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my-castles-crumbling · 5 months

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Alone

He sighed, eyes stinging, body exhausted.

He knew he shouldn't.

He did it anyway.

"Erm...I, Remus Lupin, demand you open up," he murmured, pointing his wand at the parchment, purposely getting the words wrong.

Instantly, his heart began beating double-time and his body grew hot as the magic worked- ink unfurling and swirling artistically over the blank background.

Messr Moony would like to remind himself that we set a password for a reason. Have you been confounded by Prongs again?

He chuckled a but, reminding the time James had accidentally confounded him, resulting in a few days of hilarity, as nobody could copy his notes and his friends actually had to suffer through classes.

Messr Prongs would like to remind the astoundingly intelligent and handsome Messr Moony that he is a genius and a wanker. And that if he could continue to avoid that one broom closet in that one hallway during his rounds, it would be beneficial for everyone involved.

He felt a pang in his chest, remembering how he often used to cover for James and Lily when they wanted some "alone time," especially after they had all walked in on the two far too many times. They'd been so enamored, so in love, so happy. It felt like forever ago, now.

Messr Wormtail would like to thank Messr Moony for always sharing his Potions homework and also remind him to take breaks from studying, the obsessive nerd.

This one hurt even worse. He smiled fondly, even as the tears started to fall, and he remembered how Peter used to encourage him to take breaks, to spend time with friends. He'd been so determined to do well on his exams, to give himself even a small shot at a future, that studying had been so important. He regretted that now.

But the last message. That was the worst.

Messr Padfoot would like to remind Messr Moony that he loves him more than anything and that he is far too stuffy for his own good. Stop messing with the Map and come kiss me, idiot.

He gasped outright at that, tears flowing freely, now.

He wished, more than anything, that he could go find him. Kiss him. His Padfoot.

But he was gone now.

And Remus was alone.

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wolfstarhaven · 2 months

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Happy birthday remu!

My favourite little man of all. To celebrate, here are some lovely fics with some very special remus characterisations!

Berlin Angel,

by de_sire (90k)

Berlin is absolutely miserable in February. Or it’s just Sirius.

Alternatively: A story of how Remus Lupin stepped into Sirius’ life, flashed his trademark grin, and reminded him that life is a beautiful thing meant to be enjoyed. No risk, no fun!

A muggle!au, slow burn strangers to lovers (Sirius is so stupidly oblivious!! I love it!!). Remus is literally sunshine in a person. A very different take on Remus, and I love him so very much!

take a shot of holy water,

by pinkpalaceapartments (73k)

a year after cutting ties with his family and taking steps to improve his life after coming to terms with his role in the tragic death of his best friend, sirius black reconnects with his past at an engagement dinner for a friend he thought he’d lost and the family he’d left behind. there he meets a priest named remus lupin, who is about to change the course of his life forever.

A fleabag au. Remus is the hot priest. *gulp*

Rourke,

by sreka (27k)

When wildlife filmmaker Sirius Black arrives on a remote Antarctic island for a year-long assignment, he isn't phased by the freezing wind, the perpetual darkness, or the hostility he meets from some of the biologists at the research base. He is used to living an itinerant existence. He is comfortable with unforgiving conditions. He expects the world to treat him harshly. But he does not expect to fall in love.

A wonderful muggle au that gives us scientist!remus. Let’s say he’s not the biggest fan of people. (I feel you darling)

A Brief History of Dragons,

by eyra (23k)

Sirius moves to Cornwall for the summer and meets a rude, beautiful boy who is writing a book that may or may not be about dragons.

A very special remus that holds a permanent spot in my heart. He is everything.

from white-hot anticipation to cold-blooded fear and back again,

by drowsyanddazed (20k)

Remus is a storm blowing through Sirius’ small town and Sirius is laid out on the waterlogged cobblestone streets waiting to be washed away.

A Hogwarts era fic in which Remus is a confident Ravenclaw. He’s got rizz, as the TikTok people say. Sirius, naturally, doesn’t stand a chance.

Tidal Pull,

by Deya (10k)

Sirius sees a handsome stranger picking along the mud of the Thames foreshore and he needs to know more. He encounters Remus Lupin a man obsessed with the history buried in the London mud. Together they share moments and small treasures and grow together.

A beautiful fic in which Remus is mudlarking nerd. We love him.

Fine Motor Skills,

by femme_de_lettres (6k)

Sirius Black's car needs work—again. Meanwhile, Remus Lupin is amused to see his favorite customer back at his mechanic's shop.

A meet-cute in which Sirius owns a book shop and Remus is the mechanic—how the tables have turned! Adorable.

Happy holiday to all those who celebrate today<3

xx elliot

#remus lupin #happy birthday remu #r/s #wolfstar

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whataboutmyfries · 10 months

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Take my breath away

Boy oh boy did the inspiration hit me like a freight train, i wrote the previous post and went into my notes app where i found this little gem of an idea, and naturally it fit prompt 13 on the details for fictional kisses prompt list so here we are!!! reads a little bit like crack and it's also completely un beta-ed so we die like men.

cw: sex, mature content, and painfully cheesy nerd jokes.

enjoy!

13. pulling your lover closer by the waistband

It wasn’t often that Remus Lupin contemplated the sanity of his decisions. This, however, might be a record for the charts, his piece de resistance, even. Two weeks ago, Remus had decided to introduce his woefully ignorant boyfriend to the masterpiece that was the Top Gun movie. (after all, what gay could resist Tom Cruise on that bike?) It wasn’t Sirius’s first rodeo, so the wonder of muggle films had long since faded. But the passion in Remus’s voice and the flush on his cheeks when he spoke of the movie had him intrigued.

And so, two weeks ago, on a pleasant Tuesday night, Remus had found himself looking at the two most stunning men in his life (nay, the world, dare he say) meet as Sirius watched the screen, enthralled. Sirius had laughed and gasped in all the right places, vowing to learn how to play ‘danger zone’ on the guitar if it killed him. Remus had laughed, and tucked his boyfriend into his side as they walked away from the theatre; a date well spent.

Skip to two weeks later when he was prepared for the wrath of his ancestors for the horrific, grievous crime he’s committed.

Remus walked into the garage to see Sirius sprawled casually on his motorbike, looking like a wet dream come to life. He’d barely had time to take in the aviators and the leather jacket (where the fuck did he find all the patches? Remus had been looking for those for ages.) before his knees buckled as the onslaught of ohmygodmyboyfriendlookslikesexonlegs hit and Remus stumbled a little.

The light of the open garage door made every feature starker, from the strong line of his jaw, to the shallow dimple when he smirked at Remus. Oh the bastard knows exactly what he’s doing. For all his dry wit and sarcasm, Remus couldn’t think of a single clever thing to say as he looked at the lovechild of his two soulmates come to life.

Tom Cruise, wherever you are, I thank you for baby gays everywhere. And whatever gods of gay dropped this specimen in my lap, I don't know which one of you I sold my soul to, but THANK YOU.

“Like what you see Moons?”

“Jesus Christ.”

“Aw shucks, it’s just Sirius to you sweet cheeks”

Sirius kicked his leg off the handlebars, putting both feet on the floor as he looked at Remus.

“What? Dog got your tongue?”

“That’s not the expression and you know it.” Remus mumbled, his brain short circuiting too hard for him to come up with any sort of witty retort.

Sirius laughed, leaning forward to tuck his fingers into the waistband of Remus’s jeans and tug him closer. Remus went easily, too stunned to do anything other than stare. Sirius’s thumbs sat warm against his skin and Remus shivered at the contact. Sirius smirked, taking away a hand to push the aviators into his hair.

Remus couldn’t decide if looking him in the eye was better or worse. The roguish grin, the slight tilt of his head, the fucking leather jacket. He was about ninety percent sure his brain was broken.

