#xu shangqi drabble

[tom-whore-dleston]

Pairing: Xu Shangqi x f. reader

Genre: smut

Warnings: mentions of sex, hickies, scratches, amnesia, Vegas shenanigans, alcohol consumption, hangover, Shangqi being a tease, implied smut (plz let me know if I am forgetting any)

Summary: A trip to Vegas leads to you waking up to another man in your bed. 

Word Count: 864

Notes: This started as a request from my bday sleepover almost a year ago 💀 and I lost inspo for it until I decided to take part in @the-slumberparty Warm-Up: One Word Drabble. Thank you Navy and Roo for hosting this sleepover and thank you Bri Bri for the request! Remember to reblog and comment if you enjoyed what you read 😊

word generated: club

request: 🎉 from the prompt list, specially the smutty ones, 15. “I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment.” and 29. “I’ll take it that you like what you see.” with Shangqi? 🫣 👀 - @hollandparkersx

You woke up to a pounding headache and dry throat. But with your friends around, you knew that you would end up drinking more than you can handle and make even more crazy decisions. Speaking of your friends.

Oh shit, what time was it?

The alarm clock on the side of your bed flashed 11:30am. You groaned, massaging your temples. 

Well, so much for brunch at The Cosmopolitan. 

In annoyance, you snatched your phone from the nightstand. Turning it on, you read a message from your best friend.

Sorry, hun! Was gonna wake you up but then we saw you snuggled up to that hottie from the club last night. Don’t worry, we’ll bring you something when we come back. Have fun with your man 😘 Lmk if you need more of those XL condoms 😉

What the fuck was she-

Oh…

On the opposite side of the queen sized bed was a naked man, whose body looked like it was sculpted like Michaelangelo himself. Not to mention, red scratch marks trailed down his back as if a rabid animal attacked him. That couldn’t have been your doing…right? 

He began to roll over, exposing his equally sculpted chest and abs that was littered in hickies and kiss marks. Your eyes widened when you realized the lip stains on his body matched the shade of your lipstick from last night. As you wiped the side of your mouth, your smeared lipstick appeared on your fingertips. Finally awake, the man stared at you, leaning against his propped arm. You tried not to stare at his bulging bicep, but he caught on as he smirked. 

“Good morning, sweetheart,” the man slurred with a low, sexy morning voice that was richer than the coffee you craved to cure your hangover. His eyes scanned your bare torso, smirking as you quickly covered yourself.

“No need to be embarrassed, sweetheart,” he chuckled and you watched his chest rise and fall. “I already know you look beautiful naked.” Your cheeks heated up and you slowly let the blanket fall in your lap.

“I know I should care about the reason why you’re naked in my bed, but I will just enjoy it for a moment.”

The man laughed again. “Well you and I got pretty drunk last night and I guess one thing led to another…”

Now your memories were coming back to you. You and your friends went club hopping on the strip, and you met the guy in bed with you on the bus ride there. While you were still sober, you and he chatted over how you were in Vegas for your friend’s birthday, and he was there to get over some family issues he dealt with in the past month. 

By the time you got to the club, he paid for you and your friends' drinks. You basically left both of your groups to dance with each other but would still follow each other on each ride to the different clubs. At the end of the night, you and he went back to your room while both of your friend groups stayed behind to find a place to eat. The rest of the night with him was still a blur but it was pretty clear that you both slept with each other. Only thing was, you forgot his name.

“I’m sorry,” you started, “but can you remind me of your name please?” 

“Don’t sweat it. It’s Shangqi.” You nodded and then gave him your name.

“I remember your name, sweetheart.” Shangqi smiled. “Surprised you forgot mine when you were screaming it all night long.”

You clenched your jaw as you grew wet between your legs. The urge to pounce on him was strong, especially with the way he stretched across the bed. Your gaze automatically landed on his groin that hid underneath the bed sheet. 

“I’ll take it that you like what you see,” Shangqi teased once he caught you staring. You curled your lips inward as your face warmed up. He decided to change the subject to spare you of your embarrassment. 

“Got any plans for today?” Shangqi asked.

“I was supposed to go to brunch with my friends but seeing that they found us sleeping together, they decided it was best to leave me behind.” Shangqi gave you an apologetic look, feeling bad that he kept you from your friends. You reassured him, “Don’t worry though, I had a great time last night. I mean, I don’t remember everything that happened, but I know it was fun.”

“Yeah, we went through like 5 condoms last night.” He picked up an opened condom packet, causing your breath to hitch when you realized it was a gold XL packet like your friend mentioned in the text. 

You huffed out a flustered breath. “Wow, I guess there is a lot more that I don’t remember from last night.” 

Shangqi’s next words turned you into a puddle. “Want me to jog your memory, sweetheart?” 

You bit your lip as your thighs rubbed together to ease the growing need in your core. God, this man made it extremely impossible to resist him. “Yeah, help me remember every single detail.”

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[happypopcornprincess]

Comfort characters I love to write about:-

Joaquin Torres

Peter Parker

Sam Wilson

Shang Chi

Bucky Barnes

Kate Bishop

Yelena Belova

You can send me requests and suggestions in the asks I would be absolutely delighted to wrote them. Thank youu❤

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Regular taglist

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[the-slumberparty]

Warm Up: One-Word Drabbles Masterlist

Below is a collection of entries submitted for the Writer’s Warm Up.

Marvel

Shatter [Bucky Barnes, Marvel] - @navybrat817 (masterlist)

Forever [Bucky Barnes, Marvel] - @callingsergeantbarnes (masterlist)

The Gift [Bucky Barnes, Marvel] - @rookthorne (masterlist)

Keep Your Eyes On Me [Bucky Barnes, Marvel] - @frostironfudge (masterlist)

Tactics [Bucky Barnes, Marvel] - @buckets-and-trees (masterlist)

That Walk [Bucky Barnes, Marvel] - @bucky-barnes-diaries (masterlist)

blackheart [Bucky Barnes, Marvel] - @onceuponastory (masterlist)

Discreet [Tony Stark, Marvel] - @darkficsyouneveraskedfor (masterlist)

Scent [Steve Rogers, Marvel; Dean Winchester, Supernatural] - @alicewonderao3 (masterlist)

Moving (in) [Steve Rogers, Marvel] - @ironlady1993 (masterlist)

Only You [Steve Rogers x Reader] - @flordeamatista (masterlist)

The Grieving Widow [Steve Rogers x Reader] - @mochie85 (masterlist)

Mourning [Wanda Maximoff, Marvel] - @late-to-the-party-81 (masterlist)

After Last Night [ Xu Shangqi, Marvel] - @tom-whore-dleston (masterlist)

Gilded Cage [Thor, Marvel] - @michelleleewise (masterlist)

Popcorn [Thor, Marvel] - @ficnation (masterlist)

Other Chris Evans Characters

The Chores [Ari Levinson, Red Sea Diving Resort] - @theycallmebecca (masterlist)

Autonomy [Ari Levinson, Red Sea Diving Resort] - @peyton-warren (masterlist)

Help [Ari Levinson, Red Sea Diving Resort; Walter Marshall, Night Hunter] - @georgiapeach30513 (masterlist)

Formation [Lloyd Hansen, The Gray Man] - @ronearoundblindly (masterlist)

Other Sebastian Stan Characters

The Guardian [Lee Bodecker, The Devil All The Time] - @springdandelixn (masterlist)

Off the Beaten Track [Lee Bodecker, The Devil All The Time] - @darkficsyouneveraskedfor (masterlist)

Black Crown [Lee Bodecker, The Devil All the Time; Hal Carter, Picnic] - @sgt-seabass (masterlist)

Other Fandoms

Silver [Laurie, Little Women] - @darksideofthecocoamoon {masterlist)

bigmouth [Aaron Hotchner, Criminal Minds) - @masterwords (masterlist)

None of your concern [Rhett Abbott, Outer Range) - @gennyanydots (masterlist)

Buried [Thomas Sharpe, Crimson Peak] - @colorsunimaginable (ao3)

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[babyboiboyega]

Enough (Shangqi x f!reader)

Shangqi x f!reader

Content: a little bit of angst, fluff at the end, Shangqi being such a damn sweetheart

Word Count: 1.3k

Babyboiboyega’s Marvel Masterlist

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Y/N’s movements were a little slower than usual as she dodged, kicked, and punched, and it was obvious, especially to her. It was obvious, and it frustrated her to no end as she continued to move around the mat. 

The slight throbbing in her temple she had woken up with had only gotten worse as the day went on, and it continued to do so the more she exerted herself. 

She tried to hide the pain behind a grimace, but under the guise of being focused, but she had a slight suspicion that he could see right through her. This only prompted her to intensify her actions, trying to come off as fine when in reality, the pressure in her head was close to debilitating. 

She knew that she should have stopped and told him what was wrong, but the stubborn, reckless side of her won out. And that was exactly what she was doing: being incredibly reckless. 

A grunt left her mouth as she was pushed back, her feet stumbling over each other.

“Y/N, what’s going on with you tonight? You’re a little slower than usual.”

Shangqi’s voice rang out, a teasing lilt to it as he gazed at her with his hands on his hips. His eyebrows were furrowed in genuine worry as she bent at the waist, bracing herself against her knees. 

With every breath she took came another painful throb in her temple, and even with her eyes squeezed shut, she could feel her head spinning. 

Hearing her labored breaths and noticing her silence, Shangqi walked closer, the small smile on his face dropping.

“Hey, what’s wrong? We can take a break. We should take a break.”

At his words, Y/N shook her head slowly before straightening. The wince that she tried to hide did not go unnoticed. 

“I’m fine. Let’s go again.”

Shangqi’s head tilted and his eyes narrowed slightly, this time with suspicion. 

“Y/N, there’s nothing wrong with taking a break. Maybe get a sip of water-”

“I’m fine, Shangqi, okay? I’m...I’m good.”

The conviction in her voice was enough for him to slowly nod his head before taking stance. His eyes watched her carefully as she did the same, and once he was satisfied that she was ready, he resumed their dance around each other.

He threw easily avoidable hits while still watching the way she reacted. Her eyebrows were pinched in concentration as she blocked his hits, her feet moving in the way he had taught her. 

For a brief moment, she felt pride and forgot about the pain that gripped her head. All of the sparring lessons were culminating into something she was proud of. 

But then Shangqi had to throw a punch while simultaneously going for her exposed bottom half. 

She had managed to block the hit, but she had been too oblivious of her open leg area.

