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delzinrowe · 3 months
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incorrect jjk quotes [24/?]
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mmediocreman · 1 year
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strongest sorcerer, will you make it in time this time?
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celestie0 · 17 days
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kickoff gojo be like
 -= ∧_∧ -= と(´・ω・)  -= / と_ノ -=_ (_ノ⌒ソ⚽  ∧ _ ∧ ( ´・ω・ )つ (ノ  /) ))☆彡 ⚽  ヽ、_/    (ノ GOAL!!! :D yay
the boys during huddle
gojo ∧,,∧   ∧,,∧ suguru  ∧ (´・ω・) (・ω・`) ∧∧ ( ´・ω) U) ( つと ノ (n・` ) | U (  ´・) (・` )と ノ  u-u(l    ) (  ノu-u  choso `u-u'.`u-u' nanami
kickoff gojo thinking ab reader
.╭ ◜◝ ͡ ◝ ͡ ◜◝ ╮ ♡ ∧_∧ _∧ ♡ ♡ (⸝⸝_ ̫ _)𖥦< ) ♡ ♡ /⌒ づ⊂⌒ヽ ♡ O╰ ◟ ͜ ◞ ╯ o ° ♡૮₍ ,,•﹏•,, ₎ა so cute…
coach yaga when gojo pisses him off
(´' 'ω'゚`) SLAP!   ⊂彡☆))Д´) ah!!
ok that's it
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kdjojo · 3 months
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Haibara: "Alrighty guys! Who was your valentines on valentines day?"
Nanami: "You."
Satoru: "Suguru"
Suguru: "Satoru"
Shoko: "Utahime"
Utahime: "who tf else."
Yaga: "Myself"
Pause.
Haibara acting sympathetic: "Yaga- Sensei don't worry you will get a valentines next year I believe in ya!"
Satoru and Suguru: "seems like never" *snicker*
They got beat up 💀
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gojoidyll · 2 months
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"So, where is this plane taking us?"
Geto shrugged, a smile on his face as Gojo plopped down in the seat next to him.
You looked around. You spotted Haibara and Nanami. Heck, even THE Toji Fushiguro could be seen at the far end of the airport.
Riko, Kuroi, and Principal Yaga were here too.
"Is Shoko coming," you asked as you sat next to Gojo. But before your butt could touch the seat he pulled you to where you were sitting in between him and Geto.
"Nah, she probably won't be joining us for awhile."
You hummed a bit, your gaze facing forward.
"I hope we can all go to the beach together soon."
Gojo leaned his head back, eyes staring up at the too far away ceiling, "that would be nice."
Which is how you found yourself waiting for your other classmate. Gojo, Geto, you, and the others diving into different conversations here and there.
And for a second, you felt bad.
Out of all your friends (and enemies *side eyes Toji*), you were the first to die. To you, everyone should still be alive and be living for as long as they can with smiles on their faces.
But oh well, it did feel nice to finally not be alone in such a big airport waiting for a plane that may never come.
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danzohater · 3 months
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i am literally always thinking of the scene where gojo steps on the ants in the baseball episode i want to shake him like a magic 8 ball
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assjuice4ever · 1 year
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Listen to my rant:
Young Gojo after the vessel saga, knowing you for the first time. A new student.
And you are a bastard. The type of person that should be called a curse and probably wouldn't care about human or soccer alike. He doesn't like you. Not because you don't care about people, he is a bit like this too even if he is changing now, but because you are the worst little shit around. You don't care about Yaga, nor about him being the best, about school or fighting curse. You just care about yourself and doing whatever you want.
You're strong, not as strong as him, nobody his, but strong enough to survive. Whenever he sees you fight, he can't help but think that you could cover his back, not because he can't, but because you can, that when things will go down one day you will be there with him and Geto.
He still doesn't like you even when you start to prank him and he pranks you back. And you two are like idiots who nobody can stand but it's funny for him. Instead of thinking about work and killing curses he is trying to think how to get you back for glittering his shampoo and making his hair look like unicorn vomit. His head get a bit lighter whenever something similar happens.
Then he starts to talk you. Talking for real, not just saying thing like "How did you like your coffee?" after putting the salt were the sugar was. Most of the time you two don't say anything really important. Fighting about what to watch on the common television, or discussing about how Yaga was going to lose all his hair, in his opinion Yaga would start to go bald from the forehead first, with the hairline retreating, for you, Yaga would start to go around with a carryover. It was always light-hearted and relaxing.
With time something shifted and the two of you started to talk about dates. How the girl he gave his number to tried to call him "her boyfriend" after two minutes and how fast he ran away, about how the guy who hit on you looked like the type of man who used the deodorant Ajax instead of showering.
Not you nor him were shy about talking of sex when it was just the two of you. Gojo wasn't stupid, he noticed how you were the only one student who didn't care about "love" or "romantic things". He was a bit like that too. He liked romantic things, singing out of somebody bedroom to ask them back after a fight, buying roses and holding hands. But he didn't have the time and mostly, he didn't like anybody enough to put that much effort. And the two of you were the only two who were actively fucking around.
