#source: tuff puppy

[movietimegirl]

Grogu: Ugh, when is Dad coming home? He's been gone for 12 hours.

Boba: Actually, your father has only been gone for 20 minutes.

Grogu: Well, in Grogu years, it's 12 hours.

#the mandalorian #grogu #din djarin #din grogu #boba fett #star wars #uncle boba #disney plus #disney+ #grogu djarin #mandalorian #incorrect quotes #incorrect mandalorian quotes #source: Tuff puppy

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: You’re going to prison for a long time, Rumlow.

Nat: Prison’s too good for him. I have a better idea.

*Later*

Peter: You’re toxic, I’m slipping under. Taste of your lips, I’m on a riiiiii-

Rumlow: MAKE IT STOP!

#source: tuff puppy #natasha romanoff #incorrect natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect wanda maximoff #incorrect mcu quotes #wandanat #incorrect wandanat #wanda x natasha #peter parker #incorrect peter parker #spider family

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Everyone: Surprise!

Mona Lisa: AHH!!

Mona Lisa: *pulls out a gun and starts shooting everything*

Everyone: …

Raph: …H-Happy Birthday, babe.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: tuff puppy #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #mona lisa #raphael

[weirdkev27]

Heron: (placing tile) That's schmoodled, for 370 points!

Bradford: That's not a word! Use it in a sentence.

(Heron blasts Bradford)

Heron: There. I schmoodled Bradford.

#black heron #bradford buzzard #incorrect ducktales quotes #source: tuff puppy

[incorrect-joseimuke]

Villain: Throw in your beautiful princess and it's a deal.

MC: What are we gonna do X? We'd never find anyone beautiful in such short notice!

The Boys: ....

#touken ranbu #bungou to alchemist #twisted wonderland #hypnosis mic #senjuushi #senjuushi rhodoknight #incorrect quotes #source: tuff puppy #mean mc #tw feminization

[optimusprime3000]

Adventurer: Without Blackberry, I'd be lost.

Adventurer, yelling: Hey, Blackberry! Where am I?

Blackberry, down the hall: Snack room.

Adventurer: Thanks!

Adventurer: See?!

#cookie run #adventurer cookie #blackberry cookie #adventurer x blackberry #advenberry #incorrect quotes #source: tuff puppy

[hxuse-xf-black]

Crabbe: Without Draco, I’d be lost.

Crabbe, yelling: Hey, Draco! Where am I?

Draco, from the corridor: The Great Hall.

Crabbe: Thanks!

Crabbe: See?!

(source: T.U.F.F. Puppy)

#source: tuff puppy #submission #vincent crabbe #draco malfoy #incorrect harry potter #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes harry potter #incorrect slytherin quotes #slytherin #incorrect slytherin #golden trio era #incorrect golden trio quotes #golden trio #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes

[incorrectpups]

Rocky, on the phone: Hello?

Marshall: Yes, is "Anita Bath" there?

Rocky: Anita Bath?

Marshall: You sure do!

[Marshall and the other pups start laughing]

#paw patrol #paw patrol incorrect quotes #paw patrol marshall #paw patrol rocky #source: tuff puppy

[incorrectlooneytunesquotes]

(During karaoke night)

Porky, on the mic: row row your ra-ra-ra-ra

Yosemite Sam, from the crowd: YOUR BOAT

Porky: keep your shirt on c-c-cowboy I was getting to that

#submission #porky pig #yosemite sam #source: tuff puppy

[ladymiraclewings]

[Playing Scrabble]

Tony: That’s “schmoodled” for 370 points!

Bucky: That’s not a word! Use it in a sentence!

[Raph hits Bucky]

Tony: There. I schmoodled Bucky.

#super wings #super wings incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: tuff puppy #bucky #tony

[mlgneverdies]

Kitty: I really like Eminem.

Dudley: I prefer Skittles.

Kitty: No, like, the rapper--

Dudley: Why would you eat the wrapper??

#tuff puppy #dudley x kitty #dudley puppy #kitty katswell #incorrect quote #source: unknown

[incorrectcartoonquotes]

Dudley: Keswick needs help.

Kitty: You're just realizing this now?

Dudley: No, I mean help with girls.

Kitty: Again, you're just realizing this now?

#submission #source: liv and maddie #tuff puppy #nickelodeon #dudley puppy #kitty katswell #keswick tuff puppy

[incorrect-wandanat]

Wanda: Natty. Natty. I can’t sleep. Will you tell me a bedtime story?

Nat: Once upon a time, I hit a witch with a clock!

Wanda: …Suddenly I’m ready for bed.

#source: tuff puppy #natasha romanoff #incorrect natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect wanda maximoff #incorrect mcu quotes #wandanat #incorrect wandanat #wanda x natasha

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[Playing Scrabble]

Raph: That's "schmoodled" for 370 points!

Donnie: That's not a word! Use it in a sentence!

[Raph hits Donnie]

Raph: There. I schmoodled Donnie.

#submission #thank you for the submission <3 #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: tuff puppy #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #donatello

[prowl-mun]

Dudley Puppy: So that's why I always feel an overbearing presence just out of my field of vision, watching and judging my every move!

Kitty Katswell: That's me, Dudley.

#incorrect tuff puppy quotes #tuff puppy #source: sam and max #Dudley Puppy #Kitty Katswell

[fluffyselfships]

i used to be a big fan of tuff puppy when i was a kid ( fuck butch fartman btw) also i may self ship w a tuff puppy character its not dudley dw!

oh bro same hat 😭 i am reclaiming it bc i said so ❤️❤️ ALSO WORD?? WHOMST IS IT

Loveeee bonding w/ people who ship characters of the same source as one of my f/os <33

#mod cosmic