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Betrayed and Replaced
Summary: Minho is in shock at how quickly he got replaced!
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“I guess this is a lesson in not trusting people, right?” Minho whined at you, looking utterly devastated as you were sitting in the middle of his parent’s living room!
“Oh don´t be so dramatic you big baby! It´s not like I killed someone!”
Rolling your eyes at his dramatic behavior, you returned your attention to the 3 fur balls who were circling you and the treats you had like sharks would an injured seal.
With Soonie curling himself up in your lap and Doongie almost yelling at you to receive the same attention as his brother, it left Dori sitting next to you and munching on the little snacks you were giving the youngest.
“You might as well kill me at this point! My children have left me for you! How could I not feel absolutely betrayed by all of you?”
In the background you could hear Minho´s mom snorting in amusement.
The boy, also having heard his mother being amused by the antics of her son, glared into the direction of where the insulting noise came from.
He wasn´t used to not having all of his kids unrivaled attention or at least not used to having to share it with another person!
Treats, Snacks and food? They´d immediately leave him for that but another person? No, that had not happened before, not even when Felix had come over that one time!
“Dong Dong-ah! Come cuddle your daddy please?” he tried to talk the talkative cat into coming over to where he stood in the doorway to the kitchen.
Doongie stopped his concert for a moment to glare at the dancer before returning his attention back to you. His little nose was tickling your bare arm as he sniffed you, only to rub his head against you.
Minho, horrified at being ignored again, huffed and put his hand on his chest, holding his wounded heart!
“Ignored, cast aside and replaced by my own girlfriend! How could you 4 brats do that to me?”
Your boyfriend received 4 very unimpressed looks by you and the cats and just as he wanted to defend himself further, he felt a hand slap in on the back of his head!
“Lee Minho! You do not call this lovely girl a brat in MY company!”
Flinching slightly at the gentle pat to his head by his mother, Minho barely held back a curse at her and you had to hold yourself back from snorting at the face he was making.
“Eomma, not you too!”
His mom shrugged and winked at you. Leaving you and her son alone in the living room.
Yes, this was definitely the mother of Lee Minho! Just as savage and just as lovable!
“Great so my girl didn´t just steal my cats heart but also my eommas! What´s next? You gonna debut with Stray Kids next comeback? Steal STAYs from me?”
Watching him lose his marbles over the situation had you in shambles. The situation was just too funny as to not laugh at Minho´s pout.
“Don´t worry yeobo, yours is the only heart I want to steal!” you smiled at him and the redness suddenly coating his neck and ears.
The boy did not expect the sudden confession and was stunned to silence. Fidgeting in his place he didn´t know where to look all of a sudden. Way to flustered to react.
You reached out to him with your hand, wanting him to take it and sit with you to cuddle the cats together.
“Please come play with us?”
One thing he always crumbled to was when you acted cute! Didn´t matter how often you did it, the dancer caved ever, single, time!
And that´s what you used to your advantage right now!
Your voice pitched just the slightest bit higher while batting your lashes at him with the softest pout you could muster and it worked like a charm.
The combination of what you were doing with his children surrounding you was, even if he played the huffy boyfriend, a heartwarming sight to him!
Your boyfriend came to sit at your side, basically taking Dori´s place who instead now was rubbing herself against her dad!
Sonnie stretched a little to also sniff at the boy while Doongie decided to continue ignoring him.
Used to his middle childs antics, Minho rolled his eyes fondly at him.
“See, they want you here with us just as much I do!” you spoke as you were bending down to pet the orange cats ears in your lap.
Fondness came over Minho as he watched to gentleness of your patting and brushing through Soonies fur.
His hand found its place under your chin, forcing your head up and making you face him.
Your eyes found his and for a moment you just looked at each other, basking in the presence of the other! Minho trailed his thumb over your lower lip ever so slightly before you leaned in to place your lips against his!
Eyes shut you just enjoyed the feeling of having him close, moving your lips against his!
Forehead leaning against yours he used his second hand he placed it on your neck, caressing the skin there with feathery light touches.
The kiss was broken by Minho pulling back just barely so his mouth stayed hovering over yours.
“I love you!” he whispered and you could feel his breath hitting your skin.
Instead of answering, you kissed him again.
The moment was broken however by Doongie attacking your foot! Having lost your attention to his dad was apparently not something the cat was happy about.
Letting out a little squeak at the claws and teeth suddenly stuck in your toes, you pulled away from your boyfriend and Minho almost howled in laughter.
“Yah, don´t laugh at my pain!” you complained.
“I- I´m sorry jagi-ya, but that was hilarious!” he beamed at you.
“You´re so mean to mee!”
Minho pulled you towards him, hugging you tightly and kissing your forehead finally calming down from his glee.
You melted into the touch, reaching over to Dori and running your fingers over her head!
Raveling in the comfortable feeling for a while and enjoying the silence of the room, you couldn´t help but ask,
“So, daddy huh?”
Minho groaned exasperated.
#stray kids#lee minho x reader#lee minho imagines#lee minho x y/n#lee minho x you#lee minho#lee minho fluff#stray kids imagines#stray kids x reader#stray kids x you#stray kids x y/n#skz x reader#straykids imagines#straykids scenarios#skz scenarios#straykids#skz fanfic#skz imagines#skz fic
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can i request the dorms leaders reaction when the reader got into dention due to hurting a student who said they can't do this or have to that that beacuse they are a girl pls
Your boyfriend asked you about this situation as soon as he could. At school, rumors began to circulate really quickly.
They were surprised you did this.
Mc: Well, I would kick them for balls. Oh Why? Because I wanted to make sure they didn’t produce more stupid people in this world.
Now you boyfriend is even more confused.
Leona Kingscholar would laugh really hard. He thought the situation would be funny. Someone was mean to you and you kicked them. The whole situation was amusing. You are a really strong herbivore. Leona has to admire that. He really couldn't think of anything else.
Azul Ashengrotto would be really worried. He knew you spent too much time with the tweels. This must be a consequence of that. Of course, Azul understands that the situation must have been annoying. That person will definitely end up on his blacklist. Azul wants to make sure you're okay.
Malleus Draconia would be very confused. Is this normal among humans? Malleus can be a bit old fashioned. He didn't expect such a strong reaction from you. Surely Malleus will make a note to himself not to behave like that in your company. He doesn't want to jeopardize your friendship.
Kalim Al Asim doesn't understand it. So you hit some guy because they were mean? That wasn't very nice of you. Kamil would probably just like peace. He really doesn't understand the whole situation.
Riddle Rosehearts would be really shocked. This is a very clear violation of the rules. You have not been violent before. He would indirectly blame Ace and Deuce. Their influence must have been bad. Riddle thinks this situation is really bad. Definitely having a talk about how violence is wrong… Because Riddle is always calm when he's angry. Right?
Idia Shroud would be horrified. How could you get so close to another person? He wouldn't dare. However, Idia hears about this very quickly. Idia just thinks you're cool. ( Insert anime reference here).
Vil Schoenheit understand why you did what you did. But violence is not a good thing. Says Vil who almost broke Epel's head when he didn't know manners. Hypocrisy is here. Vil would also like to make sure you are okay. Or has any damage occurred.
#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland x reader#twst#twst x reader#malleus draconia x reader#malleus draconia#Leona kingscholar#leona kingscholar x reader#vil schoenheit#vil schoenheit x reader#idia shroud#idia shroud x reader#riddle rosehearts#riddle rosehearts x reader#kalim al asim#kalim al asim x reader#azul ashengrotto#azul ashengrotto x reader#twisted wonderland imagines#twisted wonderland imagine
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Someone I know is watching the original ATLA while I'm in the next room, listening and looking in through the doorway every now and then. It is EXTREMELY horrifying-funny to view the first couple episodes (Zuko's arrival at the Southern Water Tribe) with an adult perspective on war, especially with greater knowledge of imperialist and colonialist wars.
(Warning for direct passing discussion of war-typical violence and death. Also, I wrote most of this post last night before I saw the first episode of the remake, so I've added a few extra thoughts about that.)
Also, this is a show for children, so pretty much all of the important actions are taken by our main characters, Aang and Katara and Sokka, who are children. That's how it goes. It's fine. From an adult perspective looking in on this cartoon, it's pretty weird that none of these adult Southern Water Tribe women, who presumably have been doing all of the hunting and fishing and warding off of dangerous animals (polar bear dogs) apparently have any opinions on what to do about a Fire Nation ship arriving. No one tries to run? No one picks up any hunting weapons? If the strategy is to present apparent harmlessness and hope the Fire Nation passes through with minimal damage (the last raid did just take Katara and Sokka's mother, though presumably many other people were injured and killed in the attack), Gran Gran should be dissuading Sokka from attacking first at all costs.
Playing harmless is extremely risky, of course. The raids (which have happened in living memory! Within the past ten years!) prove that the Fire Nation is willing to kidnap and kill women and children. As do the actions that left Aang the last airbender. And the men of this tribe are actively at war with the Fire Nation, so the "provoked" Fire Nation has a ready "excuse" to attack.
I don't think that the Southern Water Tribe women necessarily SHOULD have run for it (into the extremely hostile antarctic landscape???) or brandished weapons at the Fire Nation soldiers (could have provoked an extremely harsh response). I have no idea what the "right" or "intelligent" course of action is in this scenario. I don't really think there is a good course of action here. Anything could happen and anything could make everything worse. It's all bad. That's part of the problem of war.
I just think it's funny (due to the fact that this is a children's show where the rest of this tribe are not really going to be significant characters) how simplified everything is here, even for a show that does include the Southern Raids and the genocide of the Air Nomads, as the women in the background are not shown to be angry or vengeful or hysterical or divided about what to do here. They're scared for their lives, but... they're kind of part of the background, almost like props, rather than people with distinct personalities or agency (because the show wants to get out here quickly so our main characters can go on an adventure).
Rewatching this, a ship full of Fire Nation soldiers (apparently entirely men) coming across a village apparently consisting of only women and children is a nightmare scenario for this tribe. If I was listening to a history podcast about any war (not even a war that has already had MULTIPLE genocides) and someone said the phrase, "And then the imperialist soldiers found the defenseless camp of women and children," I would immediately be bracing myself for the worst possible following sentences about what the soldiers did next. The next sentence being, "And no one was killed or sexually assaulted," would be a SHOCK.
If it had been anyone other than Zuko and Iroh to find the Southern Water Tribe in that state, that probably would have been it for the tribe. Someone like Zhao might have ordered an attack to get rid of everyone just to be "efficient". Someone like Azula might have taken this small crowd of people hostage to use against Hakoda and the other Water Tribe warriors. (I don't think the Fire Nation knew just how bad things were for the Southern Water Tribe, even if they had probably decided that continuing to go after a reduced tribe living in the antarctic wasn't worth the further cost or danger (polar expeditions are so dangerous IRL and must also be costly for firebenders).) The men of this tribe could have come home to all of their wives and children dead, and that would have functionally been the end of the Southern Water Tribe.
