#like the fact that they basically hated eachother but they have so much in common

[quadrantadvisor]

Lilith: Became head of the emperor’s coven, was disillusioned by Belos’s lies, defected, got soft, is now a huge nerd

Hunter: Became head of the emperor’s coven, was disillusioned by Belos’s lies, defected, got soft, is now a huge nerd

I want this potential connection to be explored so bad

#toh #toh spoilers #not really but just in case #yall been knew they were nerds #the owl house #anyways i know we've all been excited for hunter and Eda #but honestly we're sleeping on this #like the fact that they basically hated eachother but they have so much in common #hilarious #lilith is an EXCELLENT hunter new parental figure candidate #they can study weird esoteric historical magic together <3 #y'know we keep talking about who could end up being hunter's parent #why not all of them #joint custody between lilith eda darius and camila #hunter clawthorne deamonne noceada #sometimes a family is #you #two sisters who are descended from the guy you were cloned from #the last titan #a girl from the human realm and her mom and their adopted sister/daughter basilisk who is also a clone #some guy you used to work with who turns into muck every once in a while #and some kind of bird-worm-thing

[sulfurz]

ೃ༄ SHIELDING FEELINGS (LITERALLY) (roman reigns x fem!reader)

ೃ༄ PAIRING: roman reigns x fem!reader

ೃ༄ REQUESTED BY: anon

heyyyy!! i have a fluff request for roman x (fem) reader. it’s set in his shield days and the reader is a apart of the shield (or a really close allies with them whichever you want) and she’s kind of like the lita of the group. Her and roman have huge crushes on eachother and it’s so obvious to not only seth and dean/mox but the whole wwe universe. So the two guys try to come up with a plan to have them both confess to eachother 😅😅

ೃ༄ WARNINGS: this is pure humour and fluff! basically just himbos dean and seth struggling at playing cupid

ೃ༄WORD COUNT: 1.8k

ೃ༄ NOTE: hello lovely anon i got a BIT carried away with this i apologise but i hope it still works🥹 i had way too much fun writing shield as terrible matchmakers

dean ambrose had a plan.

albeit, it wasn’t a very well thought out one. but it was a plan of somewhat decent calibre.

you see, he had a lot of time for you, acting as shield’s manager and all. what he didn’t have time for was how goddamn dumb you could be sometimes (seth’s words, not his — although he very much agreed).

what was it that got dean so riled up, you ask? well it was the fact that you were so evidently in love with roman reigns, and yet never managed to say more than a pretty pathetic ‘uh, you look nice’ whenever the four of you were backstage.

even worse than you? roman. this man had not kept his crush on your quiet. apparently you were the only one who couldn’t see it, and yet instead of ever acting on said emotions, roman liked to play a fun game of hide from y/n in the locker rooms until it’s time for our match and then i only have to see her for five minutes before. this had, on many occasions, ended with dean nearly throwing him to the ground because of course all this was going to do was make you worry the very beautiful yet stubborn man hated you.

a pretty man, but clearly very little common sense, dean had concluded.

so that was when, after too many training sessions in which you’d sit in silence until your coach brought you into the conversation, he hatched his master plan.

now just to put it into action.

it just so happened the final member of the shield would be a perfect partner.

—

the plan was, in dean and seth’s eyes, bulletproof. they would probably have to undergo a pretty intense intervention afterwards considering how wrong they had been; but at first, their confidence was through the roof.

oh no, dean hurt his shoulder in practice — what a shame! good job seth was there to take him to the medic, a walk he definitely could have done on his own! but they were so smart, right? surely you and roman would talk about something if forced to coinhabit the same space without a buffer?

yeah. they really thought so too.

but after fifteen minutes of hiding behind a comically large stack of chairs, they felt it necessary to put the two of you out of your misery and cry that it was a false alarm.

maybe you two really were more hopeless than dean initially thought.

so came attempt two: the halloween party. because who doesn’t love a good dress up party?

apparently, cupid was more of a christmas fan.

as it happened, vast majority of people brought their dates to the work party, which dean and seth hadn’t planned for, but made the situation even more perfect. not to mention you and roman had accidentally both turned up dressed as demons (finn balor made a playful scene when you walked in) — it was practically a match made in heaven! or hell…

this attempt was easy in theory: set up a conversation about how fun dancing was, before abandoning the two of you at a table to take to the dancefloor themselves. surely you’d get fed up of being left out and want to join???? surely!

except, what dean and seth had failed to consider was that in the spirit of halloween, and the fact that some of the most iconic superstars in the roster loved a good prank, the place was practically decked out with tricks, instead of treats.

dean and seth observed quietly from the dancefloor (they had long since abandoned their girlfriends and were simply dancing together now, chest to chest (hey — this matchmaking was a taxing game!)), practically cheering when they saw the two of you finally getting somewhere.

roman stood, offering a hand to you with a good natured “if you can’t beat them, join them?”, and it was obvious the two of you were so close to finally making that first step as your hand reached for his—

then, a plastic skeleton hidden in a bowl of candy on your tabled decided to choose that moment to make its appearance very known.

and there went your glass of red wine, all down your favourite pantsuit (luckily — it was red too, but the dark patch across your chest was not doing you any favours).

roman very sweetly apologised on behalf of the skeleton, which was the very final part of the conversation seth and dean heard before you were scurrying away to change. they quite literally facepalmed as they walked over to a dumbfounded roman, who still played the entire situation off.

it seemed they’d have to step things up if they really wanted to get through the both of your very thick skulls.

so attempt three was… certainly less subtle.

worse still, it came only a month after the halloween party, when you were still in the thick of your ‘hiding from roman reigns’ era, so imagine your surprise when here comes dean ambrose and seth rollins, dragging roman up to you with the latter wearing an expression of confusion that surely mimicked you own.

“okay.” dean spoke, slamming a hand on the catering table “you, roman, like y/n.”

“you, y/n, like roman.” seth added.

then, like one of those old timely comedy acts, at the same time the men both exclaimed a “now talk!”

and to yours and roman’s credit… you did speak?

it’s not your fault the members of shield hadn’t made the topic entirely clear. it was obvious by now that when it came to roman, you were blind to any subtext, so they could hardly blame you for missing the mark.

“of course i like roman? he’s my friend?” you questioned warily, genuinely beginning to get concerned for the two men you considered friends.

“are you two okay?” roman added, genuine concern across his face as he outstretched a hand to slap seth? check him for a fever? both?

you hummed in confirmation, thinking back on every odd occurrence that had happened between you and roman recently, realising that the common denominator in every situation was the two other members of the stable you managed probably saying something extremely dumb.

—

eventually, dean and seth had to admit they were terrible matchmakers.

when the christmas party that same year had been announced, they very nearly put another thing together, but a swift reminder from the wonderful (and honestly; terrifying) randy orton, the two were reminded of every failed attempt in the past, and their plan unravelled before it had even found it’s feet.

as would turn out, when there wasn’t two idiots meddling, that was when things unfolded themselves.

after the many times you had embarrassed yourself in front of your teammate lately, you weren’t expecting roman to approach you mid way through the party. he had spent pretty much the entire night hovering on the opposite side of the room, and for good reason to. you were a liability after all, and his suit shirt was too nice to end up with wine on it. you had opted for white wine instead this time though, just incase.

“hi.” a deep voice came from behind you.

you had been watching triple h and stephanie dancing together for the best part of half an hour, nursing your glass of wine contentedly until the voice behind you had startled you. your glass wobbled in your hand in a terrifying suggested repeat of the halloween event, but roman was prepared this time, swiftly reaching a hand around you and saving it from disaster.

“i should have probably learnt not to sneak up on you.” he joked, motioning with your (thankfully still full) wine glass in his hand before he handed it back to you.

“i certainly learnt that red wine is tasty but dangerous.” you played along, your heart doing a weird thumping thing at how roman chuckled.

“i’m sorry if the other guys ever made you feel uncomfortable.” roman said genuinely, catching you off guard. it was rare you spoke, let alone when the topics brushed a level of seriousness. “we love having you working with us as shield, but they don’t know when to turn off the jokes sometimes.”

you shook your head quickly, hating the idea that roman was concerned about you. sure, dean and seth were idiots at the best of times, but it was a huge part of their charm. from them trying to break roman during promos to their odd, but intriguing backstage celebrations, the slight unhinged enthusiasm was what you loved.

“trust me. i love working with them. with, with you all.” you added at the last second, not missing the slight upper curl in the corner of roman’s mouth when he realised he was included.

you could already feel the blush creeping to your cheeks just because of all his attention being on you, and you knew you were just seconds away from blurting something stupid, when an equally annoying cough came from your side.

comically, both you and roman turned your heads at the same time to see the entirely expected source of the disturbance.

seth and dean were standing a little while away, watching you with the biggest grins you had ever seen. arguably bigger than whenever your team won.

when you realised what was causing their giggles, your heart stopped.

you had casually followed dean’s eyeline, just a simple attempt to see if you could figure out the cause, when you found it immediately. and it seemed roman did too.

mistletoe. hung exactly above where the two of you stood.

you couldn’t help but widen your eyes, going to take a step back but being prevented by a gentle, yet grounding touch to your wrist. when you looked back at roman, he was closer than before, and it was practically an instinct how your eyes flickered down to his lips.

“in the spirit of christmas, right?” he asked, a grin that told it was more than just christmas spirit, and in fact something he had been trying to tell you for a while.

still, you took your time, placing a cautious hand on his bicep as you leant in to connect your lips to his. “in the spirit of christmas.”

#✍🏻 requests : anon #roman reigns imagine #roman reigns x you #roman reigns x reader #roman reigns scenario #roman reigns #wwe imagines #the shield #dean ambrose #seth rollins

[splxtduxlies]

some agent 24 headcanons because i ahahahah

theres no excuse actually

minimal angst.....for now >:3

8 is that gf who says she doesnt want anything while theyre at the store or getting food, but will wordlessly reach for 3's fries or take a bite of her burger or just casually sip from their drink

8 grabs for 3's food and drinks so much 3 doesnt even scold her anymore, she just lets her slushie straw be tipped toward 8 and then takes a sip after her

8 does a lot of really random octoling things that 3 has just learned to adapt to

octolings are usually very solitary except when with their partners/families and apparently - to 3 - it's common for octolings to lightly groom their partners

which means 8 has a lot of work to do

so 8 will quietly grabs 3's hands and cleans their nails for them or fixes the way their shirt sits on their shoulders, and 3 just lets it happen

3 is... not good at teaching 8 inkling speech and slang. mostly because they barely know what's going on themselves half the time with inklings their age

8: what is a "ratio"?

