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even-more-fresh · 2 years

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The Bad Guys on trial:

Judge: How do you plead?

Wolf mouthing "Not guilty"

Piranha squinting his eyes: Uh....HOT MILKY!

Snake: Motherfu- just lock us up.

#the bad guys incorrect quotes #the bad guys #mr. snake #mr. wolf #it sounded funny in my head #tbg piranha

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trollingjabronidrive-blog · 2 years

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Wolf: Sly fox

Diane: Dumb wolf

Wolf: You know you love me ;)

Diane: Do I know that?

Diane: Yes :) Yes I do

#the bad guys 2022 #dreamworks #mr wolf #diane foxington #mr wolf x diane foxington #wolf x diane #wolfington #the bad guys incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #they remind me so much of wildehopps #zootopia

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trendyshadowqueen · 2 years

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Shark: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Piranha will and will not eat.

Webs: Grass? Yes!

Shark: Moss? Yes!!

Webs: Leaves? Ohh, yea!

Shark: Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Webs: Worms? Sometimes!

Shark: Rocks? Usually nah.

Webs: Twigs? Usually!

Shark: Wolf's cooking? Inconclusive!

Diane: How did you...test this?

Shark: You just hand him stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if he eats it, he eats it.

Snake: ...I don’t know how to feel about this.

Wolf: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

#the bad guys #the bad guys incorrect quotes #mr wolf #mr snake #mr shark #diane foxington #mr piranha #ms tarantula

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prowl-mun · 2 years

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Mr. Wolf: ( reading newspaper) “Prof. Marmalade's mansion destroyed by mysterious explosion."

Mr. Snake: Mysterious? I gave my name to reporters and even posed for pictures!

Mr. Wolf: Sometimes blowing something up is its own reward, pal.

#the bad guys #incorrect quotes #the bad guys incorrect quotes #incorrect the bad guys quotes #source: sam and max #mr wolf #mr snake

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captainwaffles · 9 months

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Snake: dude my head genuinely hurts right now

Wolf: oh no bro did you have too much salt in your lunch again?

#Source: Twitter @oliviabenun #captainwaffles #the bad guys #wolf #snake #mr wolf #mr snake #incorrect quotes #the bad guys incorrect quotes

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pinkydee10 · 1 year

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Piranha: Why are people always arguing about top and bottom? I would just be happy to have a bunk bed!

Snake: Imma tell him.

Wolf: Don’t you dare!

#the bad guys #mr piranha #mr snake #mr wolf #incorrect quotes #the bad guys incorrect quotes

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theprinceofdarknesssquad · 9 months

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Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

#pjo #nico di angelo #percy jackson #hoo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #jason grace #toa #solangelo #trials of apollo #frank zhang #leo mcshizzle bad boy supreme #leo valdez #i can imagine the guys doing that #someone write a fanfic about this!!#incorrect quotes generator #pjo incorrect quotes

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 months

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Tony: what the hell happened to you!?

Peter: Well this guy tried to steal a bike so I stopped him but he stabbed me with some scissors

Tony: I thought you had spidery senses and could sense danger?

Peter: well I stopped the guy then there was a dog so I was busy petting the dog and then he stabbed me with the scissors.

Tony: ...

Peter: thats not the worst part

Tony: theres more!?

Peter: There was still some paper on them so I have a papercut too

Tony: THAT'S the worst part to you!?

#it was a bad papercut #in peters defence #they guy also didnt appreciate being told he couldnt run with scissors #peter needs some stranger danger training #peter parker #spiderman #ironman #irondad #tony stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker

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angel-syzygy · 9 days

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angel dust: *wanting to pierce own nose*

husk: no. as your partner, i’m supposed to stop you from making bad decisions

angel dust: …yeahhhh but i ain’t that good at listening to ya

husk: but if i say the right words…

angel dust: *smirking* oh yeah, baby ? and what exactly are the “right words” ?

husk: i won’t be able to kiss your nose

angel dust: *caught off-guard* i— oh. yeah. those are the right words

#haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #shitpost #piercing #i’ve given myself piercings before and they all went bad #he puts up with so much #this poor guy #truly though it caught me so off guard

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here-comes-the-moose · 1 month

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Wrecker, groaning: I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?

Crosshair: I feel great. I ran a 5k this morning.

Wrecker: Really?

Crosshair: No, I threw up in the shower.

#I don’t know why but this is definitely them #it’s the college guy vibes #and them being chaos siblings #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #tbb wrecker

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maestro030403 · 2 months

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Crosshair: As a whole, this squad babies Omega way too much

Hunter:

Wrecker:

Echo:

Tech *not looking up from his datapad*: Says the one letting her sleep on his lap

Crosshair: you're right *pushes a sleeping Omega off his lap and onto the floor*

#Maybe the old crosshair would do that but no way he'd just push her onto the floor now #poor guy's got a soft spot for the kid #bad batch incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb tech

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fixmeni · 2 months

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I have my own personal chat, where I drop jokes from correspondence, and all sorts of ideas for drawings here is one of them, today I thought about it and drew