EDIT: The live-action show felt pretty weird to me because they made the tribe look much bigger and Zuko's ship look much smaller. If they wanted to introduce some "girl power" realism, they could have had the women of the Southern Water Tribe grimly arming themselves and hiding their children, and making solid plans on when/if to fight back. But no, the show still left everything to Sokka, and kept the cartoony elements like children throwing rocks at soldiers, which in my opinion just don't work as well in live-action. Sokka looks older in this remake and is slightly more believable as an interim chieftain figure, but why doesn't he have a council of opinionated older women guiding him and arguing over the correct course of action??? Everything is kept so cartoonishly FLAT instead of being expanded in interesting ways.
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Anonymous: sub Miranda priestly? 👀🙏❤
Fuck yeah! I’ve always had a head canon that she’s a sub. She’s just incredibly stressed and definitely needs to be taken care of. Reader, as usual, is gender neutral. Let’s get into it!
You had been Miranda’s assistant for much longer than most. You attribute your staying power to the fact that you just don’t really care about wearing expensive clothing and the latest styles. You want to be true to yourself. You don’t care if you fit in with everyone else’s expectations. Of course you dress professionally, but you don’t go overboard. You’ve done your research and understand the business, however, you’re not getting discouraged and drained by it. You’re confident in yourself and don’t feel the need to put up a facade.
Sure. Nigel and Emily tease you. But slowly, they’ve come to accept you for who you are. You three often go out for drinks after work.
Miranda, however, has apparently not warmed up to you as much. (That’s actually not true, though. She’s just really good at hiding her attraction to you.) She still won’t call you by your actual name and sends you on ridiculous errands. But, she has also started asking for you to bring the book by the house. She only sends people she trusts with the book. You’re honored.
Today, Miranda is in a much worse mood than usual.
You, Emily, and Nigel are chatting and making each other laugh when Miranda arrives. She’s half an hour later than she typically is and that’s seemingly contributing to her frustration.
She storms in and flings her jacket on your desk, unintentionally knocking Nigel’s scalding hot cup of coffee all over the front of your shirt and in your lap.
If Miranda noticed what she did, she didn’t acknowledge it. She goes right into her office and closes the door.
You hiss in agony as you bite back some cuss words.
Nigel gasps and immediately grabs some tissues to try and soak up the spill on your desk. “Are you okay, Y/N?” He asks, horrified.
“Yeah, Nigel. I’m fine… But, I can’t walk around like this all day.” You say and grimace at your stained clothes. “What the hell am I going to do? I don’t have the time to run home and change.” You ask.
Nigel looks at Miranda’s closed office door. He can tell she’s going to be a while. He turns back and grins at you. “Where do you think you are, Y/N?” He says… And immediately decides to make you his next project.
Nigel gives you tons of clothes to try on. You tell him he’s going overboard, but he just glares at you and you shut up.
By the time you’re done, Nigel has picked out the perfect sleek suit for you to wear. He helps you style your hair and tells you to go look at yourself in the mirror.
“Wow… That’s me?” You ask in shock. You look like a completely different person.
Nigel nods with a pleased smile. “It’s certainly an improvement.” He says jokingly. “Keep up that usual confidence and people are going to think you own Runway.” He winks.
“Thanks, Nigel. I really appreciate it.” You tell him.
“Don’t thank me, I was just tired of seeing you dress like an accountant.” He says, crinkling his nose.
You roll your eyes and get back to the office. As you walk in, Emily almost spits out the tea she was drinking before she starts coughing violently.
You raise a perplexed eyebrow. Emily’s cheeks are burning. “What is it, Em?” You ask.
Emily composes herself and clears her throat. “So, you actually look decent for once. Hell must have just frozen over.” She says, trying to seem disinterested in how great you look in your new outfit.
“Haha, very funny.” You say and go to sit back at your desk.
Before long, you hear Miranda’s voice from her office. “Emily.” She says. You huff. She said it in the tone she uses when she means you.
You quickly get up and walk in with a notepad and pen. “Yes, Miranda?” You ask and look down at the paper to get ready to jot some stuff down.
Miranda doesn’t speak immediately.
The silence makes you look up at her in confusion.
Miranda’s face can’t hide the shock she clearly feels. Damn. You look really hot. She can’t help but wonder how much better it would look off of you, though… With your hands exploring her body… Shit! Pull yourself together, Miranda! She thinks harshly to herself and tries to snap out of the trance you’ve put her in.
She knows what a heartthrob you are (She’s not dumb), but this… This is just not fair to suddenly spring on her.
You clear your throat after Miranda’s been staring at you for a while.
The editor slightly shakes her head before her brain gets the message to start working once again. “Get Marc on the phone and make a reservation at that place I like. And Patricia needs to be picked up from the groomers.” She says in her calm, but demanding voice. Her momentary internal freak out has finally passed.
You nod. “I’m on it.” You say quickly and leave.
Miranda clenches her jaw. This is Nigel’s doing, she’s sure of it.
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The rest of the day goes by routinely. Impossible demands are met and you take great pleasure in your efficiency. Later on, Miranda leaves for the day and you finish up some work before going to take the book over.
You get to the townhouse and enter… However, there is an immediate and noticeable tension. Something is wrong. You hear a man’s furious voice and… Miranda’s. You can tell she’s trying to placate whoever she’s talking to, but the man’s voice only grows louder. You’ve never heard Miranda so… Shaken up. You look up at the stairway balcony and see two frightened little redheads peeking their faces out at you. They are silently pleading with you to do something.
Your vision goes red. You stomp up the stairway and make your way to the sound of Miranda’s voice. She sounds… Scared. You turn the corner and see a man, about Miranda’s age, yelling and berating her. You’re almost positive that this is her husband. You and Miranda’s eyes meet. She is so relieved to see you.
The man reaches out to grab Miranda’s arm roughly, but you immediately pull him back by his collar before he can lay his disgusting hand on her. You shove him hard up against the wall, seething. “Alright, you’re done, asshole! Let’s go!” You tell him and drag him harshly down the stairs with your arm tightly around his neck.
“Who the fuck are you?!” He shouts, grunting in pain from your iron grip.
“Your worst fucking nightmare if you continue to make bad choices.” You say darkly. “If I see you back here again we’re going to have a problem. Get it?” You ask and violently shove him down the townhouse’s front steps.
The man stumbles and trips over himself. He splutters as he gets up and looks at you stupidly.
“Beat it!” You yell at him.
The man sees the rage in your eyes and decides to get going. He’s not going to mess with you.
You watch as he leaves like a pathetic idiot. You make sure that he’s gone before closing the front door, locking it, and sighing. You turn around and see Miranda at the top of the stairs.
Her eyes are red from crying and she looks so… Vulnerable.
Cassidy and Caroline begin to sob as they hurry over to hug their mother.
“It’s okay, bobbseys. Mommy’s here.” She assures. Wow. Her voice is so soft and warm right now. You… Love the sound of it like this. It’s comforting.
You quietly make your way up the stairs. “Are you all okay?” You ask gently.
Miranda sees you approaching and begins bawling herself. She reaches out to pull you into a group hug with the girls. “Thank you, Y/N. Thank you.” She says.
Your eyes grow wide. You’ve never heard her say thank you before. You enjoy the feeling of them all in your arms. You could certainly get used to this.
You four finally pull away from each other, but Cassidy immediately clings to your side. She feels safe with you. Not to be outdone, Caroline quickly grabs onto your other side. You look to Miranda in astonishment and she can’t help but chuckle tearily as she looks at the shock on your face.
“I would say that you have won these two over.” She says with a smile and looks at her precious daughters.
You decide that you rather like the idea of the girls approving of you.
Miranda leads you all to the girls’ bedroom and Caroline and Cassidy immediately hop in the same bed and cuddle with each other. Miranda tucks them in and sits on the edge next to them. “Now, bobbseys. I know that was very scary.” She says. “But Y/N protected us.” She says and looks at you in gratitude.
“Thank you, Y/N.” Caroline says.
“Yeah, thanks, Y/N!” Cassidy eagerly adds.
You blush intensely. “My pleasure.” You mumble out, embarrassed.
“Stephen will not be a problem any longer.” Miranda says, looking back at the girls. First thing in the morning, she’s filing divorce papers against that son of a bitch. A restraining order too.
“So, Stephen’s not going to live here anymore?” Caroline asks.
Miranda cups her face. “No, he won’t, bobbsey.” Miranda promises.
Caroline nods, feeling relieved.
“Now, would you like a song to help you fall asleep?” Miranda entices.
The girls eagerly nod.
Miranda turns to you and pats the bed next to her. You quickly take a seat and can feel her lightly leaning against you. She’s so warm. She gently holds your hand and squeezes it.
Miranda sings a beautiful Yiddish lullaby. You are once again falling in love with her voice. You could listen to it constantly.
The girls are soothed by their mother’s singing. They quickly fall asleep.
Miranda ends the song and kisses each daughter on the head before standing up and guiding you out of the room. She turns off the lights and closes the door.
Miranda grabs your hand and leads you to her bedroom. “Y/N, I… I can’t thank you enough.” Miranda says, breaking down once again.
You wrap her in a hug. “Hey, it’s all going to be okay.” You tell her and rub her back.
Miranda lets herself cry for a minute and you calmly whisper soft reassurances in her ear. You will never let anything harm her or the girls again. Something about your dynamic with them has completely changed. You will protect them with your life from here on out.
After Miranda has allowed herself some time to cry, she suddenly pulls back and looks at you closely.
You look back at her. “Miranda?” You ask.
“I… Feel safe… With you, Y/N.” Miranda reveals. She’s just pinpointed why she loves being around you. Every time at work when Miranda has forgotten something or made a tiny mistake, you swoop in and fix it… And now… This. You’re like her own personal superhero.
Miranda’s statement makes your heart rate pick up. You love that you make her feel secure.
“I think that… I haven’t felt truly safe and protected like this since I lost my father.” Miranda realizes and looks you in the eye. “I… Want you here with me, Y/N. Please, will you stay tonight?” She pleads.
You had no intentions of leaving anyway. You wanted to make sure Stephen was really gone. You smile. “Absolutely. I’ll go sleep on the couch.” You tell her. “Good night, Mi-”
“No!” Miranda all but shrieks.
Your posture becomes rigid. Miranda’s never raised her voice before. It’s quite startling. You turn to look at her but Miranda suddenly cups your face.
