#war storm incorrect quotes

[sol-insidious]

Not to fully canonize the Sequel Trilogy in my DinLuke delusions, but if The Force Awakens was basically a modern remix of A New Hope, I’m imagining how funny it would be if the trend continued and we had a Bespin Landing-esque scene in The Last Jedi with Luke and *his* ex.

Luke, pausing from duct-taping the Falcon together: “Wait, is that Concordia?”

Rey & Finn: “…..yes?”

Luke: “I have a plan.”

Luke: “NO, I don’t have a landing permit, but could you please let me reach The Mand‘alor?”

Concordia: [Who is this???]

Luke: “Someone who was *this* close to being alo’riduur if I didn’t ship off his son in an X-wing.”

#star wars #the mandalorian #dinluke #star wars incorrect quotes #sw incorrect quotes #Din Djarin storming out onto the landing bay dressed in regal furs armor polished to a mirror-like shine darksaber clipped to his hip #Luke holding up a boombox: “I MADE SOME MISTAKES.” #Rey trying not to die laughing and Finn force-willing himself to melt into the floor #old men being idiots

[redqueenincorrectquotes]

Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Maven: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.

#incorrect red queen quotes #maven calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm

[red-queen-incorrect-quotes]

Mare, to Cal: You know, Maven can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Mare: *blows airhorn at Maven* GET FUCKED!

#red queen incorrect quotes #red queen series #mare barrow #maven calore #cal calore #marecal #war storm

[incorrectstarwarslegendsquotes]

Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated. I mean, yes, I died, but people love to embellish.

Boba Fett

#boba fett #star wars #star wars legends #incorrect star wars quotes #original: heroes of the storm

[purplepinkcoruscantskies]

Dogma: I just ended a five year relationship Tup: Oh no, are you okay? Dogma: It's okay, it wasn't mine

#star wars #tcw #the clone wars #star wars incorrect quotes #tcw incorrect quotes #clone troopers #501st legion #clone trooper dogma #clone trooper tup #ik dogma isn't a storm cloud all the time #this just fits the quote

[pinksloosh]

Married as a Jedi

[Anakin accidentally flings himself into the wall and keels over in pain]

Y/N: I’m really looking forward to the ‘death do us part’ bit in our vows

#incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars #star wars anakin #storm trooper #obi wan star wars #obi wan kenobi #obi wan #obi wan and anakin #ob #obi #obiwan #obiwanedit #Anakin #Han Solo #Anakin Skywalker #Padme x Anakin #ANAKIN X PADME #anakin and padme #anakin skywalker x reader #Luke Skywalker #Princess Leia #Padme #Padme Skywalker #Padme Amidala #jedi #Revenge of the Sith

[one-half-guy]

Connie immobilizing Tangle: I will ask just one time! Where is Clove?

Whisper stomping on Maw: I will do you one better, who is Clove?

Maw: I will do you one better, why is Clove?!

Connie: So you won't tell me, huh? Fine I will shoot at your fuzzy friend!

Whisper: Go ahead, shoot my girlfriend and I blast your friend's face!! *Charges the orange wisp and the wispon barrel enlarges*

Maw: Go ahead Storm! I can take it.

Abyss wrapped by Tangle's tail: NO! He can't take it!

Silver: She's right, he can't take it.

#I've holding back for soooo long... #s; avengers infinity war... did I put it right? #Whisper the Wolf #Tangle the Lemur #whispangle #silver the hedgehog #Conquering Storm #Clove the pronghorn #abyss the squid #Maw the thylacine #egg bosses #incorrect sonic quotes #storm of clovers #does anyone still uses the ship name above?

[bookish-brain]

incorrect War Storm quotes

Cal: What do you want for your birthday?

Mare: A unicorn.

Cal: How about something more realistic?

Mare: Okay, choose me over the crown.

Cal: What color unicorn do you want?

#books #booklr #book blog #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #incorrect red queen quotes #incorrect quotes #mare barrow #tiberias calore #cal calore #marecal

[kacchanisalive]

Maven: Breath if you think I'm nice

Cal: Mavey, take that back because Mare is turning blue

#mare barrow #calore brothers #cal calore #maven calore #red queen incorrect quotes #red queen #glass sword #victoria aveyard #king's cage #war storm

[smallfrogpleasedtomeetyou]

Hiccup: We need a plan to beat them.

Tuffnut: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

Hiccup: ...

Tuffnut: Judge me all you want, I get results.

#brain storming how to win a war #yk #regular 18 year old things #httyd #rtte #incorrect quotes #hiccup horrendous haddock lll #tuffnut thorston

[ladymiraclewings]

Storm: I've gotten along just fine all my life without money. Have you ever seen a single dollar pass through my hands ?

