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Twilight Meta Review—Chapter 17-19

In which Billy Black does a last-minute cockblock, Charlie a last-minute dadblock, Edward continues to act like the slut he is, and Bella watches a vampire baseball game. Oh, and some non-vegetarian vampires arrive. One of them shows interest in her and Edward really lets his monster side out. Cue thriller plot. Spoilers

Chapter 17: Edward’s A Whore and Plays Vampire Baseball

Billy Black is back!!! I appreciate him a lot more now, though I’ve always liked his character. He was just being concerned for Bella.

His eyes flickered back to the porch, and then he leaned in to swiftly kiss me just under the edge of my jaw. My heart lurched frantically, and I, too, glanced toward the porch. Billy’s face was no longer impassive, and his hands clutched at the armrests of his chair.

Poor guy. Having to be witness to the vampire and his human girlfriend together—and right in front of his salad, at that. White people, Is2g

His eyes narrowed. “Maybe it’s none of my business, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.”

“You’re right,” I agreed. “It is none of your business.”

Bella chose this moment to be savage!!! Man, poor Billy. On the other hand, Bella is beginning to show her fierce protectiveness when it comes to the people she loves. I remember she really wanted to tear into Sam when she thought he was harming Jacob, she was so angry.

Anyhoo, Charlie returns and Bella finally tells him that she is dating (ha) Edward.

“He’s too old for you,” he ranted.

“We’re both juniors,” I corrected, though he was more right than he dreamed.

“Wait…” He paused. “Which one is Edwin?”

CHARLIE THOUGHT BELLA WAS DATING EMMETT, I CAN’T. Emmett would have loved that. I guess he forgot or didn’t know about Emmett and Rosalie.

Anyhoo, Edward arrives and Charlie gives him the dad talk.

“So I hear you’re getting my girl to watch baseball.”

All right, movie, you get points for that. Billy Burke was great. The book doesn’t lean into that bit of social comedy, unfortunately.

“You smell so good in the rain,” he explained.

“In a good way, or in a bad way?” I asked cautiously.

He sighed. “Both, always both.”

Put a pin on that.

Anyway, they take Emmett’s monster Jeep but Edward plans to run the rest of the way. Bella balks, remembering how dizzy she got the first time. Edward persuades her otherwise in the most sluttish way possible.

He fought back a smile. Then he bent his head down and touched his cold lips softly to the hollow at the base of my throat.

“Are you still worried now?” he murmured against my skin.

Two words: Cut. Tease.

Then he took his face in his hands almost roughly, and kissed me in earnest, his unyielding lips moving against mine.

There was really no excuse for my behavior. Obviously I knew better by now.

No, no, no, no, NO, you will not blame yourself, Bella! This is all on this cock, right here. You do not tease a flesh-and-blood seventeen-year-old girl and kiss her like that. The real problematic(tm) shit of this series, I swear.

(Non-joking joking aside, it’s so nice to see Edward just letting loose like this. He’s beginning to act more like the age he is frozen at, clearly. I approve).

“Damn it, Bella!” he broke off, gasping. “You’ll be the death of me, I swear you will.”

You’re a fucking whore, Edward. Own it and be proud.

So of course Bella gets miffed that Edward gets miffed, but Edward, it turns out, isn’t angry at her.

He put his hands carefully on both sides of my face. “I infuriate myself,” he said gently. “The way I can’t seem to keep from putting you in danger. My very existence puts you at risk. Sometimes I truly hate myself. I should be stronger, I should be able to—”

I placed my hand over his mouth. “Don’t.”

He took my hand, moving it from his lips, but holding it to his face.

“I love you,” he said. “It’s a poor excuse for what I’m doing, but it’s still true.”

Page 366, with less than a third to go. Not that it really needed to be said—that is a mark of a good romance, that you don’t have to—but the employment of the phrase can still be powerful and meaningful. “You are my life now” is still Edward’s true declaration, but this is well-positioned too.

Anyhoo, time for vampire baseball! The movie of course made it all try hard and corny (they even had uniforms! Ew, no). But it seems the Cullens are just in their regular clothes—Bella mentions they don’t even have gloves. All in all, a very casual outing. They even “razzed each other like any street ballplayers.” Would have liked to have seen that properly onscreen. But fun time is quickly over.

Chapter 18: Non-Vegan Vampires and Bella’s Smart Plan

James, Victoria, and Laurent arrive! Here is where the Twilight antis call the actual plot starting. Lol. No, this is merely the latest obstacle to Bella and Edward’s love story. The internal conflict has been (mostly) resolved, which means it’s time for the external conflict to come into play.

Their gait was catlike, a walk that seemed constantly on the edge of a crouch. […] Without any seeming communication between them, they each straightened into a more casual, erect bearing.

Would have liked to have seen that on screen. The three actors for the wild vampires were fine, though, looked their parts and everything. I don’t recall if Laurent had a slight French accent in the movie, though.

Laurent seemed to catch my scent less powerfully than James, but awareness now dawned on his face.

“You brought a snack?” he asked, his expression incredulous as he took an involuntary step forward.

Nobody:

No one:

Absolutely zilch:

Movie Twilight: *James exaggeratedly sniffs, Ahhs to a score swell* You brought a snack. 🤤

Anyhoo, Laurent manages to defuse the situation (of the “bad” vampires, he is clearly the best), but of course James is the actual leader and he has already made up his mind. Edward is beside himself in fury and fear.

“Listen to me, Alice. I saw his mind. Tracking is his passion, his obsession—and he wants her, Alice—her, specifically. He begins the hunt tonight.”

The metaphor is getting a little too obvious, isn’t it? Just bobbing up gently into text before sinking back down to subtext. But here is where Bella truly shines.

“Listen,” I pleaded. “You take me back.”

“No,” he interrupted.

I glared at him and continued. “You take me back. I tell my dad I want to go home to Phoenix. I pack my bags. We wait till this tracker is watching, and then we run. He’ll follow us and leave Charlie alone. Charlie won’t call the FBI on your family. Then you can take me any damned place you want.”

They stared at me, stunned.

“It’s not a bad idea, really.” Emmett’s surprise was definitely an insult.

Bella having zero brain cells, clearly. No thoughts in that wee lil’ head of hers. -.-

So yes, the plan is all Bella’s. I don’t even remember if the film gives her that credit or if it decided to screw over Stewart in this way as well. But it’s very interesting that it is Bella who has come up with the plan, not the others.

Emmett looked at me, insultingly surprised again. “Edward, listen to her,” he urged. “I think she’s right.”

“Yes, she is,” Alice agreed. […]

I tried to be persuasive. “Hang out here for a week—” I saw his expression in the mirror and amended “—a few days. Let Charlie see you haven’t kidnapped me, and lead this James in a wild-goose chase. Make sure he’s completely off my trail. Then come and meet me. Take a roundabout route, of course, and then Jasper and Alice can go home.”

I could see him beginning to consider it.

“Meet you where?”

“Phoenix.” Of course.

“No. He’ll hear that’s where you’re going,” he said impatiently.

“And you’ll make it look like that’s a ruse, obviously. He’ll know that we’ll know that he’s listening. He’ll never believe I’m actually going where I say I am going.”

“She’s diabolical,” Emmett chuckled.

Emmett and Bella being bros this early on warms the cockles of my cold, dead heart. Wonderful. And of course Bella’s plan is smart—too bad James is smarter and calls her bluff.

“Can you handle this?” he asked.

And graceful little Alice pulled back her lips in a horrific grimace and let loose with a guttural snarl that had me cowering against the seat in terror.