Y/N felt herself falling and managed to right her foot enough to where her impact with the mat was more controlled. An almost embarrassing “oof” fell from her lips as she quite literally landed on her ass.  

It only took a few seconds for Shangqi to approach her, his hand held out to help her up. 

“We’re taking a break. I’ll go get your water.”

The finality of his words paired with her own frustration resulted in a pang of anger quickly running through her. 

She grabbed his hand and pulled herself up quickly, her mouth forming words of insistence that only dissipated as black spots crowded her vision. 

She rapidly blinked her eyes, but only seemed to make it worse. The pain in her head had decided to make itself known once again, and it came with a vengeance. 

This time, she couldn’t stop the small groan from escaping her mouth as her hand raised and gripped her head. 

The pain was unbearable now, akin to having one’s head slammed into a metal pole without the relief of eventually passing out. She could feel the throbbing at the base of her neck, and the pain had started to make her stomach churn. 

She should have listened to him. She should have stopped earlier.

Y/N hadn’t realized that she was swaying, leaning a little too far in one direction, until she felt soft, calloused hands land on her arms. 

“Y/N...Y/N, talk to me. What’s going on?”

As she spoke, Shangqi gently guided her down until she was safely kneeling on the floor, no longer swaying on her feet. He wasted no time in kneeling in front of her, his hands moving to cup her face.

“Come on, take deep breaths. Talk to me, sweetheart.”

Y/N spoke quietly and through clenched teeth, her hand continuing to put pressure against her temple.

“Migraine.”

The sigh that left Shangqi’s mouth was sympathetic as he rubbed her cheek. He leaned forward and pressed a chaste kiss against her forehead before slowly rising and bringing her with him.

He had no trouble supporting her weight as he led her in the direction of his room, leaving the open space behind them.

In reality, it had only taken a minute or so to get to Shangqi’s room, but every step had felt like 10 to Y/N. She was acutely aware of Shangqi turning off every light as they walked, and if she weren’t so busy making sure her lunch stayed down, she would have expressed her love and gratitude for his actions. 

She simply let Shangqi guide her to wherever she needed to go, knowing and trusting without a doubt that he would take care of her. 

He only proceeded to prove her right as he wasted no time in walking her towards his bed and gently lowering her onto it. As soon as she was situated, he quietly walked around the bed and turned off every remaining light, the tv, and even closed the blinds.

In only a span of a few seconds, he had grabbed a glass of water and the medicine she had left at his place for a situation exactly like this. 

“Y/N, here’s your medicine. Come on, babe. I just need you to take this real quick.”

With an agonized groan and her eyes still tightly shut, Y/N slowly sat up. Her hands blindly reached out, prompting Shangqi to drop her pill into her hand followed by the glass of water. She took the medicine quickly and without hesitation, before holding it out once more. 

Shangqi’s hands shot out, one grabbing the glass while the other gently landed on her back, keeping her from laying back down.

A noise between a soft cry and a groan left Y/N’s mouth at being stopped, but the slight annoyance she had quickly dissipated as Shangqi gently crawled into bed in front of her. 

All while whispering apologies to her, he maneuvered their bodies to where they could lay down with Y/N completely covering his body with her own. 

There had been a question on the tip of her tongue as he had moved them, but it all made sense when his hands raised and started massaging her temples, gingerly but with enough pressure to ease the pain. 

She felt his lips touch her hair, and it made a lone tear slip from her tear line. The tears that formed as a result of pain only fell as a result of being cared and loved for.

But Shangqi had interpreted the new tear stain on his shirt as one of pain. He spoke softly with his lips pressed to her head. 

“I know. I know, I’m sorry I can’t do more.”

His words made her arms tighten where they were wound around his torso. As she spoke, more tears fell from her eyes.

“You do more than enough, Shangqi. You’re more than enough.”

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I hope you all enjoyed this! Like I said, this is a comfort fic that I really wrote for myself, but decided to post it here! I do deal with chronic migraines, and with every migraine comes a great disdain for everyone in the immediate vicinity....but I just KNOW that Shangqi would do anything to help me feel better, so I wanted to write it!

This week has been reaaaalllyy tough so far between work, class, and personal issues, so that’s another reason why this is a comfort fic, it helped me escape life while I was writing. 

But once again, I hope you all enjoyed this! Please like, reblog, and/or leave a comment. Literally whenever someone leaves a comment, it makes my day!

OH! I’m also thinking about making a tag list! 👀👀

Stay safe, y’all!

#Shang Chi #shangqi #shang-chi drabble #shangqi x reader #shang-chi fanfic #shangqi imagine #shangqi drabble #shangqi fanfic #shang-chi x reader #xu shangqi #xu shang-chi #xu shangqi x reader #xu shangqi imagine #xu shangqi drabble #marvel #simu liu #simu liu x reader

[kirbyskisses-main-moved]

Shang “calls you cute and beautiful in mandarin and laughs it off when you ask what he’s saying” Chi

Katy “I may not be fluent but if you don’t tell them you’re in love with them this week I will do it for you, coward” Chen

#shang chi drabble #shang chi imagine #shang chi x reader #shang chi and the ten rings #x gn reader #x male reader #x fem!reader #katy chen #awkwafina #fluff #xu shangqi #xu shang chi #simu liu

[crazycookiecrumbles]

A Best Friend’s Return

A/N: UHHHHH. Okay. So this is in my Stark!ReaderVerse, and it comes after the Prequel series (The Beginnings). Feedback? Cool, thanks.

TAG LIST NOTES:  I have no idea how to efficiently make a tag lists and am lazy as shit, so I would recommend post notifications just bc i’m, well,...tired lazy person

Direct Part 2 of: A Terrible Return

Pairing: Shang-Chi x Stark!Reader, Platonic!Bucky x Stark!Reader, Steve Rogers x Stark!Reader, Platonic!Clint x Reader

Warnings: swearing, swearing, angsty chats, fluff?

Summary: After the that explosive discussion with Steve, you feel incredibly lost and confused.

Sam shook his head. He glanced over to Bruce who was silently expressing his disappointment as he rubbed the bridge of his nose and exhaled slowly.

“That was not the way to go about this at all,” Bruce said out loud. “You guys shouldn’t have ambushed her.”

“She’d never have agreed to sit down with him, we needed to surprise her with this. I just didn’t think you were going to come out here confessing your love for her again, Steve, I thought you were just going to apologize and admit you’re an idiot.”

Steve shook his head, “No, I don’t want to hold my tongue with her. I just didn’t expect her to show up with a boyfriend. Are they serious?”

Bruce pursed his lips and shrugged, “We don’t really talk as much unless it’s about rebuilding.”

Sam, however, nodded, “Yeah, they are. I’ve seen them together. It’s serious, and he’s really, really devoted to her.”

Steve hummed, “But is she devoted to him?”

“Dude —“

“I’m just asking.”

Sam sighed, “Yeah, she is, man. Honestly, they’re a good fit. He’s helped her deal with a lot, deal with you.”

Steve sighed, “I get it. You’re mad at me —“

“Look, you made your choices, man, but the way you did it? I don’t agree with it. Regardless, it’s done. What’s done is done and it looks like she’s done with you. Springing that on her like that was messed up, and you know it, because I know you’re well aware of how your ex-wife is.”

Steve cringed at the word ‘ex-wife’, and it made him feel the guilt he’d been trying to repress for decades. Obviously, this was all his choice. He decided to do it. He decided to go back in time and live out his life with another woman because he just needed to know. Peggy was his biggest ‘what if.’ He spent five years without (Y/N) and he made himself move on. He forced himself to repress those feelings and move on, because there was no way to go back. You were gone.

And then suddenly you were back, just like that. You were back, but at the same time he had the chance to go back, to see her, to know what if. For a man who always feared how he didn’t belong, he finally had the chance to go back and live the life he thought he was supposed to, and he lived it until its completion.

And, yet, there was still an empty feeling inside, because the life he had always wanted: a home, a loving wife, domestic bliss without alien invasions or wearing the suit and being a symbol for the world. He just had the chance to be Steve, and he thought he wanted it. He did. He does, but he realized at the end of it all that empty, dark feeling inside of him was because he lived with a mistake for decades, and that mistake was thinking he could live that life with anyone else but you.

“I love her, Sam,” Steve said quietly. “If there’s a chance to get her back, I have to try.”

~*~

Outside, Shangqi was looking around frantically. There was no sight of you. He couldn’t even find footsteps of you. He felt a panicked feeling in his chest as he wondered where you could’ve gone so quickly. He took his phone out of his pocket and started to call your phone and realized that there was no way you’d answer at a time like this. He knew you were upset, and he was realizing very quickly you were doing that thing the Starks liked to do: run from their feelings.

You just happened to be very literal with it.

He placed another phone call as he started to walk around the new compound for any sort of clue. After three rings someone answered the call and he shut his eyes in relief.

“Hey! You guys miss your flight or something?” Katy’s voice asked. “Tell me you did and that you’re now going to go pick up New York pizza and bring it back — wait, how can you miss a flight on a private jet —“

“Katy,” Shangqi said quietly.

Katy’s eyes widened. She shoved her brother away from her by grabbing his face and throwing him on the sofa. She raced to her room and slammed the door shut, locked it, and sat on her bed as she put it on speaker and she started packing a bag.

“What happened? Are you hurt? Is (Y/N) hurt? Give me the word I will be there right now.”

“I—I—no—I don’t know where to begin. I don’t even know if I can say this on the phone?” Shangqi laughed and ran his hand through his hair. “Katy —“

“Spit it out, asshole!”

“Her ex is back,” Shangqi explained. “He’s back. He’s not old or anything. He’s….he’s the same as he was when he left.”

Katy’s jaw fell open, “Hold on.” Katy crossed her legs on the bed and covered her mouth for a moment, “The ex. The ex-husband?”

“That’s the one.”

“The iconic one?”

“Yes.”

“America’s—“

“Katy,” he groaned.

“Yeah, yeah, sorry,” Katy stared ahead of her at the wall, “Holy shit. How? Okay. Tell me later. Wait, no, tell me that now. No—just—are you okay? Is she okay?”

Shangqi laughed, “He’s the definition of a perfect man who wants her back. I feel great.” His bitter laughed continued again as he walked the compound, “She stepped out for a breath. She kind of almost threw Bucky out a window. Now I can’t find her. I can’t find Bucky. His bike is gone. There’s no trail — I don’t know what to do.”

