#But they're also grown-ups

[narusasuart]

"How can you even love me?"

"Silly, how could I not love you?"

#Sns #SNS art #naruto #naruto uzumaki #naruto fanart #Sasuke #Sasuke uchiha #Sasunaru #Narusasu #sasuke x naruto #naruto x sasuke #My art #This must be an au #Because Sasuke has both his arms #And his duck butt hair #But they're also grown-ups #Also I hc that Sasuke can be kind of self-depreciating at times #Though I think other people find that ooc #This is very soft #Enough Tags already #my fluff

[elitadream]

Wishing you all a wonderful day~! 🤭💕

I felt tremendously inspired after seeing these two lovely posts by @suedoodle, and with the hype surrounding the newest Nintendo game, I couldn't help myself. 😁🐘

#Also the elephant power-up has really grown on me since the first trailer^^ #It was only a matter of time before I caved an added my own contribution! 😄✨ #Super Mario Wonder #Mario #Princess Peach #Mario x Peach #Mareach #elephant Mario #elephant Peach #friendship and romance #dorks in love #I need more of these two #they're adorable! #and the game genuinely seems fun!^^ #Super Mario bros #fanart

[lucy-ghoul]

can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.

#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance #but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side #and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually #shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli #also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos #doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here #1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao #2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7? #lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time #let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond #i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular #(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience) #than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still #..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao #vaultghoul #fallout #val rambles in the tags #val speaks #txt

[frunbuns]

There's something so bittersweet about the childhood flashbacks in tua. They were all children together. Reginald was horrible, but they had each other. And then everything went to shit. Five's 13 year old body a bitter reminder of what once was. His siblings in their adult bodies a reminder of how things should've been. God,,,,

#and now they're so different #they have so little in common ): #Five came back to a family that he no longer knew and who no longer knew him #they can never go back #Five's lived half a lifetime without them #its never going to be the same #Five's also the only one of them who kept the number name which makes him more of a reminder of the past he's like a relic of a lost time #i'm rewatching s1 rn and oh man #it hurts so bad Five should've grown up with them #ben should've lived #god the tragedy of it all #they were children together </3 #the umbrella academy #tua s1 #tua season 1 #tua #umbrella academy #luther hargreeves #diego hargreeves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #tua s2 #tua s3 #tua season 2 #tua season 3 #mine #tua meta

[jopzer]

jamie tartt really strikes me as the sort of like. big big puppy dog doesnt realize he is in fact not seven pounds. obviously he Knows the weight he's got and the Power behind it when it counts and he's throwing his weight around during a game or he and the lads are wrestling or when he certainly tackled roy to the ground during their bar fight like he Knows. i don't think he really considers it outside of these contexts tho. like. throws his whole weight into roy's lap in his chair in his office. the wheels arent locked the leaning lever isnt locked roy wasnt ready to counterbalance and they both end up backwards on the floor with jamie's full weight on his chest. roy voice "think you broke my rib." jamie, giggling "your hip, more like"

#beebles #ted lasso #royjamie #jamie tartt #roy kent #i just think he's a fucking goober #and he's also grown up 100% around men who carry the same weight and strength and when they're dicking around its equal footing #he doesn't consider that not everyone is fully prepared to have two arms full of jamie tartt at the drop of a hat #usually roy can handle him plopping down in his lap but i think the One time he's distracted. #it's over. they're on the ground. roy needs a new chair and a new ribcage. #he can run at isaac to ram his shoulder into his sternum and isaac will pick him up and throw him over his shoulder you get me #these are rowdy boys. #wrastlin at 100% power

[oloreandil]

as a chronically ill person with asthenia and particular ways of speaking, i've always felt uncomfortable with how Frodo is treated as a weakling and a wimp by so many lotr fans. not only does it ignore how insanely heavy the weight of his burden is (regardless of how constantly the narrative and characters repeat it in like. extremely plain terms), but it often leads to ableist comments of "well other characters were in pain too and they dealt with it better, AND without whining all the time :/"

however, listening to the audiobook, i'm only now realising why i don't like the treatment of Sam's deference to Frodo and their interactions during their quest. yes, you can absolutely do a class analysis of their relationship (Frodo is his "master" in the aristocratic sense of the term, and the narrative treats is as a quality that he "knows his place" - subservience). yes, Frodo sometimes lashes out at Sam unjustly (which is treated as bad by the narrative, again very plainly)

but, and i cannot stress this enough, having a Sam by your side as a disabled person on any kind of adventure is literally the only way to stay alive. Sam notices his health fluctuations, is on the lookout for ring-symptoms that Frodo may not even have noticed yet, makes sure that Frodo has the accommodation he needs to be in as little pain as possible as they live through the great evils of their time... Frodo relies heavily on Sam's support. like any disabled person on a year-long march would need to. especially when your condition keeps worsening

