#obey me lucifer head canons

[666writingcafe]

The Home Theater

Satan

"I don't remember the House of Lamentation having one of these," MC notes as they take in their surroundings. "Whose idea was it to put one here?"

"It was mine," I answer. "Barbatos helped me set everything up. All the equipment, the acoustics...it's all top-notch."

"By human world standards, or Devildom ones?" I've forgotten how observant they are. MC seems to enjoy taking in all sorts of information, even if it seems insignificant to other people. That's one of the things I like about them.

"According to the employee at DevTech--I mean, Best Buy--we have the top-of-the-line equipment, and the quality is comparable to some of ours." I hate that I keep swapping human world names with Devildom ones. I personally feel like I'm better than that.

"Have you guys used it yet?"

"Funny that you mention that, because we just started a zombie movie marathon last weekend."

"Was that your idea as well?" I nod my head.

"The idea of zombies has interested me for a while now. While there are diseases and curses that can induce a zombie-like state in demons, it's usually a temporary problem that can be solved with medicine. That doesn't seem to be the case with humans."

"Are you solely basing that on our movies?"

"Of course not. I've also read books."

"Fiction or non-fiction?" Oh, I'm about to blow their mind.

"Both, actually."

While the human world seems to focus on the fantastical elements of zombies, the Devildom has meticulously recorded all zombie outbreaks that have occurred throughout the centuries. You see, sometimes a human zombie accidentally stumbles in the Devildom, and we have to deal with that situation properly in order to prevent chaos.

While we've certainly dealt with the stereotypical zombies--the ones that are slow-moving, crave brains, and are more or less dead--those aren't the only ones that we've come across. Some are capable of sprinting, others aren't too keen on brains, and there's even those that appear perfectly fine on the outside but have some kind of parasite in their brain that's making them carry out orders with no thought whatsoever.

Although, sometimes the parasite doesn't have a physical form and is instead created as a result of rather intense brainwashing.

"I see," MC states once I've completed my mini lecture. "Somehow, that's never come up in any of my classes."

"That's because you've only taken general knowledge ones. RAD offers majors, and with those comes specific classes for particular areas of study. Although, in order to declare a major, you have to prove that you have a solid understanding of the fundamentals first, since you might get pulled to teach a class or two."

"Has that ever happened to you guys?"

"Lucifer and I are the only ones out of our bunch that have declared a major. Belphie's been offered, but he doesn't want to deal with the responsibility of teaching, so he just takes whatever interests him. The others simply haven't proven themselves yet. Levi struggles with attendance, and Beel has difficulty concentrating. As for Mammon and Asmo, I think they're content with where they're at right now, so they're not going to push themselves too hard."

"What do you and Lucifer major in?"

"He does potions and curses. I focus on history and literature. Somehow, despite my sin, I tend to be a more patient teacher than him. At least, that's what I've heard from other students."

"That's really interesting." MC appears deep in thought. "Do you think I could major in something?"

Honestly, I don't know how to answer that question, mainly because we've never had beings outside the Devildom attend RAD before Diavolo implemented the exchange program. It wouldn't surprise me if he did allow MC and the others to declare a major eventually, but I don't know how long that would take. Would MC be alive by then? Or be in a good physical and mental state to take in additional knowledge, let alone teach an entire classroom? Personally, I think they have the best chance out of the initial exchange students of eventually declaring a major, but that isn't for me to determine.

"That would be something to ask Diavolo. I don't think I'm qualified to answer that question." MC nods their head.

"So, changing the subject...wanna watch a movie together?"

"Like, right now?"

"Yeah!" I sigh.

"As much as I would like to, I doubt the others would be happy if I kept you all to myself before they've even had the chance to say hi to you. I will have to take your offer some other time."

"Sounds good. I'll try to find a good movie for us to watch together in the meantime."

"You bring the movie, and I'll whip up something nice for us to eat." MC snorts in amusement. "Do you not think I'm capable of cooking, MC?"

"It's not that at all. Just reacting to an idea I had, that's all."

"What kind of thought?" Interesting. My question has made them tense up all of a sudden. Usually they only get that way if someone catches them doing something that they think they're not supposed to do. Like fiddling with strange objects.

Or having dirty thoughts.

I keep coming across the phrase "Netflix and chill" in the media I've been consuming, and it appears to be referring to hooking up with someone as a movie's playing in the background. Is MC wanting to do that with me?

Are they afraid I'd find the idea silly? Because I don't. I mean, if it was something that I was invested in, then I'd want to pay attention to whatever was playing, but I'm more than capable of choosing something that I can tune out as I focus on something else.

Especially if that something else happens to be MC.

I lean in closer to them to whisper,

"You know, I went ahead and assembled a collection of movies I thought you'd like." I plant a kiss right below MC's ear, making them shiver slightly. "I really enjoyed picking them out, actually." I begin moving down their neck. "It was fun thinking about what might appeal to you. There are so many genres that are worth exploring."

#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me satan #welcome to me randomly creating lore that wasn't there before #was not what i intended to do at all #in fact #i thought of it on the spot as i was writing this #like some other things that i've posted #in my head it makes some degree of sense #i mean #how do you keep individuals like lucifer and satan interested in going to school #both of them are extremely intelligent after all #basic classes just wouldn't satisfy them #also #i know the whole 'satan assembles a movie collection for mc' is canonically innocent #however #i felt like adding a bit of spice to it

[mammon-s]

I know a lot of people don’t like dom Luci and think that he is so in charge of all other aspects of his life he would want someone else to be in charge for once but like why not both??