“Please… Stay in here with me.” She begs.
You can’t say no to her. You nod. “Okay.” You agree.
Then… Something happens that totally changes you for good. Miranda leans forward and places a gentle kiss to your lips. Your brain short-circuits for a second before you kiss her back. Her lips are so velvety. You need more.
Miranda moans softly and it’s the most tantalizing thing you’ve ever heard. She pulls away and looks critically at you. “Nigel knew what he was doing when he dressed you.” She says with a small smirk. “What an evil way to torture me all day.” She whispers.
You laugh and wink. “You can blame yourself for that. You spilled coffee all over me.” You tell her.
Miranda is mortified. She doesn’t remember that. “I… What?” She asks, confused.
“Forget it. I’ll tell you later.” You grin and start to trail kisses down to the base of her throat.
Miranda whines as she grips your hair, wanting you to keep going. You carefully pick her up and lie her on the bed before positioning yourself on top of her. “Let me take your shirt off, doll baby.” You tell her and begin unbuttoning her fancy blouse.
Miranda all but melts as she sees the feral look in your eyes. This is what she needs. To be taken care of and… Completely worshipped.
Note: Haha, so no smut, but the unexpected dom/sub dynamics were really fun to work with on a more emotional level. Depending on if y'all like this one, I may write some smut for it. Hope you enjoyed this!
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#miranda priestly#the devil wears prada#dwp#miranda priestly x reader#devil wears prada#emily charlton#nigel kipling#caroline priestly#cassidy priestly#meryl streep#emily blunt#stanley tucci
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How would the cast react if they are about to get stabbed or shot by someone only for someone else that they're close push them out of the way and get hit instead. What would they do then? Also fyi, no the person did not die, just need to rest at the hospital for a few weeks.
They took a bullet for them
Peppino: He's shocked. He was horrified that his life was going to end, but when he opened his eyes, he saw someone took the hit. He's relieved but also worried. He visits them in the hospital almost every day until they recover.
Gustavo: While he's still in shock, he also feels honored and loved. He was worried and didn't sleep until he found out that they would be okay. He buys them flowers, chocolates, and a "get well soon" balloon to express his gratitude.
Mr. Stick: Dramatic white guy; drops to his knees and screams, "NOOOOO!" And then he sees that they're okay. He was the one who took them to the hospital. He waited in the lobby since he couldn't go back with them. He finally gets to visit them and thanks them.
Pepperman: He picks them up in his arms and hugs them close. He cries a little, thinking they're dead. Once they hug him back, he pulls away, still holding them bridal style. He carries them into the distance despite the fact that they should go to the hospital.
The Vigilante: Almost as dramatic as Stick. He takes his hat off and holds it to his chest, mourning them. Then he sees they're alive. He's enthralled. He gets them to a hospital ASAP where he visits them daily.
The Noise: He's confused, he doesn't know how to feel about it. He accepted death, but someone saved him from it. When they're in the hospital, he's still very conflicted. He doesn't call or write. But he does show up one day to ask why they did it.
Noisette: She's honored but super worried. She's overdramatic and cries. She's convinced that they're dead. When they're in the hospital recovering, she sends all the gifts she can; flowers, balloons, chocolates, etc.
Fake Peppino: He screams and wails. He thinks they're completely dead. They got hurt in front of him, it was so scary. He doesn't seem to understand that they'll be okay, even with them telling him. He just mourns them until they're out of the hospital, then he squishes them with hugs.
Pizzahead: Hear me out on this one. He thinks it's funny. He knew he would be okay if he got attacked, so they didn't need to save him. He thinks their attempt at saving him was silly. Of course, he's flattered. He knows they'll be fine and isn't very concerned.
Pillar John: He's completely baffled. Why would they do that?! He's made of rock, getting shot or stabbed literally wouldn't faze him! There was no need for anyone to get hurt. He's very worried and takes them to the hospital where he tries to explain that he would've been fine.
Gerome: He's confused. Like John, he'd be fine had anyone tried to stab or shoot him. However, he does feel honored that someone was willing to risk their life to save his. He visits them in the hospital a few times. Not much is said, but he liked keeping them company.
#pizza tower#noise#the noise#headcanon#noisette#pizzahead#peppino#peppino spaghetti#pepperman#fake peppino#the vigilante#mr. stick#pillar john#pizza tower gerome#pizza tower gustavo
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Captured Charles Bios: Sven Svensson
Nicknames: Svenie, My angel my world (PERSONALLY ONLY BY RHM)!
Born in the late 1980’s like 1988 somewhere
Age: He’s somewhere in the mid-30’s
Sexuality: Homosexual
Pronouns: He/him
Nationality: He was born in Sweden 🇸🇪 in the city Stockholm
Simplified explanation of his past:
When Sven was born he was in a very traditional Swedish family by his father Magnus Svensson and his mother Annika Svensson and his little brother Caleb and his big sister Kathy! For the first few years Sven happily played with his little brother and his parents were loving to their three kids!
Magnus and Annika loved Sven and Caleb a lot and the big sister Kathy was jealous of them a lot and didn’t think it was FAIR!! And Kathy had here own demons, sneaking out, being in the wrong crowd of people who eventually pressured her to kill her family saying “they don’t care” about her when clearly they do they are trying their best to show love to all their kids!
When Sven turns 9 he heard something at night and he got up from his bed to check it out… he was horrified….his mother and father dead….his little lifeless brother…..dead Kathy only needed to KILL SVEN and as soon as Sven realizes he’s NEXT-…..he ran away running for his life in the the middle of a snowstorm!
The little boy Sven was so hungry and couldn’t see anything he collapsed on the ground shaking almost freezing to DEATH with his eyes open and his nervous system almost shutting down….. then a 20 year old Aussie was hidden in an alley from the cops when he saw a little blonde boy collapse he couldn’t bare to leave him there and so he warmed Sven back up with a fire and pumped his chest to make him come back alive again and Sven immediately cried to him and RHM decided to take the boy with him in the Toppat clan…
RHM was very much a jerk back then but he REALLY cares for Sven despite Terrence not liking the “brat” but played along since he had a crush on RHM!
Fast forward to the last year of Terrence’s reign and thanks to Sven…. RHM found his true love for Reginald…. See Terrence in a fit of RAGE he was about to HIT Sven (the 10 year old boy) with a METAL BAT a that could have KILLED HIM but Reginald stepped in took the BEATING to protect Sven! (That hit made Reginald’s skull crack a bit) but RHM was so SHOCKED AND SCARED for his little boy and he SAW HOW BRAVE REGINALD was…. He protected his son…his only son Sven…. And that’s when RHM realized…. Reginald is right and Terrence needs to be STOPPED….
Once Reginald killed Terrence and married RHM he was told he’s gonna be the next leader and that made Sven so happy that he made his papa’s proud!
He has a complicated history with Burt since they were young and Burt is super possessive off Sven and he’s SO OVER IT!! …not that he likes it the more time passes…
Sven and Burt are both boyfriends and ever since Burt lost his “father” Terrence and was receiving disrespect and unfairness he might have pushed his problems onto Sven and that’s why Sven bickers a lot with him! (Eventually they will both see that they are hurting each other…)
Terrence was then freed from his painting in 2022 in October
Personality:
Sven is somewhat egotistical and a jerk but when it comes to people he loves he’s very friendly and funny! He’s cowardly sometimes like his poppa Reg BUT has a BIG TEMPER like his Vater (father) RHM! He’s also a genius and he likes making blueprints for Burt on inventions and that’s why Sven and Burt love each other in the first place because of how smart they both are together hehe! Sven sassy and sarcastic sometimes but he still has a big heart for his family and would do anything to help them! He suffers from the syndrome of “I don’t wanna express my feelings” like his father RHM who also has the same mentality!
Habits/Hobbies:
Sven has a favorite Swedish band named ABBA and also a Swedish artist named Calvin Harris lol
He like Reginald, RHM, and Burt … Sven likes to smoke when he’s anxious
He has a habit of bringing a mirror everywhere he goes to check himself! He really focuses a lot on his beauty since Sven is pretty and handsome!
He’s intelligent and is often found experimenting with Pollo by @00lari00 and Burt
He has a habit of never knowing when to stop working (like Allwork) Sven being the next Toppat is in training and is seen doing a LOT of paper work!
This is obvious but Sven being Swedish he has a really thick Swedish accent and when he speaks he pronounces the “W’s” as “V’s” hehe
Sven always gets stressed induced stomach aches whenever he’s stressed or in a panic mode it’s a condition
Powers/Abilities:
(SPOILER)
I will update this on his powers once Sven shows it which is actually real soon in the epilogue…
Other facts:
Sven’s color that represent him is blue AND yellow!
His eye color is dark blue with a hint of yellow in his eyes! Like this!
This is what Sven looked like 15-25
This is what Sven looks like below 12 years old
Relationships:
Sven and Burt are dating! It’s a bit er….complicated but once they work out their problems they will soon be a healthy relationship!
He LOVES his family Reginald especially poppa RHM! He also LOVES his brother Jay by @jaytoons7 and cares about him deeply! The two brothers will always look out and take care of each other!
He’s BEST FRIENDS with Pollo by @00lari00 and with Burt the three make SCARY SCIENCE STUFF AND BE MAD SCIENTISTS TOGETHER HEHEHEHE!
Favorite food:
Swedish food especially SurstrÖmming (which is fermented herring) and some Swedish candy especially Swedish fish (which is delicious :))
Likes:
Science, reading books, working, and his country Sweden 🇸🇪 which Sven can be QUITE patriotic sometimes lol and being an overachiever hahaha
Dislikes:
STUFF THAT WASTES HIS TIME, not being able what to do, insulting his culture, and being “not pretty” he takes care of his face a lot! (Foreshadowing?…. 👀)
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What type of humour would you say everyone had? Cause I can see Missingno. having a very dark sense of humuor when kids aren't around, and Meau's humour mainly consisting of inside jokes
Tell me, am I wrong?
Ooooo I love this question,,
Okay so Missingno. actually had a very goofy sense of humor, he’s the type that will find slipping on a banana peel to be peak comedy. It’s all super goofy, punny, dumb things that tickle him into giggles. He gets very excitable about it! It’s very much as if he doesn’t truly grasp humor in general, so find the goofy things just in life to he such a thrill ;3
Meay is actually the one with the darker sense of humor, of which, Missingno can and will laugh at it. Partly due to shock and partly due to finding it genshin rot funny. But he will laugh more at dumb things her, Meau is just a bit jaded and seen too much so it’s a gentle coping mechanism for them both.
Ody, in turn, will also end up with a dark sense of humor as he gets older, as a kid tho it will horrify me a wee bit.
