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pterribledinosaurdrawings · 19 days

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Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)

I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.

Edit: Hey you don't need to keep copying out the tags, I wrote all the Minty Hellfire lyrics here. And then someone recorded them here.

Also, I think it might technically be a sensitivity rather than an allergy, but whatever it is, toothpaste is not supposed to hurt! If it's burning then that's bad and you should try to find a new one if possible!

#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE!#I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame!#it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the menthol touch my lips‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums!#PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee #HELLFIRE #MINT FIRE #IS ALL THAT I CAN FIND!#I may be! requiired! to order paaaaste oooonline!

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crustaceousfaggot · 8 months

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Crane Wives songs will be like *folk guitar intro* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. I am a wolf in the river. I am worried that I'm too volatile to ever be in a stable relationship. *guitar interlude with some percussion now* ooowoahhhhhhhh ooowaoahhhhh. There is ash in my hair. I am so tired all the time. I think I'm a bad person.

#the crane wives #crane wives #never love an anchor #tongues and teeth #coyote stories #the fool in her wedding gown #emilee petersmark #for the record this is not a dig at all #i adore the crane wives #1k #10k

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a-titty-ninja · 7 months

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#last origin #ラストオリジン #boryeon #gyaru #animal print #big #legs #multicolored hair #navel #swimsuit #teeth smile #thigh highs #tongue #uniform #transparent #official art #mypost #mypost:last origin

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minervas-hand · 16 days

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This is the single most open and joyful moment in the entire 2 seasons and I will *know* that everything is finally fixed and good when we see it again. We MUST see it again.

#that little thing he does with his tongue behind his teeth I can't even #please don't let this babygirl languish without her glee again #I might have to set this as my desktop background just to fight the world #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #good omens

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themapisonfire · 3 months

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the 𐤐𐤏 drawing yesterday didn't feel right, so I made another.

#𐤐𐤏 #Ahp #monster girl #artists on tumblr #illustration #ink #pinup #eye mouth #sharp teeth #long tongue

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inkly-heart · 4 days

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#rasmus #ace #oc #friends #piercings #tongue piercing #br<3ken colors #my art #doodle #sharp teeth

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lovepassionheart · 9 months

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#heartbeat #kissing #love #relationship #relationship goals #passion #love quotes #kiss #build up #desire #tongues and teeth #tongue

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vertigoartgore · 7 months

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90's Venom by Rod Reis.

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cemeterything · 3 months

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i always wake up with a bitten tongue the morning after i've had weed. smoking the shit that makes you autocannibalise.

#🐉#munchies so intense you start doing some ouroboros shit #(its actually because my mouth goes sorta numb and i end up running my tongue over my teeth like a predatory animal)#drugs mention

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hei-n1cky · 4 months

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"Abandon all your stupid dreams

About the girl I could have been, my dear

'Cause in the night I know you burn with feelings

I cannot return, my dear

Oh, my dear"

I feel nostalgic. inspired by @cherri's art for desertduo + crane wives

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a-titty-ninja · 25 days

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#last origin #ラストオリジン #hyena #guns #big #hair over eye #hat #legs #skates #teeth smile #tongue #transparent #official art #mypost #mypost:last origin

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piss-stained-jorts · 10 months

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saw some clown on here whining about other people not liking kissing and reducing it to the gross parts and that it’s indicative of a society that fears flesh (which yes it does but that’s not how to go about making the point) and blah blah fucking blah

anyway instead of being a salty bitch and getting into an internet argument with some stranger I’m gonna be a Big Adult and use my rage and spite to remind all of you that

hating kissing is okay, you’re not weird or broken or a prude,

whether you’re asexual or allosexual it’s fine if you despise swapping spit with another human being, it doesn’t mean you love them any less, and you’re FINE. love is expressed in different ways. humans celebrate each other differently, love comes in different forms, it’s fine if you only want to kiss people you’re close to or not at all or literally anything in-between, and shaming people for hating an act of intimacy is fucked up. show love how you want. enjoy the company of others how you want. you don’t have to see kissing as anything more than the gross parts, and “reducing” it to that or whatever is just as okay as romanticizing it as something more. it’s just some ritual humans made up, and we’re allowed to feel literally any fucking way in the world about it.

live your life. be free.

#kissing #aro #aromantism #asexuality #love #romance #some rando: hating kissing is weird #my kissing repulsed ass: and i took that personally #i don't WANT to feel the meat and slime and teeth of another person i WANT to intertwine my fingers with theirs and lay on their chest #i don't ENJOY the clink of teeth against teeth and the feeling of someone else's spit in my mouth and a slimey squirmy tongue #and if you feel that way you're not weird or invalid god dammit #piss stained rants

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wifeofwolfman · 8 months

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a werewolf known as Mother Tongue.

image description: photos of a needlefelt monster puppet made from wool and aluminum wire. it's a weird werewolf thing with two sections. the first section is a light blue furred wolf head with its maw yawning wide, showing the sky its purple ribbed mouth and wicked teeth. this wolf head walks on four legs, with eight teats and a tail. the oversized, upside down face glares down its snout with yellow eyes, which are framed by a purple border and shadowed with magenta. the second section is the great, abnormal, red tongue sticking out of the maw. it becomes a humanoid body, the legs of the body fused together with the great tongue. the upper body of the red tongue-humanoid is toned, with arms, large spidery hands, and a wolfish head, its small yellow eyes, also framed by a purple border and shadowed with magenta. you could say this creature is a tongue body that can sits in its large quadruped maw body, almost like if a deity and its throne, both built from aspects of wolves, were one entity of flesh and fur.

#needlefelt #werewolf #felting #fiber art #furryart #needle felting #soft sculpture #creature #creaturedesign #werewolfmonday #wifeofwolfman art #body horror #nudity #maw horror #teeth horror #tongue horror

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turtletoria · 8 months

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