Naturally, Remus did what any sane person in his place would do, and he leaned forward to kiss his (impossibly hot) boyfriend. Sirius made a satisfied little sound against his mouth and Remus leaned further into the space between Sirius’s legs, sliding his hands under his boyfriend’s shirt to get at bare skin.

“God, the things you do to me.”

Remus felt Sirius’s smile against his lips. “Well, a man’s gotta keep you interested, don’t I? I saw the way you looked at ol’ Tom in that theatre Moons, I’m hurt.”

Remus huffed a laugh, tangling his fingers in Sirius’s hair and dragging him closer. “Well he’s not the one I’m about to blow, is he?”

Sirius pulled back just a little at that, looking very dishevelled as he gaped at Remus. “Oh god, Yes yes yes yes, close the fucking door.”

“Whatever you say, Mav.”

Remus didn’t miss the way Sirius’s breath hitched and he smirked as he reached for his phone, fumbling to find the app, barely pushing the button before shoving the damn thing back in his pocket.

He surged forward, pushing Sirius against the bike as he kissed and kissed and kissed him, hands roaming across every inch of skin they could reach. Sirius gasped into Remus’s mouth when he leaned down to hitch Sirius’s knee against his hip, grinding his hips down into Sirius’s, making the both of them moan.

“Moons, ah— Moony.”

“Going to come for me, Mav? Going to let me suck your cock?”

Sirius groaned, tightening his grip in Remus’s hair, kissing him sloppily. “Oh god, anything you want, Moons, anything.”

Remus’s grin was nothing short of feral as he dropped his head to the curve of Sirius’s neck, sucking and biting as he shoved the leather jacket off his shoulders. He pulled away for all of a second to take Sirius’s shirt off, leaning in again to bite and kiss at every inch of skin he could reach.

Sirius’s boot dug into the back of his thigh when he pushed him back to suck a nipple into his mouth, grazing his teeth over it, before using his tongue to soothe the hurt.

“Remus, fuck, Remus please—”

Remus hummed, dropping to his knees as he trailed kisses down Sirius’s torso, making quick work of his belt and jeans. He looked up at Sirius, utterly debauched

“Great balls of fire, baby”

Sirius barked a laugh between his gasps for breath. “Moony you did not just—oh my god”

Remus smiled around Sirius as he sucked him deeper into his mouth, groaning when Sirius’s hands tightened in his hair. He rubbed soothing circles onto Sirius’s hipbone with a thumb, hollowing out his cheeks as he took him deeper.

“Moons, ah— Moons, slow down, or this is going to end very fast.”

Remus pulled off with a smirk.

“I got a need for speed, darlin, need for speed”

Sirius groaned at that, half exasperated, half laughing, “Re, you need to stop doing that—fuck”

Remus hummed, swallowing around the head of Sirius’s cock as he took him back into his mouth, sucking him off languidly. He reached up to flick at a nippled, smiling as it made Sirius twitch in his mouth.

“Fuuuuck,” Sirius groaned, “You’re going to be the death of me.”

Remus breathed through his nose as Sirius hit the back of his throat, his hands tightening in Remus’s hair as he let out a choked gasp.

“Re, Re, fuck, I’m gonna—”

Remus hummed his encouragement, sucking hard, swallowing every drop that Sirius spilled down his throat.”

“Moony, c’mere, Jesus Christ, get up here.”

Sirius tugged Remus to his feet with frantic hands, grasping at hair and clothes and arms as he tugged him in for a kiss, hard and bruising.

“I love you, I love you, I love you so much”

Remus smiled, wrapping his arms around Sirius’s waist to pull him in closer.

“Love you too, Mav, so much”

Sirius ducked, burying his head in Remus’s neck as he chuckled. “Who knew Tom Cruise could get a man so riled up?”

Remus laughed, running his fingers through Sirius’s hair. “Hmmm, we should watch The Mummy next time.”

#sirius/remus #whataboutmywriting #sirius black #remus lupin #smut #fanfic #wolfstar

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sp1rit-realm · 6 months

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18. what character does your best friend remind you of?

remus lupin. hands down. 100%

let me tell you why:

tall

anxious

anxious about health

trouble setting boundaries

THEIR HAIR IS JUST SO HIM

hot

lazy eye

obsessed with stars

he/they

chronically tired

weird relationship with father

weird relationship with mother

glasses on occasion

fucking nerd

#we r platonic wolfstar its true #hannah has asks #hannah has anons #hp ask game!!!

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papillon-mechant · 2 years

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Welcome to: Papillon’s moots movie night!

This celebration is a little appreciation for all of my lovely moots. I want to say thank you to all my lovely moots who support me and are just all amazing people!!! this is for you guys!!! this is a moots only celebration, meaning only my mutuals can participate, anyone else will just be ignored.

celebration open from 5/16-5/19

concession stand: here you can pick from your favorite characters + aus to request a blurb

candies 🍬

sweetarts: james potter

hot tamales: sirius black

sour patch kids: remus lupin

skittles: poly!marauders

twizzlers: ron weasley

lemonheads: george weasley

pop rocks: fred weasley

sno caps: draco malfoy

nerds: poly!dron

foods 🍽

popcorn: professor!au

pretzel: step!au

wings: mafia!au

nachos: roommate!au

pizza: camboy/girl!au

mozzarella sticks: bestfriend!au

sample platter: whatever you want!!! give me an au!!

drink fountain: here you can choose from different games and asks to participate in !

mountain dew: i’ll tell you why i followed you (and you can tell me why you did if you’d like)

fanta: i’ll tell you my favorite fic of yours (and you can tell me yours if you’d like)

pepsi: i’ll give you a song that reminds me of you/your blog

coke: i’ll make a moodboard for the vibe i think you give

ginger ale: i’ll give you a picture of what i think you look like (also please tell me if your a poc bc i don’t wanna mix any of that up lol)

iced tea: intimidation scale! tell me on a scale of 1-10 how much i intimidate you and why, and i’ll do the same

lemonade: games!!! (ex. cym, this or that, fmk, ect.)

the amazing moots that this celebration is for:

@jamespottersmommy @squishytomatoes @ronweasleysslut @myfictionaldreams @pretty-pillow-princess @pixiehollands @sunshinexhotchner @getawayfrommewerewolf @daphgreen444 @elysian-i @dr4cking @saintlike78 @sarahisslytherin @scarletslxt @weaselbrownie @fairydxll @malfoysstilinski @bellatrixscurls @mellifluousart @guinevererosa @fictionalcomforts @chissmalfoy @peppers-analytics @nsuncatcher @letterstotheflre @draconisxcaput @carnationbasement @ronweasleysgf @ameliora-j @ameliasbitvh @embrassemoi @prettybabybaby @enviedear @looneybot (if we’re moots and i forgot to tag you PLEASEEE tell me. you all deserve to be celebrated)

#papillon’s flowers 🌸#papillon’s moots #papillon’s moots celebration #papillon’s moots movie night

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ao3feed-snape · 1 year

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he wasn’t born soft or quiet (he was born to make the world shake at his fingertips)

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/IVZz7pX

by fallingtheseus

please, let him be soft.

i know you made him with gunmetal bones and wolf's teeth. i know you made him to be a warrior a soldier a hero.

- pencap

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Harry Potter turned his teachers hair blue when he was six.

He doesn’t know how he did it, but he’s pretty sure he did, because that very same day when he was picked up by his Aunt and Uncle he had been locked in his cupboard and wasn’t let out for a very long time. They blamed him, so they must have been right, because there was no other explanation for it.

That teacher never called on him in class again – never even looked him straight in the eye. The kids in his class started calling him a freak, and it was then that Harry realized he was not normal. That he was not a good kid.

And he wasn’t a good kid. He got bad grades (on purpose.), he got into fights (he never started them.), he ran from people (he was fast.), he talked back (they talked first.).