“You’re not thinking clearly,” Katy said knowingly. “She’s definitely gone. She’s a runner, she ran somewhere, but she probably didn’t run. She probably used her powers, which is unfair, because I never get to see her be badass in person. Which is bullshit.”

Shangqi swore, “You’re right. She would do that.”

“Yeah. Maybe she kidnapped Bucky? Or he went on his bike after her?”

“I doubt it. I didn’t even hear the bike or see the trail — shit,” Shangqi stopped walking when he saw a body laying underneath a bike several yards away. “I think I found him. I don’t think he’s dead — but she definitely did something.”

Katy whistled, “Damn. She is not doing well. Keep me updated, okay? Should I come over? I can get on a flight. I remember where the compound is.”

“I don’t want to burden you with this. It’s not about me anyway, it’s —“

“Hey,” Katy said quickly. “You’re my best friend. You’re surrounded by her people. I know she’s your girlfriend, and that’s her ex, but this affects you too. Sam and Bucky like you too, but we’re still the new kids on the block. I’m coming down. Okay? I’m here for you — both of you.”

Shangqi nodded as he started walking towards what he assumed was Bucky, “Thank you, Katy.”

“Absolutely,” Katy said. “I also want to see what that guy looks like in person. See you in a few hours!”

Shangqi shook his head as he shoved the phone into his pocket. He ran over to Bucky just as the man grabbed the motorcycle with one hand and flung it over himself and to the side. Bucky groaned as he sat up and cracked his back, turning his head to see Shangqi as he caught up to him.

“You okay?” Shangqi asked as he extended a hand to him.

Bucky nodded, muttering a quiet thanks as he helped him up, “Yeah, yeah, I’m fine. She didn’t try to kill me, just tried to get me away.”

“She does that, pushing people away,” Shangqi muttered.

“Keeps you close, s’far as I’ve seen,” Bucky said and cleared his throat. “Look, man, I — “

“You walked us into an ambush back there,” Shangqi said. “I thought we were cool, at least enough for you to respect me, respect her, but I get it, Steve’s your best friend —“

“It’s not like that, Shangqi, I swear,” Bucky said quickly. “Steve wanted to talk to her, he said he wanted to explain himself. He never said he was still in love with her, had feelings for her, nothing like that. He didn’t say anything like that when he first came back. We had no idea he was going to do that, I swear.”

Shangqi studied him for a moment before nodding hesitantly. Bucky extended his hand to him to shake, a show of good-faith and earnestness that he really was not trying to break them up.

“I meant it when I said I liked the two of you together. Between all the death and how she just runs from her feelings, a lot of her support is gone. You make her deal with her shit and feel okay doing it. It’s not really the Stark way, it’s a new way, and it’s good.”

Shangqi snorted, “Considering I’ve been lying about who I am for over ten years, that’s shocking to hear.”

Bucky rolled his eyes, “That’s nothing. She spent a lot of time around other assassins, you’re fine.”

“Yeah, she mentioned some names earlier. Clint, Nat?”

“Natasha,” Bucky nodded once and gestured for him to follow him away. “Clint, yeah. Those are her actual best friends.”

Shangqi’s eyes flew open, “I thought that was you and Sam.”

Bucky laughed and shook his head, “No, no. I mean, I guess now we became her default, after everything that happened. We got closer because she married Steve. I mean, all of us were together so much, you know? It all became a big family, but way before me and Sam, even before Steve, there was those two. Uh, Nat died — Nat sacrificed herself. Clint was…Clint was devastated. He and (Y/N) didn’t really talk about it, and they haven’t really spoken to each other.”

Shangqi chewed on his lip as he realized how little he really knew about you even after all this time, “Okay. Does he live around here?”

“Uh, he has a farm out in Iowa.  Last I heard he’s got a place in Brooklyn, too.”

“Would she see him?”

Bucky blinked, “Well, he didn’t walk her into an emotional ambush.”

“And he’s not currently at home with her impressionable, genius young sister.”

“And step-mom who would absolutely put her suit on and kill Steve,” Bucky nodded. “Huh, nice work, Shangqi. Let’s go pay him a visit.”

~*~

You landed with a soft thud and sniffled as you dragged your feet through the snow. You went and sat under a tree that you had sat under dozens and dozens of times before. This was too much for you. You just had the most emotional week of your life where all you could do was think about how much you missed your dad. Now, your friends shove you in front of your ex-husband who says he wants you back in front of your boyfriend, who is nothing but perfectly poise as he still takes care of you. 

You felt like your own heart was fighting against you at this point.

It was beating so fast and you didn’t know what to do. Had this been years ago when your dad was still alive, you would’ve ran to him in the lab. He would’ve poured you a glass of booze, handed you a wrench, and told you to go crazy and work out your feelings. Sometimes you’d tell him what was wrong. Other times, you wouldn’t, but, somehow, he just always knew what the problem was, he just never forced you to say it.

Then again, Tony Stark was nothing if not extremely nosey, so he always knew because he was always snooping and hovering and doting over you. And you really wanted nothing more than to exactly that with him, but you couldn’t. And now you felt like maybe, just maybe, the healthy thing to do for once would be to talk and process these feelings out loud. But who? You didn’t want to put this on Shangqi, you’d done that once before. You couldn’t look at Bucky or Sam right now. Bruce — you didn’t want to test his temperament.

You could go to Pepper, but you’d left with such a positive end, and you really, really didn’t want to risk getting too upset and accidentally ruining their home. Pepper told you that you shouldn’t run anymore, that you stay and deal with things, and yet you couldn’t bring yourself to go to her. You really wanted to talk to someone who understood you and wasn’t going to interfere like you felt Pepper would out of maternal instincts.

Yes, even you were certain Pepper would kill Steve.

You just — you needed to talk to someone. You needed someone who knew you.

Your fingers were shaking as you brought up your phone. A process that would take so little time took much longer to do just because you were panicking and freaking out. Even the tree you were leaning on shook, and you brought the phone up to your ear, but it was too hard to hold. You ended up hugging your knees to your chest and setting the phone on top of them and putting it on speaker phone.

A voice you recognized all too well answered, “Barton.”

“Hi, your voice squeaked quickly.”

There was a very pregnant pause, “(Y/N)?”

“Hi, yes. Sorry. I’m freaking out and I need someone to talk to. I’m sorry I didn’t talk to you after the funeral and I ghosted you like I did everyone else, but it was a lot and there was so much death and —“

“It’s okay,” Clint said, interrupting your verbal vomit. “It’s okay, Stark.  You’re okay. It’s not like I was running to check on you either.”

You laughed dryly, “Your wife died for you.”

Clint huffed, “She died for everyone.”

“Yeah,” you trailed off. “I’m sorry. I didn’t help you.”

“I didn’t help you, and I’m supposed to be the contracted big brother,” he joked. “You lost Nat too, and Tony, and Steve and Wanda’s —“

“Off the grid, “You finished and sniffled. “Steve’s back.”

Clint hummed, “So that’s the panic attack I’m hearing, huh? What do you mean ‘back’?”

“I mean he looks exactly like he did the day he left.”

“How?”

“Doctor Strange fucked up a spell apparently? I don’t know. He left as soon as he saw me. I’m so confused.”

“Asshole,” Clint muttered under his breath, causing you to snort. “Okay. Just breathe with me Stark. You’re okay. I’m sure you already assaulted him.”

You laughed and rubbed under your eyes with your sleeve, “I stopped his heart.”

“That’s bad ass,” Clint mused. “Look at you all grown up, kid. I remember when you used to shake that place out in Malibu when a scary movie was on.”

You scoffed, “That was one time. And it wasn’t because of the scary movie. It’s because someone was trying to break in and get my dad.”

“I know, I know,” Clint said quickly. “Steve said something, didn’t he? You wouldn’t be like this if he was just back and that was it.”

You cleared your throat, “Sam and Bucky basically walked me into the lion’s den where Steve was waiting to tell me that he loved me and wanted me back.”

“What an asshole.”

“I know!” You said quickly. “I just — yeah.”

“Sam and Bucky really did that to you?”

“Bucky claims he had no idea Steve was going to do that.”

“Hm, I’d take that with a grain of salt, but I don’t know the dynamic with all of them now,” Clint said. “But Steve’s also a master tactician, so I’m sure he knew not telling them that detail would make sure you saw him.”

“Yeah, so we could work out our shit, apparently, because I’m always making something break at the thought of him or whatever.”

“Do you?”

“….Sometimes.”

He sighed, “Come on, kid. Don’t make that guy make you lose control. He’s an idiot.”

You snorted, “Yeah, yeah. You said I was going to marry that idiot and have tons of children. Remember that?”

Clint cringed, “To be fair, you did marry him. I just didn’t account for him being a selfish piece of shit.”

“No one did,” you muttered. “I should’ve known, though. Stubborn prick.”

“You had no way of knowing,” Clint said. “Don’t beat yourself up about that. And don’t let that guy get any more tears or stress from you. You’re worth more than that. Cry over shit that actually matters, like puppies in pounds, or kids falling.”

“Kids falling is sad?” You questioned.

“No, that shit’s hilarious,” Clint scoffed which made you snort. You heard his doorbell ring and he groaned as he got up off the sofa. “One sec, pizza’s here.”

“Still with the pizza?” You giggled.

Clint shrugged as he grabbed the cash off of the counter and sidestepped his resting dog and ran to the door, “The one thing that will never fail me or leave me in this world is pizza. That’s a good lesson to learn.”

“Even bad pizza?”

“Pizza is pizza,” he answered you and looked through the peephole of his door before humming, “That’s not pizza.”

“Who is it?”

“Bucky, and an asian guy.”

Your jaw fell to the floor. Your eyes widened, “What?”

“Yeah, hold on a sec. Don’t worry, I’ll make sure you can hear it. This should be good.”

~*~

Clint was a great man for letting you stay on the line and listen to this conversation. He opened the door and leaned against it, arms crossed over his chest as he momentarily ignored Shangqi and stared at Bucky. Bucky quietly held the pizza box out to him.

“How’d you know that was for me?”

Bucky raised an eyebrow. Clint shrugged and gave Bucky the cash he was going to give the delivery guy and took the pizza box and went right towards his kitchen, “Bucky, mystery guy.”

“This is Shangqi,” Bucky explained.

“Still a mystery guy to me,” Clint said as he leaned against the counter, brought a slice of pizza out of the box and folded it in half before taking a large bite out of it. “Why do I care who he is? And why are you here, exactly?”