it feels so incredibly loving and revolutionary that, in Rivendell, when he sees Frodo awake for the first time since Elrond healed him of the Morgul blade, Sam takes Frodo's left hand in his and shyly says he's glad it's warm again. i don't think Frodo knew how cold it'd gone, or thought anyone else had noticed, and indeed the narration moves on quickly. but those moments are constant and deeply touching. it's hard to articulate just how accurate Frodo's journey is to my own disabled journey, and how profound it is that Sam's care is foundational to saving the world

#frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #lotr #lord of the rings #meta #olorea talks #in many ways i cannot articulate how deeply healing it is that EVERYONE regards frodo with great esteem and compassion #they all acknowledge how incredibly incredibly hard his struggle is and they're dedicated to help #i also cannot and don't really want to articulate how being disabled AND lebanese affects my views of living through war #but uh. yeah. it's Emotional Lotr Listen-through Hours lately i've been dying to speak of it #maybe later i'll feel more equipped to put more of that into words #making my own post like a GROWN UP look at me lmaoooo #txt

[missmolsa]

At it again with my favorite worsties!!!! Divorce when

#detective conan #kisaki eri #mouri kogoro #they're so so bad for each other god bless #local grown adults refusing to get over each other even though they broke up ages ago!!! #not even give up on each other which should be easy as fuck given how their relationship is!!! #also I've been thinking about how consistent ran is in refusing to give up on what she wants to be true #refusing to give up both on shinichi and her parents' marriage #and I think it woud be a very satisfying end to that parallel if her faith in her parents ended up being futile #and she had to learn that not everything can be ideal #because she for sure is ending up with shinichi innit #other than that their trainwreck of a relationship is so funny and entertaining to me #many angst thoughts about eri in relation to her feelings for kogoro too #*chefs kiss* #edogawa conan #sonoko suzuki #mouri ran #kudo shinichi #my art #dcmk #that final o looks like shit but like who give a fuck I got tired lol

[evilkitten3]

frankly i think hashirama and madara should've reunited by kissing each other full on the mouth and then immediately going right into fighting to the death. i think that would've greatly improved the story

#naruto #naruto shippuden #uchiha madara #senju hashirama #hashimada #it would help with. with the naruto and sasuke parallels #only it would be on purpose bc they're grown ups and also insaner

[puppetmaster13u]

Oh boi even more of One au in like 3 hours lol

I like to think that like how in @phoenixcatch7's Doll au there's gas versions of like cures and such in the batfam's gas masks since they don't need to breath when possessing the puppets right? I like to think there's an organic version of that with the meat puppet bodies, at least with Bruce, where the plates on his neck opens up into vents of sorts, pictured here with a few spikes removed for visibility reasons.

This gas could be some cures for like Joker venom & Fear gas and such, or it could also be sedatives, paralytics, could even vary between each member. (For example in the Cryptidverse Steph has Anesthetics on her claws, Jason has reflective powder that mimics embers/sparks, Cass has paralytics, etc). Honestly I am just brainstorming so this could definitely change lmao

I do like to think they start developing their own venom though, gotta' have those fangs & tusks for some reason lol

#meat marionette au #batman au #cryptid batman #cryptid batfam #body horror #batman #dcu #dc #Sorry Phoenix if I am spamming you lol #Honestly I feel like Bruce & Kane are the only ones with like big-ish tusks as though to show they're the fully grown ones of the group #Batwoman has set up shop in Bludhaven while Bruce usually sticks to Gotham me thinks but they still help each other out because family <3 #God I want to ramble about their language and body language and stuff so bad lol I love world building #I also totally haven't been writing a drabble for this for the past hour lmao #The caves have a favorite mortal and It's definitely Bruce lol #Okay but now I am thinking of how Bruce & Clark could meet the first time lol #Bruce can definitely sneak up on Clark if he wants to and it's probably terrifying lol #Something I will have to think about for later I suppose #What are the tunnels? Fuck if I know lol #The drabble totally isn't from Its pov tho lol (definitely not) #Tumblr don't eat my tags 2023 #Bruce definitely freaks out the first time he sees his second body #Not helped by the fact the first time he sees it he is piloting it and emerging from a flesh wall #All stumbly like a newborn deer (not helped by long limbs and body all differently proportioned & more limbs lol) #The secondary body's face is something between a human and an animal's muzzle #Dick deserves electric organs like an electric eel so he can shock people #Y'know what Cass deserves pitch black flesh & organs- like I am talking vantablack barely lets in any light black #Bruce is probably more wary about taking in kids what with the whole eldritch thing beneath the streets but really what choice does he have #All of them were already trying to do vigilante work & they'll end up killed if he doesn't help them :/ #He loves them but he *really* wishes the tunnels didn't take a liking to them as well because they're already traumatized enough #He wishes it didn't call to them like it did to him so long ago

