#this is so bad like omg

[crybaby-bkg]

I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.

“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.

“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.

you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.

you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.

he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.

“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.

“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.

#omg I wrote this idea down last night and couldn’t even type it up #bc I took some sleep meds and it put me out SO FUCKING QUICK???? #usually I don’t lay down until like an hour and a half or two #but it was literally like 40 mins and I was DONE!!!! #but I finally wrote it :D #there’s also been so much talk of him on the dash and i am. very much so liking this #I miss him bc I don’t think about him enough #but I also think he can be. so mean. like NASTY mean when his limits are pushed enough #ohhhh my god I wont him so bad #okay gn I took more meds bc my pelvis has been in so much pain???? #just the right side too??? omg AM I DYING GELP #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #deku treats! 🍬

[unit-ssn0va]

#lil virgil study #i wanna improve my render so bAD. #thomas sides #thomas sanders #my art #virgil sanders #digital art #ts virgil #ts #i hate this stop liking it omg

[k4pp4-8]

They're the only clones that matters rn‼️‼️💕

#if ANYTHING bad happens to them im gonna have a fight w the writers #they're so cute together plz give em more screentime‼️🤞🤞 #also omg i rly like frida's design its just so!!! #AND THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCZ‼️📣📣VERY IMPORTANT #clone high #clone high cleo #clone high frida kahlo #clone high cleopatra #kahlopatra #my art #kappart

[elainiisms]

shoutout to my girls who are stupid!!! my girls who never know what is going on ever! my girls who constantly feel useless! my girls who feel like a burden to their friends! my girls who are embarrassed of themselves all the time! i love you more than anything in the world!!! idc if you can't do simple addition, idc if you can't touch an oven without burning the house down, i want to kiss you on the lips!!!!

#like im serious i want u so bad i love u omg #wlw #lesbian #sapphic #silly #sillyposting #:3 #wlw blog #wlw post #yuri #elainposting

[vebokki]

why don't we leave then?

#fanart of one of my fav scenes. sqq being like oh hes speechless lol this is hard to see #hes the worst i love him #and binghe shooting babygirl rays #tag dwellers - rec me a bingqiu song #luo binghe #svsss #lbh #svsss fanart #人渣反派自救系统 #bingqiu #shen qingqiu #mxtx #scum villains self saving system #omg this is so bad <3 but yolo

[thimbleb3rries]

In a similar style to this post of mine, more sketches/doodles!

I mostly do these in class or at home while watching YouTube lmao

I love sketching in that blue colored pencil so muchhhh hfhffb I like how it's both textured but also fun to look at when flipping through my sketchbook

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #chat noir #miraculous #marinette dupain cheng #luka couffaine #nino lahiffe #miraculous ladybug fanart #lady noire #cat walker #i doodle them so much #they are always on my mind #i have more doodles than this too #i just found out that theres an image limit haha XD #i should do more doodles with dialogue #i really like those #like mini comics almost but its like barely half a page #i have a few actually! #i made one about salsa dancing haha #i am so bad at photographing my art omg #i hope the pictures are clear enough lol #my art <3

[dizzybizz]

RAH RA-AH-AH-AH ROMA ROMA-MA GAGA OOH-LA-LA

#shes bad romance by lady gaga #imagine a like old timey cover of that omg #hatsune miku #vocaloid #pokemon #project voltage #my art #this ones v messy but i had a lot of fun :) #i wanna draw them all so badddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd >:^O

[petitesmafia]

running on the assumption that everything was truly an act purely bc of the humour of it rn and having a blast thinking about Dazai and Chuuya planning their Meursault mission like:

Dazai: and then you bite me in the neck just to make it seem real Chuuya: what Dazai: what Chuuya: ??? Dazai: Dazai, dejected: okay we’ll leave that part out

or imagine Dazai just casually slipping it into the conversation and moving on thinking Chuuya was just gonna let it slide like:

Dazai: you're gonna shoot me in the head Chuuya: ok Dazai: then you'll bite me in the neck and i'll pretend to twitch and Chuuya: PAUSE. run that back Dazai: i'll pretend to twitch? Chuuya: before that Dazai: you'll bite me Chuuya: ew Dazai: wdym EW Chuuya: why would i do that Dazai: FINE

#ena.hc #enarchive: skk #bungou stray dogs #bsd s5 #Chuuya like why do you want me to bite you so bad.... #even he was weirded out tf #and Dazai's like i'm just trying to make this believable omg stop being so weird about it...