Circe is unintentionally funny, she is snarky and witty, but when she actively tries to be funny, she fails miserably and nobody understands her humor. Except her future wife, who will always laugh at her painfully bad jokes. Their just bad, not even funny bad.
Flurry is just dumb and Puns, his sense of humor is a melting pot of everything. He will laugh at just about anything, except Circe, and generally is just goofy like Noe!
Lastly, Deca has a more messed up sense of humor than anybody else. Even Meau, which she’s a wee bit concerned about given he may have existed for almost as long as she has… but he’s only been a conscious, thinking, feeling critter for a few months.
This whole thing gives me a lot of ideas so I’m gonna do doodles some I think XD
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TW: Cannibalism; Traumatic Birth Experiences
Coach Ben teaching Health Ed class!! This man has suffered through so much.
TAIVAN WITH THEIR DESKS SHOVED TOGETHER!! Lolololol, at Misty being the only one who is paying attention and Ben clearly not caring that no one is paying attention.
“Poppies, Jeff. Jackie likes poppies.” She says this to get people to stop whispering about them, but God, I love the intimacy of this line too—the way that Shauna knows Jackie’s favorite flower.
THIS BLUR SONG. WOW, WOW, WOW.
Lmao at Misty emptying all her pockets.
Lottie’s shocked expression when she clocks that it’s Misty for the first time. The almost immediate steeliness, the barely controlled rage. The height difference between Simone and Christina is so fucking funny. Misty is a tiny little bean.
“And I won’t call the IRS about what I assume is your routine tax evasion.” AKQKWNWKSN
Lottie gets a visible headache and asks Misty to stay a while; she possibly had a vision?
“She is the one who decided to act out by dating a cop.” SO FOUL, SHAUNA SNSNDNWNWJDNS.
“It honestly would’ve been better if you just had sex with him.” FOUL FOUL FOUL.
Baby girl is so fucked up!!! Callie and Jeff’s horrified expressions when they hear this shows us that they’re registering this, how off kilter Shauna is.
The girls desperately scrambling to figure out what they should do to help Shauna, and it’s moments like these when you remember that they’re children, and it’s awful.
Tai being right at Shauna’s head, holding her shoulders, wiping off her head, encouraging her. They make me so fucking tender.
Misty has entirely shut down.
“WILDERNESS, I HOPE SHAUNA DOESN’T DIE.” MARI WOQKOQJEWJWJRJNWJEJWNWNENWJS. YOU KEEP DIGGING YOURSELF INTO THAT PIT, GIRL. I LOVE YOU.
Tai holding Shauna’s face reassuring her over and over again that she’s not going to die.
Nat being a fail girl at rifle practice.
“I’m poison. I ruin people.” God, my heart aches for her. She genuinely believes this.
“I killed my best friend… the only person that I loved.” FUCK. 😭
Natalie and Lisa’s relationship is so, so good. The vulnerability between them, the care.
“… we did so much fucked up shit out there. And yeah, maybe it was to survive. Maybe. But I don’t think we deserved to.” GOD GOD GOD. Two things haunt me about this particular line. That second maybe—we’ve known from the start that they did things out there that weren’t solely about survival. Pit Girl. Her ritualistic consumption. But also the fact that this is the condemnation that Nat hangs on them all. None of them should have made it out of the woods alive, and maybe, just maybe, that would have been penance for what they had done.
Tai looks like a peak lesbian in Van’s clothes. <3
Van reminding Tai of her FAMILY, and Tai is just like, lmao, fuck them. It’s you and me, baby.
She is so awful. <33
“You’re married, Taissa. There’s no us anymore.” God.
Tai sees all the overdue bills in the trash can; Van is struggling.
Misty is utterly broken about Kristen. It’s easy for us to say she’s the “well-adjusted” one between all the adults because she’s been able to compartmentalize so well; she’s out there girlbossing and murdering!! But she’s just as fucked up, just as traumatized, even if she invited so much of that trauma on herself: breaking the transmission box, telling Kristen, inadvertently killing that innocent girl.
Nat appealing to Ben, the adult, Ben, the health ed teacher, for guidance, BUT HE IS A FAILURE TOO. “I just pressed play on a video.” AMQKQKKEWKKDOWKSSK
“Women have been having babies for millions of years.” 😭 Nat, I fucking love you. These girls care for each other so fucking much.
GETTING COMFORT FROM HER POCKET MOUSE. AKILAH, I LOVE YOU AMQMQDNJWNS.
Not the cult performing blood offerings in the corner. My God QNKQKQMWNRKWKWMWMWKWJREK.
POV: Ur having a baby in the woods and all the goth kids are being weird about it.
God, Lottie needs to fucking get a new psychiatrist. This lady is the worst.
Simone is such a fucking good actor.
“We did… terrible things in Its name. And I thought when we were rescued, that we left It there, but now I realize… we brought it back with us.” The subtitles are really lending an emphasis to It now. God, I need a side-by-side of all the ladies talking about the terrible things they did in the forest: Shauna talking to Callie, Natalie and Lisa, and now Lottie and the psychiatrist. The horror on all of their faces when they admit this truth aloud; for all of them, it’s almost too much to bear.
“I mean, if you’re done crying, I could tell you some stories.” QKQKKWOWJEJDJ
Ben, ur such a failure. Ily.
The antlers behind Ben in the flashback…
THE PLACENTA FUCKING COMING FIRST. AND THE VIDEO. AND TAI REMEMBERING IT’S SUPPOSED TO COME AFTERWARDS. I’M FUCKED UP.
Crystal and Misty were gonna sing a song at Shauna’s labor. Lmfao.
“You can save our baby.” LOTTIE WTF
“You’re so close to being on the other side.” The double entendre is absolutely there. Shauna is so fucking close to death.
Taissa crying because she cares so much for Shauna and she already knows, from that placenta coming first, this fucking isn’t going to end well.
“Aren’t you probably the last person who should be giving me legal advice right now?” AQQKEMFMEMS, drag her ass, Callie. (Callie and Shauna both wearing that forest green because they are so alike.)
I fucking hate Matt the Cop. Smug fucking bastard!!
Tai fucking with Van about the sorting. 😭 I love them so much.
“No, Tai. You came here for help with your life. If I need help with mine, I’ll let you know.” TELL HER, VAN. One thing I’ve really enjoyed about both Taissa storylines is that they’ve consistently portrayed her as someone who can be judgmental and hypocritical. It’s such a good character flaw for her.
Tai’s entire tone changing when she hears that it’s Lottie.
“It’s a bunch of granola losers, but the food is great, and the BO factor is surprisingly low.” QKQKFNWKOWKEQPJEN
All of these children are crying, and I’m so fucking upset. I care about all of them so goddamn much. Nat and Tai and Misty being right there for her means so much for me. That’s my core four.
Shauna is dying right in front of them.
THE SUBTITLES SAY MISTY, BUT THAT WAS JACKIE FUCKING TAYLOR’S VOICE.
The entire scene is lit differently. The baby is too big and healthy. The placenta came first. The crying is repetitive. This is a goddamn dream.
“… but no, I’d rather keep the past in the past.” / “Van, you run a video store. […] You practically live in the past.” POT CALLING THE KETTLE BLACK, MA’AM. YOU WERE RECENTLY CAUGHT SACRIFICING YOUR DOG IN THE BASEMENT!! YOU CHASED AFTER YOUR EX AND GAVE HER A BOOBY PEN!!!!!!
Taissa is so judgy, lmfao. Never change, girl failure.
“Don’t fuckin’ judge me because I know you’re too evolved for online dating.” GET HER!! Lauren has inhabited Van so well. Like, sometimes I can hear Liv in her delivery of lines.
“But don’t flatter yourself. It’s not because of you.” Vanlottietai triangle in the wilderness when
Natalie, ma’am, I know you have, like, seven different infections from wearing those pants for so long. SEVEN.
Lisa giving Natalie the Fourteenth Gilly, so she’s responsible for something other than herself. 😭 Sobs.
If anything fucking happens to Lisa, I will lose my shit. I love her so much.
Shauna not being able to feed the baby. I’m so fucked up. The other girls can see that starvation awaits.
JEFF PLAYING “FUCK THE POLICE” WITH THE WINDOW DOWN OUTSIDE THE POLICE STATION. I LOVE THIS MAN. HE IS THE FUNNIEST FUCKING HIMBO. ALQWKQODJKWKW
QKQOOWWKMWKDNSNS, JEFF SAYING IT TAKES A WHILE FOR SHAUNA TO GO TO THE BATHROOM. THE LOOKS TAI AND VAN GIVE EACH OTHER. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS MAN
He is such a weirdo.
Misty talking about Nat with such love and affection. Girlfriends. <33
“We’re all like this. Aren’t we?” Nat looking at Misty for the first time with sympathy in her eyes. She fundamentally sees that Misty is fucked up too.
I’m fucking crying at this baby starving.
“Your kid doesn’t like you too much, does she?” RIGHT ON THE HEELS OF THAT LAST SCENE. THAT’S SHAUNA’S GREATEST FEAR, HER CONTINUALLY BLEEDING WOUND.
Melanie Lynskey is so fucking pretty.
“You really did a number on her.” God, God, God, God. Shauna and Callie really eff me up. They were doomed from the start, from the moment that Shauna nearly died from having that first baby in the woods.
“And you do not have to be like your mom.” It’s too late, Kevyn. She already is.
“I never even wanted to be a mom. In fact… I did not sta… start out a bad person, but in case you haven’t noticed, life doesn’t tend to turn out the way you think it will. You have a kid that you… you don’t want… to save a marriage that you got into out of… guilt and-and shame. And, and you just… you can’t really let yourself love either of them. But, of course, you do. You-you love them despite yourself. You’re just incredibly bad at it.” I HAVE LITERAL TEARS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. MELANIE GODDAMN LYNSKEY.
This isn’t Shauna lying. We know that Shauna is a piss poor fucking liar. This is the truth from the bottom of her goddamn heart. She didn’t want Callie. She had her to save a marriage that she only got into because she felt so guilty—about the woods, about Jackie, about what she and Jeff and all the girls did to her. But she loves them. She loves her husband. She loves her daughter. And she knows that she hasn’t done them their due. And this has also been a truth from the beginning. Shauna absolutely loathes herself. She self-destructs partially as a punishment that she thinks fits her endless crime.
The music shifts when she does start lying. What came before it was sincere.
“But leave my kid out of it.” SHE LOVES CALLIE.
I fucking hate this cop!!!
CALLIE SINGLE-HANDEDLY SAVING THIS ENTIRE INVESTIGATION WOQKQKWOQOKWIDJDJEJEJEJEJEJEIEKEMDJD. I FUCKING LOVE HER.
