#incorrect red queen quotes

[redqueenincorrectquotes]

Therapist: I believe you said that your childhood experience was satisfactory?

Maven: No, you misheard me. I said it was a “sadness factory.

#incorrect red queen quotes #maven calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm

[bookish-brain]

incorrect War Storm quotes

Cal: What do you want for your birthday?

Mare: A unicorn.

Cal: How about something more realistic?

Mare: Okay, choose me over the crown.

Cal: What color unicorn do you want?

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[batfamgalore]

Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Roy: Well, Wally thought-

Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #incorrect dc quotes #bruce wayne #incorrect batfamily quotes #oliver queen #green arrow #roy harper #red arrow #arsenal #wally west #kid flash #flash #young justice #source: hannah montana

[wondersinwaynemanor]

my own version:

Jason: Manipulate, mansplain, or manslaughter?

Roy, without a breath to spare: Manwhoreforyou.

Jason, brows raised: Say that again.

Roy: I said Manletsgetmarried.

Jason: Okay.

Roy: Really? Okay??

Jason, a smile appearing on his face: I think we already are, Roy.

Roy, grins: I just wanted to hear it from you.

Dick, through the comms: ROY HARPER????? JASON TODD????

Roy, grins even wider: Present, Dick Grayson!

Jason rolls his eyes.

Dick, huffs: I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK TO BOTH OF YOU!

Jason: You're not my mom, Dickface. Bye!

DICK: LITTLE WING-

Jason, shuts off his comms: Anyways, where were we?

Roy, does the same and tightens his hold on his bow: About to fuck shit up.

Jason, takes his weapons from their holsters: Then what are we waiting for?

Roy, smirks: That's one of the things I love about you, Jaybird.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: Ollie, where are you going?

Oliver: A wedding.

Roy: Who's getting married?

Oliver: A guy I work with. He's marrying his best friend.

Roy: I told you best friends can marry each other!

Jason: You're disgusting, I'm not marrying you.

Roy: Yes you are and we're gonna kiss each other. And we're gonna walk out holding hands when everyone rice at us. And you're gonna smile.

Jason: I'm not smiling.

Roy: You better fucking smile.

Jason: Okay, something is wrong with you.

Roy: Then at the reception, we're gonna slow dance all night, like this.

Roy: *breakdances*

Jason: I'm not doing that.

Roy: It's gonna be so fun.

Jason: I'm not dancing with you.

Roy: And then at the honeymoon...

Jason:

Oliver:

Roy: We—

Oliver: Okay, stop. That's nasty.

Oliver: *leaves the room*

Jason:

Roy:

Jason and Roy: *kiss*

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[annoyingvoidzombie]

I hope we'll get to see Henry humming "God Save The Queen", if you know, you know 😏🇬🇧

#god save the queen #henry fox mountchristen windsor #red white & royal blue #red white and royal blue movie #red white and royal blue #rwrb movie #rwrb book #rwrb blog #rwrb trailer #rwrb prime #nicholas galitzine #alex x henry #henry x alex #alex claremont diaz #firstprince #rwrb #rwrb moments #rwrb incorrect quotes #rwrb film

[echoishere69]

Dick: Hey Jason I was wondering- are you watching Mamma Mia?!

Jason: Um no?

Dick: Move the fuck over I love this movie.

Jason and Dick sit and watch Mamma Mia 1 and 2 together and cry their eyes out together.

#dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batfam #batfamily #not really an incorrect quote #just something I thought of cause I’m listening to the songs rn #but also you can’t tell me Jason isn’t a Donna lover all the at #and a Meryl Streep lover #that his true queen #echo nonsense

[oautincorrectquotes]

Ruby: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Emma: Well, Regina and I-

Regina: *elbows her*

Emma: wouldn't know.

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[callmemrskenway]

Incorrect Monkie Kid x Reader Quotes (With 1 Zihao quote)

You: It's so dark!

MK: I'm scared!

Mei: Don't worry guys, I got this!

Mei: *stomps feet and wheel come out of the heels*

Mei: *falling over* SHIT, I THOUGHT THESE WERE THE LIGHT UP SKETCHERS-

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Y/n: Sometimes Macaque talks in his sleep. I think its adorable!

Macaque, with his head in your lap:...Fight me...Wukong, you dusty bitch....square up-

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Red Son: FUTURESPOUSESAYSWHAT.

