#A SITUATIONSHIP LMAO

[daffodils-loverrs]

Jackie Taylor (+ Shauna) | miscellaneous character study

F. Scott Fitzgerald, Flappers and Philosophers

Carol Rifka Brunt, Tell the Wolves I'm Home

Leanna Firestone, Two Week Notice

Black Wing, Twinkling

Madison Beer, Good In Goodbye

a.j., vulnerability

Rainer Maria Rilke, The Notebooks of Malte Laurids Brigge

Caroline Polachek, Pang

Pablo Neruda, Tonight I Can Write (The Saddest Lines)

Taylor Swift, Fifteen

#yellowjackets webweave #yellowjackets web weaving #jackie taylor you are so missed #truly a tragic hero #jackie's pov on DEEP FRIEND LOVE lmao #lesbian situationships will do this to you #no but srsly jackie’s storyline makes me so sad #deserved better #shauna's pov coming as well #yellowjacketsedit #yellowjackets #web weaving #web weave #miscellanea #jackie x shauna #shaunajackie #shackie #jackieshauna #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #wlw #ella purnell #sophie nelisse

[firelise]

♪ All of this and more when you 'bout me, all of this and joy will surround you // I don't wanna be your girlfriend, I'm just tryna be your person. ONLY FRIENDS as SZA Lyrics 5/? -> NOTICE ME

#👏🏽pur👏🏽ple 💜🍆😈 #walk with me #only friends the series #ofts #only friends #first kanaphan #sandray #only friends sand #khaotung thanawat #firstkhao #jojo tichakorn #if 'she could NOT in fact differentiate between love and sex' was a song lmao - the situationship song #way u move gon get u hurt i swear #bet u dont even miss yo giiirrrl (mew) #cgedits #mygifs #oftsXsza #blending #overlays

[australet789]

Hazbin Hotel fandom

can we find a platonic ship name for Lucifer/Alastor?

Because i know Radioapple is the romantic ship name and i dont like that a lot of the stuff i have seen in the tag (mostly on twitter) erases Alastor aroaceness. I love Lucifer's and Alastor's dynamic but because they hate each other and it's fucking funny

#hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #alastor #they have a situationship yout honor #i mean i can be petty and do platonic stuff and tag it in the ship tag to bother others lmao #but i would prefer not having to look at...you know

[blaithnne]

How else would Beakley and Heron meet Goldie?

#ignore the inconsistent af heights lmao #had this on the brain for several days #beakley and heron probably team up to escape and get revenge and in the end? #they all lose #whatever they were tryna steal (??) gets broken and they’re all left standing there like. okay #but they get a situationship out of it so there’s that at least! #art #my art #digital art #fanart #doodle #drawing #ducktales #ducktales 2017 #bentina beakley #beakley #mrs beakley #black heron #LÙ Huifen #ducktales human au #doodle comic #funny #shitpost #goldkeyren #Goldie x heron x beakley #beakheron #goldkey #goldren #Goldie O’Gilt #Goldie o gilt

[ultrabananapudding]

HoA gang | "What's your type ?"

Bonus greetings:

Happy New Year 🎊 新年快乐 🎊 Gott Nytt År

#If I didn't make it clear enough Jason's type happens to be DILFs #Too bad he happens to cross Dars path and they start off the worst situationship lmao #Also Jason and Nick have matching Christmas Bucket hat and cap #Zain has a personal vendetta against this random American who is crushing on his baba too #art #my art #hoa #jalim #comic #chibis #traditional art #house of ashes #dark pictures anthology #dark pictures house of ashes #zain othman #nick kay #rachel king #eric king #clarice stokes #clarachel #kingkay #hoa gang #Happy new year yall!!!! 🎊🎊

[celestie0]

girl the fics i read always involve gojo cheating so kickoff is a breath of fresh air 😭

imma make him cheat now just cuz u said this (IM JUST JOKING KICKOFF GOJO WLD NEVERRR 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼 BOOOOOO 🍅 i would literally kill him if he ever cheated on reader 🙄)

#man would be 6ft under in 1k words or less #yall kickoff is for me to heal from my traumatic situationships 😂😂😂 #so there won’t be any cheating lmao #kickoff #asks #anon

