#1st Child

[greno-ino]

The many forms of Rei Ayanami

#fanart #neon genesis evangelion #rei ayanami #rei #end of evangelion #Evangelion #digital art #krita #fanartist #エヴァンゲリオン #rei clones #1st child #artwork #digital #digital artwork #art #nge #illustration #nge fanart #nge rei #probs my biggest piece yet #anime #digital artist #digital illustration #anime art

[dearestdo3]

bad hair day

#jeverus #severitus #james potter #severus snape #harry potter #mine #idea pops up when i saw 1st year movie!harry's coconut hair #sev will NOT let this child have that 'just got off the broom' messy hair look #i didnt realize i gave jeverus the yaoi size difference until its too late rip...

[shit-talker]

The only way I can rationalise people accepting literal children going out and fighting crime as Robin is if they don't think Robin is a real child.

I think it would be fun to see how Bruce would use that to his advantage in protecting his kids. Like, if people think Robin isn't human, if they instead think he's a spirit or a ghost, they are less likely to shoot at him, less likely to try and physically attack Robin because they think it would be no use.

The fun part would be deciding HOW they would do this. I like to think that Robin's domino mask doesn't have a hole for his eyes but instead is glazed over so that he can see out of it, but you can't see in. Maybe they install small lights in it so it looks like his eyes glow in the dark, because can you image how fucking scary it would be to just see these two sentient light-like eyes and just know the Batman must be lurking somewhere close by?

Maybe Bruce installs super strong magnets in their gloves because on the chance that someone does pull a gun on his kid close range, it would be a lot easier for them to grab the gun away if they had the force of magnetism on their side. Also, grabbing onto poles and other metal materials would make all the scaling on tall buildings a little safer. Obviously, they'd need a way to turn it on and off, but still. Can you imagine, you're in a warehouse and there are steel frames fucking everywhere and you look up and suddenly there's a child gripping onto one effortlessly? Horrifying.

Maybe they have a voice box. Want to scare people? Play this really ominous recording of a child's laughter that echoes just a bit too loud to be normal. Play this ominous screaming that seems too silent to be real. Play this ticking that seems to never end that induces stress and increases the chance of them messing up.

What would be even funnier is keeping this act up with the Justice League and other teams.

Batman doesn't bring Robin to these meetings at the beginning because he sees no need to involve a preteen in such matters, but at some point the subject does come up and it's sort of like; So, Bats, what exactly is the kid? Like...is he yours?

And Bruce (paranoid as fuck) doesn't want to admit to these people that yes, Robin is my son because hello? That's gotta be his biggest weakness, he would do anything to keep that kid safe and fuck them if they ever tried to hurt him to get to Bruce.

So, he tells them that he's a spirit sent to haunt him and remind the city of it'd failures and the Justice League just... believe him?? Because this is Batman, and why would Batman ever lie about something so, frankly, strange? And it's not a huge deal, like they're a team comprised of metas and aliens and literal godesses, so what if the one normal human guy has a weird little ghost child? Who cares if he cares about it like it's a real boy? Maybe the baby spirit has rights, too!! They don't know!

So, when the JLA gets more popular and becomes an actual, legal part of the American government, they're required to list all of their members. And they class Batman as a human, because that's obvious but next to Robin, they don't really know what to say or how to ask Batman about it, ao they just put "Unknown Child Spirit - TBD"

And then just... never change it?

So, they don't question why a few years later Robin seems to look entirely different, or why after that he changes again, or why Robin is suddenly a girl for a while before going back to a little boy. That's obviously just some weird spirit thing they don't understand, and it's not like Batman is going to explain it!

#batman #batman and robin #robin #justice league #bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #stephanie brown #damian wayne #the kids obviously play into this as well making themselves seem not fully human #but also?? #they arent exactly normal anyway so it really doesn't matter #dick joins a team for the 1st time as robin and everyone else is kind of like #“so...do you eat? are you...wanna play video games??” #and dick #who has been raised in a circus before joining a family comprised of batman and alfred has not really played any video games #and obviously there is no way a real human child has not played video games before so everyone never even thinks that MAYBE its not true #shit talker talks

[mimeelksache]

i love it when phil gets all flustered (which in the face of 2024 dan howell is v often) and then he has one of two reactions to it:

hides his face with his hands and/or clothes

or

attempts to get out of sight from the camera entirely

#which is so very child playing hide and seek of him <3 except hes a grown ass man #english is not my 1st language and yes i am fluent but still i dont trust my grammar on this one #andy talks #phil lester #dan and phil #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dan howell #dnp

[hermit-frog]