Alice is the best Part 39498483.

Chapter 19: Bella Goes For the Jugular

Bella sets her plan into motion and hits below the belt with Charlie.

“I do like him—that’s the problem. I can’t do this anymore! I can’t put down any more roots here! I don’t want to end up trapped in this stupid, boring town like Mom! I’m not going to make the same dumb mistake she did! I hate it—I can’t stay here another minute!”

His hand dropped from my arm like I’d electrocuted him. I turned away from his shocked, wounded face and headed for the door.

🥺 Poor Charlie. Bella is so crushed she can’t even drive. Did this scene even happen in the movie? I can’t even remember, but I doubt it. Would have been a great little drama.

“I was there, big deal. It didn’t bother the other two. Why did this James decide to kill me? There’re people all over the place, why me?”

He hesitated, thinking before he answered.

“I got a good look at his mind tonight,” he began in a low voice. “I’m not sure if there’s anything I could have done to avoid this, once he saw you. It is partially your fault.” His voice was wry. “If you didn’t smell so appallingly luscious, he might not have bothered. But when I defended you…well, that made it a lot worse. He’s not used to being thwarted, no matter how insignificant the object. He thinks of himself as a hunter and nothing else.”

Appallingly luscious. The Metaphor(tm) is getting a little more literal, n’est-ce pas?

Anyhoo, I like how Bella is only a great temptation to Edward and to literally no other vampire. James hunted her out of a challenge, Laurent decided to munch her in New Moon out of convenience, and…yeah, that’s pretty much it. Oh, and Jasper lost it because it was open blood and he’s still new to this diet. Victoria hunts Bella as payback.

Bella gets called a Mary Sue often, not without some reason, but for the most part she is a Mary Sue in the same way male protagonists like Harry Potter are—low-status normies who obtain high status in fantasy land. But of course, there is always trouble in paradise.

Anyway, Laurent has left apologetically, and Edward has asked Rosalie to trade clothes with Bella.

“Why should I?” she hissed. “What is she to me? Except a menace—a danger you’ve chosen to inflict on all of us.”

“Rose…” Emmett murmured, putting one hand on her shoulder. She shook it off.

But I was watching Edward carefully, knowing his temper, worried about his reaction.

He surprised me. He looked away from Rosalie as if she hadn’t spoken, as if she didn’t exist.

Very interesting. Edward seems to accept Rosalie’s recalcitrance here. Perhaps this is not the time to wrangle with Rosalie’s jealousy.

He caught me up in his iron grip, crushing me to him. He seemed unaware of his watching family as he pulled my face to his, lifting my feet off the floor. For the shortest second, his lips were icy and hard against mine. Then it was over. He set me down, still holding my face, his glorious eyes burning into mine.

His eyes went blank, curiously dead, as he turned away.

And they were gone.

We stood there, the others looking away from me as the tears streaked noiselessly down my face.

Romeo and Juliet: *popping up with a sad, sympathetic wave*

Bella and Edward are also very unhappy being apart. And if I’m not mistaken, there is also a hint of NewMoon!Edward.

“You’re wrong, you know,” he said quietly.

“What?” I gasped.

“I can feel what you’re feeling now—and you are worth it.”

“I’m not,” I mumbled. “If anything happens to them, it will be for nothing.”

“You’re wrong,” he repeated, smiling kindly at me.

I’m liking Jasper more and more in this rereading, and of course he really shines in Eclipse. Yet another character done dirty by the film adaptation.

#twilight #twilight meta #anti anti twilight #cristina reads #almost there #that last farewell kiss was so poignant

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jaynovz · 2 years

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One Foot in the Fade commentary pt 3, spoilers:

Khay hugged that guy to death and it was badass also she might have PTSD now

Oh no the party split and Fetch is being a little bitch about it and he's going to regret that later

pfffft Fetch going up to the door of the harpy house saying "have you heard of our Lord and savior the bridge"

This is going to go awfully

I know I keep saying this, but Luke's different VOICES. This super peppy and amiable solicitor voice but as Fetch is fucking gold and also hilarious

Pitcher hehehe hehehe. that’s how Luke says “picture” heheheh

HARPY LESBIANS???? LUKE WE SEE YOU

Very sexy of you Fetch drawing your gun and 👀 the whole thing in the inn with those human guys. yeahhhhh

I talk about this a lot but it just continues to astound me: you would never fucking know this man was Australian. He's doing more voices in this book than he has done in the previous two

Snake violence D: 🐍

Okay but I need this werewolf to Dom the shit out of him

Wolf Dom is teaching him things oh my God

Oh my God this man has a crush on this wolf

He has a little bit of a competency kink and it's it's like “cool me too”

The thing is I know... I know what’s going to happen, because I know this motherfucker and nothing good is going to be allowed to happen so I need to stop getting attached.

JAY DO NOT GET ATTACHED TO THIS WEREWOLF THAT FETCH HAS A CRUSH ON BECAUSE THAT MEANS IT'S A DEATH FLAG

He's teaching him how to interpret bird sounds 🥺

Wolf gonna teach him to use bow 👀

A side note that the fucking balls on this man to write an over-arching all-encompassing disability narrative like !!!!!! All the post coda magical creatures are disabled!!! Just inspired.

Oh my God Theo literally just called him “good boy” oh my fucking God 😳

Okay okay okay we see you, all the bow and survival lessons are just sword training again. I SEE YOU.

Ohoho time to gag and hog tie our main character. Someone has: INCLINATIONS. PREDILECTIONS. PROCLIVITIES AS IT WERE.

Also hilariously a character has finally appeared who has an Australian accent but it's an affected one that is different than Luke's so it.... still doesn't sound like him XD

NOO THEO MY LOVE

That was a lot of sexy killing

Oh my god she put her FOOT on his chest. This sub man is2g

all the cuddling with Fetch and Khay is making me weak I'm CRYING

MAGICAL FETCH???

"If I was gonna kiss you I would at least make sure you were awake" I may ship this, but then again I ship Fetch with literally everyone. 😳 😳 😳 I am Thinking About Genie burns and BDSM

Yep still chugging along!

#thoughts #one foot in the fade #ofitf #one foot in the fade spoilers #sunder city verse #the last smile in sunder city #luke arnold #dead man in a ditch #fetch phillips #fetch phillips archives lb

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ajarofpickledtears · 2 months

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tfw a character dies to save another character's life

but then the other character still dies

even worse when both deaths are due to the second character's actions

#cylas speaks #feeling murderous #towards. fictional characters.#i hate this kinda stuff aaaaaaa #tbh first (before this incident) death pissed me off bc it was another character's fault #like is2g that bish #just bc she went slow bc she didnt believe anything was wrong or would happen #i am watching the videos on the left right game by creepcast

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needleandhammer · 3 years

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Y'all, I just watched Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings and this is a gonna be a spoiler-filled post of what I loved and what I wish we could get more of in the future or thru internet interviews or just anything pls. I write this as I listen to the Shang Chi soundtrack .😭

right away tho my first impression is that I love all the separate elements of the film; however, the storytelling felt choppy.

[film spoilers below!]

- Speaking of soundtrack, it's one of the best mcu soundtracks out there, so much fcking heart in the main Xu Shang Chi track is2g just hearing it play gave me that thrilled feeling in my chest and then to hear it as Shang Chi and Xialing prepare to take down those soul suckers, 🙌

- OMG I know all of you have read at least once that the choreography was amazing but you'll hear it from me again because that shit had me drooling sitting in theatre wishing I could rewind and rewatch each fight scene over and over!

