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rinsuniverse · 10 months

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[2:28AM]

imagining woozi as your husband!

i feel like there would be a slight jump from just dating to getting married

he'd be a lot more comfortable with you, of course

he's still very serious and independent

but his love for you is on a completely different level as soon as you guys tie the knot!

at that point, he wouldn't mind bragging about you or simply talking about you to LITERALLY ANYONE

he'd be so defensive of you, too

so imagine you're laying in bed next to him right after you announced your marriage

and he's slowly falling asleep (snoozi woozi) but you're skimming the tabloids, reading all the comments by some of the obsessive and rude "carats" (theyre not rly carats if they dont respect svt's personal life but whatever)

you're not upset, but you can't help the slight pout your mouth makes reading through those things

he rolls onto his side and lets out a deep sigh, so he says:

"jagi, are you not sleeping yet?"

"no, but you can go ahead"

youre turned away from him and he moves to spoon you, his head in the crook of your neck

he peers over your shoulder and silently watches as you read the comments

he doesn't say anything at first (because "who is he to tell you what to do/feel or not to do/feel" is his attitude)

it isn't until he hears you sigh at a particular comment that went along the lines of "i hope they separate because they aren't good enough for him"

he goes "aish. you shouldn't worry about that stuff, you know?"

"i know..." is all you can say

you shut your phone off and try to relax

little do you know, he's actually FUMING

he is SO PISSED

there's nothing more he wants than to be treated with respect EXCEPT for his spouse to be treated with the same respect

he nuzzles his head into your neck

"you okay, y/n?"

"yeah"

"i just..." (i imagine he'd be kinda flustered trying to actually comfort you and say romantic things, so he's trying to play it cool and casual) "it doesn't matter what anyone thinks. i think you're... the right one for me... so don't worry about that stuff."

you can't help but laugh

jihoon isn't very good with comforting words (but dont get me wrong, he KNOWS what to say, i mean look at his music, but it'd be hard for him to say out loud casually)

he always is straight to the point

but since you're now married, he already knows sometimes just telling you what seems to him as common sense/what's best isn't very helpful

"why are you laughing? i'm trying to help"

"thank you for that. i just think you're cute"

he shuts up and snuggles into you even more, muttering under his breath like "what the?" and "you're so weird"

after he gets over his blushing attack, he hums, "let's go to sleep together, yeah?"

tomorrow he's making a statement about those antis tho. im so fr.

one last scenario for you!

i think he'd be a liiiiiiittle bit more comfortable with pda now

when you're sitting next to each other, he'll put his hand on your thigh at times, and he'd move his thumb soothingly on your skin

he'd hold your hand, but his other hand would be blocking you from paparazzi/dispatch or guiding you carefully somewhere

and i can't stress enough how often his hand would be on your lower back if he wants to guide you somewhere or move you a little (no longer ghosting your back like when you're dating)

imagine you're both leaving his studio

he doesn't even bother making you leave separately and discretely from him for safety purposes like what he used to do while you were dating

but as soon as he notices the camping paparazzi outside of the building, he gently holds your hip and pulls you closer to him

one arm would be around your waist to keep you close

and the other arm would be out, protecting the both of you

you smile at his protectiveness

"ji, it's fine if they take pictures of me."

"yeah, but i don't want them to do anything weird to you."

bonus points if you mirror his positioning so you're protecting him from paparazzi, too (this man would love whenever you reciprocate anything back to him in an innocent, but goofy way)

you'd both be giggling all the way over

but anyway, he walks like that, protecting you until you reach a car to drive off in

he was already protective of you when you were dating, but he's now so much more protective now that you're completely public and official

woozi would be a wonderful husband to someone who deeply understands him and loves him for who he is

he wouldn't necessarily meet booktok stereotypes of a husband, but he'd def be a sweet and protective one that always supports you and what you think is best! 🫶

(p.s.: i'm planning on opening a requests thing! ofc i kind of specialize in woozi imagines, so if you have anything in mind for me to write about, def send a request! i also dont mind doing other svt members, too. would that be fun? i'll update you the next time i post! have a great day (*＾3＾)/～☆)

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basslinegrave · 3 months

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its always nice to come back to a ship after a "break" from it to be able to look back at things and look at everything with fresh eyes and stuff.

thinking about stobotnik (and shipping them romantically, to be specific) and how easy it is to look at them and go yep, theyre together. i guess partially because theres nobody telling me otherwise (or im good at avoiding those peeps online) and its all quite open, but from a new perspective i wouldnt even say its That toxic (if you ignore the fact that theyre literally evil) only thinking of jims words saying its abusive, hes like the only one i care about saying stuff since hes part of this. i have thoughts about that... but besides that - maybe its some weird copium but. to me, at worst it can be one sided, at best its literally anything. couple, "married", weird unlabeled Thing going on, i eat them all up. (i understand a lovey dovey bot is quite ooc, but thats not the only way to show love, and he definitely has his own ways)

my biggest thought lately is how in s2 bot is much nicer to stone, but i dont take it as "oh he changed and grew as a person while exiled and isnt abusive anymore" but rather "this is the norm" and him being awful to stone in s1 was literally just because of sonic. like this little alien thing is a completely new variable in the flow of things and it made him so frustrated, he already has a short fuse, so this is just what happened. also thinking about how hes a bit more collected normally (in s2 its also from the emerald, and some newfound false confidence, But in s1 before they find sonic you can see him going from stern but collected to just a shouting mess ), like this brought out this side of him or amplified it (a side which he absolutely would not hide around stone) it is also fun to think, oh he just bullies him. (but i obviously dont look at that as too bad, i guess in fanon you can play with the idea that stone fucks with it) but with them deleting all of those scenes for s2, for a few reasons ig, it tells a slightly different story to me... does this make sense? the way he talks to stone at the start in s1 and in the good cop bad cop scene is like quite calm to me for robotnik. thats how i imagine he would normally be around stone. smiling at him more often than snarling, showing off etc. the way the manifesto is written too, theres respect given to stone, and i doubt it was written inbetween the movies or last second. like that is something that he made x time ago imo way before s1, so the way he barked at him in the 'pin yourself to the wall' scene, to me thats just plain frustration and lack of emotion control taking over. plus how he completely switches that off once he notices the quill, no he doesnt hate stone, hes not angry at him, hes just angry. and stone was the closest person to take it out on. is that healthy? no, but it makes for the most fun dynamic ive seen in my fav media so i love that.

and the whole thing with him grabbing stone and shoving fingers in his mouth and what not, in all fairness your honor, he is literally innocent. he is neurodivergent and his love language is on the same level as people biting other people they like. its literally just that (reminds me of someone that i strongly believe had a crush on me in hs and they would ask to sit next to me in class and then push me off my chair and write on and tear my notes and it was cute to me. so im projecting that onto stone okay)

#2am thoughts #its about stobotnik #changed some things after i wrote it all out so it kinda fell apart but just some thoughts about bot and how he treats stone #thoughts are being thunk #tldr stob fun and good #unreadable since im half asleep

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br1ghtestlight · 6 months

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"hello burger lady!! tiny people. BOB."