#[ ♡ ] : V rambles #like all the boys are switches to me #like I def see him wanting to let you take the reins sometimes but I also see him being dom sometimes #like the characters are multifaceted #like Levi is definitely subby and likes to be degraded but when he gets jealous I definitely see him being dom and probably kind of mean #and people saying he would think daddy kinks are gross like first let’s not kink shame and also he’s a demon he definitely has a high #tolerance for finding things gross #I’ve also seen people say he has daddy issues so he wouldn’t have a daddy kink but like almost everyone I know that has a daddy kink has #daddy issues Lmao #i just feel like let people head canon stuff that they like #sorry for rambling #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer

[2busyatchb4urschist]

Even more Obey Me! head canons :^} (his name is George)

What they do when they can’t fall asleep:

Lucifer: it’s not like he’s going to sleep anyway, so he just does paperwork

Mammon: he jerks off (please don’t question me and my thought process 😭)

Leviathan: he ends up playing video games until he crashes/can’t stay awake any longer

Satan: he finishes off whatever book he’s been reading and sometimes organizes his books

Asmodeus: there’s never an instance where he can’t sleep properly (he has to, it’s good for his skin (I’m just making fun of him at this point, aren’t I?))

Beelzebub: will often get a snack then lay down with Belphie or MC

Belphegor: he’s the Avatar of Sloth, he can never not sleep

Diavolo: counts sheep like a normal fvcking person (that was aggressive)

Barbatos: he cleans around the castle or organizes whatever needs organizing

Simeon: probably drinks some tea to help him fall asleep

Luke: he takes melatonin gummies before bed

Solomon: talks to Asmo if he’s still awake

#obey me #obey me belphie #obey me headcanons #head canons #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me satan #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon

[gifti3]

Mc has player tendencies im sorry

#Mc in everyones dms: youre the ONLY one for me bby <3 #Fuckboy!mc is now canon in my head im sorry #Mc in lucifers dms: its the 1st child *bites lip* #Mc in belphies dms: its the last child actually 🙈 #Says what the person wants to hear instead of what they actually feel #This way theyre always on top and everyone is happy #obey me nightbringer #obey me satan #obey me nb #Obey me

[writteninlunarlight-years]

hi can i get a match up for hazbin hotel and obey me? ^_^ erm i’m a trans guy, my pronouns are he/they. i’m bisexual and i dye my hair but it’s currently blonde (not my natural colour) uh i’m awkward lol,, i like making jokes and being very silly fr.. i like collecting “weird” plushies, freddy and bonnie from fnaf and i also have a billy plush from saw :3

i like going to the mall + movies, coffee and reading.

i dislike spiders, rain and bugs. also i cant tell tone fr 😭

thank u ;3

~~~~~MATCH UP~~~~~

Annon, I present to you your Hazbin Hotel match-----

Cherri Bomb!

Now hear me out on why. She gives me the embodiment of opposites attract. Who better to help pull you out of your shell and kick ass than Cherri Bomb.

~~~~~HEADCANNONS~~~~~

Cherri actually finds your awkwardness cute. She thinks it helps mellow her out, so she better influences Angel Dust.

She will help you dye your hair; however, expect loads of hair dye to end up everywhere but your head.

She will then help you get the stains off your skin and bathroom.

She thinks there's something wholesome about cleaning each other off, but she will never admit it cause ew vulnerability.

If she drags you out to party with her and Angel and notices you grow uncomfortable, she will guard you. If you tell her you must leave, she will whine and be right behind you as you walk out of the building.

If someone says anything derogatory or hateful about you, she will not hesitate to blow them up—no questions asked.

If you don't like violence, don't worry. She will take down places, names, and descriptions so she can sneak out and take care of the problem.

I firmly believe that as hardcore and Girlboss Cherri acts, she is like many of us with a secret squish mellow/plushie collection at her place.

Therefore, she likes to trade plushies with you and buy you new ones.

~~~~~BLURB~~~~~

You sat on the chair in the center of the hotel, a towel thrown around you like a cape. To the far left, where the bar stood, Husk and Angel watched the display as Cherri filled her non-life-threatening bombs with hair dye. Was this a brilliant idea? No, but what would life be with out living on the edge slightly. Cherri finished up her last bomb and then walked around to face you. "Alright tiger you ready for this or what, I can't wait to see what we can make." You nod hesitantly, trusting your partner to not kill you in this process.

"Cherri, he looks like he's about to pass out. Are you sure this is a smart idea," Angel said safely across the room. The woman just turned and looked at her friend, flipping him off before proceeding. The first bomb was thrown, then another and another. Blues, Purples, Greens, and Pinks flooded your vision. Coughing, flailing your arms around the dye'splosion desipated.

"Cherri, that was a lot. How much even got in my hair?" Looking around the room, Angel and Husk were hidden behind a blue and green bar. The couches were now Pink and Purple. Did any of the dye get on your head? Cherri came into your view smiling awkwardly, scratching her head. "So Y/N, what if I told you we are gonna have to do that all over again." You laughed a full belly laugh, standing and walking over to the powder closet by the stairs. Sure enough, your blonde hair was still very, very present. You began to laugh harder as Cherri walked in, completely covered in dye. How she managed to cover your whole body, her whole body, and the entire lobby, but not your head, was impressive. You hugged the girl kissing her check making a pretty color of magenta on the spot your lips landed.

As you pulled away you heard a very devastating screech from you assumed Charlie followed by a loud static sound. Eyes wide you looked at Cherri, "RUN".