Harry Potter was not a good kid, and he turned his teachers hair blue.

Harry Potter was not a good kid, and he was magic.

(But magic doesn’t exist.)

Words: 6769, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of rewrite the universe of old

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/F, M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Weasley Family (Harry Potter), Albus Dumbledore, Minerva McGonagall, Hogwarts Staff, Hogwarts Students, Draco Malfoy, Vincent Crabbe, Gregory Goyle, Rubeus Hagrid, Severus Snape, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Nicholas Flamel (mentioned), The Dursleys, Sirius Black, Quirinus Quirrell

Relationships: All romantic relationships are future/implied (for now), Hermione Granger & Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Harry Potter & The Dursleys, Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy, Draco Malfoy & Harry Potter, implied Sirius Black/Remus Lupin, future Hermione Granger/Pansy Parkinson, future Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini, future/implied Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Minerva McGonagall & Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Harry Potter Whump, Abusive Dursley Family (Harry Potter), BAMF Harry Potter, Smart Harry Potter, Desi Harry Potter, Spanish Harry Potter, ily latino/desi james potter headcanon, also the Evans are spanish so get fucked, Black Hermione Granger, watch only the black family tree be white, Smart Hermione Granger, Canon Rewrite, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Canon-Typical Violence, Canonical Character Death, Minor Character Death, No Beta we die like Quirrell, burned by an 11 year olds bare hands, Ron Weasley is Our King, Harry Potter is a Little Shit, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone, Harry and Hermione ARE the wlw and mlm friendship experience, Trans Hermione Granger, Trans Ron Weasley, Welsh Harry Potter, imagine some 11 year old ass kid having a heavy welsh accent it’s so funny, Magically Powerful Harry Potter, Boarding School, watch these nerds solve a mystery with nearly 0 adult involvement, hermione “punch first ask questions later” granger, The Golden Trio, Albus Dumbledore Bashing, Severus Snape Bashing, fuck those guys - Freeform, THE GOLDEN TRIO ARE BEST FRIENDS, BAMF Minerva McGonagall, Harry Potter Has an Eating Disorder, BAMF Ron Weasley, Draco Malfoy is a bitch but it’s okay, Gryffindor/Slytherin Inter-House Relationships, They hate eachother, for a hot sec, Harry is going through it, hurt/comfort but the comfort was lost when i started to give a fuck, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/IVZz7pX

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #Severus Snape

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hpdabbles · 4 years

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-hey can i borrow your pen- how much did this cost “30$” yoUS PENT 30$ ON A P E N +wolfstar I know this is more than 6 months late,but i can give it a try..... ~ hglb

Sirius had watched him for the past two weeks. The new student hadn’t made any friends since he arrived but he did turn more than one head as he hurried to classes in the halls.

The students took notice of him, some with far too much hunger in their eyes others with giggly anticipation.

Not that the boy seemed aware of his effect on people, in fact, Sirius was quite sure he thought himself ugly with the way he grimaces whenever he caught his reflection. Maybe he thought this because of the strange scars on his face, they were small and pale white but they were noticeable.

Sirius thought they made him all that more attractive. They spoke of a hidden story, one he just had to uncover.

Everything about Remus Lupin was fascinating, from the way he always finished assignments before anyone else to the way he hunched his shoulders and keep his eyes away from meeting others. It wasn’t that he was shy. Sirius had seen plenty of people be shy, but it seemed Remus was just more comfortable alone.

He was a quiet type by nature, but there were moments where his eyes would sparkle with mischevious intent and weary humor made his lips twitch in class as if he thought of something humorous no one else was pried to. Remus held a storm behind his calm and Sirius was dying to meet the thunder head-on.

That’s what lead to him approaching the other male in the library at lunchtime, scared out of his mind. While many believed otherwise Sirius wasn’t the smoothest of people. He could flirt when it was a joke, but against someone, he actually was attracted to Sirus tended to stumble over his tongue.

James claimed it was due to him being inexperienced which would get better over time. His best friend was nothing like Sirius, he saw someone he liked, he would march right over and talk them up. Sirius tended to go in the opposite direction and hid behind a school pillar.

But Remus was different, somehow Sirius felt like he could actually look him in the eye and have a conversation. He still made him nervous but…in a good way.

“Hey there,” He says as casually as he can stopping only a few feet away from the table Remus was studying at.

The boy looks up and for a moment Sirus is lost in those gorgeous chocolate brown eyes. “Oh, hello.”

Oh, no. Is he sweating? Sirius feels like he’s sweating. He feels like his descending to a higher place of being and he has no idea what to say to Remus now. “I’m Sirius Black”

“Remus Lupin.” The other student says smiling at him politely. There is a momentary pause then he starts to appear awkward. “Ugh, can I help you with something?”

Jerking, Sirius stops staring at him, trying to remember all the helpful tips James loaded him up with before sending the Black into the library. “Yeah. I was wondering if I could borrow…your pen?”

That wasn’t the best he could do but Remus is nodding. There are no writing utensils on his table as the other had been typing on a laptop. Sirius feels like an idiot.

He slaps a hand over his face then rips it away, ashamed to have done so in front of Remus. Thankfully the other male is too busy reaching for his backpack to notice. He roots through his bag and pulls out a small rectangular box, the kind used for jewelry.

With great care, he removes the white lid and presents Sirius with marble of a pen made of wood with those fancy quill type tip. He offers the pen up to him and Sirius can only gape. He doesn’t even feel nervous anymore to confuse on why a teenage boy carried something like this around.

“How much did this cost?” He finds himself asking.

Remus shrugs his shoulders “Thirty dollars”

“You spent thirty dollars on a pen?!”

He gets a grin that’s all sharp teeth as if a canine was baring its teeth in warning. “I like pens.”

There is an odd little tilt to his tone, one Sirus can’t understand. Defiance maybe. Or daring. “Are you sure I can borrow this then? If you like pens and it’s one of your favorites plus being so expensive I just don’t feel right taking it.”

“Oh, this isn’t my favorite.” Remus corrects cheerfully. He sets the box down on the table, pressing his fingers down on the surface of the wood first as to not cause unnecessary noise. It’s an action Sirius is only aware of due to his mother throwing a fit whenever he purposely chooses to ignore his lessons.

Remus seems to have some lessons in proper manners.

Before Sirius stun eyes, Remus begins to pull out more jewelry boxes, placing them with great care on the table. There is exciting energy to his movements now, like a child showing off their toys. Those brown eyes are sparkling with barely contained joy and for once, Remus’ shoulders are not hunched over. Sirius finds himself blushing, and his stomach turning at how cute he seems.

He finds himself taking a seat at Remus table, grinning over the small stack of boxes, as one by one the new student opens them and starts talking about the newest pen. They’re all with those fancy tips, but the design is different and a few of them are even made of glass.

Turns out, pen making is the Lupin family business and Remus’ favorite pen is the first one he made with his father when he was seven.

Sirius makes an effort to actively encourage Remus to talk more about that one, which rewards him with one of the most beautiful things he’s ever seen. With bright eyes and flushed cheeks from happiness, Lupin gifts the brightest most heart throbbing smile Sirius has ever seen and at that moment, he finally understands what James meant when he said Lily glows in his eyes.

He could sit there and watch him forever.

“-that’s why it cost so much but I think it worth it if you can get the ink to not spill.” Remus is saying then like a switch he flinches and hunches his shoulders again, cutting off that brilliant light. Sirius almost whines. “Sorry, this may be boring.”

“Not at all!” He quick to say. Attempting for his most charming smile Sirius leans a little close, head propped by his hands. “I think this is all fascinating. Maybe I should stop by your family store and get me a custom job.”

Remus raises an eyebrow. “I thought thirty dollars was too much to pay for a pen?”