Shangqi pursed his lips and looked to Bucky. Bucky nodded to the man once and stepped forward into the kitchen. Clint turned the box of pizza towards him and Bucky declined. When Clint offered Shangqi, the man shrugged and nodded before taking a slice.

“So?” Clint asked. “What did you do?”

“Why do you —“

“Oh, come on.” Clint joked, “No one comes to the retired guy unless something’s wrong. We all know this. What’s going on?”

Bucky cleared his throat, “Okay. Steve’s back and young again. Says he’s in love with (Y/N) and wants her back. She ran off and we have no idea where she went but I know she won’t go see Pepper like this and you’re kind of, well —“

“The closest thing left?” Clint raised an eyebrow. “And he is?”

“Her…..boyfriend.” Shangqi said hesitantly around a mouthful of pizza.

Now that took Clint by surprise. He choked on his pizza crust and looked Shangqi up and down as he tried to assess this kid. This man was definitely not Steve.  The Jordans, the graphic shirt, the bomber jacket, Shangqi was, well —

“Holy shit,” Clint coughed. “I thought she only went for elderly men. Dare I say it, you actually look age appropriate. Wow.”

You wanted to kill him for that joke.

Shangqi snorted, “I left my suspenders and cardigan at home.”

“I bet,” Clint said. “Wow. The prodigal one returns and you’re just left there like a sack of shit, huh? Must hurt.”

“A bit,” Shangqi confessed.

Clint hummed and studied his every move, “How’d you take it?”

“Well…how could I take it? It’s more news for her than me. I mean, it’s news for me but, but it’s not about me right now. I just know she’s hurt, and I don’t now where she is, and I want to find her.”

“And you came to me because you thought she’d magically pull up her big girl pants and contact me?”

“Yup,” Bucky nodded. “I don’t feel a rattle. She’s not here, is she?”

“No, she’s not.” Clint told them. “But you’re right, she did contact me. She’s okay. Didn’t start some earthquake or landslide. She just needed space to think. She's okay. You guys should head back to wherever you just drove from and go be with her.”

Shangqi breathed a sigh of relief. Bucky thought it was the first breath that man let out since they’d left to find you. He could feel the stress radiating off of him in waves, and it just served to make him feel more guilty for this entire thing.

“How’d you guys get here so fast, anyway?” Clint asked after a moment.

“Ah, boy toy over here was too anxious for the drive. We stole a quinjet.”

Clint whistled, “She’s going to kill you if those things weren’t meant to be tested yet.”

“We’ll survive,” Bucky snickered. “Come on. Let’s get going, daylight’s already gone.”

Shangqi nodded and glanced to Clint, “Thank you, Mr. Barton. I appreciate you telling me she’s okay.”

“Yeah, yeah. Clint’s fine, kid,” he replied. While Bucky was leaving the apartment, Clint extended his hand out to Shangqi. Shangqi smiled and shook his hand, surprised when he was suddenly yanked forward right into Clint’s chest. The man wrapped an arm around him and whispered in his ear, “If you do to her even a fraction of what Steve did, I will shove my arrows into your eye sockets until there’s nothing left but a puddle of mush.”

Shangqi blinked, “Noted, sir.”

~*~

When they were gone, Clint leaned against the counter after shutting the door behind him, “You get all that, Stark?”

“Yeah.”

“Boyfriend, huh?” Clint mused. “Doesn’t dress like Steve.”

“Clint —“

“If he treats you well, I’m happy for you, kiddo.”

Smiled softly, “He does. I’m happy too.”

“You love him?”

“Yeah.”

“Tell him,” Clint said. “He looks scared.”

“What do you mean?”

“I mean, he looks like he thinks he doesn’t hold a candle to Rogers,” Clint explained. “That kid’s a ball of fear and he’s holding it all in for your sake. If you love him, tell him.”

“Okay, I will. Thanks Clint.”

“Yeah, yeah,” Clint cleared his throat. “You sure he’s a good one to you?”

You smiled softly and nodded, “I think he makes me better and forces me to actually deal with my shit.”

“Wow. Dude deserves a god damn Nobel Prize.”

“Wow. Fuck off, Clint.”

“Hey, you called me,” He joked before clearing his throat. “I’m glad you did, kid. I’m sorry you’re going through this. But I’m here for you. I wasn’t before, but, but uh, I can be there for you again.”

“I can for you too,” You said quietly. “I’m sorry. I wasn’t there for you at all, but I’m…I’m making myself visible again. I’ll be there for you.”

“I’m happy to hear that. Go home, Stark, or wherever the hell you guys are. Okay?”

“Yeah, I will. Bye, Clint.”

You hung up the phone and took a few deep breaths. He was right. You needed to return to the compound. It was dark out, which was going to be more annoying to navigate until you came near the vicinity of the compound to see all the lights. With a heavy sigh, you stood up from your usual spot from whenever you were sad and still lived there, and took a moment to look around at the cliffs in front of you. You nodded once to yourself and turned around to leave, stopping in your tracks with your heart in your throat.

“Steve?”

Steve stood there with two flashlights and a backpack resting on his shoulders. He greeted you with a small wave and you scowled.

“What are you doing here?”

“We were married, (Y/N).” He reminded you, “You think I don’t know where all your hiding spots are when you need to be alone?”

You rolled your eyes, “I’m surprised you remember and it’s not all filled with details about Peggy.”

Steve sighed, “Can we talk?”

“No. I don’t even know why you’re here.”

“To make sure you get back okay.”

“In case you haven’t noticed, Steve. I’m fine. I’m fine without you. I made it here without you, and I can get back without you. I’m a world-ender. Okay? A fucking wolf isn’t going to kill me.”

“No, maybe not,” Steve said as you both started walking towards the compound. “But, you probably used your powers to get here, and I bet you haven’t eaten in awhile. You don’t have enough calories to get back without possibly risking getting exhausted or passing out, because while we both know how extremely strong you are: if you’re not 100%, you’re not going to make it.”

Fuck this fucking motherfucker for being totally right about that. You stopped and turned to glare at Steve as he caught up to you. You both continued walking in silence while he went through the bag. He produced a protein bar for you, and you muttered your thanks as you angrily bit into it.

“So, what did you think think you could talk to me about? Your mistakes? More excuses?”

Steve shook his head, “You know what, (Y/N)? You know how I feel about you. I love you. I’ve never stopped loving you, and I’ll do whatever it takes to get you back.”

You balked, “I don’t want you back, Steve. Get that through your head.”

“I’m not giving up on us,. You’re my wife —“

“Ex-wife —“

“Regardless, I love you.” He explained. “I love you, and I’ll do whatever it takes. I’m with you — “

You scoffed, “What, till the end of the line?”

He shook his head, “Always, (Y/N).”

You really thought about murdering him in the middle of the woods, but you couldn’t bring yourself to do it. You shook your head and told him you wanted to walk in silence on the way back, and whether it was because he realized he didn’t have a chance or because he thought listening to you would be getting on your good side, he was quiet.

by the time you saw the compound, you saw the quinjet they had stolen resting on a nearby helipad instead of being moved back inside the hangar like it was supposed to. Morons, honestly. You both entered the building, and you looked around to see Shangqi off to the side with Sam and Bucky, watching as the man was frantically on his phone typing away. Your phone had died during your walk and you could tell he was stressed by the look on his face.

Sam kicked Shangqi’s shoe, causing the man to look up and lock eyes with you. As Shangqi pocketed his phone and made his way over to you, you ran over to him and jumped on him. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders and your legs around his waist as you crushed him in a hug that made his bones crack under your grasp.

“I’m sorry,” you said quickly. “I’m sorry I ran away from you and I don’t deal with my shit like a healthy person should.”

“Oh, I know you do that,” Shangqi nodded. “Look, I —“

“I love you,” you said earnestly, hands coming up to cup his face. Shangqi’s gaze softened, as staring at you adoringly as you surprised him with this confession of love. “Shangqi, I love you with all of me. You make me so, so incredibly happy. And I don’t think I know how lucky I am to have someone love me and care about me like you do, but I uh, I'm starting to realize it.”

Shangqi smiled softly as he held you up, “You love me that much, huh?”

“You’re my first choice,” you said quietly. “I will always choose you. I promise.”

“I’ll choose you too,” Shangqi grinned.

You smiled and pressed your lips against his. Shangqi shuddered from the feel of your ice cold lips pressing against his while you melted into his warm touch. You ignored the sounds of Bucky and Sam clearing their throat as you kissed your boyfriend.

You let your legs fall from his waist and he held your hips as you slipped down to stand up straight.

Shangqi squeezed them and pressed his forehead against yours, “It’s late. Do you want to stay the night and leave tomorrow?”

You nodded, “Yeah, I’m starving.”

“I’ll see if I can make us something.”

You grinned and kissed him again. Shangqi kissed you, eyes opening briefly to see Steve standing behind you both by several feet, glaring at Shangqi with how the man held you and kissed you. At this moment, Shangqi just couldn’t help himself. He smirked as he kissed you, and he shot Steve a quick wink, just to really rub it in this face.

After all, how dare that man try to steal you away like that?

Just as Shangqi was about to walk off to the kitchen with you, and you were fully intent on ignoring Sam and Bucky for the time being, the compound doors open and you heard a loud huff and the sound of a bag hitting the floor.

“Oh, come on!” Katy shouted seeing everyone there. “Did I miss the drama already? Holy shit, dude. Old Captain America is hot. Well, I mean, previous Cap —I mean. Good job, (Y/N).”

Shangqi glared at her, “Really, Katy?”

“Uh, I mean good job now, with you, yeah. That’s what I meant.”

#shang chi x reader #shang-chi x reader #shang chi and the legend of the ten rings #shang-chi x stark!reader #shang chi x stark!reader #crazycookiecrumbles #stark!readerverse #steve x reader #steve rogers x reader #past!steve x stark!reader #past!steve x reader #platonic!clint x reader #stark!reader x platonic!clint #shangqi x reader #xu shang-chi #marvel imagine #shang chi one shot #marvel drabble

[doopdevil]

masterlist ! !

NAV & INTRO | TAGLIST

✧*:  disclaimer: if there’s a character you’d like me to write for that’s not on this list, lmk and i’ll consider it! enjoy!