~~~~~EXTRA~~~~~

(Walking around the mall with Cherri and Angel shopping for some gifts or yourselves)

Cherri: OOOOH~ Y/N look! It's one you don't have yet. (Points excitedly at a plushie)

Y/N: Oh look Cherri they also have a squish mellow you don't have.

(realizing you just outed her secret to Angel you slapped your mouth shut)

Angel: Naw don't worry I was buying her Squish mellows before they even became a thing.

Cherri: HEY CAN WE NOT BE TALKING ABOUT THIS OUT LOUD!

Alright now I am excited to present your Obey Me! Match-------

Leviathan!

He is the perfect embodiment of Otaku Awkardness. Where Cherri may have been opposites attract vibe with Levi I get the we are one in the same vibe.

~~~~~Headcanons~~~~~

As soon as you two get close, he will be attached. It's not like stalked attached, but it's very much needy.

He wants to share all his prized possessions with you.

Where you collect plushies that may be deemed odd or weird, he is out collecting figurines people categorize as off or strange.

He started taking part in the Mammon repayment fund and using it as a fund to buy you the things you love.

When Lucifer forces you two to go outside, you stick together, huddled over his Game Boy.

One time, Asmodeus convinced you to dye your hair Levi's teal because it would be cute to match. The man was in love, and it made him feel very possessive and proud.

When you guys sleep in his bathtub bed, he always lies on the bottom to support you. He can't risk his favorite person having a bad back the next day. Plus, it's comforting to hold you over his idol pillow to him.

~~~~~BLURB~~~~~

You sat at the kitchen bar playing on your D.D.D., waiting for your instant Ramen to finish. As you played, you heard two of the brothers walk in. "Oh hey, Y/N, what are you doing here so late," Beel said. Beel and Belphie started rummaging through cabinets; Beel looked like he was stalking up for the apocalypse, while Belphie just wanted to sleep. "Beel, he is obviously making something to eat. What else does it look like?" Belphie responded for you.

As you heard the microwave ding, you went to grab your food. "How can you and Levi's stomach eat that stuff so regularly," Belphie questioned. You shrugged, "It's good gamer fule all that salt in it." Beel laughed, stuffing his face with Asmo's chocolates. "Belphie, if you are so tired, why are you helping Beel look for food?" Belphie just shrugged and began to walk out, Beel following close behind. "If you're so eager to game Y/N, why are you dressed in Levi's clothes when 20 minutes ago you were in your own." You hesitated, face glowing red.

