#listen and simp

[jacqcrisis]

The few snippets of dialogue I've seen from from Hermes in Hades 2 really reaffirms a core part of whatever his relationship is to Charon to me: Hermes is extremely invested in making sure Charon has someone to talk to.

Please say hi to him. Please make sure he's doing okay. Please look out for him. Someone needs to be checking in on Charon and be there for Charon when Hermes can't be.

Maybe it's because he recognizes Charon is a loner and doesn't have people who worry about him. Maybe its because he knows Charon has a hard time communicating. Maybe its because Charon is a workaholic and will put the people he cares about before himself. Maybe he just really fucking likes Charon.

Probably all of these. But I had that assumption in the first game, and I'm glad its canonized (or so it seems) in second. Hermes worries about his big skull faced man's mental and social well-being so much that he's asking the children of Hades to take some time out of their big important 'find my mom/dad' quests to make sure boatmen aren't too lonely without they speedy chatty birds.

#hades game #hades 2 #charon hades #Hermes hades #charmes #listen I wrote a whole fucking fic about this back in the day #that's basically what the fall out Hades fic was about #as much as I like to joke Charon is a Hermes simp #no one simps harder for anyone like Hermes does for charon #his opinion re: stygian ferryman is so fascinating #like he really did snub everyone at the big party to go hang out with his 'real gentleman' of a 'professional associate' #love that for the both of them

[kelin-is-writing]

fwb!touya who despite your agreement on not necessarily having to stop seeing other peoples, has deleted the contacts of the two or three girls he used to occasionally hook up with, when you weren’t around, the moment you two had started your relationship and everytime he crosses paths with them at school he barely even acknowledges their existence. why? ohh that’s because the moment you, the girl he desires on a soul-type of level, has agreed to be in all this with him touya’s eyes haven’t been able to look away from you, not even for a split second.

fwb!touya who a mere call or text for you telling him how much you miss and want to see him, is enough to make him skip practices with his rock band only to run over to your place and spend time with you. be it doing homework, watching movies or those weird reality shows that secretly pique his interest, playing games that usually end up in heated makeout sessions, you putting on nail polish while he styles your hair, cooking together, napping together, having sex four or five times. just you two basically being all over each others at any given occasion. touya wanted you close to him as much as possible and he was going to have exactly that.

fwb!touya who keeps telling himself you two are just ‘friends with benefits’ but from time to time he finds himself playing the guitar, compose and writes songs while thinking about you. he would’ve never wanted to admit it, for the moment, but you’ve been his muse since the first day you guys meet and the major reason for it was your smile, your laugh, your voice… that beautiful spark in your eyes whenever you looked at him… it made his heart warm up and a pleasing emptiness take over his stomach… shit… this wasn’t good at all, he was going into a dangerous territory right there and it wasn’t supposed to happen.

fwb!touya who has never marked any girl he’s sleep with before nor has he ever permitted them to mark him, because he has never felt the need to do that with his past flings; yet it took only one week, three days, fourteen hours, thirty-two minutes and twenty-six seconds in your relationship to make him go around the campus proudly, a shit-eating grin on his face, with your glossy lipstick imprint onto the side of his neck right where everyone could see it while you walked around with his teethes’ mark on your neck; a statement dedicated to everybody in the school that told all of them he is yours and you are his.

fwb!touya who never holds back from showing off to everyone your close relationship. you could be talking to a classmate and he would walk up to you surrounding your waist with an arm, pulling you flush against his side, and ask genuinely curious and interested what you guys were talking about while leaning his cheek against your head as he hummed along to the explanation you gave him with that voice of yours that is as beautiful as you are, completely smitten and mesmerized. once you were talking with another classmate of yours, that was assigned as a committee with you for a school festival, about some preparations when he came up to you ignoring the other person’s presence and just fixing his intense gaze on you while asking if everything was alright and if you needed any help while delicately moving a strand of hair behind your ear and then rest it gently on the back of your head to let you know that it was fine to lean on him whenever things became too much.

