Tim: so yeah, I’m bi
Dick: thank you for telling me, Timmy
Dick: who else knows?
Tim: that’s actually something I wanted to ask you about
Tim: how did you come out as bi to Bruce?
Dick: …what
Tim: I want to come out to Bruce next and I was just wondering how you told him
Dick: Tim, I’m not bi
Tim: …what?! Then how do you explain your feelings for Roy, Joey, Wally, and Vic?
Dick: they’re my friends. My feelings towards them are ones of friendship
Tim: you’ve told Vic multiple times that you could kiss him
Dick: yeah, like how friends do
Tim: …
Tim: what about-
Dick: every interaction can be explained with friendship
Tim: …
Tim: I don’t think you know how feelings of friendship work, Dick
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listen hes one of the rat grinders today but tomorrow he could be adaines cool dragon boyfriend. we can make it happen. in this essay i will
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If Stranger Things happened in modern times I feel like Eddie, Steve, and Robin would never stop making “assigned FBI agent” jokes, like “I bet my FBI agent is howling at my search history rn” or “I never leave the house even my assigned FBI agent is getting worried” etc and everyone would obviously assume they’re joking but they are not. They’re not joking.
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I cannot lie I was fully expecting the "don't worry dollface, I've got a key to his room" joke to play out like this, and I'm kind of disappointed it didn't
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Theyre exes. I just know it
I have so many headcanons about these two pls ask me abt them I promise i won’t bite haha (IBITEIBITEIBITERAHHHHH)
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pov you are about to witness intricate homoerotic rituals
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