#this is NOT canon

[ghouljams]

The 141 turning and just going “Who tf are you?” Is such a funny mental image. Reader just stood there probably jet lagged just as confused as the others because “I don’t even know how I got here I don’t have a fucking passport”

I had 2 ideas for the 141 meeting the reader(who another anon i have yet to post called the stray collector) neither of which are going to be used so i dont mind sharing them because theyre not canon. The first as mentioned is the reader showing up because they're Ghost's emergency contact. The second was this:

It's not reasonable for the 141 to stay by Ghost's side all the time, they just can't. Sometimes someone has to use the bathroom, and there's still a mission that needs to be carried out. They don't expect to come back to anything more important than Ghost awake. What they do come back to is sweet you, curled up in one of the armchairs asleep. Gaz is kind enough to shake you awake before Price, overprotective of his boys, is interrogating you.

"How'd you get in here?" He asks, "this is a locked ward."

"Oh um," you shake off some of the groginess, pushing the heel of your hand against your eye to clear out the sleep, "the nurse let me in."

"Why would she do that?" Price pressed, looking down his nose at you. You look around the room at the soldiers staring you down. Someone who hadn't just be woken up might be intimidated, but you've been bitten by meaner dogs than them. You look at Simon for help, though you know he can't provide it, before softly answering.

"Apparently we're married."

#cod x reader #x reader #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #ghost x reader #ghost mw2 #ghoul speaks #this is not canon

[artsolarsash]

Completed pages.

Charlotte/Charley Moore: @artsolarsash

Sundrop the Fairy: @ayyy-imma-ninja

Right now, I will draw concept art, character design and storyboard.

Stay tuned my cinnamon rolls

#my art #comics #fnaf security breach #fnaf sun #fnaf fairy au #fnaf #fnaf fanart #fnaf sundrop #fnaf fairy sun #charley moore #charlotte moore #digital drawing #digital art #procreate #this is not canon

[toyybox]

I don’t think that’s how you’re supposed to use a piano…

#my art #whump art #Spiderwebs art #whump #instrument whump #blood #Hiatus art yay!!! #this is not canon #Heather doesn’t own any instruments #I just wanted to draw Jackie covered in blood again #plunk plunk 🎹

[the-shy-wolf]

Bold of you to assume I wouldn't draw a werewolf and angel smooch'n

#this is not canon #this was just a practice sketch before I start working on comic pages #monstrosities #werewolf #angel #my art #doodle

[readerwithsalt]

God I’m crying bc I was so DISAPPOINTED WITH WILLS CHARACTER and THE WRITING in this book. I’m on chapter 30 AND I HATE IT SO MUCH. Why did they have to make Will so burdensome. This quest and plot didn’t even allow Will to really shine as a character. It’s almost like he has to force himself to like Nico. Like Nico is so sweet and stuff and then you just have Will over here bashing on the underworld and darkness every five seconds, saying Persephone is the most beautiful PERSON he’s ever seen right in Nicos face, and complaining every five seconds about walking so much. He also asks Persephone how he’s supposed to LIKE NICO. Like???? 😭 Man fuck this. Nico deserves more. (Wills character deserves more) I’m crying bc i looked forward to it for so long and… I just can’t read the rest right now 😢😢😢😭

I will be making a post on why I feel this way after I finish sobbing and reading it. Just so disappointed with how lame the ‘plot twists’ were, how lame Nyx was?? How lame Tartarus was??? 😭

Cryin’ foreal.

___

Rereading this post a week after reading this book and dang, I was really spiraling 😭😭😭🤣🤣

#tsats #tsats spoilers #nico di angelo #hessojudgemental #thewritingissoallovertheplace #will solace #hazel levesque #jason grace #reyna ramirez avila arellano #reyna ramirez arellano #pjo #percy jackson #no plot whatsoever #solangelo #tsats review #pjo hoo toa #book review #crack fic #publishedfanfiction #this is not canon #bad tropes #bad writing

[detaylor]

Will wally ever pay rent? I tried to ask him (by yelling at my screen) but he just vanished. The orbiters bills don't pay themself you know 🤣🤣

the real question is if wally actually lives in your orbiter, or if he just shows up at 3am every few months like that one weird friend who definitely doesn't have his shit together

to answer your q tho: no, absolutely not. he would never pay rent, he would eat all your food, and he would steal your netflix password + use up all your screens. (my headcanon only)

#warframe #this is not canon #warframe ask #my post

[intermundia]

if you're interested, here's a (legends continuity) clone wars timeline! some of the writing is kind of small but the major events and planet names should be pretty legible! if not pics below that hopefully you can zoom in on for a clearer version

#it's all kind of order lumped by early-mid-late year chunks #it should be all here #this is NOT canon #but that's fine #sw #star wars #clone wars #ignore the elevator music i wanted to replace the sound of me breathing lmao

[the-sprog]

Billy learned how to embroider because he needed a way to fix his clothes that also didn't make them look just like he had mashed random fabric together.

He got taught by an old lady who lives near the diner he goes to most days (she has no grandchildren and Billy has been great company).

He got into the habit so now he does it everytime there's something to repair. Little flowers, birds, tigers and (most prominently) lightning bolts start appearing on all his clothes.

When he joins the Justice League he starts trying to figure out how to do little designs of everyone's logo and when the time comes he uses his skill and the hero's respective logo to help fix their clothes and uniforms.

He once stitched back Batman's cape, even though the next day he was saddened by seeing that Bruce was using a new one (the fixed cape was secured inside a glass display).

Flash starts bringing him all the stuff he tears because he loves the little additions. He even buys the thread and needles for the Captain since he's making him use so much of it. Cap's fine with it, it's a good way to spend monitor duty.

