Okay I was gonna make a post about Gerry being a cat guy but the more I think about it honestly it just feels like Gertrude *is* his cat.
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"knight posting" this and "guard posting" that. i'm the princess's trusted handmaid who provides her advice and comfort in my soothing, low-class style. i am saying things like "if you don't mind me speaking out of turn, my lady..." and sharing fairy tales and lullabies my sad mother taught me. also i am fucking the jester.
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wednesday is so fucking whipped for enid it’s hilarious. it’s a known fact that wednesday doesn’t listen to anybody. BUT the MOMENT enid tells her to do something, she goes and does it.
enid tells wednesday to go apologize to thing? wednesday instantly walks off and does exactly that.
enid doesn’t like wednesday’s crime board? fine, she’ll move it to eugene’s bee shed.
enid wants wednesday to wear the snood? alright, she’ll wear it to a murder investigation…or a funeral all because she doesn’t want to hurt her sunshine gf’s feelings.
wednesday addams is whipped and the possibility of her ever interacting with another character like she does enid is zero to none.
case closed.
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family portrait :D young sam and sybil are behaving themselves and vimes is throwing a hissy fit because they tried to make him wear the helmet
[id: a digital painting of three people sitting for a portrait in a domestic interior. young sam is standing with his hands behind his back and beaming proudly. vimes is standing behind him with his hand on his shoulder, wearing a shiny military uniform and a surly expression. sybil is sitting on the right with an arm around young sam, smiling at the viewer. a plumed helmet is sitting on a table on the left. end id.]
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I know people have already joked about Live Sister Reaction but the look on Roy's sister's face when Jamie explains his gift is so funny
that's not a "oh wow how thoughtful" or a "oh they really are best friends" look, or even a "wow that's going to mean a lot to Roy" look, that's a "holy shit, Roy, this man is in love with you" look
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Dick: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t adopt.”
Jason: “I’m not his real kid. He didn’t avenge me, he doesn’t really love me.”
Tim: “I’m not his real kid. I forced my way into this family when he was grieving his actual son, he never wanted me.”
Damian: “I might be the blood son, but I’m not his real kid. I’m the only one he didn’t choose.
Duke: “I’m not his real kid. I’m the odd one out in this family, and technically I still have my parents.
Stephanie: “…”
Stephanie: “Every day I thank God I’m not his real kid.”
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