✧*:  also: if you’d like a specific version of a character please let me know in the request :)

series

what are you waiting for? | natasha romanoff x fem!reader x steve rogers

part one

part two

part three

part four

part five

epilogue

if you love somebody, let them go | matt murdock x fem!reader | collab w @mobiusismyfav

part one

part two

part three

daisies & cinnamon | otto octavius x fem!osborn!reader

part one

part two

oneshots

happy birthday, baby | otto octavius x gn!reader

love confession prompt  | curt connors x gn!reader

lavenders | xu xialing x fem!reader

let’s kiss and see where it takes us prompt | norman osborn x gn!reader

i will never let him hurt you | jonathan crane x gn!reader

you’re my sanctuary | norman osborn x gn!ballet dancer!reader

headcanons

curt connors x gn!reader dating hcs

curt connors x gn!reader short s/o hcs

curt connors x gn!reader overly affectionate s/o hcs

curt connors x gn!reader s/o w bird powers hcs

lizard!curt connors x gn!reader hcs

sinister 5 (otto, max, and curt) x gn!reader protective hcs

sinister 5 (otto, norman, and curt) x gn!artist!reader hcs

sinister 5 (otto, max, and norman) x gn!venom!reader hcs

drabbles

are you wearing my shirt? + you’re always so distracted prompts | curt connors x gn!reader

your handwriting is atrocious prompt | curt connors x gn!reader

not our brightest idea prompt | curt connors x gn!reader

marvel

bucky barnes

curt connors

eddie brock

matt murdock

max dillon

natasha romanoff

norman osborn

okoye

otto octavius

peter parker

sam wilson

steve rogers

t’challa

venom

xu shangqi

xu xialing

dc

bruce wayne

edward nygma

harleen quinzel

harvey dent

pamela isley

jonathan crane

selina kyle

#masterlist

[gxrlcinema]

hello! this is your formal invitation to winter wonder-week, a non-denominational winter celebration of hitting 500 followers and more or less a year of writing fanfics. get your hot chocolate and your coziest sweater because we're going to have a snowball this week!

🤍 important information 🤍

dates | mon. december 20 - sun. december 26

how to request | send me an ask, along with the information required (as per the guidelines below)

note | please either send me the emoji that corresponds with what you’re asking for or the title so that i know what to do!

arctic temperatures | 🌬

ask me anything! - fmk, this or that, rant starter (send me "rant starter:" and then a topic of your choice and i'll go on a rant about it), questions about my fics, advice, and anything else your heart desires to know from me!

maybe you’re my snowflake | ❄️

song drabbles - send me a song lyric + a character or ship and i’ll write you a short lil fic! characters i write for: bucky barnes, steve rogers, sam wilson, natasha romanov, yelena belova*, loki, druig, wanda maximoff, xu shangqi, xu xialing and kate bishop. ships i write for: really any two characters from the mcu provided that they’re not minors or related. you could also send me a platonic dynamic if you’d like.

* i will not write romantic scenarios for yelena

warm woolen mittens | 🧤

moodboards - send me a concept (ex. stucky art museum date, aquarius moon + caroline forbes, a fic you’ve written) and i will make you a 3x3 moodboard!

sweater weather |🧶

ships - send me some info about you (will be posted publicly) and i’ll set you up with an mcu character just in time for cuffing season! (please specify gender preferences).

a cup of hot cocoa | ☕️

headcanons - send me a character or ship + and i’ll tell you some headcanons i have for them.

polar bears are dying, the ice caps are melting | 🐻‍❄️

playlists - send me a character or ship and i’ll make a 5 song playlist! (optional: a concept like “first date w/ xialing”).

disclaimer: i might not be able to get to every ask during the week but I will do my best to respond to them eventually!

feel free to start sending in asks now! happy winter wonder-week!

tagging some mutuals i want to go sledding with:

@elijahs-wife, @hellotvshowtrash, @dizzydancingdreamer, @dumble-daddy, @babycap, @kneel-bitches, @divine-mistake, @aphrogeneias, @sweetascanbee, @gxldenivy, @buckysbiota, @mickey-henry,@buckyshairography, @ambrosiase, @bubbly-moonwarrior, @thesewordsareallihavetogive, @turtle-steverogers, @writing-for-marvel

#winter wonder-week #ilana hits 500! #sleepover #moodboards #drabbles #headcanons #playlists #ships #ask games #please signal boost!

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Yeah I lied when I said I wasn't gonna be writing much bc I'm hella stressed with finals, graduation, and my summer trip coming up and all I want right now is professor Shangqi to comfort me.

I imagine he’d set all his work to the side, steal your laptop from under your fingers, and bring you to the living room. He’d ask you to sit down on the couch while he stands behind it. Once you’re settled down on the couch, Shangqi would start massaging your neck and shoulders. 

“There we go,” he muttered, pressing kisses to your temple. “Just relax for me, bub. Just like that.”

You melted at how his taut hands kneaded the knots in your shoulders. Your eyes slowly fluttered, his firm hands sending you to an astral plane of pleasure. Shangqi rolled his knuckles along the area where your neck and shoulder met, causing you to moan louder than you anticipated.

“Mmm, right there, Shangqi! Feels so good!” He bit down hard on his lip as filthy thoughts of his hands traveling further south plagued his mind. 

“You deserve it, baby girl.” He bent down just enough for his lips to drag along your outer ear. “I see you working so hard. It’s okay to take a break.” Shangqi dug his fingers further into the kink on your shoulder, your moans progressively getting louder and his head filling with other ways to pull those noises from you. 

“Shangqi-”

“Keep relaxing, bub. Doing so good for me. I’m so proud of you, baby.”

Shangqi continued massaging you until you requested he run a bath for you. There, he'd join you in the tub and you would be pressed against his chest while he fingered you to overstimulation. You could say that the professor had a way with his hands 😏

#yall he looks so soft in this gif like come gimme kiss baby 🥺 #i swear on simu christ i will write an in depth smut for him just bare with me #teach me tonight au #professor!shangqi #professor!shang chi #shang chi #xu shang chi #xu shangqi #shang chi x reader #shang chi x you #shangqi x reader #shangqi x you #shang chi imagine #shangqi imagine #shang chi drabble #shang chi blurb #shang chi smut

[tom-whore-dleston]

Barbie and the 900 Followers

HOLY SHIZZZ!!! I'm freaking out in silence but I am just extremely thankful to have met so many amazing folks like y'all! I love you guys for real 🥹🫶🏽

Since the Barbie movie releases in almost a year, I thought I'd hype up the movie in advance with a Barbie themed sleepover. No sleepover is complete without our fave doll 😊 Plus, Simu is in it so I gotta give the husband my full support bahaha

*in Margot Robbie's Barbie voice* NOW WHO'S READY FOR SOME FUN????

In the Barbie world:

Starts: July 16 @ 9am (PST)

Ends: July 18 @ 11:59pm (PST)

You are welcome to send in asks before the sleepover starts, but I won’t start responding to them until the start time.

As always, please be 18+ to participate! If I do not see any indication of your age in your bio or you do not have any posts/reblogs, you will be blocked! No exceptions!!

You don’t have to be following me to participate. Everyone is welcome 😊

I disabled anon feature to avoid meanies and minors.

Please send one emoji per ask. You don’t have to worry about spamming my inbox, I will see everything 😉

I will not write/discuss anything revolving around non-con, underage, a/b/o, bathroom kinks, blood kinks (only exception is vampire AU if applicable), incest, step-cest, foot fetish, pregnancy/babies.

I only write for female reader inserts with no specific race/ethnicity, hair/eye/skin color, body type, etc.

I reserve the right to deny writing/discussing any other things that make me uncomfortable.

C'mon Barbie, let's go party!

Ken Loves Barbie 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 - Mutuals only! ask me who I ship you with and I will write a lil sumn on your relationship with them (will only ship with fictional hotties) 

Blonde Bimbo Girl 👱🏻‍♀️ - Writer followers! send me a fic that you wrote and I will give you a good ol’ tom-whore-dleston essay review

Life in plastic 👠 - Send me a hottie and a prompt from one of lists below and I'll write a quick fic (feel free to add AUs/tropes/etc. for some flavor)

fluff/smut/physical || angst 1 & 2

You're my doll 💄 - Let’s play an ask game (cym, fmk, wyr, etc). Feel free to spice it up to your liking 😉

Dress me up👗 - Send me any scenarios or concepts that you envision for any of my AUs (Teach Me Tonight, Honey Baby, The Avengers Sweethearts) and I will write a drabble or head canon for them

Dreamhouse Adventures 🏠 - send me an AU/trope + hottie and I will make a moodboard (check out previous moodboards I have made for ideas)

Feel the glamour in pink 💖 - the floor is yours to get to know me better, thirst over a hottie, talk about your day, etc. Please just be respectful and do not send me any celeb discourse!

Oh, I love you, Ken 💘

♥ Real life hotties ♥

Simu Liu*, Tom Hiddleston, Tom Holland, Austin Butler*, Barry Keoghan, Andrew Garfield, Harry Styles, Oscar Isaac, Michael B. Jordan, Benedict Cumberbatch, Hayden Christensen

♥ Fictional hotties ♥

Marvel: Loki Laufeyson, Xu Shang-Chi/Shangqi*, Peter Parker (any variant), Xu Wenwu, Erik Kilmonger, Scott Lang, Thor Odinson*, Druig, Kingo, Eros/Starfox, Sam Wilson, Pietro Maximoff (Age of Ultron), Joaquin Torres, Bucky Barnes, Moonknight (all alters)*, Stephen Strange

Star Wars: Din Djarin, Anakin Skywalker*, Obi Wan Kenobi, Poe Dameron

Other: Kim Jung* (Kim’s Convenience), any of Sim Liu’s SNL characters (I am dead serious), Adam (Only Lovers Left Alive), Johnathan Pine (The Night Manager), Robert Laing (High Rise), James Conrad (Kong: Skull Island), Nathan Drake (Uncharted), Arvin Russel (The Devil All The Time)

An * indicates who I am simping for most at the moment and highly encourage asks for them!

dividers: @firefly-in-darkness

#barbie and the 900 followers #Ken Loves Barbie 👩🏼‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏼 #Blonde Bimbo Girl 👱🏻‍♀️ #Life in plastic 👠 #You're my doll 💄 #Dress me up👗 #Dreamhouse Adventures 🏠 #Feel the glamour in pink 💖

[tom-whore-dleston]

Happy end of September!! You already know what time it is. It's time to showcase all the fics I read this month. September was very heavy in Frank and the Moon boys but I ain't complaining 😜 These writers worked really hard on these pieces so please make sure to reblog and comment on their fics!

Please note the warnings each author gives and respect their boundaries.

