#sm on crack

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

#Exept will understood and went 'oh that's hot' like the criminally insane queer that he is <3 #love him sm #They both broke into Bedelia's dms togther #doxed her #and called it their honeymoon #hope they never change <3 #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #netflix #hannibal netflix #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #renew hannibal #revive hannibal #hannibal crack

[onlyjaeyun]

𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐃 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 – 𝟏𝟕

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐒𝐄𝐕𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐍: 𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 ❤️

⤥ 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐒𝐮𝐧𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐧 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

⤥ 𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐡𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬!𝐀𝐔

⤥ 𝐬𝐲𝐧𝐨𝐩𝐬𝐢𝐬: 𝐀 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐛𝐫𝐨𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐚𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐰𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐠𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞, 𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐬. 𝐀 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐬𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐬 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐰𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧 𝐮𝐧𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐲'𝐬 𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤.

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(A/N: if you can't tell this is one of my infamous zadie fillers since the next chapter will be the bday party 🤭 im pretty sure there won't be an update tomo since the bday chap will be a written (and a quite long one) so i need a bit of extra time for that!!!! i hope you guys enjoyed this and thank you so, so much for all the love babies🥺 i love and appreciate you all so so so much!!!💗🫧)

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#enhypen social media au #enhypen smau #enhypen sm au #enhypen x female reader #enhypen x reader #enhypen writers #enhypen crack #enhypen angst #enhypen smut #park sunghoon x female reader #park sunghoon smau #park sunghoon social media au #park sunghoon angst #park sunghoon x reader #park sunghoon smut #park sunghoon

[nheystyle]

shhhhhhh

art by @nheyguys

#sp stanky #south park comic #sp style #style south park #south park fanart #stan x kyle #south park #sp style comic #sm #nheyguys #nhaigen #sp #kb #<3 #crack baby athletic association

[fan-fricking-fiction]

Pit babe ft. commentary textposts

#pit babe #pit babe the series #i love y'all sm #i live for the tumblr bl drama commentary #bl textposts #bl crack #charlie x babe #charliebabe #alan x jeff #alanjeff #bl drama #thai bl

[halothanic]

you could have anyone you want, why would you wanna be with me? you know i'm nothing special—

redraw of this piece from 2020, because i've been enjoying playing the update with my bf so much and i couldn't resist using it as a warmup

take my sebastian playlist from that time while you're at it!

#stardew valley #sebastian stardew #sdv sebastian #sebastian stardew valley #stardew valley sebastian #my art #redraw #jealous by eyedress will always be my voice claim for him. love him sm. also my bf is Literally Him so let's just say i lucked out fellas #arcade gannon x sebastian sdv crack pairing <— us fr

[ad0rechuu]

MY FRIENDS AS CAKES; A THREAD. ━━ OBEY ME p2

warnings. ━━━━━ mentions of food, swearing, death, all the fun stuff

masterlist | part one

notes. (solomon is younger than everyone but luke btw) i’m working on an ateez smau and a long form obey me series so enjoy this in the mean time ^_^ thank u for all the love on the previous part it was my first post so it’s been really lovely and overwhelming!! i’ll make a part three when the new character become official playables or i’ll just learn more about them because i’m only on lesson 60

#ad0rechuu — works #obey me #obey me smau #obey me one master to rule them all #obey me shall we date #obey me social media au #obey me crack #obey me x reader #obey me x mc #obey me twitter #obey me sm au #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me au #obey me fic #obey me humor #obey me mc

[lyrichi]

Imagine being mc, and you're just chilling in your kitchen cause you live alone. You're in your i-woke-up-to-be-here fit, glasses off and retainers out, hair out of the way messily yet conveniently. And you're just standing in the middle of your kitchen, small pot in your left hand and a wood spoon in your right.

Eating some pasta quietly with the same utensils you used to make the pasta so you didn't have to wash more dishes by putting it in a bowl and getting a fork. Then suddenly you're teleported somewhere that isn't your bland apartment kitchen with buzzing white lights above you. It takes you a minute to realise that anything has happened, shoveling your tasty homemade pasta into your mouth with a wooden spoon.

You look up, making eye contact with some dude with his arms crossed, his hair short and black, and standing about half a foot taller than you. At least that was what you could make out through blurry vision. Pasta strands hanging from your mouth, you eat them quickly while staring directly at this man whom you find conventionally attractive despite just meeting him, if you would even call this a meeting.

Your voice somewhat hoarse from not talking for about two and a half days and from eating off of a wooden spoon, you speak in a tone that is almost sarcastic, yet is questioning. You sound neutral, being caught like a deer in headlights in your most nobody's-gonna-see-me state.

"Who the fuck're you?" You'd say, blinking a few times and having to force your eyes to adjust to the shift in lighting that you had only now noticed, and your voice slightly muffled from the pasta sauce stuck to the roof of your mouth. Your organs rolling like a rotisserie chicken in confusion, almost making your stomach hurt.

You settle your right hand, loosely placing the wooden spoon into the pot, it being about half full of hot-n-ready pasta. Your left wrist feels sore from holding up the pot, but in your delayed confusion you barely feel it, doing mental gymnastics in order to figure out where the fuck you had ended up.

