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gammija · 2 years

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me, relistening to tma before s5 came out: Huh, Martin's last name is Blackwood, which we first hear in episode 22. And the episode directly after his is literally called "Schwartzwald", 'black woods', which Martin himself actually appears in for a minute. I know TMA by now, surely this will not turn out to have been a coincidence @a-mag-a-day

#spoiler alert: it was #tma #tma s5 #the oldie statements arent bad or boring but their language is very easy to fall asleep to #a mag a day #joos yaps #martin

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theiceemperor · 1 year

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#spoiler alert: it was #what can I say #except #writing is free therapy!!! :DD #(no it's not)#writing memes #writers on tumblr #writer memes #fanfiction writer #original writer

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xshinina · 1 year

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*Married life playing in the background

This idea was probably funnier in my head

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wyxxiee · 3 months

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can i say something reaaaal crazy rn?

let me tell you something… LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!

edit: It could be either Eve or Roo, I’m betting my sanity on this one 🤣

read my other theory: here !!

EDIT : okayyy, i know i haven’t been answering my inbox (my apologies, i’m really busy rn🥲) but might i just add about the concern about the eyes! PLS READ:)!!

#hazbin hotel #alastor #radio demon #lucifer morningstar #charlie morningstar #hazbin hotel lilith #eve hazbin hotel #theory #pls tell me im not the only one #eve #spoilers #spoiler alert #episode 8 #episode 1 #overture #hazbin hotel roo

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astrolavas · 3 months

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thinking about hunter's childhood in the emperor's coven

#spoiler alert: it was Not Good #the owl house #hunter toh #toh art #my art #fanart #toh hunter #hunter #toh #hunter noceda #hunter deamonne #belos #emperor belos #posting this at nearly 5am 💀anyway

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devsgames · 3 months

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Me: "hey game developers, especially AAA ones, are getting laid off en-mass and it's awful for our industry" Gamer: "well I only play INDIE games and the problem with AAA games is they are creatively bankrupt"

Me, slamming my fists on the table like a baby: "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THIS IS ABOUT A BUSINESS PROBLEM PERPETUATED BY CAPITALISM NOT A STATEMENT ON CREATIVE DECISION MAKING"

#look I think AAA should make weirder games also but I wish we stopped treating that like some kind of solution and not just a fun idea #the problem is capitalism. its always capitalim #its not like AAA studios would have less problems if they made weird indie games lol #also hey spoiler alert: indie studios need to organize their labour too #in fact I think the organizing movement would be stronger if more indies adopted it first #anyway im busy so imma mute some posts now #thoughts #blog

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dekariosclan · 4 months

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#A short photo essay on why we’ve all lost our minds for this man part 2 #this one dedicated to all the tags that say ‘I love Gale but he wouldn’t find me interesting’ etc #(Spoiler alert: yes he would)#baldur’s gate 3 #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #gale x tav #gale x reader

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just-french-me-up · 1 year

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me lying to myself, clicking on the mark for later button on AO3 : i will be back for you baby, i will be back for you I promise

#ao3 #fanfiction #spoiler alert i did not in fact go back #i just find them on accident again #and mark them for later #only to find out i already did #mine

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lilislegacy · 1 month

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rick sometimes reminds me of a hormonal teenage girl (i say this as someone who was once a hormonal teenage girl)

like tell me this isn’t every 15 year old

a lot of people: hey!! we love new characters, but we actually don’t want jason’s pov right now, we want per-

rick: FINE THEN HE’ll JUST DIE

us:

us: um? that’s not-

rick: *storms away*

#rick… what the FUCK #we literally NEVER asked for that #THAT IS NOT WHAT WE WANTED #spoiler alert #the lost hero #jason grace #rick riordan #i love jason grace #percy jackson #pjo spoilers #toa spoilers #heroes of olympus #trials of apollo

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darby-rowe · 17 days

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🪽; ellie williams sometimes lets her adrenaline take over

18+ | nsfw | mdni

cw dirty talk, wall fucking, toys (strap-on)

“fuckin’ needed this,” ellie rasps, her breaths leaving her lips in heavy sighs as she focuses all her energy into holding you up against the scratchy wall. you can feel your back knocking against the hard architecture of the building you two found yourselves in, but you’re already so dumb and drunk on ellie’s cock you pay no mind to it.

your legs are locked tight around ellie’s waist with your hands on her shoulders, and her hands are supporting your weight as she fucks up into you hard. her words are so filthy, her thrusts powerful — it’s honestly impressive how she hasn’t run out of stamina.

“needed to fuck you like this,” she tells you, voice breathless and deep. “can barely have any time to ourselves. just had to have you. felt as if i’d die if i didn’t fuck this pussy right away,”

from an outsider’s perspective, it’s almost silly to have a strap-on harness and a five-inch silicone dick in a backpack full of essential items for survival. a spread of knives and guns right next to a sex toy. but in moments like these, where the two of you can be semi-normal in a world that’s abnormal — so shamelessly dirty and horny and perverted — it just feels right.

“look at’chu, pretty girl,” ellie coos, admiring the way in which your eyebrows draw tightly together and your lips part to elicit filthy, melodic moans. “such a shame no one’s around to hear how good i’m fucking you, huh? you’d like that; letting everyone know how much of a little slut you are for me? c’mon, say it. say you’re a little slut,”

it takes extra effort, but you manage to babble something along the lines of calling yourself a slut. you had to admit it to yourself — you sounded dumb and completely fucked out. but judging by the way ellie grins at you, your answer is more than sufficient.

she fucks you deep until you’re cumming all over her cock, eyes going glassy as they roll back into your head. you can barely comprehend the filth pouring from ellie’s lips.

“that’s it, baby. cum all over this cock for me. such a good girl, taking me so well. fuck,”

and then she kisses you, prolonging this bout of normalcy until the next time you two find yourselves running for your lives.

#♡; dally writes!#spoiler alert i didnt write this w ellie n reader in mind #GIGGLING MISCHIEVOUSLY #tlou2 #tlou2 fanfic #ellie williams smut #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams fanfic

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fractangle · 11 months

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Pride month vest project, a patch a day #29: Wheat But Not Bread, Fruit But Not Wine

#wheat but not bread fruit but not wine #trans #transgender #pride #pride patch vest #embroidery #diy punk #battle jacket #if you've been following along you'll notice this isn't the raw patch against a background of the surface of my desk #that's because i fucked up and forgot to take a picture of this before sewing it onto my vest #that might be a spoiler alert for what's coming tomorrow

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steddielations · 1 year

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Incorrect Steddie that’s actually correct

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#spoiler alert they don’t #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #incorrect steddie series #henderdads #dustin henderson #mp #ph #stranger things #stranger things meme #eddie x steve #joseph quinn #joe keery #steddie headcanon

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baiuzennsenn · 3 months

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DTS staff always tried to make unnecessary toxic rivalry vibe within pairs that actually were friendly to each other😭 First maxiel then sebchal, and now it's lawsonoda's turn😭