[hannibutch]

could he daily feel a STAB OF HUNGER FOR YOU and find nourishment in THE VERY SIGHT OF YOU

#bedelia was so insane for this #called him out bad #like omg #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #bedelia du maurier

[feels-for-the-fictional]

You can't tell me our main man Jim, Jim Kirk, James Kirk, James T Kirk, James Tiberius Kirk, CAPTAIN stack of books on legs James Respectful and Sensitive Tiberius Kirk does not know about Vulcan hand touching and their significance.

This man. JAMES KIRK. Looked at Spock, clearly vulcan spock, hands firmly planted behind his back Spock. LOOKED him up and down, and despite absolutely knowing it would not be considered impolite if he didnt offer a hand shake, looked at Spock, tall drink of water Spock, Vulcan sensitive hands used as terms of affection Spock, and was like hmmmm absolutely will make this Vulcan shake my hand. AND SPOCK gave like 1 second of thought before he was like yes absolutely here is my hand to hold for you and you only. I AM DECEASED

#yea so I woke up still crazy about Them Meeting #snw #when will I get off my bullshit #remember when I was like ohhh boohoo the show is good without kirk we dont need a kirk and spock meet up #remember that #I FUCKING LIED #they gave me like 10 seconds of these two white boys looking at each other and holding hands and I HAVE BECOME UNHINGED #thank u snw writers for this blessing #LOWER DECKS LIVE ACTION EPISODE NEXT WEEK OMG #I WANT BOIMLER TO MEET KIRK SO BAD #I want Mariner to 1000% ask Spock where Kirk is #and also for her to be like huh you look different then I thought you would #AHHHHHHH I AM SCREAMING #spirk #star trek #ty

[houseswife]

transgender detector going haywire rn…

#the fact that this was in the down low (THEE gay episode) too #this is either transmasc chase getting pissed about being misgendered #or transfemme chase reacting in indignation to being outed #take your pick #this bad boy can fit soo much gender in them #house md #robert chase #gregory house #hatecrimes md #greg house #like I’m trying so hard not to see chase as anything but an annoying cishet man #but the sheer level of queer implications they throw at him makes it insanely difficult #remy thirteen hadley #the more I think about it the more canon it feels #because he doesn’t even have long hair anymore. he’s not so twinkishly pretty as to be mistaken for a girl at this age. so what was this!!! #he has STUBBLE #+ somebody mentioned in the rbs that this is also trans!remy proof and. omg ur so right #enby thirteen rights #or whatever other headcanons y’all have for ‘em!! #prodigal siblings #prodigal twins

[iooiu]

teens being teens

#i dont think u understand just how funny they r #like 2012 rlly said hmmm lets make them teenagers and then LEFT NO CRUMBS they r MEAN KIDS #they r so rude omg like damn son #some of my fav scenes ugh everyone go watch this show rn rn #it had no bad episodes i loved it so very much #tmnt 2012 #leonardo #michelangelo #raphael #donatello #april o'neil #casey jones #leo #raph #mikey #donnie #no one can deny how funny they r #gotta be my favourite iteration #queue it up

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 84

Amity Park absolutely adores her little ghostling, her little Gatekeeper who was of her own ectoplasm, reborn from her own blood in the center of her new heart. She absolutely adores her baby, practically a newborn, being only a year dead! 

So of course she had to gush and boast about her little phantom to the other city spirits! They all got together to gossip sometimes after all. And both Smallville and Fawcett started to gush about their own little ones back! 

Gosh they should set up a playdate at some point, her little phantom could use some friends in the mortal realm. Well some more friends, three is obviously not enough. Oh, Gotham and Bludhaven have come over as well! It’s a playdate then! 

