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sirazaroff · 2 months
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I’m so glad Vel’s with Nora. Poor baby going thru so much…I feel like the wisdom and company of a gentle bun will do her a lot of good in their Vacuo arc. It’s like how Weiss is so sensitive to people and gives amazing insights. Velvet is that too in her own unique ways.
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aprill-99 · 7 months
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Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”
Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”
Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”
Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”
Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”
Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”
Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”
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Jack's wearing a school prefect uniform (white and has that fabric thing around his arm). And you see that bag filled with snacks(?) that he's holding? HE CONFISCATED THEM AS CONTRABANDS.
And he's not actually making a sad face. HE'S EYEING ON BUDDHA
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And Buddha thought he's slick by having Zerofuku holding some 😭😭
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BRO THOUGH HE SLICK 😐😭😭
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cazzythefrogking · 2 months
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I JUST HAD THE BEST PROJECT IDEA
I'm gonna make ✨marauders theme cardigans✨
(& valkyries & skittles)
And they're going to have fancy buttons
I love fancy buttons
I am excited for this
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scamoosh · 10 months
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walking by
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cringeshoes · 18 days
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MAYBE IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!!!
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aliquidether · 7 months
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Quick Phantom of the Opera au sketch
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tllgrrl · 6 days
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San Francisco has a new group of warriors coming in 2025…
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The WNBA Golden State VALKYRIES!!
Valkyries.com
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tecnestheim962 · 7 days
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A Rating & Scathing Review of RWBY Characters:
Done by: Me (surprise!)
This is a serious review where I seriously analyze each character and rate them all seriously!!
If I hurt anyone in this, I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me. It’s nothing personal.
That being said, let’s get on to the ratings!
Ruby Rose:
Can I just say:
I really just love Ruby. Isn’t she awesome? Like. Man. What a lovable, strong, caring, amazing person! Had the weight of the world thrown onto her, and she didn’t care, she just kept doing what she thought was the right thing. And when she broke? It was still selfless. She thought she was doing the world a favor after all her mistakes. Then she came back because she knew she could do and had to do more for everyone. She needs a hug and all the love.
Rating:
Infinity/10
Weiss Schnee:
Weiss??? The way she opens up and goes from being all, “friendship? Who needs it.” To, “I! Love! My! Friends! Friendship is magic! I will fight tooth and nail for them! They are the most important people in the world!” And the way she became so open minded after learning from different perspectives? Gotta love her.
Rating:
Infinity/10
Blake Belladonna:
Oh my gosh and another of my favorites: Blake! She learns to let herself be loved by those around her! She learns that letting people in isn’t a weakness, but a great strength! She is a fierce protector and a whole civil rights activist taking the world by storm! She finds a way to show love now in any scenario when beforehand she didn’t because she was scared to get hurt. Gosh. Spectacular.
Rating:
Infinity/10
Yang Xiao-Long:
Don’t even get me started on Yang. Protector Supreme. The way she used to let her emotions control her to controlling her emotions??? I’m in shambles. From learning how to live for herself and not just her sister??? It’s important even though she missed rubys pain she’s only human and she’s beautiful!! The way she loves through her actions and defends through her words??? Just kill me now.
Rating:
Infinity/10
Jaune Arc:
Oh yeah and Jaune??? The character development??? Wowza. The way he’s always there for those he cares about??? Fantastic. The way he would throw everything away just to be there for his friends?? I am deceased. His fortitude and determination to keep pushing through?? Ugh.
Rating:
Infinity/10
Nora Valkyrie:
Nora??????? My Queen????? With her heart a beautiful storm that she projects to all those around her??? Her protective nature over everyone??? How she learns that she needs to love herself and know herself before she can truly dedicate herself to another???? Literally puts me 6 feet under.
Rating:
Infinity/10
Pyrrha Nikos:
Pyrrha??? Don’t think I’m leaving her out of this! Her heart was so strong with her convictions and her love for her friends that she literally did everything she thought she could to protect them. She wanted to define her destiny and save the world in the way she thought only she could. I will literally never recover.
Rating:
Infinity/10
Oscar Pine:
Oscar???????????????? My baby???? My precious little prince??? Innocent farm boy who keeps getting slapped in the face by literally everyone (seriously crwby this poor boy needs a break and a hug) literally losing his soul but wants to spend every second he has doing everything he can for remnant???? He didn’t ask for this???? And yet here he is??? I haven’t stopped crying since V5 thank you very much!
Rating:
Infinity/10
Lie Ren:
Ren????? My boy??? Who feels like he always has to be the strong one emotionally??? Who always has to mask his own emotions to take care of others???? Who literally developed a semblance, a manifestation of his SOUL that is empathy??????? Like what???? Who would literally rather be dead than without Nora?? Who tried to take up the mantle of Jaunes emotional support humanness???? Orkcmekwkqo.
