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violetsandshrikes · 2 years

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Spotted Hyaena (Crocuta crocuta) by leuli

#oh my god this is how i would lose an arm #look at that FACE #spotted hyena #spotted hyaena #hyenas #hyaenas #wildlife

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rhymingwithpurple · 2 years

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this post was about a niche saw au and if you reblogged it you're stupid

#oh my god so true guys

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robinruns · 2 years

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I am deceased.

#oh my god #and on jim's birthday too?!#blessed truly #jimmy eat world

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creatinghelen · 3 years

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create! create! even if it’s been a while. even if you don’t know what to write or draw or sing. connect with what once brought you joy and you will remember how. create in a new way, knit or dance or crochet. try spoken word or painting. poetry or pottery. the freedom in creating… it’s liberating

#hj #I’ve gotten into writing poetry again and oh my god #my brain will be like ! I have an idea !#I wrote two today???#it’s so nice #<3

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plut00nline · 3 years

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People will watch things like parasite and squid game, media that blatantly calls out capitalism and the effect that it has on the lower class and still come out of it like "wow I can't believe poor people are morally bad because they're poor and there's no other outside influence"

#looking at the people unironically saying that sang-woo is the real villain #or celebrities seeing these things and being all #oh my god those poor poor people whatever can i do?#then fuck off and buy an island #squid game #parasite #wow a hit post

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crownquill · 3 years

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I made a what the fandom thinks of you generator

edit: please remember

1. i have to read all the tags

2. ITS RANDOMLY GENERATED I AM SORRY IF YOU DONT LIKE YOUR RESULT BUT DO NOT FUCKING HARASS ME ABOUT IT

thank you

#7k #9k #OH GODS #10 k #ok wtf #10k #some of yall dont know how to act fr #85 k

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peearrdee · 3 years

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If you like something, reblog it.

#this post is for the mcytblr community ONLY #mcyt #mcytblr #omg a hit tweet #PRD’s hall of fame #greatest hits #5k #10k #15k #20k #oh god why #25k

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sadclowncentral · 3 years

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there is literally no funnier way of annoying your friends than choosing the stupidest hill imaginable and then refusing to die anywhere else

#i never understood prank culture but claiming something stupid and then arguing it tooth and nail? oh baby #its like yhr lawyer and the himbo in me combine their strengths to create something TRULY awful god bless

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grxygreenrain · 3 years

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a constant struggle

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chocolatecakecas · 3 years

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AFHDKAHDJAJFHSHFKSJD OH MY GOD.

#OH MY GOD #EYE-#bec speaks #season 16 finale #j2 fallout theory #big post #june 25th #wefhekfhahfnekfuwbrkwjdwhek

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arodrwho · 3 years

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super simple low-effort ao3 summary methods that are 1000% better and 1000% less annoying than just saying you suck at summaries:

copypaste the first few lines of the fic. u already wrote 'em. let 'em be their own damn hook

if ur feeling fancy & don't mind showing ur hand a bit, copypaste the first few lines of the fic that u feel are esp. Important or Interesting - the ones where u first start getting into the real meat of things

state the main tropes! theyre probably already in ur tags - just say them again - maybe as a full sentence if ur feelin fancy. or with a joke if ur feelin Extra fancy

ask a question. pose a hypothetical. eg what happens if u take [character] and put them in [situation]?

make an equation. [character] + [thing] = [outcome]

just write like a one-sentence summary of what the fuck is going down. just one (1) sentence. doesnt matter if it doesn't cover every important aspect. or if it sounds bland. any summary sentence is gonna be miles better than "idk i suck at summaries"

just...explain the fic like u would to a friend? it doesnt have to be a polished back of the book blurb. it can just be "[pairing] coffee shop au, but like, still with murder, and also i made everyone trans. enjoy"

just stick a meme in there

honestly who cares

just put literally anything but a self deprecating comment in there & ur golden

#swear to god i lose 10 yrs of my life Every time i see a summary like that #drags me right back to ff.net days #and i say Oh God What Are You Twelve?!?!?#I Can't Read This Now. A Baby Wrote It. I'm Sure It's Lovely But - This Is Clearly An Infant

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neproxrezi · 3 years

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tumblr already has speed boost pads theyre called fake do you love the colour of the sky posts that end abruptly, i see the start of that shit and i spin my mouse wheel fast enough 2 power the city of tokyo for eight months and next thing i know im reading posts from a week in the past

#dibi #which is a feat because i recently followed my 2000th person #oh god i look away for one night #and i have to tag something as #popular #hey quick aside #why do people tag their posts with increasing scales of popularity #yknow when you go to op's version of a post to remove the stupid commentary #and it's tagged like 1k 5k 10k #who does that.

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inkskinned · 3 years

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tbh for a long time i really resented the advice "pick a partner that you would want to raise kids with" because i don't want kids and i hated that all relationships had to come from this place of procreation-first. what about toxic friendships, after all.

it took me a really long time to realize it's a bastardization of good advice.

many of us are recovering from being raised by parents/caregivers that were in toxic relationships or were toxic themselves. we learned behaviors, thoughts, and patterns from these people, and we spend our adult lives untangling and dismantling the harm done to us.

the advice should be - is this the person you'd want a child to emulate? is this a person you'd want a child even around? is this a person you can trust alone with a kid - any kid, mind you - and know that the child is safe, looked after, loved? is the relationship you're in one you'd want children to see and repeat in their adult lives? or is the relationship one you hope they won't follow, after all?

to be honest, i knew when i was in a bad relationship. i'd tell people - i know, i know, i should break up with him. i know, i know. she's not actually a good friend. but the reality was that it's incredibly difficult to escape the-devil-you-know. it was easy enough to train myself to be okay with it; i have very little regard for the-self and the process of cutting people out was simply too threatening for my mental state.

but i wouldn't put a younger version of myself through the same thing. i'd picture her in the same situation. i would tell her, broody as she is - leave, you're happier outside of it, never let anyone talk to you like that, you're worth more than this. i'd tell her when you let him cross your boundaries, the fault is his, but you need to understand you're rewarding bad behavior if you don't do something about it. i would wish, fervently, i could restart the relationship and do it all differently, be-young-again.

and then i realized: i am the younger version of myself. a future version of myself is begging me to leave. to take my happiness seriously. i am a kid to fifty-year-old-me. and i need to take my own advice. it's okay if that sets me up to grieve.

pick a partner that you would trust a younger version of yourself with. pick friends you'd want your younger self to grow up alongside. pick love that makes you feel like you want everyone to experience in their life and feel with others, something magical and shareable and full of mist. pick a love that feels like you can grow in it. pick a love like: i will be proud of this.

#spilled ink #i guess #edit for word choice #lol #i wasn't saying that it should be a proud love like shoving it in ppl's faces or caring what ppl think #but instead like ''... golly i hope other people ever get to be this happy''#HHHHHHH OH MY GOD #IF YOU'RE READING THIS AND PICKING APART THAT I WAS LIKE.#''i don't like that it implies the sole purpose of any relationship is childrearing when in fact it is YOURSELF #that you should be taking care of''#........................................#don't fucking come here lol #i want to bite

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miragesbian · 3 years

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“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”