#Interview with the Vampire #Claudia de Pointe du Lac #Louis de Pointe du Lac #iwtv #iwtvedit #tvedit #Delainey Hayles #Vampterview #*gif #i'm so not ready for this 😥🤕🌊🧎‍♀️ #1st time he saw her she was burning. last time he'll see her she will....ffuffkgjfi kill me instead #‘ But the child the ancient one my Claudia was ashes. ‘ 🕳🚶‍♀️ #it's the last gif that kills me every time. genuinely made myself sad making this #iwtv spoilers #flashing gif #wonder if the green light and dress was on purpose

[nkp1981]

William Hartnell, Carole Ann Ford And William Russell's Legs On The Set Of "An Unearthly Child"

Colourization: Clayton Hickman

#1st doctor #william hartnell #susan foreman #carole ann ford #ian chesterton #william russell #an unearthly child #classic who #doctor who

[a-random-whovian7]

#doctor who #doctor who lore #8th doctor #1st doctor #13th doctor #fugitive doctor #7th doctor #doctor who eu #timeless child #doctor who poll #doctor who expanded universe #doctor who books

[abbey-abdominal]

pswap!doodles p2 (this one got out of hand against my will)

#pswap!ragapom #my art #digital art #cup of doodles #tadc posting #fun game where you guess which doodle was the 1st and which one was the last #oh pswap!ragatha my dear sweet summer child

[tiffanybluesclues]

Birds of Prey (1999) #43, July 2002 [Dixon]; Robin (1993) #126, July 2004 [Willingham].

Robin (1993) #88, May 2001 [Dixon].

Robin (1993) #106, November 2002 [Lewis].

Batman: Gotham Knights #37 & 38, March & April 2003 [Beatty].

Robin (1993) #131, December 2004 [Willingham].

Several panels about talent and suitability, presented without further comment except to say: Batman I'm gnawing on your drywall.

#that 'he was born for this work' was my villain origin story btw #there is so much callousness and hypocrisy in that compliment #blah blah blah insert relevant observation here about being a judge of talent and dc meta about the characters in question #stephanie brown #batfam meta #black canary #batman #dc comics #what happened to not endangering children and wanting them to be able to live a normal life? #and the kid who had to work extra hard to make up for some 'natural abilities' that he lacked was now 'born for this'??? #*that post that says when bruce pictures the perfect robin he 1st pictures dick as a kid and 2nd he pictures tim's perfect soldier robin* #early 2000s batman was deep in the 'no child vigilantes unless they'll be my little soldier' trenches for real

[stubz]

"You said you'd be better after the Tri-Eclipse festival, when we all come back from vacation."

"Yeah that's right."

"Will you promise me that you'll run with me when we get back?"

"...I'll do my best. Yeah. I'll do my best buddy."

.

"Max when we get back after the holidays will you run with me?"

"Yeah. I'll start training, practice running."

"Oh yeah, cause it's been a long time since you ran."

"Yeah...almost 2 months...wow."

..

"Got any plans for the 2 weeks we get off?"

"Yeah I'm gonna train."

"Train for what?"

"Running. I told the kids I'd run with them when we get back."

"Aww that's cute. But yeah you need to test things out right? Start off slow so as to not overdue it when you play with them again."

"Yeah...wanna hear something funny?"

"Sure."

"I, I miss running. I know I said I hate running and that I only ran with the kids because it's good exercise but...I miss it." he puts down his fork. Staring at his plate of food from the ship's cafeteria. He continues.

"I had a dream last night. I was on Earth, in a field of tall grass and flowers, it was summer. The sun was shining, a beautiful warmth on my skin, with a cool gentle breeze on my skin. I was barefoot. I could run and I ran for miles. I ran even after my lungs were on fire, even when the sun went down...I miss running."

"Mmm"

...

Going on field trip. Yanosh came early so we took the noon shuttle. Come as soon as you can. Shuttle A-11.

'I didn't know we had a field trip today.' he thought after reading the text Kim sent.

He grabbed his hoodie and the other emergency bag and made his way to the shuttles. Luckily the A-11 was an express and he would be wherever it was going in 20 minutes.

12 minutes into the ride he noticed that they were approaching Earth.

....

Turn left in 200 meters...You have reached your destination.

"...ha haha hahahahaha! Are you guys serious?!"

"Surprise Max!!"

In front of the young man was his class of youngling alien children (with a handful of humans ones), co-worker and friend. Standing in a field of tall grass and flowers. Yanosh and Kim held a banner saying congratulations.

"I know you've been training in the gym but I thought you'd want your first real run to be somewhere...special."

He scooped his friend into a hug. Then pulled in the children until they were all sent crashing down into a pile full of laughter and giggles.

"You ready?"

"Yeah, yeah definitely!"

"READY KIDS?!"

"YEAH!"

"LET'S GOOO!"

