Osborn Family "Problems" | Raimi!Peter Parker
Pairing: Raimi!Peter Parker x G/N!Osborn!Reader
Summary: Peter is in love with Harry’s sibling, or Norman’s child. Would Mr. Osborn approve of the relationship?
Warnings: potentially OOC Harry and Norman??, written in HC bullets format, Norman's wife Emily is mentioned dead here, Reader is adopted,
A/N: Basically those Stark!Reader x MCU!Peter fics but what if it's Norman who's your dad lol /lh
Peter: red, Norman: Green, Harry: Orange, You: blue
Also shoutout to @kombuuuu for inspiring me with the color coded dialogues like hers in her AMAZING works SO MWAH POOKS and GO FOLLOW KOMBU RN /nf💖
"Wait what? You have a crush on Peter?"
Well, your brother had just found out you're crushing on his best friend when he saw the bespectacled boy's name written on your notebook, right next to your study notes as the two of you are studying for an exam.
"Y-yeah... though I've never told anyone until you found out about it because I'm scared Flash will make fun of me for liking the "dweeb" he loves to pick! If Flash was the one who finds out, I'm sure he'll constantly tease and embarrass me about it."
I mean, sure, Flash Thompson is the biggest bully in school and you find him really annoying but at least you have your brother by your side.
"What's the matter, Harry?" you asked once you saw a frown in his face.
"I'm not sure if Dad would like this or not. I mean, I'm your brother and you're in love with my best friend, who he seems to like more than me. It's not like I hate you dating Peter or anything, because I'm actually glad you both found each other, Y/N." he said, hugging you.
Being Harry's sibling, at least he has someone who can truly reassure that he's loved and will always be enough despite what he believed. Both you and Harry's relationship with your father is complicated, to say the least. You love him but at the same time also think that he tends to be a little harsh on your brother, which was the reason why he often tried hard to make his dad approve him.
In return, he feels more safe because of your presence. Even if your family's a wealthy one, you've never been one to flaunt off your wealth to everyone in school as you just wanted to be a rich yet humble person, someone well loved for their kindness instead of money.
You find Peter to be a really nice guy, despite his "dweeb-y" demeanor. He's a really great guy to talk and confide to, and treats you really well, which is a really pleasant surprise!
He's a little intimidated by the fact that you're one of Norman Osborn's kids, but nevertheless he admires the man and loves you for you and not your status or money.
"You're the sweetest rich kid I've ever met, Y/N. I'm serious."
"Shut up, Pete, you're adorable."
This is where things get really interesting, because you told your dad that you'll introduce your new boyfriend to him, and so Peter's invited for tonight's Osborn family dinner.
"You're gonna be fine, Petey, don't worry. There's still me and Harry in case you feel uncomfortable, you know?" you reassured.
"I know. It's just I've never dated someone before you."
Dinner's being prepared and your dad's currently seated in front of you, with Harry besides him. You've told him about your new boyfriend coming over for dinner, so the three of you are patiently waiting for Peter to arrive.
"Seems like you're happy to see Peter." Norman said, snapping you out of your little daze. "It's been so long since when I first adopted you, and I still remember you being a little baby. Now, look at you dating your brother's best friend." he let out a chuckle right as the doorbell rang.
"I think Peter's here, Y/N."
You immediately rushed to the mansion's front door and opened the door. There, Peter's standing still with a small grin on his face.
"Just the right time, Pete."
Soon, you lead him to the dinner table and he made sure to greet your dad and brother (or his best friend) before making himself comfortable in the seat next to you.
So far, the dinner's going well! Your dad, while can be questionably busy with his work, managed to have a good chat with Peter. He asked him questions about how did he meet you, how it's like to date you, and all that.
"Y/N's a sweet kid. I love how they're one of the few people at school to never pick on me, other than your son and Mary Jane."
"That's great to hear, Peter. Now, were you nervous at the fact that you're dating an Osborn? And secondly, how are your parents like?"
"Kind of, Mr. Osborn. My parents died when I was young, so I lived with my aunt and uncle for the majority of my life now. Though don't worry, I'm fine with my Uncle Ben and Aunt May, I really love living with them.
"I see. I've raised Harry and Y/N by myself after my wife passed away. When Harry was 1, I adopted Y/N so that Harry won't feel lonely and the two have been inseparable ever since."
"I never got to see my mom at all, but at least I have Harry." you added, making Peter pat your shoulder in his attempt to comfort you.
