#suprised that not that many ppl r into it

[loaksreya]

i wish there were more miles quaritch daughter reader fics

#like i see so many sully daughter ones #and love them #but i also want girl dad miles #suprised that not that many ppl r into it #miles quaritch #miles quaritch and daughter #quaritch!reader #angelbabbles #i think about spider having a twin a lot lol #if i was a writer i’d be on That #if u guys know of any lmk

[inf3ct3dd]

streamer!ellie headcanons

warnings: yo no se

content : streamer!ellie headcanons 🔥🔥

authors note : the streets r calling and they’re telling me to write streamer ellie hcs….

- def started off as a faceless streamer. she wasn’t really comfortable on camera, and she just thought it would be way easier. you can only see her shoulders-down leaving her (deliciosu. scrumptious. yummy) arms in the cameras view.

- her twitch user is “creeperewman” cuz shes like…discreetly hiding her initials and referencing the best minecraft parody ever 😕!!!

- bought the most random shitty mic and webcam and started streaming 🔥🔥 she never got rid of either of them its part of her odd loser charm

“‘fartmaster69:it’s probably cuz your camera’ it’s probably bc of YOUR CAMERA!!! theres nothing wrong w my camera bro 😞”

“don’t listen to them…ur perfect 🤫 IM NOT TALKING TO U GUYS IM TALKING TO MY CAMERA”

- only had a few viewers the first couple times she streamed, and it was some random 10 yr old who kept spamming “yassss” in the chat and some dude who said she was shit at minecraft 😞 he was LYING

- started off doing minecraft speed runs (or trying to) and got like way good over time

- she randomly started getting more and more viewers, because people kept posting abt her and calling her fine on tiktok , making edits of her hands and her voice 😭😭 (real)

- as she got more and more viewers, she started branching out more with the games she’d play. def loves shooter games like cod and pubg, but she’d also play like indie horror games like faith (omg markiplier fans would know)

- she has a orange cat she named garfield (cuz…of course she does) and he’s always sitting on her lap during her streams or messing w her setup 💔💔

- def put stickers all over her headset and showed them off all proud on stream

- designed her own cute banners and stuff for streams 😞!!!

- def had a subreddit/disc server with her viewers where she’d let them give her game recs or make memes of her

- ppl saw her guitar in the back of her streams and BEGGED HER to play it and she had her own lil concert stream !!! she was so freaking nervous and messed up a bunch the first like minute or two but like after that she was in the ZONE

“‘ewswife: i wish i was that guitar’ oh!! you guys are so…kind!!!”

- when she INSANELY hit 1k, she did a face reveal and she hit 10k the same day 😦 the amount of edits that ppl made was actually insane. ESP ONES MAKING FUN OF DREAMS FACE REVEALLLL

- started doing much more random shit on stream after she got more famous. she LOVES cooking on stream, and she’d start reacting to random shit ppl sent her on the subreddit

- she cut her hair on stream once, and everyone in the chat kept spamming “yo bob…is fye” for like 5 minutes 😪

- “you’re at work watching me? i hope you get fired. i mean. i hope you don’t get fired 😞”

- she gets so many thirst comments and like…is terrible at responding to them

“‘ewleftbicep: you look so vulnerable today’ WHAT”

- she has her own apartment cuz of her awesome streaming money 🔥🔥🔥 soundproofed walls too cuz she’s. loud.

- one day, you were walking on campus to a class. you had your headphones on, listening to your main playlist on shuffle, when you got stopped by someone. you pulled your headphones off your ears and gave the man in front of you a confused look. you looked down to his hands, holding a tiny mic, and another dude holding a camera.

“what song are you listening to?” he held the microphone towards you, awaiting your response.

you quickly responded “uhm, last goodbye, by jeff buckley.” and stood there awkwardly, pushing a piece of hair out of your face.

the man quickly thanked you and you walked away, slightly suprised.

- after a couple hours, the video had blown up and the comments were filled with people complimenting you.

pickleluna: jeff buckley girl is so fine

minyonlala: 3rd girl is so bad

rilakkila: I NEED JEFF BUCKLEY GIRL

and unknown to you, someone else found you on their fyp.

creeperewman: guys what is the 3rd girls @. im literally BEGGING BRO PLEASEEE

- ewleftbicep: BEING DESPERATE ON MAIN IS CRAZY

- ewsgirlf: random tiktok girl stole my wife 💔

- elliewilliamsidechick: guys im literally the 3rd girl 😂😂😂

- it didn’t take long for your phone to be blown up with people sending you the video, tagging you in funny comments, and finding your instagram. you watched the video, and saw ellie was the top comment. you checked her profile, and saw how FINE she was, and immediately responded

- y/nmainn: guys 😳😳😳 what if i was the third girl 😳😳

- ellie checked her phone and saw thousands of people tagging your comment, and she wasted zero time following you on tiktok. and your instagram. its not stalking if its in your bio, right?

- you two immediately hit it off, and ellie loved the fact that you had absolutely no idea who she was. to you, she was just some hot girl. not some famous streamer you were obsessed with.

- she didn’t even realize you two went to the same school until she saw you in her astrophysics class one day, and she almost had a heart attack when you waved at her and walked over to sit next to her.

“what a coincidence.”

- she took you out on your first date to a planetarium, and not even a week after, asked you to be her girlfriend.

- she definitely teaches you how to play her favorite games. but she gets wayyyy defensive when you beat her.

“im just letting you win.”