As you went to defend yourself, Levi walked in, obviously looking for you. "Hey Beel, Belphie, Y/N, why are you so red? Are you sick? Are you okay?" Levi began to dote on you while Belphie laughed and continued out of the kitchen with Beel. "Leeeeevi why didn't you stop them, Belphie is a perve." Levi laughed before responding. "Is he a perve if he's right?" As Levi smirked at you, you smacked his shoulder and bolted it back to his room.

~~~~~EXTRA~~~~~

(you are in the library with Satan studying for one of your upcoming demonology tests)

Y/N: Hey Satan, is it true that you and your brothers gave humans books to summon you guys with, or is that something Solomon made up to trick me.

Satan: No, it definitely works here one second. (He pulls a book from the shelf and then opens it up. Instead of handing it to you, he writes something down on scratch paper. Once finished, he hands it to you)

Y/N: Uh, what is this? (you look at the neat handwriting, reading it over)

Satan: Just trust me and say what's on it.

Y/N: 'Leviathan, oh Leviathan, where is Leviathan? Not here, not there, not anywhere. Whatever shall I do? If he doesn't show up soon, I will have to ( you paused, looking at the words before Satan encouraged you) Uh, kiss another fool.'

(Levi poofs into the room)

Levi: First and foremost, I am not a fool. Second, you will only kiss me and me alone.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel husk #hazbin angel dust #charlie morningstar #radiostatic #alastor #cherri bomb #hazbin hotel cherri bomb #cherri bomb x reader #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me asmodeus #obey me x reader #om! leviathan #leviathan x reader #match up #head canon #x reader

[barbatos-muse]

Pretty sure this has been mentioned. But what to call (categorize) what were "The Undateables" when doing scenarios, head canons, etc. We know "The Brothers" obvs, so no mention below.

I'm just tired of seeing Undateables used when that's not applicable anymore. And hasn't been for a long time. 😂

The Royals

Diavolo

Barbatos

Purgatory Hall

Solomon

Simeon

Luke

Raphael

The Extras

Mephistopheles (No confirmation where he resides, or much information at all)

Thirteen (She refused Dia's invite to the House of Lamentation)

#obey me! #obey me #obey me! shall we date? #obey me nightbringer #obey me asmodeus #obey me barbatos #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me leviathan #obey me belphegor #obey me diavolo #obey me solomon #obey me simeon #obey me raphael #obey me shall we date headcanons #obey me! headcanons #head canons #obey me luke

[impish-ivy]

I always think that the demon and angels would know several human langaues and probably the older times or the dead langauges. Also they would speak their own, and MC would pick up on this and learn it, just to see what they were talking about

Oh absolutely!!

They know all kinds of human languages, depending on often they visit the human realm.

💛Mammon knows a large chunk of them, and he knows the most. He’s not fluent in them all but he can keep conversation.

💚Satan has learned them less for use and more for fun, but he’s completely fluent. He’s somehow able to swap between them effortlessly. He thinks and dreams in Latin.

💖Asmo knows quite a few, can’t work your charms if they can’t understand your sweet words after all! He can’t write but he speaks near flawlessly.

❤️Beel knows the least but if he doesn’t know your language he would absolutely learn! He does know his favorite foods in every language. He also knows the word for family in every language. Sometimes he’ll just walk in a room in the HoL and say he loves his family in a different language. He’d cry if you respond.

💜Belphie knows tons, not as many as Asmo but pretty close! He’s fluent in all of them. His favorite is German :)

🧡Levi only knows a couple mostly from the anime he’s watched. He’s great at reading and comprehension but would crash if he had to speak it.

💙Lucifer has learned none but he’s casted a spell on himself where he speak and understand them all, so he’s completely fluent but he’s never took time to learn them. He refuses to admit it tho!

💟What languages MC knows depends on your own headcanons. It’s mine that MC knows Latin very well, for curses and because it’s a common language spoken by demons and angels.

#ask box #obey me shall date #obey me Nightbringer #obey me Lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me Levi #obey me Satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #would love to hear everyone’s head canons on what languages they know!

[kingsholomon]

who do they tell their secrets to? (hcs)

Lucifer /

K obviously he tells Diavolo. Diavolo is unproblematic when it comes to that stuff and even tho hes a goof, he could settle down to hear Lucifer out. He also tells Mammon about the secrets he has regarding Diavolo. Mammon is his favourite brother after all, so... y a

Mammon /

He defy tells levi. they are closer than you think. you cannot change my mind. levi won't use it against him, instead he'll go for more minor things.

Levi /

He'll tell Mammon just as Mammon will tell him. Im convinced that all the older brothers keep their secrets in between the three of them, like a lil group. He also tells lucifer about the more serious secrets, like if he has a crush on someone or he's having too much trouble with schoolwork.

Satan /

You cannot tell me that he doesn't tell asmo about everything, cmon now guys. ALSO HE RAMBLES ABOUT RADOM STUFF TO SOLOMON TOO

Asmo /

Mammon, Solomon, Satan. need i say more.

Beel /

Beel has secrets, yeah he does, and he REFUSES to tell his brothers. He instead tells his teammates, and if one of his brothers finds out about a secret, he'll curl up and die.

Belphie /

He doesn't have much to say, but if he has to he'll tell Beelzebub or satan.

Bonus:

Diavolo: Barbatos, Lucifer sometimes mammon yk

Barbatos: Solomon. Solomon only.

Solomon: Barbatos, Asmo (they r dating ofc he does)

Simeon: Barbatos, Lucifer

#obey me #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me solomon #obey me luke #obey me simeon #obey me head canons

[avatar-saiki]

Head canons for the demon brothers and their sins:

Lucifer

Lucifer bears the sin of Pride because he was arrogant enough to think he could sway Father’s opinion on sparing Lilith (it’s a defiance that she fell in love with and changed the fate of a human). Now he is lost in never knowing if what he is doing is right but can’t not act like he knows it is because what else does he have? To heal he needs someone who appreciates his efforts even when he is flawed and recognizes that he’s trying to make the decisions he believes are best.

Mammon

Mammon bears the sin of Greed because during the fall all he could think about was how badly he wanted his family to just stay together. Stay happy. Stay the same. Like always. He wanted the impossible, so now he can’t stop wanting. To heal he needs to know it’s okay to want and what he wants won’t disappear again.

Leviathan

Levi bears the sin of Envy because his brothers (and him) chose to defy Father for Lilith’s sake. Would they do the same for him or watch him die? He knows he shouldn’t think about this, but how can he not? They probably would’ve left him… to heal he needs to feel valued as himself.

Satan