THE SLOW HEAD TURN WHILE FISCHOEDER IS STARING AT THEM LMAOO he's such a freak. what is he doing

aww linda put a smiley face on the check thats so cute. "nooo i enjoyed it :)"

A BROTHERHOOD?? BLOOD OATH? love how louise hears this and immediately stands up she's like hello. hello im interested. PLEASE let me into your blood oath club mr fischoder

babalon like the ancient uhh. thing.

ooooh :0

(also my dad used to call my mom babalon among MANY other creative insults when they were married and this immediately brought that memory back to me. but he said it like babble-on like she was babbling. sorry idk why i wanted to share that)

"and the other members already picked all of the best chefs in town soo im asking you" i literally dont believe fischoeder lmao he definitely just wanted bob to come along as his personal chef and couldn't come up w/ a better excuse like. come on

"a billion dollars" "nope." "a million dollars" "no...." "a billion dollars :D" "she just said that"

i know bob is holding onto fischoeder's back bcuz he cant see but also its like. kinda intimate?? like?

also love bob's new jacket. these are the kinda things you only notice when you've watched WAAYY too many bob's burgers episodes but its a nice jacket :) the blue color suits him. and it has a hood

personally i would be a little more concerned that mr fischoeder only has one eye and it is NOT looking in the direction of the dangerous sharp cliff theyre walking beside. i know he's driven bob in his boat before but he's SOO BLIND WHY ARE YOU WILLINGLY GETTING IN A BOAT WITH HIM <- saying this as someone who doesn't really have vision in one eye or depth perception. i wouldnt give in a boat with myself driving either

"it was actually kinda fun to come up with!! i-i hope you like it :)" bob is so sweet im gonna cry. he's so excited about cooking SOMEONE LET HIM RANT ABOUT HIS SPECIAL INTEREST RIGHT NOW. he's in autism heaven

NOT THE TIKTOK MENTION 😭😭

recognize some of these guys from the gingerbread house episode which was another horrible experience for bob lmao

"can i keep hiiim? 🥺" what is his PROBLEM

WAS HE WORKING THE OMLETTE STATION AT YOUR LAST SEX PARTY??? <- brand new sentence

also this 100% confirms to me that fischoeder has had sex with every old ass man on this camping trip bcuz NO WAY he's getting rich old woman pussy im sorry. i do think he's bisexual but his sex parties are male-exclusive. he fucked those old men

not looking forward to whatever is going to happen to bob in this episode.

I ALWAYS FORGET FISCHOEDER IS LIKE A HARDCORE DRUG ADDICT remember that time he did mushrooms in s13 That would explain some things. that weren't already explained by the alcoholism

bob is surprisingly chill considering the circumstances and the fact that he's getting less than a thousand dollars of restaurant equipment out of this. i know he trusts fischoeder (for some reason i dont entirely understand) but being blindfolded and taken to a secret island with a bunch of rich old men and having NO CELL SIGNAL and everybody is drugged as hell.... he doesn't even know where he is..... GIRL RUN‼️‼️

also there's only one bed in fischoeder's tent which means there's either a seperate camping section for the chefs (unlikely) he expects bob to sleep outside in the storm (very likely) or bob and fischoeder are going to have to share a bed 👀👀 i know its probably not going to be addressed but i need somebody to write And There Was Only One Bed bob x fischoeder fanfic about this episode immediately. like that needs to happen

bob realizing that the chances of him dying on this camping trip are quickly reaching eighty or ninety percent ooh he's COOKED

"Don't wear brown and black. Never look into someone's eyes..." "Bring your own fork. And briefcase." "Of course. Everyone knows that." "And leave one of your shoes as a gift." "But you have to hide it..." gene and louise are SOO silly i love them so much. they play off each other so well its like a constant improv class

this subplot is Trying To Teach Tina Social Skills meanwhile gene and louise don't have them either they just dont give a fuck about learning them. well louise knows them she just disregards them. gene doesn't know ANYTHING

HAHAHA BOB REALIZING THEYRE LEAVING HIM THERE TO DIE. ITS NEVER BEEN MORE OVER love him not even acknowledging their crazy fire drug-induced dancing he's so used to this bullshit. bob should get a week off after this MINIMUM but we all know he loves cooking too much for that

NOT MR FISCHOEDERS GAY ASS HIP SHAKE?????????

mfw im the only sober person at a crazy drug party full of rich people on an island during a deadly storm and its only Tuesday. 😐

UH OH IS THE CORRECT RESPONSE. BOB REALIZES HES SO FUCKED

aww its kinda cute he's making sure that fischoeder is taken care of too and packing up all their things. dad instincts

at a certain point u kinda have to call him calvin dude. like you're WELL past "mr fischoeder" territory in this situation <- is also calling him mr fischoeder in this review

"shh he's hunting us" is probably NOT what bob wanted to hear

there's something about this that is sooo.....

in defense of bob he has almost died or been killed with fischoeder SEVERAL times before this episode including in the movie. its like a male bonding thing for them at this point

"and i invented a new way to tie a tie" I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY FOR THINKING THAT LOUISES TIE WAS TIED WRONG IN THAT SCREENSHOT i love that i picked up on that and felt the need to point it out. having never worn a tie before in my life (not to my knowledge at least)

this is literally what it feels like when ur autistic and trying to understand neurotypical social conventions. tina is trying SO HARD she's such a sweet girl :( its okay baby girl i understand i get it

THE BITEY GUY HAS A NAME BOB

am i allowed to say that bob with wet hair is kinda 👀👀🔥

why'd he kiss him like that ??

he's suuuch a sweetie in his oversized jacket <3

"No, no. Plants don't like sweet drinks!" "Just hard liquor?"

"dad is missing a WILD night" *hard cut to bob tied up and being used as a human sacrifice for cannibalism*

WHAT WAS RHAT. WHY DID CALVIN LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT. YES IM USING HIS LEGAL FIRST NAME BCUZ WTF WAS THAT GAY ASS GUILTY LOOK?? HES NEVER BEEN GUILTY BEFORE he care so much about bob im gonna throw up. what the hell

HE LIIIKES HIM 😭 HE FELT GUILTY BCUZ HE LOVES AND CARES ABOUT BOB THIS IS SO FUCKED UP 😭😭💕

he probably also feels guilty that this is like the sixth time he's gotten bob into a near death situation. like at a certain point it starts to feel personal yknow

*howling* "god. i hate when he does that"

straight up on the verge of a meltdown. i dont even blame him tbh

bob isnt WRONG but also we are talking about a crazy drugged up cannibal who thinks he's a wild animal so maybe we could leave saving him until tomorrow morning? like idk i feel like he wouldnt exactly fit on their dingy. and even if he did what if he bites

"and you do have to come for ice cream!! it wont be any fun without you" okay thats kinda cute. this episode definitely kept up to pace with the insane homoerotic relationship between bob and fischoeder and im happy about that. almost gave us the tiniest hint into what fischoeder really feels/thinks about bob which. yeah

VERY UNHINGED EPISODE BUT REALLY FUN AND CUTE?? everything between bob and fischoeder was so. soo. yknow. and the subplot was funny and cute too :) very sweet little episode i always love when they go off on adventures like w/ teddy in sea me now. and of course their (many many) near death experiences together thats truly what its all about baby!!! really enjoyed this episode it was exactly the right amount of unhinged and funny

#txt #bob's burgers #episode review

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her-midas-touch · 3 months

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https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4pCB0JjGMY1fNTatf1svcO?si=9vp4WBXjRtuhcpWJc6hQTg&pi=a-aQOBCowoRHur

Hehe I'm done :)) [ok kinda really surprised with how quick I was with this one, it actually took me more time to mark the screenshots lmao but eh]

Anyways, lemme plis take this chance to explain the story unfolding:

(We're gonna pretend the white is blue ok?) This is when it's like "I hate her... or do I? Idfk. I just know nobody except me get to torment her"

Then we move to phase where they've made up, they are friends now and it's like the best thing that's ever happned to both of them.

But then it's like omg do I like? No I don't. I literally used to hate her wth. No shut up. I don't. Like. Her. Ok maybe I do... but what if she doesn't feel the same? I can't lose her *completely ignored the friend who isn't as oblivious as her and is literally holding up a neon sign saying she likes her back*

BUT THEN omg she has a gf? How dare she nooo I need to tell her how I feel! I cant lose her (*cough* it's totally not a ploy to get the other jealous *cough*) SLUT ERA!! Go get her babes!!! CONFESSION. IN. RAIN. KITHHHH

Now they're testing their relationship. It's all new. And it's hard for them to trust anyone, loads of abandonment issues, they both know where to hurt each other all the sorta angst as they work through their problems together.

Yayyy they've survived! They say ily to each other. Theyre soulmates!! (Wow who could've guessed? Surely not us. Surely not the friends) They're in love. They're getting married. It's all beautiful.

