Superman and Batman (Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne) icons and header from The Man of Steel (Byrne, Giordano, 1986)
Follow-up: Jason shot at Dick from the balcony for being within 200 feet of the building
Dick: the entire thing is one long sentence but it’s grammatically correct so Bruce can’t say anything
Jason: waits until the morning paper comes and crosses out the inaccurate parts
Tim: writes “lmao” after every horrific incident
Damian: 50-page dissertation on a bike thief
Duke: 3–5 pages double spaced Times New Roman size 12 font in MLA format
Cullen: he’s not a vigilante but he doesn’t wanna feel left out so he gets Bruce to beta-read his 200k Destiel fix-it fanfic
Stephanie: yellow text on white paper—as soon as it leaves the printer it’s Bruce’s problem
Cassandra: turns crime scene photos into greeting cards
Barbara: writes it correctly, but her file sizes are too big so each email contains six separate attachments
Harper: list of numbers with zero context
Carrie: a drawing of the Riddler on a unicycle
Dick ,Duke ,and Tim were watching tv. Damian was pretending to watch but was really drawing. Jason was walking back from the kitchen to get snacks.
5 year old y/n batsis :*runs up to Jason then kicks him in the balls*
Jason :what the fuck y/n why did you do that kid
Y/n:*a confused look on her face * “damian told me to kick you or Tim there when I am bored ”
Duke:*gets up from the couch and walks up to y/n* n/n you don’t do that that hurts people
Y/n:*getting more confused*but you guys hurt people and damian told me it was ok
Tim: why did you did you tell her that
Damian: "simple i don’t like todd or you drake and it is true we hurt bad people all the time.”
Dick: “ok I get you don’t like them but why tell y/n to do it when she is bored ”
Damian:*walks up y/n and picks her up*‘y/n are you still bored “
Y/n: *confused* no I am not bored so what is so wrong
Jason: *slightly recovered *” y/n get off o f him please"
Y/n:“pouts*no because damian is nice and the only one that is not confusing me”
Jason “damian let go of y/n for me to kill you
Damian *pouts in a moking way*” sorry but I promised y/n to teach her how to draw"
Jason “y/n sweety want to go get donuts ”
Y/n*shakes her head while bonceing up and down in damian’s arms almost falling but he caught her *no I want to draw let go dami"
Damian: “ok kets go”*leaves to up stairs *
Ten years later
Y/n: *walks up to Jason kicks him in the balls*
Jason: why the fuck did you do that
Y/n: I wanted to because I was bored * walks away to draw with damian*
I believe this is what you’re looking for:
Keep On Dreaming, Some Come True by Queerbutstillhere
When Jonathan Samuel Kent finds himself in a situation of being a very poor college student, he ends up stumbling himself into another situation.
He finds himself being an escort to one Billionaire Heir Damian Wayne.
Yup, he’s getting paid to fake date Damian Wayne.
This can’t go wrong at all, right?
Let Cass and Alfred be something other than perfect badasses
It seems to me that people want to see them as these faultless figures among a Disaster Bat™ family but honestly… I’m getting tired. You can only spend so long looking at perfect people before it gets boring
Yes, they’re hardened warriors and seasoned former spies, but they’re also human, and all humans have flaws, failures, nuances, losses, and breaking points. Don’t get me wrong, I love these characters, but I’d love them more if they weren’t placed on a pedestal
Alfred and Dick are not allowed to disagree on things. It’s a ‘house rule’.
It’s bad enough when they’re a sarcastic/bitchy Team. But if they’re on opposite sides?
It happened once and has been forbidden ever since.
Most of the Batclan have managed to block out the memory, Jason’s just pissed he missed it.
Red Robin (Tim Drake) icons from Red Robin issues #1-4 (Yost, Bachs, Thibert, 2009)
lol um go follow my ig dc spam @/jasontoddgf cause i want to make friends and stuff and we can cry about how much we miss the batfam and we can bully bruce :P