#teleported

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was gonna meet Tom Hiddleston but then he looked at me and said, "No. Bus crash," and then I was teleported into a bus that crashed.

#dream #tom hiddleston #bus #bush crash #car crash #car accident #teleported #teleportation

[gbveryspecialguests]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Again?!

#CUE SCREAMIMG #TELEPORTED #I JUST SAID I WISH WE FIGURE OUT HOW TO ENTER THE SHOP #NOW WE DID

[2-b-frank]

Yeah so you need to get things for hm...Misfortune, Ollie, and Emperor at least, and maybe Pom

Ribbon ran around his house, gathering books, a bag, and disappears.

#well #teleported

[acepalindrome]

I was playing Stardew tonight and got jumpscared by the wizard just walking his ass through town in broad daylight to go to the bookseller. For 8 years he’s been a hermit! Isolated from the townsfolk who fear and distrust him! At most, he might be hiding at the edges of a festival where no one could notice him! That was the extent of his outings to Pelican Town! But now the bookseller is in town and he doesn’t give a fuck, he’s going to march his ass out there with his silly little hat on in front of the whole town and Yoba to get his books.

#stardew valley #sdv wizard #extra funny because he can teleport #but no!!! he’s walking!!! who’s going to stop him?

[enneoleo]

teleport this bread around

come on spread the word

#bread #teleporting bread #teleport bread #shitpost

[sexhaver]

Ben Drowned is hands-down one of the funniest creepypastas ever because like. it singlehandedly cemented the setup of "woah guys i found this N64 game at a garage sale and it's HAUNTED!!!!" as a cliche. this guy named Jadusable kept posting videos showing his copy of Majora's Mask with fucked up glitches, like Link being constantly on fire and screaming, or having his upper body rotated 90 degrees, or having NPCs say ominous shit to him, etc. you really need to watch the original video for the full experience (assuming you havent already), but if you haven't, at least watch this one starting around 2:30:

so Jadusable posts the "final" update to his story and his forum account goes dark. in the canon of his creepypasta, he's straight up dead (killed by the haunted game cartridge), and he seems to be sticking to it by not posting anything. theories ran wild - was it an elaborate scam? could it have all been true?

years later, on April 1st 2012, with no announcement or fanfare, Jadusable posts the following video, "king kong.wmv", following the naming scheme of his previous videos. skip to 1:30ish.

when i tell you the people who took the creepypasta seriously for years were MAD mad

#Youtube #the way the audio fades in and out as he teleports was so advanced for 2012 and is still the funniest shit

[babyboyzzintheyard6969420]

Really into the fact that Zac Oyama cannot resist becoming a little sassy. He WILL start as a clueless Himbo and he WILL end up throwing shade in the most deadpan way. It's the Lapin we never got, it's all of Pib, it's S2 Ricky Matsui, it's Squing. He's absolutely delivering with the bits and TRUST that I'm eating it up. Junior year is truly his season.

#d20 #dimension 20 #fhjy #d20 fhjy #fantasy high junior year #zac oyama #Teleporting business class? Fucking hilarious #siobhan thompson #ally beardsley #brian murphy #emily axford #lou wilson #brennan lee mulligan #episode 13 #fantasy high

[sualne]

mithrun sketch to celebrate

#dungeon meshi #mithrun of the house of kerensil #<- damn. commited to that tag now #my art #described in alt text #teleports you into a wall and you explodes. probably #kills me that he use a magic that needs so much precision while having no depth vision. truly a master of his art. and insane

[helpimstuckposting]

Ep 1: nahhhh it caaaant be the same Celia, that’s wishful thinking

Ep 17 Chester: hey Celia does this story about a guy showing up in a parallel universe and then killing his doppelgänger sound familiar to you? Lol

#CELIA TELL ME YOUR SECRETS #WHY DO YOU KEEP TELEPORTING ONTO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD #celia ripley #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #the magnus protocol

[demonlordcosnime]

lets play the witcher part 28

#youtube #lets play #the witcher #cavern #spider #fail #funny #teleported #lake #event #dungeon #crypt #quest #monsters #battle #fight #gameplay #gamergirl #gaming #youtube channel #cosnime

[todayontumblr]

Wednesday, January 17.

No time to waste

@enneoleo 

#today on tumblr #bread #breadblr #teleportation #teleport bread #breadcrumbs #daily bread #nightly bread #garlic bread #sliced #bread recipe #recipe #bread crumbs #bread machine #baking

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was one of two gay frogs. My name was Evan and my frog boyfriend was named L. We had been teleported to a forest where a family of humans hates magic creatures and we joined a resistance to get rid of the family. There was also a group of unicorns who kept ruining all our plans.

#dream #frog #gay #sexuality #boyfriend #dating #teleported #teleportation #family #human #magic #hate #creature #resistance #unicorn

[loveexpelrevolt]

KURT WAGNER / NIGHTCRAWLER X-men '97 | "Tolerance Is Extinction — Part 1"

#kurt wagner #nightcrawler #x men 97 #x men 97 spoilers #xmenedit #marveledit #animationedit #cartoonedit #tvedit #userrobin #useranimusvox #userstream #xmenuniverse #uncannysource #marveladdicts #dailyflicks #cinemapix #xmen #daniedits #my boy <3 #putting the BAMF in... well bamf I guess #that pov shot through his teleportation was just. so good.

[xitsensunmoon]

Moon using every trick in the book to lure you in bed...

to sleep :(

#my art #he just teleported like that onto ky canvas ok #cw suggestive #suggestive #← i guess #moondrop #fnaf moondrop #fnaf moon #moondrop fnaf #moon fnaf #i didn't sleep for last two days so he just crawled out of my mind onto my canvas while i was working on something else... #self insert

[thebluekid-underyourbed]

You know what I think is like super aphobic? The fact that I don't have the ability to teleport at will. Like. Tf??? Hello??? Gimme that now???

#aromantic #aro #arospec #aspec #aroace #queer #lgbtq #GIVE ME TELEPORTATION

[potatounicoorn]

I think we as a society moved on way too fast from Lloyd canonically being a part of The lego movie events

#How did he even become a master builder #Did the kitty cat and the weird hipster ghost man just come knocking on his door #Did he randomly get teleported there #Why #How #When #Where #I NEED ANSWERS #I NEED KITTY CAT AND LLOYD #Lego ninjago #Ninjago #The lego movie #Lego movie #Lloyd garmadon #cole brookstone #Cole bucket #Zane julien #Kai smith #Nya smith #Jay walker #pixal borg #Ninjago meme #Ninjago comic #Master builders #Give Lloyd garmadon a break of weird shit happening 2024