- Like, that bamboo forest fight between Momma Ying Li and Pops Wen Wu was a literal dance.

- Wen Wu and Ying Li's love story is the ultimate reformed villain love story (pre-Ying Li's death).

- Ying Li was SUCH A BADASS. Wen Wu initially wanted to add her mythical village to his list of conquests and instead she said, bitch pls . And she looked beautiful while kicking his ass. 😍

- And I swear to high hell people need to film their fight scenes with better lighting 😤 SCATLOTTR wasn't terrible in this aspect but I still felt deprived when it came to the scaffolding fight scene

- Katy's "I love how you all know exactly what you want to do and spend your whole life getting real good at it..." ::i felt attacked and understood::

- I kind of love that dig at Katy and Shaun about how they're aimlessly living life instead of putting their talents to use. It acknowledges the anxiety and growing pains of folks like myself, unsure of where exactly I'm going and afraid to find out, heh

- I appreciate that the antagonism between Shang Chi and Xialing didn't last long. They united pretty quickly once they heard that Pops had lost his marbles.

- I fucking love Asian water dragons. Thanks for doing me a solid here.

- never have i found bracelets so sexy on a guy's arms.

- Xialing has the heart of the dragon. gawt I love her.

- dragon vs mega soul sucker ::simping::

- Chinese mythical creatures existing on a parallel plane as ours, such a simple concept yet so powerful TT-TT

- Shang Chi and various leading characters speaking their mother language throughout the movie 💖

Now, here are all the things I want to know: how did 14 yo Shang Chi fake his identity; when did he meet Katy; what was his cover story, like did he just say he's an orphan?? How come he never checked up on Xialing bc that was cold; how many of the Ten Rings minions did Xialing beat up while she trained herself; who was Xialing's first kiss like I want to know everything about this wildly intense young woman who founded an underground fight ring??? do the kids plan to visit Ta Lo annually for special holidays? how tf did Trevor learn the language of the faceless winged puppies?

#xu shang chi #xu xialing #xu wen wu #ying li #shang chi and the legend of the ten rings #marvel #mcu #spoilers #long post #simu liu

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oikaw-ugh · 3 years

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Calling your HQ Boyfriend by a different name (Tiktok)

THAT HELL OF A TIKTOK TREND WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME IS2G

Characters: Bokuto, Kuroo, Oikawa, Tsukishima, Kenma,

Warning: Inaccurate characterization

For personal reasons, you will be calling them with the name 'Renato'.

∆ Bokuto Kōtaro

100% HIS MOOD SWITCHES

To cover up your prank, you lied to him saying you're going to teach him how to do the throw it back step

That is if you can lmao 💀

And so, the two of you are in front of your phone, you're behind him as you guide Bokuto's hips or something

You: Okay, that's cool, now do a wave motion-

Bokuto: Like this?

You: Renato, no, more of-

Bokuto. Immediately. Freezes.

Bokuto: Renato? 🥺

OHHHH THE LOOK IN HIS EYES AS HE STANDS STRAIGHT, STARING AT YOU AS HIS SHOULDERS SLOWLY SLOUCH

Bokuto: Baby, who's Renato?

And you're confused whether you tell him the truth or you continue on acting

You: Baby, I said 'Bo' not 'Renato'.

Bokuto 🥺 does 🥺 not 🥺 buy 🥺 it

Bokuto: You said 'Renato' though.

AND LIKE HE'S REALLY REALLY SLUMPED AND HE'S DRAGGING HIS FEET AWAY FROM THE CAM

You had to stop faking as you tackled him with a hug as you frantically explained it was all a prank

You: Bo, I'm sorry, I was pranking you for a Tiktok video!

Bokuto and his spirit slowly lifting: Really?

And when he recovers, he ends up laughing with how ridiculous it was as he hugs you back but oh boy is his hug very tight!

Bokuto: Baby, you got me!

∆ Kuroo Tetsurō

A cool guy, dare I say

He is sitting at the couch beside you, eyes preoccupied on his screen so he didn't notice how you're in a front cam, phone facing him.

You: Renato, love, can you please pass me my charger-

You haven't finished your sentence yet but the moment you said the wrong name, Kuroo's eyes widens in surprise. Like, cool surprise.

But nah, he's cool. Like, I see him smirking as his brows raise.

Kuroo: Renato, huh?

You can't help but laugh with how nonchalant Kuroo's approach is.

You: What?

Kuroo: Who is Renato?

You: *laughing* I don't know who's Renato, Kuroo.

Kuroo: You called me 'Renato' though.

You: I said Kuroo, though...

Kuroo: Uh huh? Then why don't you let Renato pass you your charger instead?

Note: He's still saying this without lifting his eyes on his screen.

You end up cracking while your phone shakes badly.

You: Kuroo!

Kuroo: Nope. I'm not Renato.

He says that while you rot at his side with laughter.

∆ Oikawa Tōhru

FINDS IT ABSOLUTELY INSULTING

While at your car, you place your phone at an angle that would catch him.

Imagine Oikawa's head wobbling along the music from the car's stereo? Ugh what a sight

You: Renato, Sweetie, can I-

Oikawa: *gasps*

You: ???

Oikawa: eXcUsE mE?

Imagine just like, his face dramatically gasping as he turned the steering wheel and like, he glances at you and at the road back and forth with an offended look on his face

Oikawa: Renato? RENATO?

And like, you're there cracking as he still complains about you calling him Renato

You: I said Oikawa-

Oikawa: OF ALL THE NAMES, HOW CAN YOU MISCALL ME AS RENATO?

Oikawa: You know what? How can you even miscall me? My name is extraordinary, how can you forget my name?

Oikawa: God, the audacity 💀 I hate it here

And you're just dying at the side, laughing as he continues to ramble about you miscalling him

Oikawa: This is ridiculous! I want a divorce!

You: We're not even married yet 💀

∆ Tsukishima Kei

He's triggered

Like, he accompanies you as you do the groceries. He's in front of your cart, gently pulling it as you walk from isle to isle so he wouldn't know that you're actually filming.

You: Hey, Renato, do you think I should buy some new toothbrush?

Tsukishima: *looks to your direction faster than the speed of light*

Tsukishima: The heck did you just call me?

The actress that you are: Tsukishima...?

Tsukishima: You ain't fooling anyone here, Y/N

You: Tsukki-

Tsukishima: Do your groceries alone. I don't date people who don't even know my name

Now the next scenario is up to you: if you successfully caught up with your long-legged boyfriend, then you go home in peace. But if you don't, expect this little prank to spark an argument that would probably last for a couple of hours. Worse, a day.

Yes, Tsukishima can be this much

∆ Kenma Kozume

It's always the gamer boyfriends who sometimes give bland reactions.

Idk with Kenma though

You sit across Kenma, your phone focused at your boyfriend who is now looking down at his Switch. He seems to look like nothing can disrupt his concentration-

You: Renato, can you reach for the water bottle at the counter behind you?

Kenma pauses whatever he's playing.

And he just stares.

The kind of stare you cast when something is...weird.

You know how a cat stares at you wide-eye as their head wobble slightly to the side? Kenma is giving you that look.

You wanted to laugh but you're an actor I guess.

You: Hey? You okay?

Kenma: What did you just call me?

You: ....Kenma?

Kenma blinks and is2g, you can see how his face scrunches with your response. NDHSJSJSJS

But anyways, Kenma warily reaches for the bottle behind him, his eyes not leaving you.

Take note: he looks at you with suspicion

You: Thanks, Kenma.