And for the first time in 2 months human Max ran. Past the slowest ones first. He tried to pat every one of them on the head as he flew bye. Broke through the pack of the average runners. A laugh trailed behind him. One by one surpassed the faster one's. His unused lungs somehow allowing him to whoop in-between pants.

He raced every child. Played every game he could not play before. Carried those who longed to be carried again. He ran despite the burning in his lungs and the sweat in his eyes. He ran through the pain in his feet and the exhaustion in his body until he collapsed.

Laying there in the dirt surrounded by the children and his friend he smiled. And he wore that smile in his sleep on the way back to the centre.

#for those who don't know #I fractured my ankle Feb 1st and haven't ran since #and the kids at work understood that and never begged me to try #but #today I had C and J come up to me asking to run with them after spring break cause I'll be able to then #and that hit me in the feels #the two first convo in the story are the one's I had today!! #and the dream stuff? #actually had that dream and damn it made me miss running #so now Im gonna train and stuff so as to not let these kids down! and to not mess anything up #humans are space orcs #humans are space oddities #humans in space #the adventures of kim and max running a space child care centre

[rivennell]

pixel boyfriends (happy birthday to childe!!!)

#chiscara #scarachilde #scaramouche #childe #wanderer #tartaglia #genshin impact #原神 #this is actually a 1st attempt at pixel art i did for one of my classes... #but i wanted to post something for childes bday my beloved #so pixel bfs it is while i don't finish my wips ;___;

[rongzhi]

Evaluating American-style Chinese cuisine

English added by me :)

#douyin #video #tiktok #this is fucking sending me #as someone who in 1st grade had to sit through a classmate's 'international cuisine: china' presentation #wherein one of the foods she named was MACARONI SOUP #like. did we eat macaroni and cheese every tuesday for convenience when i was a child? yes. and was it fucking soupy? yes. but MACARONI汤?!? #and i did not know what the fuck orange chicken or general tso's chicken was until well into middle school #also until literally the moment i was double checking my translation just know #i've been thinking it was general tsao's chicken #*did not know what the fuck orange chicken was until schools combined for middle school & new ppl started asking if i liked orange chicken #my mom's friend owned a chinese buffet and that's basically where i tried american chinese food for the first time #and then her son made me sit there and watch him play sonic and halo on xbox #also did not know the difference between the chickens until literally this video #anyway diaspora experience amiright #cw food

[jonahmagnus]

Cassie & CC found plushtrap <3

#Fnaf #the crying child #crying child #Evan afton #Cassidy fnaf #Fnaf cassidy #Five nights at freddys #plushtrap #Marigold afton #<- my name for her<3 #y unfortunate art #Doodal #Sent directly to him. When he escapes hell his phone buzzes ans this is the 1st thing he sees #. #Cassidy

[mr-mustache-penis]

SHARK TALE IS 20 YEARS OLD

SHREK 2 IS 20 YEARS OLD

THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE IS TWENTY FUCKING YEARS OLD

#time is fake WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY ANIMATED FAVORITE ARE 20 YEARS OLD???? #i was 7!!! a 1st/2nd grader!!!! #sorry i'm just coming to terms with the fact that i'll never be a child again #shark tale #shrek 2 #spongebob

[bambisz]

IT'S YOU AGAIN .. ! ( a childe x fem reader series )

sypnosis : mr. kupido also known as your childhood friend ajax, is once again coming back to your life as your annoying neighbour who disturbs your privacy.

playlist · to visualise with as you read the very silly story taglist · all the people i'll be tagging (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)

genres : childhood friends to strangers to lovers ( if you know you know ) , introverted x extroverted , ms. plays hard to get + opposites attract, penpals, girl next door, frenemies (kinda), popular x popular, rich x poor

presenting ’ mane 6 + spongebob squarepants

人 MISSION 1 : 7-eleven encounters

⁠人 MISSION 2 : ed sheeran

and more to come..

taglist – ^⁠_⁠^ @sseatherny

#i'll be posting the 1st chapter tommorow lolz #childe x reader #first two eps reveal #college au #series #genshin impact #childe #tartaglia #ajax #reader x character #reader #genshin smau #best read in dark mode

[jehcee]

Regulus: you guys are so boring.

Barty: dude, we just took revenge on that prank the mauraders pulled on us.

Regulus: yeah but none of you is getting any death threats neither is anyone connected to any old unsolved mysterious case!

Dorcas: isn't that good?

Regulus: no!!! How am I gonna live my neighborhood detective dream like this!

Barty:

Dorcas:

Pandora: hold my coffee. Mamma's gonna work for your dream.

#regulus is Pandora's 1st child #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #dorcas meadowes #pandora #mauraders incorrect quotes #hogwarts #mauraders #jegulus #detective regulus #slytherin