[fly-the-pattern]

#memes #meme #throwback #lol #funny #lol memes #funny memes #funny meme haha #funny stuff #relationships #relatable #relationship #situationships #dating #commitment phobia #men #lmao

[socialbunny]

annoying cringe women convention just rolled into town and they're the only two that showed up 😢

#oc posting #wahnakai #cfw #cindy dewhitt #natavia valley #they have such the ability to be a toxic situationship/college fling or genuine besties depending on when i would write them meeting LMAO #thinking of the first one tho bc. well :) #theyre talking abt their shitty moms and shitty ex gfs that they still have some type of feelings for that theyre going to unhealthily #project onto each other when theyre fucking 👍🏽 #tavi is deffo spilling way more than shes supposed to tho and cindys just taking it all in. NOT LIKE SHE CAN JUDGE :)

[merlinbtch]

Ok so this guy I like is having me watch the Lord of the rings movies with him right?

So tell me why I thought they would destroy the ring and win within the first movie 😭😭

I thought they all had their own special little thing happening but nope

They just run around in the woods for 4 hours and get basically nowhere and also gandalf fuckin dies. What the freak

I legit thought that each movie had their own problems with how long they are.

#lord of the rings #lotr #aaaaaaaaaa #gb #situationships #lmao i miss gandalf and boromir :( #boromir #gandalf #frodo baggins #time for 8 more hours of running around in the woods!!

[obrother1976]

hii would you have any book recs similar to the carnivorous lamb? just finished it recently and i literally cannot stop thinking about it......

wish i could rec u something that will hit as hard as carnivorous lamb does. but i cant. nothing can compare (in my opinion) but i can rec u some books depending on what u liked best/what u enjoyed in carnivorous lamb:

incest:

gemini by michel tournier - hard to get into but very worth it

house of incest by anais nin - short but so good u'll tear your hair out afterwards

ada or ardor: a family chronicle by vladimir nabokov - cant believe nabokov invented real love w this one

catholicism:

the sparrow by mary doria russell - book of all time & although i obv wouldn't call it a catholic book, i still think someone that liked carnivorous lamb would love this.

concerning the eccentricities of cardinal pirelli by ronald firbank - currently reading this & dont yet fully know what to make of it but its definitely interesting enough to check out.

fascism:

(bit of a disclaimer: none of these are specifically about spanish fascism. sorry. if you're really interested in the franco regime u could read george orwell's "homage to catalonia" but other than that i got nothing for u there)

fear and misery in the third reich by bertholt brecht & the resistable rise of arturo ui (also by brecht) - this is me pushing my brecht agenda (even tho these r plays and not technically books). love brecht's depictions of fascism though, esp in fear and misery

on the frontier: a melodrama in three acts by isherwood & auden - another play

death in venice by thomas mann - alright so this one's a bit tricky. its not technically about fascism (it was written in 1912) but i've seen a number of academic essays that make a case for reading it that way -> the degeneration of europe into fascism. in any case, great book, great prose and although its not actually incestuous, it v obviously plays with the theme of incest

fathers:

incest: from a "journal of love": the unexpurgated diary of anais nin - a classic.

winter of artifice by anais nin - no one got it quite like she did

mathilda by mary shelley - anon, listen to this: "I copied his last letter and read it again and again. Sometimes it made me weep; and at other [times] I repeated with transport those words,—"One day I may claim her at your hands." I was to be his consoler, his companion in after years."

dreams of clytemnestra by dacia maraini - a play again. but trust me on this one, it'll drive u insane.

mothers:

milk fed by melissa broder - actually havent read this one but my (redacted) loves it and it does sound rlly interesting (also i dont know any other books specifically about mothers... sad.)