“For a boring average pen. A Lupin special though? I think that’s money well spent.” Especially if he can watch those scar hands make them.

“Are you mocking me?” The teeth-baring is back and for a moment something in Remus’ eyes flashes, looking entirely too feral.

Sirius blanches afraid he butcher this up says the first thing that comes to his mind. “What, no! I really do want a pen! Say with the Regulus constellation engraved on the handle?”

“Regulus?”

“My little brother’s name is Regulus. His birthdays next month and he likes stuff like this. It’s why I could follow along to the different tip talk you had earlier.” That’s a fat lie, Sirius had no idea why a different angel made the writing come out differently but he’s good at talking himself out of detention so maybe that skill is applicable here. “It might be a bit pricey, but if the quality is as good as the ones you showed me then it’s worth it.”

Remus eyes him for a moment longer before he nods and relaxes. Quirking a small smile at him, Sirius feels his stomach do three flips. “I could help you design a pen right now and get my dad to work on it today if you like.”

“You do that?” Sirius almost sighs.

Remus offers him another glowing smile “Of course. You just spent the last half hour listening to me ramble about pens, least I could do.”

A month later Regulus stares at the box holding one of the most gorgeous galaxy style pens sets he’s ever own. He loved them the moment he opened the box, a little surprise Sirius finally got him a present he actually liked.

It makes him feel a little special that the Regulus constellation had been included as self-centered as that is to admit, but one thing does bother him. “You paid a hundred and thirty dollars for pens? Why Sirius?”

Sirius who was too busy sighing longingly as he texted Remus could only whisper “I was weak for those dimples.”

#Hpdabbles #Harry Potter #WolfStar #Lupin Pens #Sirius has a huge crush #Remus is a nerd who loves pens #low-key thinks the hot jock talking to him was trying to bully him #Now he thinks Sirius is a really good older brother #Anonymous

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tonftyhw · 5 years

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ok but where are my confident nerd/flustered jock aus?

#remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #wolfstar au #wolfstar art #my art #but seriously #where is my sarcastic math nerd remus lupin #who's going to get that hot jocks number if its the last thing he does #and actual ray of sunshine #best hair in the county #sirius black who cant possibly believe that the cute guy in his math class is flirting with HIM #i dont know what sport sirius plays #you guys can pick

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themaraudersconstellation · 6 months

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remus loves DC comics and james loves marvel. they fight over it a lot.

#i love them your honor #theyre my babies #marauders era #marauders #james potter #remus lupin #remus lupin is a hot nerd #modern au #james and remus #prongs #prongsie #moony

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salazarslytherin · 3 years

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a day in (j.p x y/n)

requested: yes! [ I would sell my soul for anything james potter related ] send in your own request here!

🃛 masterlist!

summary: you and james have a relaxing day in

prompts: 16. “You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.” 20. “Your hair is really soft.”

cw/tw: fluff, descriptions of marijuana use and smoking, sex while under the influence, fluffy smut ft. fem!reader

word count: 1.35 k

a/n: hope this feeds your james desire love!! your soul is required for payment. i used prompts from @acosmis-t 's writing challenge because i wasn't sure what to write, but then i got inspired by these!! just a short fluffy little smut piece because i always write relatively more intense ones. please reblog/follow to boost! x dedicating this to @dorcasmeadowesx

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Smoke encircled the room, the pungent smells of each puff flowing from one person's mouth into the other's nostrils.

James was currently hogging the blunt, the end of the joint dangling dangerously close to his fingertips, embers somehow avoiding his skin as they fell to the carpet below.

You watched as he reclined on the red beanbag the Room of Requirement had so kindly provided, the sun rays from the window – you weren't sure how there were windows in the ever changing room – hitting his face, illuminating every little crevice.

The soft edges of his face looked so handsome, each glowingly tan speck intriguing you. You found yourself crawling off the sofa, studying him with dilated pupils as you craved to trace each edge and aspect of him– to brush your thumb over the crook in his nose from when he'd broken it in a quidditch match, to play with the hair that always looked silky soft no matter what he was doing.

The bespectacled boy followed your figure as you sat down beside him, laying your head on his torso as you gestured for him to pass you the blunt.

"What are y'doing love?"

You took the joint into your fingers, careful not to let the ashes fall on your hand as you inhaled deeply, letting the smoke dance in your lungs before exhaling it.

“You took all the pillows so I’m using you as one.”

The seeker chuckled, turning to look at the mound of pillows that you had just left behind on the plush sofa.

"Well, that's incredibly false. I'm literally lying on just a beanbag."

You exhaled yet another puff of hot air, lulling your head to the side to look the boy in the eyes.

"Well, it's the best pillow here."

James let out an incredulous laugh, his nose scrunching up in a way that made you want to kiss him.

"S'not even a pillow!"

⚔︎.

Time passed oddly while you two laid there – it seemed like hours yet also like mere seconds, leaving you clueless as to what time it really was. The only indicator was the way the sun seemed to redden, painting the sky in hues that dyed the world pastel.

You could feel James watching you as you watched the sky, his gaze weighing heavily on every little bit of you.

"What are you doing?"

The blunt had long ago burnt out, only the lingering scent of smoke being left behind as a reminder of your afternoon in.

"Watching the world. Why, what are you doing?"

You turned to look at the boy, smiling subconsciously at the way his eyes were filled with love.

"Watching my world."

You laughed at his cheesy words, getting up off the boy's torso for the first time in minutes, hours maybe.

"You're such a nerd."

You straddled the boy, leaning down to kiss him as his hands came to grip your hips. The shared taste of smoke mixed in with the slight mintiness that James always smelt of, your tongues exploring each other lazily.

As your eyes fluttered close, you were flipped over suddenly, eliciting a squeal and a giggle into the boy's lips as he cupped your face with one hand, propping himself up slightly with the other as he straddled you instead. His hips began grinding into yours as you made out, his length hardening inside his muggle jeans.

Your hands entangled in the boy's hair as you bucked your hips into his, tugging at it slightly. You stopped kissing back for a second as you felt it, smiling at how it felt.

"What's wrong?"

James pulled back with worry in his eyes, cocking his head at the way you were still caressing his hair.

"Your hair is really soft."

James barked out a laugh, pressing a kiss to your lips.

"I love you Y/N."

"I love you more James."

Pulling the boy back in, your lips collided once more and your hips moved up to meet his, compelling the boy to grind back down onto you.

His hands moved up under your skirt clumsily, hooking your panties down off of your legs as your hands fumbled with his belt and zipper. James's fingers ghosted over your cunt, but you grabbed hold of him, breaking away from his lips breathlessly.

"No, just want you in me now."

One look into your eyes and James nodded, your combined breaths fogging his glasses slightly. He pulled his jeans and boxers down to his ankles, pumping his cock slightly with his right hand as he nudged your legs open with the left.

The seeker pushed his tip in softly, the stretch of your walls making you moan and him groan. You let out a soft gasp as he pushed in further, grabbing his collar to pull him down and meet your lips with his.

"Hurts baby?"

You nodded into the kiss, eyes squeezed shut as you tried to adjust, James bottoming out inside of you. His lips moved away from yours, leaving what could only be referred to as the ghosts of kisses all across your face, traveling down to your neck and collarbones.

"I love you so much Y/N."

The flurry of kisses and the muttered words caused giggles to bubble out of your mouth, your hands linking behind his neck as you pulled him towards your mouth again, his breath ghosting yours.

"I love you more Jamesie."

"Impossible."

⚔︎.

Your walls began clenching around James's cock, and he groaned, looking at you for permission. Seeing a soft nod from you, he exhaled a soft breath, pulling himself out of you slowly and almost entirely, before pushing back in, filling you up. Soft grunts escaped him with every thrust, and your lips met messily once in a while, before one of you would pull back to let out a particularly loud moan.