3: i have no fucking clue

8 prefers the cold over warmth

3 is the partner with the cool hands, and she's initially insecure abt this, but she doesnt realize that 8 is the gf who likes to sap the coldness out of others

when 8 says she thinks 3 is "so cool" she means it literally lol

8 and 3 have very different "oh" moments

for 8 it was probably right after she defeated tartar and watched 3 groggily shake herself awake, bathed in the setting sun :)

one time 3 watched 8 eat an apple whole, seeds and core and all and it was horrifying and mildly endearing

3 hates PDA - not in a bitter way, she jus doesnt think her partner or relationship is anyone else's business

the absolute most they will do Purposely is hold hands. purposely

theres a lot of accidental leg and tentacle touches and 3 putting their hand on 8's lower back to move them out of someones way and 8 plucking a stray eyelash off 3's cheek n blowing it away and 3 opening 8's drinks and

they were 100% that couple that became a couple before they even started dating

like the comfort of eachothers presence was just soo nice that overtime they became practically inseparable without noticing it

8 spends a lot of time with 4 too! 3 and 4 are basically her only friends, but she does subtly acknowledge somewhere in her that 3's presence is just. different then 4

i saw a post a long time ago abt how inkling/octoling couples will gradually take on a little bit of the ink color of their partners into themselves through proximity and affection (if you know the og poster lmk!) and i think abt that a lot

specifically i think abt other people pointing out that 3 is looking a lil. pinker than usual and 3 is dumbfounded and embarrassed

the tips of 3's tentacles had faded overtime to this purpleish magenta and while it embarrassed her to no end to see every morning, she had grown accustomed to it in her relfection

and they wouldnt admit it literally not if u put a gun to their head ever but. a part of 3 feels a little bit validated when they notice some tealish green in 8's tentacles

given the fact that 8 basically lives with 4 and are close friends and yet. its not yellow its theirs

overtime with 3 in splatsville and 8 in inkopolis - supposedly - 3's ink color is more. solid.

3 notices it while looking in the mirror after a shower (marie contests this) and it settles kinda. hard in their gut. that 8 isnt around them as much

they start to kind of panic thinking if 8's ink color changed at all, if she's still magenta or if her tentacle tips are...someone elses color

when they eventually see eachother again the way 3's tentacles tips turn pink is practically immediate

callie and marie notice immediately, 3 is furiously embarrassed of this

#i will continue these until i die #add more if u want :) #agent 24 #agent 3 #agent 8 #splatoon #splatoon headcanons #splat.txt

[onismdaydream]

HII!!! for the past like two days I have been scouring your account for your yuuji content.. because it's SOOO GOOD. And I can NEVER find yuuji fics! ><!

I just love how you write, and it's kept me thirst for him quenched but I just- HAVE to get this out there. I guess it's a writing request..

I have this one specific thirst that just. UGHHH. Basically, I loveee yuuji fics, and it's common knowledge that he has sukuna inside of him. (Lol) sukuna, who can basically manifest as a mouth. DO YOU SEEE WHERE IM GOING WITH THIS?? there is just so much potential. And we already know the the mouth can manifest literally anywhere! His cheek, his.. HAND.

UGHHHH

Like just imagine like- being with yuuji, and barely getting into the 'intimate' parts of your relationship. And I mean barely (once or twice), and at first sukuna is annoyed after, bc like- OF COURSE HE IS! How dare yuji, a little brat, do such things when he KNOWS he can see everything! Nobody wants to see some new inexperienced couples fucking? (Me) nobody!

But.. if you can't stop them, join them.. right?

So, maybe he tries to convince yuji to let him have some fun with you. Though yuji immediately says no, that's totally weird!

...

Won't stop sukuna though. So next time you guys start to have fun.. worked up from a mission, unable to keep your hands from eachother.. which lead to yuji having two of his fingers knuckle deep inside of you, pumping in and out, hitting that spot that makes you see STARS.. when all of a sudden, you feel a tounge lap at your clit! 🥺🤭 whaatttt!!

It catches you so off guard, it takes a minute for you to register what's going on, but when you do.. you wrap your hand around yujis wrist, tugging him away.

"Whats wrong?"

!!! How do you even begin to explain? There's SO many things wrong. Starting with the fact that SUKUNA, the person who literally hates both your guts, literally tried to eat you out.. to the fact that, you liked it.. it felt good!

"I think.. I don't.. basically-"

What do you say? What CAN you say? What if when you tell him, he stops? Ughh this is just so- UGH!

"Whats wrong brat? Use your words."

Followed by a dark chuckle, like he's laughing at you. Coming right from yujis cheek. GOD he is so annoying.

"Sorry, brats, just had to have a taste.."

OKAY ANYWAY. This is getting too long BUT it would probably be followed by a small little argument between yuji and sukuna, but thankfully sukuna convinces yuji.. probably by saying that he could either use his mouth, OR take over yujis body and have his way with you ♡🤭 and OBVI yuji chooses the first one bc he doesn't want you to get hurt..

at first he acts like he doesn't like it, but that facade doesn't last long, you hoth love all the new opportunities that come with this.. i mean like, youre both new to all this so maybe when he isnt sucking on your clit, he could talk you both through it teaching yall sime jew tricks along the way 🥰♡

you see what I'm saying, right?

Finish it, if you want, I would LOVE to see your take on this, but I just HAD to get this out there, otherwise I would go crazy..

But anyway, how was ur day? 🥰🎀

-your horniest yuji lover!♡🎀

AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg??? first of all, thank you!! you're so sweet and this literally made me so happy when i saw it this morning !! i'm sorry i didn't respond earlier, i've had a kinda shitty work schedule + being a little sick so i haven't had much time here <3

UGHH I LOVE THIS IDEA!!!! i've seen similar concepts (sukuna joining/forcing) and it's always so HOT!! i especially love the idea of sukuna licking at your clit and yuji not even realizing... like he's so distracted by the pretty faces and beautiful sounds you're making that he doesn't feel the way his palm morphs or just how much wetter it gets from sukuna's spit..... it's just sooooo good!!

sukuna makes a deal that if he's allowed to fuck you the way he wants, then he'll tell yuji what to do ("the proper way to fuck a woman") and yuji feels a little guilty for considering it but he really really wants to treat you the way you deserve and he has his own selfish reasons of wanting to feel you come around his cock. and maybe it doesn't take much convincing because sukuna's mouth is back on you and making you see stars that you both agree lol

and i don't mind at all if you ever wanna dump your ideas here <3 i think we all need a space to put our thoughts before they make us go crazy! that was what i did before i started this blog :)

#i love the little signature too its so cute!! #.asks #.anon #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuji itadori #ryomen sukuna

[a-legacy-not-to-be-forgotten]

SequenceShift Character Relationships

Don't worry, I still haven't given up on this AU yet. Even if it ain't popular, I do very much enjoy making content for it and seeing the same 5 folks like and reblog it. You guys are awesome! Now, I kinda just randomly selected a handful, so if there's others you wanna see (or maybe details I missed), lemme know!

Chujin and Ceroba

Ah yes, it's not an Undertale Yellow AU if our favorites foxes aren't divorced, huh? In all seriousness, Chujin and Ceroba met pretty much exactly as they did in UTY, with Ceroba being the one who proposed marriage to him. Things were going find, until a certain incident led to Kanako getting attack. After the creation of the Amalgams and Kanako's (presumed) death, Chujin was horrified with what he'd done and wanted to entirely pull the plug on Project Integrity, but Ceroba wanted to keep it going, entirely bent on her promise to bring back Fallen Monsters to life. This led to their falling out, and Chujin leaving the Imperial City with a handful of his followers.

Ceroba was understanding as to why Chujin didn't want to see her anymore and let him leave in peace. Unlike Asgore, she does know he's living out in the Remnants and of the Colony's existence. However, she allows them to live peacefully and undisturbed as long as they don't cause any problems. Chujin also doesn't hate Ceroba to the same degree that Tori hates Asgore, so there is a possibility for them to reunite, but they aren't exactly yearning to leap into eachother's arms.

Ceroba and Dina

Like I said earlier, Ceroba, Starlo, and Dina were a part of a childhood friend trio. It started pretty simple, with Princess Ceroba befriending two commoner kids who each had parents working for the Royal Family. As they grew older, Dina actually did develop feelings for Ceroba, but she knew Starlo was very much into the Roba, too, so she put aside her own feelings for his sake (yeah, didn't work out too well, but still).

Dina remained the humble bartender for a while until Kanako's assassination attempt. After seeing Ceroba spiral into depression, she volunteered to join the newly formed Royal Rangers. Of her companions, she was the one who was closest with the Empress, talking to her and comforting her when need be. She also took on the Royal Executioner role so that Ceroba wouldn't have to go through the pain of having to take a life with her own hands. Worth noting Dina's feelings for Ceroba have resurged by this time, but she doesn't want to make a move just yet. Though that might change in a True Pacifist Route... Sorry Chujin and Starlo

Moray and Mooch

Both of these two have had their troubles, especially considering the Wild East Massacre. Mooch had it particularly rough, as it left her with a fuckton of anxiety, which she hides beneath her 'gremlin' persona, as I call it. The more Clover kills, the more that side comes out. Moray tries to hide it, but they've also been hurt pretty bad by the Massacre. This has led them and Mooch to become really close with eachother, especially after the Feisty Five broke up as a friend group, so these two really only have eachother by the start.

They do have something of an older-younger sibling type relationship, where Mooch's chaotic nature and kleptomania contrasts with Morays more orderly side, but at the end of the day, they very much care for one another. Also worth noting that they both fight Clover in Lakeside at the same time.

Starlo and Kit

This basically started after Martlet requested Starlo to look into a strange monster sighting within the Barrens, thus leading him to encounter the usually elusive Kit. The two started talking and formed something of a friendship with one another. It's worth noting that Starlo doesn't know that Kit is Kanako, nor does he know that she's an Amalgam (in fact, he doesn't even know what an Amalgam is. Ceroba and Martlet are pretty tight lipped on that subject).

They aren't super close friends either. Kit is very reclusive and unwilling to share more about herself. Their conversations haven't really gone beyond simple small talk. Besides, she only really talks to him when he sees her (which he does have pretty damn good perception). Now Starlo does have a sort of funny feeling when it comes to Kit and maybe even almost able to put the pieces together, but given his role as Captain of the Rangers, he hasn't really had time to look into it.

#undertale #undertale yellow #undertale au #undertale sequenceshift au #uty chujin #uty ceroba #uty dina #uty moray #uty mooch #uty starlo

[sapphire-strikes]

▪︎Some LEGO Monkie Kid Headcanons Pt. 2!▪︎

Ayoooo~ Part 2 finally! Decided to write some more headcanons to warm myself up after another massive break. These headcanons have all been pretty general so far, but I will absolutely be adding some reader-insert elements eventually since they are kinda meant to tie into my Ao3 series.

Part 1 Part 2

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• You know that common anxiety a lot of people struggle with where you worry that all of your friends secretly hate you? Well, MK's thought process works completely opposite of that.

• He's so genuinely earnest in how much he cares for his friends that it comes full circle, and it's hard for him not to believe that they feel the same way. (And luckily, in his case, they absolutely do.)

• It does play some into how oblivious he can be though, because a lot of times, he will not pick up on it if someone is mad at him unless blatantly told. Basically, as long as you're sharing a space relatively peacefully with him, he automatically assumes that everything's okay and you're on good terms.

• I think that explains his relationship with Red Son and the Demon Bull Family pretty well.