You just wanted some pasta. Now where were you?

#lol I CANNOT sleep #cooking omgg #not really it's deadass 3:43 am #love insomnia sm omGG #yeah ok #here you go #oh also just cause I suck at writing inserts #mc description is loosely based on myself #lol #okay #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me #obey me crack #obey me mc

[chrisrin]

TAVROS :D !!!

#homestuck #gemstuck #hs #tavros nitram #chris doodles #i love him sooo much i love him so much i adore him sm #his cracked gem has essentially made it impossible for his legs to properly form #so he wears the limb enhancers #i like to imagine when he ends up getting with everyone dirk (as a bismuth) helps upkeep them #dirk appreciates doing work on objects made to help people rather than to harm them

[sarahinara]

heads go BONK

(inspired by this fic !!)

#red vs blue #rvb #agent washington #agent maine #washmaine #mainewash #rvb wash #rvb maine #my art #(the dialogue in the > < symbols is supposed to b maine msging wash) #i have so many thoughts.... #i love wash and maine sm #platonically or romantically i LOVE the idea of them being partnered during pfl #and just being best bros #wash understanding all of maine's lil growls #maine lookin out for his stubborn crack shot cockroach #ALSO SIDEBAR FUCK HALO ARMOR #i cannot believe the first thing i do after finals is make myself draw HALO ARMOR #worth it tho

[tantok]

Hello J&H community. Did you miss me

#i haven't drawn them. in FOREVER!!!!! #made sm small changes but y'all will see hehe #oh my god #and now the tagging begins... #cracks KNUCKLES #dr jekyll and mr hyde #jekyll and hyde #dr jekyll #dr. jekyll and mr. hyde #the strange case of dr.jekyll and mr.hyde #the strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #strange case of dr jekyll and mr hyde #mr hyde #dr. jekyll #mr. hyde #edward hyde #oh my god it keeps going #henry jekyll #dr henry jekyll #mr edward hyde #dr. henry jekyll #mr. edward hyde #my art #traditonal art #gothic horror #gothic literature #gothic lit art

[thatabitcryptic]

They’re a family hehe

#literally can’t draw sans without cracking up like omg it’s sands undertol jddkdkdkd #papyrus #papyrus undertale #flowey #flowey the flower #sans #sans undertale #frisk #frisk dreemurr #alphys #she’s sooo cute I love her sm #ngl I really like how I drew paps here… dogy vibes wtf #chess.pieces

[profoundmakerdreamerss-blog]

Is it just me or we barely have any tomarry heist au's??? Like, imagine them teaming up and breaking into places — Tom doing the planning/breaking in and Harry doing the stealing and making plans on his feet if they have any problems. Imagine, everyone is after them but no one knows who they are — and they are ALWAYS successful.

#nah but seriously we need more tomarrys where they just fw people together #imagine them pulling heists #imagine instead of becoming dark lord or cop they just became thiefs™ or menace to the society ™ #the crack #the adrenaline #the acrobats LMAO #just it'll be sm fun 😭😭 #tomarry #harry potter #tom riddle #that time they decided to rob the malfoys™ #imagine the purebloods fams just fearing they will be next #it's just them vs the world #idc i just need need heist fics. thanks

[mimikyuno]

all the middle fingers in girls band cry ep 1 🖕🏻🎸🌸

#alskdjdkjdrhfjalsjd my wife and i were cracking up #also the cgi is not bad at all? i loved this first ep sm #girls band cry #mine

[fan-fricking-fiction]

Pit babe ft. commentary textposts

special shout out to @supanuts, i live for your posts

#i'm once again here to say #i love y'all sm #i live for the tumblr bl drama commentary #also @supanuts the fact that the second half is all your posts is a coincidence i swear #i love your posts what can i say #bl crack #bl textposts #pit babe #pit babe the series #charlie x babe #charliebabe #alan x jeff #alanjeff #thai bl

[edgarallanpoestan]

something really entertaining to me is how roier just Cannot keep a secret from jaiden. like he tries hiding something and she goes "okay :)" and hes like "okay you broke me heres everything i know" like,,,

#bee buzzes #qsmp #jaiden #roier #i love their dynamic sm dude #thinking specifically abt las casualonas #and how he cracked IMMEDIATELY for no reason #he gave her access to his basement area just bc #he lets her know every detail of his life bc theyre family and it kills be every time

[moonlikestodrawsstuff]

A drawing i did of lizzie and joels bakery from @amethystfairy1 through the sky blue cracks au!

(I will probably colour this in later)

#moment of silence for the rip in the page #ik that the scarf thing happened in the overcity but my brain kinda went: #grian simp joel simp jimmy simp pearl and lizzie are done with their shit #also #I LOVE THIS AU SM AYCSHCSJVUV ITS SO GOOD IT KEEPS ME FED #through the sky blue cracks #lizzie ldshadowlady #lizzie ldshadowlady fanart #joel smallishbeans #grianmc #pearlescentmoon #jimmy solidarity #grian #smallishbeans #solidaritygaming