The talk weren't totally shameless, it wasn't like he described the size of somebody boobs or the ass, or anything else. More like how his last girl was crazy and told him to make her a "baby mama" or how one time he left some money there because he felt sorry about leaving the girl alone in the morning before realising that he acted as if she was a whore. You told him instead about the weird shit. The guy who asked about a blow job while driving in the exact moment you sat in his car, the girl who didn't know how to kiss and the slap she gave you after you said that she kissed like a dog ate. He knew that one time you fucked a guy dad and mother because he insulted you.
Most of the times the guys and girls you went out with were shitty in his opinion. You could do a whole lot better but it was like you didn't care and whenever he told you that you just shrugged.
Then Geto went away. It crushed him. It was like his heart was ripped from his chest. He put his heads on the work without doing anything else other than that, eating, bathing or sleeping too. At least for the first week, then he started to tone down the work because of you.
He still didn't like you but you literally went out of your way to destroy the papers which had written down where his missions were. You did it in front of him with a smile. Before starting a fight on how fucking bad he smelled and how he needed to wash himself. He did that just to shut you up. And then you took him out for dinner just to get your food payed in one of the most expensive restaurants.
You start to do that so often that he had to tone down the work to not lose the documents considering that you found them wherever he hided it, even the one Yaga and the other superiors had, and destroyed it every time. He had to wash himself because you didn't shut up until he was clean and ready to go out, he had to eat a lot because you started a voice on how he was able to eat a pussy in the same way he was eating in that moment and that he fucked just because he was cute not because he was able to. It was a stupid thing but you were able to get on his nerves and he wanted just to prove you wrong. You took him out, for dinner so he paid it for you, to shopping to make him pay for you, to clubs, to buy cars before getting kicked out because you two were too young, and in any other place that you wanted to go.
It was so annoying that he started to let the sadness go to have annoyance for you take its place.
One of those days he met the people that grew you. Not your family, just the guys who were paid by your family to grew you up. And he got why you were so fucking annoying, rude, vulgar and devoid of empathy for nearly everybody. They were like that too.
It stuck with him.
He couldn't imagine growing up Megumi in the same way. He wasn't always there for him, like those people weren't always there for you. But he wasn't so devoid of care for him. Sometimes he checked himself to not act in any way that those two people could.
He didn't get how you still were affectionate to them.
He asked you about it. It was the first time that you two weren't talking about trivial thing. You had a pensive look before saying that if your clan died, or your parents, you would probably be depressed for one day but if that two people died you would be sad for way longer so for you they were your parents and probably they would be sad too if you died because you, as a person, died, not because you, as a sorcerer, died.
Gojo still didn't like you after that talk. He still didn't like you after all the time you two hanged out together. He still didn't like you when one day you two were in an arcade and a man hit on you, seven or eight years older than you, with a bit of a beard and a not so horrible face. He still didn't like you when the old geezer asked you if you wanted to play with him. But, maybe because he was a bit irritated that he tried to hit on you with him there, as if he didn't look so beautiful to make every single man retreat when he was near you, or maybe because it was the first time that somebody tried to hit on you in front of him since the day Geto run away, or maybe because he really thought that you could do only better, because you were too pretty for somebody that pathetic, he interrupted the man while he was asking your name.
"Do you wanna go back and fuck?" Gojo blurted out. If you were anybody else you would have slapped him and he would have been okay with it because he really sounded like a douchbag.
Instead you said "Okay", took his hands and went out of the arcade.
You two didn't go back to the dormitory to fuck instead you two went to a combini to buy ice-creams.
You didn't ask him why he acted that way and it was better like that because there weren't any excuses. It wasn't like you needed to be saved, it wasn't like you didn't know how to tell a man off. One day he saw you literally telling a guy that he had "small dick energy" and you weren't into that shit.
It was when he saw you again the next week that he asked you "What if we started to have sex?". He still didn't like you. You were annoying, rude, vulgar, cheap and messy, if he didn't consider the fact that you were the prettiest woman alive and you had a way to make him feel better by being so shitty there wouldn't be anything really good about you as a person. But the idea of having sex with you didn't left his mind for a week and he needed to take you out of his system.
That evening you two slept together and you got him addicted.
Since that day your routine was pretty much the same just with the best sex in his whole life in the middle.
Gojo could fuck you every single day of his life, every single moment and he was sure he wouldn't get tired of it. Not when being inside of you and with you felt like paradise. It was liberating, his head was always without a single thought inside other than you.
And it was horrible. Because he smelled your perfume constantly on him, the taste of your skin in his mouth, the sound of your moans on his head, the imagine of your perfect body convulsing for the orgasm printed on his eyelids every time he closed his eyes. He couldn't go a straight week without having you. You cursed him and he was totally okay with it.
gojo didn't know how but everything in his life started to be perfect during that time. Then Shoko one day asked him what he was going to do for his "girlfriend" birthday. As if you were his girlfriend. And then Shoko called him an ass because he was doing nothing before telling him that if two peopld fucked constantly and everybody knew it and none of them went out with anybody else, and if this two people had a date every single week then they were a couple even if they didn't call themselves that.
