#incorrect Bad Guys quotes

[zachary-kitty]

Diane: This is my boyfriend, Mr. Wolf, and this is Wolf’s boyfriend, Mr. Snake.

#the bad guys #incorrect bad guys quotes #yeah i watched that movie #yeah i liked it #just not the third act breakup scene

[theprinceofdarknesssquad]

Nico: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast? Percy: Several traffic violations. Jason: Three counts of resisting arrest. Leo: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks. Frank: Also, that’s not our car.

#pjo #nico di angelo #percy jackson #hoo #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #jason grace #toa #solangelo #trials of apollo #frank zhang #leo mcshizzle bad boy supreme #leo valdez #i can imagine the guys doing that #someone write a fanfic about this!! #incorrect quotes generator #pjo incorrect quotes

[marvel-lous-guy]

Tony: what the hell happened to you!?

Peter: Well this guy tried to steal a bike so I stopped him but he stabbed me with some scissors

Tony: I thought you had spidery senses and could sense danger?

Peter: well I stopped the guy then there was a dog so I was busy petting the dog and then he stabbed me with the scissors.

Tony: ...

Peter: thats not the worst part

Tony: theres more!?

Peter: There was still some paper on them so I have a papercut too

Tony: THAT'S the worst part to you!?

#it was a bad papercut #in peters defence #they guy also didnt appreciate being told he couldnt run with scissors #peter needs some stranger danger training #peter parker #spiderman #ironman #irondad #tony stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker

[angel-syzygy]

angel dust: *wanting to pierce own nose*

husk: no. as your partner, i’m supposed to stop you from making bad decisions

angel dust: …yeahhhh but i ain’t that good at listening to ya

husk: but if i say the right words…

angel dust: *smirking* oh yeah, baby ? and what exactly are the “right words” ?

husk: i won’t be able to kiss your nose

angel dust: *caught off-guard* i— oh. yeah. those are the right words

#haha funny #textpost #meme #angel dust #hazbin hotel #husker #anthony hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #shitpost #piercing #i’ve given myself piercings before and they all went bad #he puts up with so much #this poor guy #truly though it caught me so off guard

[here-comes-the-moose]

Wrecker, groaning: I’ve never been this hungover. Are we dead?

Crosshair: I feel great. I ran a 5k this morning.

Wrecker: Really?

Crosshair: No, I threw up in the shower.

#I don’t know why but this is definitely them #it’s the college guy vibes #and them being chaos siblings #star wars tbb #tbb crosshair #star wars the bad batch #the bad batch #incorrect bad batch quotes #tbb wrecker

[maestro030403]

Crosshair: As a whole, this squad babies Omega way too much

Hunter:

Wrecker:

Echo:

Tech *not looking up from his datapad*: Says the one letting her sleep on his lap

Crosshair: you're right *pushes a sleeping Omega off his lap and onto the floor*

#Maybe the old crosshair would do that but no way he'd just push her onto the floor now #poor guy's got a soft spot for the kid #bad batch incorrect quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #the bad batch #tbb crosshair #tbb omega #tbb tech

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Leo: Raph, come on. At least make a toast.

Raph: Okay, okay. Alright, a toast. Fine!

Raph: I made a lot of enemies in my time. I mean, a lot! But out of all the people in the world, i hate you guys the least.

Mikey, tearing up: That was actually kind of beautiful.

Donnie: You're a poet, Raph.

#thank you for the submission <3 #submission #incorrect tmnt quotes #source: the bad guys #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #raphael #donatello #michelangelo

[fixmeni]

I have my own personal chat, where I drop jokes from correspondence, and all sorts of ideas for drawings here is one of them, today I thought about it and drew

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[thetangycheesemanwithaplan]

911 + Text Posts pt121/?

#911 #911 abc #911+text posts #also gunna tag as #911 incorrect quotes #chimney han #sassy chim ready to thwart any bad guys #dad jokes and sass pants han

[zetadraconis11]

HL Incorrect Quote #77

*outside a poacher camp*

MC: I think this is a pretty good plan. What do you think, Amit? Can you give me a number crunch real quick?

Amit: Give me a second... I'm coming up with thirty-two point three three, repeating of course, percentage of survival.

Natty: That's a lot better than we usually do. Alright, you think we're ready, guys?

Sebastian: Alright, chums, let's do this. *starts running into camp* SEBASTIAN SALLOOOOWWW!

Poppy: Merlin's beard, he just ran in!

MC, running in as well: Sebastian! Stick to the plan, guys! Stick to the plan!

#Oh I wish we could have had all these guys tagalong for fighting bad guys lol #The interactions and dynamics would be hilarious #Poor Amit is dragged into it but he's trying #We know Sebastian is an impulsive guy #He totally would pull a Leroy Jenkins lol #amit thakkar #natsai onai #sebastian sallow #poppy sweeting #hogwarts legacy mc #hogwarts legacy #hogwarts legacy incorrect quotes

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

KANAYA: Theres No Worse Or Harder Job Than Motherhood

GAMZEE: ThE mInEs

#submission #yeah that’s pretty bad too. i dunno guys i’d wager that as worse. #kanaya maryam #gamzee makara #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #mod john

[movietimegirl]

Erik: Charles, you stole my car?

Charles: *nods*

Erik: Respect.

#cherik #yes i ship them #just never showed it #erik lehnsherr #charles xavier #its been a while #x men #x men first class #x men days of future past #x men apocalypse #x men dark phoenix #incorrect quotes #source: The Bad Guys #miss them

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: I think I've been doing great recently

Tony: You have 3 stab wounds!

Peter: No one asked you! This is a self evaluation!

Peter: also it's 4 stab wounds

#if you're going to criticise peter at least be right about it #only 3 were from a bad guy #the other one #happened when he took the knife from said bad guy #then fell over onto the knife #it was his arse that got stabbed #peter parker #ironman #spiderman #irondad #spiderson #tony stark #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker

[cod-dump]

Price: Oh he's gonna be a right cunt about it--

Graves: *obnoxious gasp*

Price: what.

Graves: You kiss our boyfriend with that mouth??

Nik: He's done worse than that.

Price: I need both of you to leave.

#submission #graves getting 'offended' by random shit just to be annoying #like he would do that very same shit himself #it annoys the shit out price because he does it at the most random and delicate times #price: fuck the bad guy #graves: HOW DARE YOU #call of duty #cod mwii #modern warfare ii #john price #phillip graves #cod nikolai #incorrect quotes #pricegravesnik #nikpricegraves

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: (over earpiece) KB, you're up. We need to gain access to the security desk. Do your thing.

Kate: Do I get to improvise?

Yelena, sighing: Yes, fine. Improvise. But please be subtle.

Kate: I'm having a baby! Is there a doctor?! Or perhaps several security guards that could leave their post and help me?!

Yelena: Why? Just why?

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[agentpenguinmann]

Post identity reveal Twiyor be like

Twilight: Yor saved my life that evening, Franky. Twice.

Yor, blushing slightly: Once. And a half.

Franky: How do you half save someone's life?!?!?

Yor: I was the one that was sent to kill him, so I figured it's only fair to count that as half.

Franky: Oh, it actually makes sense when you put it like that.

#spy x family #it's one of those identity reveal scenarios where Yor is assigned to kill The Evil Spy Twilight #and refuses to do so once she realises it's her husband #it's literally the first time when she doubts shopkeeper's judgement about who deserves to die and decides to talk to Loid first #and once they talk it out they proceed to fight the bad guys together 😌😌 #yor forger #sxf twilight #franky franklin #incorrect quotes #twiyor