fwb!touya who keeps telling you and himself that the two of you are just ‘friends with benefits’, but the way he fucks you, talks to you and overall treats you are far from being those of an actual ‘friends with benefits’ and he doesn’t notice until a random guy who’s a schoolmate of you two and fan of his band starts asking him about you, throws glances your way, tries (but fails) to flirt with you and touya is watching over you two seething as he smokes by the fences outside the school’s building, tomura being the one who makes him notices that he’s clenching his jaw so hard they can hear his teethes scratching together. it’s right then that he realizes that the reason he had suggested all that thing between you two wasn’t only because he was attracted to you, but because he has been in love with you the whole time since the start of your friendship.

#boku no academia #my hero academia #bnha #mha #dabi #touya todoroki #bnha smut #mha smut #dabi smut #touya todoroki smut #bnha x reader smut #mha x reader smut #dabi x reader smut #touya todoroki x reader smut #fwb!touya #— ❥ kelwrites; #I’M BACK WITH ANOTHER FWB!TOUYA PIECE BECAUSE I WAS RECENTLY LISTENING TO A SONG AND IT INSPIRED ME ALL THESE #also you guys seem to like A LOT the previous piece i wrote about fwb!touya so i told my self ‘why not??? if peoples likes it!!’ #and yeah guys… fwb!touya is 1000‰ the type of fwb who’s BOUND to become a huge ass simp for you. that’s a fact actually. #he would be so in denial for the longest time EVVVER but that’s too late because it just comes naturally to him to act like a simp over you

[c10v3r]

the yuri harvest is yuriful this year!

#outing myself as a doomed yuri liker #the amazing digital circus #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc pomni #buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #ragatha x pomni #gooseyworksy may not care abiut ahipping BUT I DO! #i think more people should draw jax with eyelashes #hi all the ppl who follow me for my osc stuff and nothing else #listen i really teally r3ally really really like this show ok. #im not jax simp at all in any way i just think hes really funny #dont mind the pen shift i just have a liking for pencils recently

[strigital]

"And that, kids, is how I met your mother"

nothing against the default meet cute with the sparkly boy but it would be better if a cliche fumbling down and falling on top of tav had happened just saying 💁

#now i REALLY have to go #bye gnight may yall dream of your blorbos #my art #sketch #comic #traditional doodle #ballpoint doodle #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #oc #female tav #tav #aurora du lac #larian studios #EDIT: humongously glad there's a ton of my fellow gale simps who have the EXACT same idea about the first meeting and honestly #just let's petition larian to change the cutscene already #they already proved theh listen to their player sooo 👀 #dnd #dungeons and dragons

[leqclerc]

Sebastian Vettel and Charles Leclerc by the Ayrton Senna memorial statue at Autodromo Enzo e Dino Ferrari in Imola (May 16, 2024)

#formula 1 #f1edit #sebastian vettel #charles leclerc #sebchal #everyone say thank you cameraman for this insane shot #something something 'i could listen to him for an hour' #i know what you are (simp 🫵🏻) #emilia romagna gp 2024 #* #*mine: gif

[yennao]

I been watching Trigun, and oh BOY am I down catastrophic for 1 very Tall Plant Fucker with a Gun

#vash the stampede #vash 98 #tryina figure out how to translate his already incredibly stylized ass into even More Stylization #Vash #fuck man why gotta be so Cute #listen #im ace #but im still Simping #its the aesthetic attraction #babyyyy #me when a character who lives every moment of their lives in agony #anyway #trigun

[drawnfamiliarfaces]

hot man hot birdman im so sorry hot fire bird man?!?!

aka glorious gijinka!Tengu Jin design by @hirumi25 has made me 👀💦?!?! because wowie thats some hecking fire design!

