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incorrectbatfam · 8 months ago
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Jason: Hope you get run over.
Tim: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately, it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.
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sohotthateveryonedied · 3 months ago
This is a tall order but since youre the batclan expert can you find every instance of the batkids calling each other brothers and sisters? Trying to prove a point
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and this isn’t even HALF of the ones i have saved
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incorrectbatclan · a year ago
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Dick: Have you seen Tim?
Bruce: He locked himself in his room and is putting on eyeliner with his music on full blast.
Dick: Huh? Why?
Bruce: My Chemical Romance is back-
Jason, stumbling out from a locker behind them: MCR IS BACK?
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incorrectbatclan · a year ago
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Bruce: One day I’ll be thankful my son is an independent iron willed human with and unrelenting strong voice.
Bruce: But not today.
Bruce: Not in this grocery store.
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months ago
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Roy: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask people if they are a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French.
Jason: Ask me if I'm a fucking horse. I dare you.
Roy: Tu es un cheval?
Jason: Nay.
Roy: Oh you MOTHERFUCKER—
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im-cool-i-pinky-swear · 3 years ago
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I feel like being mugged is a sort of rite of passage for Gothamites. Like, you don’t really live in Gotham until you’re mugged once or twice. On that note, I also feel like Gotham would be the hardest place in the world to rob a bank, solely because people aren’t scared of anyone with just a gun anymore. “Put the money in the-” “Nah, I’m good, bud.” That, or people won’t wait for help to come unless it’s one of the big guys, like the Joker or Two-Face. They’ll take care of the problem themselves. They probably expect their banks to be robbed every time they go
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incorrectbatfam · 9 months ago
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Damian: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly I’m falling asleep already.
Damian: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.
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vvipgot7be · a year ago
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Bruce: JASON! WHY DID YOU DROWN PENGUIN?
Jason: Technically, penguins dont drown. So I didn't kill him, it's his fault he can't breathe underwater.
Damian: It was about time Todd used his grey matter .
Y/N:Penguins.Don't.Breathe.Underwater.
Tim and damian: *snickers*
Jason: Shut up demon-spawn and replacement
Damian: Shut up DISAPPOINTMENT.
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Inspiration :)
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incorrectbatfam · a year ago
All the Robin’s sit on each others shoulders and walk around calling themselves “Robin to the sixth power” and no one can deny my claims
They put on a ridiculously long trench coat so they only have to pay for one ticket at the movies
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torii-storii · 4 years ago
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y’know instead of us always begging for batfam in a movie, we could really just petition for a batfam show bc then we’d get episodes of dick and jason bickering over who ate the last sandwich while beating up drug dealers or tim and damian having to work together against penguin bc the others are held up dealing with scarecrow or an entire episode from oracle’s pov in the clocktower and also daytime moments like cass going to ballet, tim working at WE, steph taking out riddler while in civvies and keeping her cover, and bruce being a Dad™ while silently begging for his children to stop purposely showing up at WE in costume or in the middle of a board meeting shouting about what their sibling did this time
like it’d be so good and we deserve this
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havenbrightknight · 4 months ago
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Jason: If you get in trouble I’m gonna be like, a lawyer to you. Ok?
Tim: Yeah.
Bruce: Tim!!!!!
Tim: Yes B?
Bruce: Sit down on the chair. You’re in trouble.
Jason: (whispering) Deny everything.
Tim: [loudly] That isn’t a chair.
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incorrectbatfam · 10 months ago
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Clark: I want to tell you a joke but I only remember the punchline.
Bruce: Go ahead.
Clark: Tooth-hurty.
Bruce: When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Clark: You complete me.
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