Sky: Uh, Jimbo paid for your meal.

Storm: Exactly.

#super wings #super wings incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: star wars #storm #sky #jimbo

[neoneggs]

have you guys seen the shitty aim stormtroopers have??? i would completely body them in a game of laster tag

#incorrect quotes #by me #star wars #storm trooper

[redqueenincorrectquotes]

Kilorn: Have you been yelled at by Mare yet?

Cal: I’m not scared of her.

Kilorn: So that’s a no.

#incorrect red queen quotes #kilorn warren #cal calore #tiberias calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne

[red-queen-incorrect-quotes]

Mare: Breathe, just breathe. Cal,freaking out: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure! Evangeline, being petty: Awww, that never bothered you before. Mare, glaring at her: Shut up, you're not helping!

#red queen incorrect quotes #red queen series #mare barrow #evangeline samos #cal calore #marecal #war storm

[frodothefair]

Hello. I’m Fragrance, or Nisilë.

I absolutely adore LOTR, particularly hobbits and particularly Frodo and Sam. I love Frodo-focused whump and hurt/comfort, as well as all forms of genderbending and fandom cross-pollination. Come say hi. I'm pretty friendly, if I do say so myself. I am also now a part of SHHEEP, and Elijah Wood's character in The Ice Storm is my spirit animal.

Things I like and may post about:

☽ → NEW : I take requests for hobbit and Shire-related headcanons! ☽ → Lord of the Rings: incorrect quotes, bad memes, headcanons, and other musings. ☽ → The Hobbit ☽ → Aesthetics my hobbit blorbos would like, including dark and light academia, cottage core, and naturecore.

Masterlist:

Fanfiction: ☽ → Flowers of Mordor, WIP. Frodo comes back from the war and finds love and healing with Sam's sweet younger sister. Frodo x Marigold Gamgee (Sam’s canonical sister) and a bit of Frodo x Sam. Jane Austen meets J.R.R. Tolkien. I may post headcanons and sneak peeks, and cry about my muses in this tag. Holliday Grainger is fancast as Marigold. ☽ → Rivendell. Frodo x Marigold Gamgee. A variant of the Flowers of Mordor AU, except Frodo and Marigold get together before the quest. ☽ → Erelas, WIP. Tale written by my husband, who lacks an online presence, about two Gondorean beacon-guards and their kafkaesque existence. I am a beta for this one, and post on his behalf and with his permission. ☽ → Expats, WIP. Real person fanfiction. Elijah Wood gets romantically involved with a fan, and to escape the darker side of Hollywood, the two of them move to Ukraine, the country where she was born, and where she lived as a child. AUs:

☽ → Flowers of Chernobyl, an AU of Flowers of Mordor, where the Fellowship are CIA operatives ☽ → AU I am developing with @konjugaltdien where Frodo is female and she and Sam get pregnant with Elanor after the quest.

Frodo and Marigold Gamgee from Flowers of Mordor, created by the talented @drawulan

#follow #lotr #lord of the rings #light academia #dark academia #cottagecore #natural aesthetic #flowercore #naturecore #mental health #cats #fantasy

[mikeys-bike-slut]

Tokyo Revengers crack

I still have no slept, brain cell is still on holiday and I'm having too much fun with incorrect quote generator.

Warnings: swearing

Featuring: Mikey, Draken, Baji, Angel and Mitsuya

***

War Inside Toman

"You did not just do that... YOU FUCKER!" Draken voice echoed through the room as he stormed up on his long legs.

"Yes, I did, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?" Mikey barked in response as he sprung onto his feet.

"You both deserve to burn in fucking hell!" Angel chimed in as she jumped on her feet too and grabbed both males by their collars.

"OH YEAH???!!! What about you, miss fucking backstabber?!" finally Baji got on his feet too grabbing the pink haired girl.

"I am so fucking sick of all you backstabbing bastards, you don't fucking deserve the Toman uniform!" Mikey growled and gave his gang members deadly glares.

"Oh yeah??? Well, fuck your uniform!" Baji yelled as he yanked his jacket it off and threw it at their leader.

"Guys... c'mon this is just-" Mitsuya spoke up but..

"SHUT UP MITSUYA!" they all yelled at him in unison without taking their eyes off of each other with murder still flashing across their orbs.

Mitsuya let out a sigh and just started gathering the cards. "This is why I hate Monopoly..." he mumbled to himself letting the other four Toman members to kill each other, deep down secretly hoping they will so at least he'll have some peace and quiet.

#tokyo revengers crack #i still need sleep #idk what im doing anymore #mikey #draken #baji #mitsuya #angel #tokyo revengers #ken ryuuguji #manjiro sano #takashi mitsuya #keisuke baji #maya shishou #mikey tokyo revengers