Please tell me you noticed how I color coordinated the flow of the story to like feels

Also note: I cut off that one song cause I wanted it to be moved to orange instead of there. Also I can see you will be moved to blue. And I'll be adding a couple more songs to purple cause *sparkles *angst *sparkles*

Ik the orange is really short. But it kinda overlaps into the pink so its like there but not really? Idk it's hard to find songs for specific scenes that I would write lmao

Voila *jazz hands*

OMG THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT AHHHHH ILY (I adore the color coding so much??? Loved reading that ahhh the thought you put into it >>>>I’m going to fangirl so hard over this ughhh)

#siv 🤎✨#asks #the playlist queen btw #lovely moots

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chaotic-average-child · 1 year

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So yall know sonic underground right?

K so I'm gonna just go off on a tangent about all the weird things that I noticed and things I liked about it and things that genuinely don't make sense. (this is absolutely going to mostly be about sonia because manic has been pretty much done to death in comparison ngl)

So starting with the pilot and actual 1st episode wedding bell blues

Also im gonna use eggman because i have trouble spelling Robotnik over and over

Eggman is stated as wanting to become legitimate ruler, truthfully I'm unsure of his actual reasoning because he doesn't seem to need to be legitimate? And he could just lie to the people anyway so it makes the whole wedding fiasco kind of pointless?

Also apparently adopting Sonia is just as good as marrying Aleena, because she's crown princess, but this doesn't make sense because none of the triplets had a crowning etc.

Also does this imply that the kingdom in underground is a matriarchy? Or that Sonia is actually the oldest and sleet and dingo later made a mistake in their editing by having her call sonic "Older brother". in friend or foe?

speaking of confusing implications... arent sonia and bartelby engaged? They call them Fiance's in the show... so like... why does both Sonia and Bartelby have moments where theyre flirting with other characters? is their relationship open? do they actually want to be together? that second one doesnt make sense because the two never show that. they arent on the best of terms sure but they also get along fine...

honestly would make more sense if they were just childhood friends but thats nor here nor there.

Also Sonia for being the closest of the 3 to her royal roots, is surprisingly more okay with Manic stealing random shit than Sonic is? Like she's curious about it and finds teaching actual little kids to steal is wrong, but doesnt actively complain as much as sonic does, since sonic himself actively tells manic to put it up etc, its also possible Sonia just doesnt notice, but considering how many times it has happened id say she literally just doesnt care anymore lmao.

Actually Sonic seems like the least willing out of the 3 to just straight up steal shit, something something rich people are thieves or something, speaking of rich people...

Why the fuck did Aleena leave Sonia with Windemere? Arguably Manic was in the safest place for a 'run away' prince to go.

Who expects a prince to be in a thieves guild,

he had no documentation outside of the freedom fighters until Eggman sought him out after finding sonic.

Aleena did not have any connections to the thieves. like at all

I know people like to say canon aleena was kinda fucked up for leaving Manic there, but like... Sonia was with an actual noble, had documents, Eggman was aware she existed the entire time (whether or not he made the connection between her roots or not is a different story, he also could have left her there just to keep her where eggman would atleast know where one triplet was) We can assume Windemere is the opposite of a eggman loyalist considering she was literally knowingly keeping one of the triplets. and possibly having mild ties to the resistance given what must have been a close but somewhat unknown bond with aleena.

And Sonic's original adoptive parents were literally captured/executed? it wasnt very clear and we never see them robotized outside of the sorta canon end comic, anyways, we can assume they caught harboring sonic, or being resistance fighters, which considering they straight up knew chuck I assume they were active participants. Also theyre ironically the most likely type of place to expect missing royalty, comfortable but not overly rich family, the middle class to say, While sonia was also unexpected similar to manic but less so.

Anyways After his adoptive family goes out the window Sonic then ends up with honestly given the fact the hedgehogs all look different except aleena and her family, im going to assume chuck is Sonic's biological uncle, whether on his mothers side or fathers it doesnt really matter much to my point, Sonic was literally with his uncle. THATS LITERALLY THE MOST OBVIOUS SHIT EVER. especially since EGGMAN MOST LIKELY KNEW CHUCK PERSONALLY??? THEN HE BECOMES A RESISTANCE WEAPON??? AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WOULDNT BE CAUGHT???

Anyways Sonic was literally placed in all the worst places compared to Sonia and manic, but Manic was in the best place, since no one would expect that.

Sonia is honestly confusing because Eggman knew who she was???? Im honestly just assuming Eggman was using her as a detector for when the triplets would unite because otherwise theres no logical reason for him not to just kill her, or robotize her.

Maybe he needed a living member of the family for whatever is required that made him want to be legitimate ruler that badly??? some kind of magic like the medalions? as far as canon is concerned I have no clue but i do have my own head canons and stuff, w aus, but thats getting off topic because this is about canon su.

I think canon aleena gets a bit of a bad rep for the whole abandoning her kids thing, but its kinda implied she didnt do so until they were atleast old enough to walk, so 1-3, which does make me wonder, Sonia has photo graphic memory right? Did she just remember all of this? I mean she does call Windemere Ms. Windemere, but manic also calls ferral, well... his name, Sonic's the only one that seems to have given his caregivers titles like mom and dad,

Then again Manic was one of many, and Ferral was again, a teacher/leader, to a thieves guild, While sonia was Windemere's only ward, Now i might just be insane but

"Who are you guys?!" - Sonia

"We're your brothers!" - Sonic

"We are?!" - Manic

Sonia doesnt question it after sonic states it, Manic does, Im just saying Sonia seemed quite accepting of everything all things considered, almost like she knew it was eventually coming, while Sonic and Manic seemed more surprised by the news,

Like most of Sonia's struggling is because she was raised rich, not because of confusion of what theyre meant to do like manic does,

Although as far as powers go Manic was given the short end of the stick, And Sonic is just adaptive as a person in general, but Id expect someone like Sonia, who honestly doesnt have a problem with being pretty and girly, and rich as all hell, to struggle more? like she does, yes, but in comparison to people like Mindy and Bartelby Sonia is incredibly okay with the turn of events.

Also I still need to rewatch most of underground, but this is my thoughts just mostly based on memory.

Anyways bartelby might have gotten better by the end but holy shit should sonia have beat his ass 10x over im not even joking, like ignoring relationship stuff, bartelby actively helps eggman several times... anyways...

Now some hc,

Sonia:

1 this one might be obvious, but she remembers aleena better than her brothers

2 She is strong as knuckles, they arm wrestle and spar,

3 She is an incredibly skilled gymnast, being able to accomplish tricks on her motorbyke with ease.

Sonic

1 He has the most Eggman related nightmares out of the three, having lost essentially 3 families to him

2 hes an ego driven jerk because he cares and also semi doesnt trust either of them enough due to literally knowing them at most a year.

3 He's also used to running it mostly solo, so he doesnt realize why Sonia and Manic would be annoyed by him ditching them

Manic

1 Will steal most things, but will return most, kind of like a party trick,

2 Is surprisingly good with kids, he mostlikely guided kids down the mouse lane, and helped out with them, not to mention the sancuary kids and 3 hedgehogs and a baby,

3 has a fear of not being in control of himself, both because of kleptomania, and mostly because of the bug incident,

4 While trusting his alright skills at repairing stuff he hasnt wanted to either modify his hoverboard or sonia's bike to go anywhere as fast as sonic, stating that when sonic grabs them he feels sick. He also doesnt trust any mechanics that would have to go into that on not being bugged.

Im also gonna rewrite some of sonic underground in my free time if ur interested, its literally gonna be fixing plot holes etc and most of canon will not be changed. 90% of the plot and characters will remain anyways thats alllll

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actualbird · 2 years

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Dont bother with my first ask 😭 I was uhm- my brain was scattered—

Anyways 4 words.

