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morganbritton132 · 1 year
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Eddie posts a Tiktok, talking about how Steve isn’t a big texter - he’s something worse, a caller - but when he does text Eddie, half the time it’s incomprehensible. The background of the video is a screenshot of a text conversation that starts with Steve sending Eddie a mermaid emoji. Eddie responds like, what does that mean???
Eddie gestures to where he blacked out the picture Steve sent him, “This is a picture of him in the bath. He wanted me to join him. How was I supposed to get that from a mermaid??”
Dustin stitches the video with a screenshot of a conversation he and Steve had a few weeks ago. Steve sent him a picture of a lizard one of his students found and asked, “Who is this?”
Dustin says in text and in the video that it’s ridiculous that Steve just assumes he knows the names of all the types of lizards out there. It’s also annoying because *Dustin moves to reveal the part of the conversation where he tells Steve that it’s an Eastern Fence Lizard* “I did actually know what kind of lizard it was.”
Dustin ignores the part of the conversation where Steve asks if it’d eat a cat.
Robin wordlessly stitches a screenshot of Steve asking, “What does it mean if a student called me based? Is that good?”
Mike stitches Eddie’s original video with a screenshot of his last text conversation with Steve where Steve says that he can’t do movie night. He’s having a Michael. Mike responded to this unprovoked attack like, “…Did you serious name your migraine after me?”
Will stitches his video and tells them to stop. Steve doesn’t have Tiktok and can’t defend himself. Meanwhile, his background is a screenshot of a text where Steve sent him one of those ‘I’m in your walls’ memes and says “You in 83. Lol.” He sends another text five minutes after saying, “Sorry if you’re still sensitive about that.”
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echosong971 · 6 months
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what if a puppet could hear its own Ergo?
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greenteacryptid · 6 months
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Managed to convince my friend to watch the Monument Mythos
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heraldofcrow · 12 days
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I love when I am unhealthily obsessed with a blorbo and it’s clear that my friends and family don’t quite, fully get it. Not because they don’t understand hyperfixation. They have their own versions of it. It’s just that they don’t quite get my specific choice of hyperfixation.
They are happy for me? Yes. Are they maybe slightly worried? Also yes.
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z-mizcellaneous-z · 9 months
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Hello everyone look at my dumbass of a friend he is everything to me and he's a fucking idiot
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Prepare for Colleen Ballinger apology part two y'all
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bulletsgirl · 2 years
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i own a studded belt. had an epiphany yesterday.
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squishosaur · 7 months
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one page comic dump ig!!
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ghostt-writerr · 9 months
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Boss: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
River: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Eugene: Why were you microwaving a lemon???
River: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Joan: Did you burn an orange too? How???
River: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
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kismetmoon · 2 months
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i keep thinking about this and it reminds me of them
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[ID: a screenshot of the “Taking your mother to Chili’s tonight” meme, but two original Flatland characters named Atlas and Stella have been added to the margins.
Stella is a creature with dark grey skin, an eye for a head, long eyelashes and a sharp point on top of her head. She is situated beside the blue text that reads “Can i borrow this shirt Dad?”, and above an image of a Hawaiian shirt.
Atlas is a grey isosceles triangle with one eye. He is situated beside the grey text that reads “Do not fucking touch. Taking your father to Chili’s tonight’, with the word ‘not’ being in all capitals and the word ‘father’ being edited in.
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elegyofthemoon · 6 months
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on silly gender moments with snow: realizing you've been saying "i shouldve been born a guy" since you were like. 10
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housewifebuck · 6 months
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need to start making those fake text memes
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greenteacryptid · 5 months
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simeons-hips · 2 years
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YES THIS IS ABOUT ASMO
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enevera · 7 months
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its entirely a me thing but i need ppl to just pick a fucking tag for their fucking stupid chat fics on ao3 so i can fucking block itttt
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loubella77 · 18 days
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He’s the best bf ever
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majicwithaj · 25 days
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Get u a friend who hates you just as much as they hate themselves 🩷
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