#they're like the besties that tell eachother everything

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

Ugh, I'm remembering how much I love them...

and then there's this idiot...

#wake of the clash #comic art #webcomic #superhero #indie comics #inks #they're like the besties that tell eachother everything #which is a nice dynamic and refreshing to play with #oof just noticed i missed some details on Racer's jacket up top... #every time... #i feel like i accomplished a lot today :) #ALSO!! that is a BIG joke!!! siiiighhhh i love Liam tooooo..... #he was made to suffer though lol #i know he's popular don't want anyone to think i hate him waaahah!

[bruciemilf]

I raise you; Harley and Battinson being besties.

I'm a bitch, a whore, a slut, an impure wench for Bruce and Harley being friends.

Literally I want Harley to be introduced when Bruce scolds Jason and Dick for not being nice to eachother in the middle of a patrol, and they're like, how would YOU know what it's like to have a sibling?

*hysterical laughter and exploding buildings in the background * Bruce sighs. " Trust me. I have a pretty good idea."

SHE NAMED ONE OF HER HYENAS AFTER HIM???? I dare a bitch to even imply Bruce wouldn't take Harley by the hand and gently talk her into getting help.

'Help' seems to be Pamela Isly, but Bruce is fine with that.

" Harleen Quinzel ain't what she used to be, huh, Brucie?"

And no, she's not. He'd be lying if he disagreed, and he never wants to lie to her, not after she's been dragged through deception after deception by angry fists and cruel laughter. So he'll just tell her a truth.

" She isn't. But Harley can become everything she sets her mind to. And she's just as brilliant as she was when I dropped out of med school, so I'm not worried."

And God, Harley tries to giggle through her tears, " You're gonna ruin my eye-liner! ... Dick."

"No, that'd be your godson. "

" Fuck you. Don't you dare be funny right now."

LIKE!! I WANT THE BATKIDS TO CALL HER AUNT HARL! I AM NORMAL ABOUT THIS (lie)

#HARLEY IS APART OF THE BATFAM YOU LITERALLY CANT CHANGE MY MIND #harley quinn #bruce wayne #batman #bruce & harley #batman villains #batman rogues #batfam #batfamily #do they have a ship name? #i need to know #also shes the big sister with youngest sibling energy and he's the little brother with parent energy #text #text post #headcanon #dc #dcu #battinson

[somewhereincairparavel]

okay. So I've finished book 1 of keeper of the lost cities for the first time. And I'm loving this keefe dude already?? Like I never thought I'd like a fictional character so quickly. All it took was like one page for me to fall for him, I am aware that keefe is one of the most loved characters in the fandom, and I can see why (correct me if I'm wrong).

Also the book is a solid 9.5/10, the only thing I was frustrated about was probably the slight info dumping about the whole blackswan thing towards the end? because it took me like 3 reads to understand the whole situation, of course, we could just narrow it down to me being slow too, lol. But I'm VERY excited to continue reading the rest. So while we're at it, I'll put in my first impressions of the characters, so I can look back on it after I've read all the books, to see how much my perception has changed of them.

Sophie- i like her, she's really mature for her age, I keep forgetting that she's like 12 lmao. But she's well written, her emotions seem very raw and natural. Of course, she may seem overpowered but, I think that's the whole point of the story, she is supposed to be overpowered, so I don't mind and i wouldn't call her a Mary sue. Overall great protagonist, my girlie deserves a break tho, she got dumped in the hospital atleast 6 times lol.

Fitz- i actually think he's cool. I liked him better in the beginning of the story tho, I feel like afterwards, the dude kinda just disappeared a little? Keefe and Sophie seemed to have more private interaction than those two, and keefe literally only came by in the middle. But yeah, I feel like he had more of a personality in the start. Keefe and Dex, in my opinion had more personality in 5 minutes than fitz did the whole book, but I wouldn't judge so quickly, it's only the first book after all, Hopefully he'd have more page time in the later books. I still like him tho, just not as much as keefe.

Dex- Yeah he is such a typical best friend, I love him. His beef w the vackers is so funny lol I was relieved when Sophie stuck with him even after she became popular tho, also, he seems to have a crush on sophie right? It's kinda obvious, but overall friendship goals 10/10. I vocally "AWW-ed" after he said "are you kidding, i can't wait to tell everyone that you're my first friend" like I need a guy bestie like him :(

Alden- honestly, my heart warmed so much with his father-like dynamic with sophie tbh. He seemed to genuinely care about her well being, but I don't want to get too attached to him tho, just in case becomes a traitor or some shit later on, you can literally never tell with the adults lol. I've read enough books to back that up. But yeah, i really like him and della, the amount of reassuring hugs he gives sophie really heals me :(, They're like sophies 2nd (well, in her case, 3rd) parents. The amount of effort and lengths Alden put to get her out of trouble is actually sweet.

Elwin- This guy is such a W. He is like an adult keefe tbh. He is probably my favorite adult so far lol.

Cassius- I'm sorry, but Mr jerk face over here reminds me SO much of Lucius Malfoy??? Like ?? I feel so bad for Keefe, like poor baby leave him alone smh. I really wanna deck his royal highness in the face tbh.

Biana- absolutely loathed her in the beginning, she gave off such bad snob vibes lol but I love her now. I like the trope of two people forced to be friends w eachother by someone actually end up becoming friends. It's rather uncommon as far as I've read, atleast.

Grady and Edaline- is it bad that i thought they were going to be evil? Yeah I have so much trust issues, it's concerning. But yeah, they're both big W's, their backstory, their temporary contemplation to reject sophies adoption, everything aligned well with their backstory. Greatly written characters.

And last but not least, the king himself, Keefe- okay, he's like added to my list of fictional crushes now lol (along with Percy Jackson, Jason grace, Steve Harrington, chat noir, Eugene fitzherbert, edmund pevensie and Ravi singh ofc). How does sophie not have a fat crush on him, like- ma'am if you don't want him, I'll take him. But jokes aside, he feels like the most authentic character out of them all, tbh. Epitome of great writing. He was inserted to the story as this random dude that sophie runs into, and becomes an og in like 5 minutes. He is like a mix of Eugene from tangled, Kristoff from Frozen and chat noir from mlb all at the same time?? I cannot wait to see more of him and his backstory, especially with his parents. I know alot of people dislike the humorous guy with depression trope since it's overused, but I like how it played out on keefe, he uses school as an escape, which is very relatable.

Also, bonus, i LOVE the world building, the light leaping and all, very creative. I cannot wait to get my hands on book 2

#kotlc #kotlc fandom #sophie foster #keeper of the lost cities #biana vacker #kotlc keefe #keefe sencen #fitz vacker #alden vacker #della vacker #kotlc elwin #kotlc sophie #dex dizznee

[akutasoda]

Hello something similar to the jouno ask you got except with Chuuya. Like the reader is legitimately Dazai just in a different font, like reader also used to be referred to as the angel prodigy or some shit. Anyways reader is in the helicopter with Chuuya while he rescues them and its just "why the fuck are you here? And how come you were able to help whilst saving us??" *insert that song that just goes thank you to my man* anywaysss the reader just goes on to explain how her and Chuuya have been dating for like over two years. Props if you make reader and Dazai besties that constantly play flirt and people always think they're together

a fortuitous helper

synopsis - maybe it was not the best way to introduce your spouse while on the run

includes - dazai, kunikida, yosano, ranpo ft chuuya x reader

warnings - gn!reader, reader is an agency member, reader is the partner of chuuya, slight crack/angst, fluff?, mention of murder, wc - 816

a/n: hello!!! :) i also got a bit carried away with this one haha - anon is referencing this post

you had always dreamed of holding such an important job at somewhere at the detective agency. and so as soon as you could, you applied to join and got in with zero issues. not even in your entrance exam. afterall you had built yourself the reputation in various positions prior and you even earned a nickname - 'the divine prodigy'. from your understanding it was meant to mock the one they called the 'demon prodigy' as you always seemed to foil most of their plans despite never finding eachothers identity.

although in this job you wanted to start anew, sure you would still hold your title as it was of great meaning, but you wanted less pressure that came with it. you naturally got along with fellow coworkers, but you seemed to gel with dazai the most - much to kunikida's dismay. there seemed to be a natural connection between you two, afterall you both were quite similar and very quickly he became a very close friend.

you two could often be found jokingly flirting with another or teasing coworkers or eachother, so much so that the entire agency was very confused on your status with dazai - minus ranpo. but apart from that you had always got along with others in the agency aswell. however there was someone that you got along with much more, chuuya. you ahd met him by pure coincidence when out in public and seemed to hit it off immediately. then you started meeting on purpose, and eventually making it official.