Vyntem. Old married couple

-🥚

hullo hullo!! will now be tagging u as egg!anon :DDD and no worries about the first ask

your 4 words are VERY ENTICING and i think (?) u meant it to mean as in literal grows old together and married which is very sweet and cute and makes my heart wanna explode but sadly i cannot think of the concept of aging past 40 without crying hjHJVJKHSD so my brain went a different route where like

vyn and artem, canon age range and in the mutual pining stage (that came after mutual we are close friends now who shittalk each other stage which came after the mutual fine i tolerate and care for you stage WHICH came after the mutual i dont like you stage), completely unaware that theyre already giving off We've Been Married For Years vibes

i mean, think about it. in canon, the lighthearted bickering moments between vyntem already comprise of hilarious low blows (2 doctorates, vyn's sleep schedule)

that paired with the newfound closeness (an inevitability as the team continues to work together)

ADDITIONALLY SEASONED WITH an intimate knowledge of each other's idiosyncrasies and quirks

and also the fact that the NXX Lounge is arguably on vyn's property and thus artem is hanging out at his place on a regular basis

will end up with shit like

[at the farmer's market in front of a stall selling plants]

artem: no

vyn: i hadnt even said anything yet

artem: youre looking at the mint plant

vyn: and? is that a crime?

artem: we cannot get a mint plant

vyn: you use quite a lot of it in your dishes, i use quite a lot of it for baking. honestly i do not see the downside to welcoming another plant into the estate

artem: and i knew this would happen so i researched mint and i know you won't just want to get one, youre going to get several kinds and...we will end up with Too Much Mint. there isnt enough space in the garden for this

vyn: fiend

artem: Vyn.

vyn: Fiend.

old lady storeowner who has been there the entire time but vyn and artem just forgot to notice this: //chuckles. how long have you two been married?

vyn: what?

artem: im sorry?

vyn, looking away from artem, looking mint-wards to avoid eye contact with any human: we are...not...

artem, looking plant-wards but a plant thats not a mint because he doesnt want to somehow subtly reinforce mint purchasing: we're just

//artem pauses, not really knowing what on Earth he'd even label their relationship right now. close friends who sometimes mutually tread the line of that relationship but neither of them seem to be stepping Past the line? thats a bit of a mouthful. also, saying that would make artem want to spontaneously combust

storeowner: oh! had i---sorry, sorry, you two just remind me of me and my wife after the honeymoon period

vyn: oh

artem: hm

storeowner: anyhoo, would you like to buy spearmint, apple mint, peppermint---we have all sorts!

artem and vyn at the same time respectively: no / yes

#tears of themis #egg!anon #artem wing #vyn richter #asks

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tuxedokit · 1 year

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sashamilla?

SASHAMILLA SASHAMILLA SAHSAMILLA OUGH

when i started shipping it, if i did:

i dont even know when !!! it feels like i always have !!! i can guess it would be "i didnt know he noticed"

my thoughts:

ough. ough. ough. how do i put into words how much they mean to me. t4t, bi4bi. they are literally everything to me. i am constantly thinking about "we're always talking" and "camilla, there's something i have to tell you" and the way they were reaching for one another and the fact that they probably carpooled to whispering rock and and and and ugh i love them so god damn much

what makes me happy about them:

EVERYTHINGGGGGGG GOD I WANNA BLOW UP THEYRE EVERYTHING TO MEEEEEEEEEE. the inflection in her voice when she says, "i didn't know he noticed." the way HER NICKNAME WAS ENTIRELY CAUSE HE MISPRONOUNCED IT AND SHE THOUGHT IT WAS CUTE?????? THE HUG THING??????

what makes me sad about them:

can i say bittersweet things instead? cause i have a lot of those. things that hurt me, but i love them so much. the way they reached for each other in the opening to ror. the way it was sorta confirmed that sasha always goes to confess when he thinks he's going to die, or going to lose her. the amount of loss they've both experienced, and the idea of them sharing their loss together, mourning together.

things done in fanfic that annoy me:

i haven't read much fic, but i worry that some might use milla and sashas' relationships to develop sasha without giving milla the same care and attention. but, i havent actually encountered that, thats just a worry i have

things i look for in fanfic:

i wanna read sahsamilla fake dating for a case, and that being how they confess cause it gets too real. something like that. that would activate all my braincells. or hurt/comfort. oooh or last moments. i like angst, but it would have to be specifically they love each other, do not make them hate or emotionally hurt each other, and i will die.

who i'd be comfortable with them ending up with, if not each other:

the idea of them not being in each others lives tears me apart.

my happily ever after for them:

partners in crime. maybe let them get married. let the wedding get crashed cause it was secretly a setup, and they knew it and were ready and smiling all the way. let it end as glamourously as it lived, hand in hand til the end. let the world fall apart around them, and let them accept it because they get to end it all together.

big spoon/little spoon:

they alternate bc i cant decide. i think they both are both. i think it depends who had a nightmare that night, or who's feeling more vulnerable or sad, or just who wants to be held and feel secure.

favourite activity:

MISSIONS TOGETHER !!!! they love the thrill, the action. theres something so personal about life or death situations, and theres no one they would rather spend what could be their last moments with than one another

#carpet conversation #psychonauts #sasha nein #camilla vodello #sashamilla #ask game #im literally so normal about them i swear #ship and character ask game

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cassthecringe · 2 years

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okay so the jotapucci timeline that 100 percent happened araki told me:

1995: jotaro and jolyne’s mom divorce cause he confronted the fact he’s gay enough that he knows he could never be “the one” for her. they’re still friends at this point

1999: jotaro pulls away from jolyne and jolyne’s mom on the basis of “standusers attract standusers and that gets people killed”, a philosophy he’s seen in motion from his time in morioh. he and jolyne’s mom are no longer friends

2002: jotaro is back in florida at the same time pride is going on. he is confused but it teaches him gay bars exist. jotaro is pent up and stressed out so he goes to check it out at a bar in a different city of course. he talks to no one and just leaves after watching dudes hit it off all night. it becomes a hobby

2005: pucci and jotaro notice each other at the gay bar for the first time. jotaro is in his big ass coat and hat. pucci is in not-priest robes and has sunglasses and a hat of his own on. neither of them talk to each other but they notice each other. they begin drinking together in silence if nothing else. sometimes pucci goes home with another dude and jotaro is like how does he attract ppl without even saying anything. sigh. cause he’s annoying and hopeless like that

2006: pucci finally talks and it startles jotaro so bad cause he’s like wtf you have a voice? they begin talking. jotaro goes home w pucci for the first time. it is awkward cause pucci prays a segment of the rosary before they get it on and jotaro’s like um i can leave. but pucci is like no it’s okay just give me a second. jotaro still considers leaving. anyway once he’s done praying for what he’s about to do, pucci gives jotaro (trans man) his first orgasm so jotaro is like ok. i can forgive the praying thing if that keeps up

2007-2009: so it continues. they get each other’s numbers but the only time they text is to be like “wanna get a drink” which is their version of “you up?”. pucci is seething with himself cause he’s almost always the one who caves first but jotaro did initiate a couple of times. btw the reason neither of them figure out “oh fuck ur the dio guy” is cause jotaro usually keeps his shirt one while they get busy (trans man shy about his chest what can you do. not see his star-shaped birthmark that’s what) and pucci doesn’t like talking much cause he views this all as like actual guilty pleasure but a la the haikuyuu post, “i’m not marrying them [so it’s okay].” however the more time they spend together the more both of them open up a bit. it’s honestly kinda sweet but they’ll never be in an actual relationship cause of pucci’s homophobic homosexuality and also jotaro still can’t get over the praying thing (he tries to rope jotaro into it once and jotaro doesn’t respond to him for three months afterward) and also theyre both just very annoying god bless

2010: jotaro decides he needs to leave cause he doesn’t trust that pucci will be safe with him by his side cause jotaro’s mentally ill and doesn’t know pucci has a stand. however during one of their last meet ups jotaro uses star platinum for something and pucci is like oh are you fucking kidding me. they proceed to do their thing first and then almost fight to the death before jotaro gets away. both are very embarrassed about the whole thing so even though pucci literally has jotaro’s number and is friends with cops (ie ppl who would track his phone ip down), he doesn’t do anything about it. jotaro moves houses even tho they only ever met up at hotels (but he DOES keep the phone like a dumbass). neither speak of it again. it is very very very funny

#cass cries #jjba #ummmmm #let me know if i should tag this as not safe for minors