[bottlehawk]

rose lalonde as a mom would be a dad. no i am not going to elaborate

#homestuck #bottlehawk text #rose lalonde #no i am anyways. #she drives with her wife and ten kids and insists she knows a shortcut and ends up getting them lost in backwoods country. #she knows everything and how to do everything and her kids end up calling her at 30 to come replace the window screens in the house #when they go to a restaurant she silently slides her card to the waiter and tells them to put it all on it and also to tip themselves 20%. #says no to every pet her kids ask for yet ends up being the one to get the most attached to them. #sleeps and snores like a bear and gets extremely embarrassed about it #reveals the craziest lore about herself to her kids when they're grown up after christmas dinner in the most casual way #and of course the toxic emotional distancing and inability to function when mom's not in town but in my fantasy she gets better about it.

[autisticrosewilson]

Every year Kate holds her own Kane Family Events™️ on the same nights as Bruce has his, a cousin rivalry that's been going on as long as either of them can remember.

Dick occasionally joined the Kane's to spite Bruce the first few years, but eventually settled into his Richy Wayne persona.

Jason attended the first few Wayne galas, and immediately decided he wasn't fond of all the formality. He made a deal with Dick, he'll go to the Kane events and bring back leftovers if Dick does the same at Wayne events.

He ends up having a lot of fun! He's pretty much immediately hoisted over to the kid table, which would be more offensive if 18 year old Bette Kane weren't also there. Eventually someone else joins their little gossip duo, a blonde boy named Joey whose around Dick's age. Apparently his mom is Kate's aunt or something and she runs the New York branch of Kane Corp. He's pretty cool, Jason was a little surprised he couldn't talk but he knows ASL so it wasn't an issue and they have a lot in common!

Flash forward a few months later. There's a new Titan team, and Jason gets to visit them today. He's heard of them all at least, Wally, Kori, and Donna are regular fixtures at the manor, and he's met Roy a few times too. He's NOT expecting to see Cousin Joey lounging on the couch.

"-and this is Jericho, or Joey." Dick introduces, oblivious to Jason's inner turmoil.

"Nice to meet you." He says on autopilot. He opens his mouth to- to? He's not actually sure what he could say but he doesn't get the opportunity either way.

Joey waves back, curt and polite as would be expected of two perfect strangers. There's a secretive little smile quirking his lips, the one he gets after he drops a particularly juicy piece of gossip.

Jason's lips thin, keeping the questions trapped behind his teeth. He nods subtly, and the introductions move on.

It's only at the next gathering, with Bette off at the buffet, the two of them sequestered in the corner, that he makes a realization. "Oh my God auntie Addie is a meta!" He gasps, interrupting the conversation. He'd barely thought it through. He saw Adeline deeply engaged with the annual drinking contest out of the corner of his eye and it fell from his mouth before he could stop it. If Joey is a meta that was born with his powers, he had to get them from somewhere. He's not exactly surprised that Addie is a metahuman, he just hadn't realized.

Joey gives him a weird look, part amused and confused before he seems to follow Jason's train of thought. He shakes his head with a grin, signing father. Like that gives him any context.

Joey doesn't talk about his dad. Whoever he is has never shown up to one of these events as far as Jason could tell. His only clue is the last name Wilson, not one that Joey uses himself, but the one entered in the system at the tower.

He turns that information around in his head, utilizing all of those detective skills to piece the clues together before Joey interrupts him with a gentle nudge.

He's picking me up tonight if you want to meet him, Joey offers, a spark of mischief in his eyes that makes Jason suspicious.

Jason chokes on his own spit as he watches Deathstroke emerge from a Benz, dressed down in jeans and a T-shirt. The man gives Jason a look over, recognizes him, and then ignores him completely. Ushering Joey into the car talking about tickets to some events or other that may or may not be a mission.