• What's that, Red Son? This ceasefire is just a temporary truce until Demon Bull Family's next opportunity to rise to power? Too bad. The SECOND they stopped actively acting as antagonists and worked together, MK began considering them friends. Want to change his mind? Gonna have to start trying to kill him again. Otherwise, get used to the sleepovers, noodles and beach parties.

• Mei is absolutely the type of person to ~grip~, smack, hang off of, or cling to the person closest to her when she starts laughing. MK does this as well to a lesser agree, but it amplifies when Mei's around and they happen to be standing next to each other, just because they feed off eachothers energy so much. The two often end up in absolute hysterics when they're together and something funny happens, leaving them clinging to eachother mirthfully, OR to whoever has the misfortune of standing in between them when they begin cracking up.

• I like to think that Macaque and Wukong both hold primarily vegetarian diets, y'know, on account of them both being monkeys.

• There's a part in JTTW where Wukong and the rest of the pilgrams are trying to bring the emperor of a kingdom called "Crow-Cock" back to life. Wukong goes up to heaven and extorts some soul-restoring exlier from Lao tzu, but even after giving it to the emperor's corspe, one of them has to "breath life back into him" as the final step. Zhu Bajie actually volunteers but Tripitaka stops him, saying that among the three disciples (Wukong, Bajie, and Wujing), Wukong was the only one of them with "pure breath", having sustained himself in nothing but fruits and nuts his whole life.

• Technically, I have seen one part from the book referenced where Wukong supposedly implies that he has eaten human before, so either I'm not there yet, I missed it or I don't remember it, and if true, it would be a direct contradiction to the moment mentioned above. So that's where the headcanon part of this comes in, and I'm gonna run with the idea that in that particular instance, he was joking.

• For Wukong, his diet is just a preference. It's mentioned at least once in JTTW that he's not a fan of cooked food, and eating raw meat doesn't appeal to him in the slightest.

• Macaque, on the other hand, can't stand the taste of meat. Cooked or raw, to him, it tastes like blood either way. Secretly wishes he could stomach it just because, being a monkey, he subconsciously views eating meat as predatory behavior and has always been a little baffled by that fact that humans are consistently meat-eaters despite their docile, unintimidating nature.• Macaque also, however, doesn't dislike cooked in the way that Wukong does. He's actually a big fan of tofu in almost any form.

• Oh, but yes, they do both eat bugs.

• All the monkeys, and I mean ALL of the monkeys on FFM, retire to water-curtain cave at night. The little guys like to sleep with their king, so there will be hundreds of them sleeping scattered about the inside of Wukong's shack and around the surrounding cavern. Anyone spending the night will inevitably find themselves completely surrounded by morning.

• After the events of season 4, Macaque actually returns to Flower Fruit Mountain to live. He and Wukong still aren't on good terms, but it's a big island, so they never have to see each other.

•According to Macaque, Wukong can call himself it's king all he wants, but it was his home before he and Wukong were friends, and now that things are mostly peaceful, it will go back for being his home for a long time afterwards.

• He has his own little hideout in an underground cavern on the other side of the mountain. The little monkeys actually come in to visit him all the time, but he has them sworn to secrecy so that none of them tell Wukong exactly where he lives. He doesn't care that Wukong knows he's back, but he'd rather not give him the means to drop in if he ever felt like it.

#lego monkie kid #lmk #mk lego monkie kid #mei dragon #sun wukong #macaque #six eared macaque #SMDMAEIB #I say series but as of the time I'm posting this it only has one installment lol

[lindszeppelin]

to the stalkers on my blog, make sure you send over the entire post.

something has been brought to my attention and i cannot keep my mouth shut about this. i will not stand for molly to insult my intelligence on her gossip blog and start a lynch mob against me for something that is not even true to begin with.

the anon that came to me sometime ago who asked me if i wanted to know where she went to law school...as soon as i got that anon in my inbox i knew that person was attempting to bait me. i don't give a fuck about molly to want to know her personal information. hell i don't even know the personal information of my actual friends in the fandom besides basics lol. and while i might despise the scumbag that she is, i would never dox anybody. doxing is serious and has permanent after effects, and it can cause trauma. so knowing that this anon was trying to make me look a certain way and make me fall into their bear trap, i set up a bait for their bait on purpose. I wanted to know who that anon was so i could put them on blast to the community as a PSA. i didn't actually believe they had her personal information. im nearly 30 years old and have been around the internet for a long time, i wasn't born yesterday.

if that anon remotely knew personal information about any one of us and they were to dox someone, that is breaking the law and we do NOT need a person like that in this fandom. so i went to find the rat and lure them into my trap. well the coward came back to me on anon with a "nice try" response, so i obviously wasn't able to get them into a private message and figure out who the user was, which was my goal. and i knew how this would be perceived. but i have nothing to lose by being candid and honest about my genuine thought process. and like i said, no matter how much i dislike molly, i would never dox her as if im some disney channel villain.

as always, all that molly cares about is pointing the finger at me to her followers and inciting a lynch mob against me. and as for the other thing she said about me recently...i have been receiving dozens of anon messages all the time about the crazy things she says about austin and people on anon venting to me about her. but i delete them, and i have done for a hell of a long time. i can't even remember the last time i even mentioned molly by name as a response to someone's message, it must be months at this point. so you are incorrect when you tell your followers that i have started a hate campaign against you and talked about you for the last year. but hey, you basically have done the same to me on your blog, and you actually cannot keep my blog out of your mouth. so in your eyes it's okay to start drama because you're exempt from the backlash. got it.

you are not worth my time, the breath i have in my lungs, or the mental capacity to give a shit about anything you say or do. but when you try to go on your gossip blog and say that i purposefully tried to dox you, you're a fucking moron first of all, and as much as we hate eachother i would never put someone's life at risk like that. but i guess that is just simply out of the realm of possibility for you, because what other thread do you have to go on to hate me besides the fact that i think Austin and Kaia are not endgame? give me a break.

but circling back to one last thing i forgot to mention...after we had our issues with each other where i had to block you because you refused to do something as simple as have the common curtesy of making a separate austin tag so we didn't have to see kaia content in his main tag where you basically said "deal with it"...so many people came to me on anon sharing their experiences with you in the beginning of me turning on anons, and they came to me out of fear that you and your friends would bully them out of the fandom for daring to speak up against you. i am proud to have cultivated a purported safe space for people in the fandom to freely speak their mind and share stories free of judgement. i will never silence anybody for speaking about their personal stories of bullying and harassment. you got an issue, take it up with the many victims you have under your belt. you are not the innocent princess you like to try and portray yourself to be. and while nobody is perfect, there is no excuse for the shit you have put people through in this fandom. on here and on twitter.

that is my truth. whether you choose to take your blinders off and believe me and put this stupid shit aside is up to you. i am not holding my breath because your words are predictable. but i was not raised to be a narc, i was not raised to be a snitch, i was not raised with off-base morals where i would harm people for fun. i speak the truth and i have nothing to lose by being honest. but i was raised to stand up to bullies like you.

i know my intentions and i can sleep well at night knowing i was trying to do the right thing and expose a cockroach in the fandom. clearly that person still is a degenerate, and if they are your friend then you better be careful of who your friends are if they were willing to sell you out to me for shits and giggles. i know you will always believe that i was trying to actually dox you. and while i am not here to break bread with you, i was looking out for a fellow human being, regardless of what my feelings are for you.

oh and by the way, can you say that you ever do the same for me? absolutely not. when i came back to tumblr after a few days break when i had a fucking mental breakdown at the spiteful, venomous anons that came to me to send me hate after a shitstorm that you started, what did you say in response to me coming back? basically "yeah good look trying to block anons babe, they will never stop". if the shoe was on the other foot and an anon sent you my personal information, no doubt you would not share the same cutesy to me of trying to expose that person to the fandom for their snake behavior. you do not take accountability for the horrible things you say to people and how you purposefully start online wars with those that dare to disagree with you about austin. you have a fucking wrap sheet of people you have hurt and offended on tumblr and yet your response is "i don't think i have done anything wrong". just because you think you didn't hurt anybody doesn't mean it didn't happen. it's called taking accountability.

so you're welcome for trying to expose the shit stirrer. while my attempt to expose the person didn't end up working, i gave it my best efforts and i am okay with that. why don't you take your anger out on the person who acted like they were actually going to leak your personal information to your enemies instead of me, the person who was actually trying to expose the shit stirrer? because you never will. my integrity means a hell of a lot to me, so you're dumber than a sack of hammers to think that you can talk about me like this and expect me to not respond to you. you have once again brought this one on yourself.

happy valentine's day, pookie.

[dreamscape-popstar]

What is it that you like about Russell and sharukuh as a ship/ pair?

That. Is a really good question actually. Lucky you, you get both admins responses!

Hunter Answer: What I like the most about ShaRuss as a romantic pairing is how. Impossible it is? Crackships are less common nowadays, and within the confines of LPS2012 proper, Russell x Shahrukh would make no damn sense, and still kinda wouldn't? They don't parallel eachother as well as Sunil/Shahrukh and I think Rusty actively hates Shahrukh. Real enemies to lovers.

But that's what makes it so enjoyable. No matter which guy falls for who, it's so interesting to think about. Shahrukh falling in love for a mere pet peasant, someone so. Average and boring and nerdy and dorky, it's unheard of, but damn does he fall hard. And now he has to cope with the fact that he's a famous celebrity in love with some fuckin. GUY. Unextraordinary average man.

And flipping that around to the hypothetical if Russell fell in love with Shahrukh, it's irony at its finest. "Ugh THAT guy? I'd rather be caught dead than be interested in him." And then like clockwork, Russell realizes "Oh Shit." and is so angry and spiteful and so damn gay for that celebrity asshole. And he can't do shit about it lmaoo. It's just really appealing. Resenting the other person so much you find what you hate about them appealing and falling in love and. Christ. It's good. Good food. I love the idiots.

Karina Answer: Kind of similar to Hunter's answer, it's the impossibility of their relationship but the ever so popular expanding upon it. Shahrukh as a character already is very. One note. Yeah he's basically a parody of a famous Indian actor, but, I wanted him to have depth. So. I traumatized him :3

I wanted to expand upon WHY he's like that. No way was some stuck up movie star a spoiled asshole for the sake of it, nah nah nah, he's gotta have a REASON for it. So, I uh. Dove into the child exploitation and abuse of child actors and how they grow up to be resentful of their position and wanting to be more than just a face on a screen. I won't go too into detail because I want the askblog to be the gateway for lore, but that's the general gist. Maybe he's a snarky asshole because he's filled with resentment for the life he was forced into, and projects onto other people, y'know, vaguely gestures towards Russell.

In Shahrukh's eyes, Russell is the epitome of "Got it good". What he doesn't know, is that, Russell parallels him quite a bit. The whole parents not accepting him for who he is and forcing him to be something he's not. Even if he's being a jerkwad to Russ, Russ offers kindness even if it bites him back.