And even when you drank the water down, his eyes never left you.

But in the end, Kenma sighs and he resumes on playing his game instead.

But joke's on him, it bugged his mind. He dropped his Switch as he looks at you.

Kenma: You said Renato.

You: I know, Kenma. It was a prank.

And the worry immediately vanishes as he rolled his eyes before reaching for his Switch again. He should've known better, of course.

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quinnofthedawn · 3 years

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remythologise · 3 years

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i daydream about my post-canon supernatural in which of course cas is human and no one is god and dean has to come to terms with all the trauma he has inflicted on jack. the show just... completely glosses over it. it's ok that dean thought jack was Evil Personified in the beginning of s13 because he started treating him normally (with only... the bare minimum of an apology iirc? maybe i'm wrong) later! it's ok that dean and sam LOCKED JACK IN A BOX and then dean put a gun to his head! yes he did throw it away but that doesn't erase the fact. then they do unity which i straight up don't acknowledge as canon. baking a birthday cake is not enough in reparations! i want dean to understand what he has done and i want him to make a decision to never be that person again. to love jack and show that love. and don't even get me started about how cas fits into all of this. is2g this show stumbles into arcs of amazing depth and then has to drop them because they are too unmanly. it's cool to have an overpowered kid i guess but it's not cool to deal with the consequences of how he is treated so we'll just not write about that at all

YES one of the major crimes of this show is that Dean’s trauma is wiped BY DEATH.* Like I hope for a very large body of fanfiction that addresses these post-canon trauma dealing things that also have Dean work to repair the immense damage he’s caused to the relationships around him. It just. Makes no sense to me that Dean was basically a tragic protagonist who mistreated and undervalued the ones who loved him and then died. Is that really the story Supernatural was trying to tell???? Also Jack is LITERALLY three years old, relatively clueless, and their CHILD I can’t decide if that line in an episode about ‘who’s meant to be God, Jack’? as he walks past chewing gum or whatever was meant to be a joke referencing the ending or some EXTREME shade at the planned ending (in the same vein as the Becky stuff in Atomic Monsters). What’s insane is there were so many interesting character things yet to explore on Supernatural and they chose to simply Not address them honestly because most of them would in some way end up exploring two tenets of Secretly Good and Nuanced Supernatural: 1) John Winchester is a bad father and the Winchesters have been incredibly damaged through his parenting and, as a consequence of this and other things 2) Dean has been incredibly traumatised and represses all of his feelings and has barely been allowed to work through that. And for whatever reason the show decided it simply did not wish to focus on resolving those things.

*Every single person who said that the only ending for Dean was death because of all his trauma gets 100 years dungeon. You know who you are

#ask #anonymous #kira for ts #supernatural spoilers #spn spoilers #I set up a new blog to reblog spn stuff to but I also have a month's worth of liked post to reblog to there smh that's like well over 2000 #LMAO

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miscellaneousramblings · 3 years

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Down here, salt is a way of life.

Lol, so I’ve read the updated version of those SnK leaks for the last volume and its bonus pages and like... what. I don’t see why I as a reader should accept a poor, nonsensical, edgy ending such as this one and with a smile as well! Fuck that.*

The actual last chapter as published last month was already poorly executed but at least I could sort of get what the author went for. I thought that maybe the bonus pages could actually help me swallow the pill by adding meaningful dialogue or events (Armin being shown Paradis’ potential destruction by Eren isn’t a meaningful event, it just adds more fuel to my long-held belief Paradis isn’t worth the destruction it’s causing. The moment they started becoming oppressors the way Marley did, they lost the right to just claim self-defence for their ensured survival. I’ve always thought that Zeke’s plan was the better option compared to the Rumbling and I haven’t changed my mind, far from that. Maybe, had the Rumbling been treated differently and killed way less, it could have been different. Maybe). Eren’s treatment was horrifying in the last arc, but at the very least I could get over his death, and let Mikasa live on in my imagination. She could just live a simple life with her beloved friends visiting her and some pets she would adopt by her side, happily tending to her garden, cooking, reading, maybe even meeting some new people and making friends with them. As an ace woman, I know women don’t have to get married to a guy or even love anyone romantically to lead a worthy, fulfilling life, and yes, I was more than happy to project on her. Mikasa could be happy on her own. The ending was open-ended enough for readers to believe whatever they wanted as far as surviving characters go, and this was fine.

But now, this. The idea she *has* to get herself a man and some kids to “move on” is so backwards and frustrating, I just can’t. This is literally the exact same scenario as Historia’s treatment post Ymir’s death. Isayama really said “I’m going to develop YH and EM and make people fall in love with them, then kill one of them off after terribly dissatisfying farewells and then boom, timeskip, the surviving members of the ships ~moved on~ with Faceless Man 1 and Faceless Man 2.” If you’re gonna show your MC “getting over” their love for the other MC, the one that’s been built up in the entire goddamn manga, then at least show it on-screen, give us some hints. If the husband is supposed to be Jean, then at least show his face instead of a vague silhouette. Isayama is degrading his series, which is his own problem, but he’s also insulting his readers’ intelligence, which I won’t stand for.

Once again, what the hell is he trying to say with this? I’m not talking about some kind of moral message, I’m talking about the way love is depicted in this series. Love is something to be sacrificed, discarded and then replaced (offscreen). I am pissed off by the ultimate treatment of women in this series, especially after the promise they showed pre-timeskip. Also Annie is lucky Bertolt died because at this rate she would have ended with him despite not loving him is2g.

I will wait for the actual volume to come out in Japan and if this nonsense is actually confirmed (Mikasa being married to some rando while Paradis becomes an industrialized nation thanks to global genocide), I’m selling all my manga volumes. Luckily enough I have some rare editions so i should be able to take my money back entirely.

I am disappointed and done.

PS: Life footage of me reading those leaks: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KquFZYi6L0

*If the leaks are fake I’ll gladly accept I am a clown, and will shut up about this series forever, but I do remember a chinese leaker (I’m assuming the same person) said volume 34 would be the last back in early/mid-december, and this was confirmed in the preview at the end of volume 33, which was released on January 9. Soooo yeah, I’m pretty sure this is legit, unfortunately.

#people who tell disappointed fans to enjoy the ending go to hell challenge #anyway yesterday I was just looking up twitter to see if perchance Isayama's interview had been translated #and instead I was greeted with THIS #since i've never read text leaks I'm even more stunned #what is going on in here??#why did he think this would be a good idea #there are 1001 problems with the end but nooo we have to see Mikasa hooked up with some dude offscreen #i'm so mad about this #god forbid she lives her life while cherishing Eren in her heart #(i know she can still cherish him but all of this is so meaningless)#I refuse to invest my time and pour my heart into characters that end up being butchered and relationships that get destroyed like this #not even talking about the whole yeagerist taking over thing #i don't care if it's 'realistic' i already have real life for this #and better fiction actually #SnK #Mikasa Ackerman #since this is mostly about her

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found--family · 4 years

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summary of 15x15:

Pastor DR. SEXY (with tattoos) = Dean will see you @ church 🙏

hello Ted 😅

i love when Dean's research skills get front and centre

CASTIEL I HAVE MISSED YOU (and i saw your jealous face over Dean's *thing* w. Amara, don't think I didn't...)

umm.. they didn't tell Cas about Mrs. Butters? NO. i reject your reality and substitute my own

Cas + Jack teaming up for a case!! #QualityContent

Jack excited about working the case w. Cas has my heart 😍

papa!Cas indulging his son 🥰 more of this softness please

AGENTS SWIFT + LOVATO like papa like son! 😎😎

BABY YODA!