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favoringeyes · 1 year

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if you're still taking kagepro asks.....would love to hear any seto thoughts you have

oh god seto. seto is like. i think he's really underrated in the way people put him in the "pure" category and he's reduced to a cute cinnamon roll who protects everybody when like... that's not even remotely true. his whole arc in novel 8 is literally ABOUT that. since he met marry, it's only been about her, he neglected his other relationships for the sake of protecting her. deep down he saw her as him, he wanted to save her so he could save himself. he noticed kano struggling but ignored ever bringing it up for the sake of marry. even when kano finally opened up to him he admits all he could think abt was how could marry be protected from all of this? he's been lying to himself this whole time. i believe him keeping their friends death a secret from marry is supposed to be a literal representation of the lies he's been telling himself his whole life since he met her. that he didnt need anybody else, that he needed to dedicate his whole self to her, that nothing else mattered. he wanted to show marry a different world, a world devoid of the pain he had experienced, and maybe he could get a chance to experience that as well. even though, in many ways, he already had. he only realizes when theyre gone, how much he needed them. how much he loved his siblings, how much he neglected them. and it DESTROYS him. he cant stand it, he cant stand himself, he's a monster right? he tried to forget abt his family, his friends, when the person he'd been doing for, had actually been fighting for them this whole time. he's disgusting. he'd not just failed his friend and family but he failed marry as well. but u know what marry does? she accepts that. she accepts seto as he is, with everything he's done, all his flaws, she will still love him unconditionally. bc in the end, he had taught her how to love the fucked up world he had tried so hard to protect her from, and that includes him. seto doesnt have to be her prince, he never was, all he has to be is her friend. anyway i love seto a whole fucking lot and i think he goes through one of the most fascinating arcs, he actually parallels a LOT with saeru, in the way they both dedicate themselves to their loved one to an extreme, which is fucking insane to me. seto is so contradictory to himself i love it. like marry is the one who saved him in the end, and it literally takes all of his family and friends dying for him to realize that *explodes*. he had to face his flaws and mistakes head on, and learn that even with all he had done, he could still be loved. that he wasnt so damaged he could never be saved. and that's his ultimate act of bravery in my opinion.

#mail #moonrecital

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mcl38 · 5 months

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why did i think u were british this whole time. i just now noticed the romanian and i have been following u for an embarrassingly long time. omg i'm so sorry.

i was going to ask u if the UK is really this puritanical bc like. i was raised by some right-wingers who taught me that if i even danced with someone i was not married to, i would spend eternity burning in hell, and i still couldn't rlly bring myself to care abt a guy in his mid-20s making sex jokes enough to be offended abt it. but i mean u are not british so that doesn't matter now.

this also begs the question why are ppl getting moral/life advice from multimillionaires. like if lando gets a STD, he just goes and gets treatment. if an american gets a STD, they go bankrupt. u rlly have to put how promiscuous u can be in perspective of ur circumstances unless u want gangrenous genitals from chlamydia. also like if ur george russell or lance stroll or max verstappen or— and u physically harm someone, all u have to do is issue an apology. if ur quite literally a normal person, ur going to jail for that shit like u cannot behave like a multimillionaire under any circumstances unless u are also a multimillionaire bc one of three things will happen: 1) jail, 2) bankruptcy, 3) the end.

sorry for making u read my incoherent thoughts again but i know u appreciate a good landogate. i just don't really get this one. like wow local man in his twenties cracks nsfw jokes w his friends and experiences horniness. did these people never become traumatized by omegle. bc this isn't abnormal behavior for a man in his 20s spotted in the wild online. it's actually quite tame.

hi anon! so like first off ur not entirely wrong abt the british thing - i am romanian but ive been living in the uk for like 4 years now, u mightve seen a reference to that and assumed i was english. but bc ive been living there for a while i can quite confidently say that no, english people are not generally puritanical at all, much less than in america anyways. maybe theres more value put on decorum and politeness but i generally associate religiously-fuelled prudishness with american protestantism lmao. anyways

my thing is ive just come back from a vacation where i had no roaming so i genuinely have no idea whether ive missed smth major lmao. from what i could tell the thing ur talking abt is lando making dirty jokes on stream and ppl allegedly getting upset at that (??) which unless thats all been happening on twitter and i just havent seen it bc i deleted the app (god bless) (likely), the whole 'drama' seems to stem from one clickbait article by a clickbait sports news publication that seems to b based in india rather than the uk. was this abt the way landos (british) friends responded to him on stream? bc from what i could tell they were also participating in the moaning and calling themselves daddy activities. otherwise like what predominantly british public did u see upset? its quite odd as a thing to happen

not saying this isnt a pattern w lando tho - back in 2020 idk if u were around but if u were, u should rmbr how dire the situation was. basically anyone who'd make a sex joke around lando was essentially corrupting god's most darlingest little baby boy, how dare they. theres a certain amount of infantilisation around lando that thank god isnt happening as much anymore but maybe its reared its ugly head again. or, if ppl r getting mad at him for Corrupting His Audience (if theyre getting mad at all - again ive only seen ppl saying it was totally fine and funny), then this just represents his full flip into the whore part of the madonna whore dichotomy. the same reason miley cyrus twerking at the 2013 vmas wouldve been so much more scandalous than another female singer that hadnt previously had a child-friendly teen star image.

i dont rly know how to address the whole life advice paragraph - i rly dont think lando talking abt a girl character in fortnite shooting cream out of her palms or propellers or smth is exactly life advice. lando specifically has quite a complicated relationship w his position as a role model and he often worries abt the 'advice' he gives ppl - smth thats also like, true, hes a v sheltered 23 year old who lacks a lot of normal life experiences bc his professional career basically started around age 7. idrk what to say abt the whole std thing bc like not only have i not heard lando talk actual details abt his potential promiscuity beyond a couple vague jokes, but also bc ive never had to think abt going into debt over chlamydia doamne pazeste. also like idk if i push someone nothing happens but if max verstappen does it on an international broadcast he has to do community service for it so 🤷🏻‍♀️ u win some u lose some. not rly sure of the point u wanted to make if im totally frank lol

tldr like yeah f1 drivers r mainly irresponsible athletes in an extreme sport and u shouldnt model ur life after them. but also op ur life sounds terrifying like 'jail / bankrupcy / the end' sounds like either the way US capitalism works (big up the prison industrial complex) or oscar wilde's new years resolutions in january 1895 lmao

#wondering abt 'again'? is this a recurring visitor #if so welcome back #r u the esteban / pierre anons from a couple days ago #or are you the oscar stan anon come back from the war?? if so missed u #anon #ask #lando #(vaguely)

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cancerfairy · 2 years

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hi hi, could you please write on capricorn moon culture bestie 🤏🏻 as a cap moon, i’d love to see what you think about us 😿💀

this is just a friendly suggestion though! no pressure if you’re not that interested in writing about it, have a nice day either way :') (reminder of the day: go drink water.)

𝙲𝚊𝚙𝚛𝚒𝚌𝚘𝚛𝚗 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚗 𝙲𝚞𝚕𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎

⌘ fun fact, i'm in love with capricorn moons theyre such softies

⌘ would 100% marry them if i could, theyre husband/wife material

⌘ so hard on themselves

⌘ don't really have a good relationship with their mothers

⌘ they work so hard honestly

⌘ they have very high standards for themselves and their partners

⌘ they just want someone to take care of them for once

⌘ will spoil you and buy you stuff so don't deny their gifts- it's their love language

⌘ they don't care if they go broke you better appreciate their gifts

⌘ sometimes very blunt

⌘ really great listeners

⌘ theyre sooo supportive

⌘ they can be kinda strict with others tho

⌘ lowkey hypocrites like they'll tell you take care of yourself and don't even take care of their own selves

⌘ they have good time management

⌘ also good self discipline

⌘ they have great memory and if they really like you they'll remember every detail about you

⌘ they age like fine wine

⌘ they gain more confidence as they get older

⌘ they also start living their lives for themselves and not for others when they get older

⌘ very consistent when they love you

⌘ they have a lot of lessons to learn when it comes to family and their mother

⌘ if they say they're gonna do something they probably will do it

⌘ so very thoughtful

⌘ probably touch starved </3 (ik the men are)

⌘ actual ceos and their own bosses

⌘ usually don't mind working and actually want to work (can't relate)

⌘ so romantic but you'll only see that side when they're in love

⌘ literally will court you like in the old movies with flowers and chocolates

⌘ usually have a rectangular forehead

⌘ have older siblings likely

⌘ these people enjoy age gaps..