chuuya had never wanted to tell you the true nature of his job and somehow throughout all of your relationship neither of you knew what the other did. rather shamefully lying about it instead, you both knew it was wrong but you didn't want to ruin what you had already - not that it would. and that's how it carried on, one year turning to two and so on.

it was an unfortunate twist of fate for the agency. it was cruel, but currently there was nothing to do at this point apart from try and make it out alive. which was seemingly less and less likely, was there even an escape form the hunting dogs? most of you were injured already and they seemed dead set on actually killing yosano, but all of you were powerless to help. that was until you heard a voice you never thought to hear in a situation like this.

looking up you managed to lock eyes with chuuya. guess secrets out. chuuya was quite stunned to see you so he had let his concerns slip unintentionally spilling an obvious relationship between you two to your co-workers who glance at the two of you in confusion. you felt as if you owed them an explanation after everything. however you did feel quite proud of your man.

osamu dazai ★↷

and again, dazai had heard later on due to his situation. and his initial reaction was one of distaste, how could someone as great as you end up with that slug. but in all fairness maybe eventually he could admit that you two did seem perfect. dazai found it very comical about the whole situation, you not actually knowing who chuuya was to the fact he had saved you. after the whole ordeal blows off, he does send slight threats to chuuya about breaking your heart. also found it very ironic that the 'divine prodigy' was dating a mafia member.

doppo kunikida ★↷

kunikida's first reaction in honesty was anger. why were you associated let alone dating a sworn enemy! but that was quickly overlooked, he had saved you all. that doesn't mean he won't let it go and won't question you to oblivion later. but he does wish maybe you could've told them something, sure it's not anyone's place to pry in your private life but something like this seems to atleast warrant some answers.

akiko yosano ★↷

admittedly, yosano was in quite a daze after everything happening so fast and yet she still didn't care who you were dating. maybe it could've not been a mafia member, but if he made you happy then that's what mattered. she did appreciate that he had saved them, and would be willing to overlook any mafia issues this one time. although she does think it was a bit dumb that you two never tild eachother your true jobs.

ranpo edogawa ★↷

let's be honest again, he would know around the couple of year mark with chuuya. how? you'd rather not know. but admittedly that did give him some confidence in knowing that the mafia would be more willing to help, atleast chuuya despite not actually knowing eachothers true job. just found it very ironic and quite funny that you both were complete opposites but worked so well together. who would've guessed the 'divine prodigy' would end up with such a high ranking mafia member.

#x reader #x gender neutral reader #bsd x reader #bsd x gender neutral reader #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs x you #bsd x you #bsd chuuya #chuuya x reader #bsd dazai #bsd kunikida #bsd yosano #bsd ranpo

[qprsmackdown]

q!parrotduo (q!Jaiden and q!Roier from the QSMP) Propaganda:

They raised a kid together and he was the best dragon ever, they've been there for the other at their lowest and even when no one else believed them, they have been through grief and healing together, they would go through Hell for the other.

They are canonically platonic partners, Jaiden is Aroace and Roier has a husband (outside of the QPR) and had a wonderful son (egg), Bobby. Even when they were lawyers on opposing sides of a court case, afterwards they complimented each other on how they did during the case. On top of that, Jaiden threatened Roier's husband Cellbit before their marriage, telling him that if he hurt Roier she would hunt him down, and telling him to be honest to Roier. They are the greatest <3

they had a kid together and lived together and even after bobby died they’ve stayed the bestest of friends ☹️ roier even got married but jaiden is still so important to him and they both care for each other so much and roier’s husband sees her as equally part of their family too

they adopted a kid together because of an event and they didnt have to go hard as they did. after the kid died, they STILL were together. then roier married another guy BUT all jaiden did was threaten him bc all she wants is for roier to be happy.

i dont even go here but this qpr is literally canon. jaiden is an aroace queen and also these two raised a son together like come on bro

Q! and cc!Jaiden is aroace and q!roier is queer. They were selected to be a pair to raise a child who they named Bobby. Jaiden moved into roier's home, had their beds next to each other, they raised bobby together, went on adventures together. Jaiden and roier loved each other and called each other family. When people asked if they were together they both said no but they were partners. Jaiden was extremely supportive of roier's cross dressing and him working at a strip club. Roier helped her practice her fighting skills. When roier became romantically interested in another character nothing between them changed and Jaiden threatened the other character to never hurt roier. Bobby died and they mourned and Jaiden moved away but they were still very close and visit each other often and roier keeps an eye on her interactions with a federation worker called cucurucho to make sure it doesn't hurt her. They are literally the perfect example of a qpr; living together, expressing their love for each other, raising a child together but never being romantically involved and being such a unit together and everyone on the island knows it and loves them too.

its like halfway canon that theyre in a QPR, they raise a child together and sleep next to each other and are basically life partners. jaiden supports roiers other relationships, and they actually support and communicate with each other and its great

They raised a child together, Roier's in game romantic husband loves Jaiden almost as much Roier does

you don't understand your honor they're everything to me. they're basically canon. they raised a kid together, lived in the same house, slept in the same bed, and trusted each other with everything. Someone once asked if they were together romantically and their answers were 'family' and 'partners' and often times they're just called 'platonic life partners'. They trust each other first no matter what they are RIDE or DIE qpp bitrans and aroace

oh my gdodddd dude oh my goddddd oh my godddddd oh my lord oh my LORRRDDDDDD they got randomly paired together to raise a child and had hardly interacted before that and immediatley became besties and there is so much respect and patience and trust in their relationship even after the loss of their child they are eachothers confidants they always want the best for eachother they are everything to me im craszy ANIMATIONS FAMILY 4EVER

they raised a child together they live together Jaiden's aroace and supports her partner's drag stripping career she was at his wedding

they raised a child together. jaiden is aroace and roier was kinda a whore before he got married (not to jaiden though) but they are besties and they care for each other very much. when their son bobby died they were each other's rock. i barely watch the livestreams but i see the liveblogging and its just so so obvious they care for each other and are ride or die PLEASE LET THEM IN AND WIN

they were the best parents to their little egg, Bobby, and are just so silly goofy together. They hype each other up SO MUCH.

Just these two lol not much for me to say but lots of platonic love to give

roier is gay and married to a man and jaiden's aroace but they are still partners!!! they're family they're a couple but they're not dating or romantically interested in each other. everyone in-canon acknowledges their relationship as equally as important as a romantic one, even roier's husband.

They LITERALLY lived together and slept in the same bed and raised a child together and one of them is played by an aroace person! The ccs never implied or explicitly said there was anything romantic between their characters, but the characters are still incredibly close with one another, even when Roier had his own romantic arc with another character!

They raised a son together platonically, Roier is married and he and Jaiden’s relationship is treated with the same amount of gravitas and weight as Roier’s relationship with his husband. They’re mutually supportive and care about each other so deeply. They’ve been through the loss of their son together and have continued to wholeheartedly mutually support and protect each other.

BOBBY THEIR LITTLE EGG THEY

canonically a family unit but not in the nuclear way (they both parent a child, but they are not in a romantic relationship nor a couple, nor did either of them create this child). this platonic relationship is treated equally to one of the character's romantic relationships and is not seen as 'less' than the romantic one. it is expressed multiple times throughout the series how important this platonic relationship is.

They co-parented their adopted kid together for a while and were acknowledged by pretty much everyone as the best parents, and now that Roier is married, his husband treats him and jaiden with just as much respect as she does their marriage,,,, which means a lot to me personally <3

roier literally considers his relationship with jaiden (who is aroace) to be equal to that of his relationship with his husband. his husband also treats jaiden n roiers relationship as equal to his and roiers!! plus jaiden and roier raised a son together and slept next to each other and were often mistaken for being husband and wife bc of how affectionate they were but its completely platonic! also when roiers husband, cellbit, was being an asshole pre engagement, jaiden talked with roier about how she thinks he deserves better and threatened cellbit if he hurt roier. i have many feelings about them but most of them are like just stick figure gore images

qpr of all time. i dont even watch qsmp but theyre so sillies. they raised a kid (egg) together. jaiden is acearo

Roier is a very gay hypersexual man and Jaiden is AceAro!! They refer to eachother as partners and raised an (egg)child together. Theyre besties theyre ride or die they trust eachother above anyone else etc etc

Q!JAIDEN CALLED Q!ROIER HER PARTNER SEVERAL TIMES!!! SHES AROACE AND HES MARRIED AND ALSO THEY RAISED A CHILD TOGETHER AND LIVED TOGETHER (<- i am feral)

They have said they love each other and it wasn’t romantic. One of them is played by and aroace person, one of them isn’t and the character still has a relationship outside of the romantic/platonic binary while still having both romantic and platonic relationships.