"i just graduated from CSI" 😂

Team Swivato tag-teaming w. the routine supe questions 😅

upside to hearing gruesome case talk: learning Jack has a Marvellous Marvin Talking Teddy™

i love that teal truck. i love it.

*squeal of delight* COWBOY!CAS photo = DEAN TOOK A PHOTO OF CAS ON THEIR HONEYMOON CASE I AM LIVING 🤠📸

Cas being put off by all the cat photos on social media #BigMood

Cas is Jack's Parent/Guardian and this ep is giving me lots of AU feels and i love it

male demon w. British accent! i'm thrilled 👏 Zack is like a mini Crowley.. or a wannabe w. a fake accent but i'll take it

another *Highway to Heaven* reference.. and Hells Yes I'd watch that show too 📺 (cue the AU)

Heaven could learn from Queen of Hell Rowena's philosophy, ie. not meddling w. souls

*Humans can be the worst kind of monsters* nods solemnly

Cas choosing to help on a non-supe case rather than wait around in the bunker. more please.

hearing + seeing both sides of a Hunter-Husbands-checking-in phonecall is what we deserve

what's with all the finger-torture lately?

Jack going undercover. trust. good.

OMFG CAS + PASTOR SEXY Dean would 💓😵💓

*dating* = watching lots of old movies together huh?.. 😏💚💻💙🛏️

Jack misses Kelly, but Jack has 3 dads! 💗

Cas sitting on a plaid couch big enough for 3

PLEASE don't let an acknowledged queer character's death be because he was queer. i will riot.

*a saint is a sinner who keeps trying* 👏

am i the only one who, in 15 seasons, never noticed the Impala's fuel cap is behind the license plate? 🧐

🌨️ SNOW 🌨️

💗 AMARA IN PINK! AMARA IN PINK! AMARA IN PINK! 💗

Dean has a very distinctive musk.. 😏

lunch first, talk second.

hungry!Amara feeds herself w. food not souls #Growth

aww Dean never got his Atlantic City last hurrah

Castiel's story 👏😭💖 faith, family, free will, fatherhood.

Patchwork Family; Found Family.

Emily Swallow, i love you.

DEAN + AMARA'S CONVO is the content we deserve 🏆 bonus: more talk of Dean's anger issues!

there's something poetic about Angelic folk on a case involving Evil Humans + Faith, while Human folk deal w. a real God..

Angel!Cas got moves + heart + smarts 😇

sneaky bored demon..

we deserve more papa!Cas + son!Jack bonding moments 😭

Dean + Cas communicating = 😊💖

NO. DO NOT send Cas off on his own AGAIN to try and find some lead is2g writers: you can do better, Cas deserves better, and i will not stand for this bs 🤬

bonus 15x16 promo: excited for kid!Dean flashbacks. probably the last MoTW ep we'll get?

#spn 15x15 #watchnotes #I'm late to the party but here we go!#s15 #15x15 #15x16

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parashiteposting · 3 years

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very spoilery musing/ranting on not-translated-yet reversi chapters

"don't you think it's romantic?" i love that wording so fucking much sobs yes thank you bless

awwww hirokawa has such faith in his parasites! rip in kill. oh made me think of a small pov chapter I could scribble up for him

takeshi your standards are fucked I cannot believe that's what you told your son

interesting use of the phrase, bringing it into question of who thought it

ha of course my "aw" instincts show up once he's visibly bandaged up

ugh so much talk! at least it's about him. i will do it but i will not like it

damn bro edge much? love how his lieutenant or whatever is like "dude... D:"

holee fuk his backstory is more fucked up than I thought at first glance, and that's saying something. I'd read smth about it from japanese twitter but damn no wonder he flipped the switch all the way to insane hedonism first chance he realized it. son your mom is absolutely whackadoodle--oh hey I guess that's one more female character in this damn spinoff that has character, even if she's dead like all the others lmao. this story sucks in its female characters ratio that's so depressing

THAT'S YOUR EXCUSE?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*stares into the void* i'm quitting this is too fucked up for me /not srs

every damn adult in this work needs to be arrested is2g

is that what your fucking epiphany was?! holy shit lol. thanks for the validation but no thanks for everything you did after lmao

ohhhh *that's* what that thing from the beginning was for. only took a year or two to come to light

wha... wh... is this a thing people actually do? swap pronoun types? even in works? or is this some typo *squint*

how did he manage this. noda, is this your work?

ah, that's uh. great art. mm.

wow this is kinda meta. is this the power of ridiculous amounts of suddenly unsuppressed trauma?

tfw realizing yeah I probably should put a note somewhere to explain why I don't spell it as parasyte

"yeah he just beat the shit out of the yakuza then vanished never to be seen again. pretty weird huh"

what the fuck is up with this work

uh yes I appreciate you ahving a flashback to him shirtless thanks hwat the fuck

what are these quotes?

LAST CHAPTER OF THE VOLUME YES get me out of here

"gotou-san what do you think?" "idk i'm just here to git gud"

aw but I love the fact that they're starting to speak their minds

i LOVE this. i love ht e tragedy of hirokawa resting his hopes and dreams on what turns out to be an ephemeral state only upheld by their relative youth and inexperience.... huh that mirrors tamiya's departure too doesn't it, with the discovering themself and tearing away from preconceptions of others. no wonder I like it lol

awwww even hirama is getting in on the "questioning what they're doing" train! cool!

baby!!

OHHHH HER QUOTE OHHHH

am sad now ;;

*migi voice* i tired

Ah, Tamura, half assing Hirokawa's purpose even in death

*Fridge realization* ha! He really is like his dad, dramatic as ever

#I never really got the point of avoiding spoilers but I also used to read books totally out of order #so i have a skewed perception of 'spoilery' surprises

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trensu · 4 years

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Episode 7: The One where At Last LWJ Sees the Light

We’re still in the cave of wonders, guys, and lan yi is doing plot exposition so we’re gonna skip that

Once Lan Yi is done laying down Plot, we have this cute exchange

Lwj: elder, as your descendent i pinky promise to complete this Super Important Mission

Wwx: oh, same, me too!

Lwj: this is a LAN FAMILY MATTER and none of your business

Wwx: YOU CAN’T STOP ME FROM HELPING

Wwx: and besides, since my grandmaster was besties with your ancestor that means that it’s practically my family matter too, so there

YOU’RE ALSO MARRIED NOW GUYS, REMEMBER, SO IT’S A FAMILY MATTER EITHER WAY

And now, drumroll please…

Our beautiful boys tumble out of the cave of wonders (while still tied together!!) and crash land onto the ground, with wwx oh so conveniently sprawled on top of lwj

THAT’S RIGHT GUYS

IT’S THAT TROPE AND IT’S BEAUTIFUL

Lol lwj’s stunned face here

Wwx: I DIDN’T MEAN TO FALL ON YOU…! Oh hi jiang cheng

yep, jc’s here to ruin the moment (i love you jc, but you have horrible timing)

Wwx is so happy to see his brother, he greets him immediately and completely forgets about the fact that he and lwj are in a…compromising position

It’s adorable, really

Lwj: *glares with every ounce of Repressed Gay Rage in his body* GET UP RIGHT NOW.

Wwx: oh, right sure *totally unruffled bc he is shameless*

At this point we cut to the next scene which is still in the same place and with the same characters but now lwj has his ribbon back on his forehead

Ngl i’m kinda bummed we didn’t see him untie their wrists

It would’ve been hilarious since jc and wen qing wouldve been watching it all happen lol

like, i’m just picturing wq and jc being awkwardly silent as lwj unravels his ribbon from wwx’s wrist. wwx’s eyes would ofc be glued on lwj and he’d be babbling some inane thing or another

but we didn’t get that. oh well.

