#yandere undateables

[shroomi1e]

realistic reasons why genshin men are undatable

pt. 2 ft: ayato, scaramouche, dottore, pantalone, heizou, venti (part 1)

cw: light cursing, mild violence

a/n: WOO IM BACK FROM HIATUS🥳 im treating this as a warm up and just kinda throwing it out there, ill start working on more content so stick around for that :)

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ayato

well....

he's incredibly overworked, constantly running around trying to carry his clan and the yashiro commission on his shoulders

and him being a powerful person, it's likely that you'd be put in constant danger from those who want his position

he might be overprotective because of that, and would very much like to stick to your side 24/7 but obviously he can't

so try to get used to having bodyguards and the shuumatsuban tailing your ass all the time

but on a lighter(?) note: he probably plays really dumb pranks on you☠️

we already know that he's into seeing people struggle and squirm

so i can imagine he purposely sets things up to make you uncomfy or make it easy for him to tease you

he's still very much a gentleman so he won't push it too far but... that doesn't change the fact that he's a sadist

he's not as bad as diluc or childe, but he definitely needs some getting used to

scaramouche

well for starters, he greatly lacks in emotional capacity, he might not even tell you he has feelings for you

he's definitely bossy, does NOT want to be told what to do, even if it's "kind suggestions", he will not be tolerating anything

because of this, it might be difficult when trying to teach him about romantic relationships, he just kinda does whatever he wants to protect his pride

i feel like he'd also be rly pissy, he probably throws tantrums over the littlest mistakes or inconveniences

not to mention he's possessive, i can definitely see him as a more yandere-ey type

so say your final goodbyes to your friends and family because it's likely you're not ever seeing them again☠️

but before you lose hope! if you manage to get on dottore's good side, he might just help you do a factory reset on him

but then it wouldn't be the little electro gremlin we know and love, so you're better off just trying to change him by yourself (you can't)

dottore

i feel like he's similar to albedo, except he's sociopathic and a little more cynical

it's pretty obvious, he's experimented and hurt countless numbers of children and god knows what else

his experiments are on par if not worse than alice's experiments

dottore is most likely desensitized from this and rarely worries about your safety, brushing it off by saying, "I can fix it later"

but if we get past all the dark stuff, he's probably a nerd. a huge nerd.

since he was always an outcast and has been lonely for a while, I can imagine him rambling about his project for hours and hours on end

gets really really excited and happily tells you about how he's successfully chopped someone's limbs off☺️🥰

(I mean it's lowkey cute but like...)

he's always been shamed for what he does, so when you finally accept him he is determined to never let you go. ever.

keeps you around at all times, you're almost like a doll to him

he has some redeemable parts, idek at this point to be honest

pantalone

as of now, the only information we have on him is the harbinger trailer so this one is a little difficult

since he essentially manages the finances of the fatui, he's rich, even more so than childe

holds money to a very high regard, thinking it can solve and fix any problem

of course money can work in many situations, but rarely does it ever solve relationship issues

will give you gifts and money and other luxuries, but never sacrificing anything else for you

if you complain about him not giving enough affection or time to you, he'll simply state that he is indeed giving his love to you, just in a different form

has a hard time understanding that not everyone thinks about money like he does

he has good intentions and genuinely believes that throwing luxury items at you will convince you that he loves you

but unfortunately he's very set in his ways, i believe it will take some time for him to understand and relate to you

i think he is definitely better than childe, scara, and dottore

as of now it is assumed that he hasn't committed any violent or heinous crimes other than corrupting other nation's economics

heizou

he's perfect.

venti

he's the type to just sing anywhere and everywhere, it's tolerable since he's a great singer but itd be lowkey embarrassing

drunk 24/7

an extremely heavy drinker, always reeks of wine/alcohol whenever he walks by

requires assistance for when he blacks out while drinking, sobering him up will be a routine

but on a more serious note, he is an archon, an immortal being, while you're a human

much like zhongli, he might not even consider staying with you

he is the god of freedom, and the last thing he'd want is for you to be chained down to a relationship with someone like him

will respect your wishes if you insist on staying by his side, it just hurts knowing that you'll age and grow while venti never looks any different from the day before

even as an archon, he has his own issues to, such as his trauma from losing his friend

you could work him through it, though it might be difficult since he's lived with it for thousands of years

you might also fix his drinking problem if you work out his dead-friend trauma, you'd have to have his trust though

he is most definitely messier than zhongli, but i can see him being a genuinely kind person minus his chronic alcoholism and messy trauma

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[yanderemommabean]

my favourite obey me character has always been wildly changing, first it was belphegor. Didnt even know who he was yet, i just saw tired grumpy boy and i was sold. Stopped liking him because he was kinda mean :( Next up for favourite was beel, because he was big and kind <3 Lost interest after all his dialouge was food related. Next fav was Asmo which may or may not be tied to the fact i am a whore and mmmmmmmm pretty boy who is also horni go brrrr.

...Then i kinda dropped the game for a bit, but picked it back up in time for the undateables to become, well, dateables. Current and newest fave? Our lord and savior lord diavolo. Holy shit. Aaaaaaaa. I love him so much. He is everything i love, and your rendition of yandere diavolo, boom, straight killed me. He is SOFT he is DOMINANT he is CLINGY he is PROBABLY GOING TO MAKE ME UNABLE TO WALK but yknow thats the sacrifice we have to make 😤🙏

so whats the conclusion here? Well for starters im just rambling, secondly this is the first time im not on anon (my confidence has been getting better!) and what better way to celebrate than with your top tier writing??? thirdly im just a whore. No shame. I want to grab his tits and ride his cock, sue me.

any way this is long enough as is, love you! Remember to hydrate or else bad time <3

I love all of them, I can't really pick one, but I feel you on Dia. He'd hold your hips possessively while you bounce up and down on his cock.

You think you can't take all of him? You can and you will He'll sit you down slowly, praising you the entire time while letting his hands roam and tease you, and once you're seated fully, he'll wear a cocky grin as he begins to pound into you, drinking in your moans as he kisses you and explores your mouth with his tongue.

Once you're nice and stuffed with a few rounds of his seed, he'll make sure to clean you up. Slither his tongue into your used hole and use his fingers to help really get in there, loving your embarrassed and mortified whines and moans as he makes you climax again.

-Mommabean

#yandere lemons #yandere imagines #yandere scenarios #mommabean #yandere smut #yandere exophilia #yandere obey me #yandere diavolo #yandere male #yandere demons

[leastdatablebracket]

QUARTER FINALS, MATCH 3

Propaganda under the cut! (tw rape)

Laito Sakamaki

Propaganda

I really could've picked any of the boys from that series really but this dude literally keeps referring to the MC as little bitch. Also, asshole wears a fedora. The fact he made the most datable poll astounds me

He's not a nice man with Yui (the protagonist) and even do some deplorable things with her when she SAYS she doesn't want to. He has a sobbing backstory and uses that to do whatever he wants. He should go to a psychiatrist. In jail.

He is a rapist! In both the anime and the games, he sexually harasses Yui. I can't remember if it was more explicit in the games, but there was a cutaway scene in the church Yui grew up in where he forces himself on her. Like the other vampire brothers, he enjoys causing her pain and suffering, and he particularly likes playing mind games with her along with his usual shit. Canonically, Yui is just the last girl in a very, very long line of "sacrificial brides" who the brothers all ended up killing in one way or another. Laito may look and act like a teenager, but he's an immortal vampire and he knows what he's doing.

This man repeatedly assaults the protagonist (Yui) because he wants to "taint" her. At first he only strips her and touches her only laughing when she says no because "well what a perverted woman, why aren't you being honest with yourself" and it's implied that he rapes her. There's a scene where Yui contemplate suicide (keep in mind she's religious and try to keep her faith even while abused so it's a big deal) because she can't take it anymore, and then Laito shows up in her bath and makes her harm herself. He humiliates her in public. He's just horrible. His excuse is that his mother abused him and he convinced himself he liked it and he loved her. At the end of his route Yui is totally broken in my opinion, convinced she is tainted now and losing her faith in god. Granted he isn't the worst of his brothers but this man is definitely undatable. While he softens in later games, this man is horrible.

Peter King

Propaganda

Oh I could go ON AND ON but here’s a list: He’s a stalker, he showed up late to a date HE REQUESTED, he killed either your landlord, roommate, or coworker (depending on route) and stuck them in a freezer, lied to the police about it, followed by a car ride either consisting of traumadumping about his family (valid tbh) or him talking about how much he wants to fuck your brains out, then you finding a bloody knife in his glove compartment, asking about it, and him smashing your head into the window to shut you up while he takes you to his house. He is The Worse Datable, as well as The Only Datable because well…he killed the others…and kidnapped you….

FUCK THIS DUDE!!! Country Human looking-ass bitch, I want him dead and obliterated

Many violence, Yandere behavior, cut your leg off in a semi-canon series of illustrations, smashed your head into the passenger side window of his creepy van, chloroformed you in your own house, brought you flowers that were probably tainted with his own blood, given context from another route. Generally a terrible person. Also just very strange to look at :/

He knows what he did….😒

He broke into Y/N’s house and chloroformed them. Generally a really creepy and perverted guy. TK is better :/

Send that man to Worst Datable Hell! Put him in the trash file (he’s a pseudo-sentient AI, similar to Monika, so this threat is valid)! He sometimes looks like a kicked puppy when talking to you, but with your small contributions, we can make him look even more like a kicked puppy! Vote Peter King for Worst Datable Datable Character today! Bonus: Funny canon facts about him! - He can’t swim - He’s allergic to peanuts - He has to wear glasses, but usually wears contacts - He had an emo/goth phase in high school - He’s a YouTuber; he does product reviews - He has very strong mother issues (understandably) - He will respond to and greatly enjoy the nickname “Cockbite” (there are many other names he enjoys, but this one’s the funniest to me)

#quarter finals

[matenrou-fan]

Masterlist for undateables

pink for Yandere, red for NSFW

Diavolo:

-Going down to his fem! darling

-With an ice sculptor NB! s/o

-Diavolo x fem! s/o x Lucifer threesome (fic)

-Diavolo x fem! baker! s/o x Lucifer

-NB!s/o calling him "The most handsome demon" in public

-Domestic HC with NB! s/o

-With FtM! s/o who's coming out as a trans boy

-Lucifer and his GN!s/o doing it while he's on the phone with Diavolo / 【Diavolo's side

-Intoxication (fic)

Barbatos:

-Going down to his fem! darling

-Jealous! Barbatos with GN! s/o

-Tailfucking fem! s/o + overstimulation (fic)

Solomon:

-Going down to his fem! darling

-Cockwarming HC

-With a GN! s/o who likes to take naps at random places

Simeon:

-Going down to his fem! darling

#obey me x reader #obey me masterlist

[sammy-smiles-531]

Valentine’s Day Special: My Top 18 Blush Blush Boys

So as you all know, I’m a huge fan of Blush Blush, so I’ve decided to list all the guys from least favorite to most favorite (Though number 1 might be obvious lol). Just a disclaimer, I don’t hate any of the guys I just like some more than others.