It opened his eyes.
He broke things off with you the day of your birthday and went to fuck with somebody else because he didn't like you.
It was horrible. He had to think of you to get hard and he didn't even come, he just got angry because you said okay without a tear, without screaming or cussing him out. He had to dress himself and got out of the room leaving the girl there, before breaking something for the anger.
Everything changed after that. No more tour to restaurant, no more movie nights, no more breaking into private swimming pool, no more anything. You didn't even fight with him to watch your shows on tv.
To be fair Gojo didn't really saw you around the school at all and everything was so boring because of it. He didn't had anything funny to do nor anybody interesting to talk. And it was so annoying not having you squeezing his cheek before kissing him, or having you play with his hands, or you pulling lightly at his hiar whenever you felt like it, or not to hear you complaining because his hands were too cold and you didn't want his dead cold hands on you. And it was too calm without fights because you flooded his bathroom every time you bathed, or because he had to eat sweets in front of you without offering you anything because they were his.
He hated how he had to stop every time when he was thinking something stupid while outside and you weren't there to hear it and how he couldn't make inside joke when they were hella funny. And he couldn't message you about anything because that was what couples did.
Everything sucked.
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psychoforanime · 6 months
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Yoshinobu Gakuganji and Y/n arguing.
Y/n: This exactly why you got no bitches through out your life,old bald virgin ass zombie-like grandpa!
Yoshinobu: You brat!
Y/n: Shut up, you cuss like your father, weak AND DEAD!
Gojo in the corner, laughing his ass off.
Yoshinobu: I'll show you-
Y/n: Show me what ? Your saggy ass ?!
Gojo laughing even harder.
Shoko about Gojo: He's enjoying this bit too much.
Yaga *face palming*: Yeah..
I think this gonna be part of the short story I'm writing ✍️, but I'm not sure, tho. It may make it longer than it was meant to be, If I add it.
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j-bonney · 6 months
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B.N.O - Boy’s Night Out!
(This is what really happened after the Shibuya Incident and no one can tell me otherwise)
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abby-meal · 10 months
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teen Gojo Satoru Ft. Yaga’s fist.
3 hours, 27 minutes.
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animeloverinsignia · 10 months
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Believe what you will but I refuse to believe that Yaga didn't give out the best and warmest hugs to Panda. I feel like Panda is definitely a hugger even being all grown up.
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They be bear hugging and now I wanna know what that experience is like.
On another note though, Yaga is such an underrated character so I'm hoping with the new season coming out I'll be able to write something for him!
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jajad0ti · 2 years
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sorry i haven’t been active guys my head has been empty anyways sketch doodles i’ll color later
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do-you-know-this-play · 3 months
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j-u-u-z-o · 1 year
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Imagine nanami’ s/o surprising the jujutsu staff, students and gojo with thanksgiving dinner at jujutsu tech. ❤️
Now nanami was a little reluctant because he only wanted to celebrate with you
He know how generous you are and love to cook meals and he is the taste tester
His s/o cooked secretly in the schools kitchen since 8am
Nanami would often check on them by standing next to them or behind them and his arms around them
Ask if they need help. He’d help regardless lol
He gives them compliments like you’re so generous, everyone will love your cooking and gives them kisses on their cheeks
It’s almost 5 and him and his s/o are setting up the long cafeteria table with decorations
There’s buttered potatoes (his and gojos favorite lol), rice, meat meat meat, noodles, mash potatoes and so much more
His s/o was so generous to write more than 100 thank you cards for the staffs and students hard work
It’s now 5pm and they were all called to meet in the cafeteria and saw how much food was on the table and everything decorated with so much thought ❤️
Gojo didn’t expect this at all
Neither the students
Staff - not even ichiji!
They’re bff utahime and shoko knew of course
As everyone was seated they read their thank you cards and thanked his s/o but hugging them 🥹
-Cue nanami glaring at gojo if he gets too handsy-
After the delicious meal Nanami walks into the kitchen as they’re helping cleaning up the mess (his s/o is too nice that the the staff will take care of it)
He thanks s/o and is lucky to have them in his life ❤️
Yes there was lots of bread and he lots of bread home lol
*Honestly I think the school/staff doesn’t really do or have the time to do get together and catch up with things. It’s always work work work. So yah nanami’s s/o felt bad so they cooked for everyone ❤️❤️❤️
Happy Thanksgiving!
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lavenderjewels · 1 year
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(JJK 223 Spoilers)
I love how abrupt the deaths of the higher ups are in contrast to gojo telling gakuganji he doesn’t blame him, only himself for what the principal was ordered to do. the scene feels eerie. gakuganjis small but meaningful choice to not tell yagas last words and reveal pandas origins made a world of difference in saving him from that fate of the higher ups
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nerissa-crossnic · 7 months
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Кощей. Начало / Koschey: The Everlasting Story (2021)
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