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cvntyworld · 1 month

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wasteland survival guide ( maximus )

summary: you didn't trust easy, but the unconscious man on your porch was way too pretty to let die, and you were way too curious as to why someone from that cult known as the brotherhood would have collapsed on your door in need of help and expecting you to help was an even more insane point of view.

contents: usual fallout shenanigans, violence, gore, black cat and golden retriever energy, max has a tooth lodged in his shoulder like he does in the show, reader pointed a gun at max, awkward tensions as max doesn't know what tf he's doing, fast burn, kissing, ect...

dedicated to: @fallout-girl219

You've learned two things about the man who you found collapsed on your front porch, his name is Maximus, Max for short, and he was a part of the brotherhood of steel, a cult, in your honest opinion.

Why you had helped him, you still weren't sure about that just yet, maybe it was the fact he was in the way and you would have to step over him every time you entered your house or exited it. You would have to listen to his cries of complaint, desperate for help as his sleeve became a red stain from the wound in his arm. So you decided to help, for once, you had plenty of stim packs and he would get better in no time with one of them. You had dragged him inside pathetically, nearly tripping on the final step when you finally got him into your house.

He had a tooth lodged in his shoulder, rotten and yellow, you had removed it with tweezers and stuck the needle from the stim pack into the open wound and then after seconds, he had woken up with a jolt whilst you turned your back for a mere second, too busy shoving the box back into your cabinet and locking it.

You had heard the thump and turned sharply, your gun pointed at the man who had fallen off your coach with a painful groan, clutching his arm as he sat up and stared at you with a look of worry when he saw the gun you're pointing right at his head. He held his hands up, as you continued to point your weapon, "If I lower this, you're not gonna try anything stupid, are you?" He shakes his head, staring widely as you lowered the gun and in turn held out your hand for him to take, he was surprised at your strength, managing to get him onto his feet with a single pull of his hand.

He was suddenly in your space and so you step back, a little cautious of his taller frame, he could win a fight if he'd chosen to be hostile, but instead he had held out a hand for you to shake to which you agreed. "Thanks for uhh... not letting me die on your porch." He says with a wave of awkwardness in his tone, "I'm Max, Maximus." You let go of his hand with a shrug, "I'm Y/N." You were quick to reply, and he nodded at you with a smile.

"Well, thank you, Y/N, for your hospitality... You don't get a lot of that these days, especially towards brotherhood of steel members." You shrug at him dismissively, sitting down on your worn out couch, "I'm not the biggest fan, no offence, but, I'm not that cruel, I wouldn't leave your ass to bleed out in my yard." He tried to laugh, but your dislike towards the brotherhood made him frown with a look of disappointment. "I don't mean to pry but why do you dislike them? Surely there's a reason." You shrug out of laziness, and turn to face him, "Well, for one, it is such a cult full of military wannabes who think they're gonna save the world or something like that when what they're actually doing is making shit ten times worse." Max was taken aback by your words, sure there were a few truths to your words but the first point made him forget what else had been said so far.

"The brotherhood isn't a cult."

The two of you grew silent, Max had a frown on his face, offended at your words, and then after fully letting it sink in what he had said, you laughed. Your lungs burned out from the breaths you inhaled, trying to get air as you had continued to laugh at his reaction and his words and the man in front of you went even further to prove how you'd offended him by crossing his arms. "What's so funny?" Is the first thing he asks when you finally calm down and it finally makes you turn to him with a shrug, "Most people who are in a cult usually don't know they're in one." Max's lips part to speak and then he falters, "That's a very good point but the brotherhood still isn't a cult."

"It definitely is." You reply bored, "No, it isn't!" He fires at you with an annoyance. "You know, considering I saved your life, the least you can do is agree with me." You're aware he's becoming a little annoyed by you disagreeing with him and so he stands up, "I'm gonna go now." You nod at him, "That would be great, thank you!"

He hovers in place, "I'm leaving now!" He says but still is unmoving, looking rather unsure when you crossed your arms and raised a brow at him, "The doors right there, I'd see you out but I gotta clean this blood off my couch." At your words, Max frowns and glances at the door, "I'll get going then!" He moves a few steps towards the door and then pauses when you scoff, "You've yet to get out of my house, you lost your sense of direction, pal?"

"Can I kiss you?" He asks randomly, "Excuse me?" You're quick to ask with a raised brow. "Can I kiss you?" He asks again, this time a little more awkwardly. "Thought there's some sort of rule in your cult, no sex before marriage or something like that?" He shakes his head, "We're allowed but the brotherhood doesn't exactly allow girls to join us back at base, it's forbidden." He explains and then stares at you suddenly with wide eyes, "Oh, my god, it is a cult!" He exclaims and you laugh breathily, "Told you so..." Max takes a step closer to you now, toe to toe, as he looks at you softly, "Can I still kiss you, even though I'm in a cult?" He asks unsurely and you answer by pressing your soft lips to his, catching him off guard as he suddenly rocked back onto his heels slightly when you parted your lips, a grin on your features at his flustered face, "That answer your question?"

"Yes, yes it does."

#fallout #fallout tv show #fallout tv series #maximus fallout #fallout maximus #maximus x reader #maximus #we need more max fics out here #he's literally a sweetheart

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boozenboze · 1 year

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*distant shouting once again*

You have full ability to reject this!

Can we get a Task Force 141 with Male Reader that's a Naga (basically a person that has a snake body below the waist instead of legs) They can transform their body from human to Naga form

The Task Force gets sent to retrieve info, while they're told someone was the demolition with no other info then their callsign being 'COBRA', yes in all caps, and not to attack the one with a blue (darkish) vest.

They run into them just ripping someone diagonally in half with their bare hands. After tearing out their victim's vocal cords with their mouth. While crushing someone into a pancake with their giant tail.

The reader is really nice btw, just a sweet Boi.

Thank You great work btw!

Snake

TF 141 x Naga!Male reader

COBRA a man in a deep blue vest.That was some of the only information that 141 had received from Laswell before leaving for the mission.The man had no other information,no name,no picture,anything that you’d expect to be on a persons file about them wasn’t there.

“Your saying not to attack this guy,why exactly?”Gaz asked as Laswell sighed on her end.

“I’ll explain later,and just a heads up if you hear slithering at any point just stay low alright?”Laswell spoke in a firm tone which made them know she was being dead serious.

“Alright Laswell,were going out.”Price said as Laswell didn’t respond, seemingly had left her laptop.

“Alright y’all heard the woman lets move.”Price said as Gaz walked swiftly behind him as well as Ghost and Soap.

“Laswell said we have to get to third floor,thats where the documents should be eh?”Gaz asked as Soap responded.

“Yeah she did.Say don’t ya think its weird we haven’t any enemies?”Soap asked as the four of them hid behind a corner.They were about to keep going until they heard a few screams,a slam and gunshots.

Ghost had peeked down the hallway they previously came from and heard a faint slithering sound.

“What the hell...?”Ghost muttered as he saw something in the corner of his eye.A tail, a snakes tail to be exact.The thing sbout it was that it didn’t look like a normal sized one it was huge.The tail moved making it’s way down the other hallway of the building.

“Captain there something(someone) over there.”Ghost mentioned as Price turned his way.He waved his hand signaling them to follow him as they wen back down the hallway they had came from.They were about to ambush the person but froze in place at what they were witnessing.An h/c haired male holding a soilder upside down,as another soilder was being crushed by the mans pure black tail.

“Just tell me where the files are and I may let you die painlessly.”COBRA spoke with venom lacing his voice.The guy didn’t say anything and only stared in fear as the males pupils sharpened before grabbing his other leg and ripping him in half.His intestines and guts all spilled out of him and 141 watched in horror.The man in the dark blue vest,standing right in front of them just ripped a fully grown adult in half.They could only watch as the other soilder continued to squirm in the males grip.COBRA tightened the grip he had with his tail as the mans face visibly turned red.Blood poured out of his eyes before his head blew clean off.

“I think im gonna throw up.”Gaz whispered as he covered gis mouth and clenched his stomach in nausea.Soap wanted to pass out as Ghost could only stare with wide eyes.Price never saw anything like this.A man whose lower body is built like a snake wasn’t anything normal.At least it wasn’t normal to him.The man let out an audible sigh as his form began to shrink.He was now normal sized,previously standing at atleast 7 feet tall and now being 5’6, now that his build was more human like.The male stood there for a moment before turning around only to be met with looks of horror,awe and confusion.

“Uhh....Hi?”

I’ll be making another part to this

#gay #male reader #cod x male reader #gaz x male reader #lgbtq #male y/n #mw2 x male reader #soap x male reader #captain price x male reader #ghost x male reader

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arcadekitten · 29 days

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Is Rune, Embry’s parents and Mamfusa (If that’s her name… uhh:.. Necrotary’s mom) older than Reginald by ALOT?