18. William

I like William, but he doesn’t really interest me as much as some of the other guys do. To be honest, some of the current undateable Phone Fling guys interest me more than him. I will say that I do like his voice though and his masquerade outfit is one of my favorite outfits in the game. Also, who could go wrong with a guy that cares for animals and will treat you like royalty. But even with that, he’s just not my favorite.

17. Myx

Similar to the reasons of why William is low on the list. Myx is just a guy I don’t really have a lot of interest in. While yes I love a guy who does music and his animal form is one of the cutest animals in the game, he just doesn’t catch my attention like any of the other guys. He’s also the ones whose outfits I kind of like the least but go figure.

16. Volks

I already know that I’m gonna get flamed for this, since Volks is one of the more popular Blush Blush characters. But it all comes down to this, I’m personally not a huge fan of the tsundere trope. Most of the time I find tsundere characters just rude, they are not people I would enjoy being around in real life. While yes Volks does soften up once you get him to his lover levels, it’s not enough for him to be my top favorite character. Please don’t hate me.

15. Kelby

Kelby is an interesting one, there’s a lot I like about him, but at the same he doesn’t interest me that much. I’m not much of a fan of his voice that’s one thing. He also doesn’t really have a lot of outfits that I like, besides his kigurumi outfit. But Kelby is one of those cases where I’m mixed on where on my favorite scale he would fall under. But Kelby’s alright, the good chicken boi.

14. Anon

Oh boy another one I’m going to get flamed for cause he’s low on the list. To be honest it’s mostly because I’d get slightly annoyed irl if someone was using their tech devices on dates XD. I do find his voice nice and he has his quirks about him that I like, but he’s just not my most favorite guy. He’s one where I would say, “Eh, he’s average.”

13. Poe

Gee Sammy why do you put the most popular guys low on your list? XD To be honest, Poe should actually be a guy that’s high on my list, I love goth guys and Poe has one of my more favorite outfits. He’s also one that I can relate to a lot. I think it’s one of those cases where there are a lot of guys I like more than Poe. But hey, that doesn’t mean I hold him dear to me. 

12. Ichiban

Honestly, this man makes me laugh. He’s honestly the guy I would not expect to like as much as I do now, but here we are. I actually really like his voice. He’s also the one who has my favorite summer outfit. It’s just that he’s so goofy and awkward, yet that just adds to how much I like him. He will always be my king. 

11. Scale

One could argue that Scale is also kind of a tsundere, so why is he higher than Volks. Well it’s because I find Scale more interesting than I do Volks. And also it’s less in your face than it is with Volks. Scale just has more nice moments and he genuinely makes me laugh. I love how behind his facade of a scary ninja assassin, he’s just a goofy, awkward, and overall sweet guy. Also he has the more cooler outift and animal designs of the game.

10. Seth

Ah yes, good ol’ demon boi. Also has one of the coolest animal and hybrid designs of the game. He’s one of the most fascinating guys and also one of the Phone Fling guys I was most interested in seeing. I wish that I could put him higher, but there are more guys that I like more than him. But hey, he made it to the top 10. I would gladly rule over the demon realm with him, and his riddles are neat to.

9. Cole

I have a soft spot for the yandere trope. Cole is definitely another guy that I did not expect to love as much as I do. I understand what people mean when they say they love his voice. I also love how much fun he seems to be having being around Marshmallow, I genuinely do think he cherishes the time spent with them. Overall, a guy that I both love and am slightly terrified of XD.

8. Garret

I love this man, period. He’s one of those soft, gentle giant type of guys that I absolutely go crazy for. I’m actually one of the view who actually likes his voice. I also love the small antics that he gets into. Yeah I’m not gonna hide the fact that I love himbo characters. I’d also gladly let him break every bone in my body and thank him. But he wouldn’t do that, on purpose anyways, because he’s a wholesome boi.

7. Dmitri

This man makes me swoon. Just his voice, the way he talks just has a way of grabbing my interest. Also his love for coffee makes him an easy win for me, considering that I am also a huge coffee fan. As someone who used to do ceramics, I’d gladly go to his pottery class, just to see him. He’s also one of the guys I would not be afraid of calling sexy. Overall 10/10 guy.

6. Stirling

I love me a good vampire boi. Especially a fabulous ice skating one. I’d glad let him bite me. I’ve always had a love for monster boys, but vampires were never really the one that catches me. Stirling however is one that I have all my love for. I’d gladly learn how to ice skate for him, even if I mad myself look like a fool XD. 

5. Logan

This guy made it to number 5 on my list, that goes to show how much I love this guy ever since I saw playthroughs of him. His animal form is so adorable and I love how protective he is over Marshmallow. He’s like the mom friend which is good to have because you’ll know he’ll take care of you. Overall, a great new addition to the dateable Blush Blush cast. I also love the art of him, the artists did a really good job and continue to improve.

4. Nimh

The first guy we ever meet on our journey, and boy did he make an impression on me. I love the shy boys because they are always so sweet. Nimh is definitely the guy I would do my best to take care of. An adorable guy, one who tries his best, and the one who’s responsible for the existence of Nimh Chungus XD. The cutest bunny boi and is a great start for what was to come within the game.

3. Cashew

This man’s voice... this man’s voice makes me ascend, I love it so much. I love him so much. I’d gladly let him read me all kinds of stories. I love his dorky puns and a someone who is currently attending college I can relate to him a lot. I also love his hair, it seems so fluffy. I’m honestly not much of a big reader, but man is Cashew convincing me to be one. With the combination of his voice, his puns, and his overall cute mannerisms, Cashew is easily a guy worthy of my heart

2. Eli

He was the guy I originally came across when I first came across the game. And man am I glad he was because I immediately fell in love with him, his funloving, carefree attitude is what really sticks to me. I love guys who wants to see those around him happy and are generally happy themselves. Also he’s a fellow pansexual. And if that isn’t enough proof for how much I care for this guy, he was my “date” to my senior prom. I literally danced with a picture of him on my phone, none of my friends cared XD. Eli, oh how I love you so and you would lead me down the rabbit hole that is Blush Blush 

1. Sven

I’ll tell you what, Sven actually grew on me. And apparently enough to where he is my most favorite Blush Blush guy. I’m probably the only mega fan of Sven since I know he isn’t that popular. Like I said, I love a guy who can make me smile and Sven had me smiling the whole way. I actually really love his voice and accent, I don’t know it just gives me serotonin. I also love the fact that he’s literally a memelord and a living Sonic reference. He’s a guy I’d love being around in real life. Overall my number 1 favorite Blush Blush guy and I’m patiently waiting for his masquerade outfit to be released. All hail the King of Duckies! Quack!

And that was the end of my list. Now as more Guys are released and more Phone Fling guys become dateable this list might be subject to change. But as of now, these were my top 18 favorite Blush Blush guys. Thank you for reading and Happy Valentine’s Day : ) ! 

#blush blush #blush blush game #bb #sammy speaks #blush blush ramblings

[mammons-secret-wife]

Will write for: SFW, Fluff, bit of NSFW, Angst, yandere, Chubby reader, thicc reader, skinny reader Poc, lgbtqia+, mental health, Poly

Rules for request are:

~ Will only write maximal 3 characters per headcanon and 4 per reactions/scenarios. Only will do more characters otherwise if its asked or about the Brothers/Undateables from obey me, team names from haikyuu/free!/knb or Port mafia/ detective agency for example...

~ Will not write smut for underage/children characters. Only 16/18+

~ please always put a trigger warning for tricky/sensitive subjects or spoiler warnings at the beginning of a ask. So that I can tag them and warn people who read it

~ don't steal any of my ideas or copy them

~ Will write for fenale and gn readers/mcs

~ Will write favorite ships and bl

~ if asked I will. Write the same request for other characters and split them in parts

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#request rules #send asks #send requests

[obeyourlord]

I Thought There Was Only One Avatar Of Envy? Part 2

Here’s the link for it on ao3

TW: Obsessive/yandere behaviour, kidnapping discussions, implied sexual fantasies (?), referenced torture

While the brothers were planning how to kidnap Mammon and finally have him for themselves, the undatables were going to explode from the envy they felt for Mephistopheles.

Diavolo is a charming, attractive and intelligent demon, one that nobody can dispute will be a great king someday. What the public didn’t know is that he had a dark side underneath his signature laugh and smile, one that demands he be noticed by those he had chosen to be worthy of his company at all costs, one such person was Mammon.

Mammon had always fascinated him. He was loud, informal, always had fun and was seemingly obnoxious. Of course Diavolo knew of the insecurities Mammon had, it didn’t take a genius to see that Mammon didn’t love himself as much as he pretended to. But Mammon treated Diavolo like he was Diavolo first and the prince of Devildom second, a refreshing change to the others who were formal. The change broke the mundane pattern of interactions between him and others.

Lucifer was called a good friend by Diavolo but he was always too formal to be considered a friend. Barbatos kept a distance between him and Diavolo so their reactions were more often between butler and master, one solely of profession and loyalty. Although, if he didn’t consider them friends then who would he have? His father? How pathetic, to not have a single friend and only being able to call one of the parties responsible for his creation someone he’s close to. He hadn’t even been all that close with his father anyway.

That’s why he found Mammon’s company to be something he always looked forwards to when an occasion arise for an event where he can invite the second born around. A change of pace.

Of course some could argue that Asmodeus was informal with the prince but that wouldn’t be fully accurate. Asmodeus did take liberties with formalities but it was with everybody, not just Diavolo, due to most being personal with lust later on in the night. This attempt at mating wasn’t made due to affection or for liking his personality, only because of Diavolo’s body and status. Being able to brag about sleeping with the acting King of Devildom was tantalising for most, fortunately they had some sense not to try their luck. Aside from that, Asmodeus still referred to him as his proper title and was hesitant to joke with him.

In fact, Diavolo had a little crush on Mammon, a fact Diavolo only figured out recently. Being the future King meant eligible nobles throwing themselves at him but none had caught his interest enough to partake in a romantic or sexual relationship. He wasn’t attracted to those who only saw him as status. Few have had the honour of partaking in intercourse with him and it was more a means to an end rather than the riveting experience he’d been informed of.

Then came Mammon.

He had first met Mammon shortly after the brothers’ fall. Diavolo came to The House Of Lamentations to formally greet his new avatars of sin and to discuss the ball he was having as an introduction of them to Devildom, also to disclose the duties they were expected to complete. Barbatos had rapped his knuckle against the door harshly and they waited for someone to answer.

Immediately after they heard an ungodly screech that could only belong to a demon child. It was a sound told to wake the dead from their eternal slumber and would kill a mortal due to the sound vibrating through their body and causing their heart to burst. Oher demons were fortunately immune to the wailing in that sense but it was still hard on the ears. As there was only one baby residing in The House Of Lamentations, it must’ve been wrath. Sharing a glance, Barbatos raised his fist to knock again but was interrupted by the door opening.

Instead of Lucifer answering the call, it was a white haired boy with afore mentioned screaming baby on his hip. And he was yelling over the child’s whining to shut up.

“Whatcha want!? Better be important, I just got the lil’ bugger to shut up!”