"Love feeling you around me my love."

You moaned out as one thrust in particular hit your g spot, biting your bottom lip as the feeling sent shivers down your spine.

"F-faster James."

The boy complied, moving in and out of you at a pace that made your body jostle, your hands yet again finding their way to James's head as you pulled on it, tugging on the hair with every sound you made.

James's hand returned to probe below your skirt, his long fingers teasingly ghosting over your inner thighs as he made his way to your clit. The pad of his thumb drew circles on your clit, the feeling of euphoria mixing with the relentless speed of his thrusts.

"Feel good baby?"

Your head lulled back as his lips traveled to your neck, nodding as the seeker left hickeys on your neck, your fingers running through his silky hair.

"So good James, fucking love it."

The boy moaned into your neck, the sounds reverberating through your throat as he sucked on the skin, you responding in a similar fashion as he flicked your clit lazily. You could feel your orgasm building, humming as James bit your skin softly.

"Fuck, 'm gonna cum."

Muttering almost incoherently, your walls began pulsing around James, making him moan and his cock twitch.

"Me too love, fuck you feel so good."

The seeker's thrusts slowed as he spoke those words, pulling away from your neck to kiss your lips.

With one more thrust, James let out a moan that bordered on pornographic, burying his head into your neck as he came inside you. Your orgasm quickly followed his, your head tilting back as you moaned out, your legs shaking under James as he pulled out of you slowly, feeling the cum trickle out of your cunt slowly.

"Fuck that was so good."

The bean bag jostled slightly as the boy turned onto his side, looking into your eyes while supporting his head with the palm of his hand.

"I love you baby."

"I love you too Jamesie."

James looked around the room, slowly illuminating with lights as the sun set properly outside, engulfing the sky in a purple-ish darkness.

"We should get high in here more often."

⚔︎.

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fruitcoops · 3 years

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Omg can you write about coops going live on instagram and answering TONS of fans questions? And just being domestic and cute together in general

I can, yes! This is partially the 450 celebration--to the lovely person who suggested writing a sequel to one of my favorites, please know that I love and appreciate you! Coop credit goes to @lumosinlove

Check out Part 1 here

“Is it working? I think it’s working.” An explosion of hearts covered the screen and Remus’ eyebrows rose. “Yep, definitely working. Hello, Instagram! I’m Remus Lupin, winger for the Lions.”

“And I’m Sirius Black, center and team captain.” Sirius waved at the phone. “We had a great time answering your questions last month and we figured we’d come back to do it again, since there were so many people we couldn’t get around to in those few minutes.”

“I can already see a bunch coming in. Should we start?” Remus asked, turning to him with a small smile.

“You go first.”

“Alright, first question….” He squinted at the screen. “How long have we been together? We’ve been dating for just over a year now, but we’ve known each other for three-ish.”

Sirius snorted when he read the next question. “What do we do in our free time? It’s cute that you think we have free time. Um, we read a lot. Sometimes I’ll play video games with the guys.”

“If we have a free weekend, we’ll go hiking or take a short road trip. Practice takes up four or five hours a day, so we’re very low-key, which I think surprises people.” Remus scrolled down a bit. “What are our favorite foods?”

“Don’t say it.” Sirius said immediately. “Don’t you dare.”

“Fine, fine.” Just as Sirius began to answer, he coughed, “pineapple pizza.”

“No!” Sirius smacked Remus on the arm with a pillow as he laughed. “Menace. My favorite food is pasta, because it’s versatile and I’m not a heathen. All of you who are agreeing with him, stop it right now. I’m very disappointed in your tastebuds. Next question…do either of us cook? We do, yeah.”

Remus gave him a look. “Do you, though?”

“That’s a funny thing to hear coming from the man who said he’d die for one of my grilled cheeses yesterday,” Sirius countered.

“Fair point. Yes, we both cook, but I generally do it more often because I enjoy it.”

Sirius looked back at the camera with sad eyes. “He kicked me out of the kitchen last week.”

“You kept stealing bites of soup!” Remus laughed. “It wasn’t even done, you could have gotten salmonella!”

“You can’t get salmonella from soup,” Sirius scoffed. The comment section went wild. “…apparently you can. Huh.”

“Next question, before we get too off-track. Who is the more dramatic one?” Remus folded his hands and rested his chin on top. “I’m giving you three guesses and the first two don’t count.”

Sirius rolled his eyes. “You’re plenty dramatic.”

“Uh-huh, sure.”

“Moving on! Oooo, this one is for me specifically.” He shifted closer, wrapping an arm around Remus’ waist as he read. “Sirius: does Regulus—you spelled that wrong by the way, there’s only one ‘g’—does Regulus still live with you? If yes, how does that work?”

“I’m telling him someone spelled his name wrong,” Remus said as he pulled his phone out of his pocket. “He’ll get a kick out of it.”

“He’ll be so pissed,” Sirius agreed. “Nope, Reg moved out a few months ago and now lives with Pascal Dumais, but it was really neat to have him around. He’s still got a room here and it was nice spending so much time with him after we didn’t talk for a while. He’s awful about vacuuming, though.”

“Aw, people think that’s cute.” Remus smiled as he read the responses. “Ohoho, people are getting nosy. What do we argue about the most?”

“I’m not sure, actually. Maybe chores?”

“I was going to say practice time. We’ve gotten into a couple tiffs about watching tape or running drills after we get home.”

“That’s true.” Sirius frowned at the screen. “For those of you who apparently think that’s all one-sided: it’s really not.”

“He came downstairs to get me at ten or eleven at night the other day. We’re both hockey nerds, so it happens from time to time.”

“Are we going to keep doing tiktoks? Oh, for sure, they’re a ton of fun.”

“Absolutely. Where else am I going to get the inspiration to glue things shut just to irritate him?”

Sirius shook his head with a smile. “Diablotin.”

“Nothing like being called a gremlin by your fiancé,” Remus laughed, tapping the screen. “Okay…who’s the best in bed?”

“I’d say we both sleep really well,” Sirius said. “You talk sometimes, which is really funny.”

Remus glanced over. “Do I really?”

“Yep. I think you were grocery shopping the other night. You kept saying orange juice very adamantly.”

“Interesting. I agree, though, we both value sleep.”

“There are too many questions!” Sirius scooted forward and sifted through them. “To jay-mac 2001, we both love kids and might have some in a few years. No, mermaid queen, we don’t really have friends outside of hockey because we don’t have lives outside of hockey—” Remus leaned his forehead on Sirius’ shoulder as he laughed. “—but I’m sure that will change someday. Oh, here’s a fun one: what are our love languages?”

“Our what?”

“Love languages. Like the Buzzfeed quiz Pots made us take last week.” The screen lit up and Sirius looked offended. “Of course we know what Buzzfeed is! We’re 25, you fuckers!”

“I think mine was quality time.”

Sirius pulled Remus’ arm further around his shoulders and leaned into his side with a smile. “It’s physical affection,” he singsonged, making him laugh. “Your turn.”

“Have you finally found your song?” Remus read aloud. “I think so! We did an interview a while back and there was a question about our ‘couple song’, which we didn’t have at the time.”

“That didn’t answer the question, sweetheart.”

“Oh! Shit, sorry. It’s La Vie En Rose by Edith Piaf.”

Sirius read the next question and snorted. “This is convenient. Who swears more?”

Remus looked away. “It’s, uh, a tie.”

“That’s such a lie.”

He sighed. “It’s probably me.”

“You taught a literal baby to swear.” Sirius turned back to the camera with a wicked grin. “Harry’s first word was ‘Loops’, but his second was ‘shit’ and there’s an eighty percent chance he learned it from Re.”

“Changing the subject!” Remus cleared his throat, then smiled. “Aw, I like this one. What’s the compliment you get most often from your partner?”