All fic recs are under the cut

Late Night by @steviesnight-time

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[babyboiboyega]

The Cookout (Shangqi x black!reader)

Pairing: Shangqi x black!reader

Imagine Shangqi being invited to the cookout lolol

Warning: none really! 

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Beta: @cloverrover

A/N: while my reader inserts are almost always neutral in terms of the reader’s ethnicity, hair type, etc, being a black woman in the Marvel fandom means that not a lot of reader inserts are really relatable. While some people may think that they’re inserts are neutral, there are small things in them that suggests otherwise. 

But even with that being said, this insert is still neutral for the most part! 

This oneshot came from my sister and I talking about how different Marvel men would act at a cookout lol

So I hope you enjoy this little oneshot!! <333

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“What if they don’t like me? Are you sure its okay that I’m here? You told me how special cookouts can be, and I don’t want to intrude-”

Shangqi’s voice wavered slightly as he voiced his concerns. Y/N didn’t even have to look to know that his eyebrows were furrowed in worry. It made her smile lightly as she stopped and turned towards him, stopping him in his tracks. 

Despite the loud, upbeat R&B music and the sounds of her family members laughing and conversing, Y/N’s attention was focused solely on Shangqi. She reached down, gently taking his hand in hers while holding her food dish under her other arm. Her voice was soft and reassuring as she spoke. 

“Shangqi. Take a breath.” Her smile widened as he did what she said, his chest moving up and down in sync with hers.

“First of all, you are not intruding. You were invited; that means something in and of itself. Two, they’re going to love you. You’re smart, funny, charming, and hot as hell.” She lightly pushed at his chest. 

He couldn’t hide the slight blush that crept across his cheeks at her words.

“But even if they don’t like you, which is highly unlikely, I love you. And their feelings about you are not going to change mine, because I know who you are.”

The worry in his eyes had gradually faded until now the only look in them was one of pure adoration. Y/N always made sure that Shangqi knew just how much she loved him, but she still managed to render him speechless sometimes. It was one of the main things he loved about her; no matter what they faced, whether it be massive, winged, soul eaters or her family, she made sure he knew that she was there to walk beside him. 

He was still looking at her adoringly when she handed the dish to him before using both of her hands to smooth his collar out. While she had reassured him that he was fine dressing how he usually did, he had taken it upon himself to go for a more, in his words, “classy” look. He had been so excited to see her reaction to his outfit, and it had been worth it. Seeing his off-white, button down shirt paired with a nice pair of khaki pants and dark brown, casual shoes had her...well...to put it lightly, almost jumping his bones as soon as she opened her door. But his reaction to her outfit hadn’t been that different. 

Y/N could have worn a burlap sack, and Shangqi still would’ve believed her to be a literal goddess put on this earth. So when she dressed in a different attire than her work clothes, Shangqi had a harder time breathing. Her simple yet elegant outfit, a light brown shirt on top of a same colored skirt that stopped just above her ankles, instantly stole his breath when she opened the door. His eyes had roamed her figure, taking in everything from her perfectly styled hair to the heels that accentuated her legs. 

He had been so close to picking her up and walking right back into her apartment. But here they were, standing outside of a quaint but lovely house where festivities had already started. 

“Now, you know I love you with my entire heart. I really do.”

“I know you do, Y/N.”

“But with that being said...maybe we should hold off on telling everyone about the island in the pocket dimension and, ya know...the soul eating creatures. My cousins and uncles are kind of protective. I don’t know how they would react to their family member going to another dimension and fighting said soul eating creatures.” 

Shangqi’s eyes widened almost comically as he nodded in agreement. 

“Yeah, I think that’s for the best. Maybe that's a story for next time.”

At his words, Y/N’s head quickly popped up, her eyes meeting his. There was a smile that was still on her lips, and it only widened at hearing him reference a “next time”. She nodded.

“Yeah! Next time. You ready?” As he gazed down at her, he could tell that she was genuinely asking if he was ready to meet her family. It wasn’t just a rhetorical question, but a genuine one that once again reflected how much she cared for him.

“I’m ready, as long as you’re here.” This time, the smile that appeared on his face didn’t show a hint of nervousness. 

When she reached for the dish still in his hands, he simply switched it to his other hand before interlocking his fingers with hers. Instead of letting them fall, Y/N raised their hands and planted a kiss on the back of his hand before lowering them. 

“Then let’s go.”

*******

With introductions out of the way (“no, aunty. It’s Shangqi, not Shauntie”), the mandatory interrogations disguised as “man talk” from her cousins and uncles, and seeing Shangqi try your aunt’s sweet potato pie (he knows he saw Jesus), the sun had started to go down. The lights had been turned on and the tables had been cleared, yet the party was still going full swing. 

If anything, the music had gotten louder and there were more people doing line dances in the space available despite the late hours approaching. The drinks had been pulled out and were being passed around, yet Shangqi and Y/N sat side by side, just as content as can be. 

It didn’t matter how late it got, Shangqi was perfectly fine sitting there beside Y/N. He was perfectly content watching her gaze at her family members with a loving smile on her face. He loved hearing her laugh at the conversations going on around them; conversations she had even included him in. And he absolutely adored seeing her dance in her seat to almost every song that came through the speakers. But he couldn’t help feeling like he was the reason she was still sitting there beside him and not fully enjoying the cookout. 

Her body moved like it was second nature to the beat of every song that played, and when he looked down at her feet, he could see them mirroring the steps of those dancing in the middle of the yard. 

Despite being totally engrossed in the music, the feeling of Shangqi’s hand on her knee was always warm and anchored her to the present. When she felt her knee being squeezed, she quickly turned her head and met his eyes. Her eyebrows furrowed.

“What’s wrong? Are you ready to leave?”

Even though her questions were sincere, he could see in her eyes that she was hoping he would say no to them. A smile appeared on his face as he leaned closer.

“No! I’m having a lot of fun! But why don’t you go out there? Maybe I can learn the dances by watching you.” 

Y/N’s eyebrows raised in surprise, but her eyes lit up. In the span of a few seconds, she was standing up, her hand still holding onto his.

“Okay! But make sure you watch my feet. You’re going to see a lot of different moves out there, but your girl knows what she’s doing.” Her smile turned teasing, and she slowly let go of his hand as he laughed, his eyes crinkling in the corners.

“Oh, trust me. I know. I’ll make sure to keep a close eye out.” Before walking away, Y/N quickly leaned down, pressing a quick peck to his lips before straightening and making her way to the group of her family members who were dancing. Despite them being in the middle of the line dance, he had heard it being called, she joined them effortlessly and smoothly. She looked like she was having the most fun while also looking like she created the dance herself, adding her own flare to it. He was staring unabashedly at her, and he actually didn’t care who saw. 

Shangqi hadn’t realized that the chair beside him had been pulled out until he heard a deep voice clear their throat. Only when they cleared their throat for a second time did Shangqi’s attention turn to them in question.

“So you’re my little cousin’s boyfriend, huh?” The man’s face held a hard edge to it, but his eyes were kind as they looked at Shangqi. It still didn’t stop his heart from speeding up just the slightest. 

Soul eaters? Fine. Dudes with a machete for a hand? Alright. His girlfriend’s family members who he was just meeting for the first time? Absolutely nerve-wracking. 

“Uh, yeah. I’m Shangqi. I don’t think we’ve met yet.”

He held out a hand, her cousin accepting and shaking it once before dropping it. Shangqi watched as he leaned back in his chair, his eyes going to the dance floor.

Following his eye line, Shangqi could see that he was looking at a woman who was dancing beside Y/N. They both had smiles on their faces and were laughing. Both Shangqi and Y/N’s cousin smiled at the scene.

“We haven’t. I’m Steve, Y/N’s older cousin. Her favorite cousin.” A slight laugh left his mouth at his own words, and it made a small smile appear on Shangqi’s face.

“Yeah, Y/N’s mentioned you before. It’s nice getting to finally meet you, man.” Shangqi’s eyes turned to Steve, who’s eyes met his not too long afterwards. 

“You too. But since we’re on the subject of my cousin…” Steve sat up, resting his arms on the table in front of them, his eyes still focused on Shangqi. His movements prompted Shangqi to straighten up, rolling his shoulders back subconsciously. What he thought to be another interrogation turned out to be something completely different. 

“I see how you look at her, and I’ve seen that look before. It's the look of a man who’s found the one person that makes everything make sense in life.”

Shangqi couldn’t have agreed more, because that was essentially what he had felt when first meeting Y/N. That feeling had only persisted and grown stronger as the years went on, until now, Shangqi couldn’t even imagine life without her. Not that he even wanted to in the first place.

His eyes left Steve’s face and quickly found Y/N’s dancing figure once again at the same time Y/N’s eyes found his. She smiled widely at him and he returned the gesture, even waving his hand. 

Shangqi watched as the woman beside Y/N looked in their direction as well and smiled and waved. He could see Steve raise and wave his hand in his peripheral. 

“I know that look because I’m absolutely certain that's how I look at my wife. And speaking of wives…”

Without hesitation, Shangqi reached into his pocket and pulled out a small box, showing it quickly to Steve before putting it back. Steve’s eyebrows raised as he looked back at his wife.

“When do you plan on doing it?” 

That was a question Shangqi had been asking himself ever since he bought the ring 4 months ago. He knew for a fact that he wanted to ask Y/N, and he wasn’t scared that she would say no. They had talked about marriage before, and both had agreed that it was something they wanted...but only when things had settled down. But that was when they had been about to fight a secret organization and creatures from another dimension the next day. Things had most definitely settled down since then.

But Shangqi was on track to become an Avenger. This might be the only time when things were “settled down”, so this was as good a time as any. 

Shangqi hadn’t noticed that he still hadn’t answered until he heard Steve chuckle and felt his shoulder being patted. It broke him out of his reverie only to see Y/N and the woman from earlier, Steve’s wife, walking towards them, smiles on their faces. Before they reached the table, Steve stood and looked at Shangqi, a smile on his face.

“My advice: stop psyching yourself out and ask her. Any and everyone can see how much you two love each other. Don’t miss out on something you both deserve because you’re nervous.”

Before he could respond, Y/N and Steve’s wife had made it to the table, prompting Shangqi to stand as well.

“Shangqi, this is my beautiful wife and other half, Bridgette. Baby, this is Y/N’s boyfriend, Shangqi.”

“It’s nice to meet you, ma’am.” Shangqi reached across the table, holding out his hand only for Bridgette to walk around and embrace him in a hug. He had gotten multiple hugs from cousins and aunties alike while being here, and every single one of them was so welcoming and warm. This one was no different.