Satan bears the sin of Wrath because he took Lucifer’s torn wings to give himself a physical body outside of Lucifer’s mind. In Lucifer’s fit of rage, he found a host. An essence of soul. Something to cling to, but he’s no less independent than before (or so he thinks). To heal he needs someone who sees him for who he is as his own individual self.

Asmodeus

Asmodeus bears the sin of Lust because he longs for the days he was beloved and adored as one of, if not the most, beautiful angels Father ever created. He confuses this adoration with love and craves it, feeding into it himself when no one else can. To heal he needs someone who can love him equally and cherish him for the beauty he has inside as well as out.

Beelzebub

Beelzebub bears the sin of Gluttony because he never hungered in the celestial realm (I again head canon that angels do not experience needs or wants because Father designed the realm to always provide). He feels empty now because he saw Belphie in pain during the war and fall and could do nothing to comfort him. Nothing he could say or do was enough. He eats to feel full but it’s always fleeting because it doesn’t fill the void in his heart. To heal he needs reassurance that his actions and words do have value, and ofc the arc where Belphie confirms he bears no ill feelings.

Belphegor

Belphegor bears the sin of Sloth because he didn’t take action. I hinted at it in Voice of Sloth but he sees himself as nothing. He did nothing. He saw signs Lilith was catching feelings for humans and doing things Father wouldn’t like and he didn’t stop her. He did nothing. He deserves nothing. He wants to do nothing. Nothing. Nothing… to heal he needs someone to comfort him in his survivor’s guilt and ease the burden of blame that he projects onto humans because he doesn’t want to accept that he blames himself for her fate.

#obey me #obey me mammon #obeymeshallwedate #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me asmodeus #obey me belphegor #head canons

[lucifersincentivetosleep]

Nightbringer: "RAD didn't exist while they were angels."

The Devilgram for Lucifer's UR card; The Glory Days: "Am I a joke to you?"

#screaming into my personal void #obey me devilgram spoilers #joke joke joke this is me joking #It popped in my head and I thought it was funny thats all this isn't a jab at the game haveing conflicting canon #if you haven't played the card without spoiling too much #they reminisce about the first time they met(which means Lucifer wasn't a demon yet)where Lucifer got a whole tour of RAD #So I just found it hilarious they decided that whole thing didn't happen

[dreamychick]

Who the boys tell their secrets to (Big Brother Edition):

(If MC wasn't an option.Bc we know MC is everyones 1st choice.)

Lucifer

Wouldn't want to tell anyone anything for fear of being blackmailed later. Plus he's just a private person in general so he's not one to generally over share. But when he does have something he just can't keep to himself anymore he tells Simeon. They were friends in the Celestial Realm and now they've found that closeness again. He knows they can go out and have a cup of tea together and just relax while talking ahout whatever and he knows his secrets are safe with Simeon.

A close second would be Diavolo. There are some things he'll tell him about but, most of his secrets are ABOUT Diavolo. Plus even though Diavolo keeps his secrets that doesn't mean he won't also blackmail him should the desire suit him, usually to their mutual benefit of course, but still, Lucifer would just as soon not be put at his mercy.

Mammon

 He surprisingly has a lot of secrets. You'd look at him and assume that loud mouth is exactly what he appears to be. Plus he's so easy to read no way he keeps secrets well. But...there are some select situations he does. Especially when they're about things he's done no one knows about. Because theres a difference between being a good secret keeper and being a good liar.

When he does share secrets they're usually with Asmo. He's the one who spends the most time with him so he's privy to alot of Mammon's night time dealings. Plus, he's the one least likely to judge him because he doesn't care as much about things not directly related to himself/Solomon so hes usually not even really listening, so Mammon can spill his guts to his hearts content knowing Asmo  probably only heard 1/3rd of it.

Surprisingly the 2nd person he ends up sharing the most with is Levi. They're closer then they appear to be. Because although Levi may get angry and annoyed at Mammon he's still a good brother. He wouldn't tell any of his secrets. He doesn't even use them for blackmail. He finds other benign things to black mail him for. It always works anyway. Levi listens to Mammon when he's having trouble and he really needs someone to talk to. Levi doesnt think  good with advice but hes a sympathetic ear to listen.

Levi

He does a ton of embarrassing things. And there are a lot of things he'd rather his brothers never know about. Or people in general, but especially his brothers. He's not really one to open up to people or willingly share information. So for the most part he hides all of his own secrets and keeps them to himself. But if he does HAVE to tell some one something It's usually Beel. They play video games together regularly so it's a good oppurtunity to talk about things that he may need to get off his chest. Or gossip he may have heard that he just can't keep to himself anymore. And he knows he can trust Beel. Noone is getting a secret out of him. Beel is the most loyal of all his brothers, he'd never break a promise on purpose.

When Levi has gossip that he needs more information on he swaps secrets with Asmo. He knows that Asmo knows. So if he wants to know something he'll talk to him about. Knowing that their sharw of information is secret. As long as Levi lets Asmo play dress up for an hour. Sometimes rhe sacrifice is worth it.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me head canons #my head canons #my obey me #obey me devilgram #obey me simeon #obey me asmo #obey me diavolo #obey me beel

[2busyatchb4urschist]

Obey Me! head canons because I haven’t been able to think about anything else for the past week :^}

What they smell like/what fragrance they wear:

Lucifer: he smells like paper, y’know, like when the paper just smells really good? He smells like that and when you get too close the pen you’re using and all you can smell is ink

Mammon: pine and vanilla, idk, it just makes sense

Leviathan: water? but at the same time almost overwhelming of spearmint

Satan: a new book or sweet vanilla, idk

Asmodeus: fucking Sweet Vanilla Noel or whatever that shit from Bath & Body Works that my sister fucking over-applies is called. I’m so sick of it, I literally want to break something every time I smell it

Beelzebub: sweets, specifically honey and butterscotch (do those count at sweets? idk)

Belphegor: sleepy boi smells like lavender and black coffee, I feel like it just fits he’s so fucking cute I can’t stand it skhgheobvqjbwjis

Simeon: a dentist’s office, idk, I think it fits

Luke: dude smells like pastries because he’s seemingly always baking

Solomon: idk but my brain said weed, so that’s what we’re going with here

Diavolo: that classic, musky smell that most guys smell like

Barbatos: he says that he doesn’t wear any fragrances, so I think he smells like cleaning supplies or tea