Diavolo couldn’t help but laugh. He had never been talked to like that before! It was especially endearing coming from the fallen acting as if he was the child’s mother, and became even funnier when both stopped their shouting match to shoot the prince matching glares. Even Barbatos found the sight funny but had enough respect to hide his laughter behind his gloved hand.

“Stop laughin’! If ya don’t tell me who ya are, I’m closin’ the door!” Mammon threatened.

After calming down, Barbatos introduced Diavolo. “This is Lord Diavolo, prince of Devildom and acting King. One day he will be crowned King of Devildom.”

“And who are ya?” Mammon again asked.

Barbatos, caught off guard and a little flustered at being asked that question, stalled for a second before replying, “I’m his butler, Barbatos.”

“Okay, whatcha doin’ ‘ere?” Mammon asked warily.

“He’s here to discuss your new roles in Devildom and what exactly that entails and the ball he’s hosting to formally recognise you as the new avatars of sin.” Barbatos again replied.

During the interaction, Diavolo was busy studying the avatar of greed. There was no doubt in his mind that this man will be a great addition to Devildom, he was also hopeful to get to know him more. The whitette had already proven how caring he is, doting on his baby brother and inquiring Barbatos name despite him being of a lower status. Before he knew it, his thoughts had wandered towards something different, more ideas of Mammon mothering a baby, being a housewife and the care he’d give to his husband flooded his mind. Soon he was looking at Mammon as if he was the most precious item only he could have.

Satan had gone quiet so he could glare at the newcomers. He had decided he didn’t like the way the redheaded guy was looking at his Mammy. As an act of war, he grabbed his dummy, unclipped it and threw it at the conniving bastard’s face. While Mammon yelled at Satan for being rude, the both of them kept glaring at the other.

In retrospect, it was funny that a baby knew about his crush before he did. The wise prince of Devildom, all knowing, didn’t know he had a crush when it was so obvious, before a baby. Although he didn’t know of his crush, he knew that the battle for Mammon’s affection had begun in that moment and he wasn’t going to lose.

From there, he tried and failed to attract Mammon’s affection away from Satan to him. For the majority of Satan’s childhood, whenever Mammon talked to Diavolo, he would screech at the top of his lungs until he stopped being around Diavolo. Soon Satan did that with most people or anytime Mammon wasn’t around. It was infuriating to know that Mammon slept in the same bed as that little shit. He was glad when Satan grew up, his relationship with Mammon grew strained and almost non-existent as Diavolo doubled his previous efforts to grow closer to the avatar of greed.

Diavolo invited him around to the palace for any number of reasons, would host parties and more to see him. They even had a once a week meetup to formally “discuss the treasury” but to informally talk about anything and everything. It’s one of the highlights of Diavolo’s week. Or was.

Since Mephistopheles became friends with Mammon, he had spent too much time with him and even began to cancel their appointments, instead sending a copy to his email. Formal reports! Sure, the treasury hasn’t been better with money more cleanly going to wherever it needed to go but if it was at the cost of his time with Mammon? Call him selfish, remind him that a King should sacrifice his whole being for his kingdom but it was too much for him to bear.

He had seen Mammon and Mephistopheles working together on some reports of the treasury and laughing. Mammon never did that with him! Diavolo even ripped a chunk out of the wall when Mammon rewarded something Mephistopheles said with a kiss to the lips. How dare he be given that when Diavolo should have! He spent all those centuries after the brothers’ fall courting Mammon for some weasel to come and ruin all his efforts! And it had only been a month!

When Diavolo realised what he had just thought, he knew he had a crush on Mammon. It was embarrassing it took that long but it didn’t change the fact that he had to get rid of Mephistopheles.

You could call him the King of envy at that point.

Barbatos had realised that Diavolo had a crush on Mammon the moment it had developed, he did know Diavolo ever since their childhood so it didn’t take much for him to realise a change in him. His job may have been to serve but it was also to protect the crown and that included the prince’s love life. That’s why he was usually willing to set up events where Diavolo could interact with Mammon. Also it would help Diavolo to not get distracted by paperwork dreaming up a fantasy of another interaction with greed if they could come true. If anything, it encourages Diavolo to get it done faster.

After enough time spent near Mammon, it was hard to not get attached to the lovable buffoon. Despite what his reputation portrays, Mammon was a hard worker and always tried his best. He completed his homework and assignments, his treasury report and study yet had spare time to model and plan those get rich quick schemes he was famous for. It was really quite impressive when it was thought about like that.

The reason he was made out to be dumb was his grades but those were due to an undiagnosed condition making tests hard for him and not receiving the support he should have. Mammon often found it hard to concentrate, to have enough time to write what he wants to and to put it into words. Barbatos brought the matter up with Lucifer to get Mammon a diagnosis and support, he would’ve done it himself but he had to get support from Mammon’s legal guardian. Unfortunately, Lucifer turned it down because “Mammon is fine.” (He said after Mammon had stared aimlessly at a wall for 3 hours completely still without blinking.)

His feelings towards Mammon were parental and treated him as such. He made Mammon food and made sure he slept all required hours. He had even started to protect Mammon as he made sure to thoroughly see through the disposal of any demons who hurt him. Lets say many demons have gone ‘missing.’ Really, Mammon was like a problem child except he wasn’t the problem, he was surrounded by problems.

Unknown to most, Barbatos looked out for Mammon whenever he went gambling or clubbing. Mammon didn’t do it as often as most assumed. More than once he had taken Mammon to the palace after drinking too heavily, being drugged or when the witches went too far (and were ‘dealt with.’) When these moments happened, Barbatos always moved Mammon’s hair away from his forehead and kissed it. And when he would awaken with a headache, there was always something there to help. Mammon would eat with him and Diavolo and Barbatos would smile affectionately when Mammon would thank him and help him with the dishes.

But now he was spending time with someone new.

Instead of Barbatos helping Mammon whenever he went out, it was Mephistopheles and not him to do so. On one hand, he was happy that Mammon was safe but on the other, he wanted to keep Mammon safe. Barbatos wanted to feed Mammon, cloth him, tuck him in bed, help him with his problems, house him, keep him, lock him away from the world. He knew it was bad to feel that way but he couldn’t help but want it, a need to keep Mammon safe.

And Mephistopheles wasn’t safe. He used to be on the RAD newspaper, he had published articles trashing all the avatars before. This ‘friendship’ could very well be a ploy to garner Mammon’s trust then betray him by baring all his secrets for RAD to read! Barbatos knew he had to act quickly if he was to protect his Mammon from the dangers of Mephistopheles. And if he was a little jealous when he saw the both of them cooking together whilst using his powers then that was his business only.

Even though he seemed to be demoted to a butler of envy.

Simeon didn’t want to look down on demons, it would defeat the purpose of why he was there in the first place, to unite all three realms in harmony. If he were to act mightier than those who would one day be his allies then what kind of angel would he be? But he couldn’t help but look down on Mephistopheles.

Ever since Mammon started this friendship with that demon, he stopped paying visits to the Purgatory Hall residents or speaking with any of them. The most interaction he had with Mammon within the past week was two brief greetings in the hallway before Mephistopheles hurried him towards his class. As much as Simeon didn’t want to admit it, he was jealous.

Being in the Devildom and seeing Mammon for the first time in forever, it reminded him of when Mammon was younger and Lucifer was too busy to care for him. On those days, Simeon would be the one to babysit the child Mammon and play the role of father for him.

One thing Simeon could recall like it was yesterday it happened was whenever Mammon felt his wings, he loved to run his fingers between feathers and over the big arch that was there. Whilst doing this, Mammon would share his fantasies of when he finally had his wings and could fly through the sky endlessly like Simeon and Lucifer could. Simeon would wrap his wings around Mammon and let him snuggle into the warmth the mass of feathers provided as he excitedly shared his thoughts. And when Mammon fell asleep, a thumb in his mouth and eyes closed, tiny breaths causing his chest to rise and fall, Simeon would be honest with himself.

He was jealous Lucifer got Mammon and not him. Simeon was the one to look after Mammon when Lucifer was busy, to teach him games such as hide and seek, Mammon even called him dad! It wasn’t fair that Lucifer was assigned as Mammon’s older brother instead of him.

Being in Devildom meant getting to spend time with Mammon that he missed more than anything, even more than the Celestial Realm. If Simeon was to be completely honest, more than once he had thought on falling to stay here in Devildom forever with Mammon and never leave him again. Despite his position of power, Mammon always made Simeon feel needed when others couldn’t. Most angels didn’t go to him for help unless it was to do with the work assigned to him, something he had always loved as it made him feel like he was helpful. Like a true angel.

But then the Celestial War happened and he was gone. Mammon followed Lucifer down to Devildom with no hesitation, a type of loyalty that Simeon envied and wanted for himself. Luke loved him but wouldn’t fall for Simeon unless it was for a bigger cause than Mammon. Simeon witnesses first hand Mammon diving after Lucifer. Lilith fell after getting shot by an arrow and Lucifer went to help her, Mammon noticed and never gave a second thought to the consequences before he followed.

Simeon had gotten to reconnect with Mammon being here and see how much he’s grown. One could compare Simeon to a proud parent when he saw Mammon for the first time since then. He got to know the changes in Mammon and marvel at the success he had down here, Mammon was also the one to show the exchange students around Devildom and give them tips and tricks to use during their stay.

But now he was going around with someone else.

Mephistopheles was an untrustworthy demon that Simeon was sure that he was using Mammon for connections and status. Why else would he suddenly be friends with Mammon after all the time the fallens had been down there? It wouldn’t make sense otherwise! Simeon also had his fair share of angels befriending him to climb up the ranks quicker or to grow close to a powerful angel like Michael. Of course behaviour like that was punished in the Celestial Realm. It unfortunately didn’t seem that way in Devildom but that could change with Simeon’s help.

Simeon had punished other angels before for their misdeeds so he was well-versed in methods of punishment and which ones worked for what crime. A whipping could prove useful but maybe electrocution would be more efficient as it did not take as much energy or strength to do, nor did it take as much time as whipping. But demons were known for pain being pleasurable for them, an example of the sin they indulged in, so physical punishments providing pain might not work on a demon such as Mephistopheles.

Perhaps a more psychological approach would work. Taking him away to a dungeon where no sound could travel in or out may work, it was an experiment in the Celestial Realm hundreds of years ago so it was relatively new but had proven to be successful. Any immortal being that was left with only their thoughts for enough time had come out reformed and would do any task assigned of them to be allowed to be freed. Some came out soulless and hollow, following instructions without a thought of defiance. But some angels had to be ridden from existence as they could only stare blankly and sloth was a great sin not permitted in a place as holy as the Celestial Realm. It was a method that purified any soul.

That was what Mephistopheles deserved for trying to taint Mammon further than the Devildom had already. A divine interference that only Simeon could provide and nobody else. Simeon was still useful, Mammon still needed him and he needed Simeon more than ever.

What Simeon did not know was that he grew into an angle of envy.

Despite Luke saying he hated all demons because he was an angel and that was how it worked, it was obvious it wasn’t true. Barbatos and Luke cooked together and went to the market together because the angel loved his company. Beelzebub was also seen frequenting Purgatory Hall whenever Luke had made something new and needed a taste tester. It was most apparent with Mammon though as the duo acted like siblings from early on in the exchange program. Perhaps Simeon helped the progression of their relationship due to his affection for Mammon. But it didn’t change the fact that the both were seen together quite often. Until they weren’t.