Y/n: Huh?

Mei and MK: What?

Red Son: F U C K.

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Y/n: *gets stuck in a spider web*

Spider Queen: Ugh, they're so dumb, I can't believe I'm going to marry them.

Silk Prince: You don't have to.

Spider Queen: No, I'm gonna.

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Store Manager: (Y/n) (L/n), do these two belong to you?

Macaque: *looking away*

Wukong: Sup, (Y/n)?

Y/n, who wanted a normal day of shopping: I didn't even bring you two with me-

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Wukong: I think Nezha's mad at me again.

Y/n: What makes you say that?

Wukong: Because they sent me a text saying "Dear Wukong, I hope this message finds you before I do"

#lego monkie kid #lmk x reader #incorrect monkie kid quotes #Monkie Kid #Sun Wukong LMK #Mei Dragon LMK #Red Son LMK #Macaque LMK #The Silk Prince #Zihao #oc/canon interaction #Spider Queen LMK #Nezha lmk

[quicksilvergirl28]

*playing aggressive connect four* Alex: [triumphantly slams his hands down on the table] The game is MINE, Henry! Henry: Your fly is open Alex

#rwrb incorrect quotes #red white & royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry fox mountchristen windsor #red white and royal blue #this movie is taking over my life #They deserved a whole SERIES #I saw something similar in a Queen's Gambit comic and lost the post 😭 #yes I will be insufferable about them for the foreseeable future

[redqueenincorrectquotes]

Kilorn: Have you been yelled at by Mare yet?

Cal: I’m not scared of her.

Kilorn: So that’s a no.

#incorrect red queen quotes #kilorn warren #cal calore #tiberias calore #red queen #glass sword #kings cage #war storm #broken throne

[red-queen-incorrect-quotes]

Mare, to Cal: You know, Maven can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching. Mare: *blows airhorn at Maven* GET FUCKED!

#red queen incorrect quotes #red queen series #mare barrow #maven calore #cal calore #marecal #war storm

[thatonefandomfreak]

rq incorrect quotes 👍

Mare: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you? 

Cal: Mare, it's four o'clock in the morning. 

Mare: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

***

Cal: If you got arrested what would be the charges? 

Mare: Theft. 

Farley: Disturbing the peace. 

Cameron: Aggravated assault. 

Shade: Arson. 

Maven: All of the above. In that order, probably.

***

Mare : Maven has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them. 

Evangeline : That can't be true.

Mare : Watch this. 

Mare : Hey Maven, race you to the bottom of the stairs! 

Maven: *Throws himself out a window*

***

Kilorn : I can be your partner for the next race.

Mare : Sorry, Kilorn. It's a sibling race.

Gisa : Maybe there's a contest for lonely children after this.

Mare : It's only children, Gisa. A lonely child is what you're gonna be when I sell you!

#red queen series #RQ #red queen incorrect quotes #maven calore #mare barrow #cal calore #tiberias vii calore #kilorn warren #cameron cole #shade barrow #diana farley #evangeline samos #gisa barrow

[shit-the-vampyr-cast-never-said]

Red Queen: What has this world ever done for you?! Why would you want to save it?!

Geoffrey: Because I’m one of the idiots who lives in it!

#Vampyr #Vampyr Incorrect Quote #Red Queen #Geoffrey McCullum #Source: Guardians of the Galaxy

[incorrectbatfam]

Roy: Dad, our class had our awards assembly today.

Oliver: Really? That was today? Did you get anything?

Roy: Yes I did.

Oliver: Did you get the English award?

Roy: No, that was Jason Todd.

Oliver: Oh. Did you get the math award?

Roy: Nope, also Jason Todd.

Oliver: Did you get the history award?

Roy: No, that was Donna in my class... and also Jason Todd.

Oliver: Did you get the reading award? Or is that also—

Roy: Jason Todd.

Oliver: Well what DID you get?

Roy: I got detention for yelling, "FUCK JASON TODD, HOW'D HE GET ALL THESE FUCKING AWARDS?!"

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[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Void Queen: How do you ever get anything done if all you do is argue with each other? Mucus: We don't! That's part of our charm! Quit fuckin' it up!

#Incorrect Quotes #Power Rangers #Dino Fury #void queen #mucus (power rangers) #source: red vs blue