It's really just all about connecting two "opposites attract" thing but putting a spin on it to where they both grew up with the same situation but "grew" from it in different ways. Shahrukh became bitter and hateful due to his trauma, and Russell, while not fully healed from his trauma, is open and kind and patient. I hope my answer suffices! God I can write a whole essay on these guys but I think I already did. (And if it doesn't count, it'd still be hard to write one without spoiling things-)

#popstar asks #popstar mod hunter #popstar mod karina

[ladyoftheblades]

the ones with the porn name

EDDIE X READER

an: this fic is based on the anime “nana” basically reader and eddie meet the same way nana o. and nobu do. also i am not from the us and i have no idea how schools work there besides very basic level stuff. ALSO i tried not to use y/n too much but i failed, i am sorry. I am not a native english speaker

summary: highschool is a bitch, especially if you are the so called school freak and for what ? liking unpopular music and fantasy games ? needless to say eddie munson had given up on finding like minded people in this hellhole. but what he didnt excpect was the quiet girl from english to be a secret rock fan

it was a well known fact Eddie Munson could not care less about school. About anything actually. Making new friends, grades , society, conformity etc. It was all irrelevant to him. His only goal was to finally graduate senior year and run, far, far, far away from Hawkins High. All the bullyinng, name calling, rumors would finally stop. For the most part atleast. He really wasnt excpecting anything to come out of his -hopefully- last year in high school.

so imagine his surprise when Y/N L/N walked into english clad in a Joan Jett t-shirt. 

as far as he knew Y/N was... he didnt really know how she was. They sat across eachother in one class only exchanging the occasional hello before lessons. All he knew of her was what hed gathered during the year and what he had heard other people say about her. He was dumbfounded upon realising they might have more in common than what he had originally thought. 

as she approached her seat she didnt even bother to spare him a glance, quietly putting down her bag and sitting.

Eddie debated wether or not he should talk to her. What would he even say ? how would he say it ? would she maybe be intimidated ? wait why was he overthinking this so much ?. As he pulled himself from the fog of thought surrounding his brain the teacher stepped in. great he thought. Atlest now he had time to figure out his strategy.

class was as class is; boring. Yet a certain joan jett fans mind was less preocupied with literature and more with a long haired mans gaze not leaving her frame. She did not know why Eddie was starring at her, and she refused to look his way as she couldnt read his expression. Was something wrong with her appearence ? did her hair smell ? what was his problem ?  Her eyes remained on the board; not reading what was on it simply staring into the empty spaces begging for him to look away. In those moments she wished the earth would open up and swallow her whole. He must have been looking at her for more than half of the class. Not that she could tell. She was too busy wishing to die of embarassment.

Eddie reached into his backpack, wich was mostly empty, and pulled out a piece of paper and a pen. Not to take any notes for the class, no, he had other plans. Better ones.

Y/N couldnt make out his movements but she was glad his stare was giving her a break. After a few seconds she saw something flying on her desk from eddies direction. Looking down she identified the object as a ball of paper. 

“i like your shirt ;)”

Y/N looked at the note. Then at Eddie. Then back at the note. He wasnt scrutinizing her ! thank god she thought.

Oh god she hates me now doesnt she ?

Eddies train of thought was running at 100km an hour, faster than the speed of light, in the time he did not receive a reply he went through all the stages of grief and of regret. He tho-

Then he felt something falling on his hand.

“thank you”

that was it. In his hand had fallen a note, the same note he had sent flying to you was now back in his posession. The content of the paper, right there, underneath his note was her response. It wasnt anything remarcable, it was a normal response. Still, he felt a huge weight lift off his shoulders. He took the paper into his hands thinking of how to continue the conversation. Sadly he didnt get the chance.

⚠️IMPORTANT⚠️ ! A/n: this is shorter than my patience idk if i like it or if its even worth continuing or publishing. I will put this out and if it gains a bit of attention i will commit.

PART 2 IS UP https://www.tumblr.com/blog/view/ladyoftheblades/689202000935698432?source=share

#eddie stranger things #eddie munson #stranger things #eddie my beloved #eddie x reader #stranger things x you

[aplaceforthesoul]

My mental health hasn't been this good in years - it took a lot of work, and i am very proud of myself for making it this far, but i still tend to overthink and beat myself up about the fact that i am still very much alone. I have a family that loves me and i have a small group of friends i trust, but i barely see any of them (i live alone and i am a full time student and studying takes up much of my time) - but i know that what i trully crave is romantic love. I only ever had one boyfriend and it didn't last long at all, left a lot of wounds, but it's ok now. The problem is that i am so introverted (not overly shy tho) and have no social media (Tumblr doesn't count i guess bc it's unpopular in my country), or dating profiles (honestly i just hate the concept of them so much) which nowadays is almost a MUST not just in the dating scene, but with basic everyday aquaintances you immediately start following eachother on instagram (even if you dislike them, it's common courtesy at this point). Now, i do have lots of hobbies and special interests and i do regularly attend events that have something to do with art, music or literature, but i never met anyone special in these special places. I know that i shouldn't try to force a romance or be impatient and that time will most likely do its thing now that i am stable and healthy, but i wan't to hear your opinion in this situation. How does a "nobody" find love in this day and age without the aid of the internet?

You’re right. You shouldn’t try to force a romance. It pretty much is impossible because romance is not something that really can be forced, I find it never works out that way.

You’re doing all the right things to meet someone. You have hobbies and you’re out and about doing things. You seem happy in yourself and your life - these are all good things and with time, your life will open up to someone who is there at the right time.

I also despise online dating (not that there is anything wrong with it, it’s just not for me) and honestly I was single for years and wasn’t tempted to even try and date.

But I met my s/o through work and a year later, we live together. You never really stop meeting people, they will come in and out of your life at different points.

Right now you’re really busy and studying full time but I know once things in your life settle, you’ll meet someone when the time is right. You are not a nobody and I don’t believe you have to conform to anyone else’s ideas of finding somebody. Just give it time.

- Bonnie

#advice #dating #Bonnie #feelings

[chaifootsteps]

Unfortunately, I'm already at chapter 26 out of 30, and it hasn't gotten any more diverse. It's yo the point that I headcannon two of the girl friend characters are actually dating/have feelings for eachother cause the one always comes over in the mornings for breakfast and occasionally spends the night, but there's no real evidence or hints in those scenes, so it's probably meant to be portrayed as just normal friend things.

And if I'm being honest... I can't even say I'm enjoying the book that much. Not specifically because of the lack of lgbt and stuff, of course. But the book seems to really drag. Half the book is spent with the main character blatantly ignoring her friend advice cause 'she's always right' (which, thankfully changes eventually) and trying to hide her powers and get her memory back, and now, stuff is happening in the last 10 chapters that feel like it should have happened more around the middle of the book. I keep trying to figure out if this is more because I haven't read anything that isn't a graphic novel since high school, or if it has to do with the book and story itself.

There was one part that peaked my interest, but that's cause my theory brain started going.

Basically, there's this character that's a major villain in the story. He's in a position of power and is presented as this possibly misogynistic dick who's constantly fighting with the main character tooth and nail cause he wants to be in control and doesn't like her doing things her own way and doing what she thinks will improve the town, to the point that he straight up sells his soul to get dack magic and trys to send her into a death trap to get rid of her. He sounds and acts like a pretty basic, sorta one-dimensional villain that you're supposed to hate.

But then, we get to this scene where he and the main character have to have dinner together to 'reach common ground', and we get more of a look into his character. His mother (who, spoiler, ends up being basically the leader of all witches and the most powerful witch ever) shows up and seems to be disappointed in him, which beats him down a bit, kinda making him show a bit of vulnerability. Its also heavily hinted that he has no friends, possibly because, throughout their youth, the villain character has been constantly humiliated by the main character (though it was through complete accidents on her part).

And at this got me thinking... what if he's just as much a victim in all this? What if, due to being humiliated in his youth and having no friends, he often turned to his mother for affection and comfort, and his mother used this dependence to basically manipulate and control him? What if he wasn't actually misogynistic like the main character thinks (cause honestly, she seems to see every man who's not related to her or is the object of her affection as a possible misogynis), but was just bitter towards her and her friends specifically because of the pain they caused him in his youth? It's suggested that his mom is the reason he got into his position of power, so what if she orchestrated the whole plan to kill off the main character with dark magic, forcing her own son to sell his blood to obtain it, so she could keep her own hands clean, even is it meant selling her own sons soul.

I even had this whole idea for how a redemption arc would go between him and the main character. Maybe she'd realize that his mother was using him and tried to talk some sense into him while also trying to hide the fact that she now knows about her powers and witches. Maybe he'd snap at her cause he viewed her as the cause of all his pain and because she views it as a childish feud while ignoring how much it affected him. Maybe her finally getting her memory back would make her realize just what she did to him, and she'd actually start to feel really bad about what she did, even if it wasn't intentional. Maybe they could connect over the fact that her parents also veiwed her as a disappointment when she couldn't use her powers, which resulted in her getting her memory wiped.

I even thought up a twist ending where HE was actually the one with weak powers and that the mother somehow set it up so that, during the test that dictated whether their powers were strong enough that theyd be of value, the son would succeed desite his weak powers, and the main character would fail and get her memory wiped, and that in the end, the main character would help free him from the black magic and his mother control. Hell, maybe he'd even end up joining her coven in the end, using his position of power to help her instead of work against her.

I had this whole idea for how this could go and how interesting it would be.... but NOPE! He immediately goes back to being a creepy, borderline stalker-ish misogynist and is presented as a typical villain, now with a hint of mommy issues that never come up again.

Ngl I was completely apathetic to this book until you started theorizing and if even half of that had turned out to be the case, I would actually considering picking this one up.

It's always the villains, isn't it? How many bland, shitty stories have been saved by having a really compelling villain, or even a halfway compelling one? They're like hot sauce.

#Anonymous #actual blog post

[distortedataraxia]

hello! I saw requests were open and ive had this idea ever since i started watching bsd. What if dazai never left the mafia and the reader is part of the ada and they're quite powerful so they keep clashing against eachother basically enemies to lovers relationship. Reader is skilled with a sword and will cut a bitch when they have to and are girlboss (i dont mind which gender the reader is anything is fine with me)

Author note : Hi ! Thank you for requesting, I'm sooo sorry I took quite some time, I have no good excuses except that I've been doing other things and I didn't want to rush it either, I did a one-shot so I hope that's what you wanted, I did fem!reader, I don't think I made a real good job on writing the characters but eh- I hope I didn't mess it up too much and I had fun writing it nontheless I hope you'll enjoy it anyways ! ♪

Pm dazai that never left the mafia x ADA fem!reader

Characters : Dazai

Type : one-shot

Wordcount : 2.7K

Warnings : mentions of suicide, murders and ehhh cursing ?