“Especially when they ask me to describe his weird ass balls.” WKQKWOQOOWIWJEJDIEJENWKIRIRIFKDKWKDIDIFIEIWKDJDJWJKSJE.
NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO HATE CALLIE SADECKI.
Lottie feeding the baby. ☠️
JEFF SPITTING HIS DRINK OUT EVERYWHERE DJWJDNDN.
Shauna’s voice break when she says “Yes” about the gun. She’s unraveling and unraveling.
“I am really worried about you. You are, like, out of control, Shauna.” / “Yeah, you think?!” And she actually cries in front of Jeff.
Jeff’s like, “Go, honey. Have a well-deserved mental health vacation with your wilderness cannibal girlfriends. 🥰” He didn’t say that, but I’m paraphrasing.
Callie and Shauna had a plan all along. :/ But Shauna screwed it up. Both of the Sadecki parents trying to reassure their daughter.
NAT TRYING TO, UM, SPARE THE FISH FROM THE COLD CRUELTIES OF THIS WORLD. GOD????
“It’s all a goddamn prison anyway.”
GOOD. THE FOURTEENTH GILLY LIVES.
I’m no fish expert, but um, is that bowl just a wee bit too small?
Shauna talking so tenderly to this baby. This episode is not going to fucking end well.
Shauna saying that she wants the moment for herself, and that’s such a core part of her ethos. This (dream) baby is hers and hers alone, someone she doesn’t have to share, someone that no one can try to control, even though they might try.
LMAO, AT SHAUNA GETTING THERE SO FAST. SHE MUST HAVE BEEN SPEEDING.
Nat has finally changed out of those goddamn leather pants!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Shauna and Nat hug. Oh, God, yeah, yeah, yeah. Natalie was there for Shauna during one of her darkest times, and now they’re both in ruts again. There’s so much solemnity in the gesture, so much pain.
Taimisty joy hug. 😭
VANLOTTIE HOMOEROTIC CRY STARING!!!
THE FUCKING SYMBOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The tea was drugged. 😭 Shauna calling out for Tai and Van.
FUCKING EATING IT. I KNOW IT’S A DREAM. I KNOW. I KNOW, BUT GOD
AND THEN SHE FUCKING WAKES UP, AND THEY’RE ALL CRYING.
“We thought we lost you.” Tai holding her face. I’m fucking unwell.
I CAN’T FUCKING DO THIS. I CAN’T
SOPHIE FUCKING NÉLISSE.
“Don’t you hear him crying? Why can’t you hear him cry?”
Taissa holding Shauna and that dead baby, blood on her hands.
“Why can’t you hear him?”
This is the most upsetting goddamn television I’ve ever fucking seen in my life.
“The infants lungs will fill with air, signaled by a cry.” And at the end, it’s this line from the video documentary that comes back to haunt us all.
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I had the idea of evan and actress reader reading tons of thirst tweets together. Just saw a lot of videos and thoughy it would be nice with evan too omg. You can chose if you wanna write with both or not.
notes : this is very short and shitty but I had a hard time writing the speech and actions together so like yea just a little blurb :) Also evan and reader are just best friends. Enjoyyy
“ Alright ready? “ the producer asked. Y/n looked in the mirror and touched up her hair a bit before nodding her head. “ Okay action! “ The cameras started rolling as Evan introduced himself first. “ Hey Buzzfeed, I’m Evan Peters with the lovely Y/n Y/l/n and today is another ungodly episode of thirst tweets. These are actually going to traumatise me. “ He laughed and slid a hand over his face. “ Don’t worry you’re not alone “ Y/n patted his back, both of them making sad pouting faces.
“ Oh don’t make them think we kidnapped you here and forced you two to do this! “ One of the crew members shouted from behind, making everyone burst out laughing, lighting up the atmosphere. Both the actors pulled out their phones and clicked into twitter, the horrifying and chaotic app. “ Alright shall I do the honours of doing the first one? “ Y/n asked Evan. “ Yes please, I don’t think I’m ready. “ Evan took a deep breath in and heavily blew it out, making you chuckle.
“ Whenever I see Y/n on screen I can only think of letting her sit on my face and me eating the fuck out of her. “ Her eyes were widening as she was reading it. “ Woah already on a great start here Y/n “ Evan gave a funny worried look. “ Yea uhm, well I appreciate being on your mind and hope I taste good in your dreams? “ She shrugged and made an uncertain expression. Seeing that Y/n didn’t have anything left to say, Evan started with his first tweet.
“ When I stumble along a video of Evan, my vibrator suddenly appears in my hand and bussy is purring. “ Evan laughed out loud and shook his head in disapproval. “ God these people on twitter need to be controlled! I’m disappointed in you people on this app. “ Evan put a hand on his chest and acted like a disapproving dad, making Y/n playfully hit his shoulder and laugh at him. Them grinning at each other brightly, “ Okay my turn, this is funner than I thought kinda disturbing but that’s the twist to it. Alright next one, Y/n seems like a great person to have a smoke with while watching a sunset, making out with her till the dusk takes over the sky. “
“ Aww, that’s actually really cute and should’ve been the first one I started out with. Well if you have time we can go have a smoke together, I’m free tomorrow in fact. “ Y/n joked, making a hand into a phone and putting it to her ear, mouthing the words ‘ hook me up ‘ with her wiggling her eyebrows. “ Don’t worry about her people, she’s just desperate for friends, she’s a loner. “ Evan used his large hand and covered Y/n’s face. “ Hey! I choose to be alone sometimes okay “ She scolded Evan, smacking his hand away. He put up his hands in defeat and cackled, “ I trust you, but remember when you’re lonely I’m here to cure it “ Evan placed his hands onto her hand and puckered up his lips while smiling.
“ Yea yea yea, read your next one big boy “ Y/n gestured to his phone. Evan focused his gaze back onto his phone and scrolled to the next tweet. “ I would like for Evan to push me against the wall with his hand around my neck, choking me, then smashes his lips against mine and we have a very heated make-out. “ Hearing him read out his tweet, Y/n almost spat out her water. She was shocked, who knew the internet was so wild and brave to say such things. “ Bravo you’ve got your first nasty one that WILL haunt your dreams tonight. “ Evan just stared at his phone disgustingly, poor man is disturbed.
“ Well firstly, I’m traumatised. Secondly, I would never choke anyone because I am not a sadist myself and wish to not hurt anyone. “ Evan placed his phone faced downwards and wiped imaginary sweat off his forehead. “ Yea guys don’t misunderstand that he’s a sadist, because he’s actually a secret masochi- '' “ Guys please don’t listen to this little girl she doesn't know anything that’s coming out of her mouth. “ Evan interrupted her by putting a hand over her mouth. Taking this as an opportunity, Y/n pinched him arm away, making Evan wince.
“ See everyone! I just got it on black and white that Evan enjoys painnn. “ Not giving a single second for Evan to respond, Y/n moved on to her last tweet. “ Okay last one, let’s get a juicy one. Ah this one, I’m literally so gay for Y/n I wish I could make her feel so good. “ Oh did Y/n love having an effect on both genders. “ Well my fellow, sorry to break this to you but Miss Y/l/n sexuality isn’t colourful. “ Evan said while still soothing his pinched skin. “ Welllll you’re wrong, I actually don’t have a label so you freaky fellows still have chances. “ Y/n smirked while squinting her brows together.
“ Omg you’re saying I have a chance too!? “ Evan dramatically gasped while flicking his wrist. “ Nahh you’re just my best friend “ Y/n wrapped her arms around his shoulders while smushing him closer to her. “ Way to go for friendzoning me “ Evan mumbled into her hair as he pretended to cry. “ Your welcome, now read your last tweet crybaby I can’t handle this suffering any longer “ Picking back up his phone he read the last and final tweet to end this pain.
“ I wish Evan Peters could smash a laptop on my tits right now, oh come onnn. Why is it always violence? “ Evan sighed. “ Oh well at least it’s over, now put down that phone and delete that app later. You're too sweet for it. “ Y/n suggested as she funnily pushed off his phone patted his head, acting like his mum.
“ WELL uhm that’s it for today’s disturbing thirst tweet, uhm buzzfeed please never invite us again though it was our pleasure to be here.” Evan unexpectedly shouted his sentence, making Y/n jump and her making a ‘ are you crazy ‘ face. “ Yes thank god let’s please wrap this up but also don’t forget to watch our latest movie American Animals streaming on netflix and hulu. “
Y/n was so glad to wrap this up because all she learned today was that she made the right choice of not being on the internet.
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I spewed again! I went decades without vomiting. Then recently I have violently and involuntarily lost the contents of my belly, on two occasions.
My dog woke me up early on Wednesday morning. I swallowed my daily medication and got up to let him out. I started some coffee and put some clothes in the washing machine. Then I went to the bathroom to wash my face. Except I felt kind of…funny?
My tummy hitched. It was strange. The last time I felt my belly move like that, slimy almost, I spewed coffee with dots of green bile into my office trashcan.
I ignored the oily feeling in my gorge and washed my face. Then I let my dog inside. I was not nauseated or dizzy. (Thank god. I also have emetophobia and nausea is the worst thing I could feel). I took a deep breath, and my belly jumped again!
What the…
It felt like something was trying to come up. I gasped. I had felt this same, creeping ickiness last month when I regurgitated that mornings coffee all over the office trashcan.
Uh oh, I thought. Zofran. Need zofran now. Where was my purse? I needed zofran.
My mouth filled with saliva. Salty saliva. I felt my diaphragm tightening and my throat opening.
Oh good, my purse, my Purse. Zofran. I just needed to get a Zofran in my mouth.
My tongue locked down to the base of my mouth, and I retched. Saliva poured into my mouth.
Ohmygod. I felt as if I was going to…throw up? Ohmygod. Where was the Zofran?
I felt another oily spasm from inside my guts and realized I didn’t have time to look for Zofran. I was out of time. I was soon going to lose control of my gastrointestinal tract. I was in shock as I knelt in front of my toilet. I spit into the water, a bit in disbelief.
I was still in denial that this was going to happen. My belly was fighting it’s way up my gorge. What on earth. Did I eat something bad?
I retched, and lunged over the toilet. Again I thought about the irony that I was in no position to go look for my phone and film it. And in no way did I enjoy this. I felt so sick. Bbbbugh urrrgh.
My head became heavy, my throat full, and my diaphragm hitched and contracted. I could do nothing but drool, open-mouthed into the toilet. Omg my toilet wasn’t as clean as I’d like.