Since during the game Here for Sweethearts, we seen Reginald and Mary etc.

But we haven’t seen the parent crew as their ‘teen selves’

Or is it another ‘timeline’ like where Ryo isn’t a full scare crow during trick or treating and where Embry had that basement monster?

!SPOILERS FOR BLACKOUT HOSPITAL!

(Also a funny comment, when Reginald in Black out Hospital said ‘that isn’t Mary’ my jaw dropped- like ‘TF YOU MEAN THAT’S NOT MARY?? Red Hair ✅ Big beautiful red eyes✅ Amazing hair ✅… WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT’S NOT MARY?!’ And then we find out he was just lying- but that plot was Amazing.

It depends on what you define by a lot! (Also I'm not sure why Reginald is the example character which leads me to clarify Reginald is still in the same age group as his peers and there's no confirmation he's the oldest)

Also the characters chosen for Here for Sweethearts were characters intended to have important roles or more plot relevance in later games. Many character's parents were not chosen because they are not as important as the ones featured.

When it comes to the parents ages I usually intentionally leave them pretty ambiguous. I don't mind too harshly whether they are seen as older parents or younger parents, as again many of them are not as important as the characters they are parenting

#which is not to say that parents stop being people once they become parents or anything #but like a character like rune is more important than embrys still unnamed mother #yknow?#ask

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theplatypusblue · 2 months

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COMPILING ALL LEGENDS OF CHIMA SEASON 1 THOUGHTS BELOW THE READ MORE (super long post, written as I was watching)

(I can be a little mean but I promise I’m having fun lol)

Episodes 1 + 2:

Man this shits super boring.

Idk if I can get behind craggers plot line tbh. He’s too much of a dumbass for me to really root for him.

The lore seems really cool so far. I like the settings and the stuff about the legend beasts.

Like?? Forest full of trees that just fall down all the time? Epic.

Legend beasts are especially cool cuz it means this is how Chima characters react when seeing a regular ass lion for the first time:

Episode 3:

Man Laval really fucked everything up.

I have a feeling all of cragger’s dumbass-ness, like, transferred over to laval and now we’re gonna be seeing him making all the dumbass decisions

The only thing I really care about here is the b-plot about Gorzan and his flower. More engaging than the main plot

Episode 4:

Prediction about Laval replacing Cragger as the resident dumbass seems to be coming true

Gorzan is quickly becoming my favorite.

Oh hey look it’s the beavers!! I remember they show up in that one episode of ninjago. I had zero context for what they were all about then but now I know!!

Episode 5:

The gorilla tribe seems like the most chill out of everyone. Gorillas 👍

Can I just say I hate the fucking skunk. He sucks.

Honestly kind of a nothing episode

Episode 6:

Eagle spire does that cool thing where all the buildings are built on super scary precipices. There’s literally a post going around about this exact thing but I can’t find it rn

Oh so the eagles are just a bunch of nerds. A little weird I guess(?) I feel like eagles are usually symbols of strength n stuff so that’s different. It’s giving cloud kingdom.

“Wing girl” tf kinda nickname??

Apparently the ravens are double crossing everyone but I have not been paying close enough attention to what’s going on to really process that

Ok so it was all an extremely convoluted way for the crocs to get everyone to fight each other. And the ravens tried to profit but they’re kinda stupid so nothing really worked out for anyone

Episode 7:

Purble moon??? Epic

Man the bears are so epic just like me fr

Nooo don’t mess w the gorillas they’re so chill :(

I am entirely uninterested in the 100 year full moon skunk fart lore. Sorry.

It’s a little strange and maybe I’m hallucinating but I feel like the animation has has somehow gotten better?? Like the lighting or smthn…. Or the facial expressions???

Oh….. skunk fart lore is plot relevant………

Now that I’m thinking… is that the only skunk in chima?? Cuz rn it looks like just the one guy

Episode 8:

Oh it’s a big boy chi

There’s a fucking peacock?? Don’t know how to spell his name. So wait if he wins who does the chi go to?? He gets it all to himself?

Oh wait nvm it’s probably a cragger thing. Mr. Peacock comes back after retirement or w/ever in order to do some evil shit with the crocs I get it I get it

Gorzan I love you

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT GUY?? Is it a pig? A warthog??? It’s giving Mr. E vibes.

Man idk this episode is structured rlly weirdly. Nothing really fit together very well. It’s alright tho.

Episode 9:

GORILLA EPISODE?? Let’s go dude

It funny cuz I feel like gorillas aren’t actually this mellow irl

STOP FUCKING WITH THE GORILLAS CRAGGER I’LL KILL YOU

Oh hey it’s our mystery mans. Oh nevermind he left again.

There are balloon plants?? Oh yeah those are the things they were using in the other episode. Sorry I wasn’t paying attention to anything else that happened.

Episode 10:

Uhh I forgot to take notes while watching uhhh

The fox guy was cute. I like a little fox guy

This episode managed to make me feel a little bad for cragger!! He wants to do a good job but he kinda sucks at everything :(

It also made me confused abt cruller!!! What are you doing w ur life girl!!!!

Kinda messed up how the wolves had to serve the crocodiles tho… probly for the best she threw away that pledge

If Laval’s dad is right when he says they’re not gonna race for chi for a long time, I’m guessing they’re not gonna do any more racing episodes for some time. That’s fine honestly.

WAIT THAT RHINO GUY’S DYING. Oh nvm. This whole situation is cringe I hope it’s a one-off thing….

Also I forgot everyone thinks craggers parents are dead but really they’re just chilling in that canyon. Kinda funny actually

Episode 11:

Oh man the wolves are fucking everything up

“We all gotta stay here till the walls are fixed” bruh just call the beavers or smthn

Man what is the deal with this shadow wind dude.

If there’s one similarity I could point out with ninjago, it’s all this talk abt ~the balance~. I guess it makes sense since they take place in the same universe, technically

These bears are so cute lol napping does solve everything so true

Episode 12:

Jets travel super fast in the air. If they’re going through a storm Laval should totally be dead by now

Cragger is setting boundaries!! We love to see it. Cruller is acting pretty cringe. In her ~~girlfailure era~~

Is Laval gonna fall in this gorge?? Oh yeah he’s gonna fall in this gorge

Noooo Gorzans underwear is gonna tear

It’s a little sweet how Laval still wants to help out cragger

Episode 13:

I guess I’m still not super into cragger but I pity him a little. He’s trying his best but he’s just a bit stupid. And also his sister sucks ass

Okay. So she may be cringe but cruller is living her best(-ish) life.

That wolf is wearing a really cute apron

Man they were bringing up Shadow wind earlier and I thought they were gonna reveal their identity but now I’m a bit disappointed…

Laval is being peak dumbass rn I kinda like it. “The warm milk of oppression” lol

Pretty cute finale tbh

That’s where Tubi says season 1 ends, so i think I’ll just stop here for now. I guess they’ll bring up craggers parents next season?? For now they’re still stuck chilling in that canyon.

I definitely feel like it’s a show that doesn’t have super strong characters. I think it would better if the show leaned more into the world it’s created instead, if that makes sense. Maybe later the character writing will improve a little bit, and I’ll changed my tune. But!! Who knows. I’m having fun with it.

Idk when I’ll get to season 2, cuz I get super busy sometimes (I started this one a couple months ago but couldn’t finish it till now ugh) but I do want to continue watching!! Eventually!!!

#lego shows #chima liveblog thing #for reference I’m coming at this from the perspective of someone who’s pretty much only watched ninjago #so far the two shows seem pretty similar and that not a bad thing!! I try not to compare them too much but they def have similar ideas #going on behind the scenes or whatever. if that makes sense #I debated main tagging this and I don’t think I’m gonna do it….. idk

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henriiiii-1001 · 4 months

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( John Sparks and George Banks making Six feel like he's sane again ) *invading church* G : DUDE! YOU GOTTA HELP, JOHN GOT STUCK IN THE FENCE! S : What? G : JOHN GOT STUCK IN THE FENCE! S : *turns to Luci* L : *puts two fingers up and disappears* S : .... Fine, I'll help

-le epic timeskip-

Six, seeing John's situation : Oh okay J : You two gonna help me or not?! S : How tf did you get your neck stuck in the fence anyway? J : It was a dare by my mother S : ....