Most invitation extended by Luke towards Mammon were declined due to a plethora of reasonings such as a study date, day out or something of that nature but one factor was consistent throughout. All of these events Mammon was busy with all were to do with Mephistopheles.

At first, Luke was only a little upset at the rejection but understood and mostly didn’t mind, he was actually rather happy Mammon had a friend to confide in. But as they began to pile up, Luke broke down and cried to Simeon thinking Mammon hated him and didn’t want to be friends. Of course Simeon comforted him but it was all for naught. Soon baking no longer excited him as it once did. What was the point when there was no Mammon to lift him up to grab something then tease him about his height? Barbatos had even come around multiple times to help yet it did nothing but make him sadder, the emptiness easier to acknowledge when someone tried to fill his space.

If only Luke could find a solution to ease the aching of his heart, the terrible squeezing and pulsating hurt so much.

Luke began to dislike Mephistopheles heavily for taking away his time with Mammon, for leading him astray! He was corrupting his brother figure with unholy thoughts! He must have if Mammon was avoiding him, there couldn’t be any other reason. But it was hard to take that away when Mammon looked so happy.

What Luke didn’t know was that this terrible feeling he was experiencing was envy, a sin. As angels are not taught about the feeling of committing sin such as envy, it was impossible for Luke to acknowledge these emotions for what they were. In his mind, this was an angels intuition acting up and it was due to Mephistopheles. That he was a vile and evil creature that would corrupt Mammon. It also didn’t help that Simeon, who Luke trusted, divulged that he also had doubts of Mephistopheles’ true intentions.

With his mind made up, Luke decided Mammon was sick and needed and angel to heal him. Giddy to inform Simeon of his decision, he unfortunately would help the others doom Mammon which he would later realise when all was said and done. But for now he was oblivious.

Just an envious, little sinner.

Solomon was shady. That was a well- known fact to all Devildom but to what extent, only the 72 demons he had a pact with could guess. Although one thing was for sure, nobody could tell what his true intentions were.

And what he desired was a surprise indeed! Despite chasing after Lucifer for a pact since his first day in Devildom, Solomon wanted a pact (and maybe more) with Mammon. By possessing a pact with Lucifer, he could gain the attention of the second born and eventually coerce him to form the ultimate connection with him that binds them for all eternity. Oh, what a thought that was.

What feelings he had for Mammon were less of a crush and more of an obsession, one that would terrify Asmodeus to the core if he knew. Solomon suspected Barbatos knew as he was never left in a room alone with greed, either Barbatos or Diavolo were in the room or had moved Mammon with them to another location. But he could wait for them to inevitably slip up. He had all eternity after all. But he bought magazines Mammon was featured in, posters, CDs, downloaded all interviews, everything with his obsession on. He even built a shrine.

If he did have a pact with Mammon, he would do so many things but only if Mammon consented. Solomon was shady, not a rapist. If allowed, he would kiss Mammon, touch him, make love to him, be his one and only. Mammon would be provided for, cared for, lived comfortably for the rest of their existence together. All together. Only together. As much as Solomon liked Asmodeus, he wouldn’t want him getting in the way of his relationship with Mammon.

But there was someone else.

That one, Mephistopheles, was around his Mammon constantly. Kissing him, holding him, sleeping in the same bed as him, doing everything Solomon wanted to do! And Mammon smiled while it happened. Smiled as if the world was right when he should be in the sorcerer’s arms. But he didn’t know any better because if he did, he would push that slimy toad off him and run to Solomon for protection from Mephistopheles.

If it wasn’t suspicious, Mephistopheles would have an ‘accident’ and die but he couldn’t. At least for now he was satisfied by the smiles and the fantasy he constructed that it was for him. He always did have a very good imagination and it was times like these he was glad for it. Make believe may have been a child’s game but it served him well enough.

Solomon was a sorcerer, a human, one with 72 demons at his beck and call. Yet it was irrelevant in that moment.

All he could be was another avatar of envy.

Mephistopheles had become friends with Mammon due to how fun he was and because he felt sorry for him. Mammon was surprisingly nerdy. He had watched and read all about TSL and it showed when he went into one of his rants. Mammon would always talk about every fact he knew of a topic whenever Mephis brought it up even if he had already said it before. Mammon got so into it that he would widely throw his hands into all sorts of gestures, walking around in circles and would look so happy.

Mephis remembered the first time Mammon had done this affectionately, he apologised and tried to run away. Mephis couldn’t not hug his greedy little friend! Who could resist when he was just so cute?

The first time he had talked to Mammon, he had been told of insecurities, most he had already guessed before talking to him. Actually, the whole school knew and even formed a club around it. The Protect Mammon Club (PMC), a club dedicated to protecting Mammon at all costs, even their life. Barbatos was the only council member who seemed to know of the club’s existence but he permitted it. A rumour was spread that Barbatos was protecting Mammon before and after the club was formed but hadn’t been confirmed.

The club consisted of at least 63% of the school and each member had a pin on their uniform to signal unity to another. All of Mammon’s ‘friends’ have been warned multiple times to not step out of line, some even avoided Mammon afterwards. The club left money for Mammon to find or helped his crows when one was injured or stuck.

Mephis had been helping Mammon open up to others in the club and it was a huge success! The little cinnamon roll was always so excited to meet more people and talked his ear off about said person after the meeting.

Mephis soon noticed the jealousy of the others. At first he was worried but realised they couldn’t do anything to him if he was with Mammon. Eventually drunk off the power and too cocky for a demon of his stature, he had started showing affection to Mammon in public places. More so infront of the council and exchange students. Nothing made him happier than powerful demons being jealous of him while his lover blushed and stuttered. Well, except Mammon.

He wanted them to know Mammon was his and only his. That bright smile and cute laugh was for him. Those warm hugs were for him. Those adorable kisses Mammon would smooch across his face were for him. Who could blame him for being possessive? He was a demon, it’s in his nature! And it was Mammon! Cute, little, naïve Mammon!

He shouldn’t have gotten cocky. Shouldn’t have annoyed the higher ranking demons. He shouldn’t have assumed he was untouchable while he was Mammon’s lover. Because he soon learnt he should’ve stayed in his place.

None of it would have happened if he didn’t get greedy.

#obey me #obey me mammon #obey me diavolo #obey me barbatos #obey me simeon #obey me luke #obey me solomon #obey me mephistopheles

[lovebirdgames]

I think we’ve all been looking at it wrong, we’ve been led to believe that Garth or Tom is the yandere but secretly it’s actually Aaron 🫢

Still waiting on that Aaron (and Leon) route tho </3

A yandere undateable, huh? ...Dang, Aaron would've fit really well into this video.

#ask bcb

[vulpesvalentine]

Anons me being a yandere blog isn't enough to make me undateable uwu I have two lovely partners who I ADORE

You'll just be blocked, but nice try 💖 I dealt with you when I dumped my other ex, not dealing with it this time! gtfo

#vulpes yips #not even vents it's just funny #I only screenshot one of the asks but literally just blocked the rest I don't got time for that LOL

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request rules:

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fandoms i write for:

readers - twisted wonderland, stardew valley, obey me, fnaf dca

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disclaimer:

read me - i am not obligated to complete your request, even if it is within my rules. i will sometimes instead decide to spin a request that i'm uncomfortable writing into something similar (but not the same) that i am okay with.

what i will write:

general - yandere content, angst + fluff + gen, oc content, suggestive content, polyamory, well-known aus, and gender neutral, nonbinary, or male readers with any AGAB, drabbles.

what i won't write:

general - female reader (AFAB does not count, that’s okay), smut, p*dophilia / inc*st, more than three characters in one post, headcanons.

twst characters - staff, ortho, cheka, rsa, trey, rook, epel, lilia, and grim

stardew characters - non-romanceable characters, emily, penny, maru, leah

obey me characters - luke + new undateables (thirteen, mephistopheles, raphael)

[belphegorbillickin]

Vampire (GN!)MC (+ Side Characters)

(TW!): Belphegor's and Simeon's section could potentially contain some triggering material regarding lack of agency and drugging.

(TW!): Leviathan's section as well as the two above are also pretty yandere-esque with all the TWs that comes with. Diavolo's second section could be seen that way as well.

(CW!): Some of the sections get more than a little suggestive, but nothing explicit.

General Headcannons:

Demon blood is pitch black, thick, and has a tendency to bubble in daylight. As unappealing as it is you start to feel a strange longing for it.

Angelic blood is a lot more similar to human blood, they are both god's creatures after all.

Demon blood is much less effective than human blood as your body has to fight some of the toxins and convert some nutrients to a more useable state.

Luckily for them they can afford to lose a lot more blood and replace it much faster as well.

Blood from humans and lesser demons isn't any more addicting than typical food, but the effects of corrupted angelic blood aren't well documented.

The ability to take other's blood for themselves so effortlessly also makes them immune to all diseases spread through the bloodstream. It's unknown what happens to those already suffering.

Vampire fangs come with a venom that numb the affected area and thin the victim's blood.

Vampires used to try to flock to Devildom to take advantage of it's eternal darkness, but now that the human blood trade is illegal a significant amount of them have gone back to the human realm.

Lucifer:

He finds it kind of humiliating for a second. Allowing a lowly human to feast on him like he's the prey and you're the predator? Unthinkable.

But then someone else offers and he's offended for you. Did they really think something like that would satisfy you?

You deserve only the best, who else could that be but him? His brothers? Don't make him laugh.

Lucifer claims he's only letting you feed on him until you're cured, but it's purely to save face.

It's hard not to feel the intense, heated glare as he watches you begin to bite down.

He'll help you secure the cure if you'd prefer to be fully human again of course, but he's certainly not going to push it beyond his initial disclaimer.

His blood is smoky with a strong bitter undertone. You can feel the magic running through it and entering your body, strutting about like it owns the place.

It doesn't fade away quickly either. You can always feel it running through your veins if you're drinking enough.

It makes you feel powerful, but if you try to resume your magical training it actually fights your body's own power, wanting to be the one casting the spell. 

It's possible to use it to enhance your own, but it'll take some effort before you can even get back to normal levels, much less use his. Once you finally manage it you almost double in power and stamina.

Lucifer is a very busy demon, but he'll never forget a single feeding session. He may be rather harsh with his brothers, but he finds it hard to send you to bed without dinner. Do expect at least some teasing however.

(Unless something major happened like you trying to drink from someone else or you trying to force it out of him after said punishment, but why would you do that when you have him?)

His favorite position involves him holding out his wrist while you sit on the floor in front of his chair, looking up at him with defiant or needy eyes.

He's not averse to making you beg for it, but that tends to lead to more than just feeding...

If you need a softer touch however, he loves you sitting his lap and wrapping your arms around him while drinking from his neck just as much.

He unbuttoned his collar and undid his tie just for you, but do be sure to lick up any stray blood that might stain it. He doesn't mind if you stay there after you've finished either.