They have directly referred themselves as platonic partners multiple time throughout their time together. Despite the fact that Q!Roier is married to another character, his relationship with Q!Jaiden is never dismissed and is held at the same importance as his romantic relationship.

Literally call each other partner and family. Raised a egg son for a while (rip Bobby) Jaiden helped set him up with Cellbit! (They’re married now)

#propaganda #qparrotduo propaganda #this is how i decided to do it #mod cycad

[firstname-tournaments]

Semi Finals!

On your left, Butler and Artemis Fowl, from Artemis Fowl

But who are they?

artemis and butler are established very early on as having a very close relationship despite following the master/servant rules. the first book explicitly states that butler is the closest thing artemis has to a father (despite his father... being alive) and they kind of take turns saving eachothers lives despite the fact that only butler has any real obligation too artemis still moves heaven and earth to keep him alive, and butler tells artemis his first name despite the tradition between the two families being that they never know the butlers first name, butler tells artemis his bc butler thinks he going to die anyway (he doesnt) anyway this is So Long im sorry i just feel so strongly abt them.

On your right, Merlin and Arthur, from BBC Merlin

But who are they?

At the start of the show, Merlin saves Arthur’s life. He does that again and again for the rest of the show but this is basically the only time he is recognized for it. What does he get in reward? A job! As Prince Arthur’s manservant. Despite Merlin’s status as an underling, Arthur constantly puts his heart first and prioritizes Merlin above his other princely/kingly responsibilities. Merlin on the other hand, knows his destiny is tied to Arthur’s and does everything to save his life and preserve their shared future and the future of their kingdom. At the end of the series, Merlin reveals his magic - his deepest secret that he protected out of fear of betrayal - to Arthur as he dies. They are enemies to master/servant to besties who are also pretty much lovers. They are canonically referred to as “two sides of the same coin.”

They're the worst and I love them. Arthur starts out as the worst kind of conceited asshole, Merlin saves his life before fully considering the consequences which leads to him being made Arthur's servant, and they both absolutely hate each other. I wouldn't call it enemies to lovers because they're never really enemies and they're never really lovers but it's close enough that enjoyers of the trope would probably like the show anyways

So...

#tournament poll #artemis fowl #bbc merlin

[justagalwhowrites]

i’m interested to see how joel would react to doc getting killed!! or bitten…. i love the angst tbh! 😅 maybe during that awkward time period where they weren’t really talking but still hooking up.. they still loved eachother so much couldn’t say it because they “hated” eachother 😮

OMG Hi Bestie! 

OK so because I'm a masochist (who shares in this fun hobby of tormenting myself with images of pain with someone who shall remain nameless) I've thought about this a lot. Shared below, with permission, is some of the noodling I've done on this topic with the aforementioned anonymous person who likes to give me INCREDIBLY ANGSTY AND DEPRESSING THOUGHT EXERCISES I SWEAR THIS IS A TWO WAY STREET Y'ALL. Please note that none of this is in story format and Doc is she instead of you because that's how I think about the fic in abstract terms? I guess? I don't know lol it's a mess in my head.

ANYWAY 

Putting this below the cut because it's probably a step beyond angst. I cannot stress enough that this is like... super depressing and also COMPLETELY RAW AND UNEDITED, all I did was pull out comments/prompts from the other person out of respect for them. So please limit your judgement as much as possible this stuff is real bad lol 

Below is Joel if she got bit on the Harvard run.

how terrified he was when he thought she might be bitten, how the first place his mind went was "I can kill her and I'll only need to be around for a few seconds after she's gone"If she got bit and he needed to kill her, he'd try so hard to keep it together for her. She'd be low key panicking and be like "Please don't let me turn into one of those things, please just kill me, please" and he'd just brush her hair back and hold her face in his hand all gentle and be like "I won't baby, not gonna let you go through that, OK? I've got you, it's OK. It'll be real quick, won't feel a thing and I'll be right behind you, OK? I'm right behind you, it's OK" and he'd hold her when he did it so she didn't feel alone and he'd keep holding her when he did it to himself, too

If Doc died in the tub the night that Joel left her in the QZ 

Joel is trying to avoid herTommy goes to the clinic that day and she's not there, which he expects because she's not supposed to be there on Sundays, but hears someone say her name and how they aren't sure how they're going to cover everything without her and there's a "...I still really miss her" at the end and he's like "wtf' and so he asks until he finds someone who will actually talk to him and he's like "no, we're old friends, I just haven't seen her in a few weeks, what happened?" and Marta just kinda looks at him like "how can you not know this" and says "She died. They weren't really sure how, if she did it on purpose or if she passed out but she drowned in her bathtub" and Tommy is, of course, reeling because he loved her, too. But he's also like "Oh fuck I have to tell Joel" and he's kind of in a daze and just walks around the QZ for a few hours and he gets home and Joel is just like "the fuck is your problem" and he's like "Joel... brother, you... I need you to sit down, OK? Need you to just... stay calm for me, OK?" and he says her name and then kinda stops and Joel gets this bad feeling and is like "what" and Tommy is quiet and he's like "what, Tommy. What is it. She fuck up something else, what'd she do, what's going on" and he's just like "She's dead, Joel." and Joel is silent for a minute and then asks what happened and how and Tommy really doesn't want to tell Joel what they told him and so Joel just gets up and Tommy tries to stop him and he's like "Don't fucking touch me" and he goes to Andrew's and he pounds on the door until Andrew answers and Andrew looks like hell, he's lost weight and he looks like he's hardly slept and he looks kind of dead in the eyes until he sees Joel and then he just looks like he wants to just set him on fire and he's like "The fuck are you doing here"

and Joel is like "what happened, you have to know what happened, please, fuck, please tell me what happened to her" and Andrew shoves him and just yells "You! You happened, you fucking happened! She died that night you fucking asshole, she lived for you and she fucking died for you, too. I hope you're fucking happy" and Joel is just practically frozen there and just lets Andrew wail on him for a minute before he looks at him and goes "you must fuckin hate me, right?" "Oh I more than hate you you fucking..." "Good. Kill me. Don't... don't care how just... please, fuck just..." and Andrew just kind of laughs at him darkly and says "No, no I'm not doing you any fucking favors, Miller. I have to live with the fact that I left her alone that night. You get to live with the fact that her blood's on your hands." Jess pulls Andrew back inside and Joel just trudges home but Tommy is kind of waiting for him, he's already stashed all the guns and the knives and he got Tess because he knows what Joel is like when he loses someone like thatand Joel only asked Andrew to do it because he couldn't risk flinching again, he had to do it right this time and he goes for where he keeps his gun as soon as he's in the door and it's gone and Tommy is just crying and he's like "Joel, you can't, I'm sorry..." and he's like "Just give me the fuckin' gun, Tommy! I can't do this, not again, I can't, I can't" and he just drops to his knees and Tommy holds onto him Tommy and Tess take turns, he's literally never alone for months. Eventually they think he can be trusted on his own and he's OK for a while but I think it wouldn't take all that long before he's gone, too it wouldn't be as obvious as a gun, it'd be him making a stupid mistake and getting bit or shot or an accident on a job in the qzand all the time in between he'd be such a shell of himself, Tess and Tommy always sharing a look when it's especially bad like "this has to get better at some point, right?"and when it eventually happens, neither Tess or Tommy are ever sure if it's really an accident or not. Joel wasn't really sure either, he just knew that the last thing he thought of was that last morning before Doc flew back to New York where he got her pregnant in the water and her and Sarah made French toast

SO YEAH that's just the most depressing shit in the world lol 

LOVE YOU!!

#fanfic #joel miller x female reader #send asks #kit answers #lavender

[beanghostprincess]

Since Pudding joining Buggy's crew was already discussed, and Uta joining it as well is a popular headcanon, I present to you: Uta and Pudding being mentally instable chaotic besties.

Imagine all of the possibilities. Them talking shit about Shanks and Sanji togheter (even tho Uta still semi respects Shanks and Pudding is madly in love with Sanji) or having girl nights togheter, doing eachother's makeup or dressing up in the most fashionable matching outfits. All while being completely unhinged and with homicidal tendencies.