“Does it have to be verbal?”

“Sirius.”

Sirius’ eyes went wide. “Not like that! Oh, fuck, I did not mean that! You always touch my hair, so I figured that was a compliment. Merde.”

Remus shook his head. “We need a supervisor again. Anyways, you talk about my freckles all the time and it’s adorable.”

“You’re adorable.”

“Sap.”

“Yeah.” Sirius kissed his cheek. “What’s the best date I’ve ever been on? We went ice skating at the local rink a few weeks ago and it was so much fun. I had never done that before.”

Remus’ eyebrows rose. “I thought for sure you would say the aquarium.”

“The aqu—oh, right! With the jellyfish arch!”

“Yeah!”

“Now it’s a tie, I can’t decide.”

“That’s fair. From spaceman93: who tops? We actually don’t have a bunk bed, though that would be cool as hell! Do you think Ikea sells them?”

“We should check.”

The screen exploded into activity again and Remus did a double-take. “Yes, we do buy our furniture from Ikea, there’s no need to sound so shocked. This person—I can’t read your username, sorry—wants to know which of us is more cuddly.”

“Definitely me,” Sirius said.

“For sure. I like cuddling people, but only a select few. I mean, I’m assuming you guys saw the Cap cuddles slideshow at our last game.” He laughed when Sirius turned pink. “Why are you embarrassed? It was cute!”

“There’s a hashtag now!” Sirius complained. “I have a reputation.” Remus rolled his eyes fondly as Sirius looked for the next question. “Ha! Do we ever get jealous?”

“Yes, but not for the reasons people might think.”

Sirius laughed quietly. “We went out to a bar for Kasey’s birthday a month or so ago—”

“Oh, please no.”

“—and a young lady was hitting on me, not taking the hint—”

“Jesus.”

“—so Re comes out of nowhere and kisses me full on the mouth in front of everyone.” He snickered and Remus hid his face in his hands. “It was kinda hot, not gonna lie. Really funny looking back, though. Your turn, sweetheart.”

“Who is clumsier? Ooh, we’re both disasters off the ice. I tripped over the carpet about twenty minutes ago.”

“I’ve run into every doorframe in this house at least twice.” Sirius grimaced. “If I could just tape my skates to my feet and always be on ice, that would be much safer.”

Remus cocked his head to the side. “I dunno, it would be hard to sleep in them.”

“I do that all that time.”

“That’s true, you take a nap in the hall at least once a week in full gear.”

“Reverse Edward Scissorhands.” They had to take a moment to stop laughing before Sirius turned back to the phone. “Mon dieu. Alright, what do we have next…when did you know I was ‘the one’? When did you know, mon amour?”

“Breaking out the nicknames, very snazzy,” Remus teased as he rested his chin on his hand. “I think it was just an accumulation of things, and then one day I went ‘oh shit’ and just knew. Sometime around New Year’s, maybe?”

“You only made it two months?” Sirius teased, nudging him lightly.

“Shush, you.” Remus nudged him back. “I knew I wanted to propose when I came home from hanging out with Leo and you were napping with the dog. You had done the dishes and left Avatar on so we could watch it together, and I opened the door and knew that I wanted that moment forever.”

Sirius smile was unbearably soft, and he kissed Remus on the cheek as hearts filled the comments section. “I’ve never seen so many keysmashes in my life,” he laughed when he looked back to it. “Hey, someone addressed one to you specifically.”

“Really?” He leaned forward eagerly. “To Remus, do you feel like part of the team yet? I do, a hundred percent! It helped that I was close with a lot of the guys from being the PT, so those friendships carried over really well. Being a player on the roster has only made that better and it’s the best job in the world.”

“Who has the better smile? We’re going to say each other, so I think we’ll leave that one to the comments—fuck, that was a bad idea, it’s moving too fast for me to read!” Sirius tapped the screen desperately, then gave up and waited for the scrolling to slow down. “Ask each other one question you’ve always wanted to know the answer to.”

“Do you actually want to get your ears pierced?” Remus asked. “You talked about it a while ago but I wasn’t sure if you were kidding.”

Sirius thought for a minute, biting his lip. “Y’know, I might. It was one of those things where it started as a joke and then I kept thinking about it. I’m not sure, hockey’s not the best sport to have things that can catch and tear.” They both winced at the idea. “My turn. What is it about pineapple pizza that you actually enjoy?”

“It annoys you.” Remus laughed as Sirius rolled his eyes. “I’m kidding, I’m kidding! I honestly don’t know why I like it so much. There’s something about the sweetness that goes so well with the regular pizza taste. Okay, last question for me: how many freckles do I have? Not many right now.”

“So many in the summer,” Sirius said dreamily. “That’s the best part of summertime and the only reason I like Florida. They might have bouncy ice, but it’s worth it to see the freckles pop.”

“Whew, Florida’s getting mad in the comments!” Remus grinned. “Get some real ice, then come talk to us.”

“Final question, then we really have to go. What does your partner look best in?” Sirius drummed his fingers on his knees. “His jersey. Or my jersey. He does own a pair of skinny jeans, though, and that was the closest thing to a religious experience I’ve ever had.”

“They’re comfortable.” Remus shrugged, but he looked rather self-satisfied. “That’s all we have time for, folks, but thanks for joining us!”

“Go Lions!”

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maraudersandlily20 · 3 years

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ok dorcas and marlene as chaotic professors at the same university? could be an AU, could just be Hogwarts

As told in Text Conversations:

Groupchat: Picasso is a Bitch

Dorcas: New Teacher alert.

Lily: Department?

Dorcas: Engineering

Remus: Sounds hot

Dorcas: shut up immediately.

Remus: you’re not my mom

Lily: M or F

Dorcas: F

Remus: Dammit

Lily: seem nice?

Dorcas: idk. I didn’t get the chance to actually talk to her. It was more like a moment in passing. She was surrounded by guys, though

Remus: what a lesbian move

Lily: how… how is that even a thing?

Remus: Lils, are you dumb? If girls ONLY hang out with guys, chances are they’re butch. Or they know they aren’t attracted to guys and are wild as fuck and have nothing to lose. They have no one to impress, really. Those are the only two options.

Dorcas: Jesus

Remus: No, I’m sure he wasn’t there

Dorcas: I have to leave this conversation before I physically kill Remus Lupin. Talk to you both later.

Lily: Lunch in our usual spot?

Remus: Tell me if you see the Lesbian again.

Remus: Also, where the fuck is Alice?

---

Groupchat: The Walking Dead

Sirius: Well lads, I dropped off the love of our lives at school. Felt like a proud parent. Almost cried.

Marlene: You are aware that I know how to make explosives from scratch right? I’ve been aching to do it for a while, so you wanna keep doing this? Is this happening?

James: I need him, though. We’re gonna get married eventually. So no. You are not allowed to blow him up

Marlene: Fuck

Peter: How's the new campus?

Marlene: Small. I mean, it’s a lot smaller of a university, harder to get into and all that. But still. For a place that boasts a great deal of wealth, they certainly don’t show it in building size.

Sirius: That’s how you know they have money. They have nothing to prove. Classic rich people move.

Peter: You should know.

James: Did you get settled though, Mars?

Marlene: Enough. I still have to set up the lecture hall to my liking, but it’s nice to have an office that will probably be permanent. And I saw your door just a few down from mine, Jamie boy! Sirius: I should have become a professor. I feel left out. I hate being left out.

Peter: You have the right degree, Paddy. You could be a professor if you wanted.

Sirius: Desk jobs are gross. No thank you. Also, children.

Marlene: It’s not a desk job. And, like, these children are basically full grown adults.

Sirius: Physically, maybe. But I remember what we were like at their age. Mentally, they belong in daycare.

James: You’re just bitter because those college boys outdrank you the other night.

Sirius: THEY FUCKING CHEATED!

