Y'all know what the crossover we need is?
FUCKING TRY TO TELL ME IM WRONG
Look at me grasping at straws to connect my two favourite pieces of media, I'm such a loser
I'm so tempted to write about this it's such a dumb thought but like... Nobody else is gonna do it... (╥﹏╥)
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The Big One
So.
I’ve managed to get myself back into an MCU mindset, and have decided The Time Has Come to start working on my master fix-it fic. Or rather, what’s going to become my master fix-it fic series.
The to-do list so far includes:
-Natasha comes back after Steve returns the Soul Stone, but thanks to time travel screwiness she pops back into the Compound with everyone else and participates in the final battle against Thanos
-Tony still sacrifices himself, BUT! Another version of him, from a timeline where they lost the final fight and Thanos decided to be petty by erasing the entire human race from existence except Tony, gets brought to this universe a couple years later. Supposedly the two are nearly identical up to that fight, so he’s more than a little alarmed when no one recognizes the name Peter Parker
-Steve puts all the Stones back and comes home, passes on the shield to Sam, and moves on with his life instead of that bullshit ending that made no damn sense for his characterization
(-I have yet to watch Falcon and the Winter Soldier, so I dunno what will or won’t remain the same with those two, but I can promise There Will Be Shenanigans)
-WandaVision mostly plays out as per canon, but dagnabit, I want my Scarlet Witch to remain a superhero and a decent person. So! She stumbles across America Chavez, they find a universe where Agatha won and kept Billy and Tommy around as pets/servants, kick her ass, and bring the boys back with them to start a new life
-Eventually Vision will return as well, with newly constructed Viv as a peace offering. The twins are quite taken with their android sister and immediately start figuring out the best ways to get into trouble together
-May Parker receives medical attention soon enough to survive her wounds, albeit in a coma; Peter can’t legally visit her in the hospital but sneaks in a few times as Spider-man, and I promise I’ll eventually have her wake up for their tearful reunion, just gotta get through a few other things first
-Back to Tony: it’s a little awkward, feeling like he’s taking over another man’s life, but Morgan’s delighted by this turn of events and that’s really hard for anyone else to argue with. Even so, as grateful as he is to get his family back, Tony can’t help but feel frantic over what the heck happened to his other kid. The photo of him and Peter is still in the kitchen, and Pepper recognizes it when he shows her, knows that it’s been there ever since they moved into the house, but she has no clue who the kid is
-Eventually we get a big family reunion style event with all the Avengers and spouses and kids, new and old, and from there find a way to bring Peter back into the fold with a handy dandy loophole to restore memories of him at the same time. There will be fluff. There will be tears. There will be old characters and extra ones, a few gratuitous mentions and some background cameos, and I’ll find a way to wrap it all up with a big bow
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-With an Epilogue, of course, featuring my Champions kids, because they’ve given us a fantastic Kamala Khan and I need to build on that
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this isn’t about tmnt BUT
I watched the damn movie. Spoiler Alerts below & rants 😂
WHO WAS GONNA WARN ME ABOUT THE CLIFFHANGER???? HUH!??!
Now how many years have to go by before I can see what happens 😭😭😭 oh whyyyyyyyyyy, this is insaneeeee! I could’ve so waited until it was all out to watch this but NOOOOOO here I am suffering like everyone else
Hobie was cool
Miguel… he was interesting
The Gwen and Miles moments 🤌💋
Just like so many things happened, so much plot going thru my brain and all the crazy multiverses, spiderverses and just finding out that Miles was never meant to be Spider-Man… (which c’mon he so is.. even if it isn’t his spider everything happens for a reason right?! I loved how the og group is back with the addition of Hobie and the baby hehe, teaming up against Miguel’s squad
spider team versus spider team
AND HERE I AM WAITING FOR 3-4 YEARS TO GO BY UNTIL I CAN GET MY ANSWERS
does Gwen’s team rescue Miles from Miguel’s squad and the alternative Miles?! Prowler Miles!! does Miles save his dad from Spot or are all captains doomed to die? tho he’s technically not one yet so 🤷♀️👀 and will Gwen & Miles get together!?!?
We’ll never know… or yk maybe in like 3-4 years 😭
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I have never seen such a stressed out hater before
Like I’m genuinely impressed with Miguel’s character
Never in my life have a witnessed a man with a stick shoved that far up his ass it is literally crazy😭😭
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What is it with dudes that go all I'm not your son, so stop acting like my dad to a father figure?. Alexander Hamilton, Benedetto, and Peter Parker in one of the spider man movies. I'm like, man , this person cares about you enough to keep you alive, and you just disrespected them ?.
Peter and Uncle Ben, Hamilton and Washington and benedetto with Bertuccio:
Older man calls the young one Son.
Reaction to that comment " I'm not your bloody son"!!
Father-son issues in a nutshell.
This is a popular trope.
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Why in Batman movies do they not have the lenses in his cowl? Why the eye-holes instead?
I can already hear people saying "Because that wouldn't work technologically in real life!!"
Well I raise you: every single Spider-Man movie ever
If they can do like face-sized lenses for Spider-Man's mask instead of replacing those bad boys with eye holes, why not normal little eye-sized lenses in Batman's cowl?
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