YOU'RE SO REAL!!! This is so true. They'd get along so well. Uta actually joins the crew first! Then Pudding appears and she seems like a sweet girl only at first, but then she demands to stay and says she can be useful as she can read Poneglyphs. So what I said in one of my posts about them, she joins them and becomes their princess. Except that now she has a diva to share the place with! They're both so adored by everyone. They also get along so so so well! Uta keeps talking shit about Shanks leaving her and Pudding feels bad for her, explaining her experience with her mom and Uta going insanely angry and protective at that. She even makes a song inspired by Pudding's beauty!! They're besties!! They love each other so so much!! Pudding keeps saying she hates Sanji but Uta knows she likes him, of course, she always asks her to sing love songs for her, but she won't admit it. They do each other's hair right after having probably almost murdered a bunch of marines that were saying they were weak (don't mess with them. Really. Uta's power is fucked up). I think, to add a bit of angst, that Uta would ask Pudding to erase her memories of Shanks because they hurt too much even if she turns that into strength. They hurt. But Pudding refuses and says that memories can also be beautiful even if they hurt, and she tells her about what happened with Sanji and everything her mom made her do and that she wouldn't erase her memories because they're part of her. Thinking also about Perona coming to visit Mihawk and meeting these two and yelling to Mihawk like "WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD TWO CUTE GIRLS IN THE CREW?! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS?!" and she befriends them right away. Everybody is scared of them, not because they're protected by Cross Guild, but because they're actually creepy. Nobody approaches Pudding when she's angry and even less hurt her because she will manipulate you and she will break your heart. Nobody makes Uta remember her past or mentions something that could trigger her because that sends her into a breakdown and that's never good. And Perona is a bit scared of them, ngl, she's way calmer than them but she has fun seeing them torment people while she sits in a corner looking pretty and sending her ghosts to haunt the ones that bother them. They have such a strong bond! Alvida joins their girl nights quite a lot too <3

Buggy, Mihawk and Crocodile absolutely love them because they're tiny but menacing and scary. If somebody stronger than them tries to fight them, these three will probably end him in no time. But if somebody these three girls can manipulate and torture says something about them? The three men just stare at them and let them do their thing. It's like having a Barbie and two Monster High dolls rule the world.

#i love them i love them #they're pink besties the pink trio #barbie and monster highs moment #okay but alvida would ADORE them she's glad there are more women around #these three mean the world to me this is amazing #one piece #uta one piece #charlotte pudding #perona one piece #cross guild

[maxphilippa]

*rises up from the grave* So... how was TPOT 7 for you?

for what it's worth (i'm not exactly attached to these guys, but i do find them endearing), it was. heartbreaking??? to say the least?

I adore Two and how even despite everything they do care deeply about their contestants. Like, they didn't HAVE to get involved on Clock's & Winner's whole thing, but they still gave Clock a chance to try and fix things with Winner (even though that might just take a while since ever Winner was,,, happy? Conflicted?? Still uneasy about what Clock did, even if it was on good faith), makes me think that Clock's actions had such a big impact on Winner that they don't even... y'know, even feel a bit of pity on Clock's elimination. But it makes absolute sense. Makes me wonder even more if something similar with Loser happened to Winner. Why were they the one that got left behind? And forgotten? Makes me wonder stuff at times.

Basketball's and Robot Flower's scenes broke my heart. I am very emotional about characters who have identity crisis because they can't be recognized nor loved by those who are "their friends", and about robots who were made initially to live off at the expectation of someone, and meanwhile they're now their own person- it's still difficult for them to accept that. Now, Robot Flower wanting to be like Flower really made me feel sad. In a way I could relate to it- RF felt so forgotten, since Basketball was the only one that cared enough, that she (I think RB uses she/her pls tell me if not i can't remember things well) wished to be like the OG Flower.

But... that's the thing. OG Flower went through things before she was truly recognized as a good person- she had to deconstruct herself from her selfish persona in order to be loved to be first, to understand that if she wanted to be loved, she had to love others too. That's why she's besties with Gelatin and is in good terms with the rest of the BFDI/BFB cast post-finale! And RF has the personality of S1 Flower and...

I genuinely hope RF ends up learning that she doesn't have to be like Flower in order to be loved. She was already kind of growing into her own self. I hope that RF does get to have an unique arc though- I hope RF grows into their own.

Oh and Tree's death- that was certainly something. Man got literally decapitated. And how the PACT is not doing so well afterwards. i personally don't really care about pillow but i guess her interactions with fanny were alright

fanny also had her reasons to be rightfully frustrated and so did lighting- seeing them understanding eachother was very nice too.

and the post cred scene????? man!!!! that was so sad and at the same time kind of an WHAT THE FUCK type of thing

that's the thoughts i'm having

#tpot #the power of two #bfdi #bfb #tpot robot flower #tpot basketball #tpot two #tpot winner #tpot clock #osc #max answers

[vaguely-yandere]

Omg I just saw the yandere rival and I had an idea.. What about the darling who is like, friendless and when the rival stars obsessing over them the darling is like "omg!!! A friend!!!". They don't push the Yan away since this is the most social interaction they got since god knows when, after all if you want to be the best you have to make sacrifices. Which is why when the Yan tries to be mean about their success because they are just salty (obviously), the darling tries to be helpful and tells them "not to take it to heart if they put a little more effort in next time they are sure rival would do even better than them!"

Of course this doesn't do anything, hell the rival even gets more pissed "how DARE you patronise them! You will pay for this!!". The better you do the more obsessed Yan becomes, but darling actually doesn't seem to mind? After all when they notice the Yan following them, or when they notice something missing, hell even when people seem to hate the them even more than before for some reason and now they are completely isolated, they don't seem to mind. They don't mind the rival doing their thing! After all maybe it's just their way to show that despite harsh words they care about them? They won't discriminate, hell , both of them are considered weirdos and without eachother they would have nobody.

Still when Yan gets mad that the darling is doing better than them, that they must have used some sort of trick! The darling gets mad because this is something they worked hard for! They can't just insult their hard work like that, so ironically that's the only kind of thing they get mad at Yan for, not the whole stalking, stealing stuff or even shit talking thing. Yan sees them ignoring their creepy behaviour as some sort of "ploy" to try and confuse them "oh you care about this but u didn't give a damn when I broke into your house? What kind of game are you playing here?"

I feel like, the darling would see the rival as a friend despite everything and they would be willing to forgive them, even trying to get the rival to hang out with them. To which of course the rival says no, but they suppose rival stalking them while they go home kinda counts as hanging out anyways. The darling thinks that they are acting that way because they don't know how to express their emotions properly + they feel bad for the rival so they let them do their own thing but also retaliate when their hard work is belittled. TIL Yan loses it and kidnaps the darling...

Basically their entire relationship can be summarised as;

darling: "can't STAND this hoe"

5 minutes later

Also darling: "me and the bestie!!" And rival is still scoffing in the background lmao

dude. your brain? gigantic. the comedic possibilities are endless here.

i can see it now. rival yan hiding behind a tree or staking out some place in a car and losing sight of their darling for a SECOND (which causes them to panic) but before they can move from their hiding spot and go search for their darling, darling shows up and waves excitedly.

"you wanna hang out?? could've just asked!!"

"wha- how- NO!! FUCK YOU GET AWAY FROM ME!"

"c'mon, don't be like that bestie! your hiding spot was really good, i didn't even notice for like, a solid ten minutes!"

and poor darling, they're just trying to be a good friend! waving at yan when they spot them stalking, offering to get them a glass of water when they catch them breaking in, handing over their notes for class when they spot yan trying to snoop through them, but all of this seems to just make them more upset! ugh! can't win!

and so when yandere finally snaps and kidnaps them (is it really kidnapping when darling willingly comes over and follows them into their basement?), well, the darling is a little bit annoyed but happy about their first sleepover!

"WHATS YOUR SECRET?!"

"... you're the first friend ive ever had."

"YO- you think we're friends...?"

"uh yeah?" darling just shrugs, leaning back in the surprisingly comfortable wooden chair. "why wouldn't i? you're the only person that ever hangs out with me, even outside of school/work and you're kinda mean but... not as mean as other people. i mean, you actually like.. respect me! you compliment me under all of your insults and monologues a-and you actually see how hard ive worked to get here! you don't.. you don't doubt me. never once did you even entertain the thought i could be doing something really bad to get where i am and you're the first person to do that so, why wouldn't we be friends?"

the yandere seems so... sad. did darling really see them as a friend? all the times they spent thinking darling just.. using them or manipulating them, it was the truth? they really did wanna be friends? "why would I think you did something bad to get where you are..? you're always working. people who are always working don't have time to do shitty things."

"ha! you'd think so, right? you wouldn't believe the stuff ive been accused of!"

yandere huffs, frowning, shooting a glare at darling. "are you laughing at me?"

