hey does anyone want to have a mamma mia esque beach wedding but like platonically
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i think i should get followers
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Ok what happened that now I eat cauliflower crust pizza and drink sugar free hard seltzer
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You know how skeletal remains are often identified by dental records? Wouldn't it be fucked up if someone killed someone and then filed their teeth? (rather than just smashing that whole area and trying to dispose of the bits)
Imagine you're a forensic odontologist and are met with that. I'm not saying it would make the remains impossible to identify, it wouldn't, I'm just saying wouldn't that be weird?
Initially, I was thinking of like smoothing out their teeth, but what if they made different fake features.
Now, forensic odontologists use more than just the crown of the teeth, they have other information like dental radiography and stuff but I imagine that would throw someone off. Like, the rest is the same but the crowns of the teeth are different??? Is this a different person with coincidentally similar roots or...
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anyone else like to say picture like pitcher
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can they dress up drey as a grandma
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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.
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Found this really scary new horror game yall should check out. It's called indeed.com and it has a sequel called linkedin
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It's kinda funny when you get a bunch of likes but no reblogs like I enjoyed your post but I'd prefer if no one else saw it
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hey since it's coming up again: no it's not a good thing that the government wants to ban tiktok. no you should not be glad that the government might ban tiktok. no you should not respond to this with "good riddance" or "hurry up I hate that app". I should not have to explain this to you but the government banning a social media app is still a bad thing even if you don't like the UI or booktok or having to say "unalive" or how you think it's killing the very notion of attention spans. It's still bad. It's bad.
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