#the liver is on the right!!!

[thepersianslipper]

Dear Ed and Stede:

Thank you, that is all.

#ofmd #getting run through is an art #but anatomy is a science #when you know #the liver is on the right!!! #sorry this has been bugging me

[thecrimsonmonarch]

[JL Watchtower]

Batman: *alert, expression grave* We have an emergency.

Superman: *springing into action* Let's go, you can tell me the details on the way --

Batman: It's me. I'm the emergency.

Superman: *frowning, examining Batman with x-ray vision* No broken bones, no internal bleeding... what's wrong?

Batman: I think I'm drunk.

Superman:

Superman: You don't drink.

Batman: I had canned coffee. From the pantry. There's crateloads of them.

Superman: *remembering Flash's newest concoction* Oh

Batman: At first I thought I was just being affected by the sugar.

Superman: *remembering Flash mentioning that he had them specially made for his high metabolism* Oh no

Batman: You know I don't consume much sugar, Clark. I'm not used to it. I thought it was The Sugar Rush™

Superman: How much did you drink?

Batman: I'd already drunk two cans when I read the fine print. I --

Batman: *clutching Superman's shoulder, carefully enunciating* I imbibed two whole cans, Clark. Of metahuman-grade Irish Coffee.

Superman: *supporting Batman's free arm, keeping him from acquainting his face with the floor* Oh no

Batman: I feel strange. I made small talk in the cafeteria. I might've cracked a joke at some point. I almost told Green Lantern he did a good job on the last mission.

Superman: Wow

Batman: But he didn't do a good job, Clark.

Superman: *lips pursed, corners twitching* Mhm

Batman: My mental faculties have been compromised. I feel... bubbly.

Superman: *controlling his breathing*

Batman: I cannot be seen bubbly, Clark. I'm Batman.

Superman: *shoulders shaking, eyes glistening*

Batman: You need to get me out of here before I run around the cafeteria complimenting everyone.

Superman: Okay, just -- give me a sec --

Superman: *sniffling* I'm memorizing every detail of this conversation so I can replay it forever

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[Later, at the Batcave]

Superman: *flies in with Batman in a bridal lift*

Batkids: !!!!!!!!!

Nightwing: We received his emergency alert --

Red Hood: What the fuck happened --?

Nightwing: -- he wasn't responding --

Robin: Is Father conscious --?

Red Robin: I'm getting Alfred --

Superman: GUYS, guys, calm down

Superman: *puts Batman down on his feet* B's just drunk.

Batman: *stands straight, dusts his shoulders, opens his arms*

Batman: Daddy's home.

Nightwing:

Robin:

Red Robin: Okay, pause everything, I’m getting a camera *runs off*

Red Hood: *unblinking* Is this real

Batman: How are you boys this fine evenin'?

Robin: It's 4 AM

Nightwing: Why is he speaking with a southern accent?

Superman: He's been cycling through accents since liftoff. No idea why.

Red Robin: *returning with an 8K camera in hand* BEHOLD, the reclusive Gotham Bat in his natural habitat…

Batman: *staring at the lens, hands lifting his cape open at shoulder-height*

Batman: *fangs bared* I bid you velcome.

Red Hood: *still unblinking, unmoving* This is the best day of my entire life

#i might've been possessed when i wrote this #incorrect quotes #batman #superman #superbat #batfamily #batfam #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #dc #in line with my hc that batman is a lightweight #come on #man has to remain in peak human condition #no way will he harm his liver #right? #batman the health nut

[insertsomthinawesome]

I had this mini debate about how on earth Kalim would be able to hug malleus (according to my notes, Malleus is [in my heart at least] 6′6, and Kalim is 5′5) and then i was like. What if he’s the bestie who absolutely LAUNCHES onto you. falsdfjasldf anyways this was such a precious request anon ;;v;; AND I’M SO HAPPY TO HEAR THAT!! -NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-

#isa doobles requests #anonymous #Twisted Wonderland #Twst #Kalim al asim #Malleus Draconia #twst Malleus #twst Kalim #Isa's fanart #insertsomthinawesome #March2023 #so much seratonin waaaaaaah #THEY BOTH GET TO BE HAPPY!!!! AND HAVE FUN!! #MALLEUS GETS A BESTIE!!! (yuu is not chopped liver xD yuu would also enjoy this development) #Jamil may be having a heart attack in the background but we don't have to think about that right now WHEEZE

