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shallowstories · 1 year
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I'm just not a Cosmopolitan gal
For some reason, Dean feels even more insulted. So, he lobs the first thing he can think of, “Well. Dad had a soul, and he did more fucked up things than Cas has ever thought about doing.” It might’ve well have been an uncapped grenade. She reels from the force of it—shatters somewhere deep behind her blue, blue eyes. Of course, Dean regrets it immediately. It’s the lowest blow. Straight for the jugular. Blood and guts. Dean has no idea why he’s bringing up Dad, but his instinct in response to all that is to rip on Mary’s choice of- of family.  Tit-for-tat. Or something.
I'm just not a Cosmpolitan gal by @shallowseeker
Synopsis: After the brutal slaughter of the Apocalypse World hunters, Dean's doing everything he can to maintain a sense of normalcy around the bunker. Mary shows up to help. There's grocery shopping, mother-son passive-aggressiveness, and a pansy-ass Cosmopolitan magazine that Dean definitely isn't going to take relationship advice from.
(Status: Complete)
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bekkomi · 7 months
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Gotta grab those groceries one way or another
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5ummit · 1 year
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New Mature Content Warning Overlay (And How to Get Rid of It)
More fun community label "features"! Unlike the new mandatory label for #NSFW, this one is a bigger deal to me because it affects my entire blog and it can't be avoided by just using a different tag.
Apparently on custom blog layouts, if you happen to post or reblog even a SINGLE post that's been flagged with the mature content community label, a full-page warning overlay will appear blurring out your entire blog that must be manually clicked through every single time the page is refreshed. At first I thought this was just a bug due to my older layout but I've come to realize it's not. It's a feature (as confirmed by this recent changes post) that affects all custom themes. The formatting will vary based on your own theme but here's what it looks like on my blog:
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I don't know about you but I find this is stupid and annoying. If it could be dismissed once and never seen again that might be one thing, but that's not the case. The vast majority of my blog is not "mature" enough to warrant such an aggressive and invasive warning. I also think pop-ups are obnoxious in general and I'll be damned if tumblr's going to force me to have one on MY blog.
After some desperate googling for a known workaround and being unable to find even a single mention of it, I decided to take on the challenge myself. I'm not a theme coder, so apologies if there's a better way to do this, but luckily it only took me like 10 minutes to figure out a simple fix, which I'm now sharing with anyone else who may want it:
.community-label-cover__wrapper {display: none}
Just copypaste that somewhere in your CSS and goodbye pop-up!
If you're not sure how to access your theme code, check out this help article. You can also add the code via the Advanced Options menu, which is actually even better (if you can get it to work, it depends on how your theme was coded), because it will then automatically be reapplied to a lot of themes without having to remember to manually add it every time if you change your theme in the future.
Obviously this will only remove it from your own blog for anyone who may visit it. If you never want to see this warning again on other people's blogs you can also add this custom filter to your ad block:
tumblr.com##.community-label-cover__wrapper
Unfortunately I do not have an easy tutorial on hand for this one as the method will depend on your specific ad block app or extension.
Some additional notes:
After adding the theme code and saving the changes, give it a minute to update as it sometimes takes a little while for the page to refresh.
The warning overlay only seems to appear if a "mature" post is on the FIRST page of your blog, which is still annoying and makes the whole thing even more pointless and stupid because what if someone visits any other page of your blog, and oh no, happens to see "mature" content they weren't warned about?!
The warning also appears on direct links to "mature" posts.
This hack has NOTHING to do with entire blogs that have been flagged as NSFW. It only works for non-flagged blogs with custom themes that happen to have individual "mature" posts.
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fanficmemes · 1 year
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Hey I went to Finishing Your Wips island. Yeah nobody knew you there :/
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shopwitchvamp · 1 year
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"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!
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"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!
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"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!
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*wild cheering*
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🖤witchvamp.com🖤
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strawberry-tofu · 1 year
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This is so awful but I had so much fun making it
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dloeza · 1 month
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violent138 · 1 month
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Tim, looking around the darkened corridor: "You think it's a good idea to be breaking into random places right now?"
Jason said nothing, fumbling in his pockets.
Dick: "You live here, don't you?" Which gets everyone's attention laser-focused.