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Ennemies to lovers

It was him, you despised him quite a lot, maybe too much, his interrogations where basically nobody escaped from without spilling anything out and it was quite scary , his emotionless face and his mask he sometimes wears wich can't let you know what he is truly thinking about, you could almost ALMOST never read through him, his manipulative ass, it was probably someone you would never ever trust, and, honestly ,i wouldn't blame you for that, you've been wondering how this dumbass being was not even dead yet, he was good at everything, EVERYTHING ! And he wants to die,and from what it seems it has been years that he has been suicidal, god know how many years it's been that dazai has been suicidal, yet; he really never managed to kill himself and he was still alive and working for the port mafia, to the point where you were internally asking yourself if he wasn't pretending to be suicidal,yet with his daily suicide attempts ,thinking that seems really dumb and out of place , wich planet are we on again ?Earth? This man seemed so myserious, but, hey, atleast the fact he seems mysterious isn't mysterious too ..right? It was him, yup, without a doubt, it was Dazai Osamu that you had to fell in love with,it's not exaclty hate and you don't exactly really "despise him too much", it's complicated,it was him that your blind heart has choosed, it was him that can put that blush on your cheeks ,him that made your heart beat really fast,him that is able to make you flustered, him that you want to be with, and it probably was a bad choice to you, it was really annoying you. Oh well. What can you do about it? That's right , there's nothing you can do.

You have been working at the armed detective agency for the past few years now, and this man is probably one of your worst ennemies, or perhaps should I say..lover ? Okay okay I'm sorry lmao you met him on mutliple missions as your ennemy and it was probably pretty exhausting, he was really smart, saying he's a genius seems like common sense and he can be pretty manipulative but, there was no way NO WAY, NOT ANY WAY IN HELL you'd let him manipulate you, he would manage to offer people death and make it seems like a gift to "end their suffering" even though he , most of the time is the cause of their suffering, well never ever, he will do that to you ! You won't let him do that or anything else to you, oh hell no ! Not today sir ! He didn't seem to regret anything he did in his life and he kept on working in the port mafia, he has been working there for a pretty long time now, probably years? When he was 15 ? He was mostly trying to kill himself probably every days but failling every one of his suicide attempts and surviving without too much damages because honestly though, this man is lucky, some people end up not even being able to walk anymore, some can't eat the same type of food you would normally eat , some end up in the hospital their whole life, some end up with a disformed face, some people end up blind, some are still living this day but with struggles to breath, of course some are lucky and don't have many much consequences like maybe a fever ? He had bandages everywhere around his body so you shouldn't think about it too much, but yet,an attempt everyday and he only has that, either he's lucky either his attempts sucks. And deep down, you can't help nor can you stop but to ask yourself .. just how exactly isn't this suicidal kid dead yet? There are sooo many ways for him to die every days and he attempts mostly every days so how? Yet he's alive, and yet he managed to make you feel what people calls "love" for him, yet you managed to fall in love with him, it seems he could probably do anything except dying.

The first time you met him , Dazai Osamu, the man who was going to be your rival and soon enough surprisingly but yet not so surprisingly your dear lover sorry sorry , was on a easy mission where you only had to find a tiger that has been causing quite some chaos and fears around Yokohama , turns out he was also looking for the white tiger because the tiger had a seven million bounty on him for some strange reasons, and it was not really super easy but it was still easy anyways ; you eventually managed to save the half-tiger boy from their dirty grasps and the half-tiger boy you were searching for was now in the armed detective agency because you decided to let him join and the others eventually agreed to that, afterall , he didn't know anything about his power to the point he thought the tiger was chasing him wich didn't make any sense, and he had no control over it, he was homeless and he just got kicked out of his orphanage , he has not ate anything for entire days because he didn't manage to steal from people yet, the boy needed a job and a house and atleast some money to buy himself some food and some clothes , if he joins he will atleast have a house and a job and he will be able to control his power and save people wich is probably a win-win situation , but now the problem about it was that the port mafia wouldn't really leave you alone because they wanted the half-tiger boy for the 7 millions and all, well not that it was a very big problem to you , it was probably just a bit annoying sometimes and it got on your nerves a bit because you could not go anywhere freely around like shopping or something without fearing that someone working in the port mafia will cause chaos where you go and cause a lot of deaths wich sometimes made you feel a bit guilty even though it wasn't entirely your fault anyways ,well atleast you're not the one they want and it was probably worst for the tiger white haired boy who just joined the armed detective agency because he didn't quite have another good choice but it was still pretty annoying most of the times to you and i can not blame you for thinking that.

You were only silently walking towards the bridge of Yokohama during your mission with your colleague, kunikida, you exchanged some words sometimes but it was always pretty simple and quick, you didn't feel like wasting your time with talking and all today, and you eventually found the tiger boy who was named atsushi next to the river acting all strange, he had white hair and a weird hairstyle and he had beautiful yellow eyes with a bit of purple in them and then a bunch of random people in black clothings randomly start to try to shoot you and your colleague out of nowhere or something and you saw him, you saw Dazai Osamu.

Dazai Osamu had dark red dull eyes that seemed souless, he was wrapped up in bandages , one of his eyes covered up by bandages, he was wearing a black coat and black clothings, he looked like he was dead inside and that there was no soul inside of his body.

You were skilled with a powerful sword ,that was your ability, your sword was your abilty, so since you figured some random people were following you very fast, as soon as they tried to shoot you you used your sword and literally slashed the bullets in two with it , now the thing was to protect atsushi who was confused as hell and genuinly scared for his life.

So that's just what you did with your colleague kunikida, you didn't even know that atsushi was the man you were searching for but you just figured the port mafia wanted him for some reasons wich was weird since he was a random persson but oh well.

"Ugh, guns"

You said disgusted and annoyed as you saw every single one the mens with the guns, only one didn't have a gun , he was probably the man who was giving them orders and all.

"kunikida, protect the boy somehow, we're gonna have to deal with motherf*ckers"

You continued talking wich made kunikida sigh out of annoyance, you didn't really care about your language and he would always scold you about it wich didn't stop you because it was funny to annoy him for you and probably nothing could even stop you.

You then proceed to slash the guns.

"can you all tell me what the f*ck do all of your creepy ass need?"

You faced them directly, you were already annoyed before because you were having a bad day anyways, the man that didn't have any guns started to walk towards you with a fake calm smile on his face, he didn't seem to fear the fact you could slash him in two anytime without hesitation, he was probably planning something, if he was walking towards you maybe he had a ability that could put you into some sort of jail? No you would just slash the jail like nothing happened, so if he was planning something his ability was probably to cancel your ability "now now calm down miss-"

The man who walked toward you started talking but got interrupted

"your mens just tried to kill me with guns why would I be calm ? Get your sh*t together dude I'm not your dog, get a life"

You said walking backwards to keep some distance, he continued walking anyways still wearing a calm small on his face as souless as ever.

"Now we just want the man with the white hair alive, if you lend him to us we'll let you be"

He simply said

"Just who the hell are you? Why do you need him anyways ? "

You asked still annoyed and walking backwards, he stopped smiling, maybe he didn't like himself and you would not blame him for that at that moment.

"Dazai, that's my name, I'm Dazai Osamu, this man is the tiger we've been looking for-"

He said as he was walking but got interrupted

"Stop walking or i'm gonna slash your soul out of you"

You threatened him even more annoyed but yet still careful and observant, he put a calm fake smile on his face again.

"Go on, kill me, just make it painless, I don't like pain"

He continued walking.

"Tsk"

You groaned still walking backwards

"So you're just a suicidal kid ? The river is right next to you dumbo"

You said frankly

"Drowning is a painful way to die"

He complained quietly disgusted.

"Less painful than being a pain in the ass"

You clearly said

"And it'll mostly be less messy than getting your neck slashed here"

You explained

"Now what are you planning to do? Cancel my ability? "

You guessed, he continued walking anyways not very surprised you figured it out.

"Good to know you have a brain"

The man with dull eyes said

"Kunikida ! "

You yelled

"I got it ! "

He wrote in his journal and a gun appeard, he threw it at you.

"Ugh, seriously now, guns? "

You sighed the gun in your hands, genuinly annoyed , you then proceed to destroy the gun in a second

"There is no way in hell i'll ever use that"

You complained

"You all are so weak, too bad for you we were also searching for the tiger that has been causing fear around Yokohama and we didn't even know he was the tiger, thanks for doing my work "

You announced, while the tiger boy was genuinly scared and very confused.

"Dazai !!! "

A black haired man rans toward both of you.

"Rashomon ! "

He yelled using his ability, black and red thingies were going towards you, so you slashed them and they grew back very fast wich was probably the most annoying part about it.

"Kunikida let's get the f*ck out of here"

You yelled still slashing the weird red and black annoying thingies recognizing Akutagawa.

Akutagawa tried to attack kunikida but you continued to slash the red and black thingies before they could even get near your colleague or the white haired tiger boy.

"Now now you're gonna be exhausted soon don't you think? "

Dazai stated, an amused smile on his face.

"Shut the f*ck up nobody asked you"

You said annoyed still slashing akutagawa's ability.

"We'll meet again soon, Dazai Osamu."

You smiled very amused.

"YEET! " Sorry I had to

You yelled using your sword to make a wind blow and get them very far from you, though it did not take very long for Akutagawa to go back where you originally were, the three of you you were already gone, you used your sword to make another wind blow to retreat with kunikida and atsushi.

That was the first time you met him, ever since the port mafia wouldn't leave you alone, they tried non stop to capture atsushi who joined the armed detective agency because of you, there was even one point where dazai captured you and you had to escape his interrogations somehow (wich was probably an exploit).

That day he was holding you during the whole thing so that you couldn't use your sword aka your ability, they tortured you a bit but luckily you didn't spill any informations out and dazai somehow decided to let you go for one second by accident wich made you able to escape, your colleagues arrived just in time to help you anyways.

"Bold of you to assume I'm gonna spill everything"

You frankly told dazai

"Well well, we don't want things to get naughty do we ? " Yes actually we do want things to get naughty dazai

He warned you

"You can come and try me, if you dare. "

You said amused.

---------

"See you later mate" You yelled smiling while running away before literally yetting yourself again with another wind blow you made with your sword

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Now, It's true that you despised him a lot, but it seemed his company amused you a lot and you went into some sort of rivalry with him, your company also seemed to amuse the mysterious man whatsoever, A bit of challenge never hurt anyways huh?

You both would always be bumping into each other on missions and always tried to mess each other's mission wich ended up being.. Interesting.

What you didn't expect was when dazai planned "the mass suicide in the city" Honestly, you were fighting your own ability during the whole thing and dazai found you when he was with chuuya and made fun of you, I would not blame him for that, you didn't quite understand what happened during that time but oh well, atleast you managed to survive while dazai was entertaining himself by looking at you struggling, the only thing that was missing was either the knife so that you could stab dazai or the popcorn so that dazai could eat it while looking at you struggling.

Slowly, this man managed to intrigue you more and more, and soon enough you surprised yourself wondering about dazai all days long.

This was slowly getting more and more on your nerves, there was no way that you possibly fall in love with someone like him, right ? Well..

W r o n g .

You both would always clash at each other but slowly some random flirting appeared and he noticed quite quickly your attraction for him, you blushing and all, and it was quite amusing to him.

He kept teasing you about your weird small reactions when he flirt and you knew deep down that he knew, it was clear, so you would always tell him to "shut the f*ck up" And you always continued your day like nothing happened.