[autistic-skeletons]

thinking about the time i found my boyfriend reading fanfiction and i asked him “i didn’t know you read fanfiction” and he said “i don’t. this is the first one i’ve read front to back” and i (who had written fanfic before and was shocked to find out he had never read the full stories) was like “oh wow what is it?” and he looked at me like a dog who definitely ate the toilet paper and is trying not to look guilty as he said in the most pathetic voice “…sun and moon x reader fanfic”

#it felt like getting kicked right in the liver #fnaf #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf moon #sun and moon fnaf #sun and moon x reader #sun and moon x y/n #sun and moon #sun and moon fanfic #fnaf sb #sun and moon sb

[romulan-gf]

i bet being the only member of your species in starfleet is all fun and games until the CMO has to space wikipedia your anatomy every time you’re hurt or sick

#‘sorry i forgot do you have a liver? and bones right?’ #and your just there like what are bones #star trek #my post

[just-your-average-tangerine]

In my experience a lot of the shit trans men get from within the queer community comes down to ignoring half of our identity in favor of the other half

Either were men and therefore are basically the same as cis men

Or were trans so they'll use gender neutral/ inclusive language while still reducing us to our sex assigned at birth

#transgender #trans #trans man #transandrophobia #trans men #hopefully this makes sense on its own #but heres some examples also #on the ignoring trans part there's the whole trans men have unconditional male privilege thing #and on the other side theres the whole trans men are safe because they're not *really* men #or like #i have a friend who would never call me a woman but will claim every problem i have is related to my uterus #like i was having liver problems and she was like 'yeah our uterus' always trying to kill us right' #like darling i have no idea what that has to do with my liver but you do you #op

[codename-adler]

just be grateful AFTG didn’t curse Andrew and Aaron with the classic Only One Twin Survives™ ending we’ve all been traumatized by in one fandom or another

#because none of us would have survived #none of the foxes either #and most of all andrew if aaron died #and most of all aaron if andrew died #and neil #and kevin #and just… everyone no matter who it fell on #i would bet my left and right liver that nora had one of those drafts where she killed off half of the twinyards #aftg #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #twinyards #all for the game #the foxhole court #tfc #andreil #kevaaron #kandreil #neil josten #kevin day #aftg hc #aftg headcanon #nora sakavic

[amarriageoftrueminds]

Current mad meta exercise I am indulging for no reason: trying to work out exactly where the Winter Soldier shot Steve in CATWS. 😭

#see reblogs for update on this! #catws #catws meta #medical stuff #dat's me #steve rogers #mcu meta #meta #stucky #steve meta #bucky meta #stucky meta #bucky barnes #is anyone interested?? #cannot decide if nicked liver (which would explain all the blood) or upper intestine (OUCH) #if the former it looked like it would gone right through the left kidney too #if the latter probably missed the kidney

[cinnasalmon]

god, spirit, the universe, whoever is out there has listened to my prayers because i was just thinking "man i really need an HD ref of a tiefling's bare backside" and i get on twitter and what do i see? exactly that. i have been blessed today.

#and it's zevvy's no less #idk if those are freckles or liver spots but idc marry me right now

[daisy-mooon]

If anything, does God not prove that trans and enby identities are valid? God has no physical form, no physical body, no physical sex... yet we still call him him. He isn't male because of his sex. He's the gender he is because of something intrinsically deeper than biology and chromosomes. And we're all made like him. We are all made to experience gender in this abstract way. Here's to trans ppl and enby ppl and intersex ppl and each and every genderqueer person. Your existence is not sinful. You are wonderfully and fearfully made.

#i love you trans people i love you i love you i love you #op is a christian. if u clown in the notes i will feed on your liver #trans rights or die fuckers #queer #genderqueer #trans #enby #christian #christianity #queer christian #lgbt christian #queer christianity #lgbt #lgbt religion #religion #religious #gay christian #trans affirming

[chiropteracupola]

A strange dissection.