Peter: They didn’t though

James: Whatever you say, Pads.

Marlene: Also, I just saw a very beautiful woman. Will keep you updated if I see her again.

Sirius: WHY ARE YOU ONLY SAYING THIS NOW?!?!

---

Groupchat: Picasso Is a Bitch name changed to Hamlet, that’s fucking gay

Remus: Any sign of the lesbian?

Dorcas: No.

Alice: What? What Lesbian?

Lily: Oh, while you were sick, Dorcas saw a very pretty girl. Remus thinks she’s a lesbian.

Alice: Ooh, that’s fun!

Remus: I don’t THINK Lily, I know.

Dorcas: You haven’t even seen her

Remus: Irrelevant.

Lily: Do you guys know if Potter is back?

Alice: I saw him this morning. He was getting coffee.

Remus: I love that man so much. He’s so beautiful I could literally cry. With that hot caramel skin and that wild hair and how he always smells like some weird spice. I want him to be the father of my children.

Lily: Don’t encourage him.

Remus: He’s not even here.

Lily: He can sense your enthusiasm. So shhhhh

Alice: Do we still not like him?

Lily: No.

Dorcas: You know it was an accident, Lils.

Lily: You don’t know that. And I don’t know that. And who in their RIGHT MIND asks someone out after they’ve pushed them into a fountain? Like, the audacity?!

Remus: At least he’s authentic

Lily: Yeah, an authentic bitch.

Alice: Lol.

Alice: I’m honestly really interested in this Lesbian situation, though. Can we get back to that?

Remus: She’s in the engineering department. So if your cute little math loving butt just wanted to wander over there…

Alice: I’m on my way.

Dorcas: Why are we friends? You’re joking, right? Please tell me you’re joking.

Dorcas: ALICE

Lily: They’re doing it out of love.

Dorcas: Well their idea of love is something I am not interested in.

Alice: Blonde?

Dorcas: Fuck.

Remus: Is she blonde, Dorcs?

Remus: IS SHE?!

Dorcas: Yeah.

Alice: Marlene McKinnon. Blonde, blue eyed, I’d say 5”8, 5”9. Masters in Engineering. Very nice.

Remus: Alice, I fucking love you

---

Groupchat: The Walking Dead changed to Update, I’m still gay

Sirius: Why the name change?

Marlene: Needed to get your attention

James: But like… with that?

Marlene: It fucking worked, didn’t it?

Peter: What happened?

Marlene: I saw that beautiful woman again. And I was right. She was beautiful.

Sirius: Sounds riveting.

Marlene: I told you I’d keep you updated, and I am. Stop being ungrateful.

Sirius: Yes commander

James: Who was it?

Marlene: Don’t know. Short, black, curly hair?

James: Where did you see her?

Marlene: She was getting a plate of spaghetti in the Canteen.

James: Hm………..

Sirius: James doesn’t know anyone because he’s too busy mooning over Evans.

James: I am so much stronger than you. Do not come for me right now

Peter: Sirius, you have an appointment here, come down.

Sirius: Fuck.

James: Peter, you know you can just text him personally, right?

Peter: I can’t shame him publicly if I only text him.

Marlene: Facts.

James: Did you talk to her?

Marlene: Nah, she was with people. I wanted to though. She seems lovely.

James: Lovely? Who are you and what have you done with Marlene McKinnon.

Marlene: She’s dead now. I’ve inhabited her body.

Sirius: Thank god, she was a bitch.

Peter: SIRIUS

James: I’ll keep an eye out for her. Let me know if you want me to scout it out.

Marlene: Okay, James Bond

---

Groupchat: Hamlet, that’s fucking gay changed to Dorcas McKinnon has a nice ring to it

Dorcas: Remus, stop changing the group chat name. I know where you live.

Remus: We live with each other.

Dorcas: Exactly.

Lily: Are there lesbian updates????

Remus: I met her. She was wandering around, looking for a pop machine.

Alice: Yay! I love Lesbian updates

Remus: Good news: she’s funny. Like, super funny.

Lily: Saying good news like that often means there is bad news to follow

Remus: She’s uh… friends with Potter.

Dorcas: Uh-oh.

Alice: Oh no.

Lily: I’m really sorry that you have to eternally break up with this woman, Dorky. Because NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ANYONE who is friends with James Potter is not worth knowing.

Alice: That’s pretty judgemental, lils.

Lily: .... And?

Remus: Luckily, you don’t have to date her.

Dorcas: No one is dating ANYONE. Jesus, you guys. Chill out about this whole thing

Remus: I don’t think that’s physically possible.

Dorcas: Can we talk about anything else?

Alice: Frank is taking me out for sushi tonight.

Remus: I would marry Frank in five seconds, if he’d let me

Alice: I’ll let him know.

Remus: Thank you, I appreciate it.

---

Groupchat: Update, I’m still gay changed to Emotionally Unavailable Idiots

Sirius: I have met the love of my life.

Marlene: Stop being dramatic

Sirius: Excuse me? EXCUSE ME? He quoted the Princess Bride with me. Word for Word? Marlene, I must marry this man. WHO IS HE?

Peter: Why do I keep missing all of the fun stuff?

James: The fun stuff is watching Sirius gay panic over a stranger?

Peter: Yeah. Obvs.

Marlene: He’s the lit professor.

James: Lupin?

Marlene: I think so, yeah.

Sirius: An english nerd. Perfect. He can read me poetry while I give people tattoos. We’ll make millions.

Marlene: I think… he wants to be my friend. He’s come around a few times. He even brought me coffee once, with a croissant. I didn’t know people were so nice to strangers. Am I in a hallmark film?

Peter: It’s cause you're such a catch, Mars.

Marlene: I will shove that “catch” up your ass, Pettigrew, if you don’t stop being stupid.

James: Impossible. Stupidity is Peter’s middle name.

Sirius: Yeah Peter Marcus Stupidity Pettigrew.

Peter: My middle name isn’t Marcus.

Sirius: Wait really?

Peter: No?

Sirius: Why the fuck did I think it was Marcus?

James: I think Lupin is bi, Sirius. So…

Sirius: James, you are the other love of my life. I will kiss you when you get home. You provide me with the most valuable information and attention. I can never truly repay you.

James: Finally. Getting the recognition I deserve. Can’t wait.

Sirius: Marlene, please. Be his friend, I am begging you. I will give you our first born child.

Marlene: Pass.

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Groupchat: Dorcas McKinnon has a nice ring to it changed to I won’t hesitate bitch

Alice: Marlene is so nice

Lily: You’re all traitors. She’s friends with the enEMY

Dorcas: I thought Remus was supposed to be the dramatic one

Remus: I’ll take that as a compliment

Dorcas: Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Alice: Seriously though. She’s so nice. A lot of my students have her and they’ve been gushing. Apparently she’s one of the best professors some of them have ever had.

Remus: Damn. High praise.

Lily: Still skeptical

Alice: She asked about you, Dori.

Dorcas: wait, what?

Remus: ALICE SAY MORE RIGHT NOW?!?!

Alice: She said she had noticed that you and I are close and she wanted to know about you. What your name is, what you teach, how long you’ve been working here, if you were single.

Dorcas: She did not ask that.

Remus: Dorcas, shut up forever. Alice is talking. Alice, my love, please continue.

Alice: I may have invited her to eat lunch with us.

Dorcas: Uh…

Lily: You did what?

Alice: She’s new, Lily. I’m trying to help her make friends.

Lily: You did it, didn’t you.

Alice: ummm

Lily: YOU TOLD HER SHE COULD BRING JAMES POTTER, DIDN’T YOU

Alice: He’s her friend. I couldn’t exclude him.

Lily: I never thought this would happen to me. To be betrayed so thoroughly by my own friends. I don’t even have the words.