"huh? wha- dude, no! c'mon! are you serious- you know what? no. im not taking your accusations anymore. get out."

and despite being tied to a chair and very obviously not in charge here, the second time the darling demands the yandere leave, they do. rival yan is still very submissive. but it hurts how yan sees how hard they work and still assume they have some sort of short cut or trick up their sleeve... it's just not fair!

in a much less angst-y sense, i can 100% see yan and darling getting into yelling matches with each other and then darling posting a happy selfie of them ten seconds later. even better if yan is a bit beat up cause the fight got physical and having a kind of dopey smile cause, well, masochist.

and when yan likes the post later on? it just cements the idea in darlings head that they're bffs. and if yan goes nuts and handcuffs themselves to darling so they can always be with them? friendship bracelets! darling even learns how to weave with embroidery thread so they can decorate them!

of course, all of their rapidly start wearing yan down, makes them feel a little bit guilty about this one sided rivalry and the more sad stories darling tells them, the more quiet they're delusional side gets and soon enough, darling has one of the second most powerful people in school/their place of work madly in love with them and fiercely possessive because they're delusional side doesn't just stop, it just manifests in other places and reveals itself as deep rooted insecurity so let's hope darling has the patience to deal with that 24/7.

however, darling also needs to be good at calling Yan out! yelling matches and even physical fights will be common between these two and, depending on how close they are, it will usually end with Yan clinging to their side, shyly asking for affection or forgiveness. so cute!

#yandere #yandere scenarios #yandere imagines #yandere x you #rival yandere #asks

[calviyv]

Liu Kang HCs for @chewbokachoi , Thanks for asking!

— General headcanons ,

1. Although loves playing games like chess or mahjong in his free time, he is also so good at video games. No one has ever beaten him in Super Smash Bros. Until Raiden.

2. Enjoys game nights with earthrealm champions. They're so chaotic but he feels so alive when he's among the people he cares for.

3. When having dinner at Madame Bo's, Liu Kang and Raiden would be the quiet ones giggling and just watching the chaos Johnny, Kenshi and Kung Lao cause. Though he usually has to apologize Madame Bo for disturbing her customers.

4. Gossips with Geras about literally everything. (besties)

5. At the endgame while gathering champions, he was so done with Shang Tsung's bullshit he was so shocked when he met good Shang Tsung, He had a hard time trusting him.

6. Actually enjoys watching movies very much. Accepted Johnny's offer to bring a huge projector to Wu Shi so everyone can watch movies together. (It was definitely one the best experiences they all ever had)

7. He sent the death package (UNO) just to mess with the Outworlders. The outcome wasn't the most pleasant but definitely so funny.

— Relationship headcanons ,

1. He's a literal walking human heater. Are you cold? He's more than happy to help!

2. Gives the best hugs. Will hold you for hours whenever you're having a hard time, will gently caress your hair and rub your back.

3. Is very gentle and patient with you, he'll never push you to tell him your problems, will patiently wait for you to explain what is bothering you to him and will give the best advice and guidance.

4. Gentle kisses. Specially forhead kisses. He loves kissing his lover more than anything, makes him feel joy and peace.

5. Everyone at the Wu Shi academy respect you so much. He loves sitting at the Wu Shi gardens with you and watch the others train. Will be so proud whenever you try to join the others for training.

6. Dinners with him are usually at Madame Bo's, you can walk in the gardens of Wu Shi at night, stargazing or he will teleport you to wherever you want to be in the world.

7. At his free times when you are both alone, you will share funny stories about the Wu Shi's shenanigans to eachother and laugh. Mostly from the times when Johnny and Kenshi visit the Wu Shi and their funny moments with Kung Lao and Raiden.

8. Will teach you chess or mahjong if you are interested so you can play with eachother and enjoy your time.

9. Will share stories from past timelines with you, he trusts you so much but he also knows the limit of your understanding so he will be cautious.

10. Will teach you kombat if you ask him to. Literally the best teacher.

#i'm so down bad for him i'm so glad you asked #liu kang #mortal kombat #mortal kombat 1

[charleslebatman]

Charles this year a is a different person and it's not because of Ferrari. He's fine with fans, nothing has changed with that however everything else has changed.

Funnily enough they're all within the same timing as eachother. His new management officially started in March, since March his pr officer Mia and head of Communications Silvia have both been very noticeably absent from Charles, in fact they both reappeared in Brazil eventhough Mia's last sighting was Monaco and Silvia's was Monza.

His insane constant pr and sponsorships really started to double in March and has yet to slow down. APM followed Alex in March, the rumours about Alex just so happened to be fully confirmed to be true in March, their first undeniable sighting was March (it was taken end of Feb but posted March 2nd)

Rumours of Charles being the main choice to replace a Merc driver, rumours of him being in talks with Aston Martin and a confirmation of Redbull going for him also all started in March.

March is also the first time he liked a tweet against Ferrari and was the start of his constant liking and unliking of tweets and whilst people blamed Silvia and Ferrari I'm thinking it's his new management especially since Mother Sainz runs rampant and nobody does anything and if it wasn't Ferrari stopping Charles then it wouldn't be Ferrari stopping Reyes.

Here's the thing the season hadn't even started when most of these things happened. Bahrain was the end of March.

I'm thinking his team have been at work for way longer than anyone thinks they have.

/!\ No need to send hate to anon because I tagged Charles. On their way of speaking, it was clear it’s just theory and interrogation.

BESTIE TELL ME MORE MASTERMIND THOUGHTS AS THIS ONE 👀

#charles leclerc #mastermind anon #anon #conspiracy theories

[fangirlstorycreator]

Hey Bestie 🖤 I have a Cash request ☺️Let's say we were partners once and we had a massive crush on each other, but because of an emergency in the family we had to move away. One day we get a call from a hospital that he was hurt on a case and we are still his emergency contact. So we drive to the hospital and see that he's badly hurt and needs someone to take care of him for a while and we agree to do that. Staying at his house, talking about the good old days and falling in love with each other🥺 With lots of sweet stuff and some romantic love making please? Take all the time you need Bestie 🙏 I love you ☺️

Every day felt so normal, and sometimes, that was just boring. You had lived in this new town for nearly 5 years, and you didn't exactly love the place. It was a small one bedroom flat, you lived alone and the reason you were hear in the first place was now gone. Over 5 years ago, you lived about 100 miles away and it's where you became a police officer. But then one day out of the blue, you got a call from your sister in law to tell you that your brother was seriously ill and needed help and support. You said goodbye to everything and everyone to go and help your brother, he had a terminal illness and his wife was struggling to help him by herself. You made the decision to move up there, because this was probably the only chance you would have left to spend time with your only family member, both your parents passed away when you were little, so he was all you had. You stayed with them and helped them both around the house and with his care, until the very tragic day when he passed away in his home, next to you and his wife, he was now gone, and you were on your own. His wife struggled to cope with everything and decided to sell the house and go to live closer to her family, you understood and took up a flat in the city thanks to a helpful sum of money left to you in your brothers will. And that's where you've been ever since, you felt so bored and stuck in this place and job, yes you loved police work, but it wasn't like it used to be.

One day, you were sat at your desk, signing an arrest warrant for one of your next jobs, when your colleague Amanda approaches your desk. "Hey Y/N?" "Yeh, what's up?" "Your phone has been ringing in the staff room, it's rung a few times, I don't know if you want to just go and check it? If they're calling you a lot it may be urgent" "Oh ok, thanks for letting me know" You leave your desk and head to the staff room, you pull out your phone from your handbag and see that there's 3 missed calls all from the same number. You call them back to see what's going on, you don't know anyone who may need you that desperately, do you? "Hello, fineworks hospital" "Hi, I've got 3 missed calls from you, is everything ok?" "Ah yes! Is this miss L/N I'm talking too?" "Yes, speaking" "Miss L/N, I'm calling you because you are listed as an emergency contact for officer Cash" "Cash?!" Its then that all those memories suddenly flash back to you, working along side Cash as your partner, you were two of the best officers in your department, he was your bestfriend and you were inseparable. The last time you saw him, you were having to give a rather teary eyed goodbye as you left to help your brother, that was such a long time ago. "He has sustained a number of injuries through an incident at work, and he will need someone to help him, are you available to come and see him?" "I uhh, yeh sure. I'm a fair distance away, but I'll try to get down there as quick as I can" "Thank you miss L/N"

