#marauder shitpost

[mon-mi]

ah yes me my boyfriend and james potter

#hp #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #remus x sirius #wolfstar #marauders #fanart #hp fanart #monmiart #sirius #sketch #shitpost #this is a joke

[hearts4dorlene]

Remus: Hey fellas, good night?

Peter *grumbles*: Not as good as yours apparently

Remus: What-?

Peter: Yours and Sirius' Muffliato charm broke

Remus: Oh shit did you guys hear?

*Enter James*

James: Oh god your faces, what have I missed Wormy?

Peter: Did you not hear them both last night James? Were you out or something? They were going at it-

Peter:

Peter: Why are you wearing a Slytherin tie James?

*Enter Sirius*

Sirius: Just been to get some breakfast and saw my little brother wearing a Gryffindor tie?

Remus: James?

James: Funny story lads, so you see-

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #regulus black #jegulus #wolfstar #harry potter #harry potter shitpost #sirius black is a little shit #remus is the real trouble maker #james potter would do this

[gender-thief2]

ok but how do you know james and regulus DIDNT kiss?

#marauders #the marauders #marauders era #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #this is stupid #shitpost

[siriuslemonmuffin]

regulus: what do you look for in a partner?

remus: someone who can challenge me intellectually

regulus: so how did you end up with someone who’s intellectually challenged?

#marauders era #sirius black #marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #wolfstar #james potter #lily evans #alice fortescue #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #jegulus #text posts #shitpost

[random-person3000]

Jegulus

#marauders #dead gay wizards #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #my ships #hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry #fanon #shitpost #random #wizarding world #theyre gay your honor #theyre married your honor

[saintchaser]

sirius, explaining a concept to remus that he hadn’t fully understood before because he didn’t go to class after the full moon: and that’s pretty much it. any questions?

remus, with literal heart eyes: no

#correct marauders quotes #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #shitposts

[starman-waitinginthesky81]

if Wolfstar raised Harry:

someone: WHOA did You Know Who give you that scar when he killed your parents?

Harry [deadpan]: No, i’m just a really dedicated Bowie cosplayer.

#i’m sorry #this is so stupid #shitpost #marauders era #marauders #the marauders #wolfstar #harry potter #james & peter & remus & sirius #remus lupin #remus x sirius #sirius black

[moonlightdancer26]

Me whenever I remember that Snape canonically outlived all of the Marauders:

#literally brings me sm joy #and the way he was indirectly responsible for the death of the one he hated most 🤭 #that’s very girlboss of him actually #i hope this fandom knows that #severus snape #pro snape #pro severus snape #anti marauders #? #sure #snape #harry potter #hp #shitpost

[jrhostile]

James: I think you’re pretty

Regulus: you are hiding behind the door, you obviously find me terrifying

James: you are many things

#jegulus #marauders #james potter #harry potter #im always shitposting #regulus black #james is a simp #incorrect quotes #wolfstar #marauders era #remus lupin #sirius black #james x regulus #regulus deserved better

[thatdammchickennugget]

RIP James Potter you would have loved minecraft and making thirst traps

RIP Sirius Black you would have loved spotify and just dance

RIP Remus Lupin you would have loved noah kahan and weirdly specific video essays

RIP Peter Pettigrew you would have loved club penguin and reddit

RIP Lily Evans you would have loved pinterest and wordle

RIP Marlene McKinnon you would have loved milf culture and she's the man

RIP Mary Macdonald you would have loved tumblr and the barbie movie

RIP Regulus Black you would have loved water wings and therapy

#shitpost #marauders #marauder fandom #james potter #remus lupin #sirius black #peter pettigrew #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #mary macdonald #regulus black

[stylesandpottertoo]

"my father didn't strut" james potter would be screaming at the top of his lungs from heaven in support of his boy

'oh but he did strut don't you think he'd laugh about it?' yes WE KNOW but do you think he would see harry being tortured by severus fucking snape and NOT side with harry? darling he wouldnt even THINK of how he walked, all he knows right now is that harry is in pain, and that's all he cares about

#atyd marauders #marauders #harry potter #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #lily evans #wolfstar #jily #severus snape #the marauders map #marauders shitpost #all the young dudes #dead gay wizards #original

[hearts4dorlene]

*after a Quidditch game*

James: We won!! Wasn't I fabulous darling??

Regulus: You were okay, can't criticise much

Remus: Wrong answer

Regulus: Huh?

James *sobbing his little heart out*: YOU DONT THINK IM FABULOUS????

#incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #jegulus #regulus black #james potter would do this #harry potter shitpost #james potter would say darling and i know he would its simply just a fact #james potter is a drama queen #regulus black is done with life #remus is tired #remus lupin is so done with their shit

[gender-thief2]

rip remus john lupin you would’ve hated vapes

#the marauders #remus lupin #wolfstar #marauders #shitpost #rip #idfk

[kotocorey]

Barty is the power bottom and Evan the submissive top. No one can convince me otherwise.

#marauders era #rosekiller #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #shitpost #ship art #sirius is a drama queen #queer #starchaser #sunseeker #wolfstar #slytherin #ravenclaw

[randomfandombullshit]

Barty: Reg, why haven't you forgiven me? I said I was sorry

Regulus: you made a diss track on your past self which you performed for me while Evan beat boxed

#shitpost #marauders era #marauders shitpost #regulus black #evan rosier #barty crouch jr #slytherin skittles #slytherin squad #rosekiller #the marauders #marauders fandom

[saintchaser]

sirius: what’s up?

remus: *stumbles, trips, snaps his r+s doodled in hearts notebook shut* nothing much, how about you?

#correct marauders quotes #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #shitposts