⌘ the type to sit down with you and work through your problems

⌘ greatest friends ever tbh

⌘ so so reliable

⌘ they have self esteem issues

⌘ they sometimes overextend for people who won't do the same for them

⌘ always comparing themselves to others for some reason

⌘ usually think they're not good enough

⌘ simply want to be appreciated for being themselves and their hard work

⌘ always taking care of others (like notice how this anon told me to drink water- they're all just like that)

⌘ very consistent people

⌘ can be very competitive too

⌘ the type to ask how your day was

⌘ probably had a hard childhood or one where they felt isolated

⌘ don't open up easily but when they do you better treasure that

⌘ they honestly cry pretty easily especially if they have water placements

⌘ but they hate showing others their vulnerable side

⌘ usually have a lot on their plate but tend to act like they're fine

⌘ tend to attract older people into their lives

⌘ also tend to like older partners

honestly you guys might resonate with this post more. even tho it's about cap venuses i wrote it mostly about cap moons

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misora-msby · 3 years

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embarrassing moments with inarizaki

inarizaki always looks so cool but you know they’re actually dorks and i am here to provide you the content to show theyre clowns. enjoy the headcanons :)

Kita Shinsuke

firstly. kita shinsuke being embarrased? making a mistake? unheard of.

he’s a perfect man and we all know it.

anyways

you two were having a nice dinner out together.

it was a pretty fancy place so you decided to dress in a different style today

but you were beginning to wonder if kita liked it or not because he seemed to keep looking past your shoulder instead of at you

he was an observant guy so you were wondering if something had happened behind you

but you couldn’t hear anything weird so you assumed not

you decided to just stay quiet about it at first but now it was beginning to become annoying!

why wasn’t he looking you in the eye to speak?

midway through your dinner, kita finally spoke up tho

“y/n, your shirt is slipping... yer bra’s showing.”

oh.

right. you were wearing your off-shoulder top.

“o-oh. shin, it’s that kind of shirt, you know?” you had to explain your outfit to ur bf with a pink face.

“oh... that so... well it’s cold these days so if yer feelin’ cold lemme know. i’ll give ya my jacket.”

GOD HES SO PERFECT KITA SHINSUKE I HOPE U MARRY HIM???????

Ojiro Aran

another man with next to no flaws.

but nature says everyone has to make some mistake.

so it was a regular school day, our aran has just come to class from morning practice and there’s still some time left until class starts.

all the girls in class are gathered around a table

he’s not sure why, it’s probably watching an idol video

but ur man wants to be a little romantic!!

plus he just showered so he smells Great uwu

he goes over and hugs you from behind, placing his chin on ur head.

“hey, bb whatcha ya doin”

all the girls gasp.

he doesn’t get whats wrong, it’s not like it’s a secret y’all are dating

pda to this level aint bad either

especially compared to his teammate miya atsumu

“ojiro aran.”

why is your voice behind him

he looks down and nearly faints when he sees he hugged the wrong girl.

to be fair she looked a lot like you from behind, just maybe 1cm shorter.

“i’m so sorry!” he keeps apologising to literally everyone and all the class is giggling bc they never seen their school’s ace so red before.

“didn’t think i’d come back from the toilet and see my bf cheatin”

“IT WAS A MISTAKE! I’M SERIOUS! Y/N U KNOW I LOVE YA!”

hes so funny i swear

the volleyball team hears of it and it gets even better

Miya Atsumu

it’s not a secret that miya atsumu, setter of the inarizaki volleyball team and invited to national youth training camp, had a gf

he was very much in love with u

the whole class knew it because he’d show it off whenever he could too

so here comes valentines day

last year he received like... 50 different gifts from girls and guys aiming to win his love.

you didnt even give him one lmAOOOOO

but this year, he had been not so subtly trying to hint that “i better not receive any chocolates this year when i’ve got a gf!”

he reaches school and plops into his seat.

there’s an anonymous box of chocolates with “please accept my love, miya-kun! <3″ on it

“the hell’s this?!”

“oh? chocolates?” - osamu who just popped his head into the class to shove into his twin’s face how much chocolate he got.

especially since the blond was off limits, the grey-haired twin had a bigger following now.

“do they not know i have a girlfriend...”

“well, ya might as well eat it. ya dont know who to return it to.”

“that’s like receivin’ their love!”

“no it ain’t. it’s just food.”

atsumu couldn’t argue with that and popped a piece in.

it was very delicious. the chocolate practically melted on his tongue and was the perfect sweetness and was filled with a delicious ganache too.

it was perfect

but he couldn’t accept this!

“it ain’t even good. too sweet and the filling’s sticky.”

“ah. really? is that what you think, tsumu?” you ask from the door where you had been watching the exchange take place.

“y/n! look at this! some weirdo gave me some choco and like... samu said to test it but i’ll toss it out, promise.”

“tsumu, i made that... i wrote it anonymously because i thought you’d know it was me and i wanted to tease you a little.”

“huh.”

osamu: “yeah actually i went over to her place to teach her how to make it.”

atsumu: “you said you went to suna’s place?!”

osamu: “i went there later but i first went to help her.”

you: “anyways if it’s not good i don’t mind if you toss it out...”

tsumu: “NO NO BABE I PROMISE IT’S GOOD”

you: “you just said-”

“BABE I SWEAR IT’S GOOD I JUST DIDN’T WANT TO ACCEPT A STRANGER’S STUFF”

“you’re always so honest though... are you sure?” you were having your fun teasing him now.

“BB PLSSSSSS”

he still cringes at the memory 4 years into ur marriage

Miya Osamu

osamu would DEFINITELY make home made dinner dates a regular thing.

this alone shows he’s the better twin - miya atsumu stan

he loves cooking and eating with you so sometimes when he’s got a day off you guys’ll set aside the afternoon to make a real nice dinner

imagine candlelit dinner with miya dorito body osamu in a suit

of course some fun stuff happens after too ;)))

and today’s your third anniversary!!

so osamu adds lots of ‘natural aphrodisiacs’ to the meal

i’m talkin

garlic bread and soup for an appetiser, a nice juicy steak with garlic and red wine sauce for the main, and chocolate coated strawberries for dessert

mm yummy

you two cleaned your plates completely (it was very delicious) and as you were washing the dishes, osamu comes up behind and wraps his arms around your waist

“yes, ‘samu?”

“i’ve already prepared us a nice bath with yer favourite scents.” he’s got his head resting on ur chin

“really? thank you~ i’ll be there in a bit”

but he doesn’t let go of you while you’re still scrubbing at the baking sheets.

“osamu, you can let go for now.”

“don’t feel like it.”

“i gotta wash the dishes since you did most of the cooking.”

“mmm, i’ll do it if ya gimme a kiss.”

you roll ur eyes bc what a cutie

u turn ur head to give him a kiss but suddenly he

he burps

that garlicy wine smell is just kinda there

“ew! ‘samu!!”

his face is real red but he’s also trying not to laugh because he’s still a dude and this is absolutely hilarious to him

“want another?” he starts teasing

“i’m not getting in the bath with you.”

“wait wait wait i’m sorry, i’ll go brush my teeth and give you a proper kiss”

Suna Rintarou

you two were taking the train home today

it was quite late due to practice going a little longer than usual, so he insisted he walked you back home today.

sunarin can be a good boyf sometimes ok

it was getting a little crowded on the train tho, since people were heading home or going out for dinner

luckily you had already grabbed seats so you were quite comfortable sitting side by side.

you and suna have the type of relationship were you dont have to talk all the time

silence is v comfy.

he’s just scrolling through twitter on his phone while you’re looking around the car, lost in ur thoughts

suddenly you notice an old lady standing a little bit away from you and you stand up

“baa-san, please take my seat.” you whisper in the crowded carriage

“oh how kind of you. thank you, dearie.” she smiles and takes your seat while you stand in front of her and suna instead.

suna doesn’t realise this exchange has happened tho

(he’s on his phone as usual)

probably starting some fights on twitter

he decides to try to be a little romantic and pretends to stretch his arm around (who he thought was) you.