And soon enough you ended up doing the same as the suicidal maniac, wich was flirting and teasing him about every single weird reactions no matter how small it is, but you were always the one left flustered wich frustated you a lot.

But there was one time where you managed to make him flustered, wich was actually awfully cute.

You both would always argue and flirt non-stop when you would bump into each others , like some sort of kids? You would even meet him somedays randomly at lupin's , he was awfully calm but still the flirting attempts were there.

F*ck who knew you would end up dating him? Well we all knew before reading actually

#Dazai bsd #Dazai Osamu Bsd #bsd dazai #Dazai x reader #Dazai x fem!reader #Dazai x you #Dazai x s/o #Dazai x y/n #Bsd one-shot #Pm Dazai #Pm Dazai x reader #Pm Dazai x fem!reader #Pm Dazai x you #Pm Dazai x s/o #Pm Dazai x y/n #Pm Dazai x ADA reader #Pm Dazai x ADA fem!reader #bsd dazai x reader one-shot #Bsd x reader #Bsd x fem!reader #Bsd x you #Bsd x s/o #Bsd x y/n

[nonbinarykai]

Okay you know what, I’ve held this back far enough

Why I hate canon Kailor sm

Tw:// misogyny ment, incest ment

Im not gonna tag Kailor on this for obvious reasons plus this is kinda a long post, I don’t mind fanon Kailor mostly because tbh I don’t think it’s really a big thing and most I have seen of it is fine. Don’t read this if you like Kailor and don’t want to hear it bashed

Okay listen, s4 is my favorite season out of all ninjago, but if theres one thing I hate about it the most is Kailor. This ship has always been really annoying to me throughout the show, and I’ve hinted towards that in my blog. But why?

1. It’s basically jaya redone

Kailor brings nothing new or interesting to the table because honestly? It’s literally just the same dynamic as jaya. Socially awkward guy simps for usually unimpressed girl until she eventually caves in and they start dating.

Not only has this already been done before with jaya, but is also completely out of character for Kai to do.

While I admit seeing Kai as a flustered dork is kinda funny, once you realize the context of the situation that they’re in it’s pretty clear that Kai would never actually do this.

Reminder: Kai JUST found out his dead friend is alive and is forced to recognsizle with friends in order to get him back

Usually when Kai is presented in a situation like this, what he normally does is set himself dead first on the task at hand and usually ignores any distractions. He’s mostly distance and seemingly uncaring

((note this is after Zane died and Kai ran away from the ninja because of cole and jays bickering, knowing him he wouldn’t be the most excited to be back. His arc should have revolved around coming to terms with lost friendships due to death or distance but that never happens)).

What Kai DOESNT do is immediately fall head over heels for a girl he JUST meet to the point where even when he sees his DEAD FRIEND ALIVE AND WELL he completely ignores that for a girl he meet less then a week ago

This is something JAY would do, not KAI, Kai is a loyal friend who do anything to save his friends, he cherishes them and would fight god to help them with anything they need, he doesn’t forget them for someone new

It also does skylor unjustice as well, but we’ll get there when we get there

2. It adds nothing to the characters and is otherwise never mention again

You know how bad you fuck up a relationship if the best aspect of it is how it’s rarely on screen

Even considering the fact Kailor is just jayas dynamic, the connection between skylor and Kai feels completely non existent or one sided

Most of Kailor revolves around Kai simping for skylor

They have no common interests, common goals, they rarely actually talk outside of lloyds plan to overthrow chen

The whole relationship feels forced every time it’s brought up because of how disconnected they both are to eachother, Kai only likes skylor because she’s hot and that’s it, nothing else about her is actually interesting to Kai in anyway ((again sort out of character for him in this situation))

Skylor and Kai don’t form any genuine bond with eachother, it feels hallow and empty

Let’s compare this to lava, wait no that would be to easy, let’s compare this to pixane

Pixal and Zane both genuinely like and respect eachother, they both share bonds outside of being robots, they both care about eachother enough to know when they’re uncomfortable or need help

Kailor is barely mentioned past s4 and most of it in s4 is Kai being a creep

Oh yeah let’s get to that

3. It’s really really creepy

Im sorry I don’t find incest jokes funny ninjago, it’s just really uncomfortable and creepy

Hopefully this goes without saying but Kai thinking skylor is hot, figuring out they might be related and no longer finding her hot, and then finding out they aren’t and thinking she’s hot is really weird and creepy

Not to mention scenes like, Kai looking into her room without her knowledge or consent

Or Kai fighting people for her when it’s not necessary

Or him trying to impress her everytime he sees her

This isn’t cute or funny, it’s gross, privacy invading, and overall just very creepy and uncomfortable and most definitely not healthy

Again, this is REALLY out of character for Kai, Kai knows when to back off and respect people’s privacy

Literally the season before this he didn’t get involved in the love triangle probably because he knew that would make Nya’s situation worse

So for him to suddenly become this privacy evading perv is so grossly out of character for him and makes the whole relationship feel off and unhealthy

And finally

4. The whole thing is misogynistic

During this entire thing skylor doesn’t get a choice in the show once, she follows the commands of her dad before Kai tells her not to like her dad and follows his lead.

She doesn’t come to disliking her dad by her own thought, she was told to by Kai

She doesn’t get to do anything that SHE actually wants to do until LITERALLY the VERY END

She’s told by guys around her what she should do constantly, even without her being a love interest that’s just screams misogynistic to me ((Afab speaking anyways))

Everything about her character, down to the way she talks, who she’s allied with, and even sometimes how she looks is determined by male characters

Conclusion

If canon ships were shrek movies then kailor is easily shrek the third, a constant tired unfunny mess that caused everyone to think that these ships were shit ((to be fair Jaya is kinda bad to but at least it tired to get better))

There’s nothing redeeming about it to me, every time it’s viewed in a romantic setting it makes me groan or upset

What’s even more frustrating is how people constantly say lava can’t be canon because of it

Im going to go on a side tangent so you can just skip this part as it doesn’t add any actual substance to my argument

But it’s so frustrating to see people say that

Cole and Kai have had a much healthier relationship and would be a lot better for there characters

But no, this stupid misogynistic creepy ship where one side isn’t even consententing to it half the time is the one that has to stay canon because “it’s what the creators intended”

Lava isn’t the superior possibly canon relationship because it’s gay, it’s superior because it’s closer to a healthy working relationship in show then kailor has been ((fanon lava and kailor doesn’t count here because they’re isn’t any better fanon ship, Im just talking about in show))

But no it can’t be canon and it’s unfair for people to want it to be canon because tommy created this rlly shitty straight relationship for Kai instead

TLDR; fuck kailor

#ninjago #kai smith #ninjago kai #long post

[kurootonin]

study buddies - kuroo tetsurō

summary : kuroo didn’t want to invest his time on dates and relationships given his already hectic schedule, but one day you suddenly came crashing into his life... literally.

pairing : kuroo x fem!reader

genre : fluff + angst(?), strangers(?) to friends to lovers!

word count : 1.4k

warnings : uhh bad words ?

kuroo tetsurō.

ALMOST EVERYONE IN NEKOMA HAS HAD A CRUSH ON HIM AT SOME POINT

he definitely knows

but he never really paid much attention to it because he wanted to focus on his studies and volleyball

bUT YOU SUDDENLY CAME CRASHING INTO HIS LIFE

literally.

you two first met when you bumped into him and spilled iced coffee all over him and his paper work for english.

that paper work he almost forgot about because he’s been studying all week for tests

that paper work he crammed for last minute

that paper work on the floor that’s gotten all wet and wrinkly because of your coffee

POOR PAPER WORK 😭

POOR KUROO 😭

YOU FELT SO BAD ABOUT IT

you knew kuroo

aside from the fact that he was in most of your classes, he was also nekoma’s volleyball team captain

you had always admired him from a far not in a romantic way though and

you often think about how the heck he could balance his academics and deal with the volleyball team at the same time.

a common folk like you couldn’t relate

if you were in his position you would’ve probably given up already because having good grades and being a great team captain is definitely not easy

SO YOU FIGURED THAT HE WOULD PROBABLY YELL AT YOU OR ASK YOU TO DO LAPS AS COMPENSATION FOR WHAT YOU HAVE DONE TO WHAT YOU THINK SEEMS TO BE VERY IMPORTANT PAPER WORK

but he just took a deep sigh and said that it was okay

it’s not okay though he was literally about to explode

“i can talk to the teacher about it!! i’m gonna explain everything so you can turn it in later than the others, i can help you with it as well... if it’s okay with you.”

he agreed

and that’s when your little meet ups with kuroo started 🤩

at first it was just for that one paperwork

but after your first meeting you two immediately decided to become study buddies !

you actually needed a tutor for physics too because you sucked at it

MOVING ON

it’s already been about 3 months since you started doing the study buddies thing with kuroo and you’d be lying if you say you didn’t catch feelings for him because

YOU DEFINITELY DID

at first he would just walk you home whenever he can

then he started doing more things that made your heart go 💘💖💕💞💓💗💖💘💕💝💞💗💞💕💖💝💕💓💘

kuroo started letting you borrow his hoodies and jackets whenever you got cold

then he started holding hands with you while walking home (sometimes in school too) and that made you feel very safe

also brings you snacks and drinks he got on his way to school claiming he got it for kenma but he didn’t like them so he just gave them to you

you don’t need to lie kuroo we all know you got them for yn on purpose 🥱

he’s even got your schedule memorized so he’ll know when to squeeze in your little dates study dates 👀

and you’re just in awe because how can a man be so perfect ???

where has he been all your life ?????

then it happened, he started using CORNY PICK UP LINES

that’s when you finally accepted that you do infact like him

you hated pick up lines because it made you cringe alot 😖

but the first time kuroo did it, you’re heart suddenly started beating faster than normal then you’re stomach suddenly felt like there’s a whole zoo in there and then you started blushing red like a tomato 🍅

you’re basically whipped

kuroo : u must be a red blood cell

yn : huh? why?

kuroo : because you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart

yn : you’re such a dork

yn’s brain : MY DORK IWBZIWHSIQHSIWHDIWJDIWBSINWIXHS

you like LIKE him alright 😼

but kuroo on the other hand..

WAS IN DENIAL ABOUT HIS FEELINGS FOR U

BUT ONE DAY KENMA POINTED IT OUT

“are you two dating?”

kuroo : huh? who?????? 😅😗😶😬

kenma : yn. the other day the others kept bugging me about it... i was busy playing and they won’t stop asking me to talk about it

kuroo : why would i be dating her?? we’re just study buddies. 😳

kenma : study buddies don’t share eachother’s hoodies.

kuroo : WELL SHE WAS COLD THAT ONE TIME

......

AND THAT OTHER TIME TOO SO 👉🏼👈🏼

kenma : oh okay. explains why 10 of your hoodies are probably with yn right now 🧐

kuroo : look, i was just being a nice person. i don’t want her to die from the cold or something.

kenma : die from the cold, sure. how about the holding hands thing, do study buddies do that as well??? 🤨

detective conan found jobless it’s detective kenma now

kuroo : i didn’t want her to get lost?

kenma : ....in school?

