I just feel like Jamie would move in with Roy before they ever start dating. Before they even realize that a majority source of their tension is romantic/sexual. First it just makes sense that Jamie comes in after their early morning practice, he needs to eat and Lord knows he can’t cook, but Roy can, and he knows his dietary guidelines and he has a shower and yes it’s only two-in-one shampoo, but he doesn’t need all that fancy shit, just go shower!
But Jamie brings a bag of toiletries the next morning because he’s not subjecting his beautiful hair to that monstrosity again, and then it only makes sense that he’d have a change of clothes, because the first time he’d had to borrow stuff from Roy, and he doesn’t think anyone on the team noticed but Beard had given him one of those weird looks of his and Jamie isn’t meant for black or dark heather charcoal so he brings his own stuff.
And then it makes sense to ride in to Richmond with Roy because they’re going back to his place after for their next training and more home cooked meals and maybe sleeping over makes total sense because they’re going to be up and training at four anyway
And then it’s been weeks, months, and Jamie is at Roy’s more than he’s home, and even the off season keeps the same way, except they don’t go in to practice during the day and Jamie convinces Roy to play FIFA with him and Roy cooks and makes Jamie read and watch old movies and they hang out with Phoebe together because she adores Jamie and Jamie adores and spoils her and Roy goes to visit Georgie and Simon because why wouldn’t he?
All of this to say I honestly think they’d get married before ever going on a first date because to them it just makes sense.
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In Sickness and Health, In Riches And Poor
A/N: My Secret Santa gift for @jonathan-samuel-smith/@dankgemestho !
“Let’s get married!” Jon announced one day on the playground. Damian, who was about a year and a half his senior, scowled.
“Why?”
“Cauuse then we’ll be together forever, like my mommy and daddy!’ You’re my best friend, and I love you, and that means if we get married we can live together.”
Damian felt his face heat up at the idea, but kept a firm mask of displeasure. “It sounds stupid.”
“Well, I’m either going to marry you, noodles, or Jay.”
His nose wrinkled. “You can’t marry noodles.”
The older boy’s insides twisted at the thought of his friend being with someone else. Jon was his best friend, not that pink-haired nuisance that appeared halfway through the year.
“I can too!” He pulled two ring pops from his lunch box. “See, I'll have a ring and everything.”
The older boy eyed the candy. Well…
“Okay. I’ll marry you, then, I guess.” He said finally, rewarded with a green ring pop.
“I have to put it on you.” Jon unwrapped it and placed it on Damian’s left hand. “Now you do the same.”
He slipped the candy on Jon's hand. “Now what?”
“Now, um…repeat after me.” Jon instructed. “I promise to be your best friend and love you for ever and ever. In sickness and in health and in riches and poor.”
Damian sighed. “I promise, in sickness and health and this is so stupid, jon. ”
“Say it!” The younger boy demanded.
“In sickness and health and in riches and poor.”
Jon held out his pinkie. “I dunno what happens after that cause my mommy and daddy cover my eyes, so we should pinkie-promise on it so that it’ll be forever.”
Ah, now here was something Damian could get behind. Dutifully, they locked pinkies and shook, before beginning to eat their lollipops.
“What now?” Damian asked eventually.
“Well..” Jon hesitated. “Sometimes they dance. B-but we don't have to!”
Damian squinted at him. “We’re married now, aren't we? We should do what the married people on tv do, or all of this was for nothing.”
“Y-yeah.”
Curiously enough, Jon’s face was turning a steady shade of pink. Damian shrugged it off and mimicked what he’d seen other people do at the galas his family went to.
Underneath the play structure they swayed, trying to step more forwards and stumbling on each other's feet.
“Are we doing this right?” Jon broke the silence they’d settled into.
“I dunno.” Damian responded. “Who cares?”
Who cares, indeed. They stayed like that, swaying to only the rhythm in their heads until the whistle blew and they hastily detached themselves, racing to get inside.
Damian chose to keep his “marital status” under wraps, a plan that was quickly foiled by Jon, who blurted it out to his mother as they were being picked up. Pictures were taken, as well as videos, a recitation of their vows and much more blackmail material to be shown much later.
20 years after
“You have personal vows?” The officiator asked, passing the microphone to the couple in front of him.
“Damian…you are the love of my life, and you make me so happy every day that I've known you. We have our ups and downs, but every single time, we come out on top. You’ve been there through the hardest times of my life and you're my support, my anchor, the thing that keeps me going.”
Jon had tears running down his face, and he reached out to grab Damian’s hands, his emerald eyes overflowing with emotion.
“And um, this is going to surprise you, but…repeat after me?” he was unable to control the grin overtaking his face as Damian’s eyes widened, before letting out a little choked laugh.
“ Repeat after me. I promise to be your best friend and love you forever and ever. In sickness and in health and in riches and poor.”
“I promise, in sickness and health and this is so stupid, Jon, ” Damian recited dutifully, the exact words from their “first wedding” so long ago.
“ Say it!”
“In sickness and health and in riches and poor.”
Both were having a hard time controlling their tears, although quiet laughter echoed from them to the audience, most of whom knew the inside joke being shared.
Jon dropped Damian’s hands and extended his pinkie, unusual to some, but thoroughly warming to the grooms.
They locked fingers and shook, giggling softly to themselves.
Jon passed the mic to the side, slipping the silver band with its simple design of sapphires and emeralds on Damian’s hand.
Damian held the mic now, wiping his eyes.
“Well, the ring isn't candy this time.” Jon laughed, already tearful.
“And this time it’s real, although the first one wasn't too far off. I love you, so, so much, Jonathan Samuel Kent. You are the light to my darkness, the sun to my moon. You are my impulse control, my counter and opposite in nearly everything. But that’s why we work so well together. You balance us out, my habibi, my beloved. My life. You are…my everything. And I am so honored that I get to call you mine for the rest of our lives.”
He passed the mic back to the officiator and placed the matching band on Jon’s ring finger.
A few more words passed, until the sealing of “I now pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss the groom.”
As they closed the distance, Jon leaning down and Damian reaching up on his tiptoes, the guests cheered, although they seemed to not hear it, the joy leaving nothing but the two of them in the world.
“You won’t step on my feet this time, will you, farm boy?”
“I was FIVE!”
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Random Stardew Valley moments
There are spoilers for version 1.6 so beware
I didn't know other characters could have different dialogues for when dating :D
I didn't read patch note or any spoiler so when this event occurred I was a bit creeped out and scared
I was astonished by the mutated trees and ran around chopping them that I didn't talk much to other villagers. Some times later I was informed that the NPCs only have special dialogue on the first green rain, the years after that they will react normally to it 😔
Why hold the art show in the pouring rain?
IYKWIM ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I look like Soos in Gravity Falls 🤣
Always happy to see how Pierre is such a sore loser
Didn't expect to see Morris chilling when paying for the parrots to get all the golden walnuts
By "honorable way" he means lots and lots of bombs
Also why aren't there any special dialogue from Qi when paying the parrots vs. when looking for 100 walnuts all by yourself? Like in the level 100th of Skull Cavern he can either say "honorable" or "clever" for using staircases, but no other dialogue in Qi's Walnut Room
lol his reaction xD
I'm sorry I'm a Haley simp
Yay wedding ❤️
All the bachelorettes except Haley, it's not like I imprisoned her by married her 😔
That was rude
Other dialogues after married
None of this makes sense
Reactions to green rain
The color variety is so pretty ✨❤️ I must collect them all
perfect 10 million
Perfection reached in Winter 2, Year 2!
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