This was completely out of the blue, Cash still had you as your emergency contact? It's been over 5 years since you've seen eachother, how will he react to seeing you again, how will YOU react? You talk to your boss and tell him the situation, you had taken no holiday that years and you decided to use some for going down to see Cash, your boss accepted and you left the department to pack, thankfully you were only working a morning shift so it was just a short drive home in the early afternoon. You packed your things and headed down the motorway and back towards the old town you used to call home. It was so nostalgic when you finaly entered the town again, so many little memories were flashing before your eyes, going past every little shop or street, and seeing things from your past, it was wonderful. When you arrived at the hospital, you parked your car and got out, but you were suddenly overcome by a nauseating feeling. Not only were you about to see Cash for the first time again, but you didn't know what state he would be in. If you were called for an emergency, what was wrong with him? You couldn't get the details from the nurse at the time, but it must have been serious if they called you. You steadied your breath and walked into the hospital and up to the main reception. "Hi, I'm Y/N L/N. I'm hear to see Cash" "Ah yes miss L/N, we've been expecting you, I'm Holly, the nurse who phoned you. Please, follow me" You did as she said as she lead you through the hospital. "Is he ok?" "He will be, he just need some help and support" "But what exactly happend to him?" "Apparently, there was an altercation with someone he was trying to arrest, and they got the jump on him before he could manage to arrest him. It's why he's in hear, he sustained a few injuries, including a broken rib and a sprained foot"

"God that sounds awful" "He was unconscious when he was brought in, but he should be up and awake now. Apart from those two injuries, only a few bruises and minor lacerations were also something he'd received, but they should be healing nicely by now" She took you around a corner and right infront of a private hospital room. "He's right in there, I'm just going to collect some paperwork and I'll be right with you" "Oh, ok..." She walks away and leaves you to walk in alone, the curtain is drawn around his bed so you'd have to walk around, what was he going to look like? You take another few steps to the certain, and as you turn, that's when you see him. He looked so tired, he looked like he could fall alseep at the click of your fingers. He had a pained look on his face, a few cuts and bruises and he appeared to be struggling to take proper breaths, it broke your heart seeing him like this. "Cash? Is that you?" When he looked in your direction, his eyes went wide with shock, but then smoothed into wonder and suprise. "Y/N?....oh my god....what? what are you doing hear? I haven't seen you in, god how long has it been?" "Over 5 hears....oh you poor thing" "I don't understand? What are you doing hear? You moved away years ago" "I got a call from the nurse hear, apparently I'm your emergency contact" "I must have never changed it, I didn't realise-wait wait hang on!....you STILL came down? Didn't you live something like, 200 miles away or something?"

"Well, 100" "But you still came? Why?" "What do you mean why? We used to be partners remember? So why wouldn't I come if I knew you were hurt" "I just, I don't know. It's such a long way for you to come" "I don't care, it's no trouble" The nurse came back into the room and smiled at both of you. "Alright Mr Cash, I have your discharge paperwork hear for you to sign, all I need to know is if you have someone at home who is able to help you, your going to need to rest as much as possible if your wanting to make a full recovery" "Oh, I live alone I'm afraid" "Mr Cash if your going to want to be discharged, your going to need someone helping you in your home, other wise I cant discharge you from the hospital" "But-" "I can do it" Cash is stunned by your words. "Huh?" "I'll help you out Cash" "Y/N you don't need to" "I know, but I want to. You helped me many times when we used to work together, it's my way of repaying you" The nurse smiles. "Wondeful, if I could get you to both sign this paperwork, I can let you go home Mr Cash" You sign your part and hand it to Cash, while the nurse pulls you aside for a moment to talk. "He's going to need to rest as much as possible, he's going to have to be off that foot too, are you ok with helping him with that?" "Yeh that's no problem" "The recovery for his rib takes about 4-6 weeks, and his foot will be about 4 weeks too, as long as he stays off it" "That's not a problem, I'll make sure he's fine" They discharge him from the hospital and he is given a crutch to help with his foot as he walks, he knows what he has to do, but if you remember Cash from when you worked together, he can be quite insistent on doing things for himself.

You walked together to your car and you helped him in, then you drove him to his house, he still lived in the same house from when you last saw him. You opened the front door for him and let him inside, helping his slowly sit down on the sofa. "I feel like I've been crippled" "You've not been crippled you idiot, your just in recovery" "Y/N? Are you sure your ok helping me? I mean, we haven't seen eachother in years and you don't-" "Oh will you stop your whining?" "Whining?!" "Yes, you sound like an old woman" "At least I won't be an old woman" "Women age better than men" "Oh that's such b#llocks!" The room is silent for a moment before you both burst out into laughter, it was just like it was before. "It's like nothing has changed eh Cash?" "Yeh, its kind of spooky" "But its nice" "Yeh it is, listen, I have a spare room upstairs and to the left, your welcome to use that while you stay hear" "Thanks Cash, that would be nice, it beats sleeping on this sofa" "What's wrong with this sofa?" "I think the question you should be asking is, is there anything I can find right with this sofa" "You've never liked this sofa" "Well it's not my fault you have sh#t taste" And once again, laughter erupts from both of you, it was great, until Cash's rib hurt from it. "Hhsss ouch" "Are you ok?" "Yeh I'm fine, they say laughter is the best medicine, maybe not for broken ribs though" "Yeh I think your right" You spent that night cooking him dinner, catching up until late in the night and getting on like a house on fire, it was almost like you had never left.

When the time came, you helped him get up the stairs, he was fine getting dressed and showered by himself, but according to the nurse, that was all he was allowed to do, and when he did that he had to be careful and slow about it. Once you knew he was safely in bed, you made your way to the spare room and went to bed yourself, it was strange being back, it was strange being around Cash again...but a good strange" For the next few weeks, you would cook and tidy up after yourself as you helped Cash, he would be stubborn when he said he could help you, but you would always know how to make him listen to you, it was just like old times when you worked together, and the more and more you spent time with him, the more those precious memories came flooding back. You laughed together, you ate together and even went out for walks and shopping together, you still made sure he wasn't doig anything he shouldn't, and strangely, he liked it when you did that. You took him back to the hospital for a check up after 8 weeks, his checks confirmed that his rib was now mended, and his foot was healed too, he was back to normal. "Yes! I can do anything I want again!" "Just try not to get into that predicament again Mr Cash" "I'll try not to nurse Holly, but my god it feels good to be able to move properly again!" He walked outside to the desk as nurse Holly looked happily at you. "Thank you for making sure he didn't do anything to further damage himself miss L/N" "I won't lie, there were some point I had to put my foot down, especially when he insisted on changing a light bulb" "Well now that he's better, you probably looking forward to going home I expect?" "Yeh....yeh I supose so..." Its only then that it hits you, Cash doesn't need you anymore, and got can go back home.....but was it really your home?....and did you want to leave?....

You drove Cash to the hospital in your car, so that meant you also had to drive him back to his house. When you both arrived, Cash was giddy with excitement when he got home. "Oh I can move around in any way I want now! I love it! That desk over there has been giving me the eye for weeks, I'm going to get my tool kit and fix that damned door that's broken-and oh! Maybe I can..." he went off on a tangent as you stood there watching him be happy, but strangely, despite him being happy and healthy, you weren't in such a pleasant mood yourself. You slip away upstairs as he gathers his things and continues to talk to himself, and you go to the spare room and start to pack your things. Cash doesn't need you know, he probably won't want you around either, it's just best of you get your things together and go. It secretly upsets you a little, but you try to push it to the back of your mind, because not only will you not want to leave Cash, you don't want to leave the town in general. You really loved coming back hear, revisiting all the memories, seeing the places where you grew up, it felt like home, and the flat you had 100 miles away didn't have that feeling. "Hey! There you are, did you want me to cook tonight? I had this idea to make fajitas-....wait? What are you doing?" "Your all better now Cash, so you don't need me around anymore, I'll get out of your hair" "Your leaving? But...that's so soon"

"Not really Cash, I've been hear nearly 9 weeks" "It's felt like it's gone so fast" "Yeh, yeh it does....look I umm, I really enjoyed coming back hear and spending time with you" "So did I, I'm glad you came back and helped me" "But i do have to go...I'm sorry...but I really wish you the best for the future" You picked up your bag and headed to the door, but he gently held your wrist. "Do you have to go Y/N?" He asked in a sweet and calm tone. "You don't need me anymore Cash....I've...I've got to go....goodbye..." And with that you left his home and got in your car, driving way and knowing he couldn't see you, tears start to fall onto your cheeks, why did you say that to him? Why are you going back to a flat you don't feel happy in? Or a job that isn't giving you the same feel as the one with Cash always did? But it was too late for that now, you were driving home, and there was no turning back. It took you a long time to get home and it was nearly dark when you arrived, you had been crying pretty much the whole car ride, and you now felt exhausted. You dropped your bag on the living room floor, went to the kitchen and poured yourself a glass of wine, it numbed a little of this pain in your chest, but it didn't remove it completely. Why was this affecting you so much? I'm mean sure you had a little crush on Cash when you knew him....but was that still there? And if he didn't look like he wanted you to leave...did he feel the same?