Oh, and here we find out that lwj and wwx were in that cave for one day and one night

Now that lwj is all put together again, we see wwx, jc, and wq have a conversation that i think counts as a wangxian moment

Jc and wq both start throwing questions at our boys about where they’ve been and what they were doing and all that

Lwj looks very uncomfortable about all the questions.

Lans don’t lie (supposedly; lwj is such a stickler at this point in his life he def doesn’t lie)

So wwx swoops in to ~rescue~ him!!

He answers all the questions by lying thru his teeth: oh yeah, we got lost and trapped and swam for hours and hours in an underground, waterlogged maze that definitely exists before we finally found a way out!! I almost froze to death (he says with a whine bc that’s just how he is lol)

Once he finishes answering all those questions he turns to share THE CUTEST LITTLE SECRET SMILE WITH LWJ. SO ADORABLE GUYS, HOW IS HE REAL

Lwj sees it and HAS TO LOOK AWAY

I CAN’T EVEN BLAME HIM BC IF WWX SMILED AT ME LIKE THAT (WITH HIS CUTE LITTLE BEAUTY MARK IN FULL VIEW!!) I WOULD’VE DIED.

JUST DROPPED TO THE GROUND DEAD.

IT’S TOO MUCH, IT’S TOO MUCH

Now we cut to a Plot Heavy Scene, featuring our boys and lxc and lqr, that is not relevant to this post at all EXCEPT I HAVE TO SAY OH GOD, LWJ LOOKS SO BABY-FACED HERE?? HOW?? HIS LITTLE FACE LOOKS ALL ROUNDED AND SOFT AND HIS LIPS ARE ALL POUTY. HE’S BEBY. I JUST WANT TO WRAP HIM UP IN BLANKETS AND GIVE HIM HOT CHOCOLATE

More plot discussion happens and whatever they’re talking about makes wwx bump shoulders with lwj and call him “my confidant” AKA MY SOULMATE AHHHHHHH

OH WAIT, do you know what else is important about this scene?

It shows how much taller wwx is than lwj!!! And I LOVE IT.

Lwj’s shoulders are a good two inches lower than wwx’s

WHY ISN’T THERE MORE FIC/ART SHOWING THIS??

I MEAN, THE STOIC SOLEMN CHARACTER IS SMOL AND THE SUNSHINEY CHARACTER IS GIANT. IT’S SUCH GREAT COMBINATION!!!

I think ppl in the cultivation world probs don’t realize how short lwj is bc he gives off such an intimidating aura i’m so jealous; i need to get myself an intimidating aura

Blah blah more plot, wwx promises not to tell anybody anything about the plot blah blah

Right after that, they bump into nhs who’s like, hey you guys were gone all night did anything weird happen?? (this is the guy who sneaks porn into this place on the regular, i’m pretty sure we all know what he means by “weird”)

Wwx: oooh, yeah, this super weird thing happened, let me tell you all about it

Lwj: *whips around to stare at wwx likE OMG SRSLY YOU JUST SAID YOU’D KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT*

Wwx: *proceeds to tell nhs a spooky lie about meeting a demon snake*

Nhs: *flees in terror bc he thinks snakes are scary for some reason* (they’re not, snakes are def cute critters)

Lwj: *exasperatedly rolls his eyes at wwx’s frankly amazing story-telling skills*

AND HERE WE GET TO SEE THE FIRST TIME LWJ STARES LONGINGLY AT WWX. LWJ, THIS IS GONNA BE YOUR MAIN HOBBY FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

Wwx runs after his brother and slings a playful arm around his shoulders and walks away without a second glance to lwj

Lwj stares soulfully at him, def noticing that wwx didn’t spare him a second look (poor bb lwj)

After a moment of Soulful Staring, his lips part as he lowers his gaze to the ground and decisively turns and walks off

INTERNALLY HE’S LIKE OFC WWX WOULDN’T WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH ME SINCE I’M ALL STOIC AND REPRESSED BUT THAT’S FINE, IDC, I DIDN’T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH HIM ANYWAY

POOR LWJ!! DOESN’T THIS MAKE YOUR HEART TWINGE???

Even more plot stuff happens

But they make it worth the wait because now we get to…

THE LANTERN SCENE (PART 1)

YES, YOU HEARD RIGHT.

WWX: lwj, we should set off a lantern and make a wish together since we’ve been thru so much together now

LWJ: *pulls a batman* I work alone

WWXX: habits change!! Besides, i made this lantern specially for you~! *shows drawing of magic cave bunny on the lantern*

HERE WE GO GUYS, OMG, IT’S HAPPENING

Lwj looks at the lantern and, just, his face, ahhh, LWJ’S ENTIRE FACE GOES SOFT AND WE SEE HIM SMILE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE SERIES

FIRST!!

TIME!!

EVER!!!

AND IT ONLY TOOK 7 EPISODES!!

I’M DYING I’M D Y I N G

HIS LIPS PART AND THE SMILE JUST GENTLY BLOOMS ON HIS FACE, ILLUMINATING IT SOFTLY LIKE A FUCKING SUNRISE OR SMTH

FUCK IT’S JUST SO BEAUTIFUL IT’S MAKING ME POETIC

GAHHH

NO WONDER HE NEVER SMILES

THAT SMILE COULD KILL PEOPLE IN THE BEST WAY

Ofc wwx has to ruin the moment by giggling at him and saying “hey you’re smiling!!”

Okay, guys, you know and I know that wwx is giggling from joy. Like yay!! I made lan zhan smile!! I did a Good Thing!!!

He is genuinely tickled pink about making his soulmate happy!

But remember, LWJ is the King of Repressed Gays here. So, you know, the laughter in his ears sounds mocking. Because he’s a dumb boy who can’t Emotion well yet.

LWJ reacts to the giggles by immediately grabbing his sword which startles wwx into stumbling back into the group behind him and the mood is effectively ruined

But just for a little bit!!

Then ~THEIR SONG~ starts playing in the background AND THEY SEND OFF THEIR LANTERN TOGETHER, WHICH IS SOMETHING THAT GENERALLY ONLY ROMANTICALLY INVOLVED COUPLES DO

as is shown by how everyone’s trying to get jyl and jzx (aka our token heteros) to send off a lantern together

The pair of them, need i remind you, are currently betrothed (even tho that dumb peacock doesn’t deserve her)

so yeah, that’s totally not gay at all

WWX makes his wish: “I wish to always stand with justice and live without regrets”

THIS IS IT, THIS IS THE MOMENT.

THIS IS WHEN LWJ FALLS IN LOVE, I SWEAR

LWJ is watching wwx as he’s making that wish (more of an oath, really), and as soon as he hears those words, his eyes widen the way they do when someone gets hit with a life-altering realization. He’s completely thunderstruck

IT’S NOT SUBTLE GUYS

YOU CAN PRACTICALLY SEE CUPID’S ARROW STICKING OUT OF HIS CHEST (OR WHATEVER ANCIENT FANTASY CHINA EQUIVALENT THERE IS)

THAT’S IT. HE’S A GONER. THERE’S NO ONE ELSE FOR HIM NOW. NO ONE BUT WWX.

For real tho, after this moment, we really don’t see lwj be angry towards wwx like he has been. Annoyed and exasperated at him, sure, but never angry in a petty mean way like before.