-Six manages to get John's neck out of the fence but now they're gonna make the rest of his night unbearable-

J : So what's your name btw? Six, thinking of a fake name in 2 seconds : Uh.. Sullivan! G : Like that story of the big ass man who got stuck in the island with the miniature tiny people? S : Is- Is that supposed to be an insult? J : Definitely a compliment, usually he says much worse than just that S : Huh Oh and btw, the man's name was Gulliver, not Sullivan G : .... I'm hopeless

-12 seconds later-

J : Oh wait, we forgot to ask, what's your age? S : Why? G : We need to know if you're the grandson or the grandpa S : OK I'm.... 29! J : Booo that number sucks! G : You're headed to retirement already lmao S : :(

-21 seconds to later- S : Sooo, are you best friends or just regular friends? Cause you seem pretty close John, turning around to G : Ten seconds before midnight- Hi George, let's be friends *George has chosen violence* J : OW! WTF DUDE?! Help, he's trying to shove his fist in my nose! G : I'm sorry! J : What are you sorry about?! G : That I'm almost 19 and your birthday was only 2 months ago! J : You hate me because my birthday is on November?! G : Yes! Because I hate every month that don't include vacations! S : Oh good lord- Guys, stop that! Stop that! -le epic timeskip-

S : Okay, now that you two have ceased your crazy fight, you apologize! :D J : ... G : ... I don't know S : Are you afraid of being vulnerable? G : I only have one fear S : And that is...? G : That the police will find out what I did in 1988 S : Uhh.... J : He's a wanted criminal in 40 states

-le epic timeskip part 2-

G : Jo is immune to alternates because his house is a labyrinth. Just his living room has 1 million boxes everywhere- J : I'm moving! G : The alternates just walk into his house and are like "what the fuck is this place?" J : I'm moving, man! It's not my fault! S : Why Mandela of all counties? J : So me and my wife can perform tax evasion and not have a police constantly hunting us down S : ... G : Once he finally gets a woman to like him lol Six, mentally : (This some big brain moment)

-1 hour later-

Six : John, I'm getting really worried cause all you bought at the convenience store was like, two bags full of energy drinks and a weeks worth of potato chips J : It's my diet G : In case you couldn't tell, he's addicted to unhealthy shit J : To me every person above 20 is an asshole, so I'm on my slow but steady trip of dying of a heart attack before my 20th birthday S : That's- That's your goal in life? J : Yep! Maybe- Maybe when I go down to hell, Satan will name me "stupid of the year" S : Yeah, I'll call him and ask him to do that J : Will I get a bronze star for 'stupid of the year'? G : You're gonna get the fucking golden star J : That's my fucking dream S : He's gonna put a golden star sticker right in the middle of your forehead that says "stoopid of the year" J : Yay! :D

(silliness taking over me be like)

no idea who these guys are but this is cute! not sure if six would help a bunch of teenagers out of the blue (esp if they're trying to break into st gabriel's. if that's where they are) , but one can dream

#station interviews #mandela catalogue #gabriel peacing tf out is so in character tho ngl DFVGBHN #and six making fake names that start w “s” makes sense. thats how i came up w my irl name :D

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v--143 · 8 months

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helloo! man i saw ur blog from the tag "tickleoctober" (how tf did i write that twrod okay anyways) and like ur writing very well storys from the stray kids! i aint actually a fan of em but like i like their songs so i kinda enjoyed thpse fics (≧∇≦) - its kinda rare for me reading REAL ppls tickle fics but woa they aint that bad actually! Σ(°ロ°) thanks for making those! i saw that u were a fan of horror movies so uhh i have a request if you dont mind.. do you know gong yoo? gong ji cheol is his full name! he's an actor and is in the movies/show : train to busan, the silent sea, goblin the lonely and great god, squid game etc. LIKE I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR LIKE 2 YEARS TO FIND HIM IN A TICKLE FIGHT WITH LEE DONG WOOK thats his best friend! he did alot of interviews or blind dates with him and oh my BOTH OF EM ARE SUCH A GIGGLY MESS WJAAA. but still my fav is gong yoo! Hes so silly and childish for a grown man AHSUWHGS! so i wanted to request lee!gong yoo, and ler!dong wook?? (wait i start to think, is this illegal? writing some things from REAL actors..Σ(°△°|||)) anyways yeah sorry i didnt think it would be so long but feel free to ignore! Have a great day (≧∇≦)

YOU ARE THE SWEETESTTT AWWW

I LOOOVE getting long asks I loved reading this AHH YES I am so glad you like the fics!! And I’m SO glad you also enjoy Stray Kids my boys I adore them ☺️ I really do suggest diving deeper into their music and personalities! They’re VERY funny and make some great loud music for when you need some hyping up!!! Lmk if you need any video/song recs ;)

It made me happy to see that I was able to sorta get you to read something you don’t typically read!! 🥹🥹 I’m glad you enjoyed!!!!!!

And YES I ADORE horror movies, much like Hereditary, Midsommar, It Lives Inside, US, Get Out… you get the gist 😁

I don’t know muuuuch about that actor but I looked him up and yeah he is in Train to Busan! My friends have seen it and I still have to ^^ but he looks like a sweetheart. Once I look more into him and his friend I’ll gladly write something along those lines! I will be a little busy for the next few days (academics ☹️) but when I get the chance I will look into it for u ☺️

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transformers-mosaic · 1 year

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Transformers: Mosaic - The End of the Beginning...

Originally posted on May 31st, 2008

Cover A Art - Andrew Griffith Cover A Colours - Joana Lafuente Cover B - David C. Ayling Cover C - Dylan Gibson Cover D - Javier Reyes

deviantART | Seibertron | TFW2005 | BotTalk

wada sez: In February 2008, to celebrate the first anniversary of the Mosaic project, van Reyk and Knowler announced a special event, asking people to submit strips for “the mother-of-all web comics, a real anthology” set after the then-recent Megatron Origin, each featuring a different character, which would all be posted in a single batch. In total, they received a whopping 42 submissions, requiring them to release the strips in six batches. For whatever reason, after the first batch, each batch was uploaded to deviantART with its strips in the reverse order—an ordering later reflected in Seibertron’s archive’s numbering. Because these are standalone strips by different writers, I’ve decided to avoid the headache and simply follow Seibertron’s numbering. And to give each strip a bit more room to breathe, I’ve made the decision to re-serialise them at the usual rate of one per day, so, uhh... get ready for a lot of Megatron Origin! The event was accompanied by a few covers, which I’ve collected here. Headliners Andrew Griffith and Joana Lafuente were, at this point, still fanartists, coming up on their IDW debuts. Does the name Dylan Gibson seem familiar? It should! He's the artist of "The Beast Within", the infamous Metrodome DVD pack-in comic—any doubts over his technical skill should be put to rest by this striking piece. See below for a mirrored version of van Reyk and Knowler’s announcement with stipulations for submissions, along with clean art for a couple of the covers.

“The End of the Beginning.” TF: Mosaic’s first birthday.

Transformers Mosaic will be celebrating its first birthday in June, 2008, and we need YOUR help to celebrate. Our plan is to create the mother-of-all web comics, a real anthology composed of numerous individual Mosaics.

1. Each Mosaic must be set in IDWniverse, just after the events of IDW’s “Megatron; Origin.” 2. Each Mosaic must focus on a unique character (First in, first served), and must tell the story of their early days in the war and how it has affected them. 3. Anyone wishing to get involved must be a member of Transformers: Mosaic and the IDW forums. 4. All scripts must have a complete creative team (writer, artists, colourist, letterer) established before they are submitted. 5. Each piece must have at least 2 people involved in each Mosaic, not including letters. You can not write, draw and colour the whole thing. 6. You are only allowed to be involved in three different pieces. 7. Letterers may work on as many pieces as they can. 8. Scripts must be submitted by end of March, clearly stating all members involved. 9. Once approved, art must be completed by the end of May. Please do not submit scripts if this deadline can not be met. 10. Completed pieces are to be emailed to [email protected] and are not to be displayed anywhere until they’ve been posted by TF: Mosaic. 11. Finished piece should be approximately 850 X 1300, and should contain "TRANSFORMERS: MOSAIC", title and full credits. 12. All art should be in .jpg format. 13. Josh van Reyk & Shaun Knowler have final say on all scripts. 14. All pieces will be released on June 18th, 2008.

Some come and help us celebrate what has been a fantastic first year!

-Josh van Reyk & Shaun Knowler.

#Transformers #Transformers Mosaic #Maccadam #IDW Transformers #The End of the Beginning...#Andrew Griffith #Joana Lafuente #David C. Ayling #Dylan Gibson #Javier Reyes #official creator #too many bots to tag #Megatron #Sentinel Prime

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princess-pill-enjoyer · 2 years

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Misc: Small changes on my page

Maybe I'm the only one that's super attached to my pfp now HAHAHA

It's one of my favorite pictures of Juice. Dude was just chilling Plus the hoodie cool I woulda jacked TF out that mess if I ever met him in person. I dont even care. It could be a whole ass concert going on and if I woulda saw it I would be TELEPORTING to get that shit 💀💀💀

Anyway, I'm gonna change it something different. It's a favorite sure but I feel like it's hard to tell it's him + it's not centered and that been annoying me ever since I noticed

it'll be between these. uhh i don't know how I'm gonna choose but I will eventually. don't ask me why I have that many pictures of him cause I couldn't even tell you LMAOO

Ah this is gon sound so pathetic and I know I'm partially this hype about him cause it's become something me and R mutually enjoy but I wish I coulda met him. I won't lie to me his music isn't so so groundbreaking as some make it out to be imo. But even with that.. I dunno. It was nice to hear something negative about drugs for once you know? A lot of artists I listen to that talk about that sort of thing make it like its a flex. Not to say he doesn't lmao. But I like that I can listen to one song about him acting like codeine is the most amazing substance ever known to man but within the next song acknowledge that his addiction is a problem even with it feeling like its helping.