“rin.”

why is your voice right in front of him?

“young man, i appreciate it but i’m married.”

suna jumps as he sees someone he did not recognise next to him.

he looks up and notices you had moved.

you’re giggling

the granny’s giggling

atsumu and osamu sitting opposite on the carriage look like they’re going to cry because they’re trying not to laugh

“i was just stretching. really.” he mumbles and crosses his arms, face red as a tomato

he’s so embarrassed.

Ginjima Hitoshi

sometimes the inarizaki vbc would go for an after practice snack at the nearby family mart

they were really hungry after an intense preparation for nationals which was in two weeks so kita insisted they all get something to fill them up on the way home

but lucky lucky ginjima hhehe

you (his classmate who he had a crush on) were working at the cash register today.

“welcome!” you greet everyone as they enter

he cant help but stiffen up a bit

why are u so cute and cheery today

the 2nd years already know what to do.

“heyy, i think last week i bought ya that ramen right? ya owe me my konbini snacks today!” - atsumu

“yeah. you lost a bet to me last week so u gotta pay up. a pack of jelly fruit sticks please.” - suna

“forgot my money today, mind payin’ for my snacks too?” - osamu

“like hell i’m paying for all of you. especially you, osamu. you eat too much all the time.”

aran’s noticed what’s going on,

“hey, if it’s just for today you can do it right? if ‘samu don’t pay ya back tomorrow i’ll nag him ‘til he does.”

“fine...” his basket is full when he goes to the counter.

he’s trying his best not to have a red face while watching u scan the items, ur hair swaying slightly as u look back and forth between the objects and the screen.

“alright. 4,890 yen please!” GOD he hated how expensive it was, that’s almost all his weekly allowance but bc it’s u and ur voice saying it it’s kinda ok

“mm, ok.” he still has his eyes on you while he takes out his wallet and puts it on the counter.

yes

his wallet, not the money

“...” “...”

“excuse me, sir. this is...”

he almost slaps his face wtf he’s so embarrassed.

“s-sorry. just a little absent minded after practice.” he starts pulling out his cash.

“it’s fine! i know how hard you guys practice!” you smile while performing the rest of the transaction and pass him his big bag of goods. “good luck for nationals, ginjima-kun!”

he almost runs out of the store and is about to fight the rest of the 2nd years for watching and (suna) recording

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shkspr · 3 years

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hi. on your post where you may or may not have ended on 'moffat is either your angel or your devil' did you have maybe an elaboration on that somewhere that i could possibly hear about. i'm very much a capaldi era stan and i've never tried to defend the matt smith era even though it had delightful moments sometimes so i wonder where that puts me. i'd love to hear your perspective on moffat as a person with your political perspective. -nicole

hi ok sorry i took so long to respond to this but i dont think you know how LOADED this question is for me but i am so happy to elaborate on that for you. first a few grains of salt to flavor your understanding of the whole situation: a. im unfairly biased against moffat bc im a davies stan and a tennant stan; b. i still very much enjoy and appreciate moffat era who for many reasons; and c. i hate moffat on a personal level far more than i could ever hate his work.

the thing is that its all always gonna be a bit mixed up bc i have to say a bunch of seemingly contradictory things in a row. for instance, a few moffat episodes are some of my absolute favorites of the rtd era, AND the show went way downhill when moffat took over, AND the really good episodes he wrote during the rtd era contained the seeds of his destruction.

like i made that post about the empty child/the doctor dances and it holds true for blink and thats about it bc the girl in the fireplace and silence in the library/forest of the dead are good but not nearly on the same level, and despite the fact that i like them at least nominally, they are also great examples of everything i hate about moffat and how he approached dw as a whole.

basically. doctor who is about people. there are many things about moffats tenure as showrunner that i think are a step up from rtd era who! actual gay people, for one! but i think that can likely be attributed mostly to an evolving Society as opposed to something inherent to him and his work, seeing as rtd is literally gay, and the existence of queer characters in moffats work doesnt mean the existence of good queer characters (ill give him bill but thats it!)

i have a few Primary Grievances with moffat and how he ran dw. all of them are things that got better with capaldi, but didnt go away. they are as follows:

moffat projects his own god complex onto the doctor

rtd era who had a doctor with a god complex. you cant ever be the doctor and not have a god complex. the problem with moffats era specifically is that the god complex was constant and unrepentant and was seen as a fundamental personality trait of the doctor rather than a demon he has to fight. he has the Momence where you feel bad for him, the Momence where he shows his humility or whatever and youre reminded that he doesnt want to be the lonely god, but those are just. moments. in a story where the doctor thinks hes the main character. rtd era doctor was aware that he wasnt the main character. he had to be an authority sometimes and he had to be the loner and he had to be sad about it, but he ultimately understood that he was expendable in a narrative sense.

this is how you get lines like “were the thin fat gay married anglican marines, why would we need names as well?” from the same show that gave you the gut punch moment at the end of midnight when they realize that nobody asked the hostess for her name. and on the one hand, thats a small sticking point, but on the other hand, its just one small example of the simple disregard that moffat has for humanity.

incidentally, this is a huge part of why sherlock sucked so bad: moffats main characters are special bc theyre so much bigger and better than all the normal people, and thats his downfall as a showrunner. he thinks that his audience wants fucking sheldon cooper when what they want is people.

like, ok. think of how many fantastic rtd era eps are based in the scenario “what if the doctor wasnt there? what if he was just out of commission for a bit?” and how those eps are the heart of the show!! bc theyre about people being people!! the thing is that all of the rtd era companions would have died for the doctor but he understood and the story understood that it wasnt about him.

this is like. nine sending rose home to save her life and sacrifice his own vs clara literally metaphysically entwining her existence w the doctor. ten also sending rose with her family to save her life vs river being raised from infancy to be obsessed w the doctor and then falling in love w him. martha leaving bc she values herself enough to make that decision vs amy being treated like a piece of meat.

and this is simultaneously a great callback to when i said that moffats episodes during the rtd era sometimes had the same problems as his show running (bc girl in the fireplace reeks of this), and a great segue into the next grievance.

moffat hates women

he hates women so fucking much. g-d, does steven moffat ever hate women. holy shit, he hates women. especially normal human women who prioritize their normal human lives on an equal or higher level than the doctor. moffat hated rose bc she wasnt special by his standards. the empty child/the doctor dances is the nicest he ever treated her, and she really didnt do much in those eps beyond a fuck ton of flirting.

girl in the fireplace is another shining example of this. youve got rose (who once again has another man to keep her busy, bc moffat doesnt think shes good enough for the doctor) sidelined for no reason only to be saved by the doctor at the last second or whatever. and then youve got reinette, who is pretty and powerful and special!

its just. moffat thinks that the doctor is as shallow and selfish as he is. thats why he thinks the doctor would stay in one place with reinette and not with rose. bc moffat is shallow and sees himself in the doctor and doesnt think he should have to settle for someone boring and normal.

not to mention rose met the doctor as an adult and chose to stay with him whereas reinette is. hm. introduced to the doctor as a child and grows up obsessed with him.

does that sound familiar? it should! bc it is also true of amy and river. and all of them are treated as viable romantic pairings. bc the only women who deserve the doctor are the ones whose entire existence revolves around him. which includes clara as well.

genuinely i think that at least on some level, not even necessarily consciously, that bill was a lesbian in part bc capaldi was too old to appeal to mainstream shippers. like twelve/clara is still a thing but not as universally appealing as eleven/clara but i am just spitballing. but i think they weighed the pros and cons of appealing to the woke crowd over the het shippers and found that gay companion was more profitable. anyway the point is to segue into the next point, which is that moffat hates permanent consequences.

moffat hates permanent consequences

steven moffat does not know how to kill a character. honestly it feels like hes doing it on purpose after a certain point, like he knows he has this habit and hes trying to riff on it to meme his own shit, but it doesnt work. it isnt funny and it isnt harmless, its bad writing.