It’s beautiful

The next wangxian moment isn’t nearly as intense but it happens shortly after the lantern scene

Wwx goes to beat the shit out of jzx for saying he doesn’t want to marry jyl (because jzx is a moron and definitely deserves a beat down for this insult)

Wwx and jzx are surrounded by a group of loud, flailing people

And lwj just dives right into that throng of people to get to wwx (contrast this to a scene in a later episode where he actively avoids going anywhere near a much calmer, collected group of people bc ew people)

Lwj: *grabs at wwx* stop, wei ying

Wwx: DON’T STOP ME, LAN ZHAN, IM GONNA KILL THIS GUY DEAD IS2G

Next wangxian scene takes place the following morning

Lwj is walking along minding his own business and sees wwx kneeling as punishment for the fight before

He approaches him and calls out to him.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

This is the first time we see him willingly initiate interaction with wwx. Every other time, wwx was the one to approach him first and start to pester him for attention.

BUT LOL JOKE’S ON HIM. THE FIRST TIME HE DARES TO APPROACH WWX FIRST AND HE IMMEDIATELY REGRETS IT

‘Oh hey lan zhan’ wwx responds to LWJ. ‘look at all these little ants i found on the ground!!’

‘OMG WWX YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE KNEELING TO REFLECT ON YOUR MISDEEDS NOT TO PLAY WITH ANTS. SO UNTEACHABLE’ *walks off in a huff*

Wwx is left pouting and saying ‘but the ants are so cute.’

I’M SORRY WHAT??

WHAT DID YOU SAY WWX?? ANTS ARE CUTE??

ANTS ARE NOT CUTE.

YOU, WWX, YOU ARE CUTE. ANTS ARE NOT.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU.

(i just really hate insects, guys, i would not get near them even if wwx was the one holding them)

(okay, maybe if wwx was holding them, i’d try to get near them, but idk how successful i’d be)

Blah blah more plot stuff happens, blah jin “can’t keep it in my pants* guangshan exists now blah blah

Alright so now we have the jiang clan saying their goodbyes to the lan clan since i guess Ancient Fantasy China summer school is over maybe??? Idk, point is they gotta leave.

As they leave, wwx starts to whisper at lwj “lan zhan, lan zhan, about that Plot Device…”

But gets tugged away by his fam, HOWEVER he manages to hear lxc telling lwj to be careful in that foreboding Important Plot Things Are Afoot sort of way

And wwx makes the effort to go back to talk to lwj but jc grabs him and yanks him out by the arm

Jc: are you crazy?? That guy hates you!! He must be happy you’re leaving

Wwx: LIES AND SLANDER, everyone here LOVES me

Idk about everyone, but lwj definitely loves him and jc knows nothing

now it’s THE RETURN OF WINGMAN LXC

The lan bros are watching the yunmeng sibs leave

Lxc: gosh, it’s gonna be quiet here without him, huh? (HIM, HE SAYS, NOT ‘THEM,’ HIM! BC HE TOTALLY KNOWS WHO LWJ IS ACTUALLY WATCHING)

Lwj: *looks down to the floor and refuses to answer*

Lxc: soooo…r u gonna tell him about your Super Important Mission?

Lwj: no. *walks away*

Jeez, he walks off on his big brother a lot, doesn’t he?? Rude. didn’t your parents teach you any manners? Oh wait that was an awful joke and i’m a terrible person, SORRY LWJ

AHHHHHHHHHHH WWX WITH THE BUNNIES!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

Wwx: *holding a bunny* Bunny, are you gonna be happy hiding here??

Wwx: *pretending to be the bunny* Happy!!

GUYS THIS SCENE IS JUST TOO CUTE FOR WORDS.

I REWOUND AND WATCHED IT LIKE, 3 TIMES BECAUSE THE CUTENESS WAS JUST UGH I COULDN’T RESIST.

HIS VOICE GOES ALL HIGH PITCHED THE WAY IT DOES WHEN YOU MAKE VOICES FOR YOUR PETS!! IT’S ADORABLE AHHHHH I DIE, I DIE

Wwx: maybe i should take you back to lotus pier with me…?

Wwx: hmm, no, i can’t do that. What if lan zhan gets lonely and comes here looking for you? He won’t be able to find you!!

This is literally what wwx said. Like, that was the deciding factor for not taking the bunny home.

Lan zhan might get lonely. HOW SWEET IS HE. WWX, THE SWEETEST BOY, WHO’S SO IN LOVE AND DOESN’T EVEN KNOW IT YET

Then as he’s bonding with the bunny he gets the epiphany that OMG LWJ IS GOING ON THAT SUPER IMPORTANT MISSION ALONE, WITHOUT HIM

And that’s the end of that episode.

but we got to see the EXACT MOMENT LWJ falls in love for real. And it’s BEAUTIFUL. Not to mention the we were gifted the accidentally-falling-on-top-of-each-other trope.

and we got bunnies! did i mention the bunnies and wwx being adorable together? because that happened.

Ah, this is the show that just gives and gives *wipes away tears* what did we do to deserve it?

Return to Masterpost

#WangXiantics #the untamed #wangxian #aka the second part of my valentines day gift to fandom

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janiedean · 4 years

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what did you think of rise of skywalker?

uhm.

I’ll try to be as unspoilery as possible, but.

it was eventually a bad movie. like, there were some parts of it I genuinely loved and I thought were great, and for what was worth I enjoyed some of the stuff that catered to my personal investments in specific characters, but the big plot twist reveal was honestly an insult to the viewer’s intelligence and the fact that half of the plot INCLUDING that reveal was fanservice to the categories of people who hated the last jedi was unnerving to the umpteenth degree never mind that you should tell a story with sense, not cater to the audience. also, the ending is 100% shit except for like ONE single thing happening previously and what happened just after was completely useless and uncalled for and is2g I’ve never seen a major character death as stupid and completely pointless and like... downright sadist as the major character death at the end of this movie - like I could have been fine with it if it made somehow sense but it didn’t and the ending-ending was... a joke. like I wanted to like it but the more I think about it it made no sense so as much as I’m glad at least my favorite character overall came out of it fairly unscathed it was not a worthy ending of the entire thing, it wasn’t a worthy ending of the sequel trilogy and ngl it reached prequel levels of bad at the end of it except that not even the prequels felt like they were insulting the viewer’s intelligence the way this one movie eventually did. it’s still better than 2 and 3 because fuck’s sake guys I doubt I could hate anything more than prequels 2 and 3 but idk if I’d rank it that much higher than the phantom menace. which, as much as I’m one of the ten people who thought the phantom menace wasn’t actually that terrible, is not a compliment.

and like... at least the validation on one specific thing was something, but it came at a nonsensical price I hadn’t signed up for.

that said, my, uhm, opinion, could be somewhat invalidated by the fact that some genius that I’ll take care to roast in a moment saw fit to spoil me the aforementioned senseless stupid stuff that I mentioned before so basically I spent the entire movie already irritated because I knew that eventually I would get no payoff out of my investment so maybe it’s better than I decided, but like... as a poe fan I’m fine with his arc, there were some scenes I really really loved, but overall it was a bad movie.

and for the love of god if you want to enjoy what good there is in it try to not spoil yourself even if at this point I guess everyone knows what happened because like.... the moment you know there is literally no joy in watching anything else.

also, tlj was an immensely superior movie under every angle and for fuck’s sake I wish people would just tell the fucking story instead of catering to what the *fans* supposedly want because other than the main plot twist there were a few things that were obviously a result of the tlj backslash and they were so glaring bad and irritating I could barely get over how much they were fucking irking me. *shrug*

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #tros spoilers #sw spoilers for ts #it's not really THAT spoilery i guess but whatevs #also the fact that they didn't eventually make ANYONE happy will lead us to a nice voltron situation #so this fandom is going to cannibailize itself #i can't wait :))))))))#sw negativity #brb writing fixit because whatever #avengersandassassins #ask post

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ao3feed-briennejaime · 5 years

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your broken heart and the body that holds it

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by janie_tangerine

“Seven Hells,” that’s Clegane, has to be Clegane, “I’ll bet that’s the same kind of witchcraft that brought my fucking brother back to life, or whatever he is right now.”