“Nice to meet you too, honey. Y/N talks about you so much I feel as if I practically know you already.” She pulled back and her words had Shangqi raising an eyebrow at Y/N who simply shrugged, her lips curved. 

“While tonight has been fun, I think I’m a little tired. Are you ready, Steve?” 

At his wife’s words, he walked over, wrapping an arm around her waist. He kissed the side of her head before facing the other couple.

“I am if you are. It was nice meeting you, Shangqi. I hope we see you at the next event.”

Shangqi quickly nodded, watching as Y/N walked over to him. Almost as if it were second nature, they both wrapped their arms around each other, Shangqi’s landing on her shoulders while Y/N’s wrapped around his waist. Anyone watching could see how they literally relaxed into the other’s embrace. 

“I’ll be there, if Y/N wants me there.” A soft laugh left her mouth and she gently squeezed his waist.

“Of course I want you there. We’ll be there.”

Both Steve and Bridgette nodded before reaching forward and embracing Y/N. After another round of “bye’s” and “see you later’s”, they both walked away. 

“I think I’m ready to go as well.” Y/N looked up at Shangqi, her eyes just as bright as they were when she was dancing. As he looked at her, he could feel the small box in his pocket becoming heavier, almost as if it were begging to be presented to her. 

“Okay. I’ll take those and we can go and say bye to everyone.” He had only just noticed that in her other hand were her heels which she had undoubtedly gotten rid of while dancing. 

He took them from her before pulling away, only to take her hand in his, interlocking their fingers. 

It took them longer than expected to say bye to everyone, as they ran into multiple conversations and multiple people asking them if they wanted to take a plate home (they both ended up with plates wrapped with foil in their arms). 

As they approached the gate that led out of the backyard, Y/N paused. She handed her plates to Shangqi while simultaneously taking her heels out of his hands. 

Upon seeing the grimace on her face as she bent down to put them on, Shangqi placed a hand on her waist, causing her to stop. She looked at him questioningly, her eyebrows furrowing. 

“Here.”

Shangqi placed the plates in her hands before bending and wrapping an arm around her legs while the other wound around her back. Effortlessly, he picked her up before crossing the line where the yard and the driveway met. 

“You didn’t have to do that.” There was a smile on her face despite her words. It didn't take her long to become completely comfortable against his chest.

“I know. But I wanted to. I had a lot of fun tonight.” 

Y/N’s smile widened at his words and she raised her eyebrows. 

“I’m glad you did! I did too.” She took a deep breath before continuing. “Do I want to know what my cousins and uncles asked you?” 

A laugh left Shangqi’s mouth and he shook his head. 

“Nothing too bad. Typical ‘what are your intentions’ questions. Typical threats on my life if I were to hurt you.” 

Her eyes widened and her mouth formed an “O”. One of her hands gripped the collar of his shirt gently.

“Now I expected the questions, but I specifically told them no threats! I’m sorry, babe.” Shangqi shook his head again.

“It’s okay. I understand where they’re coming from. Your family loves you and just wants the best for you. I’m glad they liked me enough to invite me to another cookout!” 

Her hand moved from his collar to gently cupping his cheek, her thumb moving across his cheek in soothing motions. Instinctually, Shangqi leaned his head further into her palm.

Y/N still couldn’t shake the almost suffocating feeling of joy she had felt when watching her family embrace Shangqi with open arms. Her cheeks had begun hurting a while ago from how much she had smiled. But now, hearing Shangqi express his own joy in being invited to this cookout and the next one had her smile widening even more, if that were even possible. 

“You know I love you.” 

She hadn’t noticed they had made it to their car; she had been too busy staring into the love of her life’s eyes.

“And I love you more.” Shangqi responded before leaning forward and connecting their lips.

It didn’t matter how many times they had kissed, it still made stars appear behind both of their eyelids. 

They only pulled away when they heard a car’s horn followed by Bridgette’s voice yelling bye out of her window as her and Steve pulled away from the house. Y/N waved a hand, yelling a goodbye back before turning back to Shangqi.

Shangqi gently set Y/N on her feet before unlocking the door and holding it open for her. 

“Your chariot, my lady.”

She laughed softly before lowering herself into the car, looking up at him once she was seated.

“Thank you, my love.” They both smiled at each other before Shangqi closed the door, jogging around to the driver's seat.

It didn’t take long until they were pulling away from the curb. The entire car ride back to their shared apartment, Shangqi continuously went through his and Steve’s conversation. And every time he looked over at Y/N, who’s sleeping figure rested against the door, he could feel himself growing closer to an answer to Steve’s question.

When do you plan on doing it?

He glanced over at Y/N once again right as her hand blindly felt around for his. Once she found his hand, she locked their fingers together, a content smile appearing on her face before she fell back asleep. 

I don’t have an exact date, but I know that I can’t go one second longer without becoming hers, and her becoming mine. 

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“Those two are so in love with each other. Like the epitome of ‘in love’.”

Bridgette’s voice was soft as she looked over at her husband, a knowing smile on her face. Steve glanced over before looking back at the road, his head nodding in agreement.

“They are. It won’t be long until they’re engaged.” 

Bridgette let out a soft laugh as she readjusted herself in her seat.

“Exactly. Y/N is already planning on asking him.” At her words, Steve quickly looked over, his eyebrows furrowing. 

“Wait...Shangqi is also planning on proposing. He even has a ring.”

Bridgette met his eyes, her own eyebrows furrowing. 

“Well so does Y/N. She showed it to me!” They both sat in silence for a few seconds before breaking out into laughter. 

They weren’t laughing at Y/N and Shangqi, but rather their actions; and it was mainly because the same thing had happened to them. 

“Wow. Those two are smitten with each other. But they both deserve each other; they both deserve something good.” 

Steve could only nod in agreement to Bridgette’s words. 

Despite Shangqi’s nervous response to Steve’s question from earlier, he knew that the kid would pop the question soon. He looked too enamoured with Y/N for him to continue to live life without promising his heart to her. And he knew that his cousin would ask the same question, and soon as well. Y/N was headstrong, and knew what she wanted. 

Yeah, he was looking forward to receiving their invite to the wedding. 

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Once again, I hope you all enjoyed this oneshot that started as a drabble but eventually ended up being 3k words! 

OH! Also! I have some big news coming tomorrowwww!!!

Stay safe, y’all!

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[tom-whore-dleston]

The Avengers' Sweethearts

Previously known as Rolling Dice and Rocking Hips AU

Pairing: Xu Shangqi x !Avengers f. reader

Genre: Fluff and Smut (lemon)

Summary: You learned the Mystic Arts through your adopted father, Wong. Shangqi wielded the Ten Rings after the death of his father. You both became the newest Avengers, all thanks to your dad. Eventually, you and Shangqi took the title of the most powerful couple on Earth.

Listen to their karaoke playlist

Comment 🅰️ if you would like to be tagged in any fics related to this AU

Oneshots

Rolling Dice and Rocking Hips Part 1 | Part 2

Heart-to-Heart

Until I Found You

Drabbles

dice lands on face fucking

Headcanons

a little more about reader

how you and Shang-Chi met

Making out with him

Incorrect Quotes

How you and Xialing met

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[tom-whore-dleston]

Merry Christmas to everyone that celebrates! In honor of this holiday, here’s a fluffy and sorta smutty Christmas concept with loml Shangqi lol

If you are younger than 18 y/o, please do not interact with this post, or else you will get blocked!

Ok but imagine Shangqi putting up mistletoe under every doorway of your home just so he has the excuse to kiss you every chance he gets. After one playful kiss in the kitchen, he randomly stands up on his toes to pull off the mistletoe because he's so damn tall he can do that. And he lowers the mistletoe to in between both of your…ya know 🙈 and he says, “There’s another place I wanna kiss you.” And he gets down on his knees to show you what he means.

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[crazycookiecrumbles]

Costume Contest

A/N: Super short, random drabble. HAPPY HALLOWEEN1!!!

Pairing: Shang-Chi x Reader

Warnings:  Talks of prostitution, a tiny bit.

Summary: You’ve discovered the perfect halloween costume for a local costume contest.

Your boyfriend was a little suspicious to say the least.  He could hear your giggling even from outside his apartment as he shoved the key into the lock on his front door. See, he loved you, but it was moments like hearing your evil laughter that made him wonder if giving you a key was somehow a terrible idea that would bite him in the butt.

As he entered the apartment he saw you standing there wearing his grey and red bomber jacket. Upon further inspection, you were also wearing a white button down, black jeans, and sneakers that looked suspiciously similar to a pair he owned. He narrowed his eyes as he stared at you, mouth opening and closing several times before he finally found the words he wanted to say, “Why are you dressed like me?”

You grinned, “It’s Halloween.”

“…Babe. What is your costume?”

You smirked, “Bus Boy.”

He groaned and shut the door behind him, his keys flying in the air to the kitchen table while you cackled and met him halfway. He wrapped his arms around you, face sinking into the crook of your neck as he hugged you.

“You’re such a pain in the ass, you know,” he mumbled.

You beamed, “I know. But you love me anyway.”

“So you’re being me —“

“Bus Boy. Yes. And I’m entering as you for the costume contest at the karaoke bar. Katy says the authentic jacket really gives me a good chance, but that I should also maybe do some cool fighty stuff.”

“Cool fighty stuff?” He laughed and shook his head, “You’re cute, babe. What do you want to do?”

You took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, “Teach me the jacket trick.”

“You cannot learn that jacket thing before the contest tonight. And I have to get dressed!”

You scoffed, “Your costume is a basketball player. You can wait, you dweeb. Learn me real good, please! Just a quick cool thingy real fast with a jacket.”

Shangqi shook his head and ran his hands down from your shoulders all the way to your hands which he brought up to place against his chest before placing a kiss on your forehead, “You’re a dork. Okay, let’s do this. It’ll help if someone probably starts throwing punches at you on stage, but I think I have a way to make it so you can do something similar without needing to be assaulted.”

You grinned happily, grabbed his cheeks, and placed a kiss on his lips, “See? You’re the best. Okay, learn me real good, babe.”

Later that evening you were pouting. You were well into your fourth drink at the bar, glaring across the way at the man who was gloating and holding his first place trophy as he let some random girl press buttons on his Iron Man suit he clearly paid thousands upon thousands of dollars to replicate.

Shangqi saw you sulking and chuckled as he wrapped his arm around your shoulders and tucked you into his side, “You were robbed, babe.”