“beginners luck.”

but shes SO COCKY when she beats you

“hey, don’t be so hard on yourself after this. not your fault im a professional!”

“aw, maybe one day you’ll be as good as me”

- definitely helps you build your own pc.

- loves watching you play things like animal crossing or stardew valley, always lays on your shoulder while you’re on the couch.

“why are you being so mean to gaston :((“

“because hes UGLY and he has an ugly house and he’s ruining my village.”

“wowww you’re bullying a little bunny man because he doesn’t fit your aesthetic 😒 so mean”

- if you like more aggressive games like cod, she loves listening to you talk shit while you play and always makes fun of people with you. (she thinks its hot when you’re mean to people)

- her chat absolutely loves you, and every time you stream together its a continuous stream of “me and who” and “when is it my turn 😪”

#ellie williams x reader #streamer!ellie #ellie williams x you #ellie x reader #ellie x y/n #ellie x you #ellie tlou #ellie the last of us #ellie williams tlou #ellie williams the last of us #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams fanfic #ellie williams headcanons #tlou #tlou part 2 #the last of us #the last of us part 2 #tlou fic #tlou fanfiction #tlou headcanons #tlou x reader

[zmbief00d]

my reasons 2 why shayne n courtney marriage is fake (im gonna cry if its real, i got sm proof)

if they r married then congrats but i REFUSE to believe when its on april fools day n by smosh 

"ian said it was real" bitch, its ian. hes literally such a big troll dude, i dont trust things ian says that often (still love u tho ian)

smosh can commit to bits n lying. ex: ian n anthony walking for an hour straight when everyone thought it would be a cool skit, arasha's marvel lie, angela's lie, etc

they have kissed so many times for skits, same as ian n anthony, n other smosh members. like- its not crazy that they kissed in the photos, they've done it before and other members have kissed eachother too for skits!!! it's basically normal for smosh members to kiss eachother for bits!!!

they're friends can be on the prank!!! i wouldn't be suprised if they are!!!

i feel like damian would at least be at the wedding too!!! like hes been one of shaynes best friends since he was like 17, HES GONNA BE AT THE WEDDING BRO!!!!!!

but "oh theres photos from a few months ago of the proposal!!" ppl plan things in advance bro! they r a comedy channel, they might plan for april fools in advanced! ik i plan for halloween literally the second it's finished, its normal to plan for holidays early! its like who ppl get ready for christmas as soon as halloweens done too!!!

if ppl where able to get photos of ned from the try guys cheating on his wife then i feel like ppl would be able to get photos and/or see shayne n courtney on a date in public!!!!! unless they r super secretive or the paparazzi/die hard fans didn't care, i feel like it would be pretty hard for ppl not to have at least a photo or two of them together 

when damian n saige got together, courtney n keith called them out so quickly if i remember correctly. like i dont know if shayne n courtney would be able to keep the cast plus themselves quiet long enough for there relationship to grow to a wedding bro. someone would have accidentally let it slip (tho it could always be cut during edits so take this as a grain of salt, but it could also be posted on instagram by a member as a slip up like how pete wentz accidentally revealed brendon urie's wife's pregnancy)

plus remember that one time jake paul or whoever n that one girl faked a wedding down to the t, like its been done before i wouldnt be surprised if they did it.

lastly, my most important proof. THEY. ARE. ACTORS!!!! ITS THERE JOB!!!!!!!!!! they could have easily faked being in love or some sh*t, there job is to act, they should know how to act!!! like, i feel like this is pretty obvious at this point guys...

what it possibly could be idfk 

could be pulling a danny gonzalez where they prank there fans, ik dannys fans figure it out quickly but he also doesn't work for a big company or corporate or whatever the f*** smosh is!! like they have more money to afford this sh*t!!!

could always just be for some big skit, tho idk if they would go THIS out for a skit

maybe lets do this is back idk idk idk

or, its just a april fools prank.

idkidkidkidk i need irrefutable proof that its real before i believe it, i could be horribly wrong tho n spent like a while stacking this all up for it to, in fact, be real. i just think we need to take other shit into consideration before jumping head first into believing it ig. this is just my opinion tho, im not trying to be disrespectful or anything!!!!!

(sorry if anything is miss spelled, i was in a manic state while writing it guys- also if i got any information wrong with smosh history feel free to correct me!!)

#smosh #smoshblr #courtney miller #shayne topp #smosh games #smosh pit #smosh squad #shartney

[yasminewestbank]

all movie asks answers from the ask meme post bc it was fun

Your favorite movie released this year DIDNT WATCH ANY 2023 MOVIES YET.. CRIES

A movie you think is underrated - obliged to say An Elephant Sitting Still by hu bo bc i can never find it in dvd stores and i unfortunately honestly dont know if i will find a screening of it in a cinema available to me ever again but i dream of it

A movie you think is overrated - going to put two, one new and one classic. first one is parasite. im bitter abt this movie bc it was advertised like crazy and the reviews were so hyping and then i went and it was average. its not a bad movie but not only doesnt deserve the hype the hype ruined it for me bc if i went with the proper expectations i wouldnt have gotten so disappointed. a classic is alphaville of godard... obviously its a good movie and im sure it was groundbreaking at the time but by now the story doesnt feel as sophisticated bc this genre of story is at this point.. i wouldnt say overdone bc its still a great genre but its not fresh or suprising by now without making it more complex. this movie felt like a blueprint to the 1984 book soviet dystopia genre so it didnt keep up with the times. many classic movies are still exciting and fresh just like when they came out including other movies of godard but this isn't one of them. but i can also see how it was probably one of godard's top commercial movies, bc it was easier to digest and more basic than his other work

A movie you like but wouldn't recommend - stalker of tarkovsky and tarkovsky movies in general bc i think it would probs be boring to most ppl (its slow and not much plot) + tarkovsky movies r slow and the kind of movies u have to watch in the movie theater

A movie musical you like - annette of leox carax. and its not only a good movie the music is so good too

A horror movie you like - audition by takashi miike . love japanese violence

A sci-fi movie you like - high life by claire denis. AND it has robert pattinson in it!!!!!!!111 and hes amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A fantasy movie you like

A movie in your native language you like - Life According to Agfa by Assi Dayan. one of the only good israeli movies that exist bc i didnt see so far any good, worthwhile or complex israeli movie besides this one (not including documentaries).