Sometimes Harry would join in and tell embarrassing stories about you to Peter, much to your dismay.
"Hey Pete, did you know that Y/N one time got lost in Oscorp when they were a kid?"
"Shut up, Harry. I was a kid, okay? Do you really expect a little child to know all about Oscorp's building just like that?"
Norman cleared his throat. "Kids, please."
But the room soon went quiet when Norman said this to your boyfriend.
"Well, Peter, I really appreciate you for treating my Y/N well and for being a good man." he firmly said, his gaze towards Peter matching his stern tone. "But if you break their heart, I will not hesitate to make you pay for what happened. Otherwise, I'm really glad that you've taken interest in my child and I want you to make them happy."
"I won't, Mr. Osborn."
"Good."
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Fuck it I'm bored so here's a ranking of different Peter Parkers by how Jewish they are
Dead last, obviously, is MCU!Peter Parker. This version of Peter is the farthest from comic canon to the point of being almost unrecognizable at times. Also, Tom Holland answered the question "is peter parker Jewish" in a Wired Autocomplete Interview a while back with a very baffled "no", cementing him forever as my sworn enemy. So he's actually the only peter parker who, at least by word of God, is canonically NOT Jewish. -1000000/10
Next up is Tobey Maguire's Peter Parker. I think this Peter is... fine, at least he's much closer to comic canon than MCU!Peter, but honestly that's not saying much considering how far the MCU strayed from comic canon or even the spirit of comic canon. But like overall, Sam Raimi's movies just aren't particularly interested in presenting Peter as Jewish, so, eh. 1/10
By far the most Jewish of live action Peters is TASM!Peter, also by far the most comic accurate of live action Peters. I'd be remiss not to mention the fact that Andrew Garfield is Jewish, and he understands the character so fucking well. He stated on record that he played Peter as Jewish and that he sees Spider-Man as an inherently Jewish character:
However, the Webb movies still do not textually define him as Jewish, and the best parts of Andrew's Peter's Jewish subtext are better when viewed in light of the comics. Overall, 6.5/10
Next up is the original, our beloved comic book Peter, pictured here saying Happy Hanukkah in a panel from Matt Fraction's Hawkeye. Comic Peter is one of the most heavily Jewish coded comics characters of all time, which is saying something considering how Jewish comic books are as a medium. Obviously he was created and often written and drawn by Jewish writers and artists, but beyond that his driving ethos and values are incredibly Jewish, and as a bonus he's constantly sprinkling Yiddish and Jewish phrases into his speech, alongside things like the above panel where he outright acknowledges Jewish culture in a scene where everyone else is saying merry Christmas. However, despite the extremely heavy coding, Marvel Comics are fucking cowards, and he has yet to be confirmed Jewish, so I must give him a measly 8/10.
Finally, the cream of the crop, the most Jewish of all Peter Parkers, Into the Spider-Verse's Peter B. Parker my beloved!!! Peter B. is voiced by Jake Johnson, himself a Jewish actor, and is a phenomenally accurate representation of comic book canon - but he also has the unique quality of being canonically, textually, in the actual movie Jewish! It's a bit of a blink and you'll miss it scene, but when we get introduced to Peter B. in his "one more time" segment, we see his wedding to MJ, where he steps on a glass. This is a Jewish minhag - custom - meant to represent the destruction of our Temple and Jerusalem, as well as remind us that sorrow and joy come intertwined, and is one of my personal favorite Jewish customs. It's a phenomenal moment in the best Spider-Man movie, and while this version of Peter would have been my favorite film version regardless, his Jewishness absolutely pushes him even further up. 13/10, no complaints
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I would like to talk about a line said in Spider-Man 2002 Raimiverse with Tobey Maguire
I understand that they were trying to make it so that it was like before he knew what a crush was but this makes it seem a bit ya know fruity, and I love it.
People been saying that Andrew Garfield's Spider-Man and Tom Holland's Spider-Man is bisexual to which I do like to think is true sometimes but if anything it's just a canon event
I've had three friends agree with me that this line is saying "Hey I like guys and I found out I like girls too"
Thank You For Coming To My Ted Talk
Edit: So I saw this down in the reblogs
and I had to add in that Peter fricken met MJ when he was six
So now my brain has not let me sleep thinking 'He liked Harry but thought that it was because he was his only friend and then he met MJ and got a crush on her but years later he realized he like woman and men' But honestly same-
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