“Dick enjoyed spending time in his animal form. He scampered along the long hallways and climbed onto chandeliers and hid in the laundry until he could pop out and startle Alfred. As a human, he scampered along the long hallways and climbed onto chandeliers and hid in the rafters until he could drop down and frighten criminals. Really, very similar.
Alfred was only a bit annoyed that Dick practiced his “jump scares” on him. He couldn’t be too upset, since Dick helped him do that laundry after every time and helped him clean the kitchen and looked at him with the biggest, most innocent eyes. Alfred was beginning to realize that his biggest weakness was young boys with big blue eyes who he helped raise. A very specific weakness, admittedly, but Alfred was beginning to get used to Dick running around his feet in the evening, distracting him from getting any work done, so Alfred knew it was already a problem.”