A foreign-language movie you like - (i put a bunch already so ill do one in a language i didnt put yet) tori and lokita by the dardenne brothers. takes place in belgium in french about a young refugee woman and a refugee child from africa who pose as brother and sister. this is going to destroy you but its such a good movie i cant recommend it enough but i still cant recover

A movie you wish you could un-watch - the disney secretariat movie. it was so bad oh my god it was so fucking bad im in pain. i want disney to give me back the braincells i lost. this actor horse deserves so much better

A performance you think is underrated - Vicenç Altaió (yeah had to google this one) in story of my death by albert serra. his acting was insane. probably one of the best acting perfomances ive ever seen, specifically the toilet scene stuck with me. so it's a period movie about casanova. there a scene in the movie that all of it is just him taking a shit. and of course it sounds goofy but it was actually a really human and sensitive depiction and his acting was so natural i completely forgot i was watching a movie. he really made this scene what it is. and tbh i think even from those other photos u can see what i mean on him

A performance you think is overrated

A movie made better by the ending - only thing that comes up in my mind is barton fink of joel coen.. i can barely remember this movie bc i watched it years ago but (spoilers) i can just remember there was a twist in the middle that flipped the whole movie on its head and it was super enjoyable. besides this i cant think of anything

A movie ruined by the ending - the holy mountain of jodorowsky... at the time i watched it i was so disappointed by the ending it was so anticlimactic. i think he thought he did something but it just didnt work. (might be spoilers) same vibes when a story pulls "and then he found out it was all a dream". like.. in this case it just didnt feel fitting it was disappointing. but i watched it years ago so i wonder if i would feel the same now

A trilogy/franchise you like cant think of anything

A movie you never get tired of talking about - drive my car by ryusuke hamaguchi. its fun to talk abt this movie bc even tho there are a lot of themes and details that make it what it is, its not too complex to not be able to grasp and pinpoint them. so its complex enough to be a good movie but not too complex to not be able to talk abt it, both abt the good and bad things (bc there r also choices the director made that i dont like). and there's also so much to talk abt that stems from this movie not only in the movie itself but also what it shows abt japanese cinema, contemporary japanese cinema/this generation of japanese directors versus the previous generations. also i love this director in general i recc all his movies

A movie you never wanna hear about again - if i hear one more thing abt any marvel movie im going to kill myself

A movie you look forward to watching (could be an upcoming release or not) - aki karutismaki's fallen leaves that came out this year

A movie you think looks beautiful - red desert of antonioni. i adore the aesthetic of this movie. tbh its probably my favorite movie visuals wise. i just cant stop adding photos from google bc i love everything slkfdsflsfgds

A director you think is underrated - tbh hard to think of anyone.. i think any director i like got some kind of recognition, and if i think ok which one doesnt get mainstream recognition it would be basically most of them. so im trying to think.. who do i rlly think doesnt get recognition. maybe the crown should go to the photographer petra collins who actually directed the first season of euphoria before sam levinson kicked her out and claimed he did it and stole all her work

A director you think is overrated - HITCHCOCK!!!!!!! HES NOT THAT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HES TRULY NOT THAT GOOD!!!!!!!!!!! I COULD PULL UP 10 DIRECTORS FROM HIS TIME AND BEFORE HIM THAT ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN HE IS THAT ARENT AS HYPED UP. godard and kurosawa made movies so much better and decades before him so the reason hes hyped cant even be that what he made was groundbreaking for the time. hitchcock is MID

An animated movie you like - the cowboy bebop movie... its so fun and satisfying to watch i watched it so many times dsfdf

A silent movie you like cant think of anything

Your favorite movie - possession by andrej zulawski. im speechless abt it. dont read a summery go into this blind. its such an insane experience (sin look my fav movie is a polish movie)

Your least favorite movie i dont rlly have one i have a whole bunch of movies i dont like but i dont have THE hated movie

[mysicklove]

People who dont like incest fics just dont know how to serperate fiction vs. reality

highhh key disagree. i get where you are coming from, and its nice to see that you are tying to defend me, but lol this aint how LOL. ily anon tho

incest is a HARD subject. like a crazy one that in the real world is shamed by like everyone. which i mean is def not...wrong? idk im not into incest irl the thought makes me grossed out frrr.

so yes, many many many many peole dont want to read about incest. 1000000% valid lol. but to me, its one of those subjects that you cant help but read about. like a car crash. something about it is just so unnerving in a way that makes the love more erotic and intense.

but like i said, not many ppl like reading about it. its been less than 24 hours since i made that post and ive already recieved anon hate, hate comments accusing me of wanting to f my siblings (ew), and even my mooties discussed how it grosses them out (which is fine lol). its just a rough topic, and i get it, so im not mad about the hate/disagreeing opinions.

but u r right. ppl do not know how to seperate reality vs fiction.

also side note, my username is mysicklove. are you guys suprised i like reading about fucked up shit?