Your thoughts were very suddenly stopped when you heard your front door knocking, whoever it was sounded impatient. It was 7 at night, and noone you knew came to your place for a visit, so who could this be? Putting your wine glass back down, you leave the kitchen and approach the door, it kept knocking a few more times before you opened it. "Alright alright! I'm coming! I don't know who you are to bang on my.....Cash?" "Y/N" he looked out of breath and a little rosie cheeked. "Cash, what-what are you doing hear? You don't live-" he stops you mid sentence by holding your face and kissing you deeply, so deeply, you bad to hold onto his arms just to stop you from falling to your knees. "Cash-why are you-" "Don't talk Y/N, just don't talk" His lips were instantly back on yours again in a passionate embrace, the sexual tention between you was electrifying, you couldn't hold back and full on made out with Cash, grabbing and touching ever inch of him. Putting your arms around his neck, he lifted you up and lied you down on the sofa in your living room, remaining inbetween your legs as his lips never left yours. His hands were all over you, your face, your neck, your chest, your body, anything he could touch, he would touch. You rip his shirt and pull it away from him and touch his impressive chest muscles, he sucked and gently bit at your neck as his hand pulled your trouseres and underwear down past your body.

It didn't take long at all for you both to get completely undressed, while still kissing eachother and never moving away. He grabbed your thigh and pulled it up and around his waist, right before he plunged his stiff and girthy cock right inside you with one powerful thrust. You gasp as he did this, you hadn't seen or felt his cock before so this was definitely a shock to the system, but holy sh#t he felt good. He leans down and buries his face in your neck as his hips buck back and forth, occasionally doing this grinding movment, he really knew what he was doing. All you could say through your heavy breathing and moans is the occasional "f#ck" and "don't stop" Other than that, it's what ever your body makes you say, he pounded you against this sofa like noone else had ever done before. His body craved yours, and you felt the same in return, nothing was holding you back now. He leaned up and pulled you up with him, so you were now sat on his lap, and it was your turn to take control. Your hand snaked around his neck all the way to the back of his grey hair, making a fist in it that made him hiss, but he smiled when you did that. You move yourself against his groin, again and again you both felt these waves of excitement and sexual shivers pass through your bodies, until you both were grabbing onto eachother in a bruise creating grip, screaming and shouting as you both reach your euphoric and oh so exquisite release.

You shivered as your body fell against his, he still held onto you, but in a more tender way. Breathless, he helps you off his lap and you both cuddle up together under a blanket from the sofa. "Holy sh#t! Where the hell did that come from?" "From years of missing you Y/N....my God that was so much better than I imagined it would be" "Cash I...I must admit I did have a crush on you back in the day...but I never knew it was reciprocated" "Of course it was Y/N, I couldn't get you out of my mind, you bewitched me. It was devastating when you left, it almost broke me. But I knew you had to go, that never meant I forgot about you. I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me when you walked into that hospital room, it was like my heart awoke from a long slumber" "Your really quite poetic when you want to be Cash" "I'm just trying to be honest with you Y/N, I don't know what you went through when you left for your brother, but this...situation that's just happened, its something I can't just forget or walk away from...you said as you left my house "you dont need me anymore" but my god Y/N I WANT you. I want you more than anything I have ever wanted, I crave you. I know this may be something so out of the blue, but I don't want to loose you again" "Cash, I don't want to loose you either. Whatever this is we have, I don't want it to end" "Are you happy hear?" "Well after that performance I'm was definitely-" "No not in that way you silly woman (chuckle) I mean HEAR, in this flat, in this town...are you happy hear?" ".....No.....no I'm not" "So come back with me....please. There's a place on the force for another officer, you could work with me again just like old times, except this time...will be better. What do you say?" "What do I say? When is my interview?"

#thomas ian griffith #sensei targaryen #cash #cash x reader

[demonic-hypocrite]

Replaced!MC au but it's Replaced!Brothers instead.

Hello welcome to another one of my ramblings. I was listening to Last words of a shooting star by mitski, thinking about my mc Logan, and how many authors that make the new exchange student nice make them side with original MC. Then to my mind came this scenario, it's not really connected to the one I wrote prior.

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Talking to human B, Satan and Belphegor, the 4 of them were just chilling, on the common room of the house of lamentation, belphie sleping while the other 3 discussed some thriller webtoon Logan had introduced to them. At some point the topic about Logan falling down the stairs earlier that day comes out, he didn't really get hurt but he did fall weirdly, turns out it's normal for him to fall and trip? He has mastered the art of falling with style and said something about how whenever he falls with his full body he thinks "Ah yes this is how I die", but when he actually died he was thinking about the song mentioned before.

Logan pulls out a guitar out of some magic space whatever and plays the song for human B, let's call him Billy, and Billy is like "gurrl" and Logan is like "IKR!!". The demons do not understand this interaction, they are on the stage where they are like "nooo why are you hoarding all of Billy's time to yourself, stupid human" so they are mad and about to say something to Logan but Billy chimes in asking for another song. The only other song Logan knows how to play in acoustic guitar is Can't you see I'm lonely (the OTGW version) so he plays it and Billy immediately recognizes it.

Levi comes into the scene of the two of them full on nerding out and calls them out on it, they respond with "shut up weeb" in unison, they look at eachother, they're besties.

The demons present on the other hand don't really know how to feel because one "Noo Billy pay attention to us not him" but also they don't know shit about human (western)cartoons and realize they had never seen Logan interact with another human his age (they're 20), because sure there was Solomon, but Solomon was almost as old as them, he wouldn't know about some cartoon. So it's conflicting, this new human could give Logan something that they could never, this starts to slowly snap the three of them out of their new human trance.

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Their next public human to human interaction happens at next day's breakfast, they sit right next to eachother rather than on their normal places at the table, talking this time about human music, mostly how they both like punk. All of the brothers realize something, while passionately talking about how Welcome to the black parade moght be the best album ever, Billy is giving Logan the same eyes they used to.

Lucifer interrups them by bringing up RAD assignments, they give him the 'shut up boomer glare'. Of course they did their assignments, right after a marathon of the scream movies and a cool dinner of pizza rolls and orange juice. They had a slumbie also, cuddled a lot, they didn't say that out loud but the brothers could just tell.

Mammon asked Logan to hang out with him later but sorry he had plans to go to hang out with Bills on the lake later, Sorry Mammon :(! But wait hold on, wasn't Mammons nickname supposed to be Mams? Why are you calling him Mammon and using a similar one for Billy? He wasn't even paying attention to Billy anymore.

That night he had planned to go to a casino and abuse Logan's luck blessing he had gotten from some fairy on the woods but now he was stuck rambling to Levi on his room about "How dare he turn down the great Mammon? Who does he think he is?! Weren't you two supposed to be the closest? Joined at the hip and everything?"

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Hanging out with Asmo didn't change much surprisingly, shopping put for the newest beauty products was fun, fun for the humans that is. Getting some weird face masks and makeup they thought was cool, ignoring Asmo's off handed comments about how Logan absolutely needed them more than anybody, Billy overshadowing him with complimenting Logans steady hand while doing eyeliner, even surprising them both asking "what else are those hands good for?" With a smirk and a wink.

Worse, it works, IT WORKS?! Asmo spent the better part of two years trying to seduce this human, and suddenly this new one comes and immediately swoons him off his feet??? He hadn't even gotten beyond playful kisses and touches but here was Billy just a few weeks in, already managing to know exactly how his human wanted to be flirted with.

Asmo of course whined about it "It's about context" Logan said, not making sense to the demon at all.

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"Cooking is one if Logan's hobbies, and he is really good at it" Was the most recent discovery Billy had made, some really fancy looking toast was given to him, alongside a very exited face, this was a new recipe. The gleam on his eyes while explaining the ingredients an process at the same time Logan was playing with his free hand gave Billy the best kind of butterflies he ever had. The moment was about to get somewhat intimate, fingers interlocking, when Beel walked into the room.