Plus, I appreciate the variety in his sound. I feel there's this weird.. standard? i dunno. Im used to the sad songs always having to be slow and traditional instruments and all that. I like that I can jump into a slow song about him thinking about his past and then the next I can go into a hype song about him needing to change before its too late

I'm not religious atp and maybe I just haven't found the religion that speaks to me. But if the Christians were right about there being a second world where everyone just chills for the rest of eternity, I hope I can see him there. His songs mean a lot to me now. Some of being small, some of it being a huge part of me now, but overall I just wish I could give him my words of appreciation

Shit makes me really sad. I wish he would've had more time in the spotlight. He's still a household name anyway but it sucks that he can't see just how big he is nowadays

ah see this is why I never talk about why I like Juice cause everytime I do I circle back to him going too soon and I tear up. I'm glad he got to live a cushy life for a little bit at least. I know he got hella money just from Lucid Dreams alone

HA aww that reminds me of this one interview where he was just like.. yeah.. that shit wasn't a big deal like hat 💀

LIKE??'

mf you made one of the most iconic and recognizable songs of our gen and you gon fr say that

He also said he ain't even like the song like that but that I can't fault him on. He didn't get enough time to show his full scope smh. I wish he couldve made ore stuff so he could move past the dude-that-made-Lucid-Dreams title he had

I've gotten better with it but it's still CRUSHING to think about. Shit is still mindboggling

Edit: I ended up coming across this picture and it made the choice obvious. I feel like I don't have too too many pictures of him cheesing so it's always stood out to me. I remember at the time I didn't even like land of darkness like that but I kept listening to it cause the picture was so sweet. Dude looked hella happy :)

Tho.. mb for lying. was not the plan T^T

#misc

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idlemarginalia · 1 year

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I have big feelings about rogue squadron

and just finished listening to book 3 in the series but I want to get some ideas and thoughts down before I go back to my Black Library books. Spoilers for a series of 25 year old books that are so non-canon the protagonist doesn't even get wiki articles.

The sound design, quality of voice acting and usage of SFX in these audiobooks is astounding. I've listened to audio dramas before that did similar things but typically they can only be a few hours long due to the obvious budget constraints of having not just a narrator but a full cast of VAs. The fact that Random House Audio is putting this much money into 10+ hour long books is astounding and makes the experience so much more enjoyable.

Having Starscream from TF prime as one of the lead antagonists makes me giggle and smile every time that poor fucker Loor just digs himself deeper and deeper into trouble.

I appreciate that the new republic is portrayed as falling into the same pitfalls all revolutionary governments deal with. They can't actually handle proper governance, have to compromise on their morals to retain power, rely on the infrastructure of the old regime and immediately put a horrible drug cartel monster into a position of authority.

It kind of sucks that the only ships they really talk about in detail are X-wings, but I know that in-universe it just makes sense to keep a squadron cohesive with matching vehicles for ease of maintenance/strategic planning. I am also aware that the Alphabet squadron books exist but frankly the name is so stupid I would need to see a decent review of the books to even check them out in passing.

Having the protagonist of a star wars book spend like a chapter or two dragging around a dead fat guy to use as a trap-checking tool like some 80s DnD adventuring party is wild.

Having the protagonist of a star wars book take 3 books to not only get a lightsaber but even be offered the chance to prestige class into jedi AND THEN TURN IT DOWN is ballsy and I appreciate the hustle.

If Tattooine is the space-wild west (Arizona, Nevada, California) then it sounds like the Ryloth is basically space-wild west (Juarez, Chihahua)

I wish they had done more with the asshole imperial officer from the mirror array, his only mention in the third book is that his shipspotting diary was a dead end for some clues related to the big court case.

Speaking of, having the vast majority of book three revolve around a court case was, uhh, certainly a decision. I sure bet that when that book was originally written the Stackpool knew damn well this wasn't going to be the end of the series.

#star wars #books #audio books #rogue squadron

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confusions-shed-of-ideas · 2 years

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Cyrus' Chapter 1, Badly Summarised

(I have holiday homework to do but it can wait so let's do this y'all)

Cyrus: Hi my name is Cyrus Albright and I’m a scholar

Cyrus: I teach at the Royal Academy because that’s my job

Cyrus: Hello students let me tell you about the history of Atlasdam

Cyrus: It’s very old and very cool

Cyrus: But do you know what else is very old and very cool??

Cyrus: Therese, can you tell me the name of this city?

Therese: Uhhh...

Cyrus: It’s okay you don’t have to get all flustered because you don’t know an answer, you can just look it up in your book

(We stan positive teacher energy, y’all heard the man it’s okay to not know an answer to a question)

Therese: Oh okay I found it it’s called Hornburg

Cyrus: Good job! Now about Hornburg, *yadda yadda yadda teacher lecture thing* okay now Your Highness can you tell me how many clans lived in the Flatlands at the time of Atlasdam’s founding

Princess Mary: Back in those days, there were eight clans which lived in the Flatlands.

(Full sentence answer too. You go girl)

Cyrus: Correct! Now- *insert more teacher lecture because I’m not summarising his entire lecture*

Cyrus: Oh would you look at the time, class is over remember to read these chapters before the next lesson okay bye

---

Guard: Hello Professor I have a letter that says you’ve been allowed access into the Academy’s special archives

Cyrus: How splendid! It is an honour to finally be given the permission to see these archives

Cyrus: *internally* Finally it’s reading time I’m gonna read every single book inside that freaking archive right now

Therese: Oh damn there’s Professor Albright I’m gonna hide behind this staircase and wait til he comes down to I can talk to him

Princess Mary: Oh hello Professor Albright

Therese: Goddammit

Princess Mary: I’d like to ask some questions about today’s lecture

Cyrus: Oh of course! Please make it quick though I have to go speedrun the special archives

*Insert academic talk about Hornburg here*

Therese: Aw I suppose I could talk to him another time

Cyrus: Oh hello there Therese did you have a question for me as well

Therese: Oh uhh no Professor 0-0 *runs tf out*

Cyrus: ??? Ah kids these days

---

*At the library because hell yeah reading*

Cyrus: Hello Mercedes is it okay if I check out a book

Mercedes: Sure! Alright have fun reading

*In the special archives*

Cyrus: Oh no the book I wanted to read isn’t here

Cyrus: Where is it

Mercedes: Professor the Headmaster wants to see you

Cyrus: Aw alright but I think the book I mentioned before has gone missing could you take a look at that for me

Mercedes: Sure thing

---

*At the headmaster’s office*

Cyrus: Hello Headmaster Yvon

Headmaster Yvon: Cyrus what in the gods’ names were you thinking when you published that treatise

Cyrus: What

Headmaster Yvon: You cited one of the texts in the special archives

Cyrus: Why of course I did because academic dishonesty is very very bad

Headmaster Yvon: The texts in the archive are very important to us and I will not have you spreading its knowledge around like this

Cyrus: Sir with all due respect this is a school that’s what we do

Headmaster Yvon: Cyrus stfu

Cyrus: Okay fine I’m sorry it won’t happen again

Headmaster Yvon: Also I heard that the special archives were closing early today so do your research quickly if you need to

Cyrus: Headmaster why do you hate me

---

*Some time later*

Therese: Hello Headmaster

Headmaster Yvon: Hello Therese

Therese: There’s something I need to tell you

*Insert suspicious vibes here*

---

*Back at the archives*

Mercedes: Hello Professor I could not find the tome

Cyrus: Maybe it was stolen

Mercedes: Professor there’s no way anyone could take a book out of these archives because that’s strictly forbidden

Cyrus: Seems like we have a mystery on our hands

Mercedes: You know what fine I won’t stand in your way of this since you seem very determined

Cyrus: Alright now it’s ✨detective time✨

---

*The scrutinising begins*

(Amongst a bunch of other people, Cyrus encounters a scholar called Russell)

Russell: Hi my name’s Russell I don’t have a key but ngl I understand why someone would steal a book it is worth a lot of value after all. I myself am in debt so I’d be pretty desperate. Not saying I did it though

Cyrus: Okay

*A session of scrutinising later*

Cyrus: It all makes sense now. See, only two people have the keys to the special archives: the headmaster and the guardsmen. The headmaster stated that he hasn’t been to the archives, and by the looks of it, the key was covered in dust. This shows that the key hasn’t been used in a long time. Due to this information, we can conclude that it was the guard’s key that was used to access the special archives during this theft. Besides, the guard guarding the library has been sleeping on duty, which is most suspicious and would allow someone to take the key.