#💌 - love letters #secret admirer #incest cw #dark content cw

[t-t-t-trasher]

SANDMAN HOGWARTS AU (part 2) LETS GO!!

since asked (thank u!) anyway here we go w some more headcanons

it got a bit out of hand but ehh enjoy~

• hob is huflepuffs team leader in quidditch

• death is gryffindors

• dream is exellent chaiser but thinks hes above the sport  (also not a teamplayer)

• he still plays time to time w friends  but likes reading more

• jed n delirium r bestfriends

• he thinks shes super cool with her magic hair n stories she shares w him

• del likes how geniue n easily amazed hes is

• they r the youngest n have their own little adventures sometimes

• death n hob r teachers favourites

• they both become headgirl n headboy to no ones suprise

• hob is natural at quiddich n magical creatures studies

• hes v interested in magic history n studies that a lot w dream n death

• all of the endless sibling r exellent with magic n rather powerful hence old pure blood n that

• death n hob often sneak to the kitchen to get snacks

• mervyn is an ass to everyone but  dream n no one knows why but they can guess

• otherwise hes kinda of a prick to all

• exept to delirium. he likes her! u go funky lil witch

• delirium is a metamorphmagus but cant really control of it so her hair n eyes change color almost all the time

• desire made a drinking game out of it

• basically u had to try guess the next color

• that night, a lot went to shit

• biggest detention count is OWNED tecnically by desire but they have talked themself out of them so many times that cori holds the title now

• dream comes second bc he can be a real arrogant bitch

• no professor or student is safe from his "additude"

• hob has a cat :) he named her meowrphy aka murphy

• why? he will never tell but u can guess

• constantine knows but only bc she won a bet against hob

• hes still bitter bc she fights dirty

• desire tried to get a chihuahua as a pet in hogwarts

• he almost did but in the end despair put a stop to it

• the nightmares!!! professors!!!

• u know that scene in hp1 where mcgonagall transforms from a cat? yeah gault energy right there

• she does it every year to first years to assert dominance

• obviously gilbert teaches botany

• i also wana say that hes the headmaster. he can do both as a treat :)

• he has the most magical green house (guess the name lol)

• dream used to hang there often when he wanted to be alone

• now hob hangs there w him

• abel n cain teach magical creature studies

• they bicker a lot but no worse than that

• they r hobs fav professors since its his fav subject

• desire+dream+cori biggest bitch energy n not in the good way

• desire is determined to be the sexiest menace u ever meet but gets over their head sometimes

• cori can be an absolute ass n doesnt care hes charming so he gets away with it often

• dream just has issues. w so many things

• he gets better tho cuz he actually starts to try later

• "there more to life than just becoming all knowing n powerful wizard.....n being a lil bitch"

• they all have big get togethers on holidays

• they get messy

• even the sibling by themselfs alone r disasterous n to add more ppl? ohh man

• despair n myrtle r besties

• they gossip n hang together a lot

let me know if u wana hear more! i had some dreamling notes on my phone but kinda strugglin w it rn but yah :D ohhhhhhhh n also kinda thinking about like dreamling professor hogwarts au too,,, w be pretty neat

#the sandman #sandman hp au #hp au #the sandman netflix #dream of the endless #sandman #dream #morpheus #hob #lmao #sandman au #sandman hogwarts au #hogwards au #part 2 #sorry it took like 2 weeks life is life is life #if u still wana kno :D #knightstocco

[tatsumi-harem-chronicles]

conceept fic where his plans were to bring abt the downfall of gatekeeper and godfather's legacy but now that hes been restrained/tied odwn gatekeeper is making his move trying to drag him down and forcing him to trek his way through hell on a war path meanwhile ra * bits have realized somethings up w nii chan and are trying to throw him a suprise party to cheer him up and their moments r usually full of cute mistakes and little moments of trying to set up a party despite their lack of skillsets or knowledge on how but their enthusiasum makes up for it in leaps and bounds all comically spliced with himeru like dying or something but its fine bc at least ra * bits' plotline is going good rt? …rt? but actually no! bc the decorations/preparations for the party all start falling apart bit by bit and by the time nazuna arrives everything is just in shambles and while everything is falling apart himeru's situation keeps escalating until its to a point that the only way to escape is at risk of life and limb and then. and then it cuts to nazuna pov, the one we havent seen before. the chaos and splicing and mind crashing disaster of everything before it coming to a halt as a short, simple, evenly paced narrative starts up. it turns out, nazuna is get threatened by some higher ups (either in the business or idol world) bc of something abt his past (id make that up) and the higher ups using both ra * bits and valkayrie as collateral and he has a tentative agreement with them to do something (some sorta shady task) for their safety, which he is agonizing over when tomoya finds him. he cant let the kids know what kind of a bind hes in so he puts on a mask, hoping to hide his distress for a bit longer until it all brushes over. he has a feelign it didnt work well enough bc tomoya drags him off, saying he has a suprise, saying theyve been working on something and for a split second, nazuna thinks abt saying no. he cant deal with this rn, he needs to get the task done asap-- but how could he ever say no to his rabbits? they're just children, they don't know any better. so he follows, and he is just met with a mess all kinds of things are in dissarray and need to be cleaned, the space is ruined which the contractor/owner/rent-out-er of the building definitely would not like, and all the shit thats in front of him, the ruin and disaster, puts up a weak front. it could be taken as a sign of weakness, a calling card for those snakes to strike and suck his babies clean of any life or blood. and eh just he can't he excuses himself, runs off to somewhere and nowhere, just wanting to be alone. wondering why he would do something thatd make the boys worry so much. perhaps he should go back? let them know hes okay? but hes not, absolutely not. if he goes backhe…. he doesnt know if he would be able to hold himself upright anymroe and then someone else comes into the alley, and he has the immediate instinct to run away, dont let anyoen see you except except its someone he knows, someone hes talked to so many times, someone he knows wouldnt hurt him nor even really care abt his state rn its himeru and they look like shit wait fuck is that blood? so yea then they talk, patch wounds, heart to heart abt their kids, and then realize that the ppl targeting both of them r actually workign together (after a lot of piece-ins abt who was after them) and so they make a plan, to wreck shit upon thine enemies and it works! hurray! happy end! gatekeeper? slain. children? safe. nii chans? friends [edited in later: (?) (and mabye kiss? 👀)]! huzzah! :D