Lucifer likes it maybe a little too much... Lucifer's already a decent competitor for Asmo's title, but all of those little love bites you keep giving him makes him want to sink his teeth into you even more.

He's never been so easy to tear away from his work.

And the thought of his blood (literally) running through your veins? It's really bringing out his possessive side knowing everyone can sense his magic inside of you.*

Don't bother getting your own possessive side out though.

Lucifer absolutely refuses to let anyone see the bitemarks you leave and if someone does see by accident he'll mindwipe them with zero hesitation.

Mammon:

It's not like he wants you to be regularly taking bites out of him (he totally does), but as your designated protector it's only right that he's the one making sure you're healthy.

You should have your first sip from your first demon after all. (He says as he's practically elbowing his brothers out of the way, even the "uninterested" ones just in case.)

His blood tastes and feels like a slightly spicy energy drink, almost like licking a battery.

The second you drink it you feel ready to take on anything. You're so full of energy it's a bit harder to focus.

Your constant foot tapping is sure to get you murdered by Satan if you don't tire yourself out soon.

Are you just imagining it or are you a lot faster than usual?

He loves getting bitten in general, even before your transformation, but he especially loves it when you wrap all your limbs around him or pin him down when you're feeling almost feral with hunger.

Mammon might ask to give you a few matching bitemarks in return. He can tone it down to just hickies if you want.

C'mon MC, don't make him beg. So what if they see it? Everyone should already know that you're his and he's yours! What do you think this is, the uptight Celestial Realm?

Despite all his half-hearted complaints he's very eager to show off his own bitemarks, making sure they're never covered regardless of who complains.

If anything he just makes it more obvious. He'll "subtly" crane his neck to show everyone who you chose to drink from, no, depend on.

"Hey Belphie, pass me the remote won't ya?" Cue several obnoxious head movements, a broken remote, and an incredibly smug Mammon. (Until Lucifer finds out he has to replace the remote again.)

He'll begrudgingly let the Majolish stylists cover it up temporarily, but he'll ignore Lucifer's lectures about how "Incredibly unbecoming it is for a demon lord such as yourself to walk around like a human teenager after his first lay."

Human bloodwine is pretty hard to find nowadays without paying a fortune, but he's happy to spoil you if he does come across some.

It's pretty unlikely he'll actually be paying for it anyway.

And if he has to, what's a little more debt for his favorite human when he already owes several trillion grimm?

Leviathan:

"WOOOAAAAHHHH!!! This is just like "My cute little kouhai that hates me for being a filthy otaku suddenly came to my door on their knees begging for my blood!"

He gets embarrassed and a little self-depreciating thinking about it, but quickly demands that you choose him if someone else offers.

There's no way the Lord of Shadows would ever let Henry go hungry after all!

And there's also no way Henry would ever choose someone else for such an intimate task, right? Right?

His salty blood makes your lips go numb and feels like it's trying to commit every little part of your insides to memory. It's a bit more blue than the others as well.

For a second you wondered if Leviathan got confused and was actually poisonous instead of venomous, but luckily for you it's not any more dangerous than the others.

The weird feeling doesn't affect your concentration either. You find yourself finishing your coursework faster than ever, eager to dig into that new game Levi bought for you.

You even got a perfect score on both somehow. It feels like the teachers have been going easier on everyone lately.

You expected him to be a blushing, squirming mess, but unless you go out of your way to seduce him he's strangely calm. **

He just stares intensely at you the entire time, barely blinking and breathing heavily with a serious look on his face. (So this is how those poor idols feel.)

You might want to ask for his neck just so he can't look at you, but then he'll be breathing heavily in your ear unless you do it from behind.

He just wants to commit this to his memory, he likes having you depend on him like this.

Levi fantasizes hard about getting you addicted to him and tries to speed the process up.

He only rewatched the entire TSL series twice this week so he could research what vampires find irresistible, TWICE MC! That's how much he loves you!

If you see him suddenly eating things he claimed to hate and putting more effort into eating better, that's why. He can't sustain you off of energy drinks and character themed snacks after all.

Levi's another one that secretly likes getting bitten regardless, but thinking about how everyone can smell him inside you, knowing you depend on him, really brings out his more confident and possessive side.

He initially prefers positions with less physical contact (he'd rather not let you know how much he enjoys it), but soon enough he'd like to wrap his tail around you while you feed.

You know, there was this one particular pose he always thought was really lewd if you wanted to try it, and if you loved him enough to wear the matching outfit...

He gets really worked up if you teasingly complain about having to drink from a "disgusting pervert" while sitting in his lap.

Please don't do that unless you intend to finish what you started or he'll be humiliated in the unsexy way and hide from you until you threaten to drink from someone else.

He thinks your fangs are really cute. Besides the moe factor now you two kind of match! He even has venom too!

Although his is incredibly painful and turns your insides into mush within minutes, but whatever. Even your weaker venom is cute!

It basically means you're soul mates now! Don't argue with him MC, he won't listen.

Seeing you accidentally bite your own tongue makes him laugh and think of his first days in Devildom. They're not happy memories, but these are and they're slowly overwriting them.

At least your venom numbs your pain instead of making it worse. Which is so not fair!

Levi thinks it's even more unfair that you can sink your fangs into him but not the reverse, especially since he won't even be taking any blood.

You'll let him do it, won't you MC? He bets you'd do it if Mammon or Lucifer asked you...

He won't use his venom, he swears on his limited edition, only fifteen made, Ruri-chan figure from 1999!

He says it's just to get even, but he'll be really upset if you try to cover it up.

Who cares if those normies think it's tacky MC? (Ignore the fact that he always got insanely bitter when he saw normies with hickies.)

What, do you care about them more than him? Because if you really loved him you'd ignore them and do what makes him happy. Don't you want him to be confident? You're wrecking his self-esteem MC.

(Watch out Belphie, Levi's reigning champ of guilt trips and he's coming for your crown.)

It wouldn't be a problem if you'd just do online coursework with him anyway... Wouldn't it be safer to always have his blood on hand too?

You could move in with him. It'll be even better now that you don't have leave his room to eat.

What do you mean you still want to see his brothers? So he isn't enough for you now?

Really, after he reduced his TSL marathons for you? After he choked down those disgusting vegetables day and night just for you?

After he was gracious enough to sneak some of his blood into- ...whatever.

Fine, you'll see just how much you "need" them and not him when you're scratching and begging at his door for the only blood that can sate your hunger.

He'll let you back in. He'll even be generous enough to give you some after a few hours of being held almost painfully tight in his tail, just inches from his bleeding neck while he makes demands.

Just don't expect to control the feeding schedule anymore. It's his blood after all, why should he have to give it to someone so ungrateful?

Stay with him, and only him, uninterrupted for at least six hours and he'll be more than happy to share some of his blood with you.

Look, he'll even let you watch your favorite animes when you're especially hungry to distract you. He's practically the angel of kindness again.

Satan:

He looks unusually angry when his brothers begin arguing over who you're to drink from.

As in, not even Lucifer has managed to have him transform in front of you with blood seeping from his clenched palms and bitten lips.

You weren't even sure it was blood at first considering it was a glowing, bubbling neon green. For a second you thought maybe he ate one of Levi's glow sticks like Beel did once.

You find out why soon after he calms himself down. His blood is just as acidic as his personality. But seriously, it'll eat through even demons with protective exoskeletons like Beel.

It's top-tier self defense, but as it is now it just leaves him outraged that once again he's the only brother too demonic to get close to you.

He brings you human blood instead (and tries to console himself by saying it absorbs better anyway), but it may or not be from humans he's torn apart in rage after learning Lucifer insisted on feeding you his blood.

He promises most of them deserved it anyway.

He’s very knowledgeable, but as both demons and angels are unable contract vampirism he never got around to actually learning how to safely cure it.

Knowledge like this doesn't come free either, those who know how would ask for more than just knowledge in return themselves.

He'll stop at nothing to cure you and get you away from Lucifer, not even potentially entering a pact with Solomon or owing a favor to Barbatos.

Although he will try his best to outsmart them of course. They may be cunning but he's no slouch either.

He doesn't come out of his room at all unless it's necessary for his research. He'll be very grateful if you bring him some tea and lunch.

As frustrated as he is he's still happy to see you, though you'll have to be quiet in order to not distract him.

Asmo:

What's this? You want to put your lips and tongue all over him? Well of course you do, and of course he'd indulge himself you too!

His blood is addicting, literally. It's a side effect of his charm. It tastes sweet and almost feels like it's caressing you as it warms you up in more ways than one.

It's odd, but you've been extraordinarily lucky lately. Everyone seems to want to help you at just the right time.

They don't even ask for anything in return, it’s almost like they’re trying to get on your good side or something.

He's no stranger to bite marks, but they really limit his outfit choices don't they?

Luckily for you there's a particularly juicy vein just above the knee. Go on dear, don't be shy...

He's the most likely to try to turn every feeding session into something more, but he'll back off if you really want him to.

The thigh suggestion was genuine, he doesn't really want constant marks, but he'll allow you to drink from his wrist and occasionally his neck as well.

He's more than happy to help guide you through other activities with your new fangs, you're not the first partner to have them by far.

He has plenty of vampire "friends" you can talk to if that'd make you feel less lonely.

Watch your back though, not everyone is going to be eager to just let you keep Asmo to yourself.

He'll put an immediate stop to it if you tell him however.

Killing even elder vampires is rather effortless for the fifth strongest demon lord, he didn't even have to change out of his stilettos.

Beelzebub:

"I'm the biggest. The others don't eat enough to lose that much blood and stay healthy."

(They're more than fine regardless of how much you drink, but Beelzebub has always been self-sacrificing. Besides, despite not being the jealous kind he feels oddly intent on making sure he's the one to do this.)

He lifts you up easily, unsurprisingly considering what you've seen him do, encouraging you to wrap your legs around him before baring his neck. He doesn't even twitch when sink your fangs into him.

Whether it's because his skin is unusually hard and thick even for a demon or if it's just because it's not painful to him is unknown. It's still a little weird to get no reaction however.

His blood is tasty and rather filling, being even thicker than demon blood usually is, but something about it makes it so hard to stop.

Try not to take advantage of him too much, because he's much too sympathetic and self-sacrificing to stop you.

If you're not careful you'll find it hard to think about anything besides getting another sip.

If you're desperate enough you might not be able to stop yourself in time when drinking from someone else.

It's never been so easy to catch up to someone or pin them down either, which doesn't bode well for them.

You could drain a dozen people to death and still not feel satisfied, it seems that becoming addicted to him is even worse than it would normally be.

Belphie is the only real substitute, but he always seems to want something in return even if it's just a nap together.

True to his word he makes sure you're fed all the time as best as he can. He knows how horrible it is to go hungry and Lucifer is letting him eat even more to make up for it.

You two still eat together however, he'd hate to give that up. Beel lets you drink from his wrist while he chows down with his other hand.

Sure he misses being able to shove two handfuls worth of food at a time, but he misses not being able to eat with you more.

Besides this feels weirdly intimate, knowing that you're getting all of your nutrients directly off of him. Not to sound like Belphie, but he likes the idea of you depending on him that much.

