#source: two and a half men

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: You look like my first wife.

Caitlyn: Wait, how many times have you been married?

Vi: None yet.

Caitlyn:

Vi:

Caitlyn: Oh my God.

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Sausage: I keep having this nagging feeling that I forgot something.

Joel: If you forgot, then it wasn't important.

Sausage: Yeah, I guess.

Hermes, standing in the pouring rain:

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[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Xena: You look like my first wife.

Gabrielle: Wait, how many times have you been married?

Xena: None yet.

Gabrielle:

Xena:

Gabrielle: Oh my God.

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[hawkinsincorrect]

Karen: You know, it wouldn’t kill you to talk to your father once in a while.

Mike: We don’t know that.

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[capndragn94]

Scorpia: Well, I had a very nice time.

Catra: Sure, you got to inform my bride-to-be and the entire Alliance that you had sex with me before you had sex with Perfuma!

Scorpia: I was just telling Adora I know how lucky she is.

Perfuma: Nevertheless, Honey, it was not an appropriate toast.

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Pietro: I’m looking for my sister.

Bartender: Drunk redhead?

Pietro: Well, she isn’t always a redhead.

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[incorrect-malfoys]

Narcissa: I wish there was a better way to deal with Bellatrix

Lucius: There is, but we’re all too pretty for jail

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[incorrect-targon-quotes]

Leona: You look like my first wife.

Diana: Wait, how many times have you been married?

Leona: None yet.

Diana:

Leona:

Diana: Oh my God.

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[crybabycunt]

(looking at a website dedicated to thirsting after Yelena)

Yelena: 'I would let Yelena break my back like a glow sti'--okay, I've had enough of this. How do I delete this whole thing?

Kate: You can't delete a website. The only person who can delete it is the person who created it.

Yelena: Well, how do I find out who created it?

Kate: Now, let's see, huh? Okay, uh... okay, the domain is the property of a company in the Cayman Islands called... (chuckling): Yelena Belova Can Run Me Over, Ltd.

Yelena: I can what?!

Kate: They sell t-shirts and coffee mugs!

Kate: (clicking) Add to cart.

Yelena: Heyy! Don't!

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[incorrectcabensonquotes]

Olivia: You know, it wouldn't kill you to be nice to Cassidy once in a while.

Alex: We don't know that.

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[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Cassandra, about Vi: Caitlyn, if you continue to see this girl it will hurt me deeply.

Caitlyn: I might have to marry her.

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[incorrect-esmp-quotes]

Katherine: You know, it wouldn't kill you to be nice to Shelby once in a while.

Joey: We don't know that.

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[resident-wof-expert]

Snowfall: I feel like I'm forgetting something.

Lynx: If you forgot it, then it wasn't important.

Snowfall: You're probably right.

Icicle: *still in the dungeons, awaiting judgment for the past 6+ months*

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[incorrect-xena-quotes]

Callisto: You know, Xena, there’s a special section in Hell reserved for people like you.

Xena: That’s good, because I’d hate to have to stand on line.

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[jasonstodds]

Jason Todd: I’m sorry, Dick, but I'm gonna have to knock you out.

Bruce Wayne, entering the room: Hello?

Jason Todd: Dad, thank God you're here.

Bruce Wayne: Ugh, I don't need your sarcasm, Jason.

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[totallycorrectlovquotes]

Fuyumi: You know, it wouldn’t kill you to talk to our father once in a while.

Dabi: We don’t know that.

#source: two and a half men #fuyumi todoroki #dabi #touya todoroki #incorrect quotes #bnha incorrect quotes #league of villains #my hero academia #boku no hero academia