Jason just cast him a look, getting the door open.
Steph entered first, smacking into something that falls over. "Jeez." She complained, stumbling backward until Cass steadied her by the shoulders. "Sorry, that's my bad."
Duke turned on the lights in one motion, making everyone blink and wince.
"Get off me." Damian snapped, and Dick carefully let him go, letting him limp angrily into a chair. He frowned, scrutinizing the place. "You live here? Why would anyone--"
"Guys." Dick rubbed his eyes over the mask, cutting off Damian and Jason’s sharp answer. "First aid kit?" Dick asked Jason tiredly.
Jason nodded, moving to get it and heard Damian ask "What?" in response to a patented glare he must be getting.
Tim had made a beeline for the kitchen. "Dude, why do you have a singular set of dishes? And why are there just guns in this cabinet?"
Jason scoffed, handing Dick the kit. "Didn't realize I was running a fucking bed and breakfast."
"There's guns in this cabinet too!" Tim shook his head, opening and closing two more. "Oh good, just large knives in this one."
At Tim's raised eyebrows, Jason went into the kitchen and shooed Cass down the counter she was perched on, grabbing the paper plates he kept in a drawer and shoving them into Tim's chest.
Glancing at the way Steph was rubbing her neck, slouched at the table, Jason grabbed two ice packs, sliding one her way and throwing the other to Damian.
Duke, taking a book off Jason's meticulously organized shelf: "Why do you have seven copies of Pride and Prejudice? Did you keep forgetting you bought it, or--?"
Jason, storming over to put the book back. "Stop."
Dick looked up from the wound he was stitching. "Are they different at at all?"
"Are they in different languages?" Steph asked.
"Did you barter them for food? Because your fridge is fucking empty." Tim reported.
Jason groaned, realizing that they weren't going to drop it. "One has a different introduction and one is the zombies version. And yes, the rest are the same, now could you all stop touching stuff?"
"Why do you have five copies of the same book?"
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blackpearlblast · 2 months
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places to donate for tigray
for those who are unaware of what is going on in tigray, omnitigray has an in-depth piece on the genocide happening right now and the history leading up to it. tigray has had an internet blackout since 2020 so there is very little accessible day-to-day information. however the atrocities that are known are clear and alarming, and the tigrayan people need attention and support.
https://www.ahwatnarelief.org
links are all sourced from this linktree, which also has more educational sources and an informational poster for sharing.
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feraltwinkseb · 2 months
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March 8, 2024 - Jeddah, Saudi Arabia Source: Clive Rose/Getty Images
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shallowstories · 1 year
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Rain falling on a tent
“The strongest pole should bear the brunt of the elements, like a shield against the wind. You connect the poles and insert the adjacent poles very gently. When you attach to the pin and grommet, you bend the frame very carefully so the frame doesn’t break.” Dean chokes. Sam does a little bit too, but the look on Dean’s face makes this too good to quit. As a younger sibling, Sam so rarely has the upper hand like this. “O-of course,” Sam says, too-innocently. “Got it. Bend it, not break it.” “At the demonstration Cas and I went to at the R.E.I., Cas broke it in half.” “What?” Dean squeaks.
Rain falling on a tent by @shallowseeker
Synopsis: After a hunt, Team Free Will 2.0 takes shelter in a (temporarily) abandoned campsite.
(Status: Complete)
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secondbeatsongs · 6 months
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hey, don't cry
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tumblr is the new pdf! ok?
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ourtubahero-blog · 1 month
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New meme format released. Pass it on.
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calciumyum · 6 months
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The Great Ender Dragon Fight!
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Texts credit (with some modifications): Page 2: Ashryn_365 on Twitter and @fishbloc Page 3: @kalsyumtulag Page 4: Ashryn_365 on Twitter I was too anxious to ask for help to make more rhymes and these people suggested the rhymes, I'm so grateful for their help! :D
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aeirithgainsborough · 11 months
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DISNEY + storybook openings 1. Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937) 2. Pinocchio (1940) 3. Cinderella (1950) 4. Sleeping Beauty (1959) 5. The Sword in the Stone (1963) 6. The Jungle Book (1967) 7. Robin Hood (1973) 8. The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1977) 9. The Tigger Movie (2000) 10. Enchanted (2007)
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