Diana once payed him (she insisted because no labor should go unrewarded) to decorate a dress for an upcoming event she was planning to go to.

#this is not canon #shazam #billy Batson #captain Marvel dc #dc #shazam headcanon

[kit-williams]

Barn Anon. Okay okay, fine, just for you. Dipping my toes in. Never tried anything like this before. Probably never do this again.

Gabriel whimpers into the pillow. He's in his bedroom in his human's house. He grips her hoodie, breathing in her scent as he lets out another muffled whine. The bolster between his legs don't seem to help, only riling him up more. He bites the pillow, he has to keep quiet, his human is sleeping in the room beside his.

His human, his adorable human. He shouldn't, he shouldn't... Gabriel let out a barely stifled groan. He buries his face into his human's hoodie, oh it has her distinct scent with the hints of her peach soap. No one can know, especially not his human.

Barn anon. My darling anon... you don't have to force yourself you just have to give me permission and I can literally handle the rest I don't want to make you uncomfortable!

That being said....

He inhales her scent sometimes it is so hard to not bite and nip her affectionately. Her smell... his lovely human's smell is what he remembers inhaling in first... the smell of peaches clinging to his tender and gentle girl. Soft hands that play with his locks and touch him tenderly... he ruts against his hand as he quietly imagines taking her.

His coos of affection those sweet words said between lovers... the gentle laughs that happen between a couple as they join together. What mundane things would she say riding him? Telling him about her day as he lazily sinks into her? He wants that he so very much wants more from his human. He loves her can't she see that?

He breathes in deeply as his ears twitch hearing her soft sigh from the room next to his and his teeth dig into the pillow as he spills his desire onto the sheets.

Well... at least he can tell her how much he loves her without her understanding him for a bit longer.

#this is not canon #warhammer 40k #space marines #OC: Gabriel #tw: smut #barn anon

[ice-creamforbreakfast]

Hi.

"Sorry I banged all the dads at my child's nursery" "But at the time, it felt necessary"

#ts4 #the sims 4 #romano outtakes #this is not canon #aria romano

[diabolicalcheezus]

ITS FINISHED- also in my jellyfish phase now, slay

So this is lyra lee, yippee

She's 32 and the older sis of Taylor lee

Hobbies- idk yet man

Height- 175 cm

Date of birth-01/23

Likes-key chains, Albert(doctor hoe),manicures, her fam❤️

Dislikes- spicy and bitter(same), bad nail polish, being corrected

Personality- pretty passive most of the time, she's a chatterbox- sometimes, hates being bored(I mean who doesn't),can be honest(a bit to much)

👑

To all of you who had actually read my description-

#oc #oc art #art #jellyfish #moon jellyfish #twdak #twdak oc #vtsom oc #vtsom #Ball sack doggo #Don't repost without creds #Love y'all #This is not canon

[transingthoseformers]

Oh I have this interesting headcanon that Thundercracker was the Decepticon Dot Malto saved in battle leading to Megatron partially defecting to the autobots, and that's why we see Nova Storm instead of him with Skywarp and Starscream.

Whether he's a full on autobot, or a semineutral ally like Megatron is is up for debate. (I don't consider Megatron a full on autobot but not necessarily a decepticon anymore but in "alliance" territory. Also because it means Megatron isn't under Optimus's command, no matter how much GHOST treats the situation as Optimus being Megatron's "keeper")

Based on the information I have been given, I believe TC (or another decepticon but I honestly think it would make sense to be TC) was downed and Dot n her unit proceeded to take him in and get him medical help. And, Megatron seeing how Dot "showed more care to his own soldiers than he did", left the decepticons because he realized how far he has fallen. This vaguely feels less like a sudden change of spark and more like the last straw that broke the camel's back. Shockwave's Allspark shock troops idea did not help.

#this is not canon #maccadam #transformers #hc #headcanon #tfe dot malto #tfe megatron #tfe starscream #tfe novastorm #tfe skywarp #earthspark spoilers #transformers earthspark #a weird mix of spoilers and headcanon #tfe shockwave #look either he's dead_ not in the show_ or important #and i personally choose to believe the latter option considering his role in idw #also Thundercracker with yellow optics superiority #Dot is firmly connected to Megatron defecting and they are very close and i have emotions about this

[zeddidnotleak]

EVIL trick or treat

HERE! YOU GET EVIL SNICKERS!!!!!!!

#this is not canon

[deigov]

The Degenerate Mayor Lewis.

Follow for more.

#this is not canon #i was bored so i decided to draw and paint my first sdv waifu #deigovart #stardew valley #digital art #stardew valley art #digital drawing #sketchbook #mayor lewis #penny stardew valley #stardew valley penny #stardew shane #shane stardew valley #penny sdv #art #my art #artists on tumblr

[roxinmypox]

Never opening this app in public again bruh I got jump scared with Arlecchinos ass 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

#I do NOT wanna see that #SHE WOULDNT DO THAT #THIS IS NOT CANON #sillyposting #genshin impact #fatui arlecchino #Arlecchino #i cant do this

[dad-sun-and-moon]

Well this is awkward. Uh. How are you? Oh you burned down the only safe place you’ve ever been? Cool. My dad is the daycare attendant. What’s that? Oh your version wants to murder you? Awesome. Neat. Well.

#fnaf sun and moon dad au #five nights at freddy's #fnaf security breach #the dadcare attendant #this is not canon #not an ask #fnaf sun and moon #fnaf sun #fnaf sundrop #fnaf sunny #fnaf moon #fnaf moondrop #fnaf gregory