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Engineer: *baring his teeth in a technical smile* Today I learnt that it's possible to play the guitar perfectly while shivering in rage. Now, that's talent.
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Tavros: hEY, dAVE, i JUST PUT OUT A NEW SINGLE,,, wHAT DO YOU THINK
Dave: my dude you got that hidden talent! now keep it hidden!
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Luzhin: *says anything*
Raskolnikov: Nobody cares.
Luzhin: Be silent, keep your forked tongue behind its teeth, I have not passed through fire and death to exchange words with a witless worm!
Raskolnikov: Blow me
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Jiang Cheng: Always stand up for yourself - never pass up the opportunity to escalate a minor disagreement into life-changing violence.
(Source)
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Elwin: Sophie, be really careful! You’re just recovering from your last near death experienc-
Sophie: I have ONE shield and ONE stick and I WILL fight god with it.
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Bossk: My hungry ass couldn't be a brain surgeon
Embo:
Embo: What do you mean?
Embo: What do you mean by that?
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Number 6: My hungry ass could never be a brain surgeon.
Koichi: What do you mean? What do you mean by that???
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"Had a brain-eating amoeba once; poor fella died of hungry."
- Airheaded
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Seungkwan: Were you friends with Jeonghan in school?
Jisoo: *flings briefcase across the room, flips over a table, falls down a flight of stairs* WHAT NO HAHA NO WAY WHAT MAKES YOU SAY THAT???
Seungkwan: ...Subtle.
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Jason: I love stories where the plot is just ‘fuck this one guy in particular.’
Annabeth: I think that’s called a protagonist.
Percy: I think that’s called life.
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Eddie: *covered head to toe in tree sap, paint and glitter* Mornin', Mr Frankly!
Frank: *thinking* This guy looks like an idiot but he's still so attractive every way!
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Engineer: Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright, until they start talking!
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When the Anti-Spiral broke everything down to Gurren Lagann, it stood there with its arms crossed, unfazed by the scale it was about to face.
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