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ace-disgrace-withamace · 1 year

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‘Why do you make sex jokes if you’re asexual? Doenst that mean you want sex’

Bestie I can make jokes about being impaled on a spike medieval torture style, doesn’t mean I want to

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arrowheadedbitch · 6 months

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Oh, I'm actually a sex-repulsed ALLOsexual, sorry for the confusion. No, yeah, yeah, no ,it's its Christian guilt, yeah...

#allosexuality #ace flux #asexual #sex repulsed #grosssss #sex joke #christian guilt

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unrelatedsideblog · 20 days

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I want to do things to this man

#that back deserves some scratches #I have decided that on this blog I can be just as as Sanji would be over me #so yeah #one piece #black leg sanji #vinsmoke sanji #he is not a vinsmoke >:(#shokugeki no sanji #sanji #sex joke #tw suggestive #cw suggestive

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marksandrec · 1 year

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Marks and Rec: Misc #2497

(Dialogue from dave_schilling on twitter.) (Shane and Ryan actually did say the part in the bed screencap, tho.)

#ghost files #ghoul boys #ryan bergara #shane madej #watcher #incorrect quotes #marks and rec misc #source: twitter #vid: the haunting of hobo hill house #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #sex joke

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radiyostatic · 26 days

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swibbledib

#suggestive #sex joke #swibbledib #swibbledib regretevator

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madmutts · 6 months

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I cursed leonardo

(Muahah-)

HSJFJSJF I SAW HE TXTD ME ABOUT IT 😭

#angelo txt #hea au #inbox answer #sex joke #HDJFJD???#EHAT DO I TAG THIS WITH #molestation joke #?????#rape joke #??????????#IDK #😭😭😭😭

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indeedgoodman · 18 days

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sadsoggysocks · 2 months

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I did a thing.

I’m sorry.

#hazbin hotel #video editing #lute #angel dust #charlie morningstar #vaggie #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel adam #adam #Don’t repost without credit #I made this in fucking I movie #it took forever #vox #valentino #Velvet #hazbin spoilers #nsft humor #sex joke #putting that there so it can hopefully trigger some blacklists if people who will be uncomfortable with this video

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toldasor · 4 months

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Do you think the dagannoth kings ever explored eachother's bodies?

#rambling #osrs #runescape #sex joke

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plasmalink · 5 months

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"petplay" no I said setplay. I am doing okizeme on you, I put a big orb on top of you. block this overhead

#196 #sex joke #fighting games #fgc #kum haehyun

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dorakoryusei · 1 month

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Wait... pregnant, you two... did... you ... i mean that you went and... you ... did you... you... uhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sex happens between adults, hope this helps.

#rotomblr #archer posts #asks #anon #sex joke

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thegayneurodivergentagenda · 11 months

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Pran having sex in the forest makes the following things canon (attached: rationale)

1. Pran's thing for cleanliness is not an OCD thing.

If it were then they wouldn't have been able to save sex. The obsession/compulsion would not have allowed it to happen. He never complains about Pat's overall hygiene as much as he gets dirty with games and fights on the regular. If he didn't like filth, this man would not have sucked a finger to BEGIN courting the man of his dreams.

Which means we can safely assume that it is in relation to their Feral Musky Scented Hoe-ness.

2. Pran's Feral Being has a single switch: a sweaty Pat.

Pran's attempt at distance from any form of Fragrant Pat is to avoid unleasing his Feral Self (refer to this for more information) on Pat. Every single of his attempts to make Pat work for it is to make him sweat. This is as dirty as the written word can be. He's a man on a mission and he will not shake the cottage unless he succeeds.

3. Pran Parakul Siridechewat is Snow white if Snow white had sex with Prince Charming next to the seven dwarfs sleeping 20 meters away from them. Separated by a thin layer of tent-sheet. IN THE FOREST ON ONE (1) MEAL.

The thing about being with Pat and the universally accepted idea about him having zero refraction period is that the sex lasts a while. And is loud. And involves multiple denials and rewards. And could potentially be saving the brain rot from reaching Symbolic analysis level. Because HOW DO I GET OVER THE FACT THAT THEY HAD SEX WITH VIRTUALLY EVERYONE PRESENT/IN AUDIBLE RANGE.