and then they kiss /joke but also :cantdothis:

👀and then they kiss?

GhsdbJDBFKCNV

this could probs work better w rinne tbh but 1. theres alrdy a himerinne rinne sticks his nose into the kaname shit fic and 2. nazuna, so i can bullshit as much bs as i want i can make it work (same tone as "i can fix him" but in this context its more like "i can fics him (by destroying him, mentally :D)"

:LiveHIMERUReaction:

[anon]i am sad that made me sad :Sob:😭😭 happy end my ass im sad now 😭😭

if i ever write this out properly ill make sure the scene changes r as jarring and tone-un-collective as possible in order to build proper suspicion/suspense while also lulling readers into a false sense of security as the good things slowly take over their minds as a reminder of "well at least some good is happening?" only to tear that away when their "good" reality starts breaking to pieces :D

#enstars #ensemble stars #himeru #nazuna nito #ra*bits #fic concept #writing snippets #mod talks #misc

[pumpkinsy0]

the time around darry was born and grew up in was wild bc he was born like a few months BEFORE world war 2 ended and its no suprise that WW2 pulled america out of the great depression bc it probided many ppl w jobs during and after the war and i imagine that the paranoia that came from the war or just being in general being attacked runbwd off on darry bc of his parents (cause war paranoia aint something u can just rub off easily) and so did that being a hard worker aspect that came w that time period, and bc the cold war was happening in like the 1950s i imagine that the war paranoia came back and only got like worse for him cause now he has a lil brother (soda) and sooner hes gonna have another one (pony) and that rubs off on soda too and thats like part of the reason darrys 1) a hard worker 2) prepared for anything 3) a bit over protective

i hope yall r getting what im saying lol

#darrel curtis #darry curtis #the outsiders headcanons #the outsiders hcs #sodapop curtis #ponyboy curtis #mrs. curtis

[brucewaynesasshair]

so i recycled some imaginary conversations and put them in batfam context hope you like it

BRUCE: i'm a good father arent i Steven?

JASON:

JASON: my name is Jason.

DAMIAN: u know i hate to say it but i look up to u Grayson-

DICK: i mean u have to

DICK: damian wait that was a joke.

DICK: damian put doWN THE SWORD-

JASON: i just want someone to take me out.

DICK: on a date or with a sniper?

JASON: suprise me.

YOGA INSTRUCTOR: release all the sounds trapped in ur mind.

DICK: *starts screaming*

JASON: fuck i wanna die.

ALFRED: language!

JASON: hecky heck, i crave death.

BRUCE: i have no fears.

DICK SIPPING HIS 5TH COFFEE: i saw Damian go out with a katana 5 minutes ago.

BRUCE: i have one fear.

DICK SHINING A FLASHLIGHT UNDER THE BED: Damian r u ready to come out yet & socialize with ppl?

DAMIAN: *demonic screechig*

DICK: okay then. have a nice day, i guess.

DAMIAN: i have a couple of knives up my sleeve.

DICK: u mean tricks?

DAMIAN: no. i mean knives.

TIM: what is the first thing u notice when someone approaches u?

DAMIAN: the audacity.

EXORCIST: hi i'm here to get rid of the demon u called me about.

DAMIAN: i didn't call an exorcist.

DEMON FROM UNDER THE BED: i did, get me the fuck out of here.

KIDNAPPER: i have ur son.

BRUCE: whitch one?

KIDNAPPER : the shy & quiet one.

BRUCE: wrong number.

DAMIAN: i hate u with every inch of my body.

JASON: that's not a lot of inches.

DAMIAN: i just want u to know that i care bout u all very much.

TIM: u threatened to stab me with a pencil less than a minute ago.

TIM: truth or dare?

DICK: truth.

TIM: how many hours of sleep did u get this week?

DICK: dare.

TIM: go to sleep.

DICK: i don't like this game.

DAMIAN: am i adopted?

JASON: no we haven't found anyone who want's u yet.

BRUCE: *hits Jason on the head*

DAMIAN: Tim come sit beside me i want to tell u how much i love u.

TIM: is that a knife in ur hand?

#jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batman #red robin #red hood #nightwing #dc comics #dc #dc universe #imaginary conversations #funny #comedy

[dumbbitch89]

RWBY V8 E1 thoughts- SPOILERS

yall im rewatching it and i have so many feelings like yall wtf.

yang and blake get speaking roles that affect the plot wtf, im so used to the action scenes im pleasantly suprised by the amount of dialogue being used. adding onto that, everyone is speaking more in general and i love it.

yang is showing some personality by finally standing up for something instead of following orders

blake said something for once, weiss’ hair isnt that lumpy anymore, not suprised about the ruby/yang conflict but ruby rly does needa broaden her horizons when leading, im glad juane stepped in and the ruby/yang conflict didnt turn into a fight although with all the back and forth shots i can assume the conflict is still gonna play a part in the plot.

im pretty biased but im going team yang for this one, even though i agree with ruby as well. the communications tower thing needs to be finished but the priority is always the civilians, which is why i prefer yangs group (also i love yang “wow op i couldnt tell at all” yeah ik ik i have a huge bias)

penny being so sad makes me sad but robot girl go brrrrrr

the longing looks from blake and weiss as yang leaves have my bees schnees heart oozing but at the same time whiterose has been seen together more than twice for a whole season so im rooting for them too. also ladybug?????? has had more interactions in one episode than like all of last volume so hell yeah for anyone who ships them

the animation in general has gotten sm better and i love it, the style in faces and everything else is a lot more consistent and there are less wonky moments and it makes close up shots more appealing now that its cleaner and it makes everything flow a lot better.

im gonna touch on this again because yk its a main plot point, i know the divided teams were like forcibly hinted at last season but at the same time, nora was always for putting mantle first above ironwood, but then she doesnt go to help evacute them first and protect mantle? like i understand the bigger picture but you would think it would be the opposite way around with nora and ren considering last volume but eh oh well its just something i noticed. maybe they did that for a specific reason that will change everything later on or not who knows.

ALSO WHY CANT TEAM RWBY EVER JUST BE TEAM RWBY IT FEELS LIKE THEYRE ALWAYS SEPARATEDDDDDD ugh now thats just me complaining but anyways

the opening is a whole monster in itself its great i love it.

i love the two moments where whiterose’s weapons r together and so r bumbleby’s and i LOVE that they finally remember that theyre partners like fuck yeah finally give weiss and ruby some partner time together. and like its just looks so pretty and like idk i just love it.

youll notice im not talking about the villains bc idk i simply dont rly have an interest in them like other ppl which is fine, you do you, i just dont care to talk about them when i can talk about the one character that never leaves my head. yang yang yang yang yang yang yang. but anyways neo is cool and the only villain i can stand

winter looks hot af in the opening and im glad that the opening is covering all aspects and storylines like its not just the main conflict in the opening its all the side plots as well like nora/ren conflict, the schnee family as a whole, yang/blake and nora/ren having symbolic moments that r literally the same thing and i am losing my mind they really said here shippers go wild.

the scene in the opening with penny and the mirror breaking hurt, i will admit to that.

the final clips of the opening where team rwby falls thru the ice and everything after that is very cool and i would like the personally thank whoever made that part specifically like holy shit. the symbolism not only in the fact that their weapons r lost, but that fact that it looks cool as fuck and it hints that the end wont be as simple as they believe it to be. but im glad that its just team rwby because we need team bonding time pronto.

#rwby spoilers #rwby v8 spoilers #rwby v8 #rwby #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #ruby rose #bees schnees #bumbleby #bumblebee #whiterose #nora valkyrie #lie ren #ladybug rwby

[shesay]

ms shesay u are probably my fave radfem blog bc u are so smart and are one of the few who recognize that bullying random girls on the internet is counterproductive to the radfem agenda. im crypto on main and one thing ive noticed is that many female shetheys ARE kink/porn/prostitution critical. they r just victims of female socialization, but many have started being more open abt their dislike of such things. you see abt a year ago a prominent leftist tim blogger got revealed to be a vile racist sex pest and all of his male mutuals stood by him AND another tim got revealed to be a vile racist who keeps company with rape loving lesbphobes + like 3 tims got revealed 2 be actual rapists. ive even seen other teenage tims start 2 question why so many older ones r actual sex criminals and why they defend porn n prostitution so much even tho most of the tims in porn and prostitution are victims of human trafficking and more likely to be murdered. i genuinely think many females on the tra side of tumblr peaked a lil bit, and if the rumor's r to be believed then a lot of females on kinnie anime tumblr are hiding theyre crypto beliefs. also i dont know why other radfems act suprised when they clown on a post made by those girls bc OF COURSE they r gonna refute radfems if u do that they dont wanna get rape threats from deranged tims

omg you’re so kind thank u ily 💕 literally i feel like it’s so meaningless and stupid 2 just go after random gendie girls or whatever especially the teenage ones like every single 1 of u woke enlightened ppl were cringy and dumb at 15 like it’s part of growing up and yeah men have the strongest class solidarity even the she/her ones lol it doesn’t matter they’ll always stand 4 each other so it doesn’t surprise me in the slightest that his lib male mutuals defended him plus porn and prostitution r sacred matters in the libfem genderist community like criticizing em is blasphemy or smth and I don’t think anybody should be a radfem or whatever I just hope that they don’t actually go 4 it yk the surgery and actually fuck up their lives.