Cyrus: But the culprit cannot be the guard because he has no further motif. Someone who would do this would be someone who knows the true value of the tome they stole. So it would be a scholar such as myself.

Cyrus: And someone who is very much in need of what the tome holds...

Cyrus: Alright so according to my conclusions Russell is sus

Cyrus: So people have been saying that Russell does his experiments underground now

Cyrus: Oh look it’s an entrance to what seems like an underground lab

---

*In the underground lab*

Cyrus: RUSSELL

Russell: Oh damn it’s Professor Albright

Russell: Can you please leave and mind your own business

Cyrus: Sorry I would’ve knocked but you didn’t have a door

Cyrus: Anyways I believe you heard that a tome was stolen from the special archives

Russell: I have no idea what you’re talking about

Cyrus: I literally scrutinised you earlier

Russell: Oh fu-

Cyrus: Now now, we can all go back to the Academy and talk about this-

Russell: Fight me

Cyrus: What

*Insert epic boss fight here*

Cyrus: Oh it seems we’ve won

Russell: I just wanted to sell the book please I’m broke

Cyrus: You steal knowledge when you call yourself a scholar. Quite disappointing

---

*Back at the archives*

Mercedes: Oh hey Cyrus you did it

Mercedes: Russell confessed to the rest of his crimes so we can just go and buy the books that he stole back

Cyrus: Say, this other missing book called From the Far Reaches of Hell-

*Lightning strikes and thunder sounds ominously in the distance because special effects*

Mercedes: Oh lol Russell didn’t steal that one it’s been gone for 15 years

Cyrus: 15 YEARS?? Oh damn we have to find it-

Headmaster’s Assistant: Professor Albright the Headmaster would like to see you at once

Cyrus: Yeah at this point I actually think he hates me

---

*At the headmaster’s office*

Headmaster Yvon: Hello Cyrus so we received a report that you were having an affair with the Princess

Cyrus: I’m sorry WHAT

(To be clear, he was not, it was just a rumour)

Cyrus: Headmaster please tell me you don’t actually believe this

Headmaster Yvon: I want to believe you but you know rumours like these can pose of great danger to both your reputation and the reputation of Her Highness the Princess

Headmaster’s Assistant (Lucia): What if we just put him on extended leave and say he’s doing fieldwork somewhere else

Headmaster Yvon: This way both the Academy and your reputation will remain intact

Cyrus: With all due respect- Wait actually I could roll with this because of the missing book

Cyrus: Good day to you all I must embark on a journey

Headmaster Yvon and Lucia: Wait what

---

*Outside the Academy*

Therese: Professor!

Cyrus: Oh hello Therese

Therese: Holy crap Professor I heard you were leaving I’m so sorry-

Cyrus: Oh so you spread that rumour

Therese: You were just spending so much time with the Princess and I wanted you to pay more attention to me but I didn’t think things would escalate like this I’m so sorry-

Cyrus: Actually you don’t need to worry too much about me leaving I was just about to go on a journey

Cyrus: Besides, this is partially my fault. I should have realised your true intentions earlier...

Therese: Wh- Professor?

Cyrus: I should’ve noticed how devoted you were to your studies!

Therese: 👁👄👁

Cyrus: *Insert long talk about how he strives to treat all his students equally and that it wasn’t his intention to neglect his other students*

Therese: Y’know what maybe you aren’t as smart as I thought you were

WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK

---

I think I might have made this one a bit longer than Ophilia's one whoops

They were all supposed to be the same length

#i spent way too long on this #but that's fine #these things are fun anyways #hell yeah knowledge #octopath traveler #octopath chapters badly summarised #cyrus albright #octopath cyrus #confusion tries and fails to be funny

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goldpilot22 · 3 years

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*waltzes into ur dms with a Big Gulp filled with espresso* so tell us more about your weird birds

ok so here is this uhh relationship chart thingy I made

plus a version w their actual bird names rather than pictures

Crane, Kagu, and Swan are all in on-again-off-again relationships with each other. who's 'on' with who mostly depends on how their fencing is going. Swan isn't quite as skilled at it as the others and sometimes Crane likes winning against her but sometimes he's more into Kagu because she's... into the stabbing people and getting stabbed part of fencing. Crane has an Inheritance that gives him healing powers, so they can get a lot of stabbing in without it being fatal. however he doesn't fully know how to fix things like eyes which is why Kagu is left with a cataract in her right eye after getting it injured. sometimes when the other two are busy Kagu will challenge Shrike to a duel but Shrike will only accept if there's something in it for them. also they don't exactly follow the rules of fencing, they use their knives instead of a rapier and their aim is to just end the fight quick because they're not interested in fencing and they don't like Kagu. one time they break her sword by catching it between the handles of their butterfly knife. [Kagu is pretty rough on her swords so it already had a crack in it.] after Heron's death Swan somewhat loses interest in the fencing because she's busy with running things and planning stuff.

Grackle pretty much only joined the bird cult [not really a full on cult but has some traits of such and I don't rly have a good name for it] because Magpie, who they'd befriended after she moved to the area, was told that she couldn't be friends with them if they didn't. they never really feel like they belong there, and tend to believe that everyone else there is a bunch of violent nutcases. [they're not very wrong about that.] they're more interested in watching old [like ship-time old] films about Earth's oceans and the freaky stuff in there. they've only been to the ocean once and that one time they almost drowned, but it still fascinates them. they do get a kick out of scaring people, and are sometimes a bit of a bully to Shrike, but mostly because Magpie eggs them on. they become less of a bully as they get older. also they were given the name Grackle because their eyes are an unnatural pale yellow. [they were actually born with normal dark brown eyes but they don't remember that.]

Ptarmigan is sick of all the murdercult shit and wants nothing more than to get out of there, but she can't because it's at her goddamn house and it's her siblings in charge of it. she doesn't really do anything there except sit around and read low-quality romance novels and argue with Heron. she's on friendlier terms with Swan, who is subtly manipulating her to be angrier with Heron, because she's the only one he lets his guard down around. eventually, after Shrike gets away, Heron tries to bring someone in to replace them, and Ptarmigan gets so angry that she attacks him and ends up killing him. [just what Swan had been pushing her toward.] then, after realizing what she's done, she packs her bags and gets tf out. she ends up moving in with her previously-long-distance girlfriend, they get married and she changes her name. they live a pretty quiet life after that, and her wife is the only other one who knows about her past. the remaining birds don't put in too much effort toward finding her, because with her and Heron both gone, Swan is in charge, and she's very happy to stay in charge because she has some Big Plans to put into action.

also what's a big gulp

#psii.txt #asks #gruulrogue #my ocs #temporary tag for story name pending #Kagu #Crane #Grackle #Magpie #Ptarmigan #Swan #long post #also also most of the birds they're named after don't exist on that planet. they've got books of birds from earth though

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thecringefailintherye · 4 years

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Oliver! (1968) Live (re) watch!

i have already seen oliver!, but not in ages, so i decided to watch it again, enjoy

very long post warning

fuckin hell these opening credits are LONG

i love the fact instrumentals of songs in the movie are playing

i have chocolate popcorn, apple lucozade and oliver! on, life is good

yes i know mark lester is oliver ive seen this like 20 times can i watch the film now

OH ABOUT FUCKING TIME

god is love

IS IT WORTH THE WAITING FOR IF WE LIVE TILL 84 ALL WE EVER GET IS GRUELL

i forgot how much of a banger food glorious food is

LOOK AT BABY MARK LESTER 🥺🥺🥺

ads in middle of movie be like

its harry secombe!