“OKAY FINE I LIKE HER” 😭😭😭😭

*cue the nekoma team entering the gym*

kuroo’s brain : oh shit.

lmao they weren’t even surprised about it

yaku : i thought you guys were dating already?

tora : you two kept doing all the couple stuff and it makes me feel very single :D

inuoka : please, everyone thinks they’re dating, even shoyo asked me about it during the practice match!

.....

was i being too obvious about it??? - kuroo 2k21

yaku : 👁👄👁

lev : well.. i think your pick up lines definitely gives it away, so...

kenma : for once i agree with lev 👍🏼

lev : what do you mean for once 😾

the gym doors suddenly opened revealing a very happy yn

you haven’t seen kuroo in a while because of their practices so you were very much looking forward to today

yn : HEY GUYS !! (*^o^*)

everyone suddenly scurries off leaving a very dumbfounded kuroo

yn : why did everyone suddenly leave do they hate me or something? (◞‸◟)

kuroo : no no! i just asked them to start with practice already.

lies

yn : oh okay then, why are you still standing here? go on i’ll wait for you to finish! ᵔᴗᵔ

kuroo is on edge

he doesn’t know if he’ll confess now or he’ll confess NEVER

because if you knew about his feelings for you and never confronted him about it

doesn’t that mean he got silently(?) rejected

but this is kuroo were talking about

yn : kuroo you-

kuroo : i need to tell you something

yn : it could probably wait til later, your team needs you

kuroo : no, i need to tell you now.

yn : 😶

you were nervous. kuroo has never been this serious about wanting to tell you something...

does he know about your feelings?

are you gonna get rejected... right now?

yn : look if it’s about-

kuroo : i don’t wanna go on study dates with you anymore.

“oh.”

you were frozen in your spot and your tears are finding their escape

what were you thinking how could the kuroo tetsurō like you back, you aren’t on his level and he was probably just being a good guy by doing all the things he’s done for you :(

that’s what you thought

back to kuroo

KUROO DIDN’T KNOW THAT YOU WERE TEARING UP BECAUSE HE WAS LOOKING DOWN SO WHEN HE LOOKED UP TO SAY MORE HE PANICKED SHUWHDIWHD

kuroo : OH MY GOD YN WHY ARE YOU CRYING ??????

yn : well.. i just got rejected by you, i knew you’d caught on my feelings eventually.

kuroo : i wasn’t rejecting y- WAIT DID YOU SAY FEELINGS ??? you have feelings for me TOO ?” 🙀

yn : TOO ???? YOU LIKE ME ??? 🤯

yaku on the corner watching the whole thing unfold with the whole nekoma team : wow, they really are perfect for each other.

kenma and tora : 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

kuroo : i was about to say i don’t want to go on study dates with you anymore because i want to go on a real date.....

yn : oh.....

kuroo : so ???

yn : of course i’d love too !! but first.. you need to go practice.. they’re waiting for you 👉🏼

nekoma team : 😄🍿

“WHAT ARE YOU DOING GO BACK TO PRACTICE NOW!!!!!” - very flustered kuroo

yn : uhh you need to go practice with them too 😶

kuroo : oh right !

kuroo suddenly kisses you on the forehead before he scoots off to the team leaving a very flustered you standing there like : 😳🧍🏻‍♀️

during the practice, the team didn’t miss a chance to tease him about what had happened 😅

poor guy, he was so caught up in his feelings he forgot that the whole team was watching them...

well atleast he scored a date with his study buddy! ♥︎

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu #hq!! #haikyū!! #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu kuroo #haikyuu kuroo tetsuro #kuroo scenarios #kuroo fake texts #kuroo x reader #haikyuu headcanons #reader x kuroo #kuroo #haikyuu one shot #haikyuu fic #haikyuu fanfic #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu angst #kuroo fluff #kuroo angst #kuroo imagine #kuroo one shots #kuroo x y/n #kuroo hcs #hq bullet scenario #kuroo tetsuro imagine #kuroo tetsuro fluff #kuroo tetsuro headcanons

[hoe4almondmilk]

Safety Net: Chapter 2

Present! Carol Denning/Reader 

It’s been three days since you’ve been at max and it’s been honestly quite awful. You stared at the tray of food in front of you poking at it with your fork instead of eating it, you weren’t hungry and you were restless from not being able to sleep. Who could even sleep here? The lights are on constantly.

“Making art, (L/N)?” you looked up to see who the familiar voice belonged to, it was Piper with her fiancée Alex. Piper was starting to become a little more tolerable now that she was reunited with Alex. You were happy for them and honestly glad to have them here with you even if you were never particularly close with either of them during your time up at camp. 

“I don’t know if I’d call it art but it’s something.” you chuckled, continuing picking at the food. “I miss camp, I feel like I'm always on edge here.” 

“I definitely agree with that, sleeping with this fuckin broken arm hasn’t been pleasant.” Alex replied as she began eating her food. God, you almost felt nauseous watching someone eat. Food disgusted you right now. “You’re not pulling a Sister Ingalls are you?” Alex asked half jokingly but also sounding a little concerned.

“No, I just haven’t had much of an appetite lately, I feel sick looking at food, it’s probably just my anxiety. Also the food here looks repulsive..” you sighed. 

“I don’t blame you, I would feel anxious too if I was sharing a bunk with the head of C-Block.” said Piper.

You turned your head to the left over where Carol was, she was playing cards surrounded by her posse. You and Carol haven’t really spoken much or been around each other since she basically scared you off the other day. It was kind of an unspoken rule, if Carol was in the room you stayed out of her way and hung around somewhere else until she came out which was pretty often since she was mostly out here playing cards. You were so deep in thought you forgot you were still looking in carol’s direction when you snapped back to reality you saw her staring straight at you with an emotionless expression, you quickly looked away. 

“She’s actually not that bad, I mean besides telling me to get the fuck out the other day. She’s quiet and clean. except for when she’s looking at those magazines of men, that’s when it gets a little uncomfortable. I feel more sorry for you being bunkmates with Badison, Chapman.” you chuckled as Piper’s eyes rolled hearing her roomie’s name. 

“Oh please don’t get her started, it will never end.” Alex groaned, rubbing her temple with her functioning hand. 

“She’s giving you trouble?” You asked, actually concerned. 

“Trouble doesn’t even begin to describe it. She’s a bully!” Piper exclaimed. “There is something deeply wrong with her.” Piper was normally a pretty dramatic person but you knew she wasn’t exaggerating when she was talking about Badison. You’ve only known Badison for a few days but there really was something wrong with her. 

“I think there’s something deeply wrong with everyone here.” Alex replied. “They’re in maximum security for a reason.” 

“I wonder what Carol did.” You said thinking out loud. “Everyone obeys her, shit even Badison is scared of her.”

“All I know is that one of her girls, Creech, is my bunkmate and I want no trouble.” Alex said, continuing to eat her food. 

“Aw, look at that, all of the new cookies eatin’ together. What is this a fuckin pride parade?” you recognized that god awful bostonian accent, it was Badison as she began to sit down at your table. 

“Well you know what they say about us gays, we hang out in flocks.” Alex replied sarcastically. You couldn’t help but let out a small chuckle.

“I would’ve never guessed you were a carpet muncher, Mouse. I guess you learn something new everyday.” said Badison. “I better be careful, don’t want you developing a crush on me or anything.” 

“I’m picky with my women, you have nothing to worry about.” Your eyes widened realizing you said that out loud. It would’ve been an awkward silence if it wasn’t for Alex’s small chuckles.

“Oh you’re a funny little thing, now aren't you?” Badison replied, still shocked by what you just said.

“I meant that I'm not really interested in dating while i’m in prison, you know?” you said trying to cover your ass for what you just said. 

“I got what you meant.” Badison said slowly coming closer to you. “You should really be more careful with who you smart off too though. Don’t wanna start off on the wrong foot with anyone here. Remember what I said on your first day. We can make you want to live or die.” Badison whispered and walked her way over towards Carol.

“I’m so fucked.” You said worryingly.

“Badison’s not gonna do shit, she just wants to scare you two.” Alex said, trying to comfort you. 

You nodded. You looked over your shoulder once more to see Badison next to Carol as she played a card game with the other girls. You couldn’t help but feel a small pit of worry in your stomach. 

Later that evening a few hours before lights out, you decided to go take a shower, something you had been avoiding for the past few days. It’s not that you were unhygienic, it's just you had been slightly depressed from the big transition of moving from up the hill to down the hill. 

You took a quick look around the shower room, thank god it was empty. Empty showers were a rarity in any prison. 

It was when you were washing your hair that you heard a couple of footsteps walking in. Well, that was a nice five minutes of peace and quiet. You ignored it and continued to rinse the shampoo out of your hair. Suddenly, you felt an arm wrap around your chest and something pointy and sharp being pressed against your right jugular. 

“If you scream, I swear to god I will push this into your neck. You got that?” You nodded trying to hold back your tears. The arms around you flip you over and you’re faced to see two of Badison’s friends Eckelcamp and Teng. 

“What did I do?” you asked quietly and shakily, almost choking trying to hold back your tears. You’ve mostly kept to yourself this whole time here, actively trying to avoid any trouble, you certainly don’t remember doing anything to these two. This is the first time you’ve even spoken to them.

“You disrespected Badison, bitch.” Eckelcamp said, still extremely close to your face. She wrapped her hand around your neck tightly with the shiv still firmly pressed against your neck. You were barely able to breathe. “Next time Badison talks to you, have some fucking manners.” she said slamming your back hard against the shower wall. You did your best to hold back a yelp. Getting stabbed in the neck with a dirty shiv was not the move for today.

“Next time you see her, apologize.” said Teng, “We’ll be watching. Let’s get out of here before a CO comes.” 

Eckelcamp nodded in agreement and looked at you once more and yanked your hair pulling you down to the hard wet tile of the bathroom and left. 

You waited till you heard their footsteps disappear to crawl into a ball and sob under the now cold running water of the shower. So this is what Badison meant when she said live or die. Your hands gently rubbed your possibly bruised neck. You finished your shower and got dressed before anyone walked in and saw you like this. 

Once you returned to the common room, your eyes scanned the room for Badison. You looked over at Carol’s table, her usual spot but she was absent. You met eyes with Eckelcamp and Teng. Ignoring them you made your way to Badison and Piper’s cell. You really hated the fact that you were being practically forced to apologize to her but this bitch was not worth a stab in the neck with a dirty shiv. 

Once you got to the cell you saw Badison laying on her bunk and Piper in hers reading a book. You lightly knocked on the open door. 

“Hey, (L/N).” Piper said smiling but her smile quickly faded almost as if she could sense something not right with you.

“Hey, Chapman.” you smiled trying to not seem suspicious, as much as you liked Piper she had a tendency to involve herself in situations that she didn’t belong in. 

“The fuck do you want, Mouse?” Badison asked sarcastically as she laid up from her bunk. She knew exactly what the fuck you wanted. 

“I was wondering if I could have a word with you.” You asked. “Out here. In Private.”

“Whatever you need to say you can say it here with me and Gapman.”