and of course i couldnt just not draw Hirumi's Nomi-kun with him too

#rc9gn #rc9gn tengu #ninjanomicon #human!ninjanomicon #human!tengu #randy cunningham #howard weinerman #hirumi-san i feel like i should apologize because i got overboard a little (maybe???) but i really do love your art so much i often #scroll through your blog to look at it. alsofor calling you Hirumi-san in my head xD it just kinda happened and your name just sounds nice #saying it like that haha. hope you enjoy the sillies art tho it was fun todraw! sometimes one just wants to draw some cool designs ;) #listen i adored hirumi-san's art for YEARS because their First content is some fine food but this humanized tengu was the last straW #i spent days after seeing that art going WOAaaah because literally he looks so cool???? all joking about me simping aside its very silly #but i absolutely adore that you gave him little wrinkles under his eyes it makes him look so dignified and your outfit for him us just *MUA #i wish i could character design like that *sigh*

[galaxy-shapeshifter]

Headcanon: every single young hero has had (or still has) a case of hero worship when it comes to nightwing.

Tim has experienced it all before, he knows he's the dick Grayson number 1 fanboy. He had never thought twice about other superheroes in their line of work idolizing his big brother the same way, however, until a faithful day of a titans and young justice team-up.

Nightwing: hey, you guys did really well out there, I'm proud of you.

Robin!Tim: *heart fluttering at the praise, but trying to remain cool infront of his friends* you too.

The flash!wally: hey nightwing! Come on, we're hitting big belly burgers, your treat!

Nightwing: coming!

Tim, watching the titans leave, proud of a good days work.

*The rest of young justice start vibrating in unison like an active volcano, about to explode any second*

Tim: ?.. Guys??

Cassie, Bart, Kon & Cissie all at once: *LOUD FANGIRLING SCREAM* AHHHHH!!!

#Tim swears he went deaf for a few minutes #He had to listen to his friends gushing about how cool nightwing is the entire week #Next time Tim saw Dick again he was glaring at him cuz he was so sick of hearing his friends simping #One day he heard tornado discuss how admirable nightwing is to Greta and he wanted to cry #Young justice #yj98 #nighwing #dick grayson

[flufftopiamailpidgeons]

If you asked Kaz Brekker what home smelled like, perhaps once upon a time he would've given a vague description of the place he and Jordie grew up, a memory so distant even Kaz himself had stopped being able to conceptualize it years ago.

Now, he could answer you with confidence. If you asked Kaz Brekker what home smelled like, his lips would subtly twitch- easily mistakenly as a sense of smugness- and he would tell you, olive oil and smoke. He smells Suli tea and spices, he thinks of her.

When Kaz Brekker thinks of home, he thinks of how perfect she looks when she comes down the stairs of the slat, picking apart her breakfast and licking her fingers clean with the satisfaction that her stomach was full and a man somewhere was dead.

He found he liked that look on her; dangerous, satisfied- content and free.

Her slender fingers gripped her knives with the elegance of matches next to altar candles on the cathedral that was her frame, her scarf akin to draping curtains that fell around her eyes- her irises catching the light like stained glass windows.

His Wraith was silent, and Kaz Brekker, the man who hated to ever be taken off guard, loved her for every time she appeared in his life without warning.

Kaz Brekker could tell you in an instant what he thinks of when he thinks of home, and only need two words: Inej Ghafa.

#kanej #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #post crooked kingdom #six of crows #grishaverse #shadow and bone #listen i love them #kaz is a simp for inej #if he could've gotten drunk on her laugh he wouldve #my writing #writing #fanfiction

[weirdagnes]

i was listening to Buggy’s Cherry Bomb, but then I remembered this song Cherry Hunt and my braincells collided

and behold: bughawk burlesque au

#i was gonna make it shuggy #but shanks is too much of a simp #mihawk fitted better for the guy in the mv #go listen to both songs if ya havent already #one piece #op buggy #op mihawk #buggy the clown #dracule mihawk #bughawk #buggy x mihawk #my art #scene redraw

[childdevourer1]

Me and the bad bitch i pulled by being acoustic

#listen man pilots jay was the funniest simp alive #bros an incel but he’s MY incel OKAY <3 #ninjago #ninjago fanart #jay walker #nya ninjago #jaya #fanart #memes #kit art

[mblue-art]

drew @owl-bones's lv20 dust!cross boy, strike 💗 (pre-redesign) (new design here!)