AMENNNN

oliver gets bullied the movie

look at this poor kid

MOREE????????

oh yes oliver i love this song

O L I V E R

poor kid

without any bannister yikes

the one who named him........O-L-IV-ERRR

oh were outside now

olivers just been kicked out oh shit

but on the plus side he has a cute ass hat on

BOY FOR SAY AL

look at oliver 🥺 he deserves better

SOWERBERRY MORE LIKE SHITTERBERRY

theres a severe lack of thats your funeral and i shall scream

noah claypole more like noah clayprick

“perhaps... if i had a tall hat?” BABEY

HES GOT HIS TALL HAT ON YES OLIVER

oliver said dab on them haters from your old gaff youre a funeral advisor now and theyre still homeless

DONT INSULT HIS MUM FUCK YOU NOAH

YES OLIVER KILL HIM

yes stuff the nine year old in a coffin and sit on it well done

"OLIVAH ??" "Yes im here: ((("

ITS MEAT!

oliver deserves better man

im gonna cry and were like 25 minutes in.

ik its not mark singing but whoever it is CAN SING WTF

i want to give him a hug

OH SHIT HES RUNNING AWAY

hes in the lettuce

LONDON YOU MADE IT !

yes oliver trains exist

DODGER!!!

whach you starin at aint ya ever seen a toff

the beak

look at lil jack wild

me more hintimate friends

cockney accent™️

the artful dodga

CONSIDERR YOURSSELF AT HOEME COSNIDER YOURSWLF OEN OF THE FAMILY !!!!!!!!!!

im sorry i love this song

look this scene is awesome, but it would be COMPLETE with charley oh wait he was demoted to extra and everything interesting abt him was given to dodger

he should have gotten the nobody tries to be ladeeda or uppity bit I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

this cast is BIG

okay i am a Charger Enthusiast but do we all agree there is something oddly homosexual about oliver and dodger in this song

note how dodger is scared of the police FORESHADOWING

ive taken to this SO STRONGITSCLEARWEREGOINGTOGETALONG

how many extras is this ???? yall better be gettin paid

its dodga comin up

this set is sraight out of the book i love it

CHARLEY MATE IM SORRY THEY MADE YOU AN EXTRA

“oh not again” does dodger just always show up with random workhouse kids

ah yes fagin the character whos still a negative jewish stereotype

more and more big cast

THESE SAUSAGES ARE MOULDY! (am i going to freak out whenever charley does anything because i love him? yes)

stfu drink your gin

is this a laundry?? no fam

THE BEST FUCKING SONG IN THIS MUSICAL

IN THIS LIFE ONE THING COUNTS

sorry if i dont add to this until pick a pocket or two is done bc its a straight banger

this song is EVERYTHING

hard at work lol ok

did he make those himself??? no

couple a wipes

EMBROIDERED THEM??? no

petition for all oliver twist adaptations to refer to charley as master bates like the book and for him to have actual lines and not have his actor switched at least three times

i dont even now who charley is at this point because his actor is switched many a time im just gonna say purple blazer kid is charley

anyway charley bates supremacy

whos bill sikes??? NO

fuck bill all my homies hate bill

rum tum tum is a banger

go bed now

take your hat off in bed dodger

movie fagin has rights

fagin leaving where will he go

BET IS THAT YOU

FUCK OFF BILL NO ONE LIKES YOU

NANCY NANCY HES HERE !!!!!! bet deserves everything and more ily 💖

NANCYYYY!!!!!!

its a fine life more like its a banger

wheres all of bets lines gone

bet 🤝 charley (being demoted to extras)

its not funny anyore bet.. bet girl please sing youre the best fucking thing about this song

such a happy song about domestic abuse

THERE SHE IS THATS MY GIRL BET I FUCKING LOVE YOU

bullsye rights!

i hate how this movie made fagin more symathetic but he’s still a “greedy jew” stereotype

oliver?????

at this moment fagin knew he fucked up

nancy you deserve better than bill

oh hi dodger forgot you existed

and the rest of you except oliver

ah yes charley “sausages” bates i missed you

THESE FUCKING KIDS THEY ALL LOVE BET AND NANCY MY HEART

im a regular gent i am. no dodger you arent

why is “permit me to assist you across the road” so fucking funny

pov dodgers back on his bullshit so you have to pretend to be a horse and cart for him

not “sir artful” 😭😭😭

anyfink for youu

WHAT FISTICUFFS???!!!

i feel sorry for the child extras man theyve prob had to film this scene like ten times

THESE KIDS CAN SING

the boys dancing with eachother is too fucking wholesome i love this

again, movie fagin rights

weed riissk lifee and limmbb

you promised we could go see the angin!!!!!

ats on boys time were off

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SONG

HOW COULD WE LET HOW COULD WE FORGET OUR DEAR OLD FAGIN WORRY!!

mate that aint single file did you not hear him

am i the only one who can hear london bridge is falling down in the back??

our pockets hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour!!! a wallet fat an old mans hat!!! the jewels from the tower!!!

WE KNOW THE NOSEY POLICEMEENNNN

dodger and charley (i am SURE charley is purple blazer kid even if havent seen this film in ages) are GETTING INTO THIS

oliver 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

movie fagin rights pt 27238227

DODGER OLIVER COME ON!!!!!!!!! alright dude chill

ARE YALL SEEING THIS SHIT, I WAS RIGHT, I TOLD YOU THAT THE LAD IN THE PURPLE BLAZER WHO SINGS “a wallet fat an old mans hat” WAS CHARLEY BATES AND GUESS WHAT HE FUCKING IS. I WAS RIGHT, PURPLE BLAZER KID IS CHARLEY YOU CAN LEAVE NOW

no dont were only an hour in

three kids on the back of the omnibus what will they do

dodger and charley said be gay do crimes

ah shit now look what youve gotten us into dodger

IT WASNT EVEN OLIVER IT WAS CHARLEY AND DODGER GO AFTER THEM

are dodger and charley straight up framing oliver for a crime they commited while also helping him escape

yes they are why are we surprised

i hate to break it to you dodger but hiding oliver in a meat sack doesnt work

OLIVERS ON THE ROOF????

charley and dodger got oliver into this mess and they are not going to get him out

WHY DIDNT YOU LOOK AFTER HIM????? right calm down fagin

how could i help it :((((

no bill!

stan nancy

“two other boys stole it” no shit

BROWNLOW !

run bitch run

right intermission time now

AND WE’RE BACK!

entr acte

who will buyyy

strawberry girl is carrying this

oliver owns my heart pt 278983728938728

this is a banger wtf

okay its done now right

right?????

UHH BILL???? DODGER???? BITCH WHY TF ARE YOU HERE

have bill fagin nancy and the boys been stalking oliver???

NO SHE WONT FAGIN!

shit.

fuck bill

this scene is far more sadder when you think of how the boys have just seen the only woman they see as a mother figure been hit to the flo or, im not crying, you are

as long as he needs me :(

FUCK YOU BILL

rose maylie is that you?!

look at lil oliver!!

BILL FUCK OFF

i hate bill

“look at his togs! he’s got books too!” charley and dodger are my emotional support kids

anyway have i mentioned i hate bill, bc i hate bill.

I REALLY REALLY HATE BILL

even fagin aka the guy whos keeping these kids as pickpockets has more morals than bill

WE STAY CALM!!

no bill i havent heard a dying chicken

act one was just childish antics now we have THIS

fuck bill

YOURE TELLING ME THE BOYS WATCHED THAT????

jack wild is a banging actor. he genuinely looks terrified 🥺

this film..

a mans got a heart hasnt he?? yes you do!!!

a full song dedicated to movie fagin rights?? did i ghostwrite this?? probably

banger

ithinkidbetterthinkitoutagain!

villains theives and nine year olds

MR BUMBLE?????!!!!!!!!!!

fuck bill pt72898376728909878199

bill youre traumatising him

cmon nance do something!!

also completely forgot abt this but uh does monks exist in this i forgot bc we have had no mentions of him yet

nancy tell him who bill is!!!

bullseye deserves better

uhm what is going on

bill sikes more like bill yikes

oliver what are you doing

BILL TERRIFIES ME

FUCK

omg oom pah pah????

leave oliver alone bill hes like nine

oh banger

OOM PAH PAH THATS HOW IT GOES!!!!!!!!!

just asking are nancy and bet lesbians bc they look it

COULD IT BE OOM PAH PAHHHHHH

god i love this song

IT SHOOOOOWSSSSSS

its the same oom pah pah

“She was from the country but now shes up a gumtree she let a fella feed her then lead her a long” foreshadowiinnggg

OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH! OOM PAH PAH!

nancy is so fucking smart

getting the whole pub singing and dancing to smuggle out oliver? clever

fuck

bill.. no.. bill.. bill????

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKC

BILL GET OFF HER

NANCY NO

HE STRAIGHT UP COMMIT MURDER AGAINST THE NICEST CHARACTER

BROWNLOW DO YOU NOT HEAR NOTHING

nancy deserved a better death than to be killed by bill fuck bill

EVEN BULLSEYE HATES YOU BILL

ARE THEY ACCUSING BULLSEYE OF MURDER

FUCK YOU BILL

movie fagin rights + fuck bill combo?

youre telling me fagin had an ESCAPE ROUTE??? AT THE BOTTOM OF THE HOUSE THING??? THE WHOLE TIME???

BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD

BILL

fuck, well. #

“WHAT DO I DO!?” “LIVE UP TO YOUR NAME, DODGE ABOUT”

ten quid says dodgers been caught

oh no all fagins shit is gone

BILL DONT KILL THE CHILD PT 2

FUCK YOU BILL

GOD I HATE HIM

OLIVER MATE ARE YOU OK

never have i been so happy to see a character die

rest in shit bill

hi dodger thought you got caught n went to australia

god, this film is so fucking good.

reviewing the situation 2.0 goes hard

MOVIE. FAGIN. RIGHTS!

FAGIN YOU CAN BE A GOOD MAN YOU KNOW YOU CAN

DODGER??????????

IM TOTALLY NOT CRYING RN

FAGIN NO DONT TAKE IT

FUCKING PLOTTWIST

IT MADE IT LOOK LIKE FAGIN WAS GONNA GIVE THE WALLET BACK TO DODGER BUT NO

once the villain you’re the villain to the end

i completely forgot abt this scene since i’ve been reading the oliver twist book and in that dodger gets arrested and fagin gets hanged but here they get away?

god this is bittersweet

I THINK WE’D OUGHT TO THINK IT OUT AGAIN!!!!!

thats where the film should have ended, i get olivers the main character but it ending on dodger and fagin walking out into the sunset is such a pleasing ending man

oliver gets his happy ending abt time

YES CONSIDER YOURSELF AND BE BACK SOON (THE BIGGEST BANGERS IN THE FILM) CREDITS SONGS!!

well.. that was a journey and half

#oliver!#oliver twist #oliver #oliver! 1968 #oliver 1968 #charlie’s comfort movies #oliver twist 1968 #oliver! the musical #oliver the musical #musicals #1960s #1960s movies #60s #mark lester #jack wild #oliver reed #ron moody #shani wallis #and everyone else in the huge ass cast

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lexaprogemini · 4 years

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how you meet | fred and george weasley

Requested: Yes

Content Warnings: None tbh... well, a lot of Ron degradation dslnfjfgnkjsfnskdjdnkjsf all jokes, though...

A/N: Woop woop we’re diving into the Harry Potter universe!! Sorry this took a bit to put together, I’ve been in a slump recently. I hope you enjoy! Friendly reminder that requests are open!!

Gryffindor!Reader

you became friends with ron in first year after he accidentally walked in on you changing into your robes on the train fkjcnxnjasndkjwefenkwrj

“blimey, i’m so sorry--”

you wanted to die tbh

but his quirkiness charmed you so you stuck with him for the rest of the train ride

even though his nose was dirty HA

you were tired of boarding with isobel macdougal, she was a nutcase

after following ron back to his compartment, you were acquainted with harry

they were pretty chill; apparently harry was some wizzy legend but you could not care less

you wanted to get off the mf hogwarts express™ your motion sickness was going berserk

ron seemed comfortable with the idea of attending hogwarts; he rambled about his older brothers nonstop who also went to school there

meanwhile you and harry were nervously looking at each other like

later that evening you get sorted into gryffindor ayyyy RAWR!!!!!

you met hermione after you both reached for the yorkshire pudding at the feast and she snatched her hand away from yours and blushed bc she accidentally touched you swenkdqknanjadnjwejfknw LMFAO POOR SHY GIRL

fred and george made a point to introduce themselves to ron’s new buds, much to his dismay, before everyone split off at the gryffindor tower

settling into school was pretty easy

you already had a great group of mates to hang around, they brought out the best in you

one day you’re walking to potions class with ron, harry, and hermione

you’re about to take a test hhhhhhhhhh nothing is more intimidating than being a gryffindor in the same room as professor snape

ron has been anxiously complaining about it to you guys and his brothers for weeks

“merlin, y/n, how am i supposed to know that eel eyes and frog eyes make the bulgeye potion? we’re only first years!”

hermione butts in, “actually ron, it’s eel eyes and beetle eyes--”

“shut it, hermione!”

the twins™ pop in, making sure they catch ron before his impending doom

“maybe you should listen to her ron”

“yeah ron, you wouldn’t want mum to find out you failed your first potions test--”

“--when the potion only has two ingredients!”

ron’s cheeks and ears are flaming red ohhhh boy

fred and george turn around

“good luck to you, harry” *they shake his hands*

“good luck to you, y/n” *they shake your hands*

“good luck to you, herm-- ah, who are we kidding, she doesn’t need luck”

they turn back to ron

“good luck you especially, ronald”

“yeah, your life depends on it!”

they ruffle his hair and run off

you giggle at them and ron is f u m i n g

you watch them scamper away and fondly admire them :’)

ron straightens his hair and says, “that was bloody embarrassing”

“to be fair, what they said was true, ron” you reluctantly chime in

“oh, shove off, y/n”

... ron ended up flunking the test

after potions the next day, fred and george are RELENTLESS at dinner

you know those people who say virtually anything and you laugh like it’s the funniest thing to have ever been spoken? it’s me, i’m y/n. gemini tingzzzz

to you, that’s fred and george

they immediately learn this when you’re trying your damndest to not choke on your lamb chops while laughing

... and simultaneously trying to not laugh at ron because he’s your friend

but boy are his brothers funny

the twins feed off of your reactions and continue to brutally torment their younger brother

to the point where you ACTUALLY choke on your food and have to excuse yourself to the bathroom, still coughing and wheezing during your laughing fit

harry tries to not laugh with (and at) you

hermione is like.... uhh wtf just happened can i eat my treacle tarts in peace please??

ron is clearly annoyed by the entire situation

fred and george are smirking and ease up on their teasing because your reaction was better than anything ron could have mustered up

after that night, fred and george’s sole purpose for teasing ron around you was to gauge your reaction

scratch that

any time you were with the twins, they just HAD to get you to laugh at least once

ron was getting f e d u p

“honestly, y/n, they’re not even that funny!”

you roll your eyes

every time you were with ron you secretly hoped fred and george would show up xcndjksdnjkewnrwkjfna

the twins never teased you though bc they have a soft spot for you

cheering for harry, fred, and george at gryffindor quidditch matches!!

siding with the twins when they argue with ron about quidditch stuff

soon you become actual friends with fred and george

meeting a bunch of their friends from their year so now you have a bunch of upperclassmen mates i was the same exact way i would just be a groupie among my older peers hahahah

they’d help you pass cheat in any class you’re in

you’re their biggest supporter

just say the word and they’d do ANYTHING for their new “adoptive” sister

“maybe we should swap you out for y/n, ron”

percy knows to keep away from you because he’s afraid the twins are tainting you dncwdjkfnkwjefnkjew but he still keeps an eye out, ya know?

molly CAN NOT wait to meet you

she sends you an owl one day and makes you promise to keep fred and george in line... oh, and ron too LMFAOO

Non-Gryffindor!Reader

let’s face it

gryffindor or not...

no matter what year you’re in...

everyone knows who fred and george weasley are

you’re the same year as the weasley twins and they had already built up quite a reputation for themselves...

AS SECOND-YEARS!!

there had been so much gossip about these prankster twins floating through the corridors the past two years

even the professors had begun to complain LMAO

“those weasley boys are nothing like percy!”

“poor minerva must have her hands full with those rambunctious twins!!”

and sure, you’d had the occasional inter-house class with them, but hardly ever interacted with them

to be fair, they are a bit overwhelming to be around

anyways

it was quidditch season!!

and you hade made the chaser position for your house’s team!

so one day your team is playing against another (non-gryffindor) team

and like... you’re good

BLOODY GOOD

you score quite a couple goals and the seeker even catches the snitch! (as if you needed the snitch to win the game liiiiike you really carried your team)

fred and george are supporting your team because 1. they know good quidditch when they see it and 2. you’re definitely the mvp

the unspoken mvp of your team

and they’re scared for gryffindor’s match against your house fkjsfnkjrnrkfw

because they’re beaters

and the opposing team’s beaters were allegedly good uh oh

how tf are they gonna juke you out??

anyways

after the match you’re celebrating with your team

you bid them goodbye and head back to your common room so you can finish your paper for history of magic

when a pair of identical, red-haired, gryffindor boys take you by surprise and pop up out of nowhere

your grip on your quidditch bag slips and you drop your bag

you sigh, “can i help you?”

“brilliant work out there today!”

“sorry about your bag”

george hands you your duffel

your eyes narrow as you grab it, your focus flitting to fred and then george

“listen, binns is gonna have your heads if you don’t write two separate papers this time--”

“we don’t want to talk to you about class right now...”

“...we’re here to beg for your mercy on us when you play gryffindor in a few months”

you snort and push past them, “if you two stop pestering me in fourth hour, then i’ll consider it”

you spin around on your heels, “and i have a name, you know!!”

“we know your name, y/n!”

“we know who EVERYONE is!”

“go write your papers!!”