“UhhhhLAAAAT!” Against my will, I felt my stomach contract and then eject its contents at rapid speed. Up my throat, out my lips, and into the toilet without much aim. I spewed up the pills I had swallowed, then gasped for breath. I tasted the bitter coating pass through my lips. I gasped an inhale, horrified that I had just spewed.
My guts churned and cramped. I felt bad. Really bad. Suddenly I was overwhelmed by nausea! Before I knew what was happening, My head was in the toilet AGAIN, almost involuntarily, as I retched. all I could see was white porcelain. I was aware of my hair hanging around me, draped over the toilet seat. So far my sick tummy had missed my hair. The once clear water was now full of yellow ish prior stomach contents.
The spew hit the water and created a spreading pattern. The toilet spun sickeningly around me. The back of my throat burned.
“BUuuuuUuGghhUuuuuuurp” I gave up a loud, forceful offering to the porcelain god. I spewed a big, long, thick stream of beige colored liquid former food. It hit the toilet water and bounced back up on my chin, nose, forehead. I gagged against the feeling. I gasped for breath, spit, and wiped burning bile snot from my nose with the palm of my hand.
BbblLLEUUGRGH
woah, did that sound come out of me? It was completely involuntary. I sounded so freaking stomach sick. My dog was fighting to get his face into the toilet bowl. I bet it was a strange experience for him. He saw me on my knees over the toilet, head down, helpless, completely giving up all conscious control to my body. All of food and drink I had swallowed over the last 12 hours or so was going to come back up and out. Up and out under serious pressure. I was so glad I’d made it to the toilet in time.
“GuuUuurrrUUUGHARG!!!” The most forceful spew yet, bringing up my stomach contents loudly. It probably seemed to my dog that I was reacting to whatever I was looking at in the toilet bowl. I had to push him away.
“GuuuuUUUUUURGHUHLAHuuuugaaaack” my small intestines cramped, propelling the Thai food from last night up my throat and out into the now dirtier water. I tasted the butter chicken and thick orange colored spices.
I gasped, and spit. Inhale. Spit.
I was covered in sweat under my robe. I was completely naked. Sweat dripped down my neck, then my breasts. My titties slipped across the slick cold porcelain as I tried to catch my breath. I felt so miserable and sick.
“BUUuuurgh!” I belched over the toilet, then retched. Oh GOD my stomach cramped then, and I lost the rest of last nights dinner in a long, slimy, chunky volume of warm stomach contents that were not meant to come back up this way but there they went, adding to the volume of toilet water.
I rapidly felt better. The stomach cramps stopped, the sweats slowed, the back of my neck cooled down. My throat and sinuses burned. I reached up and flushed the toilet.
I had a sour taste in my mouth. I spit into a piece of toilet paper and examined the bubbly spit that surrounded chunks of rice and potatoes from the curry. I wiped orangish curry snot from my nose.
Oh GOD, that was gross, and I gagged and lost the last bit of bright orange butter chicken into the plumbing.
I rapidly felt better and stood to turn on the shower. What a spew.
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“They said she was straight outta Compton. They compared her newborn son to a monkey. They linked her very first project to terrorists. Harry was called a race traitor. Faux anthrax was sent to them within a racist letter and was treated by police as a hate crime. Good on Meghan for telling the world this isn't okay, and good on Harry for standing up to his relatives and getting his wife and son out of that toxic environment. No human should go through that no matter WHAT family they're part of.” - Submitted by Anonymous
“From calling Meghan Markle the n-word to claiming she faked her pregnancy and presented a doll to the world, it's beyond shocking and repulsive how vile people can be.” - Submitted by Anonymous
“if you look at all of the comments on meghan's suits interviews almost every comment before 2018 is about how pretty and nice and funny and friendly she is. but every comment 2018 onwards is mean, hateful and rude. i mean its clear proof of the impact of the daily mail's horrific hate campaign against her.” - Submitted by Anonymous
“Never forget that Oprah was in response to the hate,now people use it as an excuse for hating. Never forget that many white people get more angry at being called racist than the actual racism itself e.g. people angrier at Meghan for telling the world there's racism in the institution than at the fact that there's racism in the institution. Never forget that many white people will always believe whites over nonwhites e.g. why they're satisfied with "we're very much not a racist family" statements” - Submitted by Anonymous
“[White] people view princessing as a white job/activity. It's why there's people trying to come up with scientific reasons as to why mermaids can't be Black(it'd be funny if it weren't so tragic), why they insist a certain married-in princess isn't a princess even though technically anyone who's legally married to a prince is indeed a princess, why that princess is criticized for things white princesses do without pushback because again it's never about the action/outfit,it's about the pedigree.” - Submitted by Anonymous
“It is horrifying how people view Meghan but it's also what I expect from people who idolize the royal family” - Submitted by Anonymous
“Not all critics of Meghan are racist, but all racists hate Meghan.” - Submitted by Anonymous
“A woman rang LBC and talked about her 14 year old black daughter having faeces thrown at her by a group of white boys. Meghan’s treatment by the media isn’t an isolated experience that affects her only, by normalising this kind of abuse gives people the encouragement to go after anyone they perceive to be another object they can ridicule and humiliate.” - Submitted by Anonymous
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like it’s the old love. | part 1 FINALE: section b | "and a happy new year"
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features albedo, the lnhs student groupchat!!
warnings: like in every other chapter the reader is fem!reader, there's a little bit of swearing, lots of cringe again, a bit suggestive at parts? (the gc thinks the two of you had sex)
notes: woohoo, happy new year everyone! aaand also, final chapter of litol part 1!!! here's to having a good one. you are so, so loved-- you've got parents who may love you, friends who may love you-- hey, if you need it, I'm here to love you too! here's to a good 2024! kind of weird that I'm here writing stuff on tumblr because the world didn't end a few years ago, heheh. but I'm happy. I love you all!
summary: here's to having a great year ahead. you'll be fine, you think-- now you know just how loved you are.
You giggle before keeping your phone and he opens the car door again.
“If there’s one discovery I’ve made the last few days,” he says— his hand stays outstretched behind his back as yours curls on top of his and your palm is pressed flush to the back of his fingers— “It’s that your fingers fit perfectly on top of mine.”
You roll your eyes playfully, giddy with delight, “You… you smooth operator, you.”
And you’re two soon-to-be adults, one not so scared of being one anymore, and the other willing to hold their hand every step of the way.
And then you’re two kids who just came back home early in the morning after a night of being away, alone together, holding hands and giggling, in front of one of said kids’ mother.
“...hi, Auntie Alice?”
There’s only shock written all over her now, her face contorted into an expression that even the best of your reaction images online could never hope to rival how much her jaw had gone slack and how quickly she’d reeled back in either abject surprise, horror or disgust.
You look to Albedo’s side and— oh, he’s blushing just as much as you are, he’s bending down to pull his collar up and obscure his face from his mother’s eyes, so maybe you shouldn’t worry as much since you’re not alone in this.
“Good job, kids,” she says, schooling her expression, though you can still see it and hear it in her… confused…? …horrified? Tone?
It’s funny— you just came back, Alice’s expressions right now, despite her usual acceptance of how casually crazy things could get in her life (though she was mostly the catalyst of those events, now that you think about it), are a few that you’d like to remember anytime you need a laugh. You really want to snap a picture of her right now.
But god, was this embarrassing. She’d hinted at rooting for the two of you to get together a few days before, but you don’t think she would have actually expected anything to happen. Well.
And then you look back at Albedo, who’s actually started tittering (it’s almost unfair, it doesn’t even sound annoying or disgusting, it still sounds so light and soft), and you start doing so too.
“S-sorry, Auntie Alice,” you snort, “Don’t worry, I— nothing happened— oh my god, this is so embarrassing,”
“...so, I…uhm. It’s official now?” she asks after what you think could have been three whole minutes of her standing in silence with an exaggerated emoticon on her face.
“Uh— don’t tell my parents yet, though.” Yet. You definitely will, one day. But not yet. When the two of you had first decided on your agreement, you agreed you wouldn’t let Alice or your parents know. But now that Alice does, she seems…fine with it. Maybe your parents would be okay, first, but as your hand reaches Albedo’s to squeeze his, you figure that he’ll probably agree with you. (It’s okay either way. You’ll ask him later.)
“...Roger that.”
—
Christmas goes well. Klee hugs the backpack, — the vibrant red one with the little white Dodoco sewed onto it, and then the two of you as well. With a sheepish smile you hand Albedo a pair of reading glasses you’d gotten behind his back way back in March this year, since you had remembered him mentioning how he had trouble reading things too far from him if he weren’t wearing contacts, and that he often forgot said contact lenses. He thanks you for it with a smile and Alice chuckles while Klee tilts her head in curiosity. The list of Alice’s gifts are as follows: a Dodoco-themed water bottle for Klee, a new set of paintbrushes for Albedo, and for you, a digital camera.
“A camera?” you ask. It’s one of those older cameras, where the pictures taken can be quite blurry and old. In all honesty, you’d never given photography much thought after seeing how effortlessly flawless the pictures your brother could take were despite his knowledge of technology being that of an old man’s, but you smile when you have the gift.
“Now you have something to document your life,” she says, “It’ll help make your life a good one. Live in the moment while being able to look back once you reach the future, you know?”
“Yeah,” you grin contentedly, “Yeah. I’ll live in the moment now. Thank you, Auntie Alice!”
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When Klee’s gone to sleep, and Alice has settled in her own room with her nightwear on, you and Albedo sit by the foot of the bed in his room.
“Here,” he says, that same charming, soft, calm smile gracing his ever-princely features, “My Christmas present to you.”
You look down at your hands when he passes them to you. It’s a bag of seashells. Just like the one Yunjin’s grandfather had gotten once.
Woah.
In the transparent bag, each seashell is pristine and beautiful— dreamy hues of blue or coral lining the back, embellishing the clear white of them like ribbons wrapped around picture-perfect presents. “...they’re beautiful…” you gasp as your eyes travel across each one, and you would have admired it for longer if not for your next train of thoughts. “But wait, isn’t this illegal?”
He chuckles, “Don’t worry, I checked. In Mondstadt, doing this in some beaches is illegal, but the one we go to has always been relatively clean and safe, and shells can be collected as long as they don’t hit the max quota one person can have from there.”
“I— I don’t know what to say, Albedo, I mean, to be honest, I kind of just said it since I was thinking about it all of a sudden, but I’m… I’m really happy. Thank you, Albedo. I love you. So much.”
“I love you, too, love,” he smiles, “And take this as a promise.”
“A promise for what?”
“You’ll find out one day,” he laughs.
“Hey, don’t play that with me!” And something tells you that although you don’t really want to pry, when he is telling you one day, it’ll be something good this time. Really, really good.