#anonymous #all of my posts r word salad like I’m all over the place srry lol

[end-of-reset]

oh wow its rlly cool that u r representing ppl with ARFID!! i guess it just suprised me pleasantly cause i have it and this is the first time ive ever seen it represented in media!!! :O also keep up the great work with the comic ^_^

Oh wow it's weird thinking of my comic as a part of media... But yeah! I actually have symptoms myself, but they tend to come and go without any rhyme or reason so I just got slapped with an EDNOS diagnosis. Still, it's been a relevant part of my life and the life of many people with sensory issues, so I'm glad to hear it's making people happy to see it shown. I'm excited to share more about how it's affected Frisk, and it's gonna be explicit in about four updates from now (so a week from Friday, hopefully) because, unfortunately, most human food is a Bad Food for Frisk

#not story #mod talk #modanswers #monster food is made different w different textures

[soupncrackwrs]

Okay so I had an idea for an AFTG fic but again I’m horrible at anything that isn’t hc’s so here we are (feel free to make this into a fic if you want just credit me) *Also all pairing in this are platonic besides andreil and mattdan soo, don’t like get out*

This spawned from that fact that one of my 3 PTP’s (platonic trust pairing) in AFTG is Kev and Neil

This is probably my PTP that has the most popularity in the fandom I’d say (my other 2 are Renee/Andrew/Neil and Neil/Dan which are both *really* hard to find ((at least on ao3)) so that sucks) but you’d be surprised how little it gets like actually focused on

Most times, platonic wise, Neil gets shown bonding with The MonstersTM, Allison, or Matt

wHICH IS FINE IM TOTALLY OKAY W/ THAT

I just happen to enjoy neil/dan, kev/neil,and renee/andrew/neil more

So I wanted a fic that really showcased kev and neils relationship

BUT IM ALSO IN LOVE WITH OUSIDER POV SO THIS HAPPENED

Now onto the actual headcanon

So neil and kevin are like best friends

They've been like that for a while

but they also like fucking despise each other

like they love and care deeply for each other and would probably die for the other if the situation called for it

but will that stop them from almost killing each other 24/7?

HELL NO

so they go to college together

along with all the upperclassmen (so matt+dan+allison+renee+seth) but not the monsters

andrew and neil have been together for a bit

they met around the same time kev and neil did so they've been together for a while (also while we're talking abt relationships, i don't ship renison ((am i the only one who believes that renee is a strong aro gal who don't need no man/lady/person)) but if you wanna make this renison, go ahead)

andrew goes to a different college tho ( for some reason i dunno)

and neil doesn't really like sharing stuff abt his personal life

we all know this

but a lot of the stuff he's done in his life involves andrew

so drew is brought up a fair amount

but when the upperclassmen ask who he is neil kinda just smiles and then moves on so they ask kevin and he's like

oh andrew is like one of my bffls he's a ride or die

(obviously not phrased like that)

and the upperclassmen r like 'ok he can be trusted he's a friend'

(little do they know hehhehhe-)

sO ONE DAY

kev is tryna forget all his issues

so he decides to get hella pissed

wasted like he's never been b4

probably cause thea broke up w/ him last week but we don't talk abt that okay shhhhhhh

so he goes to the next party alli throws and

let's say it together kids

gets wasted like he's never been b4

to the point where the upperclassmen don't really know wht to do with him????

so they call up neil like yo pick up kev he's drunk off his ass like always but we think he's doing it cause he's sad this time'

so neil, being the good and sweet angel (not) that he is

goes to pick up kevin

and like he finds him on a coach almost catatonic just rambling to himself

so neil picks him up and drags him away to his car

and ofc all the upperclassmen r trying to help

so while neil is putting kevin into his car kev randomly just stops talking

(which is weird cause he's kept rambling this entire time)

and he looks neil in the eyes and goes

'i love you neil'

and neil just like takes a second

pAuSeS

because he's not used to people showing him love even tho so many ppl rlly do love him (this boy is2g-)

and then quietly says

'love you too kev'

and finishes buckling him up

all the upperclassmen have been watching this going on the entire time and they read into in the exact wrong way

(they're trying their best, my baby dumbasses, but they're just wrong)

and think this is a romantic love confession between frenimies *instead* of the declaration of mutual respect and affection between 2 bro's that it is

matt is the first one to voice this after kev and neil leave and he is

PUMPED

he is super excited that his bro has found someone to love just like he found dan and is super excited to like talk abt love and go on double dates n stuff

and every one else agrees

which is why they're all super disappointed that by the time a week goes by, nothing has changed between them

so dan matt and allison decide to do something about it (renee+seth ducking out because'it's rude to meddle' and 'why tf would i care abt jostens love bullshit')

they try to set up kevin and neil a bunch of different time s

once with the offer of a study session that they all say they can't make it to, leaving neil and kevin alone

another time with the offer of kevin and neil going to the movies w/ matt and dan

(neil ends up busy w/ a skype date with andrew that he can't pass up cause they're always so busy and he has to see his boyf so kevin just ends up 3rd wheeling matt and dan)

and once with allison straight up just telling neil that he and kevin should get coffee some time

which neil respond to with

'we already get coffee together?'

so dan matt and alli are stumped

they don't know what to do with these 'lovesick' idiots

they're problem gets solved tho don't you worry

so the next weekend, andrew is gonna come over to psu and stay for like a week

neil is oVER THE MOON

HE IS SOO HAPPYYYYY

And kevin is really happy too

so the upperclassmen take this to mean that these boys have finally gotten the hint and asked each other out

so imagine they're suprise when the next time the group goes to get lunch (which they do with each other every wednesday )

a super short blond emo joins them

and no one really acknowledges it?!?!?!?!?!?

until renee is just like 'hello andrew, how are you?' knowing smile on her face

and the upperclassmen are just like 'oh it's the famous andrew, that makes sense' but then they're like 'wait how does renee know andrew?!?!'