Alice: Who knows, it might be fun?

Remus: I’m so excited I could burst

Dorcas: Is it legal to drink on campus in the middle of the day?

Remus: Unfortunately not. Trust me, I’ve tried.

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Marlene McKinnon to Dorcas Meadowes

Marlene: It was nice of all of you to invite me to lunch. I know it was probably awkward for all of you to have to spend time with a stranger. But I really appreciated it.

Dorcas: No problem. You’re always welcome.

Marlene: Maybe… we could go get something to eat off campus sometime?

Dorcas: Yeah, of course. We go to the bar on Wright all the time.

Marlene: Oh, I meant like… just you and me. Actually.

Dorcas: Oh.

Marlene: Yeah. Did I guess wrong?

Dorcas: Guess wrong?

Marlene: About you being into women?

Dorcas: Ohhhh…

Marlene: ??

Dorcas: What did you have in mind? For our date?

Marlene: Wait, is that a yes?

Dorcas: I expect like, first class treatment, because I’ve seen you in action now. Anyone who can wrangle James Potter like that is someone who deserves knowing. So yeah. It’s a yes.

Marlene: Yay! Okay, you won’t regret it!

Marlene: Also, my friend is in love with Lupin.

Dorcas: wait, James?

Marlene: Lol. Nah, James is still hung up on Lily. She’s wonderful, by the way. Tell her I’m grateful she was so kind. I know about what James did last year, so I can understand her bitterness. Fucking funny, though, to see it in person.

Marlene: It’s my other friend, Sirius. He owns the tattoo parlor, Cannis Major, on Levi.

Dorcas: Hmm. Well, let me know what I can do. I’m sure we can get them in the same room at some point.

Marlene: Are you offering to meddle in people’s lives?

Dorcas: Is that okay?

Marlene: Dorcas Meadowes, I’m pretty sure I’m already halfway in love with you.

Dorcas: Thank god.

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This has been in my ask box for literal months. I’m sorry @tonftyhw !! I had finals and stress and I don’t know how to write. I hope this makes you smile though.

Clarifier for who teaches what if anyone is interested:

Lily-History

Remus-Literature

Dorcas-Art (painting)

Alice-Math

James-Chemistry

Marlene-Engineering/Physics

Sirius owns a tattoo shop because I will die for that AU every time. And Peter works with him, kind of like the brains of the business.

Should I write more of this? It was so fun lol

#my writing #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #james potter #lily evans #peter pettigrew #dorcas x marlene #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #alice longbottom #text conversations

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((the long-awaited continuation of this. Also fits the prompt for @silversickles‘ minifest: pranks.))

“So,” Lily says, casually taking a sip of her drink. “Who did you give your number?”

“What-,” Remus sputters, “How did you know I gave someone my number?”

Lily grins at him. “I didn’t. But also, you’ve been fiddling with your phone for hours now. So, who did you give your number?”

“I didn’t.”

Lily’s grins only becomes wider. “You’ve been here for what, a week? You certainly don’t waste any time.”

“Yes,” Remus says, grasping at straws. “Only a week. Which means you don’t know me well enough to ask this.”

Green eyes stare at him, unwavering, until, once again, Lily laughs at him. “Nice try.”

“Thank you. Anyway, what did you have for Slughorn’s tes-”

“Who is it, Remus?”

A sigh escapes Remus lips. “Okay, so, remember when you told me about the marauders, and that ‘I should just be careful’ even though they are ‘good people’.”

Lily slaps a hand over her mouth, her eyes sparkling. “Tell me you didn’t.”

Defeated, he looks at the floor. “I did. But, in my defense, Sirius Black is hot.”

“James Potter is hot too, and you don’t see me giving him my number, do you?”

Remus simply raises an eyebrow, because while he may know Lily for only a week, it’s already very obvious that Lily wouldn’t pass up on the opportunity to score a date with James Potter (she calls him hot a little too often for him to think otherwise.).

Lily shoves him in response. “Shut up.”

Remus does, and in the silence that follows, he hears the tell-tale ping of a notification. Lily looks at him, wide-eyed. Remus looks back, then picks up the phone.

Unknown number (15:15): Hey Remus, this is Sirius.

Unknown number (15:15): From detention.

“I can’t believe that worked.” Lily says from where she’s breathing over Remus shoulder, “You’re cute, I can see that, but what would you even have done if he wasn’t interested?”

Remus just shrugs, a move that, unfortunately, doesn’t manage to move Lily back to a normal position. “I could always have pretended to be someone else.”

Lily’s eyes start light up. “You should still do that. He deserves it for making you wait so long. Plus, it would be funny.”

He considers it, for a moment, and then before he knows it he has typed something out. Lily presses send before he can delete it.

Remus (15:16): Dear Sirius, unfortunately I do not know this Remus you speak of... Could it be you have the wrong number? Also, I know this is not my place to say, but school is important! You can’t learn while in detention. - Kind regards, Bertha Smith.

“You just did that.” Lily giggles. “You got the tone of an older grandma exactly right, too.”

“Thank you.” Remus says, who is still not sure why he send that, but he has to agree with Lily: it is funny.

Sirius: oh

Sirius: yes, it must’ve been a wrong number

Lily, from her place on Remus shoulder (exactly the place where one of those little cartoon devils would be) pokes him in the shoulder. “I bet he’s really disappointed right now.”

“Yeah, sure.” Remus says, sarcasm dripping off of every syllable.

“Dude, he messaged you, of course he’s disappointed.”

Again, his phone ping’ed.

Sirius: thanks for telling me

Remus: Dear Sirius, of course! Did you get Remus’ number, after all? -Kind regards, Bertha Smith.

“You, Remus Lupin, are cruel.”

Sirius (15:21): I didn’t, but what can you do

“Oh yes, Lily, you were right, the disappointment practically oozes off him.”

Sirius: Did you, by the way, know that in texting you do not have to greet someone or sign off?

Remus: Dear Sirius, you don’t? - Kind regards, Bertha Smith.

“Can’t believe he’s trying to teach this grandma texting etiquette. Maybe I understand what you see in him.”

Sirus: no, because it’s already obvious who is texting whom

“I take it back, did he seriously just use ‘whom’, what a nerd.”

Sirius: you do you though

Remus: Like this?

Sirius: Exactly! :D

“Fuck, fuck, fuck.”

Lily immediately gets off his shoulder to look him in the eye. “What is it?”

“Why the fuck do I think that emoji is this cute? I’m serious, it felt like my heart skipped a beat for a second.”

She rolls her eyes. “You’re fine, just crushing very hard.”

“Those two things can’t possibly co-exist.”

Lily lays a hand on his shoulder. “Look, buddy, this has been very funny, but I think it’s time you stop procrastinating and confess who you are.”

“Fine.”

Remus: Dear Sirius, thanks very much for your help, but I’d like to sign off one last time. -Kind regards, Remus Lupin.

Sirius: WHAT THE-

Sirius: wait you really are Remus and not Bertha, right?

Remus: well, technically I was also Bertha.

Remus: but yes I am Remus

Remus: Hi

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK

Sirius: I’ll admit you got me good

Remus: thank you

Remus: would you still like to go on a date sometime?

Sirius: yes please

Lily high-fived him.

#well dan i hope you like it!#the thing with Remus getting heart palpitations from a simple emoji actually happened to me and I wasn't even crushing on that person #but still i was crushed by the adorableness #wolfstar #ficlet #i think ill merge those two ficlets together on ao3 #my writing #remus lupin x sirius black #remus lupin #sirius black #lily evans #anyway if you think Lily is crushing on james no she isnt yes she is no <3 #marauders era #wolfstar fanfiction #silversicklesminifest #anyway Sirius fell in love with him the moment he realized he was being pranked i dont make the rules #i said i would post something that wasnt spn related and look!#mywriting

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