Speaking of intimate, he's happy with most positions, but you might want to sink your teeth into his thick thighs even more than might have before.

He'll let you do it in private, (although unfortunately for you he still considers Belphie to be “private,” sleeping or not) but but he's never thought how it felt to have your mouth on him until now.

He was always too focused on thinking about how to regain those calories or worrying about you before. But now? He can't seem to think of anything else.

It feels kind of weird being the one to get nibbled on for once, but he doesn't mind it. In fact the longer it goes on the more he seems to enjoy it.

Your tiny little fangs are adorable compared to his giant set of shark-like teeth. Did he mention he can unhinge his jaw like a snake?

He feels kind of bad for you knowing you can't do that, but he guesses it doesn't matter for blood.

You might not want to tell him it's alright to even the score. Sometimes it's best not to test fate or you'll end up with a very guilty Beelzebub and a chunk of your shoulder missing.

At least even fledgeling vampires aren't as likely to die from getting a chunk taken out of them as pure humans.

Belphegor:

This little creep is practically buzzing with excitement. Well, in comparison to his usual attitude.

You may think he's uninterested when he whips his phone out, but he's already searching for what foods make you the tastiest to a vampire.

The thought of only being able to be sustained by your lover is really romantic don't you think MC?

The idea of you starving if you tried to run away...

Go on, bite him as much as you want. But only him, unless you really need a bite out of Beel too. His blood is similar enough to not affect anything.

His blood is delicious and calming in a way that makes you want to keep suckling until he's completely drained. It tastes somewhat similar to Beel's despite the floral undertone.

Said floral undertone makes it a lot easier for him to disguise it in the chamomile tea he always bribes you for cuddles with. It's been a lot harder to relax after being infected.

It tastes and looks a little different than you remember, but why sweat the small stuff?

It almost seems like your lackadaisical attitude is contagious. It's never been easier to get your way.

Everyone around you seems uninterested in pushing too hard against what you want even if it goes against their best interests.***

Belphie tries his hardest to get you addicted in order to purposely withhold it until you give him what he wants, which is usually your time.

This sadistic asshole will even pin you down with his tail and cut himself above you, letting it drop just out of your tongue's reach until you beg him for it.

Sure you're a vampire and he's deceptively thin, but you're just a fledgeling and he's a several thousand year old demon lord.

Using your pact to stop him would be the smart thing to do, but starving vampires tend to be a little distracted by the smell of blood even when they aren't addicted.

He doesn't hesitate to use this to his advantage even at the beginning however.

He claims you've taken so much out of him that he can't even feed himself, you'll have to do it for him unless you want him to wither away.

MC, he's so drained he can't reach the remote right next to him. MC his neck hurts, kiss it better? MC, lay with him until he stops feeling so dizzy? MC...

He loves it when you lay down with him, drinking lazily so that the two of you are attached for hours.

He's practically guaranteed to get a little handsy if you do it while laying directly on top of him or vice versa and keep running your tongue over the bite marks.

You'll let him bite you too won't you? He promises to be gentle, unlike his twin.

(His promises don't actually mean much when it comes to things like this. But, if you really hate it he'll only leave lasting marks if he's feeling especially jealous.)

Belphie will gladly skip a few meals in order to keep you to himself. He can always have Beel bring him some or snack later.

He gets really annoyed if you still try to sit at the table to watch everyone else eat. Are you that desperate to talk to his disgusting brothers?

He can call Beel in if you really need more company. That's enough right? Why wouldn't it be? It's all he needs so it's all you need too.

Luckily for you Beel's blood acts as more than a decent substitute when Belphie's too mad at you to feed you.

He'll often take pity on you if come to him complaining about being hungry so it's not as effective as when Lucifer and Leviathan deprive you.

Diavolo:

He's probably the one that caused this whole mess. He'd like to make it right by donating some blood, but...

The royal bloodline is a little too... "warm" for humans, even vampiric ones, so don't be expecting any contributions from him as sad as he is.

(It'll burn you from the inside out, literally. It's basically lava in blood form. Even getting too close to a significant amount of his blood is dangerous. Mid-tier demons aren't safe and even powerful demons like the brothers will suffer from some "minor" burns.)

Rest assured he's pouting jealously the whole time. Barbatos and Lucifer are relieved the future king won't be roaming around with bitemarks however, from a human no less. What would the people say?

He'll gladly go up to the human realm and pay for as much human blood as you need.

Legal? Of course it is! Well, maybe not but they're all from volunteers he assures you.

Really, all he has to do is ask politely and they jump to cut themselves for him. Why are you giving him that look?

You might have to explain that the Devil himself bursting into your living room and commenting on how tasty your blood smells tends to pressure people into things they wouldn't normally do.

He could get you the cure in an instant, but he'd really like to see if there any rituals that would allow you to be able to feast on his blood. He'll drag this out until just before it's too late.

He's not giving up on this idea even after you're cured (if you want to be.) He'd at least like to ensure you're safe if the worst happens.

He bursts into the room one night years later, excitedly yelling about how he's finally found it!

All you have to do is drink increasingly large amounts of his blood along with this powder every day until you die.

It only takes forty years to start working, and the internal burns become pleasantly mild even sooner than that!

It says here that ingesting nothing but other royal body fluids for only a year beforehand and adding it to the blood afterwards helps protect against the burns too!

Come on MC, let's start right now! ...Why aren't you jumping with joy?

...Why are you running? You're not getting out of his iron grip when even Beelzebub can't anyway.

Barbatos:

Another one with a rather dangerous blood type, but he gets your blood from more ethical sources like hospitals and blood banks he pays copious amounts of money to.

You don't know why it's so dangerous exactly, but Diavolo and Lucifer seem to.

(It takes your time away from you, literally. It leaches your "years" and gives them to Barbatos until you turn to dust. It has that affect on most demons too by the way.)

Not only is he a realm renowned baker and chef, but he's a master mixologist too.

If the blood is a little too hard to swallow at first he'll disguise it into your favorite drink and maybe introduce you to a few more favorites along the way.

He already knows the best flavor profiles. Drinking human blood wasn't exactly uncommon before Diavolo's ban after all.

He might even have a few bloodwines stashed away somewhere still.

You can still choose whether the drinks are alcoholic or non-alcoholic though of course.

He's seen plenty of transformations in his time so feel free to ask any questions.

You could ask for whatever you need to be more comfortable as well, but you never seem to be able to before he's already brought it to you.

He does everything he can to keep you comfortable during your transformation, but unfortunately his other responsibilities do occasionally get in the way.

He's happy to indulge you if you wish to pretend to be part of the "royal vampire court" with your loyal butler or whatever, so long as you don't get too bossy with him. He finds it endearing if a bit a childish.

Even if you try to hide it you might find Barbatos and Diavolo giving you knowing grins, but they won't say a word if you're the kind of person to get too embarrassed to continue.

You can definitely expect Diavolo to sneak his way into your "secret" larping.

Solomon:

"Are you certain allowing them to ingest that much demon blood is wise? Vampire or not they're still human, one that hasn't even reanimated yet."

Finally, some good fucking food! (How ironic)

His blood tastes almost stale and kind of feels like eating Pop Rocks after a spell, but it's mercifully thin and you can feel it merging with your own easily.

You absorb some of his power along with it as well. It's never been so easy to cast his spells, it almost feels like you've casted them a hundred times before.

He'll offer to disguise the taste of blood like Barbatos, knowing better than anyone how gross that could be to you, but it may or may not make you more nauseous when he's done with it.

He's very considerate if you two haven't been this close before. Solomon continuously asks if you're uncomfortable and avoids making too much contact unless you initiate it.****

He'll even bottle it up himself if direct contact is too much for you.

He's not drooling over the concept of being your personal chew toy like some of the others, but he's not completely averse to the idea of a romantic partner feeding off of him either.

He's kind of the epitome of "Wait, don't ask one of the brothers! I'll do it."

He'd prefer if you stayed fully human, but he won't push the issue even if you two are together.

He does have plenty of connections if you'd like to be cured however.

He could even cure you himself if you give him a little bit of time.

It tastes horrible, but he went out of his way to ensure it caused as little pain as possible.

Simeon:

He may not be the best guardian, but even he refuses to let you near Luke. 

Simeon himself doesn't seem the slightest bit afraid of you coming near him however.

He's even kind enough to offer you a large vial of his own blood. He believes drinking straight from the body of an angel is a bit... uncouth you see.

Wouldn't such a holy thing be dangerous to a vampire you say? Actually, yeah, it is.

If you had gone through the full process of dying and reanimating it would've killed you permanently. As it is now it's just excruciatingly painful for days straight while it reverses the curse. 

Pure angelic blood alone would be dangerous, but this a potent mix of that as well holy water blessed specifically to ward off vampiric influences.

He had to call in quite a few favors for this so he expects to hear a thank you as soon as you can speak again. All that screaming has left you rather hoarse hasn't it? He'll bring you some water, unblessed this time.

Sure he could've told you and let you make the decision yourself, but what if you made the wrong one? Guiding you back to the right path could take a while and you don't have very long until it's irreversible. 

What's a little pain in the pursuit of holiness anyway? You'll recognize it's for your own good soon enough.

Going nearly a full week without sustenance is fairly hard on the body, especially during such a taxing process.

He can't allow his favorite little lamb to become corrupt again through someone else's blood if they decide to feed you. Even humans are rather sinful after all.

Luckily you were in far too much pain to tell anyone that Simeon forced this on you, so it's rather easy for him to come visit you.

Holding you down and shoving his bloody wrist in your mouth was fairly easy as well. You were very eager after all, he knew you'd come around once he made you see the light.

If Simeon has to pray on his knees until they bruise and commit self-flagellation after seeing you begging for him while you ran your tongue all over him? Well, that's between him and God.

It does make him regret not giving you a choice however. Only because he wants to avoid burdening others of course.

Not because he could've had you begging for your own painful purification as he drug out your daily sips from him to last for weeks, of course not.

Simeon feeding you is pure charity, or so he'll say when anyone asks.

Really, what else could such a pure, holy being gain from such a thing besides the satisfaction of helping others?

Luke:

Although he can't see you he sends you plenty of "get well soon" cards, with extra glitter glue!

Have you ever seen an entire sheet of prayers written in said glitter glue? Well now you have, and you better display it proudly.

It's kind of fun seeing everyone practically jump back after reading to glare at it anyway.

He's really sad that your stomach isn't in any state to be eating sweets, but he'll more than make up for it when you're better.

Maybe some drinks will be okay? He'll try to enlist Barbatos' help.

Luke is more than a little conflicted if he manages to find out about Simeon's stunt (if he was even able to do it under everyone's nose.)

He knows it's necessary medicine, but wouldn't it have better to let you choose? It's not like you were going to say no anyway, right?

He'd never question the Celestial Realm's code of conduct of course!

...But putting someone through that much pain without even warning them first almost seems a little... demonic if he's being honest with himself.

* It came out sounding a little more unintentionally gross than I intended it to, but I figured that was fitting for the man that compared us to his sister on a date so I left it.

** Inspired by how he watched the movie in the Ruri-chan event. I think he'd be most comfortable in and automatically default to a more voyeuristic role as that'd basically all he does "romantically" when playing or watching things.