Rating:
Infinity/10
I could go on for the rest of my life for these people and literally every other character.
Also, how come tumblr doesn’t have more colors available??? Truly a tragedy and quite rude if I might say! Hmph!
I really hope someone gets some giggles out of this like I did!
Let me know if anyone wants me to do another HIGHLY critical review (ahem) and rating of these characters.
Gonna go cry now bye-
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fekoff · 1 year
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fuck you *woobifies your fighters*
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buddhaamitabha · 7 months
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It's Raining Gods [NSFW Novel]
Multiple x AFAB Reader . She/Her
Thor, Loki, Hermes, Buddha, Shiva, Heracles, Hades, Poseidon and Beelzebub.
♥ Author - @ghostofthegoldengoose aka Ma'am or MadamofSmut. ☀ Coauthor - @buddhaamitabha aka Law or UnDeadly.
Tags: Slow Burn, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, Vaginal Sex, Porn with Plot, Smut, Lemon, Reverse Harem, Foursome, Threesome.
Summary: In which you are a Goddess, chained by the shackles of a vow imposed on you by none other than your heavenly mother, highly steemed among the greek deities, the most attractive and feminine being to ever exist, the very goddess of love herself... Aphrodite.
The confrontation between mankind and godkind has already started and your part in it?
Well... Your battles lay amidst the silken sheets and pillowy cushions. Caught between the gods wrath and Brunhilde's risky schemes, you find yourself going from bed to bed, from god to god in an insane and unhinged backup plan.
You're secretly the first contestant of Ragnarok. AO3 Chapters here!
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moeblob · 7 months
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Spooky Witch Idun (my beloved) ! ♥
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erros429 · 11 months
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rwby characters as who i think they’d main in super smash bros
ruby: sonic because speed but also bc i think she’d just be a huge sonic fan in general
weiss: pyra/mythra because of how versatile they are, similar to her semblance
blake: sheik!! the ninja-like qualities + the personalities fit pretty well
yang: captain falcon ofc! falcon punches her way to victory every time. i also think it’d be funny if she was wario because she’d use her motorcycle the entire time fbshfjsjfjs
jaune: young link. idk it just fits him super well through design and fighting style
nora: kirby. duh. pink and hammer and also adorable.
pyrrha: considering i had to give pyra/mythra to weiss, i’ll just have to give her sora. i think she’d fall off the edge a lot so she’d want someone with a really good recovery
ren: greninja. same sorta logic as blake
oscar: pokemon trainer. he likes the versatility that comes with playing three different kinds of characters in one. either that or villager because he matches the vibes
qrow: joker but mostly b/c he thinks he looks badass lmao
sun: diddy kong!!!! monkey boys!!!!!
neptune: luigi. no reason for this i just think it’d be funny
emerald: bayonetta. the vibes fit SO well
mercury: (i also wanna say bayonetta because the boot guns but that’d be a copout so) i’ll say sephiroth because he’d spam his projectile moves and laugh
cinder: can’t imagine she’d play but if she did then she’d kick ass as byleth
neo: jigglypuff. and then she’d commit mass murder
winter: lucina because the vibes. would also only play b/c either weiss would beg her to or qrow would taunt her until she did
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mikakissiekiss · 5 months
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has somebody found a way to get a high quality image of this bear I need it so bad 😭😭😭😭😭
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I got it almost kinda front facing but like ,,,,,, idk HELP
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GHEJFEJFJHE, WHEN LOKI'S VOICE GOES FROM: "Hey, I'm just a funny lil guy♡ Just a goofy god♥️A lil silly dude!" to "I'm about to carry this show and make you yearn for me with the passion of a 1000 suns-"
and I love him for it.
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as-above-is-moving · 5 months
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@splinter-sister
It had taken nearly an hour of public transport to get here, but Gale had finally found the Workshop that she'd been looking for. She stuck out like a sore thumb amidst all the grey and earthy tones of mechanics and scrap metal junk piles, with pink hair, bright purple eyes, and a style that could only be described as soft pastel punk.
Having caught the attention of nearly everyone there who wasn't wedged under a car of some kind, one of the mechanics did come over to ask what she was looking for. The others waited and watched, curious about what was being said between the two as she pointed to her phone and the gentleman looked it over. After a few moments he returned to the others, and to some of their disappointment, informed them that she was looking for a specific mechanic to help with a bike she'd purchased. The mechanic came and found him, knocking on the side of the vehicle he was working on to get his attention.
"Oy, Burner. There's a girl here about a motorcycle that needs fixin'. Says she'll only talk to you."
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