silly xtras + simp thoughts under the cut

a shitpost ... ft silly au bc i got attached to how blorbo i made my sona in it...

im just a lil guye... against big scary tall skeleman constantly burning lots of magic... who easily crumbles to even the smallest bit of affection... he'll be dead on the fukcign gorund when im done w him /j/j/j/j/lh/aff <333

self-indulgent scenario/au surrounding my simping (just like all my other AUs in my head lololol) is called icecube (for now,, 👉👈),, yearned hard during an especially chilly rainy day, and felt so cold i joked that i was turning into ice-- then i got attacked with simp thoughts about how he'd be sooo warm and toasty (,,perfect for the weather,,,/)/////(\;;) and the silly thought of being the ice to his warmth-- his little icecube-- is very /////wwww

i love,, the visual of getting cold chilly hands and just reaching up to cup his cheeks and feel his ambient(?) magic warming my hands up and the whole gesture simultaneously making him melt,,

an icecube can only cool off a magic-burning body so much,, but i hope he enjoys the feeling lots everytime he holds cold lil me to his chest uwu 🧊💙❤️‍🔥

#lv20 cross #cross!sans #dust!cross #strike!cross #ft his pre-redesign ! <3 (bc i drew these before his clothes changed<3) #(yes hes inspired/derived from the lv20c by withtheworms) #mblue art #m rambles #self insert #unsurprisingly i simp for another cross variant (the crossrot has a solid grip on my simp brain 😔) #LISTEN.........how can i not when mr owlbones made him oh so very loveable smh 😤 #YEAH hes scary BUT im gonna turn this big skeleman into a puddle on the floor w wholesome and niceys and lots n lots of kissies #i am just a gooey guy (gn) let me be soff w scary big skeleton man who can krill me #icecube au #strikecube #cm #(this whole post has been sitting in my drafts since last year 💀💀💀 finally decided to post it :] )

[zedif-y]

#ryan's screaming #THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE POLL SUBMISSION IM USING IT TO BE AWFUL #hermitblr #SORRY. SORRY #hermitblr poll #hermitcraft #hermitcraft poll #why am i maintagging this #listen if the hermitcraft gay sex survey can be maintagged this is FINE #if you dont like this please just scroll past im just being goofy #IEHRJDNDKDJDJ (<<scared) #anyway im voting for milkpulses. if u even care #tried to give it some variety . for the simps<3

[simp-for-mystery]

Been a hot second, hello!

Ok, hear me out... Tim drake being considered the coolest celebrity out there. I'm talking as popular as Tom Holland was after the 1st time he was seen as Spiderman. Which is usually fine, except when no one knows your identity and they all happen to find Tim drake very attractive.

Tim as Red Robin (please change this code name! I am begging DC! And no The Drake BS either!) And choking on his drink almost losing a lung when the rest of his Teammates are playing fuck, marry kill and Kon and Cassie are about to throw hands about the fact they both want to marry Tim Drake.

Meanwhile, Bart and Greta are trying to figure out a way they can 'casually' befriend Tim Drake in order to enact a 76 step plan that leads to marriage.

#young justice #young just us #tim drake #bart allen #impulse #greta #secret #kon el kent #superboy #cassie sandsmark #wonder girl #listen #they are no simps #but if its tim drake...

[itsdaifuku]

pov: you walk in on a darlin after having beaten up their vamp ex

darlin had a lil fight with quinn oops

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[bignostalgias]

white winter hymnal au sketches. I don’t know

mixing the lyrics “with scarves of red tied ‘round their throats / to keep their little heads from falling in the snow” with The Green Ribbon (In a Dark, Dark Room) and Princess Mononoke’s Forest Spirit in a big pot and simmering until cooked

comic under cut

#listening to my improved hijack playlist 🥰 #mine #frostcup #hijack #jackycup #rotg #rotbtd #hiccup httyd #httyd #jack frost #points at hiccup SIMP #tw blood #tw body horror #so no head? *smashes phone* *breaks skateboard* #white winter hymnal au