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Harold: What?! F-flirting?! So you finally reveal your ultimate feelings! W-well! I'm a man with very high standards!
Duncan: I have zero redeeming qualities.
Harold: Oh no! That humility... it reminds me of... myself! YOU'RE MEETING ALL MY STANDARDS!
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incorrect-losers · 11 days
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Bill: Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same…
Bill: Except you don't exist?
Bill: Everything functions perfectly without you…
Bill: Ha, ha…
Bill: The thought terrifies me
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sayssnape · 1 year
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bellatrix: one time snape came over here. all he did was lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes. i don't really like that guy, but i admire his lifestyle.
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Howdy: I can't go to Hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
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danganronpafakes · 7 months
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I can't go to Hell. I'm all out of vacation days.
Source: Undertale (2015)
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Finnick: I have high standards.
Annie: [smiles]
Finnick: Oh no, she's meeting all of my standards.
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uncorrectintamed · 1 year
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"One time Wei Wuxian came over here. All he did was lie seductively on the piano and drink wine. I don't really like that guy but I admire his lifestyle."
- a yunmeng citizen (probably)
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Sam: One time Tony came over here. All he did was lie seductively on the piano and feed himself grapes. I don’t really like that guy, but I admire his lifestyle.
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Order, for the sake of the whole world... I, AGENT 8, will strike you down!
-Eight during the Overlorder Phase 4 intro
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mamaspidershit · 1 year
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Natasha: Go to hell.
Peter: I can’t go to hell. I’m all out of vacation days.
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Remus: I don't need friends! I've got knives! [hurls their knife]
Logan: [dodges]
Remus: ...
Logan: ...
Remus: I'm...out of knives.
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resident-wof-expert · 2 months
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Winter: I have very high standards!
Moon: I like scavengers.
Winter, falling in love instantly: Oh no! You're meeting all of my standards!!!
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kitweewoos · 7 days
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Barnaby: Hm, Forklift Certified? Of course, what do you take me for? I'm also Spoonlift Certified, Knifelift Certified, Chopsticks Certified, Tongslift Certified-
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starlightshadowsworld · 5 months
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Kunikida: I'm a person with very high standards.
Dazai: Hey Kunikida holds up Kunikida's wallet I'm buying us lunch!
Kunikida:... Oh no he's meeting all of my standards...
Dazai: What was that?
Kunikida: I said give me back my wallet!
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