“Please, Badison.” You were trying to hide the impatience in your voice. Piper was already looking at you suspiciously. 

“Only because you said please.” Badison said she climbed down her bunk making her way out the bunk. 

You walked over under the stairs. “I wanted to formally apologize to you for disrespecting you.” You said trying to sound sincere.

“I see you met Eckelcamp and Teng.” She chuckled looking at your neck. “Oh, those are gonna be some ugly bruises tomorrow.” 

“It’s not like I have anyone to look beautiful for here.” you said rubbing your neck.

“Aw, you don’t wanna look pretty for your lesbo girlfriends.” Badison said, as she made a pouty face.

“You mean Chapman and Vause? Just because we’re gay doesn’t mean we’re dating eachother.” You were actually confused. Was she actually that dumb?

“What?” She looked visibly confused. “Anyway, That was a shitty apology.”

“What do you want from me, Badison?” You said already fed up.

“I don’t like you. I can look past that though if you fill up my commissary for the next two weeks. Don’t be stingy with me, (L/N). I know you got plenty of money.” She said with that sleazy fucking smile.

“Fine, deal.” You really didn’t want to do this but you also didn’t want anymore trouble with Badison or the rest of Carol’s gang.

“I accept your apology.” Badison said.

As you were about to turn around to leave you felt Badison’s foot slide under yours causing you to trip and fall hard on the ground. You heard Badison let out a loud laugh. You could feel your eyes well up with tears again and this time you didn’t even bother to stop them from flowing. Let them see you cry, you didn’t care anymore. 

“Oops.” Badison said as she continued to laugh.

“(L/N), are you okay?” You heard Piper's voice as she tried to help you up. You must have hit the floor hard enough if Piper heard you fall from her cell.

“I’m fine, Chapman. Just go, don’t make this worse for the both of us.” You snapped as you stood up from the ground. You wanted to yelp from the shock of pain that shot through your body. 

You looked over to see everyone at Carol’s table laughing, except for Carol. Your red puffy tear filled eyes locked with hers for a second. You looked away embarrassed. You hurried as fast as you could up the stairs to your cell. You wanted to lay down and hope you woke up from this fucking nightmare.

As soon as you reached your cell you climbed to the top bunk and crawled up into a small ball and just sobbed. You hated being seen as weak here. You didn’t like giving these people that power over you but you couldn’t help it. You were so wrong on your first day, you were finally beginning to crack. You weren’t sure how long you were crying but your sobs finally turned to small sniffles. 

“You new cookies really do crumble quickly.” You heard that stern cold voice say. You lifted your head up to meet eyes with Carol. This is the second time she’s ever actually spoken to you. You quickly wiped your tears away. “Are you gonna say something or are you just gonna keep looking at me all pitiful?” Carol said as she leaned against the wall of the cell with her arms crossed. 

“I don’t really have anything to say.” You continued to sniffle. “At least not without having to worry about getting shanked in the shower.” 

“Oh, so that explains your neck.” Carol chuckled.

Damn was it really that noticeable already?

“I thought you would’ve known, your girls are the ones who did it.” You replied with a slight attitude putting your head back down. 

“Whatever Badison has the other girls do has nothing to do with me.” Carol replied. 

“I’ve been here for three days and you’ve never bothered to speak to me. Why the sudden change?” You asked. 

“Am I bothering you?” Carol replied almost as if she was slightly offended.

“No, you’re not. Sorry, that sounded a lot ruder than it did in my head.” You rubbed your eyes, Please don’t beat my ass. You prayed. You had enough ass beatings for the rest of your sentence.

“I’m talking to you because I believe you have potential, (L/N).”  Carol said with a slight smirk.

“Potential?” You asked, confused. What the hell does she mean by that?

“I want you to work for me. I can tell you’re smarter than most of these other girls here. It also makes sense considering the fact that we are sharing a cell together.” Carol said. She did have a point. Carol was not someone to be enemies with. 

“I mean I guess. Look Carol, I’m just trying to keep my nose clean, do my time and-“

“And what? Avoid getting in any trouble? What happens if you get into another disagreement with another inmate and she starts a fight with you? You’re gonna get fed up with being someone’s punching bag and you’ll fight back. The COs aren’t going to see it as self defense. They’ll happily throw you into the SHU and add more time onto your sentence. Stick by me and I’ll make sure Badison or any other girls never lay a finger on you.” Carol did make a good point. “See me as a type of safety net, if you will.”

“Can you give me time to think about it?” You asked not sure if you would be able to do it.

“The offer is off the table then. Continue getting your ass beat. It’s not hurting me.” Carol said, trying to hide her annoyance. 

You sat and thought about it for a minute. You knew you weren’t going to be able to just continue getting beat on. You were going to break at some point. You looked up at Carol and took a deep breath in. 

“Okay, I’ll do it.” You had three years left on your sentence, that’s not a lot of time, you could do this. 

“Shake on it.” Carol said coming up to you with her hand out. 

You looked at her, a small smile forming at the corners of your lips. “Okay, boss.” You said as you shook her hand.

“Sit down here kid, I’m gonna show you how to play Bridge.” Carol said sitting on her bed as she began to shuffle a deck of cards.

“Bridge? Is that the game you’re always playing?” you asked as you slowly began to crawl off the top bed. Trying to ignore the pain in your sore arms and legs.

“Yep, It’s best I teach you now, you’re going to be playing a lot of it.” Carol said, laying out the cards in front of you as you sat down. “Shall we begin?” 

What the hell am I getting myself into. You thought to yourself as you watched Carol explain bridge to you.

Chapter 3 here

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hello everyone :)) I am so sorry I have not been active. I think my chemistry teacher knows I write and doesn't like it so she assigns like 3 hours of homework a night. I also have been casted in my schools production of The Secret Garden so that has kept me busy. I am trying to stay afloat at school and have inspiration to write but that is a lot harder than I expected. if you have sent in any requests I am going to work on those as soon as I can but I haven't had the most creativity :') I hope you aren't upset and enjoy this as compensation for my lack of content.

SUMMARY-> ron weasley as your boyfriend :)

KEY 🔑 -> Y/H- your house at hogwarts

WARNINGS-> curse words, snape slander 😌, not edited, but otherwise pretty sweet domesticity

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how does it feel to live my dream?

this man is a grade A simp and I will die on that fucking hill

would he ever admit it?

hell no

does everyone know?

yes

how you two met

let me set the scene 😌

you were just going to potions class, you hated Snape and weren't afraid to show it to the snake of a professor [period 😼💅]

ron and harry were only sat a few chairs away from you so they normally laughed at the interactions you shared with the potions teacher

and so when Snape had some smart stuff to say to you,,,,,well lemme just;

"L/N I suggest you keep that smart tongue to yourself unless you want to end up in detention" Snape quipped with a slap of his wand again your desk

"I do apologize professor" you said with sarcasm dripping off your tongue. you sighed and brought a hand to your forehead, "I do hope you forgive me Professor Snake- oops! I mean Snape" you snickered as the other students giggled, including the red headed weasley boy

"Detention and 50 house points deducted from Y/H" Snape shouted with a scowl only for your giggles to grow louder. From that moment on, Ron Weasley had a crush on you

my man here was struggling to even talk to you

you exuded this aura that was honestly very intimidating to him

shy boy indeed

how you two got together

so Ron's crush on you obvious to anyone who had eyes

you just didn't see it

I mean you of course had seen the boy around school before, everyone knew of him

you may or may not have liked him as well

but when people told you he felt the same you deadass looked at them like "🤨"

this situation was much like the case with ron

for some dumbass reason you just didn't see why he would like you

everyone knew you liked him

except him

hermione and harry were kinda tired of hearing him be so lovesick

they were happy for him, just annoyed with how,,,,sappy he was

with the help of the twins, hermione and harry brought both you and Ron to a small party in the griyffindoor common room

basically they threw you two in a closet at the party

"JUST CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACHOTHER ALREADY!" yelled George from the other side of the door. you heard some light crying

"Oh Georgie our little brother is all grown up!" Freddie sniffled as the duo walked away

you and Ron were really just standing in the closet like "🧍‍♂️🧍"

yeah it was awkward

after a while you spoke up,

"so uh do you like me back?" you said with a faint warmth spreading across your face. he frantically tried to explain himself,

"I NEVER WANTED YOU TO BE UNCOMFORTABLE BUT I-I WAIT" his eyes widened as his brain registered what you had said, "Like you back? of course I do! Are you an idiot or something?"

you only scoffed, "Well sorry I'm not the most obvious about it" Ron only looked down and apologized for his outburst,

"I didn't mean to say your stupid, I just thought it was obvious, I suppose I wasn't as obvious as I thought" he stated simply, as if it was a fact that you would find in any textbook

you shrugged "Im a little oblivious sometimes I suppose," turning your full attention to his face you simply said "Well I guess that's good huh? We have something in common!" you laughed slightly. He held your hand hesitantly,

"Yeah I guess it is" he replied with a smile.

"AWWWW YAY!" the two of you heard the twins says more people began to cheer from outside the door.

semi anticlimactic but it was sweet

relationship headcannons

So, to start, love languages <3

Ron's love language for you is gift giving and physical touch

this boy,,,,he has to be holding onto you in someway at all times you are together

it kinda grounds him and brings him a lot of comfort

(unless of course if you are uncomfortable with that! he is very respectful of your boundaries)

so in turn he also loves giving you gifts

I think he like does either wood carving or something like that

so expect handmade gifts!

he paints rocks for you 🥲

if you display them in your dorm?

man might cry

he just loves seeing you love the things he gives you 🥺

His preferred love language from a partner is either physical touch, which I have discussed previously

but his other one?

acts of service

he doesn't necessarily expect gifts or anything like that

he just loves it when you do little things

like for example you left him a note

it was a day of a match and Ron was honestly nervous about it

it was nothing too fancy

simply,

have a good day today! you are gonna do amazing hun, I'll be in the stands cheering you on! love you :)

-Y/N <3

he keeps that note now in a box under his bed

that box holds every note or doodle you have ever given him

if you want to help him study he is gonna be so thankful

he loves dates taht are spontaneous

you two have become Snape's worst nightmare since you started dating

double trouble >:)

SO MANY SNACK DATES

LIKE YOU GUYS JUST LISTEN TO MUSIC OR WATCH MOVIES AND EAT SNACKS WHILE CUDDLING

it's heavenly 😌

Speaking of cuddling!

he loves lying on your chest

it's kinda just his safe space

credits to virid on tumblr!

he is a caring lover, his biggest concern is is making you happy in the relationship

he wants to be the person that helps you grow, not by force, he wants to support you through whatever you are going through

you help him be more confident in himself, believe in the good in the world

honestly you changed his life

and he couldn't say thank you enough for being in his life

I don't think he can sing so he hums instead. this happens a lot while lying on your chest so yeah

songs that I think fit your relationship

This December- Ricky Montgomery

How Can I be Sure- Durand Jones and the Incantations

Sinatra- Forrest Nolan

Like or Like Like- Miniature Tigers

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he just loves you so much please my heart can't handle this right now 😭

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