That along with no social interaction (and tbh being autistic myself I really see him being autistic as well. He checks off almost all the stereotypical symptoms) can lead to things like creepily intense eye contact if you get focused enough to stop being nervous about it.

Levi was also completely unbothered by the kiss right before you leave Devildom. He didn't even blush and just gloated about it unlike when you hug him. To me that points to him getting flustered by the feelings behind certain actions, not physical intimacy in itself.

*** It might seem more fitting for Asmo, but sloth is all about complacency and taking the easy way out instead of fighting for what you believe in. Allowing corruption into your ranks or putting off things for later and etc. (Forgiving your murderer because its easier...)

I personally think just making people sleepy or something would be a little too boring and not all that useful. It also fits his bratty personality.

**** Honestly I was really surprised by how different canon Solomon was from the typical fanon take. He's like the King of Consent and really sweet.

Simeon's section might be a little controversial, but he's already been shown to have a sadistic side and do things for MC without taking their feelings into account at all. He’s also started to imply the brothers aren’t good enough for MC and talked about "good" lies vs "bad" lies.

Maybe it's my religious trauma, but I could definitely see him at least forcing the potion on MC considering they'd become such an "unholy" and potentially feral "human" if not cured within a time limit.

It seems like it'd be part of an angel's duty to help steer them away from voluntarily becoming one. Biblical angels are brutal so even this way would probably encouraged. Simeon's a rather rebellious angel, but he's not doing it solely because he would be expected to.

#obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #Obey Me Yandere #obey me undateables #Yandere Imagines #Obey Me Simeon #Obey Me Diavolo #Obey Me Barbatos #Obey Me Leviathan #obey me belphegor #obey me beelzebub #obey me luke #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #yandere #imagines

[harunayuuka2060]

Demon brothers + Diavolo react to a MC who is the nicest person but secretly the most scariest when finally snapping at a lower demon that threatens to harm anyone they care for. How would they find out and how would they react?

And when I mean scariest, I mean MC will not hesitate to pull a 180. They are willing to kill Yandere style if they have to, but most of it would be pretty crazy and psychotic threats. (If that’s not a proper enough description just go to the SAO Abridged with Asuna from EP15 [Asuna goes insane]. Honestly that’s the best example I can think of...)

How did they find out that MC is a yandere?

• When someone tried to pour acid on Asmo's beautiful face when he got into an argument with a lower demon, MC immediately throws a knife, cutting the demon's hand in the process.

• There was one time when Mammon was accused of stealing someone's money and he was with MC the whole day and hadn't left their side. MC cut the demon's tongue with a fork and tossed it to Cerberus. Mammon didn't know about that incident if not reported by his crows.

• And when some disrespectful nobles wanted to make Diavolo give up his throne, MC had tortured them in secrecy. Barbatos was the one who found out about this, but no noble wants to admit what MC did to them as they seemed to turn into obedient slaves.

What the Brothers and Undateables think about them?

• Look, it doesn’t really matter to them if MC is a yandere. MC is not the like to just go to a rampage and kill everyone on their way. MC is not an obsessive type to begin with. They never controlled them. They never feel threatened when they’re around. For a human like MC, they feel protected and loved.

• The angels found out the truth behind MC’s behavior whenever one of them gets hurt or when someone tries to harm them. MC had lost someone because they failed to protect them. Even Luke felt sympathy towards them. Though they are worried that MC will not be accepted 

•All of them are worried that the other demons will do a retribution to MC’s deeds, but MC doesn’t mind the least and said that they will accept their fate but they will not die that easily.

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I know it’s totally different from what you wanted, anon, but there���s Kidnapped!MC who totally falls into your description. 

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me brothers #obey me undateables #Yandere!MC #anon ask #ask answered

[getlitaesthetic]

Hey I saw your post about the demon brothers forcing the MC into marriage or some other way of staying with them. That made me curious, what about Diavolo? What would he do? Your writing is awesome by the way, keep up the great work!

Thank you!! Just trying to help with the lack of evil demons in the fandom 😉

Diavolo

Has decided immediately upon meeting MC they are his new royal (anybody know the gender neutral term for a queen/king?).

Does not allow them to partake in classes or other Devildom activities.

MC never lives with the brothers at the House of Lamentation, and instead is kept locked away in the castle, training how to be the perfect spouse to the future King of the Devildom.

They actually spend a significant amount of time with Barbatos, who is the only other demon that knows MC is in the Devildom. He helps to care for their needs while Diavolo is busy, and is their teacher.

Everything seems fine.

So, MC is secretly being trained to become a royal, that’s not so bad?

Until Diavolo is alone with them.

He can’t help himself.

His curiosity gets the better of him.

Humans are just so... fragile, you know?

He picks them apart, and puts them back together. How long can MC dangle by the neck? How many teeth do they need to speak coherently? Can they walk across lava with a stack of books on their head? No? Well try again! MC can’t possibly need ALL of their bones and organs, can they?

Despite this, he’s so sweet. Always touching, and kissing, and smiling. MC can’t stop from feeling awful for flinching away, for not loving him. He isn’t that bad, is he? He always apologizes, after.

Finally, it’s time for MC to be presented at court. They’re missing pieces now, ribs and other things that are hidden beneath their over the top gown/suit that Diavolo had made just for them.

Everyone is so impressed with MC. How did Diavolo find a human so fit for supporting his rule of the Devildom?

MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you. MC smiles. Says thank you.

They are lost.

“Why you? Because I chose you. You’re so welcome, MC!”

#obey me #obey me! shall we date? #obey me diavolo #obey me yandere #officials #obey me undateables #obey me dark au #headcanons

[leastdatablebracket]

ROUND 3, MATCH 16

Propaganda under the cut!

Kenshin Uesugi

Propaganda

He is a cold calculating bloodthirsty warlord, who is also a yandere and overly jealous. Also is obsessed with MC's friend Sasuke, where he both loves and constantly threatens to kill Sasuke.

Cullen Rutherford

Propaganda

stupid racist cop creep whose fans cry about how hes "changed" and "you can't judge him he was addicted to magic drugs" nah he still chose to be a racist cop and abuse his power over innocent people and i hate him. the writers making him romanceable in da:i after how blatantly horrible he was in da:o and da:2 is baffling but i guess they had to appeal to the part of their audience who watch those "mafia boyfriend" videos on tiktok or whatever

He's creepy in origins, though still 100% willing to kill the female mage pc he's crushing on, as well as all the other mages trapped in the circle with him. He's the second-in-command in an even worse circle in 2, listening to and defending the increasingly obviously insane meredith until literally the end. He's one of the people still pushing for the circle system by inquisition, and yes he's going through withdrawals and working through the traumas of previous games. And to be brutally honest his was the first romance i took and while i don't remember much from it, its not worth all the girls going absolutely nuts over knockoff terrible alistair.

He's basically a cop who thinks being born a certain way can revoke personhood and by Inquisition still thinks mages are monsters to be controlled, not people. He gets a fairy tale cutesy romance that focuses on his personal struggles with addiction while showing absolutely no regard to the atrocities he committed and still thinks were justified. He can be romanced BY A MAGE and his actions and beliefs are just glossed over. He believes mages are 'not people like you (Hawke) and me', but if the Warden was a female mage he canonically had a crush on her and would deliberately hang around her despite the fact that he was her *jailer*. If that Warden romanced Leliana, there is war table dialogue in which he pesters Leliana for news of his 'former' crush despite her repeated statement that she doesn't want to talk to him about her. All this shitty behavior and lack of introspection gets swept under the rug by the game, not even giving the PC the chance to really challenge his beliefs. Like damn even Fenris could apologize when he lashed out due to past trauma with mages, and if anyone has a reason to hate mages it's Fenris. If you want an ex Templar hottie Alistair is RIGHT THERE. Tbh I know Cullen is a popular romance and I'm not here to tell anyone what they can or can't do or like in a video game, I'm just saying I think he is deeply undateable

Spends the first two games as an antagonist, fervently devoted to the cause of subjugating mages, then a bunch of "character development" happens off screen and the games treat him like he's completely reformed. However he's actions make it clear he still sees mages as dangerous and lesser. Not to mention if you romance him with an elf he doesn't pay your culture more than lip service respect like most of the devout characters 

He was a total villain in the first two games who was violently prejudiced against mages and uses one single bad experience as an excuse for it (a bad experience that is pretty much exactly what he in his job subjected graduating apprentices to, mind you, but this is never brought up). Now he says he's changed, but his words and actions say otherwise. He still distrusts mages, sympathises with the rebel Templars trying to kill them, and he never owns up to the terrible stuff he did and helped others do in the past two games. He totally knew what Meredith was doing and says he doesn't, and he still tries to defend her intentions. And you have no option to call him out on it. If you romance him as a mage, he angsts about how he might have seen you as subhuman in the past but NOW you're one of the good ones, and when you ask him if he'll kill you if you get possessed, he dodges the question. And the PC is written as being almost sad that she's a mage? Like 'can you love me despite what I am??' Also if Leliana romanced a female mage PC in the first game who is still alive, he asks her creepy questions about their relationship. Fitting considering his original purpose was to be creepy to the female mage Warden. 

I hate him and want to cause chaos. Plus his VA is an asshole.

Cop

I think you covered almost everything but don't forget that beautiful moment in DA2 - Act 2 where you find out some templars had a petition to lobotomize all mages and Meredith, THE HARDCORE TEMPLAR LEADER, rejects it, but Cullen says they got a point. Despite the fact that we just found out that those templars were using lobotomy (or the threat of) to rape people and get away with it. And then Cullen in DA:I is whining that anything that happened it's not his fault because Meredith kept the worse away form him so he didn't know, but also that anyway Meredith had a point and did what she had to do. Meredith does not go mad until Act 3, before she was of sound mind and Culllen was her second in command BECAUSE he hated mages as much as (or even more) than her. What the FUCK did she even hide from you, Cullen. Oh, but he changed! Because the writers make A VICTIM OF THE TEMPLARS say so. And anyway he only says so BECAUSE HE READS MINDS not because Cullen did anything to show it. Also the narrative wants to sympathise with Cullen for his drug problems while Cullen is openly attacking the only other character with the same problem for...having the same problem. And he's the antagonist, so there were OTHER things Cullen could be mad about. But he is mad about the drug problem. Also I'm not an expert on writing characters with addictions but he is an addict only when it's time to have a cut scene where you pity him. Otherwise it has zero impacts on everything else.

