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Tony: Can I tell you a secret?

Peter: I wouldn’t recommend it but yes.

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Drax: Gamora, what’s your favorite color?

Gamora: What color are Quills eyes?

Quill: Blue 🥺

Gamora: I think my favorite color is green.

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Natasha: Do you and Bucky have pet names for each other?

Sam: no

Natasha: Okay, what do bees make?

Sam: Honey?

Bucky, from the other room: Yes?

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Sam: Shh! Don’t say a word!

Bucky: Fergalicious

Sam: What did I just say?

Bucky: Oh! So now it’s a word but when we were playing scrabble two weeks ago it wasn’t? How convenient for you.

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Yelena: Sometimes I worry my death won’t be interesting enough to be on a podcast.

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Tony: Why do sexy people (me) have to suffer so much

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Sam: At some point we need to have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal

Tony: Yeahhhh let’s see how fast the mf’s can really go

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Bucky: it doesn’t makes sense that children can be British

Sam:

Bucky: I just think that’s scary

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*Bucky applying for a job*

Employer: I’ll need your resume

Bucky: ????

Bucky: I don’t understand why a resume is necessary you should just know a bad bitch when you see one

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Natasha: I would 100% die for all my friends but I will never text them back

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Rocket, seeing Bucky’s metal arm for the first time: Aye! What happened to you big guy, you get bitten by a shark?

Bucky: I have never been and will never be bitten by a shark. They know who I am and what I’m capable of.

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Sam: I will never scooba dive.

Bucky: Why?

Sam: What fish do down there is none of my business.

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Peter: Instead of saying “hear hear” in debates MP’s should just say “so true bestie”

Tony:

Peter: It would restore trust in politics I feel

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Shuri: Come here.

T’Challa: No.

Shuri: Why?

T’Challa: Cause you’re gonna hit me.

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Bucky to Sam when he gave away the shield: Bro you are on some silly goose shit. Silly Billy ass mf.

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Tony: Self undiagnosing. I’m fine.

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Bucky: Captain Hook was such a joke

Sam: ?

Bucky: Like “oh no a child that flies whatever shall we do!” Ever heard of a fucking gun?

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