Rose: Why are you still drinking? It's 10 in the morning.
Izuru: I know what it'll feel like when I stop, so, I'm just gonna stay a little drunk... forever.
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Puar: Bulma loves Yamcha. I know this because I know her better than you.
Vegeta: False. When you've had sexual congress with someone and you've peered into their soul at the exact moment of fulfillment-
Everyone else: *groans*
Goku: No, no. Let's hear him out.
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Tsuna: I don’t want to hurt their feelings.
Reborn: Hurt their feel—do you just walk around all day thinking about other people’s feelings?
Tsuna: Yeah. Don’t you?
Reborn: No. How do you get anything done?
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Hera: Zeus doesn’t have a life plan. He doesn’t have a day plan. I once found a note that he wrote to himself that said, ‘Put on pants.’
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Cass: Since you won't be able to contact me for a month, I've left a complementary bowl of advice.
Cass: For instance, "Mako, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
Mako: That's what's up. That's what's up. E'r'day, e'r'day.
AuDy: Mako, stop doing that.
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Apollo: You fell in love with me the first time you saw me?
Dionysus: Yeah, first time.
Apollo: Really because for me it was way later.
Dionysus: Okay yeah *kisses him*
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i am so obsessed with how like. taken as read the ot3 are at this point. like on the one hand it feels like they've been building up to this for ages but on the other hand it kind of feels like i blinked and we skipped right past some Major Turning Point where everything got spelled out and we're just already in firmly Established Relationship-land. obviously tarvek is too well-protected for anyone to assassinate openly, look how angry his boyfriend and girlfriend are at the idea of anyone threatening him. at this point i'm half-convinced agatha's just going to refer to her boyfriends in passing to someone else and no one's even going to comment on it until van finds out twenty pages later and immediately starts making everyone pay up
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Mizuiro, about Keigo: He will believe anything.
Keigo: That's not true, Mizuiro.
Mizuiro: My real name is Jamal.
Keigo, excited: It is?
Mizuiro: No, my name is not Jamal! You know that!
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Piccolo: I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be like your guide.
Gohan: Like Gandalf through Middle Earth?
Piccolo: Okay, first of all, let's take the Lord of the Rings references and put them in a deep, dark cave where no one will ever find them.
Gohan: Except Smeagol. He lives in caves.
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BILL GOT THE GYATT🥵
-Anyway sorry for not posting today
-I was calling my friends for 4 hours
I WILL POST 5 MORE POSTS TODAY TO MAKE IT UP TO YALL<3
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