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You smile at your phone until your cheeks are sore. You hadn’t noticed it before— you just thought you were terribly lonely and cursed to be that way forever. You thought that since you were scared of living you didn’t want to live, and now that you’d had your taste of living and figuring out that you had been loved all along, you know you’ll never want to leave it ever again.
This year really wasn’t a bad one. You are loved. By your friends, by your brother— your parents, too, they’re just too busy sometimes but you know they must have tried at least once while you were growing up to show you that they so obviously did. You’re loved by Keqing, even if it wasn’t in the same way that you from years ago would have wanted. You are loved by Albedo, by Alice, by Klee.
In a few minutes, the year’ll be ending, and you think that the reflections of fireworks in Albedo’s eyes deserve to live forever in a painting.
“Happy New Year,” he says as the fireworks shatter your eardrums, sprouting out into the sky like rockets and bursting out into a magnificent display formed of an array of colours. You step closer to him, resting your hand on his as his hand clutches the railing of the balcony. He’d driven you out to the same department store for tonight, bringing the two of you to the top floor where other couples, families and friends had come to see the fireworks, too.
Before this, you would be feeling lonely. The giggles and shouts and celebrations filling the room would have made you feel as if you were being shoved into a dark, unforgiving box of solitude that you only realised you had the key to a few years after.
But there’s a hand that you can hold now, one that you can touch and feel; you have someone’s hair to comb through with your hands; there’s someone who’ll place the blanket over you when you’re staying the night in his room, and you’re celebrating a new year with him right now.
“Happy New Year to you too,” you smile, “Wait, let me capture this, real quick,” you say, fiddling through your pockets for the digicam. “Smile!”
“Think of giving me a New Year’s kiss?” he asks, a smug grin on his face, though the blush on his cheeks doesn’t go unnoticed despite the darkness of the sky and the blinding shimmer of the fireworks.
“Pft,” you grin. You’re sure your cheeks are warm, too. But you peck him on the cheek teasingly. “Maybe this’ll do. Here’s to hoping you have a good year ahead, Albedo.”
“Here’s to hoping you have a good year too, [name],” he says, lifting his hand off the railing. He keeps one in yours, though, and then extends an invitation: “Care to dance on the rooftop together?”
There’s something romantic about it— the two of you had never danced together before, per se. But it’s New Year’s, you’re so happy that your glee could be mistaken as a lack of sobriety, and you’ve a feeling that next year— this terrifying, wonderful gamechanger, this great new stage of your life— will be a great one. So to the music that he starts playing from his phone, the two of you sway to the lyrics. And who knows— maybe this is the start of a new tradition, like the winter beach walks or the late night movie watches, or the hot chocolates every winter.
This year really wasn’t a bad one after all.
end notes: aaaaand this marks two whole years on the blog (this account’s first writing post was on dec 31, 2021). happy new year, guys! love you so much. honestly, the next year’ll be pretty busy for me, but I’ll try my best to keep uploading litol chapters (part 2 trailer coming soon? please lmk if you’d like to be in the taglist for it!)
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(please send in an ask if you’d like to be in the taglist! <;3)
#cheers everyone! this really wasn't that bad of a year!#love you all#happy new year!#genshin impact x reader#genshin x reader#albedo x reader#albedo smau#genshin smau#genshin impact#albedo#ruer writes#litol 💿.#fem!reader#fem reader
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those posts about Azula and Zuko’s relationship by @zuko-always-lies and @wingsfreedom respectively got me thinking about the fire hazards. one pointed out what makes Zuko seem like he doesn’t care about Azula, and one pointed out what does. And it brought me to a conclusion.
Zuko parrots what other people’s opinions on Azula are. (Almost all of the time)
When we see Zuko’s first flashback in Zuko Alone, he’s hanging out with his mom by the pond. He says “Hey, mom, wanna see how Azula feeds Turtleducks?”
Zuko says this like he finds it genuinely funny and interesting. He views it positively. Now, Zuko immediately fails at mimicking her— as soon as the bread hits the Turtleduck, Zuko’s expression is shocked and horrified. That wasn’t supposed to happen, and he’s scolded by Ursa for it.
“Zuko, why would you do that?”
Ursa doesn’t assume it’s an accident. Ursa— and I’m trying to give her the benefit of the doubt, really— has a low opinion of Azula. She isn’t able to separate her trauma regarding Ozai (even if we ignore the comics, absolutely nothing isn’t traumatic about being married to a man willing to kill your children) from Azula very effectively.
Ursa has outright questioned “what is wrong with that child” in earshot of Zuko and Azula, to the point that the former actually remembers her saying it, and her Nickelodeon bio confirmed Zuko as her favourite.
While Zuko is processing, Turtleduck resurfaces and it’s mother attacks him. The rest of that part isn’t particularly relevant, what’s relevant is what comes after. It transitions to Azula “playing” with her friends.
“Mom, can you make Zuko play with us? We need equal teams to play a game.”
Zuko, who previously seemed to have a more positive opinion on Azula earlier that day, responds kind of aggressively with “I am not cartwheeling.
Azula points out cartwheeling isn’t a game, especially one that wouldn’t need teams.
“I don’t care. I don’t want to play with you.”
Zuko, just that morning, had no problem with Azula and no reason to, and is now acting needlessly aggressive toward her. Zuko internalized Ursa’s opinion of Azula even without Ursa outwardly expressing her negative feelings, and it further paints what we see of those flashbacks. He even joins Ursa in scolding Azula for her comment about if Iroh died.
The next flashback is awhile after, and Zuko’s personal opinion doesn’t seem to be altered to fit the bias of anyone else around him: Zuko is playing a tag-like game with Azula, and the two are laughing and smiling.
The scene after that, it’s unclear when it takes place. How much longer after. It appears to be late in the day, like sunset-ish. Zuko is fine hanging out with Azula until she insults him, and then he gets defensive. (Also note: when the two of them are spying on the meeting, as Zuko runs away, Azula actually turns to check on him as he runs away.)
Next scene when Zuko is lying in bed. Azula is sing-songy and mocks him about what she heard. Now, despite this— and I note— Azula suggests Zuko to flee the country.
“I’m only telling you for your own good. I know! Maybe you can find a good Earth Kingdom family to adopt you.”
In all technicality, what Azula is suggesting is treason and I think that might make her treasonous by suggesting it. She’s telling him to go against the Fire Lord’s orders— that would potentially further Ozai in gaining the crown, which is what really matters here— and telling him to live. All she’d have to do is say nothing and Zuko would be gone and she’d be heir.
(Not only that, but when Ursa asks Azula what was going on, Azula tells her everything.)
The next notable scene: when Azula tells Zuko no one knows where [Ursa] is and that Azulon is dead, Zuko says it’s not funny and she’s sick, which is probably the best instance of him parroting Ursa’s opinions.
Zuko also later ends up parroting Iroh’s opinion of Azula. We know Iroh doesn’t have a very high opinion of Azula— despite the fact Iroh isn’t looking at her during the Agni Kai, he remembers her as smiling. She also looks no different than her current appearance, which suggests Iroh doesn’t really see her as a child.
Iroh is immediately hostile towards Azula when all she’s said is hello, screwing up his expression. (Zuko’s screws up his expression too, but he’s made angrier expressions at Iroh.)
After the guard slips that it was a lie, then Zuko gets angry at Azula for an actual reason— and during the Chase, he wants to fight her. But when he’s talking to Iroh, he seems genuinely unsure on how to feel about Azula. “I know, she’s my sister and I should try to get along with her.”
Now, one thing to note— Ursa doesn’t directly say this from what we see. The closet she does is agree with Azula that it’s important for brothers and sisters to spend time together. Which means that he’s likely either parroting that sentiment from Azula, or that’s an original thought.
Iroh reinforces that Zuko should feel negatively towards Azula. “She’s crazy and she needs to go down.”
(Iroh should be in the right by saying that, should being the key word. She shot fire at him. But she only had to do that because he prevented her from fleeing the scene in the first place, meaning she had to come up with an alternate escape plan. She had already attempted to flee from battle semi-peacefully because she was outnumbered, meaning he outright risked his niece’s safety for no reason.)
When Zuko’s in the Fire Nation, he’s mostly neutral-positive on Azula. There’s no negative outside opinions altering his view on Azula, and that’s when they get along the most. Despite the fact Zuko is incredibly grumpy throughout all of S3. He’s still very Zuko about it, but he doesn’t hate her.
When he joins the Gaang, his opinion on Azula gets negative again. He seems neutral-sad when she nearly falls to her death and resigned when she survives, and says to Katara in Sozin’s Comet: “How would you like to help me put Azula in her place?”
When Sokka asks if he left behind anyone he cares about, he doesn’t say Azula: because Zuko can’t tell if he cares about Azula.
When Suki says “This is a rematch I’ve been waiting for”, Zuko literally parrots her. Suki has a reason to want a rematch— Zuko doesn’t. He hasn’t lost a battle to Azula, because he hasn’t been in a battle with Azula that actually resulted with either of them winning.
To summarize: Azula knows her and Zuko’s sibling relationship is wrong and wants to repair it. Zuko knows his and Azula’s sibling relationship is wrong and doesn’t know what the right is, so he mimics what everyone else thinks [about Azula].
And everyone is getting in-between them reconciling and building a health relationship. Ozai intentionally, Ursa unintentionally and Iroh somehow both intentional and unintentionally.
#atla#avatar#azula#Zuko#fire hazards#analysis#the only reason Zuko says that Azula isn’t sorry about the way things turned out is because everyone else#has made him believe that to be the case#Zuko has a hard time making up his own mind and forming his own opinions.#it’s why he struggled with morality and it’s why he struggles with Azula#because I do think Zuko wants them to be on the same side#that’s why he sounds so offended she lied to him in S2 EP1#he doesn’t realize that for the most part they *are* on the same side bc everyone else is telling him they’re not#the comics aren’t canon btw those suck#originally wrote 99% of this on a reblog of a post#thought it’d be better as a separate post
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TGCF Donghua
okay so I've been watching this shit since it was released and I'm fully enjoying waiting for the weekly episodes and I wanna rant about it because I love it so much but I do have some minor gripes
Bad chuchu out of the way first
I am not happy with how generic and unoriginal the designs for most of the supporting characters. Like yeah they still look somewhat different but when the pool of named characters will expand it will get harder and harder to tell people apart if they keep on going with this route. Almost everyone suffers from same face syndrome which I know is rampant in current anime I just wished they allowed for at least more dynamic silhouettes, hairstyles, and color palettes. It feels like a more toned down version of the character design in the manhua. Lang Qianqiu in the manhua is so easy to recognize because of his outfit and pei ming looks more like the bastard he is etc. Don't get me started on the design for Kemo, the manhua felt eh I feel like Kemo was too pretty and too slim but in the donghua its just he's a straight up orc idk, i feel like they could've done better. Pei Su looks very generic, I think out of everyone he's the most generic looking of them all. SQX, Ling Wen and Jun Wu are the best designs for the supporting cast and I think Banyue is also okay looking cause you can tell her apart from the rest so far.