#dc #jason todd #joey wilson #Dick Grayson #Bette Kane #slade wilson #Fic idea #blorbo posting #headcannons #This came from that one alternate universe where Adeline Kane is related to the bats or something #also y'know what do we know about her background other than last name Kane military family and she's rich #Slade isn't actually taking Joey on a mission he's just saying that because he doesn't know how to just spend time with his kids #Joey knows this and is nice enough to not call him out on it in front of Robin #I'm imagining that Jason comes back from the dead and rolls up to the Kane family event and they still make him sit at the kids table #so you have Joey Jason and Bette who are all grown as hell sitting at a short ass table because they're still the youngest ones there #aside from all the actual children that they're stuck sitting with of course #This is brought to you by me still having to sit at the kids table with my cousins even though we're all decidedly no longer kids

[stellisketches]

Y’know we give Aph a lot of shit for adopting literally everything that doesn’t have a parental figure within fifty feet of it but what about Garroth. That man brought home a baby wyvern and a half-dead unconscious person he found in the woods twice. Honestly it’s no wonder Aphmau is like that™, She probably got the habit from Garroth in the first place. She just thinks that’s what you’re supposed to do in those kind of situations.

#Garroth *sees sleeping person in the woods* #damn gotta nurse them back to health and offer them a place to stay and become a trusted pillar of support for the rest of their lives #Aphmau probably thinks a birthday is the day where you woke up in the woods or on someone's doorstep #babies come from the woods. And also chests. Also they're sometimes fully grown adults #minecraft diaries #minecraft diaries headcanons #aphmau #aphblr #garroth ro'meave #mcd garroth #mcd laurance #garmau #garroth romeave #aphmau mcd #stelli rambles #mcd #mcd aphmau #zenix mcd #aphmau zenix

[jeysuso]

They talking. People are saying there's cracks in the Bloodline. Now listen, I know there's issues going on, everything’s been crazy. We got a Sami Zayn problem, we got a Kevin Owens problem, me and you need to defend these tag team championships, and on top of that, I know you got issues with the Tribal Chief, and I can't do this alone.

#jimmy uso #jey uso #wweedit #the usos #friday night smackdown #wwe smackdown #now listen. when i tell you i'm crying about two grown ass men #who i know aren't even feuding cause they travelled to the show together.... #don't judge me #i need jimmy to get away from roman #i need him to be with jey #i need them to not be separated #but i also need jey not to give up his own goddamn soul to be there for his brother #because jey deserves so much better #they're not just issues he has w/ the tribal chief jimmy it's TRAUMA. #sami wasn't lying baby you need to LISTEN. #i love them both so much #p.s jimmy does not get enough credit #that man can act his ASS off. that promo with sami? FUCK. #i wanted to gif that but i've posted so much today lmao #mine*

[brushstrokes-art]

a few assorted extra gijinka designs, parts 1 (variant designs for some sort of a time travelling shade lord scenario) and 2 (taking some great liberties with the definition of a gijinka)

#hollow knight #hk #hollow knight gijinka #hk gijinka #thk #the hollow knight #hk ghost #little ghost #the pale king #the white lady #hk hornet #hk herrah #fanart #doodle #sketch #i like this version of grown-up ghost horns better than the last ones i drew #they're based on the central pair of horns from the shade lord. i think it's reasonable that ghost's canon horns could grow into that shape #it's a bitch and a half to keep consistent though #anyway the white lady is a deer because the tendrils sprouting from her head remind me of antlers. that is my full reasoning #well no it's also because the white lady is kinda alien to the rest of the cast on account of being some sort of a plant or fungus #so i figure a grand white stag of a nature goddess is a good equivalent

[fedorah-the-explorah]

Shadowsan: Hello, brother. I know you must have... conflicted feelings about seeing me here, but I promise you, I have changed.

Shadowsan: I've even acquired a daughter, so I can say with confidence that I truly understand everything you went through, and I am sorry.

Hideo:

Hideo: What do you, uh. What do you mean by acquired?

Shadowsan:

Shadowsan: ...Don't worry about it.

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #incorrect carmen sandiego #imagine your brother who you havent seen in over 20 years pulling up with a grown child #and they're clearly father and daughter #but shes clearly not *his* #and they keep arguing #but also they're committing international crime together #what would you do #what

[lyxchen]

I love how in the new Mean Girls movie Ms. Norbury and the principal (who are both played by the same actors as the original movie) are now married when in the original they weren't. It's kinda like as if since the og movie happened they got closer and eventually married. Idk I think that's lovely <3

#i have no idea how to exactly explain how i mean this but i hope somebody gets it #like the og movie happened and they weren't together and time passed and then the musical movie happens and now they're married #you know what i mean? #mean girls #mean girls 2024 #lea's random thoughts #also on that note #i like to imagine that (because she's played by cady's original actress) the mathletes competition woman who reads the questions is some #version of original movie grown up cady #just some cute fun meta kinda connection to the original movie #because gretchen also says that 'fetch' is slang from an old movie #anyways #if you understand what i mean that i am giving you a butterfly sticker <3 #*then