the end of the doctor dances is so poignant and so meaningful and so fucking good bc its just this once! everybody lives, just this once! and then he does p much the same thing in forest of the dead - this one i could forgive, bc i do think that preserving those peoples consciousnesses did something for the doctor as a character, it wasnt completely meaningless. but everything after that kinda was.

rory died so many times its like. get a hobby lol. amy died at least once iirc but it was all a dream or something. clara died and was erased from the doctors memory. river was in prison and also died. bill? died. all of them sugarcoated or undone or ignored by the narrative to the point of having effectively no impact on the story. the point of a major character death is that its supposed to have a point. and you could argue that a piece of art could be making a point with a pointless death, ie. to put perspective on it and remind you that bad shit just happens, but with moffat the underlying message is always “i can do whatever i want, nothing is permanent or has lasting impact ever.”

basically, with moffat, tragedy exists to be undone. and this was a really brilliant, really wonderful thing in the doctor dances specifically bc it was the doctor clearly having seen his fair share of tragedy that couldnt be helped, now looking on his One Win with pride and delight bc he doesnt get wins like this! and then moffat proceeded to give him the same win over and over and over and over. nobody is ever dead. nobody is ever unable to be saved. and if they are, really truly dead and/or gone, then thats okay bc moffat has decided that [insert mitigating factor here]*

*the mitigating factor is usually some sort of computerized database of souls.

i can hear the moffat stans falling over themselves to remind me that amy and rory definitely died, and they did - after a long and happy life together, they died of old age. i dont consider that a character death any more than any other character choosing to permanently leave the tardis.

and its not just character deaths either, its like, everything. the destruction of gallifrey? never mind lol! character development? scrapped! the same episode four times? lets give it a fifth try and hope nobody notices. bc he doesnt know how to not make the doctor either an omnipotent savior or a self-pitying failure.

it is in nature of doctor who, i believe, for the doctor to win most of the time. like, it wouldnt be a very good show if he didnt win most of the time. but it also wouldnt be a very good show if he won all of the time. my point is that moffats doctor wins too often, and when he doesnt win, it feels empty and hollow rather than genuinely humbling, and you know hes not gonna grow from it pretty much at all.

so like. again, i like all of doctor who i enjoy all of it very much. i just think that steven moffat is a bad show runner and a decent writer at times. and it is frustrating. and im not here to convince or convert anyone im just living my truth. thank you for listening.

#sorry if this is repetitive or makes no sense or if i got some details of the show wrong #i simply couldnt be bothered to put too much effort into this post #lest it become a research paper and take me several weeks to answer #anyway thats all my opinions #dw #ok to rb

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MY GIRLFRIEND'S COMMENTARY WHILE WATCHING HER FIRST AEW PPV

"my entire fitness goal is hook's shoulder-waist ratio, but with taz's extremely dense neck."

"the funniest thing about wrestling is that this fucking company is trying to make something called a stadium stampede sound both cool, AND serious."

gf: "if you cry listening to a crowd sing judas again, im divorcing you." me: "so that means youre gonna marry me." gf: "i've been bamboozled."

about brian cage: "this man is a huge dork. like, literally, i could fit me in him."

"i dunno what it is, but i would die to protect mr. hangman. he hunk, but he also baby."

thoughtfully, "i bet i could just catch you out of the air like that. i mean, i can squat you, i could probably even curl you like that, too."

because she is deeply in wrestling twitter now: "HOOK! babe, look, its hook! hook hive, rise up!"

"what i love about this feud is that all these men are fuckin' idiots. no brain cells, just shoes and fwiendship."

"what do you mean their tag team isn't just the wild boys, wtf? missed opportunity."

"those kicks are ugly, but i would steal them, too, honestly." *thirty seconds of silence layer* "for you, babe. i'd steal them for you, i mean."

"jon, no, the germs, jon, jesus christ, please dont drink that jon you dumbass."

"i love eddie, but i'm pretty sure we should never hang out. too much extremely new york energy, we would get arrested in like ten minutes. possibly less."

"diorsday device is the funniest shit ive ever fucking heard, how goddamn sad is that."

"max caster is gonna get murdered, but i love him."

"i wish bowens and his extremely attractive boyfriend the best in life."

"colt cabana and tay conti are tied for best smile in wrestling, but tay wins because i dont want colt to kick me in the face."

"penta is the only joker i formally recognize."

"today i found out that some people don't like stu and uno, and to them i say get entirely fucked."

after rush came out and i lost my entire shit: "i don't fully understand yet, but i support you." *one minute later* "oooooooooooohh. okay, yeah."

gf: "i enjoy that cody is pushing ogogo by being a dumb bitch with this america schtick." me: "you gonna say that when cody wins?" gf: "...fuck."

"ogogo got that guy ritchie movie ass music you love to see it."

"you were right about cody and i fuckin' hate it."

"aw yeah, its big boi season."

about miro: "i'm very gay, but the thing is, men with extremely jacked traps just do something to me."

"lance changed changed the color of his extensions and i appreciate that." *thirty seconds later* "are those... three crosses? tattooed on his back? jesus doesnt like murder, i don't think he likes murderhawks, either."

"britt baker is the only dentist i want in my mouth. no, wait, don't type that one!"

"oh, fuck, shidas getting teary i'm gonna fuckin cry, oh fuck, i get it now, i'm so sorry i made fun of you, i love her."

"oh fuck, shida knee me directly in the face."

"britt scares me. like the blood drip details on her gear are really cool, but i would legit believe its real blood from her."

"are you really crying about britt and the nice announcer man hugging?"

"hey, quick question, just real quick while ive got you here... why is the emo twink... like this?"

"darby's dad looks like my dad, and i'll never be okay with that."

"i like that darby just yeets himself around like that. he came in like a wrecking ball. a tiny, tiny wrecking ball."

"sting just tossing his son around the ring like that is very good, but, sir, that's bad parenting."

"the thing about sky and page is that these are the suburb guys i beat up at the beach on summer vacation. they have big "i robbed these guys at the pier" energy."

"damn, darby just feels his emotion with his entire face, doesnt he."

"okay explain the gambling thing and WHY it's a thing."

"orange rolling into the ring is so fucking good, that man is national treasure."

after me showing her the video of younger orange cassidy shitfaced and holding a fish for no reason: "i am shocked and appalled that you're only showing me this now."

after explaining the history of the jansport: "the range of this dumbass."

"i get that kenny is good and all, but his hair really fucks me up. it's upsettingly bad and i hope he knows that."

"pac is just. so much muscle. flippy beef man. a meateor." she did specify how to spell it for the joke because it was important.

"that man is a weeb, isnt he."

"something about a man breaking a hold by putting his hands in his pockets really gets me hype."

"fuck just murder omega and be done i hate this, put it on the beef man or the juicey boy already."

"babe, ill be right back i gotta murder this callis bitch."

screaming, "THAT'S MY FAVORITE REF, YOU UGLY FUCK!"

after kenny won: "i fucking hate wrestling, this is bullshit."

"holy fuck, babe, i forgot mark henry was a wrestle boy! i know him from the olympics!"

"hey, is mark henry bigger than large paul?"

"mjf is a dumb bitch and i love him."

"hey, quick question, who thought repelling down the stadium would look cool, they're so far away."

"there's wardlow, my sweet boy. this is cool now."

she laughed for a solid two minutes at tony schiavone saying, "here comes the little guy."

"i fuckin hate hager. kill him wardlow, kill that crispy maga ass bitch."

"okay what's with the chairs." *after a brief explanation of the chairshot heard round the world* "and, like, he can't just pick a new gimmick? it's been two years, bro. move on, shes not coming back."

"okay, i admit that this is great and i love it, kill that old man on the dancefloor."

upon learning this is technically the main event: "you mean it's over after this? theyre ending the show on THIS? not the triple threat match, this?"

"i just noticed mjf's bedazzled jeans, i'm not angry anymore, this is perfect."

"no, more wardlow. gimme the beef."

"christ, sammy guevara is kinda incredible and i'm fuckin angry about it. why cant inner circle be just sammy and santana and ortiz, fuck the other two."

"no, shut up! i refuse to sing along to this! whats wrong with you?! this is a bad song!"

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