#em draws stuff #frankenstein chronicles is a show you can watch #frankenstein chronicles #john marlott #blood #body horror #we are skipping right past the notably popular 'sean bean with his shirt off' image to 'sean bean with his thoracic cavity exposed' #and I like a good thoracic cavity! thought it would be fun to do it anatomical-venus style as well #I'd recommend zooming in on that if it takes your fancy - I had great fun cramming various significant and symbolic items in there #I am a Terrible Doctor and will replace a patient's liver with a flintlock pistol and lungs with various bits of paper :3 #much in the style of the show you can play spot the sharpe references as well #(many of the scars are borrowed off sharpe's injuries since we don't have as detailed a backstory for marlott #except the statement that his backstory is basically sharpe... #...and following in my usual tradition one scar is one of my own - the one on the front of the ankle!) #there he is... mr franking stein himself...

[pippindot]

Well we have an answer to Pip's mystery liver problems. She has a shunt that has a lot of parts and is inoperable. Right now she is doing well, so we are going to manage with diet change to STUPID expensive liver food and continuation of supportive meds. Prognosis is??? She could live forever with it or it could go sideways at some point and we just don't know. For now we get to keep doing everything we want.

Think of sweet girl tonight if you please.

#she still a lil stoned from anesthesia #she got a CT scan #i am going to get a second opinion on the operability (?) cause i'm Like That #but right now it wouldn't even be indicated #i have a lot of exp managing complex liver disease #so like ok #but i will never stop being angry #that i don't just get to enjoy my dog #silkens are a healthy breed #except this one #problems pip with 10000 problems

[edwardallenpoe]

WHY AREN'T THERE MORE CRYING SPOCK FANFICS OUT THERE

WHAT HAPPENED TO SPOCK BEING THE CRYBABY OF THE SERIES??? THIS BITCH CRIED THE MOST OUT OF ANY CHARACTER IN TOS

Y'ALL ARE SLEEPING ON THIS BOY SHEDDING TEARS AND IT'S SICKENING

#SPOCK DESERVES TO CRY #CRYING SPOCK RIGHTS #Spock #Star Trek #Spock ToS #Like he could be crying for a number of shit #Like idk JIM FUCKING DYING IN AOS???? #aos spock #SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR SPOCK SOBBING HIS LIVER OUT BC OF TRAUMA OF KIRK DYINV #*DYING FUCK #COME ON GUYS #I'VE SEEN LIKE FOUR FANFICS OF HIM CRYING #I NEED MORE SPOCK ANGST

[homiu-l]

show me your Hermitcitizen ID

(template done by the amazing @ink-ghoul !)

#repost cuz this website tags is sooooooooo brokennnnnnnnn #imagine being this silly to inserting your irl job into your hermitsona couldnt be me right #anyway any mumbo vault livers around?? 🥺🥺🥺 #hermitcitizen #hermitsona #hermitcraft

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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#hm. thinking about death and all that #bc the other day my mom texted me and my sisters to say shes added another cancer to her repertoire #shes had smooth muscle cancer for the past maybe 10 years but in the last year shes gotten a lot sicker #idk how long shes been stage 4 but shes got tumors in her liver. bladder. and maybe a kidney. and now shes also got like pre leukemia #she like deff got it from chemo treatment so now shes gotta try to go get a different treatment #but the type of mds she has is more likely to be treatment resistant and advance to acute myloid leukemia #so idk maybe itll go well. right now she still feels okay. but it just feels like the beginning of the end #so death has been on my mind the past few days #i feel mostly fine bc i think my medication is actually working. i just feel like im waiting for the other shoe to drop ya kno #and selfishly if she dies in the next 4 years itll b a real clusterfuck for my life #but i dunno her life has been super unfair and it sucks that she has to go thru all this #also when i was home last her hair looked insane bc she lost most of it but didnt shave what was left so she had new hair growing short #underneath and all i could think when i looked at her was: we r at the end of vanity. bc im a goblin #unrelated

[matronofthevoid]

this poll was inspired by a post from @tethered-heartstrings

#poll #polls #organs #heart #lungs #kidneys #gallbladder #spleen #intestines #ovaries #uterus #liver #stomach #personally im torn between stomach and uterus/ovaries #like i never want kids so get that shit RIGHT OUTTA THERE #but also... no stomach means.. no more tummy aches!🥺👉👈