#obey me headcanons #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #head canons

[gifti3]

ceo au but its just mc surviving working as lucifer's assistant and asmo keeps flirting with them everytime he visits

#thats the whole thing :] the end #okay i lied its not the whole thing #ive been daydreaming about it and its a slowburn in my head #mc becomes workaholic due to working for lucifer #its not easy working for him im sure #everything needs to be perfect and done on time and they have to present themselves a specific way and blah blah #so i get to work with the dynamic of the person who is very work focused and the person who is about chasing thrills #each of the brothers has their own successful endeavor going on but they do a lot of work together so mc sees them often #i dont know how businesses work exactly lol #but ive always love making AUs #obey me just likes making AUs too so its like should i just focus on canon?? #obey me #obey me asmodeus #asmodeus x reader #asmodeus x mc #of course actual feelings are caught #tbh theres no a lot of drama in this au #they just get together in the end and everyones happy #maybe mc quits their job because theyre burned out and they rather go work for less pay at this point #and lucifer is like dammit theyre really good at what they do and are already used to everything and everyone #so it would be a pain replacing them #and he wants them to come back #he also likes them as a person but probably wont say that

[undeaddevildom]

word vomit I can't make a full sentence brain it too full

Lucifer wither

mammon enderdragon

Levi elder guardian

the wither has 3 heads.. Cerberus has 3 heads,,, or maybe each one is one of the big 3

mammons wings thats all

levi could get his shit kicked in by an axolotl I could see it

#you see what I'm ?? #the fucking #you see?????? #obey me! #om! lucifer #om! mammon #om! leviathan #minecraft #Minecraft head canons rewrite/with the other characters probably maybe

[budbuddnbuddy]

Little obey me headcanons (pt3)

(Pt4)

A/n: uhhh not really sure what to say here, but I’m glad my posts are getting the attention similar to what I had when I first picked up writing fanfics and headcaons. Thank all of you so much hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas.

As MC spends more time in the Devildom and makes more pacts with the brothers, they’ll start to have a slightly more evil look to them. Get what I mean? Like how Megan Fox has “evil beauty.” However its not as visible, they’ll still look like your normal boring human first glance.

“The celestials know every language in the human wor-“ *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* Sorry but I respectfully hate this headcaon with all my heart, it doesn’t make sense. Sure these guys are immortal powerful beings that have lived for millions and billions of years, but they don’t even keep up with the human world like that and that’s CANON. Also if we’re looking at it through their perspective where as a hundred years is literally just a couple of blinks, humans would be making new languages every second.

They probably know 2-6 MAX, and that’s not me underestimating them that’s me saying that they either don’t have the time or will to care about 7,139 OFFICIAL languages there are in the human world. But enough of that let’s dive into the languages that they can speak.

Lucifer: English, French, Italian. and a little bit of Japanese due to Levi but not enough to be fluent. Mammon: English, Spanish. Levi: English, Korean, Japanese, and sign language. (idk if that counts) Satan: English, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Arabic. Asmodeus: English, French (mainly because he thinks it sounds hot 💀) Beelzebub: English and German. Belphie: English, Spanish, German (because of Beel), Japanese. Diavolo: English,Italian, a bit of Spanish but not enough to be fluent. Barbatos: Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, English, French. Simeon+Luke: English right now but Luke wants to learn Spanish.

Solomon is probably the type of person to wake up at 12:30 in the afternoon whenever possible. Mf probably has an alarm set for that exact time too, and when you ask where he’s been for like half of the day he’ll tilt his head to the side and be like “I was sleeping????”

I feel like we can all come to a sort of mutual understanding of this, but the brothers fan clubs and MC do not mix well together like at all.

“Asmo, get your crazy ass fans under control! They’re fucking insane!”

“Oh they can’t possibly be that bad dear! They’re MY fans after all!”

“I let it slip that we had a date planned for this Saturday and one of them threatened to cut me before calling me a warm toilet seat!”

“Oh.”

Asmodeus, Barbatos, and Simeon call you Hon/Honey sometimes.

For all of your RAD classes, every brother except Lucifer shares at least ONE class with you. Also all of the exchange students are in the same Main classes.

Everyone is a tad bit insane about you, just a little bit, a sprinkle if you will. No I am not explaining this.

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me x reader #obey me diavolo #obey me! #mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me x mc #obey me asmodeus #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me mammon #obey me mc #obey me swd

[lamb-of-seven]

Head-Canons for the Demon Brothers 4

Prompt: You Catch Them Masturbating

!!Minors and Ageless Do Not Interact!!

Content Warning: Very Suggestive. Discussions of Kinks and Sexual Fantasies. Descriptions of Masturbation.

It’s Sunday Smut-Day! So here is anouther HC of the Obey Me Demon Brothers. Enjoy!

Also I wrote this late at night and I do not feel like proof reading and editing it. I got work in the morning lol.

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Lucifer: My personal head canon is that Lucifer doesn’t often masturbate. I think he is a mix of too exhausted and too prideful to pleasure himself alone. However on the rare occasion he finds himself in the mood, I picture he primarily masturbates in the shower. To him its both more convenient and less messy, so he won’t have to waist time with clean up. Catching him in the act is nearly impossible. There is not simple, oops you walked in moment. Instead the only way you end up catching him in the act is either deliberately on his part or on your part.  

One late night after a long week where Lucifer had gone on a major punishment rampage of HoL and all it’s inhabitants, some of the brothers (Satan, Belphie mostly) had dragged you into a scheme to mess with Lucifer. It started off rather innocent, after all you had to shoot down some of the brothers more dramatic plans. You were going to help by taking advantage of Lucifer while he was vulnerable and in the shower. You sneak into his room as instructed, with the devised paint bomb Satan told you to hide. While you creeped around his bedroom looking for the perfect spot to plant it, you hear Lucifers voice saying your name from the bathroom. You nearly jumped out of your skin, so sure he has sensed you somehow sneaking around his room. Before you could answer, you heard him calling your name again, more husky and deep this time, it sent shivers down your spine. It was commanding and frighting but exhilarating the same. You waited a bit now outside the bathroom door, waiting for him to appear, but he didn’t. You pressed your ear to the door and could hear the water in his shower still running. “mmh, MC, yes, just like that. Good Human. Know your place.” Your knees felt week as you listened to Lucifer’s voice moan. Is he… is he…oh god I can’t even say it in my head! You think to yourself, your face turning a bright red. You suddenly hear him grunting a bit louder and faster, knowing what was coming next. Complete shocked, aroused and a bit humiliated, you dash out of his room, still clutching the paint bomb. You ran past Satan and Belphie stuttering about how you won’t do it and locked yourself in your room.

