#unexplainably

[toguros-orange-juice]

When you don't want to make desert + island totems but have a return home scepter 🙂

#im sorry willy i swear i love you #for real tho #imagine dropping someone off #somewhere super dangerous #and then they disappear #and you leave dejected #unexplainably #they're back the next day like usual #that must be terifying lol #stardew valley #pam stardew valley #willy stardew valley

[hiimakward]

BROO IM SO SAD

I WAS LOOKING UP IMAGES OF GLITTER BREEZE TO SEND TO A FRIEND, AND LIKE A THIRD OF THE IMAGES ARE FANART OF HER AND THAT HARLEQUINN VILLIAN

YALL SHE WAS MY FIRST CRUSH DONT DO THAT TO ME

#lesbian #DONT BASTARDIZE THIS PLEASSE #no #but seriously #why is this so common #maybe more content was added to the show after i thought it ended?? #that fuels this?? #but like #still this is so intrinsically #unexplainably #sky high levels of ew #like taking medicine and looking in the bottle to see a spider egg nest levels of revoltion #dont do this to me

[whump-is-love-whump-is-life]

Trying to interact with the rest of your fandom as a whumper:

#had this experience a few times #whump #whump memes #whump humor #whump community #whumpblr #my memes #my posts #it’s ‘haha yeah I love this character’ from them and then ‘haha yeah I have the unexplainable urge to see them in excruciating pain :)’ #*from me #and they’re just 👁️👄👁️ #sorry for not being normal

[thatskindarough]

Detective Aziraphale

#good omens #aziraphale #good omens fanart #aziraphale fanart #my art #he’s exploring an abandoned library #for a book #unexplainable jukeboxes #at this point I’m a character design away from making original Art #which I probably should if I ever want to get hired #there’s a whole story for this one but I’m too busy to draw it all out

[zephyrchama]

"What did Mammon do now?"

The greedy demon was in his underwear, hanging upside down from a rafter in the hallway. He tried to coerce you into letting him down as you walked by, but you knew better than to do so without consulting Lucifer.

"Gambling. The usual." Lucifer had a hand on his forehead, pushing his hair up while jotting something down at his desk.

"Mammon gambles every day," you pointed out. "What'd he really do?"

By the way Lucifer groaned, you knew it was something juicy. "I caught him pilfering one of my rarest records, a gift from Diavolo, to use as collateral in a bet. It's one-of-a-kind. I doubt he even knows what it is, but Mammon always has a knack for finding things of high value."

"His secret sixth sense," you agreed. "What'd you do with his clothes?"

"They make it harder to tie him up tightly. He has a slightly higher chance of wiggling free with clothes on, so I made him strip." Lucifer gestured, Mammon's clothes had been put on some kind of mannequin, tucked away in the space between two bookshelves.

You'd never seen it before. Your jaw dropped into the widest half-smile half-astonished expression possible. It had Mammon's hair and his goofy smile. Even a flashy golden earring. "What is that?"

You practically ran across the room to inspect it. It was dressed properly in Mammon's shirt and tie. There were a lot of seams, more than seemed necessary, perhaps from being repeatedly repaired over years of use. "Lucifer, this is adorable."

"It's a necessary tool for my sanity." He pushed the chair back, standing up to join you.

"What do you mean?"

"I'll give you a demonstration."

Lucifer comically wound up his closed fist. With ballistic force, he struck the figure right in its chest. It flopped back, then sprung back up wildly to receive a fistful of lighter blows from Lucifer.

"You made a Mammon punching bag? Really?" You didn't know whether to laugh or cry. "Isn't that a bit much?"

"I didn't make it, Mammon did."

Surprise of the day number two. "Mammon made this? Himself?"

To stop the wobbling, Lucifer grabbed the punching bag's tie, pulling it tight and then smoothing it out. "Cute, right? He thought it might make me go easy on future punishments. It's a very thoughtful gift from my little brother."

"Yeah, I didn't know he could sew. Huh." The two of you stood to admire it before Lucifer returned to his desk. You followed him. "Kind of reminds me of the doll Levi made of me."

Lucifer smiled. "Leviathan made you a doll, did he? How very kind."

"No, he made a doll of me."

Lucifer froze to process this information, frowning.

You continued, "I don't know where he usually keeps it, but I saw it under his desk one time. It's pretty big and detailed. I mentioned it once and offered to lend him a shirt for it, but he got really embarrassed and pushed me out. He's gotta take more pride in his work, it was really impressive."

"I see." Lucifer gritted his teeth. "You know, something I have to do just came up. Let's finish this conversation later." He was quietly seething as he escorted you to the door. Along the way he gave punching-bag Mammon a soft whack to the head.

You realized you forgot to ask if you could untie the real Mammon, but Lucifer had already marched down the hall in the direction of Leviathan's room. Rather than trying to catch up, you decided to go see how the Avatar of Greed was doing.