#harry potter #harry potter imagines #harry potter headcanons #fred weasley #fred weasley x reader #george weasley #george weasley x reader #fred and george #fred and george weasley #weasley twins #weasley #fred weasley headcanons #fred weasley imagine #george weasley headcanons #george weasley imagine #george weasley imagines #fred weasley imagines

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sunflowerhae · 4 years

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Linger

Episode • 1/8

Mobile Masterlist •

♡ ☾ ✐

Authors note• bro this is so long I’m so sorry I’m breaking it into parts for u (I HATE MY LIFE)

Warnings• mentions of death, language

Songs• something - the Beatles/ With love, Vincent - Murray Gold/ she’s so lovely - beach house

•Na Jaemin remembers the exact moment he first laid his eyes on Y/N Y/L/N.

•He was standing by his locker on the first day of sophomore year

•laughing with Jeno and Haechan about their new math teacher

•when she walked past him with two other girls, smiling and holding some books in her arms.

•Jaemin will tell anyone that listens that this was the first time he felt the air knocked out of his lungs

•He remembers thinking that she was the most beautiful girl that he had ever seen.

•He didn’t know who she was; he had never seen her before (he would remember) (sike he’s stupid)

•yet he knew that he would marry that girl.

•he was worried bc he didn’t know who tF she was, but don’t worry bc the second time he ever saw her was maybe 6 minutes later

•he walked into his 4th period Honors English 10 class, and she was talking to the teacher across the classroom, before moving and sitting down in the first empty seat she saw.

•Jaemin didn’t know what to do

•his new mystery dream girl was in his class.

•Should he sit next to her?

•Should he just ignore her and talk to her later?

•what is gonna wear?

•is he gonna cry?

•Jaemin didn’t have much time to decide

• a mere 10 second delay was all it took for three boys (also on the football team with Jaemin) to enter the room and wrap their arms around his shoulder

•ushering him over to an empty table in the back while showcasing their excitement about being in the same class together.

•Jaemin tried not to show his disappointment, and instead gave one of his usual, dazzling smiles (ya know the one!) while joking along with them

•trying to forget about the mystery girl (and the excitement he got when he learned her name during roll call)

•It was then that Na Jaemin’s and Y/N Y/L/N’s rolls in their story were set in stone.

•He would be the popular boy that everyone knew, but didn’t really know

•and you would be the quiet girl that only a few, special people knew of, but those people were your closest friends.

•And over the course of the next two years, it would stay that way. •Jaemin, secretly pining for you

•and you, thinking the beautiful boy as untouchable.

•That would, however, change, on one god forsaken, cloudy Friday.

•A Friday that would forever be ingrained in Jaemins memory as the day he sealed his lonely fate in the world

•and the day he lost his true soulmate

•before he even talked to her.

•If Haechan’s persistent moaning and groaning about school wasn’t enough

•the weather was gloomy and cloudy

•and anyone with eyes could tell that rain was to be expected. •Jaemin, secretly, didn’t mind.

•Although he would never share it, he loved the rain.

•What he did mind, was his friends continuous bitching.

•”Hyuck, shut up,” -Renjun, 2020

•I mean he wasn’t even paying attention to the group, too preoccupied w his sketch book, sometimes glancing up at a girl that sat across the school yard, before looking back down at his sketch book (spoilers for something I’m writing??? Hehe you’ll never know hehe)

•all Jeno did was MenTion that rainy weather meant football practice would be cancelled

•hyucks smile was BaCk

•Jaemin was not impressed

•okay the conversation went something like this

“Damn Na, why are you looking at me like how my mom looks when my report card come in?” -full sun

•You literally insulted football to my face.” -nana

•haechan let out a loud laugh

•at Jaemin’s expense

•“you don’t know the ups and downs of High-school football” -nojam and injunnie

•also at Jaemins expense

•due to an ongoing joke that Jaemin reminded their friend group of the teenage redhead from riverdale

•Na Jaemin was so upset, he didn’t even eat his fries.

•”I wouldn’t care so much if I wasn’t the fucking captain of the team, hyuck. I mean, I gotta hold you responsible to a certain degree, you’re the fucking quarterback!” -Na Jaemin

•someone bully him

•so as that is happening, 2/3 of the missing members of their group come in HOT

•I mean literally

•they’re breathing heavily and everything

•acting like they just ran a mf marathon

•jisung YEETS his bag in the table (covering Renjuns sketchbook, which annoyed the fuck out of the older boy, but really who cares)

•”Guys guys guys! You will never guess who we just saw in the library!” -Mochi

•”lemme give it a try; mark?” -bitch ass Chinese bitch (renjun)

•”No! We saw Mar- wait what? How’d you know?” -child prodigy Zhong Chenle

•“Uhh, maybe because he texted in the group chat that he was gonna be in the library?” -nojam makin a comeback

•”Okay okay, but - can I have a fry? - did hew shay who hedt be wif?”

•”Swallow your fucking food first, le.” -smart boy you guess who

(Whew are y’all getting sensory overload like I AM)

•“He said, did he say who he’d be with, though? No, he didn’t, but guess who WE saw him with,” -jisung bringing the T E A.

•no one answers

•Chenle and jisung give each other the “we’re friends w dumbasses” look

•“Y/n! He was sitting with y/n!”

•oh shit

•Everyone quickly turned their heads to Jaemin

•tell me why this boy was glaring at the table like it messed w his daughter

•Out of everyone ever, the only people who knew about Jaemins secret crush was the 5 boys sitting with Jaemin

•and the one sitting in the library with said secret crush.

•They didn’t even really know, they just knew that they once saw Jaemin slip something like a note into Y/n’s locker junior year

•and Jaemin made up a bullshit excuse that it was something for class that no one

•-not even Jeno, who always trusted his friends -

•believed.

•”why aren’t you mad”

•”you should be angry”

•literally all of the present boys were THROWING it on jaemin

•and naturally -

•he deflected

•”bro I’m not even upset, I don’t like y/n!”

•lmao K

•now at this point

•the boys thought they were helping

•really

•it was innocent they promise.

•really how were they to know what was going to happen

•so hyuck had JOKED and said that if Jaemin didn’t like u, he wouldn’t mind hurting u

•it was super harmless

•unTil

•some other popular ppl walked over RIGHT as Haechan said that

•and he was like oh fuck

•but silently

•bc Haechan knew what Jaemin was like

•if it was just their lil group still, Jaemin would have told hyuck to fuck off

•but Jaemin was terrified to lose his reputation

•he was an insecure boy

•he would have really done anything to keep his position as most popular boy in school

•so when one of his jock friends dares Jaemin to get you to date him until prom, get ur virginity the night before, and then ditch u at prom and tell you it was all a dare in front of everyone and that he never liked you

•well

•he stupidly agrees

•the dreamies agree with it

•only bc they don’t actually think Jaemin will last

•they think he’ll back out last minute and stay w you

•and that Jaemin will finally get u

•wishful thinking

•you were failing math

•it’s not that you were stupid, you weren’t

•you just R E A L L Y hated math

•and your mom was so upset w your grade

•my girl forced u to get a tutor

•good thing u knew mark

•he agreed to meet w you in the library Tuesday’s and Wednesday’s at lunch

•and Thursday’s if you needed it

•thank god 4 mark

•everything was going Super Fine™️

•up until you both look up when you hear squealing and the sound of someone smacking someone else

•and there’s jisung and Chenle,

•staring at you both

•and squealing

•and smacking each other on the arms

•before just plain running out

•”if I don’t go after them, they’ll tell all of our friends that we’re marrying each other, so i should go.” -Mark fucking Lee

•so you’re walking towards your locker to put all of your math work in it,

•and when you open it, a lil note falls out and flutters to the ground

•your smile: 3% -> 95%

•honestly you were kinda having a shitty day

•so you were so happy to see a note in your locker

•you had been receiving love notes since you were in sophomore year

•you don’t remember exactly when during the year

•but one day, they were just there

•you were excited to add another one to your box

•this one wasn’t big, it just said “Your Personality makes me want to be a better person! I hope you have a beautiful day, sunshine!”

•the rim of the paper had squiggly yellow lines, and the bottom had a poorly drawn sunshine, with a heart, like always

•you didn’t know who your secret admirer was

•but you wish you did

•u lowkey loved them

•you’re still smiling about it as you walk into your 7th period math class

•and the note was found at lunch, like an hour ago

•they make you so happy

•you silently sat down in your seat, and stared off into space with a dreamy look on your face

•and THATS how Jaemin knew you got his note

•you always had that look when you read his notes

•not that you knew it was from him

•it made him so happy

•even if you two had never talked before, he still freaking loved that he could make you smile

•Jaemin wasn’t happy for long

•he tried not to let you notice him staring at you in class,

•it was kinda hard, seeing as you two literally sat next to each other

•he couldn’t believe he had to break your heart

•he wanted to die lowkey lol

•but he had to do it

•not really, but really

•so he took a deep breath

•and opened his mouth

Continued here

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