Suddenly, a couple of hands are on his face, and their skin is rough but the touch is delicate, and he opens his eyes to find that he’s lying on a bed with a fire going on nearby and Brienne is kneeling behind him and his head is on her thighs and she’s holding his head up and oh, he could stare up at her forever, he could, but he knows he has to tell them —

“He’s right,” he croaks, hating how tired he sounds, “I said I would come here regardless and she had the Mountain kill me and then Qyburn brought me back. Whatever he did,” he says, breathing in, out, in, out —

All of them look horrified. Snow, Tyrion, the man who looks like the resident maester given that he has some kind of tome in his hands, Clegane, Sansa Stark, and Brienne instead looks worried out of her mind —

“Jaime,” Tyrion says, “why the fuck would she bring you back?”

Words: 12175, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Series: Part 4 of halloween 2k19 tumblr prompts

Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death, Rape/Non-Con

Categories: F/M

Characters: Jaime Lannister, Brienne of Tarth, Qyburn (ASoIaF), Cersei Lannister, Daenerys Targaryen, Jon Snow, Samwell Tarly, Sandor Clegane, Robb Stark, Loras Tyrell, Ned Stark, Catelyn Tully Stark, Tommen Baratheon, Myrcella Baratheon

Relationships: Jaime Lannister/Brienne of Tarth

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Inspired by Frankenstein, Halloween Prompts, Amputation, Rape/Non-con Elements, Alternate Universe - Horror, Body Horror, Psychological Horror, Major Cersei Lannister/Jaime Lannister, (sorry it's not minor or implied so it had to be that), Nor For Cersei Fans At All, Cersei Fans Please Abstain, please don't tell me I didn't warn, Valonqar Prophecy, Brienne is the Best, Jaime Lannister Needs a Hug, Angst with a Happy Ending, Sexual Content, Canon-Typical Violence, Post-Episode: s07e07 The Dragon and the Wolf, Eventual Fluff, Bathing/Washing, Major Character Undeath, Ghosts, sandor clegane is a good bro, danerys targaryen is a good bro, for the circumstances at least, Weddings, Dark Magic, Unethical Experimentation, Non-Consensual Body Modification, guys PLEASE READ THE A-Ns XD, is2g the first third is the worst the rest is all hc going towards pseudofluff, Hurt/Comfort, Angst and Hurt/Comfort

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2r0q5pW

#IFTTT #ao3feed #fanfic #jaime x brienne #braime

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dingdongrumba · 5 years

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Thoughts on Your Turn to Die ch. 2 pt. 1

Wow ok

TL;DR nvm i dont like people dying please someone save these babbies. Also wtf is going on in this place seriously

Alright so wow, Kai’s little backstory there was a surprise, I liked the actual role he was revealed to have in the killing game, especially once you find the laptop again and get the full picture of the emails, I knew he wasn’t a bad guy and it was nice to have that confirmed, if it only made his death a little more tragic. As for Sara’s hallucinations over Joe, hooo boi that is some creepy ass imagery, I think this part had more disturbing pictures than the last two, and Joe was definitely part of the reason. I’m still so sad about him dying :( it pains me to see that creepy, red smiling sprite of his.

The new floor was... interesting, its main schtick being the death attractions was interesting even if I feel like some minigames landed better than others, I think I only died once with the arm wrestling minigame because I’m playing online and it lagged a little bit, but I managed to clear it on my second run. The whole trading token system was... weird, to be honest? The main thing I wanted was to get Sou’s personal information but I didn’t get any of his tokens and I have a feeling that isn’t even possible. Still, I managed to get a bunch of tokens and I bought all 3 of the victim videos, they didn’t seem relevant at all but it’s interesting as some kind of back lore for the game, I wonder if we’ll find out more about the people that didn’t make it past their first trial, some of their designs looked very interesting, especially if you take into account their “occupations” that were written on the papers you find later.

Sou... lmao okay, he’s starting to really get on my fucking nerves now, it was obvious his whole “oh I lost my memory” thing was BS and I saw it a mile away, I also don’t appreciate this manipulation he’s doing over Kanna, and now Q-Taro too it seems. What he did with the phone and Kanna was really really shitty, just for that I’m getting really frustrated at him but I mostly don’t understand why he’s doing all of this, why is he trying to antagonize the rest so hard, I’m not sure what his motivations are. Is he trying to survive? Is he trying to uncover the truth behind the game????? Something else?? Eh, it’ll probably be explained that his actions fall in a much more grey area, but for now he’s a dick lol

On the topic of Q-Taro, it’s interesting that the game is trying to make me dislike him or something, since he gave Sou the laptop and then didn’t try to sacrifice himself for Gin, but to be honest I don’t blame him at all, I think he might just be really weak but that doesn’t make him unlikeable to me. I AM worried about the Gin thing though, I don’t think Gin is going to hold his indecision against him...? But I feel like somebody will, and I really don’t think it’s fair to judge him over that, so I’m concerned about his life for the main game.

Lol another thing i saw coming a mile away was the Reko thing, sadly, I knew it from the moment we got out of the Attraction Room, they’d been talking too much about dolls and AIs up to that point and the glove thing was too suspicious, I immediately knew she wasn’t the real Reko so I wish that could’ve been hidden a little bit better, idk if that was just me though. Having the doll feel like an actual human being was nice though, and I’m glad Nao went in at the end there and pushed her off the edge instead of me, is2g Sara has way too much on her shoulders.

Nao. Was. So. Good. this chapter. I really loved her moment with the Mishima AI at the beginning and I thought that was incredibly brave and strong of hers, she’s becoming a really loveable character for all this growth she’s going through and that’s great but I also feel like she might die soon askdjifgritg

WHY DID ALICE HAVE TO DIE AAAAAAAAAA I’M SO MAD ABOUT THIS!!! I liked him from the start even if he was a little bit of a jerk, I thought his arc with Reko was sweet and I’m so MAD that Reko was interchanged with the doll before Alice had a chance to speak to her about the bongos, that was another thing that made me realize that Reko was fake. I felt so bad for Alice and I’m glad he got a little bit more closure there at the end BUT IT DOESN’T MAKE ME ANY LESS MAD, I WANTED TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT HIM DAMMIT

Oh, Keiji continues to be a little cryptid bitch but I don’t blame him for that, I don’t think he’s a bad guy anymore but obviously he *is* hiding something, his little “leave it to your friendly policeman” line is growing so much on me though, god I love him please don’t let him be a shady asshole I can’t bear much more of this.

Seems like the sage/sacrifice/keymaster thing is gonna keep going, which is interesting cause I thought it’d be a one time thing, oh welp, looks like we’ll have 2 more dead people by the end of this chapter :’) this game kills off characters really quickly jfc

#im guessing sara will be a commoner now?#dammit that's gonna make the rest of the roles be harder to figure out lol #yttd #your turn to die

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