#i bet satan has a lucifer punching bag #is this punching bag ever mentioned? where is the lore #obey me #obey me! swd #obey me scenarios #omswd #obey me headcanon #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me lucifer #tw punching ? is that a thing? i don't know how to tag this for content warning hm. #obey me! #obey me drabble #obey me fanfic #I started a bunch of mini fics and got like 95% of the way done an Asmo one but I'm not liking it. feels oddly written so I have to fix it. #obey me mc #obey me x mc #does levi making a creepy unexplained doll of mc count as x mc? sure.

[maddiesharafian]

I’ve gotten enough questions about my “Rulebreaker” comic that I really wanted to clear it up, so here’s a little peek at what I was trying to say! Thank you for your patience, and interest in these comics, it means so much <3 

(The comic referenced is linked here):

https://www.tumblr.com/maddiesharafian/642329764808540161/rulebreaker?source=share

#comics #witch #this is a little embarrassing #but i can't live with this comic existing in such an unexplained state!!

[canisalbus]

Metsänpeitto

#own art #canisalbus #art #artists on tumblr #coyotes #canine #animals #metsänpeitto means forest's cover #it's a phenomenon in Finnish folklore where people and domestic animals go missing in nature for unexplained reasons #claimed by the woods in a way

[eemoo1o-animoo]

Finding this image so interesting because Sebastian lets himself be photographed.

#he has no records so in the future I imagine him to be in one of this ‘top ten unexplained events’ youtube videos #and his face .. you can see pain but he’s obviously trying to look cool for the camera #black butler #kuroshitsuji #book of atlantic #campania arc #image #lizzie midford #lady elizabeth midford #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #I’m obsessing over this image #this image is brain rot #Grelle would do the same thing let’s not kid ourselves #edit: those

[mysysb]

nothing and no one will beat season 7 Reid’s beauty 😍

#the short hair just does something unexplainable to me #and his side profile gets me every damn time 😩 #like his cute ass nose and that jawline 😏😏 #also sorry if any aren’t season 7 it’s hard for me to differentiate his shorter hairstyles #mgg #mgg pics #matthew gray gubler #doctor spencer reid #dr spencer reid #spencer reid #spencer reid fandom #season 7 reid #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom

[myalgicencephalomyelitiscfstom]

https://twitter.com/edoajoeric/status/1578421283817390086

#unexplained illness #medically unexplained symptoms #undiagnosed something #chronically ill #chronicillnesscommunity

[myuminji]

Vampire AU (vw)

#there is too many layers of joke/lore unexplained tbh #smth abt vamp ww covering his needs (blood) under his wants (blood) #smth abt vash who notices it and plays along anyway #vampires that can't taste sweet stuff until the invention of this candy comes along #ww who never had the chance to taste it until now and is VERY delighted by his discovery (that he has a sweet tooth) #vash who received damage from HIS discovery (that ww unironically has a really really cute smile and he's fucked) #the candy that turns out to be quite pricey and rare and vash who managed to get a dozen of them after next few days #IDK THIS AU RUNS A BIT TOOOO DEEP IN MY SILLY LIL HEAD #happy halloween btw #trigun #trigun stampede #vash the stampede #nicholas d wolfwood #vashwood #myuminjiart

[mossfeld]

#resident evil #re6 #chris redfield #leon kennedy #chreon #rebhfun #fanart #please help plaes e hep l it hurts i love them so much #they deserve A VACATION OKAY i want them to be happy please please I WILL--- #GO INSANE. stop I'VE ALREADY GONE #also. i'm totally obsessed with this leon's outfit it's so y2k 2000s metal coded to me #I FEEL IT ON ALL EXPLAINABLE AND UNEXPLAINABLE LEVELS

[oh-wow-im-still-here]

I saw a post once talking about a bingqiu scott pilgrim au where LBH had to fight all of SQQ's suitors, which is a cool concept and all, but have you considered the comedic potential and insanity of a bingyuan Scott pilgrim au where SY has to defeat LITERALLY HUNDREDS of bingge's exes??

#just put him through the ringer! #make it even more baffling where shen yuan just thinks he started dating this really cool and mysterious guy in the modern world #but then oop! all these magical evil exes start appearing through portals super angry that binghe abandoned them for his shizun world hunt #now i know what you might be thinking #how does a hermit like shen yuan beat all these wives? #its because he's in the unexplainable world of scott pilgrim battle rules of course! #so its a mixture of outsmarting them in dumb ways and video game logic powers #so then its binghes turn to be baffled #“... i thought you said cultivation and magic doesnt exist in your world?” #“it doesnt.” #“you just punched that woman so hard she exploded into coins...” #svsss #scum villains self saving system #shen qingqiu #luo binghe #bingqiu #bingyuan #shen yuan #luo bingge

[norman-smsl-guidancecounselor]

if u know u know (maybe)

#my art #fanart #in stars and time #isat fanart #isat #siffrin (isat) #isat siffrin #bonnie (isat) #isat bonnie #loop isat #isat loop #bonnie looping au #secretly more than that but it shall remain unexplained #a4a

[aemondsbabe]

he never knew it was 5 o’lock somewhere 😔

#this is so chaotic and unexplainable #aegon targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #tom glynn carney #house of the dragon #hotd #ignore me i’m shitposting