Beelzebub immediately noticed the fact that Logan had cooked something, the only thing he got was an apology tho, "Sorry I just made enough for two people to taste" Wha- What did he mean? Logan always asked him to taste test new recipes, that toast was supposed to be his? Why did Billy had it? Billy wanst even good at cooking! Of course Beelzebub didn't say most of his thoughts out loud, but he sure did let out a displeased grunt when he had to settle for some store bought snacks that were already on the fridge.

He wasn't as mad when Logan said that now he knew how to make this new recipe he would make it for him later, something about this still bothered him.

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It was clear as day what was happening when the HoL gang decided to go out for karaoke. Levi didn't even get to hog the mic like before because Logan and Billy already had it. Sure at first they liked Billy, he was the shiny new human that Diavolo brought to study in the Devildom, he had style and this air of mystique to him at first, even stepping down from being the #1 simps of the old human for him.

Big fat mistake, while they left Logan out in the open ocean, turns out the shiny new rock wasn't a rock, but an octopus in camouflage, ready to devour their pretty fish they took so long to capture.

Now there they were, on their faces singing some human love song about haunted houses, not even trying to hide how much they clicked together like puzzle pieces, truly unbearable. But now they knew, they had to bring their beloved human back to them, he belonged with them, they knew they were to blame for alienating him for another new human, but the new human was no longer the object of their interest, but their enemy.

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Another one folks, I made Billy up for this post and this post only, but now even I like him a lot, might make him a permanent oc for myself.

Thank you for reading!

Goodnight ☆

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me replaced mc au #obey me original character #obey me oc

[qprsmackdown]

c!Emerald duo propaganda:

Let me tell you. We've got two guys. They live together. They live miles away from everyone else but they live in a little cabin in the snow together. They would die for each other. One HAS died for the other. One is in a monogamous relationship with the personification of death and the other is one of the most widely headcanoned aroace characters and it in no way ever devalues what is considered as one of the most unshakable relationships in the story

"For you the world" — Technoblade to Philza. They are so loyal to each other, legit the healthiest and strongest relationship in the fandom

"For you, the world, Phil." -Technoblade "Sometimes one friend is all you need." -Technoblade “I’m following Techno to the gates of hell... and if he wants to take over the world, god dammit I’m gonna help this man.” - Philza “I followed him to the ends of the earth, through fire and flames.“ - Philza (about Technoblade)

They live together. They kill together. They're raising a polar bear and a very anxious enderman hybrid. They committed so many war crimes and looked good doing it<3 "For you, the world" quote my beloved. Anarchism swag😎

Silly guys of all time! They took over the entire world together once <3 (pre-dsmp but still canon to dsmp) they blew up a country together <3 gotta love 2 guys who commit Literal Actual warcrimes. Also the way they trust eachother just unconditionally is just soo ouuuugggghghhhh i love them. iirc I remember a part where techno was basically just talking about how he'll basically never trust anyone again. TO Phil. Who was very obviously an unspoken exception to the "never trusting anyone" thing. It's been a while so idk if I remember it right but aaaouuuugggg their relationship was so good. Also "for you the world phil" AAAAAUUUUUUU (although the context of that line is much sillier than people usually remember but they are silly guys <3). Ooouugghhh I have so much I could talk about but it's late so I can't think of it right now but they are sooooooo important they are everything to me. This is kinda bad propaganda bc I don't know if I'm even remembering things right and am vaguely incorrect but AUGH. EMERALDDUO

Consider: the fanon immortals being very old friends thing which is a trope i will never not love, and also taking over the world with your qpp is so pogchamp of them

Two anarchist immortals who have been besties for an indeterminable amount of time, but at least for hundreds of years. Took over the Earth once just to show that they can. Back-To-Back Badasses. Each other's consciences and also enablers. Lived together in the middle of nowhere tundra biome, in connected little cottages with their bazillion pets.

THOSE BITCHES WERE LIVING IN THE ARCTIC TOGETHER IN THEIR GAY LITTLE COTTAGE WITH LIKE 100 ANIMALS!!!! They’d both often talk about how they’d kill and die for one another, they’ve been together for centuries despite Techno being all but confirmed Aroace and Philza being married to someone else!! I think they definitely had a QPR going on because like. The person you’re closest to and have lived alongside for god knows how long u gotta at least have SOMETHING going on there imo.

They are both imortal livelong best friends who have been there for each other through war and and other personal hardships They are partners in crime, both arnarchists who took down a nation together and both live in retirement together They only trust each other wholeheartedly (aka they both belive the other wont betray them) and Phil is the only person Techno feels he can be himself around (aka be soft around).

Apparently their qpr had drama in the past bc of this one fic but tbh i dont really get why These two are literally just. The best. There's absolutely no romance between them, but they're the closest of friends, and they care about each other so so much. And they deserve all the things. They live together in a house in the arctic in a commune for anarchists. Basically everyone in the Syndicate are their adopted children. 'For you, the world, Phil' -Technoblade (Just like to say this too, Techno is not Phil's son in the DSMP universe. It's been canonically confirmed.)

They’re two dudes who spend all their time together, built their houses next to each other (and connected it w a bridge), started a commune together, took over the world together, have FRIENDSHIP EMERALDS, and are genuinely such good friends (these are the characters but the irl guys were really good friends until techno died too)

Just a bird and his pig chilling as kings

"for you phil, the world" is treated like this big dramatic line as they take over smpearth but in context its bc they were arguing over something silly and techno laughed and conceded to him and like... just look at then they're ride or die besties emerald duo ftw (on a sadder note i constantly see philza wearing techno's merch on streams and videos and just... man i miss seeing them together)

immortal warriors who have promised to follow each other to the ends of the earth, through fire and flames. they are each others most trusted person without a doubt. when trying to retire from the wars that plagued the server, they both retired in an arctic tundra where they lived together.

These guys cant be seperate from each other anymore than like three days. Like, on top of also doing the antarctic empire together in earthSMP, they just moved to the arctic together to just enjoy life and retirement together. They understand each other like no other bc they've known each other forever. Also bc if we take the titles of bloodgod and angel of death literally you get something something being willing to spend eternity with the other because you care abt them. These two are fine being isolated from everybody else and chilling on their own bc thats all they need

Their relationship is defined by a connection that has lasted for centuries. Despite everything, they always go back to each other. They live together in a cabin in the arctic. They also like murdering together a little too much.

old men committed terrorism and then they settled down :)

For you Phil, the world Immortal best friends spend thousands of years together, conquer the world, found a empire. Phil has a kid with his goddess wife, Techno wind up joining the kids rebellion against the country he founded. When that goes wrong they start a commune called the Syndicate. They are so ride or die. I love them

please they live together theyre best friends theyre immortal together they love each other and phil is married to a god PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

#propaganda #c!emerald propaganda #they have also done really well in the retirement home poll i know that

[luffythinker]

LISTEN THO, Jirou/Todoroki what about Jirou/Todoroki/Sero? like Jirou and Sero is already a underrated friendship but them dating Todoroki? it started as them finding out the other liked Todoroki and Sero would bully her (IN A FRIENDLY WAY) about being a generic girl liking the hottest guy in school, we rolling with some of the students think Sero is ugly so Jirou is like i don't think a hot guy dates ugly dudes and they are at eachothers throats on this so Jirou/Sero is like enemies who are besties to lovers and they get together but they dream to include Todoroki in their life they do.

love how you guys love sero, I need to keep myself sharp to remind of what headcanons go into what pairing of him

I have to be honest I haven't considered jirou with todoroki before (I think??), just bc they're both too introverted, but with sero involved, I think it could help them bond way better. It's like having a glue (or tape here, lol)

I think I could see them working super well as a throuple, but as a couple, not much... jirou and sero, though... they would have such a fun relationship, can see jirou's love language being music and sharing playlists and he always love to listen everything she shows him (evem if he makes fun of her indie artists)

now for the three of them, I can see sero blabbing about their crush on shouto while drunk, and the guy is just like..... what....? he hasn't really considered that, and sero does not remember anything the next day, so it doesn't really matter, right? except now, todoroki keeps noticing them more and more and it just circles back to the night sero said they would love to be with him, he starts to think he would love it too

i think there would be a conversation first (because we love ethical non monogamy here), and they agree to go on a few dates to try it out, except they're like uhaul lesbians, went one night to have a movie date and kinda of never really left???

sero makes this big reunion with the bakusquad to tell them about it (lots of confetti involved), todoroki tells deku over lunch and izuku almost dies choking on his pasta (he's very happy for his friend)

#guys how do i tag this #serojirotodo #todoserojiro #jiroseroroki #all the names sound awful #hanta sero #jirou kyouka #shouto todoroki #bnha #mha #rei replies