Now if only each of their world’s timelines were synced up, but at least everyone is around the same age! 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #City Children Au #Prompts #Each city is from a different timeline lol #Bruce is an angy 16 year old vigilante and was Not prepared to be the oldest #Dick hasn't told them his birthday #and isn't revealing he's older than this Bruce by a few months #Clark is just happy to make friends and he brought pie! his ma and him made it! #Dick is wheezing at these itty bitty versions of Bruce and Clark- this is great and hilarious and oh god he has to protect them #Billy is chanting to do it whenever someone has a Bad Idea- He's just become the Champion of Magic & the gods encourage it #Danny is delighted to have more friends and he's not the oldest Or the youngest so yay! #they're having fun #lots of fun in all their timelines and in the realms too #if they get in trouble they call their city-parents #“Alfred says I'm a polite young man. He also says that if someone tries to grab me to use my teeth” #“Sounds about right” “Mood” “Biting is always good” “But what about diseases??” #“Hey Danny you like alien stuff right- do you think you can help me and the others translate this it came from the ship i was on” #“Omg Billy you should teach us mortal magic and we can teach you are stuff” #Dick: I don't wanna be the responsible one so I'm going to encourage them all to be Worse :) #At some point the squad is going to end up in some other timeline and confuse the fuck out of the JL lol #dick grayson #danny fenton #billy batson #clark kent #bruce wayne

[dumbnotstupidfuck]

live husk reaction to hearing angel say he has better options than him

#why was he so gagged omg #this is why I don’t buy ppl who say husk is only somewhat tolerant and friendly with angel bc wtf was this #down bad like actually #huskerdust #husk #angel dust #casinohearts #hazbin hotel

[flyingcakeee]

Oh god I'd pay money for Logan to tell James something super backhanded that gets broadcasted live and be like the next "James, it's Valtteri" because that would be amazing. Like, imagine Logan crosses the line in P9 and he's like, "James, I'm still replaceable, right?" Would pay good money for that.

#Logan is too nice to ever do that tho #he'd be like 'omg guys thanks so much we did it thank you ^^' #like no sir be a fucking bitch. 'not too bad for a second driver' all over again #multi 21 part 2 electric boogaloo #logan sargeant #james vowles #I love James please I just think I'd be so funny #Reddit would be amusing to look at

[wasabi-gumdrop]

dunmeshi modern labru au where Kabru wants to try fromsoft games to understand why they’re so popular.

he gives elden ring a shot and surprise he gets fucking rolled. can’t get past tree sentinel, tries to fight Margit at level 15, put all his stats in intelligence and not enough dex, hasn’t even found a proper staff, picked warrior as his starting class.

he’s ready to uninstall but he paid full price for this game, he’s at least gonna defeat one boss goddammit. so he tries summoning players for aid and just his luck, he summons cooperator WolfChimeraWyvern.

and this cooperator is SO GOOD, he solos Margit without getting hit, and Kabru is just. in awe. so he adds him as a friend.

and that’s how he meets Laios, expert on all things fromsoft (has literally read every item description, knows the most obscure lore by heart, don’t ask him how many hours he’s played, he has all the platinums)

#drops to my knees from cringe #i’m … so Laois in this au #i have the elden ring and bloodborne platinum ): #the only reason i don’t have the platinum for the other games is that i am an adult with a job and i simply do not have time #but consider that Kabru would be too busy at the club #he’d be so bad at these games #he wouldn’t like that he’s bad at something tho so he’d try and try and keep failing lol #and Laios fromsoft boss expert has absolutely no trouble reading the gameplay #he helps other players by soloing Malenia for fun #welcome to my insane mind palace #wasabi rambles #labru #laios touden #kabru of utaya #the funny thing about all of this is that i told a friend a few months ago ‘idk i’m just not that into fantasy’ #🤡 #one thing about me #i will lie about gameplay hours 😭 #elden ring #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #omg … Laios you would love Blaidd’s armour set