#round 3

[shroomi1e]

realistic reasons why genshin men are undateable‼️

ft: aether, albedo, razor, diluc, itto, gorou, childe, zhongli, kaeya, xiao (pt 2)

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aether

my man is too busy looking for his sister 💀

as nice as he his, he probs doesn't have room in his heart for a relationship

he travels so much, you'd probably get tired if you don't die in teyvat first

if we're talking ab abyss aether however...

he'd be way too obsessed and focused on overthrowing celestia and the gods

and even if he does have room in his heart for you, don't expect to be the first priority

albedo

let's be honest, he doesn't have time for a relationship

he'd probably get bored once he's done learning everything there is to know ab you

a workaholic, working 24/7

also unless you're a science nerd like him, don't be surprised if he just decided to drop you bc you can't catch up with his science ramblings

id imagine he'd use you for weird experiments like in his story quest

razor

a furry

can't communicate

would probably start barking at you idk

would 100% try to lick you

very overprotective bc of his past

would try to give you dead rabbits and squirrels as gifts/signs of affection like how cats or dogs do

diluc

emotionally unavailable but he's hot so it's fine

if you're more emotional/sensitive then he's gonna make you cry at one point or another bc of how cold he is

has his walls built so high, it's gonna take persistence to take them down

too busy running a whole wine industry + protecting monstadt at night

would be SUPER overprotective, borderline suffocating. he's gonna try to hold on to you until it hurts

he doesn't mean it ofc, he's just scared of losing you (fatherless behavior smh)

he needs to get a lot of his shit together before he can start a proper relationship *cough cough* KAEYA *cough cough*

itto

he's a complete dumbass, just like any other typical himbo

is the type to plan out a whole party and buy a bunch of gifts only to get your birthday date wrong

it's endearing but it might get annoying at one point

definitely gets into a lot of trouble with city authorities, you'd always have to clean up his mess or bail him out

again, he never has bad intentions, but it's gonna get annoying at some point

gorou

another furry

better get used to him talking ab how amazing kokomi is

also gives off overprotective vibes

doesn't have much time or room for you, at least not until the resistance is over

childe

too busy killing people 😘

depending on who you are, dating a fatui harbinger might cause some problems

unless you're cool w trying to drown a whole nation and commiting genocide idk

even though he comes off as friendly, he probably has also built walls like diluc, they're just not as obvious

somewhere deep down he's scared he might end up harming you or losing you, since he's well aware of his position and what he does

(bro did you see that line in his story quest where he says smth like "if i were to quit being a harbinger I'd love to travel the world w you😭)

ok that's enough childe for today, and yes i will be writing a fanfic later

zhongli

this peepaw is hella old fashioned

being the god of contracts, he's gonna expect 100% loyalty, and might get a wee bit possessive, even if it's not obvious

he's just incredibly good at hiding it

being immortal, he might not even try to date you in the first place bc he knows you can't have a "normal" relationship

he'd rather not have you at all than to watch you grow old while he stays the same, eventually having to sit by your deathbed

oh geez that got dark quickly didn't it

but if he does have you, he's not letting you go, even if you don't want him anymore

will probably try to keep you forever bc of the "contract" y'all made😨

someone write a yandere zhongli fic and send me the link pls 😘😘

kaeya

we've all seen him weasel his way out of doing his work

would try to manipulate you with his smooth talk

although his heart is set in the right direction, much like diluc, he needs to get his shit together before he can carry a healthy relationship

also would probably come home drunk a lot

having a "flirty personality" can often be mistaken for flirting with others

so unless you're a holy nun or smth you're gonna argue ab it with him at some point

xiao

bold of you to assume he's gonna even pay attention to you

as we all know, he comes off as cold and standoffish, even if he might not mean it

he's just carrying way too much on his shoulders to also have a relationship as well

his karmic debt as well as the duty of the sole protector of liyue is going to put a burden on him, and he wouldn't want others to share that burden with him

despite how he feels about you, he's only ever going to see himself as a protector, never your partner

because his sole priority is to keep you safe, and keeping you safe means not getting too close to you

might even go out of his way to be mean to you just to make sure you won't get close to him☹️

but even so, he'll be there when you call, since he is your protector after all

a/n: damn the amount of ff inspo i got just from writing a stupid hc...

#genshin impact #genshin #genshin angst #genshin crack #genshin hc #genshin impact fanfic #genshin impact headcanons #childe x reader #kaeya x reader #diluc x reader #genshin impact hc #xiao fanfic #xiao x reader #itto x reader #zhongli x reader

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OBEY ME MASTERLIST

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Obey Me !

HEADCANNONS

 MC TURNS INTO A RAT

SITTING ON THE LAPS OF THE SEVEN DEMON BROTHERS

CONFIDENT MC SCARED OF HORROR MOVIES

 MC COMFORTS THE BROTHERS AFTER A BAD DAY

BROTHERS ON A CRUISE WITH MC

YOU KNOW I HAVE A DICK,RIGHT?

MC TAKES AMAZING PHOTOGRAPHS

DUMMY THICC MC

MAMMON COMFORTING BURNT-OUT MC

MC LIKES TO SLIDE DOWN HALLWAYS AND FLOORS WITH SOCKS ON

REACTION TO AN MC THAT DANCES

A BUG IN MC’S ROOM AND THEY CAN’T MOVE

MC HAS A SECRET LOVER

MC LIVES LIKE A DYSTOPIAN CHARACTER AND IS RESOURCEFUL

SIDE DATEABLES WITH DUMMY THICC MC

YANDERE DEMON BROTHERS

YANDERE UNDATEABLES

MC GIVES THE BROTHERS A FULL BODY MASSAGE

 MC HAS SEVERE ANXIETY

 REACTION TO AN MC THAT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT DYING

 BROTHERS AND SIDE DATEABLES REACT TO A MC THAT HAS A YOUNGER SIBLING WITH THEM IN THE DEVILDOM

REACTION OF BROTHERS TO MC HITTING LUCIFER WITH A SLIPPER

REACTION OF BROTHERS TO AN MC THAT USES THEIR MULTIPLY ABILITY TO SHOWER THE BOYS IN AFFECTION AND PRAISE

REACTION OF BROTHERS TO AN MC WHO WAS IN SURVIVOR VS HUNTER GAMES

LUCIFER WITH A FEM!MC WHO IS EXPRESSIVE WITH HER NEEDS AND EMOTIONS

THE BROTHER’S REALIZE THEY SHOULDN’T TAKE MC FOR GRANTED

MC MEOWS RANDOMLY

BROTHERS REACT TO MC BEING YANDERE TOWARDS THEM

MC GETS SASSY AND BACKTALKS LUCIFER- BROTHERS REACT

MC PLAYS DEAD WHEN BELPHEGOR TRIES TO KILL THEM

MC KNOWS DEMON LANGUAGE- BROTHERS REACT

MC HAS REALITY WARPING POWERS- BROTHERS REACT

MC SAYS ‘DADDY CHILL’ TO THE BROTHERS

MC FLINCHES WHEN THE BROTHERS RAISE THEIR HAND

SIDE DATEABLES REACT TO MC HITTING LUCIFER WITH A SLIPPER

MC TELLING THE BROTHERS AND ROYALS THAT THEY ARE WILLING TO HELP THEM THROUGH THEIR HEAT/RUT

CHILL MC IS CHAOTIC WHEN ANNOYED - BROTHERS REACT

BROTHERS COMFORTING AN MC WHO HAD NIGHTMARES ABOUT THEM

MC HAS A CAT NAMED LUCIFER IN THE DEVILDOM

MC HAS A HARD TIME EXPRESSING ANGER

TEEN MC IS GOOD FRIENDS WITH LUKE

ACTOR MC INVITES THE BOYS ON SET, BUT IT'S A HORROR MOVIE SHOOT

DEMON BROTHERS WITH A BUNNY-LIKE MC

DATEABLES WITH A BUNNY-LIKE MC

MC GOT INTO A FIGHT

BROTHERS FINDING OUT MC'S S/O IS CHEATING ON THEM

BROTHERS WITH AN EXTREMELY RICH GN!MC

BROTHERS WITH A FEM!MC WHO CAN'T SLEEP AFTER WATCHING A HORROR MOVIE

BROTHERS BEING CREEPED OUT BY A MC THAT BEHAVES LIKE A LIZARD

BROTHERS REACT TO MC GETTING A LETTER WRITTEN IN BLOOD

YANDERE ASMODEUS WITH A SWEET AND INNOCENT BUT DUMB DARLING

SATAN AT A DOG CAFE

BROTHERS ACCIDENTLY TRY TO KISS MC'S TWIN

BELPHEGOR KILLS THE BROTHERS MATE, MC

BELPHEGOR KILLS THE ROYAL'S MATE, MC

SIMEON REACTS TO BELPHEGOR KILLING HIS MATE, MC

AFTERMATH OF BROTHERS AFTER MC COMES BACK

BROTHERS REACT TO MC WITH A PARROT THAT REPEATS RANDOM PHRASES

BROTHERS REACTION TO MC HAVING TO WEAR A MAID OUTFIT

BROTHERS AND DATEABLES REACT TO SEEING MC IN A CAT ONSIE

DATEABLES REACT TO MC DECLARING LITTLE D'S THEIR KIDS

MC HAS REGENERATIVE POWERS

LUCIFER,MAMMON AND ASMODEUS INSULT MC ABOUT THEIR INSECURITIES

ONESHOTS

(🌻 ) - Fluff/ Humour (🌦️) - Angst ( 🔪) - Yandere / Dark themes (💋) - NSFW

DEVIATION ( BEELZEBUB X GN! READER X BELPHEGOR)🔪

AN UNWELCOMED SURPRISE ( BROTHERS AND DIAVOLO X GN! MC)🌻

EPOCH ( SATAN X GN! READER) 🌦️

 BROKEN HEARTS ( MAMMON X GN! READER)🌦️

 ILLUSION ( BELPHEGOR X GN! READER X BEELZBUB)🌦️🔪

OF KISSES AND CATS ( SATAN X GN! READER)🌻

SWEET REUNION ( BROTHERS AND DIAVOLO X FEM! MC)🌦️🌻

CRUSHED ( SOLOMON X FEM!READER) 🌦️

CRUSHED PART 2🌦️🌻

IMPATIENT TO LOVE ( SIMEON X GN! READER)

VANISHED ( BROTHERS X FEM! MC)🌦️🌻

A PRANK GONE TOO FAR ( BROTHERS X GN! MC)🌦️

CHIPPED NAILS AND CONFESSIONS 🌻

MEMORIES ( SIMEON, ASMODEUS AND SOLOMON X GN! MC) 🌦️

YANDERE! LEVIATHAN X FEM! PREGNANT MC🌻

TEASE (SATAN X FEM!READER) 💋

EPIPHANY ( SATAN X GN!READER) 💋🌦️🌻

GONE ( LUCIFER X GN!READER) 🌦️

IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME ( BARBATOS X GN! READER)🌦️

THERE ARE MANY GHOSTS IN THE HOUSE OF LAMENTATION 🌻

MAMMON BREAKS FROM HIS BROTHERS COMMENTS🌦️

MAMMON BREAKS FROM HIS BROTHERS COMMENTS PART 2 🌦️

MAMMON BREAKS FROM HIS BROTHERS COMMENTS PART 3 🌦️

MAMMON BREAKS FROM HIS BROTHERS COMMENTS PART 4 🌦️

MAMMON BREAKS FROM HIS BROTHERS COMMENTS PART 5 🌦️

CURSE ( BARBATOS X GN! READER) 🌦️

A RITUAL ( SATAN AND LUCIFER {PLATONIC}) 🌦️🌻

YANDERE BROTHERS WITH A FEM! MC THAT KEEPS TRYING TO ESCAPE

OTHER

1. BARBATOS X SIMEON 🌻

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