“I was robbed!” You echoed, throwing your hands up in the air and nearly smacking Katy in the face.

“Okay, bro. Calm down,” Katy laughed. “Besides, that guy’s being hit on by a prostitute. He’s losing money tonight.”

“How do you know she’s a prostitute?” Shangqi asked her with a tilt of his head.

“Oh, she came up to me first,” Katy shrugged easily. Seeing the surprised look on your face and Shangqi’s, Katy snorted. “What? I look really hot right now in my Dale Earnhardt jumpsuit. It makes my ass look amazing.”

“But she was propositioning you,” Shangqi said.

“Oh, no, sweetie. I wasn’t paying. She told me what she was. She just thinks my ass is amazing and I’m fucking hilarious — which I absolutely am. But she is working tonight so I said that Iron Man over there looks like an easy mark. And I’m right, so…”

“Katy. Did you pick up a prostitute for free?”

“Technically,” Katy said. “I mean, I’m not all about the risk of STD’s but I have to at least befriend her given that she recognized my jumpsuit, so. Plus look at her, wow.”

You looked at the woman, shrugged, then nodded in agreement, “When you’re right, you’re right.”

“I know,” Katy smirked and drank a shot before standing up. “Now, if you’ll excuse me. My song is up, and I will be making ‘Pour Some Sugar On Me’ sound even filthier, thank you very much.”

You and Shangqi laughed as she pranced away and Shangqi took over her seat at the bar. Your boyfriend reached over and took your hand in his, “Don’t worry, babe. I’ll still treat you like a winner tonight.”

You snorted, “Is that so?”

“I figure that you’re coming home with a trophy regardless, so…”He trailed off laughing. “I’m kidding, I’m kidding.”

“No, it’s fair. You’re definitely trophy husband material. If only you would just…talk less, smile more,” You joked.

His jaw fell open in complete and total shock. You threw your head back laughing hysterically at his reaction. He laughed that he was more than a pretty face and pulled you out of your seat to stand between his legs as he squeezed your ribs to tickle you.

“You’re awful, (Y/N)”

You smirked, “I know. It’s part of my charm. You love it.”

“Yeah, I do,” He muttered and kissed you. “I mean, I guess. If I have to.”

Snickering, you squished is cheeks in your hands and leaned down to kiss him. Maybe you didn’t win the costume contest as Bus Boy, but at least you got to celebrate Halloween with your two favorite people.

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[crazycookiecrumbles]

Brains and Bendy Straws

A/N: I’m sorry. I don’t know WTF I’m doing.

Pairings: Shang-Chi x Reader, Venom x Reader (if you squint?)

Warnings: cursing, mentions of porn and veiolence

Summary:  After a mission you come across what is, by far, the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in your life.

You were on the phone with your boyfriend as you trekked home. The both of you had had a long day, and you were looking forward to going home to him and curling up in bed.

“I’m just saying, babe, you had a great mission, we should celebrate with karaoke,” he explained.

You snorted as you left the store with your bag of ice cream and other sweet treats, “I don’t know, Shangqi. I kind of had this idea of going home, curling up in bed with you, eating tons of ice cream…”

He shook his head to himself, “I thought you were a cool Avenger, not the granny Avenger.”

You laughed, “Fuck you, dude! When you have to listen to Bucky and Sam go back and forth for three days, you let me know then how tired you are, okay?”

“I would, but they said I’m not ready for those missions yet. They’ve still got me doing this kid stuff.”

“You’ll miss the kid stuff the next time aliens attack,” You teased. 

Suddenly you heard screaming. It stopped you dead in your tracks, and you realized the screaming was loud enough that Shangqi could hear it on the other end of the call.

“What was that?” He asked quickly.

“Someone’s in trouble,” you muttered. “I gotta go.”

“Wait, where are you? I’ll meet you there.”

You looked up, “Um 8th and Mission.”

Shangqi nodded to himself as he smacked Katy on the arm and gestured that it was time to go, “We can be there soon.”

“I can handle it—“

“We will be there soon!” He repeated. “Just sit tight.”

Not one to listen to your boyfriend, you agreed, hung up the phone, and ran towards the screaming. You entered an alley and saw a man trying to rob a woman of her purse. The two were screaming and fighting each other, and you ran towards them shouting for him to drop her purse. The robber glanced at you, laughed, and snatched the bag from her by ripping the strap. Before he could run away through the other side of the alley, a hulking black figured jumped from the top of a building and landed with a thud.

The sudden entrance actually made you step backwards in shock. This massive figure stood tall and swiped the man up from the ground and held him in his hand like a toddler holding a toy soldier. The man was screaming in fear, the purse dropping from his hand as he flailed and kicked at the creature, shrieking for him not to hurt him. The woman went and grabbed her purse before taking off running. You stood there in surprise. You’d never seen anything like this before, and you thought you had seen everything.

“Please, man, let me go!” The robber wailed.

“I should rip your fucking head off!” He screamed in his face, teeth sharp like daggers, long tongue slipping from his mouth and licking the man from chin to temple. “I’ll eat your brains like a smoothie, oh, and I’ll use your bones like a bendy straw!”

The fuck?

“What do you mean I can’t eat his brains!?” This creature shouted in response to someone you couldn’t hear, “Ah, fuck it! Damn it!” He threw the robber across the entire alleyway. He fell into a pile of garbage after slapping into a brick wall. This creature then turned its attention to you. Each step it took made the ground shake as it made its way closer to you, but you stood your ground and stared up at him.

“And aren’t you a tasty little morsel?” He purred and glanced down at your bag, head slowly tilting to the side before he snatched it and stuck his head in it, “Chocolate, Eddie! She has fucking chocolate!!”

“I have to be high. I must be high. I must have ingested something, and I’m definitely high,” You muttered to yourself ,watching this thing go through your snacks.

It shouted in anger and threw your snacks to the ground. Getting in your face it hissed, “There was barely any chocolate in there! What kind of person are you?! You’re a monster!”

“Are you fucking kidding me, dude?” You blurted out. “I’m the monster? You look like you walked out of a fucking hentai you big bastard!”

“Hey! There’s no need to be mean about it.”

Its tongue reached out to caress your face. The second you saw it heading towards you, you screamed.

This poor creature had no idea what your powers were.

Unleashing a sonic scream, your scream prompted this creature to scream in agony and dart away from you. What looked like stringy black liquid pulled itself apart, revealing a man underneath who was also shouting in pain. Seeing this confused you. You lost just enough focus for its arm to shoot forward, wrap around your mouth to silence you, and hold you up in the air.

“That hurts!” He screamed in your face, spit flying and landing on your forehead as you scratched and clawed its harms. “What the hell was that? You don’t just do that to people you just met! I thought we had potential! Eddie thinks you’re pretty! I did too, but now you’re not that pretty after that.”

You weren’t sure if at this point you needed to be confused or just insulted. This was, by far, the weirdest thing you had experienced in your life, and you managed to get drunk with Norse gods. This was bizarre.

“Put her down!” You could hear your boyfriend shouting from behind you. On top of that, you could hear Katy saying ‘holy shit, dude’ as she stood next to him.

The creature holding you spun you around to see Shangqi and Katy, both of them staring in surprise at this giant creature before replacing their shock with glares to see it still hadn’t put you down yet.

“Then make her stop screaming at me!” It hissed, “It hurts.”

“Then put. Her. Down.” Shangqi growled, rings on his forearms glowing.

“Whoa, haven’t seen those in awhile. Keep cool, man,” It said as it dropped you unceremoniously on the ground.

Now Shangqi and Katy were as confused as you were. You landed on the ground with a thud and muttered a swear to yourself as Katy went and quickly helped you up while Shangqi kept his fists raised to keep the two of you covered just in case this thing decided to attack.

“What the fuck is that?” Katy whispered to you. “It looks like it walked out of a bad animated PornHub special.”

“I know!” You replied. “Your guess is as good as mine, dude.”

“Hey! We are not some pornographic cartoon,” It shouted at the two of you, standing taller and — wait, was it flexing? “We are super awesome badass protector heroes! We. Are. Venom.”

You were telling yourself not to laugh. Katy was full on laughing, and Shangqi was biting his lip. His stance relaxed as Katy fell against his arm laughing hysterically, and he reached out to hold her up while he let himself succumb to a giggle fit. You eventually started laughing as well, and this thing, Venom, you guessed it was, shouted in anger before saying he needed to leave before eating the three of you.

Venom disappeared within itself. Standing in its place was a guy not much taller than you. He kind of resembled a freshly-sober crackhead as he dusted off his clothes and cautiously stepped forward, “Sorry about that. He’s…sensitive.”

“What the fuck was that?” Shangqi asked. 

“Split personality disorder?” Katy asked.

“That might actually be a good way to put it…almost, uh. Sorry that was Venom, he’s uh, well, he’s kind of a parasite.”

“You should get that checked out,” you muttered under your breath.

He cringed, “I’m sorry about that. He means well, sometimes. He just — he really likes chocolate. I’m sorry. We’re gonna get out of your hair—“

“Wait, wait,” Katy said as this man tried to make a run for it. “You look familiar.”

“…Nope. No, I don’t.”

“You’re Eddie Brock!” She smirked, “Dude. I parked your Ducati. Sick ride. Purrs like a kitten.”

“Oh, thanks — uh, look can we keep this between the two of us?” He said quickly. “We’re not looking for trouble we’re just — uh, we’re just…”

“Go,” You sighed and waved your hand. “Just go.”

He nodded to you, “Thanks, thanks. See you later uh, rings…guy, and you too, ladies, take care.”

He disappeared and Shangqi stared at you in shock, “You just let him go?”

You sighed heavily, “Yeah…I’ve seen guys like him in New York — although, one of them runs around in red and wears devil horns, but, yeah. I’ve got no interest in fighting someone who fights the same guys we do. Do you?”

Shangqi shook his head, “No, but I don’t love that he grabbed you and kept you from using your powers.”

You shrugged your shoulders, “I mean, can’t knock the guy for using a solid strategy.”

“I’d like to add that I think it would be a crime to pick a fight with someone with excellent taste in bikes,” Katy said as the three of you left the alley.  “Did he ruin your ice cream and snacks? Yes, but does he tip well? Definitely.”

Shangqi sighed, arms coming around his two girls as the three of you left the alley together, “I love your priorities, Katy.”

“So do I. So, since you’re stuck with us, Y/N, how about some karaoke?”

You rolled your eyes, “Fine, let’s go. Sheesh. Children.”

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