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incorrect-dnd-classes · 5 months
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Wizard: It's our job to instruct and inspire. Fighter: You just wanted to show off. Wizard: When I show off, it IS instructive and inspiring.
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Dick: Wait a minute, how did this happen?! We’re smarter then this!
Y/N: Apparently, we’re not
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incorrectbatfam · 7 months
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Barbara: Once you’re inside, commence disabling maneuvers.
Jason: Disabling maneuvers?
Stephanie: Uh... blowing things up?
Jason: Oh, I knew that.
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Achilles, yelling across the battlefield: Have you seen Patroclus?
Automedon, shouting back: He's right next to me. I'm okay too. Thanks for asking.
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Yosano: concerned You look tired.
Kunikida: days after Dazai was arrested I don't sleep well anymore.
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Conan: Kaitou KID. I was expecting someone of your reputation to be a little older.
KID: A detective. You’re shorter than I expected.
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Ganondorf before hydration: Ahh… ah, I’m too weak…
Ganondorf after hydration: POWERRRR!!! UNLIMITED POWERRRRRR!!!
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incorrect-x-quotes · 9 days
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Cyclops: It's our job to instruct and inspire. Jean: You just wanted to show off. Cyclops: When I show off, it IS instructive and inspiring.
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Bruce: You surprise me, speedster. You made the Joker angry.
Bart: I have that effect on a lot of people.
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gammacousin · 2 months
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Tony Stark: “Listen, Your Assassiness, lets get one thing straight. I take orders from one person, me!”
Natasha Romanoff: “It’s a wonder you're still alive.”
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whowhatifs · 1 year
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totallyrwbyquotes · 4 months
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Yang: You said you wanted to be around when I made a mistake, princess, and I think this may be it.
Weiss: I take it back!
(Source: The Empire Strikes Back)
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David: Gwen, what if we're completely wrong? Gwen: I'm always ready to entertain that option. The universe is nothing if not humbling.
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Agamemnon: You're coming dangerously close to insubordination, Prince Achilles.
Achilles: No, 'King' Agamemnon. I'm not your subordinate. And what I'm coming dangerously close to is violence.
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emmikay · 2 months
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(before Mistoffelees’ song)
Mistoffelees: But Tugger, is this even possible?
Rum Tum Tugger: I never ask that question until after it’s been done.
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