Mammon: He’s such a Simp for MC, a partier, and some of his lines when you touch him are suggestive, no one can tell me he doesn’t jack off at least once a week. In my head cannon, Mammon prefers to masturbate in his room, but he’s greedy and impulsive so I could see him quickly pleasing himself in the Bathroom at RAD after having some naughty intrusive thoughts, especially about MC. Catching him in the act is almost too easy, and has probably happened more than once.

One night Mammon was chilling on his bed, completely nude and tossing and turning among his blankets trying to sleep. He was getting more and more frustrated as time passed, his cock semi hard and his mind racing. Ugh whatever, I’ll try jackin’ off. Maybe that will get me tired. Mammon simply laid on his back, his head resting into his plush pillows and blankets completely tossed off of him. One hand wrapped around his thick member as he slowly stroked it and rubbed the tip a bit with his thumb. His other hand scrolled threw some porno videos on his go too sight, and while they peaked some of his interest, he was struggling to get himself worked up. Mammon glanced around before bringing up a secret video/photo album on his phone. It was a collection of videos and pictures of you in poses or doing things he found erotic, like you bending over his pool table, or the time you all went to the beach together and he got to see you half naked. If you or anyone found out he had these photos he would be dead. He felt his cock start to pulsate and twitch as he watched one of his videos of you on the beach, sprawled out on the sand. He imagined what it would be like to fully undress you and tease you with his fingers tongue and cock. His strokes were becoming more erratic and his breath mixed with heavy pants and grunts. And that’s when you opened his bedroom door shouting, “Mammon, have you seen my…” You got a full view of Mammon, sweating, fully nude with his erection gripped hard in his hands. After a second that felt like a frozen eternity, Mammon shrieked, throwing his phone and covering himself with his blankets. You shriek back with multiple apologies, racing out of his room and slamming the door behind you. Mammon didn’t come out of his room for a week, which is completely not like him, even Lucifer was concerned.

Leviathan: There is no way around it, this boy is a shut in otaku who is so touches starved but too shy to ask, and wants someone to love him (and dominate him). My head canon that I think most of the Obey Me fandom can agree, he’s horny and masturbates a lot. Most likely he has a collection of Henti and toys (Not as much as Asmodeus, but a good amount).

Right in the middle of the day Levi was sitting in his gaming chair was such a throbbing boner that he couldn’t concentrate at all on his game. It was his turn to do laundry this morning, but you had left your clothing in the dryer overnight. He swears his actions were innocent. He wanted to make you happy, so he took you laundry out for you and started folding it, when he saw them. Your underwear. And not just any underwear, these were made of black silk, so soft and sexy. Since that moment Levi has not stopped picturing them on you, how they would softly pinch into your skin, making that cute slight pudge by your hips. T hey way your ass would look in them. The way the black silk would cling to your sex. He couldn’t take it. He abandoned his game and quickly pulled his pants and underwear down a bit to free his member. His cock sprung to life, the tip dripping with precum. He imagined your voice calling him a pervert. A blush formed across his face. He was so aroused that he didn’t even grab on of his toys or even any lube, instead he wrapped his fingers around his member and started to pump. His toes were up on his desk, gripping and curling, while his other hand gripped the top of the chair next to his head. He bit his lip, as he started to think about you straddling him in the underwear, calling him all kinds of nasty names, maybe even running your hands on his body, and licking him. Maybe if he was good you would let him put it in you? Maybe if he begged. Levi started to pump himself very fast now, huffing, and whining and moaning, his hips rutting into his hand as well, his orgasm approaching fast. “Hey Levi wanna play that new game you….” You entered his room without a thought since his door was unlocked. You knew you were suppose to knock and say the password but you were just so excited and now you knew why. The moment Levi’s eyes met with yours he couldn’t stop himself, his orgasm crashed down on him as his moaned/ nearly yelled your name, as ribbons of white exploded out of his cock, covering his body in his own fluids. Levi couldn’t remember the last time he had cummed so hard. However clarity settled in too fast as he screeched, sobbed and fell out of his chair trying to get his pants back on. You yelled out your apologies as you ran down the hall back to your own room. Levi was mortified. He, like Mammon, also stayed in his room, however for him it was well over a month. He couldn’t even say your name, and any attempt you made to interact would be ignored. It took him a while and a lot of work on your end for him to move past this.

Satan: Personally I don’t see him masturbating that much. I think he prefers an intimate interaction of self pleasuring, but that doesn’t mean he never does it. When he does its almost always after reading a really smutty scene in a book. I don’t think he uses any toys and prefers it to be in the comfort of his own room.

Satan had started a new book recently where the main love interest was described similarly to you. Sometimes he would even catch himself reading the characters name as your name, as the words came to life in his mind it was as if he was reading a wonderful love story between the two of you. And tonight he was reading a rather thrilling chapter where the two characters finally become intimate with each other. As Satan’s eyes hungerly read the page, he couldn’t help but notice his hips squirming, his bulge becoming more apparent, and desiring some friction. His one hand starts to rub his cock through his pants. As the chapters starts to vividly describe the characters fighting for their climax, he pictured both of you in that scenario, and the slight rubbing was not enough. He unzipped his pants, letting his cock swell in his hand and began stroking himself, never taking his eyes off his book. His breath coming out in pants as the characters get cloer like himself. He didn’t hear your knocks. You entered his room, just peaking your head in calling his name. He was reading on the couch and jumped when he heard your voice. Satan tried to loudly talk about anything while he stuffed himself back into his pants and hoped you didn’t hear him zip them back up. However when he saw your blushing face, he knew that you had caught him. It made his heart quicken and blush color his face as well. “I’m sorry, I see your busy I’ll go.” You say and quickly left his room before he could even tell you to stop. Unlike Mammon and Levi, he was only a bit embarrassed. He didn’t hide in his room at all. He actually found it a bit thrilling and erotic that you caught him.  