#(redacted) -> bc im not saying the word situationship in a serious tumblr post lmao #also anon look into the comments. some v good recs there #anon we're suffering from the same carnivorous lamb induced disease. theres a reason y i've read it three times. #i'll come back to this if i find more books #also anon. listen to chapel. married in mount airy. and heart shaped bed by nicole dollanganger. trust me #ask

[wtfcl0ud]

i feel like a lot of those death to anything besides a committed officially declared before others relationship is like ok so we want to make squishes and qprs and relationship anarchy n all that accepted but we still want to police relationships and tell people what to do? like 😐

#i love friends with benefits i love hooking up i love situationships #like how is all of tht not relationship anarchy????? #i dont understand the double standards #and why in the year of the dragon 2024 we're still trying to get on our high horses #and decide what's right and wrong for other consenting ppl lol lmao rofl #cloud nonsense #ignore me

[fluffypotatey]

Shadowpeach's reaction to believing the other is dating again

ANON I AM SO SORRY T^T i meant to reply to this the moment I read it then got distracted and now it’s almost 1am (edit: it is now 1:30 lmao)

anyway,

you have come to ask me, a girlie who is a sucker for unhealthy shadowpeach and long time lover of the jealousy & possessive tropes, about shadowpeach’s hypothetical reactions of the two monkeys believing the other is back in the dating scene?

well, obviously, they would be completely fine. absolutely no negative reactions or breakdowns or obsessive thoughts hindering their ability to function and be mentally healthy. of course.

jk i lied: THEY WOULD BE SO HORRIBLE LMAO

however, i feel like swk would be more subtle about it. like maybe he hears something out of context said by MK or Mei or Tang or Red Son or Sandy (who might have also jumped to the same conclusion) and is like “oh……” and then is oddly quiet for maybe a month, freaking out MK

also, SWK would have his own internal battle of wanting to see Macky to confirm but also not wanting to see Macackle because the confirmation would break him. but he would make so many excuses to see Macaroon by visiting Pigsy’s noodle shop then chicken out when the time does come (the funny part of me says that Pigsy is the only one aware of SWK’s true intentions and is very annoyed about it)

the anger doesn’t really come until SWK feels fed up with Macaroni’s “mixed signals,” meaning Macky’s very bad attempts at being civil/flirting. because “if Macky thinks he can just use my feelings while being in a relationship he can think again!” (despite Macky never being in a relationship but Wukong never confirmed this so is mad for the sake of this hypothetical SO and himself while struggling with his own very messy feelings. because he likes it when Mac has his attention on him, he likes it when Mac tries to woo him the same way he had tried when they were younger and ignorant, he likes it when Mac cannot help but look at Wukong, he likes it when he makes Mac forget all about that stupid significant other because Wukong and Mac used to be something and could still be that something if Mac just gave Wukong a chance or if they had never ended their old relationship like the way they did. if only, if only, if only, if only, if only—

with Macky, ahahahaaaaaaa hoo boy.

not subtle. very unsubtle. like, yes, even Wukong can see and notice Macky’s very unsubtle and unstable self but unlike everybody else who is aware of the reason, Wukong would just be confused on why Macky is always weirdly snappy and grabby and always feel the need to mention Wukong’s love life????

anyway, Macky would not react well. 1) because it feeds into his angry theory that Wukong found their relationship to be superficial and temporary 2) he has been revived for, uh, *checks watch* not very long, so imagine going through a severe break up and dying them being resurrected and trying to enact revenge on your ex (of whom the feelings are still too raw) but you’ve been out of time for so long that you cannot process shit 3) it is my belief that Macky had nobody else as close to him as Wukong was

so, Macky hearing through the very botched grapevine that Wukong is back in the dating scene? man’s is not handling it well. house/apartment/whatever establishment he was staying in is trashed. he replans his revenge against Wukong. he stalks Wukong obsessively bc he has to see that bastard in the act because maybe then he’ll be free. he would sabotage any and all attempts of demons, humans, whoever that whispers about pursuing Wukong because….reasons

(obviously the reasons are not the fact that Wukong moving on terrifies him, the fact that he can be so easily replaced hurts, the fact that he cannot let go despite everything, the fact that Wukong still smiles the same, that Wukong still laughs the same but it’s so much lighter, that he understood what it was like to be loved and cared about by Wukong. to have all of his attention on Macky, to hold him so gently even though these same hands could break him (and have), to be treasured and desired by someone so powerful. how could Mackarell give up something so precious? he is still selfish and has been deprived for f that love for too long. why on earth would he ever wish for someone else to have a piece of what he once had?)