they ask and renee is just like 'neil gave me his discord. he thought we'd get along well'

-and then they're just like okayyy renee totally has a crush but well let it slideee

uNTIL

at the end of lunch neil is just like 'oh wait i never properly introduced him-' -cause you're a mess, junkie' -fuck off andrew' then just turns to the upperclassmen and says

'guys this is my boyfriend andrew'

and the foxes just silently freak out

because neil is in love with kevin? it's so clear? why did neil go and get a boyf when he has his love right in front of him??????

so after lunch, matt dan and alli ask to talk to neil privately

(andrew, kev,and renee all talk together while seth like, looks at his phone)

and they're like 'neil why'd you get a boyf??'

and neils like 'wdym?'

and alli says 'why'd you get a boyf if your so obviously in love w/ kevin?!'

and neil just LAUGHS at them

straight up cackles

and then the upperclassmen are like whaaaaattttt????

we saw your declaration of love at the party??

and you're both really close and seem to genuinely like and be interested in each other??

what gives????

and neils like

'me n kev are besties

that was a platonic declaration of love

also

i'm demi and me and drew have been together for like 3 years now'

and the upperclassmen are just like 'ooooooooooooooooohhhhhh sorryyyyyyyyy'

it's the first time alli has ever lost a bet (it was w/ seth abt neils feelings for kevin)

neil tells andrew abt it and the shortie just snorts and is like 'kevin would fuck a racket quicker than he'd fuck you'

neil is like 'i'm basically exy personified tho, soooooo'

drew tells him to shut up

(he does when andrew asks yes or no, just nods his head and smiles)

renee knew all along and is happy for her friends

kevin just wants to play exy he's been deprived the entire post

So yeah that's the entire headcanon. If you want some music to listen to while you write or just in general i recommend "I lost a Friend" by FINNEAS and "Corduroy Dreams" by Rex Orange County. they don't really have anything to do with the story, they're just real good :) Thanks for reading. see y'all later



#Spotify #aftg fandom #aftg au #andreil #psu foxes #outsider pov #headcanon #fanfic #sorry for the long post #thanks for coming to my ted talk #im gonna stop now #aight peace

[jupiteryearnsandshit]

I’m into certain types (as most ppl are) and what suprises me is how many of this type of boy there r!! Like these features naturally occur together!! what’s up w that

[littlestar2rayoflight]

why do you Fools keep saying that sidney crocsby is the best looking hockey boy,,,,,

#like.... Theyre Are So Many Boys Cuter.... #even that russian dude!!! hes cuter!!!!! and there r lots of ppl who r cute but whos names idk #point is #u guys r blind. sid is cute but not That Cute™ #this is like..... the closest to discourse ive ever posted and its gay Big Suprise Folks #sus

[rvbomi]

Hello home skilley biskets!! Beep Beep, it’s ur girl min BACK at it again with the ya home girl Bomi!! idk how many ppl remember me but i’ve been here in and out throughout the year but hopefully i’ll be able to stay this time (still mad salty abt my old computer breaking) BUT ANYWAY, Bomi’s stuff is still all the same, so her bio is in bullet points down below!! If u wanna plot w/ me just hmu!! (i also, made new gif icons of sojin so bless)

bomi came from a small fam? pretty poor.

She was a really good student and wasn’t even intending to join the idol life. She was known as the rap queen??

She went undefeated in E V E R Y rap battle at her all girls HS???

She beat the best rapper at her brother school as well.

Videos of her can be found online w/ her emo hair cut it’s kinda funny.

She had a really nice home life, supported her no matter what her dream was.

It was actually a really hyped up battle bc if Bomi could defeat this girl it’d crown her as the best Rapper in her school district??

she got in some trouble for how much of a distraction the rap battle caused so she and the girl decided to meet up and do the battle in front of some big noraebang in Gangnam.

Surprise suprise YOUR GIRL WON

but it was a really close battle? A talent scout for Spotlight was nearby and was listening to the battle and at fifteen years old, she accepted.

She trained until she was 21 and debuted under the name BB.

Her fans were called Queen Bees ok it was really cute??

For the passed halloweens she dresses up as a queen bee and it’s just adorable she’s really adorable.

Her original fanbase had grown but she took an 10 month hiatus to stay with her father and mother.

Her father had been seriously ill and it was during her stay that he had passed away.

In all honesty, it took her a while to be able to get back to the company and actually work?

She was there, training and training and prepping for her comeback but all of her lyrics got thrown out for being so sad?

she’s hoping to be working on a comeback soon????

?Personality wise: SHE’S LITERALLY LOOKS LIKE A CINNAMON ROLL BUT CAN KILL U.

she’s a nice lady, definitely friendly but bc of the environment and everything she’s grown up in she won’t hesitate to fight.

will defend her friends to the end is lowkey a baby though like take care of her she loves it she’s really bashful? blushes very easily.

Again a little CINNAMON ROLL.

though on stage she’s a SINnamon roll she’s a loving person,

dotes on her friends a BUTT TON towards the rivalry she doesn’t believe in it?

she makes friends cross company it doesn’t matter.

lowkey wants to leave her label? but also doesn’t? She doesn’t want to lose her connections.

After her last comeback failed, she lowkey blamed it on the company. She doesn’t think she gets a lot of promotions because she’s older and  the demographic is obviously fit for younger people.

Music is something Bomi has always wanted to do and she won’t let herself give up because of her company.

So with the help of some friends, she’s hoping to have some things planned

#rivalsintro #pt 4000