Asmodeus: My head canon is that he purposely leaves his door unlocked or even open when he is masturbating. He is proud of his body and wants everyone too see him, sometimes hoping for someone to join in with him. Catching him is too easy. He’s the personification of lust so he uses everything and anything.  

The first time you catch him is on a regular school day in the afternoon. Asmodeus was admiring himself in the mirror, his new skin care products made his skin look absolutely flawless over his entire body. As he stripped out of his uniform he couldn’t help but feel a bit aroused by the feel of his own body. His cock was already twitching and standing erect by the time his pants were off. His fingers slowly and erotically rand up and down his thighs hips and belly, sending shivers through out his body. If only MC would come join me and admire my beauty right now. His inability to charm you was a sore spot for him but thrilling to imagine that moment he wins you over. He imagines with on your knees, completely undressed for him, simply wide eyes as you marvel at his perfect body. Asmo closes his eyes and imagines all these touches come from your hands. Asmo reached for his sensual body lubricant as on of his many stimulating toys. He laid down in front of his mirror, going between glancing at himself and closing his eyes to imagine the two of you getting intimate together. His hands stroked his member sensually while the other used the toy on his most sensitive spot. He whined and moaned out. That’s when he heard a knock on the door and knew it was your knock. “Come in MC, Perfect timing.” Asmo said with a panting breath. You walk in thinking everything was normal, and let out a large gasp as you see Asmo on the floor filled with ecstasy. “I was hoping you would join me MC.” Your heart is racing and face is on fire at the sight and offer. However you reject it by stammering and leaving his room, unable to say a single cohesive sentence. Though it hurt Asmo’s ego that you didn’t stay was him, he took your cute shyness as a compliment and continued to imagine it was he climaxed. You’re the one at dinner later that night who can’t seem eat there food and was incredible distracted while Asmo kept giggling as he teased you.

Beelzebub: I feel like Beels Horniness is not that low but not that high. He’s like right in the middle. I think when he does feel aroused he typically masturbates. He’s the Himbo of the group and we love him for that, so I find he is super simple minded about things. For example, I feel hungry, so I eat. He feels horny so he jacks off. It’s just as simple as that. He likes his privacy so he will do it in places where he is alone like his room when Belphie isn’t there or the shower.

One day when Belphie was napping in the attack, Beel returned to his empty room after practice. He was already showered but still felt so achy and exhausted. He laid on his bed to take a quick nap and ended up in a very deep sleep. He was happy though because he was able to dream of you and the two of you were walking through a beautiful forest where everything was edible. You had gotten covered in rare sweet honey and allowed Beel to lick it off of you. In the dream Beel found your skin very tasty with the honey and you let him take off your clothing and cover you in more honey to lick. Beel got to kiss and lick new places on you and started to feel very excited. Even in his dream he could feel how hard and needy his cock was feeling. You had pushed Beel down and drizzled honey on his member and now you were licking him. The excitement of the dream resulted in Beel waking up from his sleep, his cock throbbing and wet with precum. Beel closed his eyes savoring in his dream as his strong hands wrapped around his thick member and pumped it to the same rhythm of your mouth in his dream. Beel let out low grunts and clenched his teeth as his continued to pleasure himself. “Oh Beel I’m glad your back I was just…” You were so used to safely walking into the twins room that you never bothered knocking. You let out of squeak when you realized when Bell was doing. Beel immediately stopped and sat up straight in bed, his face red and his words simple stutters. You both start apologizing. As you turn to leave you promise to knock next time. Beel was left to sit in bed debating if he should continue or if the moment passed and he should get a snack. I think he would have a hard time making eye contact for a good week. Until you both share a meal together and hes back to normal.

Belphegor: I fully believe he’s someone who will slowly jack off and half the time never finish before he either loses interest or falls asleep. I also thing that when he does fully masturbate, it’s if he can’t sleep and needs something to exhaust him, or he does it in his sleep when having a very vivid dream. Boy has more wet dreams than anyone. Catching him in the act is rare simply because it’s rare that he does it.

However on this particular night, Belphie was having such a hard time sleeping. He had been resting a lot recently since school was on break and now he was laying in his bed listening to Beel snore as time ticked on. Maybe a change of scenery would help. Belphie crept through the halls of HoL. He passed your room, noticing the door was slightly opened. He peeked in to see you soundly sleeping. He noticed half your body was uncovered, and your were sleeping in only year underwear. Belphie chuckled to himself, and closed your door. He moved on to the attic and got himself comfortable. As he closed his eyes, he noticed that the image of your near naked body wouldn’t leave his mind and his member started to twitch. Seriously Belphie whispered to himself. He tried to ignore it but he couldn’t and now he found himself fully erect. Belphie sighed and flipped onto his back. While under the covers he started to slowly pump his cock as it throbbed and tingled. Belphie bit on his covers as he started to picture you sleeping peacefully. A blush formed on his cheeks at the thought of him possibly entering your dreams and playing with your body, teasing you mercilessly. His pace quickened and he began to moan a little, his eyes shut tight. He didn’t hear your foot steps or see you enter the attack until he heard you gasp a little. He slowed his pace but never stopped and opened his eyes to see you wearing a robe. “I thought you were looking for me when you stopped by my room before ah, anyway I’m sorry I didn’t mean too..” You were a nervous mess and Belphie liked it. “You should be. This is all your fault MC.” You blush, and your stomach flutters. Belphie laughs a little as he sees your face. Your turn and run away. Now you’re the one whos too shy to make eye contact with him and avoid him and his endless teasing.

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