*They’re at a gala and Damian is self conscious because Bruce is giving a lot of attention to someone else’s baby and now Damian is trying to convince Jason that he’s better*
Jason: You’re right, you’re way cuter than a baby. I’m gonna go check on dinner.
*Walks away, turns to Dick who was watching the whole interaction*
Jason: Sometimes I like to just toss a grenade and run away.
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my mom wants me to paint this mural but with mike & will. one thousand million notes & i’ll do it
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Roy: Jason, I need you to do this. You’re sneakier than I am. You’re a bigger liar. You have no moral compass.
Jason: Look, thanks for all the compliments, but breaking into one stupid party? That’s not even a challenge.
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Chilchuck's one good sweater. This tag from the chilchuck fits post by @crypt1dcorv1dae had me inspired so i went into a doodle frenzy about Marcille dressing this middle aged man up for his first date in years... she is ecstatic
bonus:
and you say hello and i lose. etc
(id in alt.)
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Jason Todd is the living embodiment of that one meme. Allow me to elaborate.
You: Hey I’m ab to get in the shower. You wanna join me?
Jason: There’s a pistol taped underneath the island in the kitchen. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to shoot me. Aim for the head, don’t stop until I’m dead.
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2617
I'm waiting for the patch to download so here's some bloodweave flirting. (Dialogue from Modern Family.)
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After seeing how Tech's bed is a mess, I like to think that sometimes he leaves things lying around on the floor when he works or something, causing one of his brothers to trip over them.
This took way to long to finish, it's stupid.
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