so yeah i’d say they would be coping sO well :)

#this is a side tangent but shadowpeach deserves some more fics with both or either of the two idiots being jealous #please #for me #ley them simmer or wallow in their personally inflicted angst/pining soup while i giggle and read with delight #and when i say i’m a lover of this trope i also mean i’m a connoisseur of this trope #i have tastes and am picky about it #bc there are some…….not great works that try this trope (to put it politely) and it hurts bc i KNOW it could be written sO good #also funny note: this reply was supposed to end after I shout ‘they would be so horrible lmao’ #but then I thought nah lemme share my elaborated thoughts #another side note: I am sure y’all notice I call Wukong and macky’s thing a relationship instead of friendship or situationship mostly bc #a relationship can mean many things and my view of shadowpeach is both romantic and qpr #like the vibes fit for both of them and I’ll just roll with either #but i struggle to call their thing a friendship because to me that takes away some of the aspects of swk and macky #do i think they even dated in the past? no but i DO think the two were so attached to the hip that to outsiders they saw 2 boyfriends even #if nothing was technically official of their relationship being romantic or platonic but it blurred the lines so well nobody could be 100% #& even in the current plot their relationship is STILL blurred to me so i can’t pick and like both options (both are severely unhealthy ofc #lmk #shadowpeach #asks #anonymous

[hwanghyunjinenthusiast]

Let spotify predict your 2024!

Shuffle your on repeat playlist, and the first twelve songs represent your 2024. Thanks so much for the tag, Lils @gimmeurtmi <3

January - Get Loud by Twice

February - Call Call Call! by Seventeen

March - Closer by Namjoon/RM

April - Fallin' Flower by Seventeen

May - Moonwalker by Seventeen

June - So Hot by Wonder Girls

July - Basics by Twice

August - heyahe by One

September - Fire by Seventeen

October - Boys a liar pt. 2 by PinkPantheress and Ice Spice

November - seoul by Namjoon/RM

December - All In by Stray Kids

Tagging without pressure: @souplix @rubyreduji @hyungszn @sluttywoozi @goblinvern @cheolhub and anyone else who would like to!

#apparently i am going to have quite the exciting and hype year with sprinkles of situationships with men lmao #lils <3 #tag game

[ampheenix]

1ST DAY OF INKTOBER DONE WOOHOO!!! this show was the most devastating wlw situationship I’ve ever seen so I’m so happy I got to draw these silly girls :DDD

#lmao #fanart #inktober #inktober day 1 #madoka magika #madoka magica fanart #puella magi madoka magica #madoka x homura #homura fanart #homura akemi #madoka magica homura #madoka kaname #kyubey #wlw love #wlw art #anime fanart #sapphic #situationships #chibistyle #madoka magica #artists on tumblr #traditional art #traditional drawing #my art #THESE GIRLS MAKE ME GO INSANW THEIR STORY IS SO SAD SJJSKJS :((((

[wsbhonni]

COLLECTKIN FANDOM- COME GET YOUR JUICE!!!

This is a fic that was a collaboration between me and @spoopieere (aka, Orange)! I'll be posting this fic to tumblr in a bit- in the mean time, here's the Ao3 link!!!

(Title Image by @spoopieere)

#slashers #asa emory #collectkin #arkin o'brien #slasher x final guy #nsft #suggestive #minors dni #the collector 2009 #the collection 2011 #asa and arkin in their weird and morally gray situationship- for your reading pleasure! #collab #me and orange have been writing this in dms lmao- we take turns writing each part! #each part is marked so u know who wrote which part! #anyways. back to work with meeee- #sanctuary au

[arrow-tied-messages]

as long as Nikki doesn't cheat on me in Infinity Nikki 😒

#i say as if I don't call Yexiao my wife and Leonid my husband that i made a widower for a couple hundred years and a hundred more timelines #and Qin Yi my... complicated soul crushing situationship whom I'll kill anyone for. Aeon my sweetheart 🥰. and Loen my lesser boytoy #...okay maybe I'll look the other way #lmao. stg i crack myself up #sillyposting #shining nikki #infinity nikki