I am super disappointed in Qi Rong's reveal because it doesn't feel as impactful in the book. In the book the reveal of him looking like Xie Lian was so dramatic to me I was like oh my god is that his brother? A twin? a doppelganger? And then Qi Rong just kinda looks like that, tbh his voice actor and his clothes are fine I think they fit. It's just weird how he suffers from same face syndrome. If they made everyone look less like each other making Qi Rong look like Xie Lian would have been so impactful and a really cool cliffhanger but they couldn't do that because even fucking Lang Qianqiu kinda looks like Xie Lian with lighter hair. Also the Fang xin design is alright on the clothes but the mask gives off a bit cheap however I get that it can't be super detailed and it still does its job so I can handwave that small pet peeve.
Also censorship we couldn't get Xie Lian falling on Hua Cheng's lap and so them trying to make up for that was super awkward LMAO, they could have solved this by making SQX fall right on Hua Cheng's chair so that they could justify why Xie Lian grabbed Hua Cheng and throws him but they didn't... and it's so awkward...
I think it was like Episode 2 of s2 that the animation feels weird, Mu Qing's face felt off to me idk what was going on it just felt like something went down but the next episode it was perfectly fine anyway.
Positives!!!
Something the manhua didn't have was Fu Yao and Nan Feng looking a bit like each other, that was so fucking funny and it's a great display of how much they hate each other and live rent free in each other's heads ong. I love that detail the donghua did I think that's smart.
The voice actors are so great in both dubs they're doing amazing (I haven't listened to the jp dub) I have no complaints I love their work
ONE of my favorite things about the donghua is being able to see Hua Cheng's expressions even when Xie Lian is doing something in the book so he wouldn't notice. I love seeing how pleased he is every time someone points out the intimacy with him and Xie Lian. Like in season 1 when Fu Yao is shocked/horrified that Xie Lian shared a bed with Hua Cheng, San Lang puts a hand on his chin and looks so fucking smug and happy. This happens a couple times in s2 as well someone will be like oh that's weird you're so like this with Hua Cheng and he becomes a smug cat it's great.
Another one I enjoy is during the beginning of the banyue arc when Xie Lian reveals to Fu Yao and Nan Feng that he's used to sleeping in squalor the camera goes to Nan Feng not revealing his face but clearly showing his guilt over what Xie Lian reveals. That's good shit.
Lan Chang picking a fight off screen, also cool, love seeing her. I like that she looks inconspicuous so for someone who doesn't know shit about tgcf they will not see *that* shit coming.
ALSO the men look kinda generic if they're not the mls but the girls are all gorgeous???? like the woman who was Hua Cheng's speaker, the girl who led Xie Lian further into the gambling den, XUAN JI, Banyue all the girls are unique without being so ostentatious and I love them. If you put them beside each other they all look like they're own thing but still on theme. From clothes, to hairstyle and colors it's easy to tell and that's good design. I also include SQX's female form cause she's gorgeous too.
The donghua I think adds to stuff I haven't read I'm not sure if this is because I have a bad memory but I don't recall reading a flashback of Lang Qianqiu and the failed robbery. But the message of that entire section was so fucking good. The way that what Lang Qianqiu said about 'maybe he shouldn't have intervened' and the sound effects UGh. It's so good, i love how the book tackles the morality of everything, breaking down Lang Qianqiu's firm positivity and believing in humanity but still promoting being kind and considerate through Xie Lian. This theme still carries on in the show and I think they're doing a great job.
GOD THE MUSIC in the donghua is so fucking good, I love it. The songs, the meanings, the beat it's all perfect I can't say anything more.
even though i'm disappointed in the character design choices the donghua is very solid, I love it a lot. It does come off as very expositiony sometimes but I think that's very prevalent in Chinese Wuxia and Xianxia. Probably weird for people who aren't used to the genre but to anyone who's seen something like it, it's not unbearable and it's kinda necessary because of how the book is written. Waiting for wednesday patiently whilst i draw huahua
There are so many fun details the Donghua adds that shows that they know the story and where it's going as well hinting at character stuff, it's so fun to spot those. Like Xie Lian's reaction to Hua Cheng biting the bun made me wanna claw my face that shit was good af.
#just many thoughts of how much i love the series#tian guan ci fu#tgcf#heaven official's blessing#mxtx#donghua#tgcf donghua#hua cheng#xie lian
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@ghost-with-a-teacup : Hello! I've never made a request before but I absolutely adore your works, hehe. I'm popping in after reading your latest post about Y/N almost dying after saving the daughters, and you talked about them getting the cadou. I was just wondering if you could write something building off of that prompt; something along the lines of what you think their powers would be as well as them trying to get accustomed to their new abilities with the help of Alcina and the girls? That would be wonderful! Regardless of if you write it or not, keep up the amazing work!! With how much you write I have no idea how you pump out so many ideas, truly leaves me in awe <33 (also your crackfics are fucking amazing LOL). Have a great day~
Thank you so much, friend! That was a good prompt. I had trouble deciding what I thought Y/N’s power would be, but with how mischievous they are, I decided to go with something that they would absolutely wreak havoc with lol! Post this ask is referring to here! Let’s get into it!
You had been mortally wounded trying to protect castle Dimitrescu from hunters intent on killing your loved ones.
You thought you were done for, but Alcina made the decision to try and save you by having Mother Miranda give you the cadou.
It worked. You were so happy to be back with your girls again.
You were very weak when you first woke up but Alcina took excellent care of you.
She fed you and sat with you as you slept. She was just glad you would be okay after all you had been through.
A few weeks after you began recovering, you started noticing that you could… See through things? You thought you were imagining it when it first happened, but Alcina had been sitting right in front of you when you realized you could see her panties and bra from under her dress.
You were so embarrassed that you slapped your hands over your face.
Alcina was startled at your reaction. “Draga?! What’s wrong?” She asked.
You suddenly started laughing like an idiot once you learned what you could do. “I really like that bra, babe. I don’t think I’ve seen that one on you before.” You howled.
Alcina was confused. “What are you talking about, Y/N?!” She said, somewhat weirded out.
“I can totally see through your dress, Alci.” You informed her.
“WHAT?!” She looked down frantically, but her dress was not revealing anything. “Y/N, if this is another of your silly pranks-”
"I can prove it, Alci!” You exclaimed. You focused your attention on the book Alcina had next to her. “Hand me that book, babe!” You asked her.
Alcina was skeptical but gave you the book.
You concentrated very hard and, without opening the book, you were able to read the words on the inside pages.
Alcina’s eyes went wide with shock. “Draga! That must be an acquired skill from the cadou!” She said and brought a hand to her mouth in shock.
You cheered before you thought about something upsetting. “Ew! What if I accidentally see through Karl or Sal’s clothes! Blech, what about Duke or some rando?!” You said, horrified.
Alcina chuckled. “Well, draga. I guess that’s payback for all of the trouble you’ve ever caused.”
You cringed and screamed. “AHH! What if I accidentally see through the girls’ dresses?!” You said. You wanted to claw your eyeballs out.
Alcina didn’t find that part to be as funny. It was mutually decided that you would stay at Karl’s factory until you had better control of your powers. Better to be safe than sorry.
Karl was actually a good teacher. He had trained himself to be able to control his metal powers and he had tips to share with you.
After a few days with Karl, you discovered that you had another power. You were able to make yourself completely invisible!
You pranked and scared the shit out of him a couple of times until he got so mad that he kicked you out. Luckily, you had a pretty good grasp of your powers now.
You returned home to the castle and immediately went to go see Alcina… Well, you may have made yourself invisible first.
When you went into Alcina’s bedroom, you almost busted out laughing when you saw her practicing her smoke rings. She looked so focused and cute.
You snuck up beside her, and said “Boo.”
Alcina shrieked and almost fell back in her chair. Her hat went flying.
You started laughing crazily and made yourself visible again. “Sorry, babe! Couldn’t resist!” You said through your wheezing.
When I tell you Alcina bitch-smacked you so hard, smh. It didn’t hurt, though. You had also acquired heightened healing abilities and stronger skin like the rest of The Lords.
She questioned where you came from and you told her that you were able to make yourself invisible too.
Alcina groaned when she realized that these powers could not have been given to a worse person.
For as much of a troublemaker as you are, though, you keep your pranks with your X-ray vision and invisibility to a minimum. It was just too easy to prank someone that way. You were better than that and took your self-designated title of Prank Master seriously.
And yes, you could totally see, not only though Alcina’s dress, but through her bra and panties too, now. You use that particular skill on her a little bit too much.
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"Besides, he wouldn't consider Kirby to be that cute; not compared to, say, cats for example. He doesn't understand why you'd fawn over it, especially not when you have more capable vessels at your beck and call."
"Especially not when you have more capable vessels at your back to call."
Imagine if player knows about the kirby lore? Kirby has a whole endless pocket universe inside of him, he has defeated the largest threat to his universe without much struggle in like 20 minutes, he can come back to life easily and can traverse whole galaxies in seconds, he has cut his planet in half with a punch and this ain't even half of what he's done. He has probably killed billions in his fights.
And the kirby series has existed for roughly 30 years, kirby is probably the player's oldest vessel of when they were like 6 years old
And they go to introduce kirby and its like:
(Character development i can now draw bald people)
Omg, this is hilarious, and it makes complete sense that the Player would know almost everything about Kirby since they've played his games for most of their life. If anything, they'd probably find it funny that the boys treat Kirby as being weak at first, cause they know that it's the exact opposite.
And then maybe they decide to officially introduce their cute little friend by listing off his many abilities and accomplishments. Perhaps they're in awe, or maybe they're just horrified, but either way, the look that the grunts give you once you're finished with your long-winded explanation is something you wished you could get a picture of. Their mouths have fallen open, and some of them even look a bit more annoyed (cause, well, how are they gonna compete with that?). They're just shocked. That small being in your arms was capable of cutting planets in half? What??
Meanwhile, Kirby just gives them a cute "poyo!" when you come closer to the grunts; a veritable god of destruction just completely happy in relaxed in your arms.
(Also this drawing is so good, I love it! Kirby is adorable as always, and I really like the way you drew Sanford with his scars and the tattoo. Just *chef's kiss* excellent, another fav, thank you so much! ❤❤❤❤)
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